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Speaker 1: They are the fighting skies. Okay, they are the fighting skies.

419
00:25:49,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: I sky West passenger was subdued, beaten, and restrained. The

420
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: woman appeared. It was a woman. Yeah, midflight sky West.

421
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: I don't know where they were going from, but I

422
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: can tell you something. This is not a cross country flight.

423
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: And I hate the point fingers, but it's the shorter

424
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: flights and I don't know why where people really get crunk.

425
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: She tried to break into the cabin. She was having

426
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: some sort of mental breakdown, and you know she was

427
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: out of her fucking tree because she was repeatedly screaming.

428
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: And I quote, and I quote, I am God, I

429
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: am God. Listen. If you're on a plane and somebody's

430
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: running up and down the aisles and they're talking that,

431
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,719
Speaker 1: I am god. Shit, you gotta fucking cold cock them.

432
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's a ninety two year old woman.

433
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's a fifteen year old boy.

434
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: You're not bringing this fucking plane down. I don't want

435
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 1: to hear that ship. And they did. They restrained her

436
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: ass Listen, safety first, Okay, you're not gonna get any

437
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: soul charges. If you see somebody running up and down

438
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: the plane and they're saying, I am God, I am guy.

439
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: You gotta fucking get on some Lawrence Taylor ray Lewis

440
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: ship and knock the ship out of him. Yo. You can't.

441
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be running up and down the aisle like

442
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: with me. Yo. My life is precious. And if I

443
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: have any suspicion that you're gonna go in that cockpit,

444
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm a cold cock yo. Yes, yes, sir. This flight

445
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: was actually from San Francisco to Boise, Idaho. I'm telling

446
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: you it's these these middle these middle flights. Um, I

447
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: don't mean to scare anybody. Oh yeah, and she tried

448
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: to open the cabin door. I'll kick you in your

449
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: fucking back on some Bruce Lee Steven Seagal ship right

450
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 1: your fucking back straight up and down. Yeah, no problem.

451
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: And then I'm duct taping you. Throw you in the

452
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: fucking into the bathroom. And you're not interrupting the flight.

453
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: We're not landing because you're in your foolishness. That's not

454
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: happening on my watch. Sorry. Uh, can I give you

455
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: a touchet? I have a flight thing too, Oh yeah. Uh.

456
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: Staying with the theme of aviation. Uh. Shortly after taking

457
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 1: off on a flight to Malaysia, a man opened his

458
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: laptop and began watching porn. The porn got him so

459
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: high he got butt ass neked in his seat, oblivious

460
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: to everyone around him. He started he started choking his chicken.

461
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: They have pictures. He was naked in the seat and

462
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: they're in the air. And after he got up, he

463
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: chased the stewardess on the plane. And then when did

464
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: the passengers yoked him up and they they subdued him.

465
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: But it's getting rough up there, and I'm ready to

466
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm working out, I'm training. I'm ready for this ship. Wrap.

467
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: You're working out solely for this for your next flight. Yeah,

468
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not one of them guys that just

469
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: sit on a plane. I'll be looking for ship just

470
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: in case, so i could be a hero and I

471
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: could be in all the papers and ship because anybody

472
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: hit up, if anybody get up, I'm getting on some

473
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: old school Tyson ship. And I was walking up. Um

474
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: finally with the six Fox of the week in the

475
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: in the plane. Uh, this is just a sick flight

476
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: of the week. A United Airlines flight from Charlottesville Virginia

477
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: to d C. Got so turbulent. There was so much wind,

478
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: so much turbulence. The entire flight crew and and the

479
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: captain and the people flying the plane. Everybody was throwing up.

480
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I oh, man, see, that's what I

481
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: told you, that turbulence should be scared in my ask. Man, Yo,

482
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't deal with that. Have you ever thrown up? No? Never,

483
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: But going to California one time, the plane just whipped

484
00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: and everybody was like, oh, yo, that is nightmare for me, man, nightmare, yo.

485
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: I I was on a small plane ones and it

486
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: started doing that that bumping grind that r kelly, you know,

487
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: that shaking bake. And I had a gap bag full

488
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: of clothes that I had bought from the Gap and

489
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: I had checked it in with me. I dumped out

490
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: all the gap clothes, threw up right in the bag,

491
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: like what's Gucci right on the plane. Yo. Luckily I

492
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: had the bag, but I knew I was gonna throw up,

493
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: and it was it was like it was like planned.

