Speaker 1: Hey, I like Andy went better. Yeah, I like calling
Speaker 1: you Andy. Hey, can we talk about hash Browns? All right?
Speaker 1: I love that. Well, first of all, welcome to boll Chat.
Speaker 2: It's been a second. One's going to be pretty short,
Speaker 2: but we just figured why not. It's a Friday because
Speaker 2: I'm going with Gandhi for her New York Live appearance.
Speaker 1: I wasn't on that show.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm going to support Gandhi.
Speaker 1: I wasn't invited. I would support her.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm going to support Kandhy and yeah, so
Speaker 2: she needed but I want to support also.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I go?
Speaker 2: I don't know, you have to go feed Sawyer, Cooper everything.
Speaker 2: But yet when there's another opportunity, it's all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: I don't have to leave anymore. I could say it's long,
Speaker 1: it's not an opportunity. I just want to go support. Look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when I was on New York Live. See I
Speaker 1: got to sit in the chair on the set and
Speaker 1: then maybe go on the floor. Want to go through
Speaker 1: coupons on my knees? I can't. That's amazing. Look that's
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah what I was so mad they made
Speaker 1: dumped my whole coupon envelope on the floor. That was Scott. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I looked my bald spot. It was terrible. Wait, how
Speaker 1: did you don't look at her? What did it say?
Speaker 1: What did it say? What did it say?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't. Do you want me to actually say
Speaker 1: what it said? I do not see it. I cannot.
Speaker 1: You are in sick. Give me my phone.
Speaker 2: I'm also cracking up because you uploaded the TV listing
Speaker 2: of you Want Extreme Couponing.
Speaker 1: Oh, she didn't say anything bad.
Speaker 2: It's not that she said anything bad. It's more what you.
Speaker 1: Wrote to her. What my hot girlfriend?
Speaker 2: My hot girlfriend? There's I'm not, I'm not. We're Everything's wonderful.
Speaker 2: I love love.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So yeah, no, it was a fun show.
Speaker 2: Great love that well, good time. I hope they don't
Speaker 2: make Gandhi you talk about the Grammys on her knees.
Speaker 1: Anyway? Hash browns Oh, this is the sister podcast to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers, In case you didn't know. This is so chaotic, alright,
Speaker 1: it is everywhere. Look I'm red. Yeah, she could have
Speaker 1: said something much worse there.
Speaker 2: I don't need to know any more.
Speaker 1: Like handing phones to people is really dangerous. It's really
Speaker 1: took it from me, you hand. I said, look, and
Speaker 1: you took it. You're like, oh, you said read it,
Speaker 1: read the message. There was no message. It was a
Speaker 1: picture and you took it out of my hand. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna watch the video because I was like, here,
Speaker 1: look that's what they did, and you took it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't take people's phones because then dirty things then
Speaker 1: you see and then you think differently. Ah, right, it's
Speaker 1: not nice. And I wasn't dirty anyway.
Speaker 2: I never said it was dirty. Yeah, it's just whatever.
Speaker 1: Ok. Anyway, Hash Browns, So first of all, my favorite
Speaker 1: hashbarns in the world. You know where they come from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where the waffle house?
Speaker 1: Waffle House there's no you would lose on wheel of
Speaker 1: fort waffle House. So they're my favorite. And the way
Speaker 1: that I owe to them is scattered. Well you know
Speaker 1: what that means, no real burt ones. Did you think
Speaker 1: they care at the waffle house?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: They that just because usually they're in a circle, you know,
Speaker 1: So scattered means they scatter them on the grill, so
Speaker 1: it's not in a circle. And well it means well done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I have had such problems lately. We go out
Speaker 1: to diners all the time, like hash browns are home
Speaker 1: fries or whatever, well done, please, well done. First of all,
Speaker 1: nobody has hash browns up here. Now it's all home fries.
Speaker 2: I loathe a chunky potato hash brown home fry.
Speaker 1: You mean yeah, I don't like it, Like.
Speaker 2: You're just basically making me like what my mom does
Speaker 2: for sausage and peppers. Yes, since she puts like potatoes,
Speaker 2: just cut them up. Yes, there's no there's no pizzazz,
Speaker 2: there's no razzle dazzle.
Speaker 1: Hash browns are shredded. Yes.
Speaker 2: The thing speaking of shredded, I got a mandolin and
Speaker 2: I already cut myself with seid.
Speaker 1: What that's from? Oh yeah, I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: much about it because I'll pass out.
