WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Short n Sweet 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:17.239 Hey, I like Andy went better. Yeah, I like calling 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:19.960 you Andy. Hey, can we talk about hash Browns? All right? 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.920 I love that. Well, first of all, welcome to boll Chat. 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:25.320 It's been a second. One's going to be pretty short, 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:28.280 but we just figured why not. It's a Friday because 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.200 I'm going with Gandhi for her New York Live appearance. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:31.320 I wasn't on that show. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.159 Okay, so I'm going to support Gandhi. 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:36.360 I wasn't invited. I would support her. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:41.080 Okay, Well, I'm going to support Kandhy and yeah, so 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.440 she needed but I want to support also. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:44.680 Okay, can I go? 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:48.440 I don't know, you have to go feed Sawyer, Cooper everything. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.080 But yet when there's another opportunity, it's all of a sudden. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.280 I don't have to leave anymore. I could say it's long, 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.200 it's not an opportunity. I just want to go support. Look. Yeah, 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:57.720 that's when I was on New York Live. See I 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.120 got to sit in the chair on the set and 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:00.440 then maybe go on the floor. Want to go through 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:06.639 coupons on my knees? I can't. That's amazing. Look that's 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.039 so good. Yeah what I was so mad they made 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.520 dumped my whole coupon envelope on the floor. That was Scott. Yeah, 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:16.000 I looked my bald spot. It was terrible. Wait, how 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.199 did you don't look at her? What did it say? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.960 What did it say? What did it say? 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.119 Do you want me to. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.600 Actually I don't. Do you want me to actually say 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:30.200 what it said? I do not see it. I cannot. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.320 You are in sick. Give me my phone. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:37.520 I'm also cracking up because you uploaded the TV listing 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.399 of you Want Extreme Couponing. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.000 Oh, she didn't say anything bad. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.679 It's not that she said anything bad. It's more what you. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.880 Wrote to her. What my hot girlfriend? 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:51.480 My hot girlfriend? There's I'm not, I'm not. We're Everything's wonderful. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:52.520 I love love. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.560 Anyway. So yeah, no, it was a fun show. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.160 Great love that well, good time. I hope they don't 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.320 make Gandhi you talk about the Grammys on her knees. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.440 Anyway? Hash browns Oh, this is the sister podcast to 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.200 Serial Killers, In case you didn't know. This is so chaotic, alright, 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:14.520 it is everywhere. Look I'm red. Yeah, she could have 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:15.720 said something much worse there. 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:17.600 I don't need to know any more. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.920 Like handing phones to people is really dangerous. It's really 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.800 took it from me, you hand. I said, look, and 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.920 you took it. You're like, oh, you said read it, 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.000 read the message. There was no message. It was a 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.160 picture and you took it out of my hand. I'm 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.480 not gonna watch the video because I was like, here, 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.240 look that's what they did, and you took it. Okay, 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:39.360 you can't take people's phones because then dirty things then 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.600 you see and then you think differently. Ah, right, it's 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.480 not nice. And I wasn't dirty anyway. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:47.600 I never said it was dirty. Yeah, it's just whatever. 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:53.359 Ok. Anyway, Hash Browns, So first of all, my favorite 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.079 hashbarns in the world. You know where they come from. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.440 Yeah, where the waffle house? 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.720 Waffle House there's no you would lose on wheel of 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:03.919 fort waffle House. So they're my favorite. And the way 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.720 that I owe to them is scattered. Well you know 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:12.920 what that means, no real burt ones. Did you think 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.280 they care at the waffle house? 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:14.720 No? 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.360 They that just because usually they're in a circle, you know, 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.320 So scattered means they scatter them on the grill, so 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:23.200 it's not in a circle. And well it means well done. Yeah. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.760 So I have had such problems lately. We go out 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.519 to diners all the time, like hash browns are home 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.560 fries or whatever, well done, please, well done. First of all, 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.560 nobody has hash browns up here. Now it's all home fries. 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:40.400 I loathe a chunky potato hash brown home fry. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.560 You mean yeah, I don't like it, Like. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.960 You're just basically making me like what my mom does 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.440 for sausage and peppers. Yes, since she puts like potatoes, 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.520 just cut them up. Yes, there's no there's no pizzazz, 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.200 there's no razzle dazzle. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.960 Hash browns are shredded. Yes. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.400 The thing speaking of shredded, I got a mandolin and 0:03:58.440 --> 0:03:59.760 I already cut myself with seid. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.600 What that's from? Oh yeah, I don't want to hear 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:03.800 much about it because I'll pass out. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:07.360 Here's this guy on Instagram who makes these cucumber salads 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.920 with a mandolin, go ahead, And so I was like, 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.400 I need to get a mandolin because I love cucumbers. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.080 And I go put soy sauce in peanut butter and 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.440 make these delicious cucumbers. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.560 Is that like a big grater? Yes? 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.360 And my mom and my sister were both like, you're 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.479 gonna cut your finger off, please watch out, And so 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.280 I was like, no, I'll be fine. I know how 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:24.919 to do things. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:26.400 And then why didn't you know? 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.680 I start slicing the cucumber and then the next thing 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:35.240 I know, the top of my finger is gone. Stop it's. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:37.760 But you never heard that song? 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:39.440 I haven't, and there's a reason. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.120 But it's mandolin. Cool. I didn't know that mandolin was 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:44.000 a fi it's an instrument. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:50.760 I thought it was rain anyway, So. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:52.560 A mandolin. What kind of an instrument? Is a mandolin? 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.000 Like a harp. 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.160 It's like a little titar looking thing. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:05:00.760 Yeah, hornsby so cool out with the range. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:06.800 Oh really, that's awesome. Go on, great anyway, slice my 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.360 finger off, not off? 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:08.800 Open? 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.960 Well, it still is bleeding. It's been two days. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:12.880 Do you need to stitches? 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.880 I don't know how they would stitch it because it's 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:15.920 like the tip of my finger. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.120 Let me tell you what something cool about that? I 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:22.440 did that? On? Notice? Howme? Nobody can ever have something 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.479 this finger? No, because I'm telling you something that's gonna 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:27.280 be cool about that. Guess what? No fingerprint? Gross, it's 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.839 going to be different because when you put it back 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.200 on and the band aid, it's not exact and you 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:36.200 could commit crimes now yeah, yeah, and then when. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.440 They fingerprint me, they'll be like, we were going to 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.920 charge you, but that one fingerprint was all. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:47.320 That's right, that's mandolin, right, Okay, back to hashprounge anyway, 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:52.200 So hash So it's very very difficult up here to 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.200 go to a diner and say I want them, well done, 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.760 well done, home fries, christy. They don't do it, they 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.560 don't and then they come out and like, is that 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.320 enough for you, sir? And they're white. No, and then 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.800 they have to take them back and it's a whole thing. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.720 And you just cannot get good crispy hash browns or 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.400 home fries here in New York. You can't. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:09.560 I'm sorry about that. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:12.440 And they should have diners don't have hash Browns. Why not? 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.279 How hard? Is it the great potato? 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.080 Maybe it's just the way they do it, Oh hard, 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:16.719 I don't know. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:17.479 I don't like it. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.119 And then they put the peppers in their ruin everything. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.040 Oh yeah, I don't like the peppers ruins everything. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:21.920 Yeah, I'm not a fan. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.360 It's I like a classic crispy hash. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.320 Brown yes please, waffle house, all day of it. 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.159 And I like when they put the cheese on the 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.279 cheese Hash brows so good. Cam I like fake cheese, 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:32.840 but I'm a fan. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.719 I like them. Capped I Hop has the same, pretty 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.240 much similar Hashbrowns. They're good to it. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.040 I'm into an I Hoop in Ages. 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:40.440 I was there like two weeks ago. Cooper and I 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.280 decided to go there ten o'clock one night. We were 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.400 in the shopping center. We had just gone to TJ Max. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.559 I think it was probably right before Christmas. So TJ 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.640 Max was open late and it was ten o'clock and 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.159 we walked out and there was an Ie Hoop next door, 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:51.880 and I'm like, you want to go in there real quick. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.080 She's like, they got Kraft mac and cheese, right, I said, yep. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.599 She's like, I'm in and we went. So she gets 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.040 the Kraft mac and cheese. I got a side of 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.000 Hashbron's and a coffee and it was a glorious evening. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:01.839 I love that for you, little late night I hopped. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:02.480 Oh, I love that. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.640 There should be more late night places there. There's a bunge, 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:06.680 not many anymore. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.680 It's so crazy because you're in literally the biggest city 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.840 in the United So like in New York City, Yeah, 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.160 so in the suburbs where you live, everything is closed. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.559 But in a city, everything is open. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.360 I get it, I get it. But most people don't 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:22.880 live in big, giant, massive cities. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.760 So there are eight million people in this one five 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.520 mile span alone, so. 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:30.040 You cannot say that many people don't live here. There 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:31.840 are more people listening to this podcast out in the 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.000 sticks there are in all of New York City. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.640 Sticks are still the suburbs, which is still huge. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.680 Okay, well they probably have Denny's. We don't have that. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.160 Denny's is twenty four Most of them actually haven't. Some 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:42.040 of them started closing. 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.120 Well. In New Jersey, we have diner culture, so they're 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.000 open all the time. Long Island we have diner culture too, 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.280 but you are all closed down. You'd be hard pressed 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.920 to find many diners that are open twenty four hours anymore. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.080 Bat down by my parents' house. The Classic Aberdeen Diner 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.160 twenty four seven. Yeah, every day love the Aberdeen Diners 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.360 twenty four seven. I'm pretty sure, Oh pretty sure. Yeah, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.080 there's two of them. There's like two diners across the 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:03.880 street from each other, and both have stayed open. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.800 I don't know how well my diner is now, the 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.840 Embassy Diner. Can I just tell you about this guy. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:11.040 Of course I have to. I'm sorry. You know, you 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.600 tell me something, I just feel like I take over 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:15.400 and I don't mean it. No, I just get very excited. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:15.880 I get yer. 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.480 You're excitable. That's why you have to do more bowl chats. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.600 So much to say and limited time. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.840 So we lost our diner. It was very sad. I 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:23.440 remember that. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.000 Everything good. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.000 That was the shrimp parm diner. They had delicious shrimp parm. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.920 I don't really eat that anymore. But so there's another 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:33.760 diner and it's probably like ten minutes away. It's not 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.320 that bad. It's called the Embassy Diner. This dude, gust 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.800 and his brother Billy. They if I told you the 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.120 decorations in this place, they just did a story about 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.160 him in the New York Post, like it's it's insane. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.800 Every single inch of this place is covered with whatever 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.400 holiday is next, like Christmas. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.760 Oh yeah, you told me about this diner. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.240 Insane. Right now it's Valentine's. Yeah, so there's Valentine's dying 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.319 every And it's not just like sloppy here, I just 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:00.080 throw a heart here. It's like it's very meticulously done. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:01.800 If you ever have a chance and you're on Long Island. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.920 They're in beth Page on the Hempstead Turnpike twenty four, 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.960 right off the one thirty five, which is the sob Wow, 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.400 that's the seafret Oyster Bay. Okay, not the son of 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:10.800 a Bitch. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.400 Oh Lord, baby tee. That's the one that was supposed 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.520 to go to I took it down. 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.120 That's the one that was supposed to go to Connecticut 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:18.000 but never did because they couldn't get the bridge built. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.160 Oh do you know how much time they would have 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:23.280 saved Long Islanders to drive to Connecticut if they built 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:23.840 that bridge. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:25.120 Why did not get built? 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.120 Money? Of course, you know, good old robber Moses, he 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.520 tried to do it back in the day and they 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:30.199 got shot down. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.720 Nobody builds anything big anymore. No, it's now like, no, 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.360 we don't have the money, that's right, And yet they 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.199 should be building so much more. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:39.720 Because a bridge back in the day that was like 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.720 fifteen million dollars is like two billion now for sure, 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:43.080 you know. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.439 And also you need to get all the funding and 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.480 then the funding can fall through and all that other. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.079 And it's also very different. It's like the guy we 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.520 went to the Empire State Building last week and you know, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.839 we got that special tour thing. And so he was 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:55.280 telling us, you know, do you know that they built 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.720 this building in like fifteen months or something like that. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.920 He's like, that could never happen now with all the 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.480 the rules and the ordinances and the checks and the 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.440 insurance and this. These guys were shirtless throwing hot rivets 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:06.480 across the thing, for sure. 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.320 And there were also probably a bunch of two year 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.720 olds just learning how to walk, screwing things. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.719 That's right. And you know, he's like, people died, but 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.160 you know what, they just got someone to replace him. Nowadays, 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:15.760 not like that. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.480 Yeah, I wish I could go back to the good 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:18.280 old days. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:20.960 People falling off beams, Hey, bring up Henry. 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.200 Yeah, asbestos with their bare hands and no masks. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.200 That's right. You know what, things got built and they 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:26.760 got things got built and they got done. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.880 So many people died, that was unfortunate. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.280 But yeah, and while they were smoking six packs a day, 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.520 no filtered great, you know, you know, the good old days, 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.680 that's right. If only we could go back they were 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.840 those guys left to be ninety one hundred whatever. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.600 No, they died at twenty because the mask. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.079 Max aged that they would live till No, some of 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.079 these guys that they smoked seventeen packs a day and 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:49.960 they lift to one hundred and four some you know 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:54.440 again some some yes, but I mean they were tough guys. 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:57.840 Grandfathers were tough us. They were grandfathers a bunch of thirty. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.160 They were grandfathers at thirty. Yeah, and so they died 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.040 at forty. No great great grandfathers, man, they were some 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:04.560 tough dudes. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:08.000 Did you have a great great grandfather? No, exactly. All 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:09.720 my grandpa's died before I was even born. 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.880 I had a grandfather, okay, well I never had one. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.120 He wasn't really much fun. He's kind of sat around farted. 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.000 You know what they When you get old, you fart. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.760 You don't even know. It just comes out you just walking. 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.040 Somebody just walk and beat nothing, and by then you 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.160 don't even realize it. Like my mom still doesn't. She's 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.680 like oops, you know. But like old old grandparents, either 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.760 they don't know or they just don't care. They're at 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.679 the point of their life where they're just whatever, what's 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:34.240 going to happen? 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.440 Yeah, I mean, I guess when you reach that age, 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.160 it's like, what do you really want someone to do? 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.920 You know, well, let me tell you I'm not changing 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.280 my parents' diapers. I've already told him that, you know. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.560 I like, listen, I love you guys so much, but 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.120 I am not changing your diapers. Okay, I don't want 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.160 to see old man balls. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:51.880 That's a hard line. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.920 I'm not changing diapers. No, for sure, I get it. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.959 They did it for me. Yeah, totally understand. But it's 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.560 a little different. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.559 You can't reciprocate. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.640 It's different when you have like, you know, with baby's 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.480 skin butt, then you have like old man saggy balls. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:08.320 I really don't need to think about your dad, your mom, 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:11.640 your mom, Yeah, my dad. I'm so good on it, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.880 like we could just we're good. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.120 Yeah. You know, people that that change old people diapers, 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.800 they just get paid a lot of them. They should 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:23.199 a lot they should. Yeah, after care, like a elder care. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:27.240 That to me is such a hard but important job. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:30.080 These people, especially people that live in homes and don't 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.800 have any family. They are their family, and they really 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.440 they do such a nice job. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.160 They need to die with dignity they do. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:40.560 Yeah, that's different. Die with dignity is totally different. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:42.160 I heard that though, What is that. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.080 Dying with dignity is a suicide. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:45.720 Oh I just saw a story about that on CBS. 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.199 Yes, because it's the middle of New Jersey. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:48.840 She drank a thing and like two hours later she 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:50.760 was she was joking right up to the last minute. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:51.960 She's like, ha ha ha everything. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:53.920 I don't know if we if we want to get 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.199 into that topic. I am all for it is a 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.720 political thing, yes, because technically you are taking your life. 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.960 But if I have a terminal illness right in New Jersey, 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:03.720 you have to get signed off by three different people. 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.640 What if the doctor's like, oops, what after you like 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.080 drink it? What if it goes oh? Wrong records? 