494
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: I dumped the bag of clothes out, threw up, wrapped

495
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: the bag up and kept it funky. But I don't play.

496
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: I've cried on planes like I get so I got

497
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: a bad stomach. Everybody knows my comings and goings with

498
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: the all sort of collinis. I don't play that ship.

499
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I know you. You can't be up there

500
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: with no type of movement nor condition. Nope, nope, nope. UM.

501
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: I want to give another sick Funk of the Week

502
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: to a twenty year old Oregon man Portland, Oregon. This

503
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: piece of ship, this sick fuck, this animal who should

504
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: effort actually now be on the FBI's list. You know,

505
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: we we talked h last week. Dick Sporting Goods in Walmart.

506
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: You know they've raised the age on on gun purchases

507
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: and they're also no longer selling these assault rifles which

508
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: are just you know, murder machines. This piece of ship,

509
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: twenty year old piece of ship in Oregon, is trying

510
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: to sue dis and Walmart's because he just needs that

511
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: heat in his hand. Damn, you need the gun that bad.

512
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: First of all, you're gonna lose the lawsuit. Second of all,

513
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna be on an FBI list for the rest

514
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: of your life. Third of all, what the funk are

515
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: you doing? Man? Like you think this ship is funny

516
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: and it's discrimination, like like people think they could just

517
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: sue anybody over anything, Yo, litigation and all this bullshit.

518
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: Throw it out. I'm I'm gonna tell the judge before

519
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: we go to court, just throw it out. Throw it out.

520
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: Don't throw out this bullshit. Don't waste the courts time.

521
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: Take his guns. He cannot sue Walmart and none of

522
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's. Get this guy out of here. Yeah, get

523
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: the funk out of here, and then we're gonna bring

524
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: you into a holding cell and you're never gonna make

525
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: it through an airport easily. Like every time you have

526
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 1: to fly on a plane, you're gonna be held up

527
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: and jammed up. You're gonna be getting every time it's

528
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: for tax season and all that ship. We were gonna

529
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: jam you up for the rest of your life. Yeah. Um,

530
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: in Florida shocking. This is terrible man and the daughter

531
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: is not. The sick funk of the week. A nineteen

532
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: year old girl and her father were reportedly arrested when

533
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,719
Speaker 1: um witnesses saw them having sex outside in the backyard

534
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: in Florida. This girl is a victim. Um, the father,

535
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: you know what you're getting. You're going to jail you're

536
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: getting that wonder bread bag and olive old treatment. This

537
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: woman should not be arrested. She should be uh, you know,

538
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: put in a mental facility and treated because she's probably

539
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,959
Speaker 1: been abused her whole life. This guy's name is Justin Bunn. Okay,

540
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to prison, and somebody's gonna somebody's gonna

541
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: have you as a woman. Now, if you look up

542
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: Justin Bunn, he's got a goatee. They're gonna shave that

543
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: goatee off, okay, and they're gonna use kool aid for lipstick. Yeah,

544
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: that's what they're doing. Okay, you're gonna have lipstick on

545
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: on your mouth, and you're gonna be walking around, hopefully

546
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: hopefully on a leash, like a little fucking like like

547
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: a straight ass bitch. Okay, like and I say bitch,

548
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: I mean dog. You're gonna be walking around the least

549
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: cleaning somebody's ass, tossing their salad with your mouth because

550
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: you're a sick, fucking animal, disgusting. He should be stoned.

551
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: You shouldn't even get any go to prison something like that.

552
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: You should be stoned. That's it. I told you. There's

553
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: a lot of sick fox g he man'd I like

554
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: it all these in Florida, a middle school teacher good,

555
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad was outed as a white nationalist. I said

556
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: it once, I'll say it again. Podcasts are like assholes.

557
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: Everybody has one. But you are now rocking with the best.

558
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: This teacher Deanna, Deanna, I don't know what her name is.

559
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: Miss Voltage, a social studies teacher in Crystal River, Florida.