Speaker 2: Here's this guy on Instagram who makes these cucumber salads
Speaker 2: with a mandolin, go ahead, And so I was like,
Speaker 2: I need to get a mandolin because I love cucumbers.
Speaker 2: And I go put soy sauce in peanut butter and
Speaker 2: make these delicious cucumbers.
Speaker 1: Is that like a big grater? Yes?
Speaker 2: And my mom and my sister were both like, you're
Speaker 2: gonna cut your finger off, please watch out, And so
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'll be fine. I know how
Speaker 2: to do things.
Speaker 1: And then why didn't you know?
Speaker 2: I start slicing the cucumber and then the next thing
Speaker 2: I know, the top of my finger is gone. Stop it's.
Speaker 1: But you never heard that song?
Speaker 2: I haven't, and there's a reason.
Speaker 1: But it's mandolin. Cool. I didn't know that mandolin was
Speaker 1: a fi it's an instrument.
Speaker 2: I thought it was rain anyway, So.
Speaker 1: A mandolin. What kind of an instrument? Is a mandolin?
Speaker 1: Like a harp.
Speaker 2: It's like a little titar looking thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hornsby so cool out with the range.
Speaker 2: Oh really, that's awesome. Go on, great anyway, slice my
Speaker 2: finger off, not off?
Speaker 1: Open?
Speaker 2: Well, it still is bleeding. It's been two days.
Speaker 1: Do you need to stitches?
Speaker 2: I don't know how they would stitch it because it's
Speaker 2: like the tip of my finger.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what something cool about that? I
Speaker 1: did that? On? Notice? Howme? Nobody can ever have something
Speaker 1: this finger? No, because I'm telling you something that's gonna
Speaker 1: be cool about that. Guess what? No fingerprint? Gross, it's
Speaker 1: going to be different because when you put it back
Speaker 1: on and the band aid, it's not exact and you
Speaker 1: could commit crimes now yeah, yeah, and then when.
Speaker 2: They fingerprint me, they'll be like, we were going to
Speaker 2: charge you, but that one fingerprint was all.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's mandolin, right, Okay, back to hashprounge anyway,
Speaker 1: So hash So it's very very difficult up here to
Speaker 1: go to a diner and say I want them, well done,
Speaker 1: well done, home fries, christy. They don't do it, they
Speaker 1: don't and then they come out and like, is that
Speaker 1: enough for you, sir? And they're white. No, and then
Speaker 1: they have to take them back and it's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: And you just cannot get good crispy hash browns or
Speaker 1: home fries here in New York. You can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: And they should have diners don't have hash Browns. Why not?
Speaker 1: How hard? Is it the great potato?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just the way they do it, Oh hard,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: And then they put the peppers in their ruin everything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't like the peppers ruins everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: It's I like a classic crispy hash.
Speaker 1: Brown yes please, waffle house, all day of it.
Speaker 2: And I like when they put the cheese on the
Speaker 2: cheese Hash brows so good. Cam I like fake cheese,
Speaker 2: but I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: I like them. Capped I Hop has the same, pretty
Speaker 1: much similar Hashbrowns. They're good to it.
Speaker 2: I'm into an I Hoop in Ages.
Speaker 1: I was there like two weeks ago. Cooper and I
Speaker 1: decided to go there ten o'clock one night. We were
Speaker 1: in the shopping center. We had just gone to TJ Max.
Speaker 1: I think it was probably right before Christmas. So TJ
Speaker 1: Max was open late and it was ten o'clock and
Speaker 1: we walked out and there was an Ie Hoop next door,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you want to go in there real quick.
Speaker 1: She's like, they got Kraft mac and cheese, right, I said, yep.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm in and we went. So she gets
Speaker 1: the Kraft mac and cheese. I got a side of
Speaker 1: Hashbron's and a coffee and it was a glorious evening.
Speaker 1: I love that for you, little late night I hopped.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 1: There should be more late night places there. There's a bunge,
Speaker 1: not many anymore.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because you're in literally the biggest city
Speaker 2: in the United So like in New York City, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so in the suburbs where you live, everything is closed.
Speaker 2: But in a city, everything is open.
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. But most people don't
Speaker 1: live in big, giant, massive cities.
Speaker 2: So there are eight million people in this one five
Speaker 2: mile span alone, so.
Speaker 1: You cannot say that many people don't live here. There
Speaker 1: are more people listening to this podcast out in the
Speaker 1: sticks there are in all of New York City.
Speaker 2: Sticks are still the suburbs, which is still huge.
Speaker 1: Okay, well they probably have Denny's. We don't have that.
Speaker 1: Denny's is twenty four Most of them actually haven't. Some
Speaker 1: of them started closing.
Speaker 2: Well. In New Jersey, we have diner culture, so they're
Speaker 2: open all the time. Long Island we have diner culture too,
Speaker 2: but you are all closed down. You'd be hard pressed
Speaker 2: to find many diners that are open twenty four hours anymore.
Speaker 2: Bat down by my parents' house. The Classic Aberdeen Diner
Speaker 2: twenty four seven. Yeah, every day love the Aberdeen Diners
Speaker 2: twenty four seven. I'm pretty sure, Oh pretty sure. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's two of them. There's like two diners across the
Speaker 2: street from each other, and both have stayed open.
Speaker 1: I don't know how well my diner is now, the
Speaker 1: Embassy Diner. Can I just tell you about this guy.
Speaker 1: Of course I have to. I'm sorry. You know, you
Speaker 1: tell me something, I just feel like I take over
Speaker 1: and I don't mean it. No, I just get very excited.
Speaker 1: I get yer.
Speaker 2: You're excitable. That's why you have to do more bowl chats.
Speaker 2: So much to say and limited time.
Speaker 1: So we lost our diner. It was very sad. I
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 2: Everything good.
Speaker 1: That was the shrimp parm diner. They had delicious shrimp parm.
Speaker 1: I don't really eat that anymore. But so there's another
Speaker 1: diner and it's probably like ten minutes away. It's not
Speaker 1: that bad. It's called the Embassy Diner. This dude, gust
Speaker 1: and his brother Billy. They if I told you the
Speaker 1: decorations in this place, they just did a story about
Speaker 1: him in the New York Post, like it's it's insane.
Speaker 1: Every single inch of this place is covered with whatever
Speaker 1: holiday is next, like Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you told me about this diner.
Speaker 1: Insane. Right now it's Valentine's. Yeah, so there's Valentine's dying
Speaker 1: every And it's not just like sloppy here, I just
Speaker 1: throw a heart here. It's like it's very meticulously done.
Speaker 1: If you ever have a chance and you're on Long Island.
Speaker 1: They're in beth Page on the Hempstead Turnpike twenty four,
Speaker 1: right off the one thirty five, which is the sob Wow,
Speaker 1: that's the seafret Oyster Bay. Okay, not the son of
Speaker 1: a Bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh Lord, baby tee. That's the one that was supposed
Speaker 2: to go to I took it down.
Speaker 1: That's the one that was supposed to go to Connecticut
Speaker 1: but never did because they couldn't get the bridge built.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know how much time they would have
Speaker 1: saved Long Islanders to drive to Connecticut if they built
Speaker 1: that bridge.
Speaker 2: Why did not get built?
Speaker 1: Money? Of course, you know, good old robber Moses, he
Speaker 1: tried to do it back in the day and they
Speaker 1: got shot down.
Speaker 2: Nobody builds anything big anymore. No, it's now like, no,
Speaker 2: we don't have the money, that's right, And yet they
Speaker 2: should be building so much more.
Speaker 1: Because a bridge back in the day that was like
Speaker 1: fifteen million dollars is like two billion now for sure,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: And also you need to get all the funding and
Speaker 2: then the funding can fall through and all that other.
Speaker 1: And it's also very different. It's like the guy we
Speaker 1: went to the Empire State Building last week and you know,
Speaker 1: we got that special tour thing. And so he was
Speaker 1: telling us, you know, do you know that they built
Speaker 1: this building in like fifteen months or something like that.
Speaker 1: He's like, that could never happen now with all the
Speaker 1: the rules and the ordinances and the checks and the
Speaker 1: insurance and this. These guys were shirtless throwing hot rivets
Speaker 1: across the thing, for sure.
Speaker 2: And there were also probably a bunch of two year
Speaker 2: olds just learning how to walk, screwing things.
Speaker 1: That's right. And you know, he's like, people died, but
Speaker 1: you know what, they just got someone to replace him. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: not like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I could go back to the good
Speaker 2: old days.
Speaker 1: People falling off beams, Hey, bring up Henry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, asbestos with their bare hands and no masks.
Speaker 1: That's right. You know what, things got built and they
Speaker 1: got things got built and they got done.
