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Speaker 1: New York Groove. I hope everybody's feeling good, Hope everybody's

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Speaker 1: feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling saying, Hope everybody is

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Speaker 1: doing well. The name is Michael Rappaport. My name is

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Speaker 1: A the inflamed Oscar Nazi. Oh so inflamed. Gotta deal

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Speaker 1: earlier this week because I was not well, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: I was not well, nothing to worry about. I just

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Speaker 1: to see a doctor named doctor smiles, the great doctor smiles.

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Speaker 1: These are fantastic Jews, These Jewish doctors that I have

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Speaker 1: They call me. They go, we're putting you on steroids.

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Speaker 1: Because those are illegal steroids. Those are human girl. I go, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm Michael Rappaport. I'm the green old man dingle. I'm

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Speaker 1: fifty two. I shouldn't have feel like shit. I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna help. You. Give me six days of steroids.

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Speaker 1: But when you're feeling bad and I was not feeling good,

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Speaker 1: say we're putting you on a steroid, We're putting you

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Speaker 1: on on antibiotic, you don't start popping ship like you

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Speaker 1: step be like yo, that would be doing. Steph's not

417
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Speaker 1: dissing his his teammates. He's not playing with you. He's

418
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Speaker 1: living and dying on the Golden State Warrior sword. And

419
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: I say, fantastic fucking guys chasing rings. Most of the

420
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: time it don't work. You got fucking Anthony Davis looking

421
00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: like a fucking asshole, dressing up yellow clothe old. You've

422
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: got Ben Simmons looking like why are these guys bringing

423
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: so much attention to themselves on the bench. If I

424
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: wasn't playing, I would be like, I don't want to

425
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: be seen. I wouldn't jewelry fucking guys wearing sunglasses? Is

426
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: that the nets game? The other day, Ben Simmons wearing sunglasses,

427
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: Lebron James wearing sunglasses on the bench inside the arena.

428
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: What the funk is going on here? The Great Moses

429
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: Malone is kicking screaming in his grave. Larry Birds down

430
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: there and Florida somewhere drinking beers, laughing at you fucking guys.

431
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: You're on the bench in sunglasses. Your team's under five.

432
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Speaker 1: H stay in the locker room. You know, Prince who

433
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Speaker 1: the fund is in a basketball arena with sunglasses anyway,

434
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: you look dumb. James Harden sits out game after game

435
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: wearing these Balenciaga and all that ship is goofy man,

436
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: she is not dope sick. All this high fashion, fly

437
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: guy ship, elitist, all these tags and jewelry and all

438
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: that ship making everybody. You know, you make people feel

439
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: like insecure. Not me, I don't give a fuck, but

440
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of people are like yo, man,

441
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: fuck man. And me as a basketball fan to see

442
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: these guys on the bench dressed up like they're going

443
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: to the fucking players ball into the met Galu Like Yo,

444
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: they're on the bench dressed up like they're going they're

445
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: met Gallaretti look stupid. Anyway, back to my energy. Lebron

446
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Speaker 1: h the Lakers. You fox he didn't make it, and

447
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: I say great, I say fantastic. But the NBA is

448
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: heating up. The playoffs are coming next week. The playing

449
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: tournament starts next week. And I don't know is the

450
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: playing tournament part of the playoffs. I guess it's a

451
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: separate thing. But we're gonna break down the play in tournament.

452
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna break down the play offs. Favorite time of

453
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Speaker 1: the year. Shout out to myself, Shout out to the captain,

454
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: to captain picks, because I said it. I did say it.

455
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: I said it a couple of times. The Kansas Jayhawks

456
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: are the national champions. They won the national championship, and

457
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: a few people said, yo, Mike rap, you did call it.

458
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: And it's a collective. It's the Iron rapp or collective

459
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: think Tank, the Dust Brothers, Miles Jordan's and myself. But

460
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: the Kansas Jayhawks did win the national championship. And I

461
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: said it before the fucking tournament started. So that's do

462
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: you hear that? That's me patting myself on the back.