560
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: She has her own podcast. She's talking all that white

561
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: nationalist ship. She lost her job and now you have

562
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: the scarlet letter of being a racist fun And she's

563
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: got tremendously big teeth. That has nothing to do with

564
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: why she's a sick funck. But if you look her up,

565
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: Mrs Voltage has big fucking horse teeth. Yeah. I read

566
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: that story. She's yeah, she was proud, she was unapologetic

567
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: about it. Um. Finally, and there's a bunch of sick

568
00:34:53,880 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: fox um daycare workers. These people are nuts day air

569
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: workers in Chicago. We're so overwhelmed by the class. These

570
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: are little kids. You know, four or five daycare workers

571
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: a class between uh of twelve children. Uh they actually

572
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: the ages between two and three. They couldn't control the

573
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: kids didn't have the energy to deal with the kids.

574
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: They gave the kids melatonin gummy bears to put these

575
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: little motherfucker's asleep. You six, They arrested them. They put

576
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: him down, but at naptime by hit him with that melotonin.

577
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 1: I take melotonin at night. Oh you do. That ship

578
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: is real, man, When you need to get some sleep

579
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: and you you you can't play games, that ship is real.

580
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: Oh man. It puts you out. Yeah, it just it

581
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: just helps you. It takes the edge off if you

582
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: you know you, it just takes the edge off. It doesn't.

583
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: It's not like a sleeping poet. Just it's like a

584
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: natural form of a sleeping um additive. Listen, I told

585
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: you we had a bunch of six bucks. Um. The

586
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: table has been set. The people wanted it. I wanted it.

587
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: Ship Talking Hall of Famer Coming up next on the

588
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, The Great Funny, Outrageous doesn't

589
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: give a fuck. Joey Coco Diaz, let's fucking go all right,

590
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: this is it. This is fucking it. The people wanted it.

591
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: I wanted it. Iconic Podcaster, first ballot, Hall of Fame,

592
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: Ship Talker me first ballot Hall of Fame. Ship absolutely

593
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: first ballot, Hall of Fame. Joey fucking Coco Diaz is

594
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: in the house Monday morning, tip top fucking magool Ready

595
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: to go, Coco. How you feeling, my man? I feel good. Uh,

596
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: there's not a cloud in the sky. You know. I

597
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: didn't watch the Oscars. I didn't get poisoned last night

598
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: with Well I was gonna ask you about that. I

599
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: did comedy last night. Didn't watch any of it. Nothing,

600
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: you consciously didn't want to watch any of it. It

601
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: was so being that you're a ship talker and a

602
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: consummate ship talker. I felt like the Oscars there was

603
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: no ship talking. Like everybody is so freaked out, offending,

604
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 1: stepping on toes. You know, we're in such a fucking

605
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: place where, like, you know, you don't want to wind

606
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: up the next person who says something that you know

607
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: gets extradited. How are you navigating your ship talking? Uh?

608
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: With this obvious reality of anything you say could be

609
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: used against you in a court of Twitter. That's the reality.

610
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: Anything you say could be used against you in a

611
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: court of Twitter. And then they want to cast you

612
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: off to some fucking island somewhere. I don't know where

613
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: the island is. Years old. I had a fun up childhood.

614
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: I went to prison. I turned my life around. I've

615
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: done this on my terms. If you get offended by

616
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: something I say, I really don't give a flying fuck

617
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: anymore at all. Like you said to me, why didn't

618
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: you watch the oscars? I've been here for twenty years.

619
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: I've heard every story, I've heard every song. And to

620
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: make it even my case even stronger, I'm from New

621
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: York City when New York City was New York City.

622
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: So you gotta get up early in the morning and

623
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: put a snow story over on me. I uh, there's

624
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: a lot of ships. I walked into a club and

625
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: the comics says something about a boy shan Or punching

626
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: a baby in the face. Yeah. I don't like it,

627
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: but it doesn't mean I'm not friends with him. Doesn't

628
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: mean he offended me in any way. There's a lot

629
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: of things people are gonna say in this life that

630
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: offend you. Since the time we were four, you know,

631
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: I can't. I went to a comedy show last night

632
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: and there was an open mic. I paid five bucks

633
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: to get on stage. It's called the fourth wall. Yeah,

634
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: I go down there. I paid a five dollars and

635
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: I work out ship or I just talked just to

636
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: keep you revelent, to get that muscle going, you know.

