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Speaker 1: it's phone tap time and he is back again. Ex

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Speaker 1: British Black Ops officer Clover, and this time he's calling

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Speaker 1: a guy who recently had a package stolen off his

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Speaker 1: front porch. Clover's a man for the job of you see,

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Speaker 1: Clover's taken a part time job making deliveries for the

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Speaker 1: Postal service and as far as he's concerned, having a

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Speaker 1: package stolen from outside your home is a matter of

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Speaker 1: life or death. Absolutely so he's gonna make one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent sure those nasty, dirty porch pirates don't strike ever again.

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Speaker 1: He's got a plan. Do not mess with Clover in

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello boy, is this James our dress one six Avenue?

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Speaker 1: Uh Yeah, my name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover.

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Speaker 1: We deliver packages for ups. I'm filling in for your

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Speaker 1: regular driver. Adam, are are you whispering or no auction line?

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Speaker 1: This is my voice? What you mean? Okay? Sure? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sorry you said you worked for UPS. Right now, listen,

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Speaker 1: we heard about your little situation. One of your packages

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Speaker 1: went a wall. Uh huh yeah yeah, some porch pirates

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Speaker 1: came by snag one of my bigger packages. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just reported it. Stolen pirates. Yeah yeah, it sucks.

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Speaker 1: But I hate pirates pillage and wine because a drinking rum,

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Speaker 1: always singing m shaunties and bullocks. Yeah. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if they're like actual pirate pirates like yo ho ho.

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Speaker 1: But is there a reason that you're calling or anfirmative?

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Speaker 1: I wanted you to know that I redelivered your package

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Speaker 1: and I've guaranteed it's secure. You recover the bat. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's great, O. No, I delivered you a new package, mate, several,

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Speaker 1: But I mean I don't understand. Like, all I can

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Speaker 1: say is when you get home, don't open the package

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Speaker 1: on the front porch. It's a dummy box. Where what

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Speaker 1: it's a dummy box? You're laughing, mate, But I take

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Speaker 1: this very serious and I wouldn't be laughing if you

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Speaker 1: don't pay close attention to what I'm about to tell you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are you telling me? Listen? I left that teen

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Speaker 1: boxes around your home? Is teen boxes? Did always start?

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Speaker 1: Why did you put thirteen boxes around my house? Twelve

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Speaker 1: of them are decoys? Only one of them is really

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Speaker 1: your package? Okay, um, I think you're taking this a

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Speaker 1: little too seriously. Porch pirates suck, but this is a

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Speaker 1: bit much. That's why I did what I did. Mate,

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Speaker 1: kind of wish you hadn't done what you've done. Mate.

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Speaker 1: Just imagine any of these bloody porch pirates come marching

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Speaker 1: up trying to move a decoy in more than one inch.

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Speaker 1: It'll be the last thing they do. What what do

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Speaker 1: you mean, Like, did you put a bomb by my house? Whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 1: Let's not say those words made. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: this is a secure line, if you like put some

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Speaker 1: cravy thing outside my house? Like I need to call

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Speaker 1: the police right now, man, Like you need to shut

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Speaker 1: your mouth before one of them goes off. What listen,

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Speaker 1: just listen. Thirteen packages. It's five with a small black

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Speaker 1: label on a bottom. One of those labels has a

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Speaker 1: twenty seven and digit encryption key. Mate, Very important, What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about this is ridiculous. I wrote this down.

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Speaker 1: This is very important. One six Tango golf Lama eight

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Speaker 1: for nine whiskey fault trot. You're going you fast, like, stop,

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Speaker 1: what's what are you talking about? You're right, you gotta

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Speaker 1: get this road. Does something battle happen? Dude, You're not

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Speaker 1: go back and undo whatever you did. Someone's got to

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Speaker 1: stand up to these these bloody pirates, and it's you

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Speaker 1: and me, James. No, we're gonna take care of it.

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Speaker 1: Just a coffee pot I ordered. You need to go

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Speaker 1: right over undo everything that you did. Like that's actually

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Speaker 1: a brilliant idea because your roommate Jesse's already set up

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Speaker 1: ready to go night vision goggles at all. You talked

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Speaker 1: to Jesse? I did talk to Jesse, because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning, and your roommate Jesse is the one who

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Speaker 1: set you up for this phone tap hoose. Dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said your package you got stolen last week and

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Speaker 1: you was so pissed off it'd be a perfect candidate

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Speaker 1: to be messed with. So for real, is my package

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Speaker 1: actually delivered at the house? Like, actually, no, Jesse He

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Speaker 1: just hit us up and said it did get delivered,

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Speaker 1: So your package is sorry. Your poker just secure. Oh sweet,

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Speaker 1: sweet excellent, but hey, you make sure you read the

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Speaker 1: encryption code before you open it. Night. You got it,

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Speaker 1: My buddy weak up every morning with funk taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the Twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning