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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I Tony was gonna be a good night?

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Speaker 1: Did I not? So? Do you know how? Hold on?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to these calls about adventures you've

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Speaker 1: had in a minute, but I want to do something

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Speaker 1: real quick first. You know how at the very beginning, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean all the time I talked to you about

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Speaker 1: the Sky is Green theory, right about how how they

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Speaker 1: would create a complete false reality for so many people.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear a great example of it. You

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Speaker 1: want to hear a great example of it. My friend

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Speaker 1: Tom Elliott, he put together this montage, so it's not ours,

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Speaker 1: it's not our work, it's Tom. So make sure I

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Speaker 1: give him credit for it. Do you want to hear

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Speaker 1: something creepy, really really really creepy. Listen to all these

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Speaker 1: different media outlets as they talk about something, and listen

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Speaker 1: to the language they use. What we are expecting tonight

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Speaker 1: from the January sixth investigation is something that's been described

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Speaker 1: as a season finale, not show finale, but a season finale.

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Speaker 1: There may be more seasons, there may be bonus episodes.

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Speaker 1: The way that I've been talking about this hearing is

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Speaker 1: that it's more the season finale than the series finale.

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Speaker 1: For the Committee, the season finale, as it were of

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Speaker 1: their blockbuster hearings in primetime, a season finale of sorts,

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Speaker 1: Thursday's primetime finale, so to speak, Does this feel to

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Speaker 1: you like the series finale or the season finale for

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Speaker 1: the January sixth Committee, That's such a good way to

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Speaker 1: put it. We thought this was the season finale. Everybody's like,

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Speaker 1: come back for ward. There is hunger, there is new information.

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Speaker 1: These are incendiary revelations. Even the things we thought we knew,

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Speaker 1: we're learning. It's a multidimensional scandal right shape the narrative,

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Speaker 1: you know, the end of season one as you're effectively

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Speaker 1: doing in a way that lets us know there may

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Speaker 1: still be more to come and move towards that in

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Speaker 1: the season two, if necessary. It almost felt as if

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Speaker 1: it was like the series finale. At one Pointless Cheney said,

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Speaker 1: stay tuned for September, which is like season two. There

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Speaker 1: will be a season two, so to speak. Last night

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Speaker 1: was just the season finale. We learned another season's coming.

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Speaker 1: TV ratings stayed strong throughout the series. It's weird to

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Speaker 1: of television, and it turned out to be one of

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Speaker 1: the highest rated shows of the summer. Consider tonight the

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Speaker 1: finale of season one. We will be back in September

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Speaker 1: with more hearings. We've seen all eight episodes through Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Season finale of the hearings. Wasn't a cliffhanger for you

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Speaker 1: in any way. I don't know if he'll get stuff

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Speaker 1: know if he'll get stuff. Fine, that could be season two.

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Speaker 1: Are you creeped out yet? The sky is green? The

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Speaker 1: sky is green, The skies green, the skies green. The

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Speaker 1: system puts out the message to the masses to repeat

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Speaker 1: the same thing over and over and over and over

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Speaker 1: and over and over again, and soon you have a

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Speaker 1: high enough percentage of the population that believes something their

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Speaker 1: own eyes should tell them is a lie. Creepy? Is

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Speaker 1: it not extremely creepy? Doctor Oracle? This guy says something

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Speaker 1: you sit on your show last week hit home for me.

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Speaker 1: I admit I was one of the people who thought

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Speaker 1: Trump was divisive, but I realized now you are absolutely right.

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Speaker 1: It was all perception. Under Trump, there was no or

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Speaker 1: there was a constant uproar from never Trumper's Dems in

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Speaker 1: the media. But now there is very little non anonymous

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Speaker 1: White House source. There's no open letters from an eleven

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Speaker 1: former attorney generals. We need to fight harder, we need

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Speaker 1: to stop. Let them be better at this game. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for leading the charge. Remember something, Remember it doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter what you think about Trump. It really doesn't. Don't

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Speaker 1: think to yourself. Trump was divisive. We can't. We can't

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Speaker 1: want Trump again for other reasons, that's fine. We live

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Speaker 1: in a divided country. We are two separate nations at

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Speaker 1: least right now. Anytime anyone challenges the system from the

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Speaker 1: right now, the system will create endless amounts of noise.

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Speaker 1: They do this on purpose. They do this because they

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Speaker 1: know you don't like noise. You want to live in peace,

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Speaker 1: end of story, no questions asked. We don't live in

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Speaker 1: We're going to have to make adjustments. You are and

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Speaker 1: I am, and we're going to have to learn to

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Speaker 1: embrace the chaos and embrace the noise. You and me

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Speaker 1: seeking peace, seeking quiet. The communist has taken advantage of

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Speaker 1: you want to heal the divisions? They do this all

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Speaker 1: the time. Steve in Washington. What's an adventure you had, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: When I was twenty eight years old, I hooked up

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Speaker 1: grizzly bear reserve in the world. It was called Admiraltee

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Speaker 1: you think Stephen Washington's gonna have some stories to tell

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Speaker 1: his grandkids? Gosh, that's so freaking cool. Justin in Montana.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about an adventure you had. What's happening, Jesse Hey?

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Speaker 1: Back in two thousand and eight, I think I was

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's so unbelievably cool. We have the

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Speaker 1: emails do we get, Jesse, I want to serve, I

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Speaker 1: that's still to come on The Jesse Kelly Show, Suez,

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Speaker 1: you've had because I'm geeking out on these things. But

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Speaker 1: always so much fun. Really, you are advocating that women

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Speaker 1: not pursue careers lest they not make babies. But did

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Speaker 1: What you talk about on radio is so despicable. I

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Speaker 1: be honest with you. Hi, Jesse, I'm Dylan. I don't

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Speaker 1: They say hi to your mom for me. She listens

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Speaker 1: the past year, having had much time with her. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Melanie, and I know she would go crazy

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Speaker 1: hearing you read this. Thanks for everything, Melanie. Appreciate you. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: be reasonably intelligent. After listening to your birthday podcast this year,

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Speaker 1: by the subject of this one's called idiot. If you

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Speaker 1: take the military AZBAB test and you can write your

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Speaker 1: When I was a little girl living in New Hampshire,

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Speaker 1: I kept that dream alive. When I turned twenty one,

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Speaker 1: It's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better. We love Jesse.

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Speaker 1: He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby, Jesse. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. GOP.

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Speaker 1: Senator Chuck Grassley alleges widespread effort in the FBI and

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Speaker 1: An Attorney General Merrick Garland. The volume and consistency of

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Speaker 1: these allegations substantiate their credibility and necessitate this letter. I

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Speaker 1: There is no way to lightly fix that problem. If

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Speaker 1: sure looks like we have a systemic problem within the FBI,

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