463
00:31:54,240 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: Fuck what else is going on? I mentioned strapping that

464
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: I mentioned something about a banana hammock because I got

465
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Speaker 1: two days in Miami, going down in Miami for a

466
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: couple of days, a couple of to three days. I'm

467
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: doing this show. There's a comedy show. There's a whole

468
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: cryptocurrency Bitcoin. I don't know convention. You know Miami. They'll

469
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: come up with anything, any reason to have people go

470
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: down there in boatloads, go down there and act crazy.

471
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: But they got a comedy show going down there for

472
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: a couple of days. I'm gonna be on that bench

473
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: in that fucking banana hammock rest ashore. I am going

474
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: to be on that beach in that banana hammock rest. Sure.

475
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: I got myself a nice new banana hammock, Carolina blue,

476
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: nice Carolina blue banana hammock, got myself a nice hat,

477
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: got myself some sunlock. I'm gonna taking all that Vitamin

478
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: D no Bruno as soon as I I'm dropping my bags,

479
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting on that fucking beach. You know one thing

480
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: about me, I'm a Pisces. You know, I'm not all

481
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: into that that that ship, but I do gravitate towards water.

482
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: I am a fish. I'm gonna I'm gonna strap on

483
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: that fucking banana hammock, real nice, a real proper. I'm

484
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: putting my hat on, I'm gonna jump in that fucking water.

485
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay on that beach. And I'm not fucking anybody.

486
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, don't listen. No disrespect to anybody.

487
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking anybody. I'm not doing anything. I'm not

488
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: going anywhere. I'm not answering nothing. I'm literally vegetating. I

489
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: need it. I need that vitamin D that son. I

490
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: need to finish off these fucking steroids. Oh yeah, and

491
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna enjoy my antibiotics, okay, drinking some

492
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: grapefruit juice anti inflammatory, some orange juice natural. I gotta

493
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: stay away from those Arnold palmers. That's my fucking you know,

494
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: if you if you say one one thing that's an

495
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: achilles to me. When I go out, when I have lunch,

496
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: I'll eat a healthy lunch. But I drink these fucking

497
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: Arnold palmers half lemonade, half iced tea, it's all sugar.

498
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: That would be my achilles seal. That's the one thing

499
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: I need to get off of those fucking Arnold palmers.

500
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: I love those Arnold Palmers. I don't funk with the

501
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 1: snapples anymore. See how time flies? Remember at the beginning

502
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: of the Iron Rapports stereopokas Snapple Snapples. I haven't had

503
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: a Snapple in two or three years. Listen, it's baby steps.

504
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: It's one step forward, it's it's four or five, maybe

505
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 1: six steps backwards. But I'm gonna be on that fucking beach.

506
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: I ain't. I'm not funking nobody, not talking to nobody.

507
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: Gonna give me some magazines, my headphones. Don't look at me, man,

508
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: my fucking baseball hat on, had my my banana hammeck

509
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: going on? Got my sunglass. I ain't. Don't funk with me.

510
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: I'm not funking with you. Speaking of funking with you,

511
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: I haven't been doing the sick Fox of the Week,

512
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: but it's time to point out one of the nastiest

513
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: sick fox I've ever heard of. Myles Jordan's a k

514
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: the bleach. Mothers ak did us some mothers. Let me

515
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: get the sick Funk of the Week theme song real quick.

516
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 1: This is an award that has earned, not given, earned,

517
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: not given. It's called the Sick the Fox of the

518
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: I'm he sick, really fucking sick man, She's fucking whack

519
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: live make him you smell like a sick fuck. You

520
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: look like the sixth Ain's supposed to be on a

521
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: playing you sick? Are you doing? Hey? Man? Leave that

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00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 1: chicken alone, Leave the chicken alone? But what are you

523
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in a chicken? Yes?

524
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: I reports Stereo Podcast Award winning segment, the Sick Funk

525
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: of the Week segments. So many sick funks, so little time,

526
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: so many sick funks, so a little time. Shout out

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00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: to my man, O G. Paul Wall, who is always

528
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: sending me so many sick funcks. Uh. He got some

529
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: new music dropping today, matter of fact, him a Terminology.

530
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: Who I love Paul Wall. Terminology got a new record

531
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: out and I'm gonna be banging that ship. Terminology is dope.