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:10.520 What do you mean wrong records? 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:14.320 It wasn't really your chart what I said you were terminal, 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:15.600 but I was reading Millie's chart. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:17.199 Okay, well then that's on them, not me. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:18.360 Yeah, but I'm dead though. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.240 Okay, Well you thought you were gonna die anyway because 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.720 of the chart you never knew. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.719 Yeah, but if you would have kept going, I get 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:25.480 it pain to me. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.480 It's like you see at the very end with some people, 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:31.840 it's like just bad, just bad. And if you know 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.200 that all you have are six months, just like Boomer, 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.400 and you could like plan it like you could have everybody, 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.200 you could have a nice, big party and then be like, 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:41.400 I'm good. I mean, if you know what day you're 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.360 gonna go. Yeah, I think it's nice and it gives 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.960 you dignity when you die. Hence the name with dignity. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:50.880 Oh okay, yeah, dying with dignity. Yeah, it's the new 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:51.880 Jersey line. It's legal. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.319 There is it like a hashtag or something. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.760 I don't know about that. I haven't really looked in 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.839 that far because gun would hopefully here for a while. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.440 Look, man, I just think you should be born with 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:02.520 a clock, an internal clock, and you just don't wake 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.960 up one day. That would be so much easier. Yeah, 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:06.880 but it would be a surprise though you can't. Nobody 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.600 knows what it is, you know, because if you knew 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.959 when you were gonna die, you would do all kinds 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.240 of stuff like rob banks and things. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.760 Yeah rob banks? Would you rob a bank if you 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.040 knew like you were gonna die in it? 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.559 I was gonna die tomorrow, I would try something outlandish, 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.440 knowing you would. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.640 Be like I put fireworks in Mescal cafeteria. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.800 I did that when I was exact. It wasn't the 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:26.760 cafeteria that was in the law. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.800 Yeah, you do something like I'm gonna be so hardcore 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.600 extreme and it would be like what I took the 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.520 hub caps off. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.800 I mean, I wouldn't hurt anything. I wouldn't hurt anyone, 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:40.080 but I would like try to do something bad. Again. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.160 Your version of bad is very different. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.320 Than the national effort. No, I would rob a bank. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.320 Now you're robbing a bank. This is a stick up. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.760 I want to see what happens and Scott's done. Who's 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:54.359 pewing me? Oh? Like some guy that's like some outlaw? 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.360 Whatever are you in the wild West? What outlaw? 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.480 You're going into a with a gun saying this is 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.760 a stick up? Who don't think the cop that's in 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:05.200 the bank. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.280 There's no cop in the bank until they call him. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.600 It's very rarely a cop in the bank at first 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.360 of the security guard is so old, he's one hundred 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.480 and six and he just fell asleep in a chair 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.440 at the bank. Lumi by my hospit where I got 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.400 Teddy Bear. By the way, there used to be an 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:25.360 old old I can't you are so unseerious right now? No, 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.480 I'm serious. There used to be an old man security 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.280 guard that would sit there you know. And he he 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.160 had the gun and everything, but he like his hands 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.720 would shake when he would open the door. So he 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:36.280 had parkinson. I don't know, but he can't handle a gun. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.320 First of all, no one should. I don't care anymore. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.560 I'm dying tomorrow going So you think I don't want 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:43.800 to get shot, but I want to see what it's 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:44.560 like to rob a bank. 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.920 What, Yes, you want to see what it's like to 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:49.720 rob a bank. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.000 Yeah, if it was my last day on Earth, i'd 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:55.200 probably do something weird wacky like that weird wacky, yes 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.720 the way you say it. Or I would just drive 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:58.280 one hundred miles an hour on the l E too. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.440 Maybe that. Yeah, I go home, it's almost at one hundred. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:04.800 Goodbye. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:05.520 Yeah. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.040 It went from I'm gonna go in with a loaded 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.160 gun to a bank too. I'm gonna drive the l 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:12.520 AE at one hundred miles an hour. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:15.120 Again, this is what I knew. I knew it would be. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.640 Not that. Also, you can't ever drive the l at 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:20.880 one hundred miles an hour. Hey guys, welcome, Welcome a 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.120