1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away. We'll go to 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? He's another Jubila 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: on the twenty? Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: this is James. Hey, doctor Pepper. How's an agen? Hello? Um, 7 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Who is this? It's Eric Fire, oh CFO 8 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: for the company you work for. Oh, mister f I'm 9 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: so sorry. I didn't expect to get a call from you. 10 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: Nowhere is doctor Pepper? Oh? Well, I've never been called 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper before. Well, I saw you getting a doctor 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: Pepper out of the vending machine the other day, So 13 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: that's my new nickname for you. What do you think, 14 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper? Um? Well, sir, you know I'm coote nicknames. Yeah. 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: Do you drink doctor Pepper? So I guess I've kind 16 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: of earned it, doctor Pepper? Are you a fan? And too? Sir? 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: You stay with me? What do you say with me? Oh, 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper, doctor Pepper? Yeah, doctor Pepper, doctor Pepper? So, um, 19 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: why did you need anything for me specifically? Or well? 20 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: I know we haven't officially met face to face yet, 21 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: but I've been following you during your first week, and 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: I gotta say things aren't looking good. Oh yeah, I 23 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 1: noticed a little something about you. Oh what's that? Well, 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: first off, you should smile a bit more. Okay, every 25 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: single time I see around here, you're always looking so serious, 26 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: and I'm like, what's so serious? Joker? I am kind 27 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: of serious. I'm known for that. I can totally smile 28 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: and be a little more affable. You know. Hey, speaking 29 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: speaking of showing things off, why the clothes toad shoes? 30 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: You know you can wear sandals here, you know, sir, 31 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: I've never been a sandal guy. I'm addressed to you. Guy. Well, 32 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw it out there. Probably try wearing 33 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: some sandals occasionally, Okay. I mean I don't see anyone 34 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: else wearing sandals. Doctor Pepper, Doctor pepper, doctor pepper. Yeah. Hey, 35 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: part of getting ahead in this company is dressing for success. Yeah, 36 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: right now, you just seem so closed off to me. Oh, well, 37 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: you know I am news sir. Yeah, you're walking around 38 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: with that frowny little face, not showing off those tops. 39 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: I don't follow you. Well, I'm just saying you know 40 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: maybe if you switched up the shoe game a little bit, 41 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: stop making me guess what's underneath there and showed off 42 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: those little piggies. Oh wow, Um, so this is getting 43 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable for me. I gotta be honest. I 44 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: don't understand why I thought we started things off pretty good, 45 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. You know this is my first week. I 46 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: don't really know what I'm doing here, and I'm just 47 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: trying to get my bearings then and get the ladle land. Hey, 48 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: don't take everything so seriously. You know you look tired today. 49 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: You're tired. I guess I'm a little bit tired, but 50 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: I feel fine. Yeah. You know what helps me when 51 00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 1: i'm tired. Coffee, No, and nap. I got a couch 52 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: in my office if you want to take a nap. Oh, 53 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: I'm all set, thank you, sir. I can take naps 54 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: at home, doctor Pepper. It's a comfy couch. It's deep too. 55 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: It could be room for both of us on that, Sir. 56 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 1: I've got a ton of work. I don't mean you're rude, 57 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 1: but thank you for taking so much interest in my 58 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: first week. I've taken a lot of interest in you, 59 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. Oh, what sort of a pet project of mine? Really? Yeah? Yeah, okay, 60 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: so what do you think something? Boy? I take a nap. 61 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: You know, I think I should just kind of deal 62 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: with my manager right now and get my bearing straight, 63 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: just kind of on my team. I'm gonna be direct 64 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: with you. Doctor Pepper. Sounds to me like you don't 65 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: want to raise a raise, sir. I just started working 66 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: here three days ago. It's my first week. I know that, 67 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper. But play your cards right and maybe I 68 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: can fast track. Yeah. Have you ever been fast tracked before? 69 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Fast track gained 70 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: the conference from after hours. If you want, sir, I'm sorry. 71 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: Are you hitting on me? Are you hitting on me? H? No? 72 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend. Do you want to be hit on? 73 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: H No? I'm great. Then I think I understand what 74 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: you're saying professionally. No, I'm not. Uh huh. You get 75 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Keep it our secret. I'm not following 76 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: any of this. And I just started this job and 77 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: I'm just here to work. And if I do good 78 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: work and get a raised down the road, that's fine. 79 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 1: But I'm just not comfortable with the way this competition is. 80 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: God are you doing kissing noises at me? Oh, doctor Pepper, 81 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 1: why would I ever do that? Now, I'm just eating 82 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 1: some sunflower seeds I got. I'm stuck in my teeth. Listen, Okay, 83 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: mister Fis, I feel like this is really crossing the line. 84 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: Do I need to get HR involved in this very 85 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: uncomfortable HR? You mean Henry Robbins from down the hall. 86 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: I don't know the people in HR, but never thought 87 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: of it. But sure, I like how your mind works, 88 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,040 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. Let's get a third in on this business transaction. 89 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: You know when they're I got a to adopted this. 90 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: I am not okay with this, and this is ending. 91 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: I'm ending this conversation right now. Oh come on, relax, 92 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. I said, don't call me doctor Pepper. Come on, 93 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: doctor Pepper. No. My name is Dame okay, and my 94 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 1: name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. 95 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: And this is a prank phone call? What this is 96 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing 97 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your new co workers 98 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: Anna and Ingrid set you up? Okay, wait, what's happening? 99 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: Your new co workers Anna and Ingrid set you up 100 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. Oh my god. Wow. They 101 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: said they wanted to welcome you to your first week 102 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: on the job and they think you're cute. They said, 103 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm cute. No, I just added that on my own, 104 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: but they didn't want to mess with you, okay, because 105 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: they're like fifty years old and not my type.