532
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: O G. Paul Wall is dope. So shout out to

533
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: those guys for this new ship, the Paul Wall and

534
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: Terminology album. But also shout out to Paul Wafer, always

535
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 1: supporting me, always supporting the podcast, and always sending soul minute.

536
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: God damn, I mean O G. Paul Wall sends me

537
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: some sick funs that they're too sick, and I appreciate that.

538
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate that he does that. Um anyway, this is

539
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this guy because I fly so much.

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00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: One of the sickest funs of all time. On a

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00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: flight from Seattle of Phoenix. This is not a long

542
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: a long flight. This is maybe ship Seattle the Phoenix.

543
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: I would guestimate two hours at the most. A passenger

544
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: on a Southwest Airline flight three hour flight pulled his

545
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: pants down on a three hour flight and masturbated on

546
00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: the plane. This is five days ago, not one, not twice,

547
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: not three times, four times on the plane while a

548
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: woman was sitting next to him. Now, I don't listen.

549
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: This is a victim. This is a victim of sexual assault.

550
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: This nasty motherfucker, this dirty, nasty motherfucker jerked off on

551
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 1: a three hour flight. Four fun. I want to picture

552
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: this dirty motherfucker. I want to shame this nasty, stinky,

553
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: dirty motherfucker jerking off in front of a woman. I

554
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: don't know how old the woman was. She probably wants

555
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: to remain anonymous. But they arrested this dirty, shitty, sick,

556
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 1: nasty motherfucker and I hope he this is like great,

557
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: this is akin to rate. This is sexual assault. That

558
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: woman is probably so. She probably felt so ashamed of herself.

559
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: She probably felt so violated, so embarrassed. And this dirty

560
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: ship bag, he admitted, he said it was kind of kinky,

561
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: kind of kinky. You know what I think is kinky,

562
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,959
Speaker 1: kicking you in the fucking dick so it never works again.

563
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: How dona we cut your fucking dick off. I'll cut

564
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: your fucking dick off. You're choking your fucking chicken. Oh

565
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: my fucking plane. This is a yellow flying the plane.

566
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: This is captain all, you cuck sucker. I'll stick my

567
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: fucking boot up your fucking iss. Kind of kinky, I

568
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: got fucking kinky. I'll give you fucking kinky. You dirty motherfuck?

569
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: Are you disgusting? See guys, listen, I'll do more sick

570
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: Fox coming up, I promise you. They get me too crazy.

571
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: When we say so many sicks fuck so little time,

572
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: it's not it's not a joke. When I say it

573
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: takes a toll on me. You think that when O. G.

574
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: Paul Wall takes the time to send me sick fox,

575
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't take a toll on his soul and his psyche.

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00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: You think when the rest of the wrapper pack and

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00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: I see you guys in the d M s. I responded,

578
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: a few people sent me this masturbating chicken choking freak.

579
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: I know it take they offends. The person who sent

580
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: it to me keep sending them to me. D M

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00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: E Instagram, you go his email as I am rapport

582
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com. But this takes a toll.

583
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: That's why I don't do the sick fox all the time.

584
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm inframed. I'm not feeling fantastic all the time, but

585
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: it's it's just that's just one sick fuck. They got

586
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: me ey yellowing. I'm on steroids, I'm on antibiotics. But

587
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: definitely download the Paul Wall Terminology Project. It's out, the

588
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: old gee Paul Wall Terminology Project is out, and uh

589
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: I haven't heard it, but I know it's gonna be

590
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: banging terminology. Got that hio. I know that it's gonna

591
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: be dope. Anyway, What else is going on? Talk about

592
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: a sick fuck? Alex Jones, that dumbass who admittedly I

593
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: listened to sometimes because I like to know what these

594
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: people are thinking. I like to know he's pumping that

595
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: dumb ship. He's paying fine after fine after fine because

596
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 1: of that ship that he said about Sandy Hook. They're

597
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: gonna get him. And you did it to yourself. See

598
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: these people that have Alex Jones on their podcast, everybody

599
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: makes a mistake. He's still pointing and pushing the blame

600
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: off on other people. These people that have Alex Jones

601
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: on their podcast because he's nuts, because he's he's so funny,

602
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: because he's so nuts, ship aim on you. He didn't

603
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: say he was on drugs. He was on cocaine. He

604
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: didn't say he was, you know, in a drug spiral.