Speaker 2: So many people died, that was unfortunate.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and while they were smoking six packs a day,
Speaker 1: no filtered great, you know, you know, the good old days,
Speaker 1: that's right. If only we could go back they were
Speaker 1: those guys left to be ninety one hundred whatever.
Speaker 2: No, they died at twenty because the mask.
Speaker 1: Max aged that they would live till No, some of
Speaker 1: these guys that they smoked seventeen packs a day and
Speaker 1: they lift to one hundred and four some you know
Speaker 1: again some some yes, but I mean they were tough guys.
Speaker 1: Grandfathers were tough us. They were grandfathers a bunch of thirty.
Speaker 1: They were grandfathers at thirty. Yeah, and so they died
Speaker 1: at forty. No great great grandfathers, man, they were some
Speaker 1: tough dudes.
Speaker 2: Did you have a great great grandfather? No, exactly. All
Speaker 2: my grandpa's died before I was even born.
Speaker 1: I had a grandfather, okay, well I never had one.
Speaker 1: He wasn't really much fun. He's kind of sat around farted.
Speaker 1: You know what they When you get old, you fart.
Speaker 1: You don't even know. It just comes out you just walking.
Speaker 1: Somebody just walk and beat nothing, and by then you
Speaker 1: don't even realize it. Like my mom still doesn't. She's
Speaker 1: like oops, you know. But like old old grandparents, either
Speaker 1: they don't know or they just don't care. They're at
Speaker 1: the point of their life where they're just whatever, what's
Speaker 1: going to happen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess when you reach that age,
Speaker 2: it's like, what do you really want someone to do?
Speaker 1: You know, well, let me tell you I'm not changing
Speaker 1: my parents' diapers. I've already told him that, you know.
Speaker 1: I like, listen, I love you guys so much, but
Speaker 1: I am not changing your diapers. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see old man balls.
Speaker 2: That's a hard line.
Speaker 1: I'm not changing diapers. No, for sure, I get it.
Speaker 1: They did it for me. Yeah, totally understand. But it's
Speaker 1: a little different.
Speaker 2: You can't reciprocate.
Speaker 1: It's different when you have like, you know, with baby's
Speaker 1: skin butt, then you have like old man saggy balls.
Speaker 2: I really don't need to think about your dad, your mom,
Speaker 2: your mom, Yeah, my dad. I'm so good on it,
Speaker 2: like we could just we're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, people that that change old people diapers,
Speaker 1: they just get paid a lot of them. They should
Speaker 1: a lot they should. Yeah, after care, like a elder care.
Speaker 2: That to me is such a hard but important job.
Speaker 2: These people, especially people that live in homes and don't
Speaker 2: have any family. They are their family, and they really
Speaker 2: they do such a nice job.
Speaker 1: They need to die with dignity they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's different. Die with dignity is totally different.
Speaker 1: I heard that though, What is that.
Speaker 2: Dying with dignity is a suicide.
Speaker 1: Oh I just saw a story about that on CBS.
Speaker 2: Yes, because it's the middle of New Jersey.
Speaker 1: She drank a thing and like two hours later she
Speaker 1: was she was joking right up to the last minute.
Speaker 1: She's like, ha ha ha everything.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we if we want to get
Speaker 2: into that topic. I am all for it is a
Speaker 2: political thing, yes, because technically you are taking your life.
Speaker 2: But if I have a terminal illness right in New Jersey,
Speaker 2: you have to get signed off by three different people.
Speaker 1: What if the doctor's like, oops, what after you like
Speaker 1: drink it? What if it goes oh? Wrong records?
Speaker 2: What do you mean wrong records?
Speaker 1: It wasn't really your chart what I said you were terminal,
Speaker 1: but I was reading Millie's chart.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then that's on them, not me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm dead though.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you thought you were gonna die anyway because
Speaker 2: of the chart you never knew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you would have kept going, I get
Speaker 1: it pain to me.
Speaker 2: It's like you see at the very end with some people,
Speaker 2: it's like just bad, just bad. And if you know
Speaker 2: that all you have are six months, just like Boomer,
Speaker 2: and you could like plan it like you could have everybody,
Speaker 2: you could have a nice, big party and then be like,
Speaker 2: I'm good. I mean, if you know what day you're
Speaker 2: gonna go. Yeah, I think it's nice and it gives
Speaker 2: you dignity when you die. Hence the name with dignity.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, dying with dignity. Yeah, it's the new
Speaker 2: Jersey line. It's legal.