605
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: He didn't go to like Betty Ford clinic. He said

606
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: that the Sandy Hook shootings were not real. And he's

607
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: still pushing the blame off on other people. He was

608
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: talking to the talking about it's it's not cancel culture.

609
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: What they're doing to you, Alex Jones. You said that

610
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: these kids were crisis actors. You said that those teachers

611
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: were crisis actors. You said this whole thing was stage.

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00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Alex Jones. This is what you get. These

613
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: people's lives have been ruined by a mass shooting in

614
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: a school, and you got the audacity to say it

615
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: was stage and you got the audacity to stand in

616
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: front of a camera yesterday and say this. I'm here

617
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: because there is a war against the First Amendment, and

618
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party and others are trying to use the

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Speaker 1: Sandy Hook tragedy as a pretext to not just erase

620
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: my First Amendment, but all Americans First Amendment. It's all

621
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: about cancel culture, is all about censorship. It's about the

622
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 1: dying corporate media wanting to demonize the independent media. I've

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Speaker 1: certainly made a mistakes. I'm not perfect. I've apologize for those.

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Speaker 1: But the mainstream media a lot about w m DS

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Speaker 1: in Iraq, a lot about so many things. Jesse Smollett

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Speaker 1: got caught lying. We have thousands of cases of governments, organizations, corporations,

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Speaker 1: individuals staging events, and so Americans ask questions about all events,

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Speaker 1: and we have a right to do that under the

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Speaker 1: First Amendment. The power structure doesn't want people to be

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Speaker 1: able to ask questions. I believe Sandy Hook happened. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry for the families, but they're being used, in my view,

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Speaker 1: as pawns by powerful Democrat law firms that want to

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Speaker 1: try to shut down info Wars and Alex Jones, and

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Speaker 1: once that dominant falls, they'll be able to shut down

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Speaker 1: everybody say that why these parents are coming after you

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Speaker 1: is because of cancel culture. Nah. Fuck, you didn't just

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Speaker 1: pump it once on a bad day. You pumped it

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Speaker 1: and pumped it and pumped it and pumped it and

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Speaker 1: pumped it. And now you've got to pay the fucking price.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this dude's gonna go to jail,

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Speaker 1: but they're gonna drain this motherfucker for every single cent

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Speaker 1: he has. And I say, good, you should have said

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Speaker 1: you were on that MAUI wowe you should have said

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Speaker 1: you on that Jussie. Small motherfucker's don't listen to me. Yo,

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Speaker 1: when you fuck up, the best thing you can do,

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Speaker 1: whether you're on it or not. He's like, I'm on them,

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Speaker 1: grat guys, I'm on that heron. I'm a drug addict.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fucked up drug addict. I was out of

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Speaker 1: my mind. I'm going to Betty Ford. I'm gonna beg

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Speaker 1: for forgiveness, but in the meantime, I'm going to Betty

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Speaker 1: Ford for six months. I'm a I'm a sick drug addict.

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Speaker 1: You didn't do that, and you're still talking about cancel culture.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling real good anyway.

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Speaker 1: I honestly don't want to get ahead of myself. Like

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Speaker 1: I said, I will be in Irvine, California. I'll be

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Speaker 1: in Irvine, California the twenty second April April twenty three.

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Speaker 1: The following a week, I'll be in Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: Nine and thirty. All tickets to all information are available

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Speaker 1: at Michael Rappaport comedy dot com. Came Saw disrupted. All

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Speaker 1: the stuff that I was talking about with my health,

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Speaker 1: do not worry. I'm sharing it with you guys because

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Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are like family. You know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to make a big deal of my stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. I'm fine. I'm feeling good, and like

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm hopped up on that good Barry Bonds

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Speaker 1: right now. Myles Joy ak the Bleached Brothers aka the

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Speaker 1: Dust Brothers. Take us out of here with something real nice.

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Speaker 1: Take us out of here with something real proper, but

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Speaker 1: most importantly, take me out of here with something real

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Speaker 1: loud and real, funking, banging, museum quality iron rap course

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Speaker 1: stereo pockets them out. Was bas