Speaker 1: There is it like a hashtag or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I haven't really looked in
Speaker 2: that far because gun would hopefully here for a while.
Speaker 1: Look, man, I just think you should be born with
Speaker 1: a clock, an internal clock, and you just don't wake
Speaker 1: up one day. That would be so much easier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it would be a surprise though you can't. Nobody
Speaker 1: knows what it is, you know, because if you knew
Speaker 1: when you were gonna die, you would do all kinds
Speaker 1: of stuff like rob banks and things.
Speaker 2: Yeah rob banks? Would you rob a bank if you
Speaker 2: knew like you were gonna die in it?
Speaker 1: I was gonna die tomorrow, I would try something outlandish,
Speaker 1: knowing you would.
Speaker 2: Be like I put fireworks in Mescal cafeteria.
Speaker 1: I did that when I was exact. It wasn't the
Speaker 1: cafeteria that was in the law.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do something like I'm gonna be so hardcore
Speaker 2: extreme and it would be like what I took the
Speaker 2: hub caps off.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't hurt anything. I wouldn't hurt anyone,
Speaker 1: but I would like try to do something bad. Again.
Speaker 2: Your version of bad is very different.
Speaker 1: Than the national effort. No, I would rob a bank.
Speaker 1: Now you're robbing a bank. This is a stick up.
Speaker 1: I want to see what happens and Scott's done. Who's
Speaker 1: pewing me? Oh? Like some guy that's like some outlaw?
Speaker 1: Whatever are you in the wild West? What outlaw?
Speaker 2: You're going into a with a gun saying this is
Speaker 2: a stick up? Who don't think the cop that's in
Speaker 2: the bank.
Speaker 1: There's no cop in the bank until they call him.
Speaker 1: It's very rarely a cop in the bank at first
Speaker 1: of the security guard is so old, he's one hundred
Speaker 1: and six and he just fell asleep in a chair
Speaker 1: at the bank. Lumi by my hospit where I got
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. By the way, there used to be an
Speaker 1: old old I can't you are so unseerious right now? No,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. There used to be an old man security
Speaker 1: guard that would sit there you know. And he he
Speaker 1: had the gun and everything, but he like his hands
Speaker 1: would shake when he would open the door. So he
Speaker 1: had parkinson. I don't know, but he can't handle a gun.
Speaker 1: First of all, no one should. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm dying tomorrow going So you think I don't want
Speaker 1: to get shot, but I want to see what it's
Speaker 1: like to rob a bank.
Speaker 2: What, Yes, you want to see what it's like to
Speaker 2: rob a bank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was my last day on Earth, i'd
Speaker 1: probably do something weird wacky like that weird wacky, yes
Speaker 1: the way you say it. Or I would just drive
Speaker 1: one hundred miles an hour on the l E too.
Speaker 1: Maybe that. Yeah, I go home, it's almost at one hundred.
Speaker 2: Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It went from I'm gonna go in with a loaded
Speaker 2: gun to a bank too. I'm gonna drive the l
Speaker 2: AE at one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Again, this is what I knew. I knew it would be.
Speaker 1: Not that. Also, you can't ever drive the l at
Speaker 1: one hundred miles an hour. Hey guys, welcome, Welcome a
Speaker 1: bull Chat. This is the podcast where we talk about things.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Oh you have to leave?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we could just end it okay and scared you.
Speaker 1: I would have. I would have peed myself.
Speaker 2: That if he only had one day left on earth,
Speaker 2: he'd rob a bank.
Speaker 1: I want to see what it's like. If I knew
Speaker 1: I was dying tomorrow, I would want to rob a bank.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't why exactly? I want to see what it's
Speaker 1: like the thing. And then I decided I would just
Speaker 1: drive one hundred miles an hour. Stop. That scared me. Listen,
Speaker 1: they must have something more important to do. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna go. Okay, wait, what do you guys do? Oh
Speaker 1: you're going to the New York Live thing?
Speaker 2: Yes, I knes picking up coupon.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, anyway, all right, I will thanks you, was
Speaker 1: saying to bowl Chat. We'll see you Monday with an
Speaker 1: all new serial Killers if you can follow us at
Speaker 1: serial killers PC on Instagram. Yeah yeah, all right, until
Speaker 1: we see you next time. Say clink, everybody clink. That's dumb.
Speaker 1: We should we should change that. I like it