637
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: And three of the five comics were talking about racism,

638
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: you know, like three of the nine comments were talking

639
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: about racing. I'm a Cuban. I was not born here.

640
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: I landed in New York City in nineteen sixty nineteen

641
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: sixty six, Okay, my mother had a bar in Harlem.

642
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: White kids wouldn't talk to me because I was allergic

643
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: to maple syrup. You know. I dressed in white with

644
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: a gold chain. I went to PS one sixty six.

645
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: But my godmother, my Santarea god mother, lived on an

646
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: other forty eighth and Broadway. That's where the party was at.

647
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: Dirty Irish kids, some Puerto Ricans, some black kids. Everybody

648
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: gets along, you know what I'm saying. I was never

649
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: when somebody said the words spick Michael Rappaport, I gotta tay.

650
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: It never bothered me. And I giggled like I giggled.

651
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: I even have a kid that his parents took me

652
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: in when my mother died. He calls me, spick, what

653
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna do? You're gonna stay in, There're gonna go.

654
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: It does not bother me at all. It's to the

655
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: extent that you make it. Do you know what I'm saying,

656
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: it's what do you make? Yeah, that's that's really good.

657
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: Pistol I. I did a sociology paper in college on

658
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: the movie Do the Right Thing with Spike Lee. It

659
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: took me. I would not watch that fucking movie until

660
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: I saw the movie. And it's about a neighborhood in

661
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: our neighborhood, or we grew up where the Irish had

662
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: a block and they were the potatoes. The fucking Guineas

663
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: had a block, the Yams had to block, the Puerto

664
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: Ricans had a block, everybody had a block. At the

665
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: end of the day, it worked. Even though if I said, hey,

666
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: go to don't go to the pick store, go to

667
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: the irishman over there in the potato he's got uh

668
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: that type of beer or whatever. But at the end

669
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: of the day, we made it work. It worked, and

670
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: nobody's feelings got hurt. All these kids in that generation

671
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: that much stronger today. You know, So, wait, where do

672
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: you think it's going? No, look now, like because it's

673
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: such a concern, like it's such a every fucking day

674
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: and and like get part of it his mind because

675
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: like I'm on the fucking social media it says like

676
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 1: every fucking day with this one's offended. I get offended.

677
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: I get offended by the by the President. I offend

678
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: other people constantly every fucking day. Uh, I offend people.

679
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: And I know exactly what you're saying. Like New York,

680
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean no, I don't know how it

681
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: is now in terms of the kids, it's different. Especially

682
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: Manhattan is totally Manhattan is totally like an elite on

683
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: Times Square that just goes to tell you Harlem is

684
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: still Harlem for the most part. The Bronx is the

685
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: fucking Bronx and always will be. I mean, it's like

686
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: the Bronx is still the fucking Bronx. And but you know,

687
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: like even like you're saying these words, like people will

688
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: be like what the funk? Like that's like a game stopper,

689
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: like whoa, what the fund did he just say? He

690
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: said the S word, And you know, like people freak out,

691
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: Like even me, as a big ship talking as a

692
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: white dude, you can't say that ship. You cannot say

693
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: that ship in this day and age, you get fucking

694
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: who you get? Who do you get neutered you? They'll

695
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: fucking neuter you. They fucking neuter Jimmy Kim at the oscars,

696
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: it was like he was, you know, handcuffs. He didn't

697
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: know what the fund to say. It was funny because

698
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: he's funny. I wouldn't fucking take that job. If they're

699
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: gonna handcuffed, man, I'm gonna go. You gave me a

700
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: job to do, I'm gonna do it my way. If

701
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: you're that uptight, you bunch of fucking MutS, you bunch

702
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: of fucking MutS, Like what the funk are you people?

703
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: What the fun you know? They act like the they

704
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: act like they all went to fucking mines in his house.

705
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: And then ice Q came off with Compton and acts

706
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: better than all of those motherfucker's. You know what, I'm like, like,

707
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: not gonna fucking elitist type bullshit. You hired me to

708
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: do a job. I'm doing a job. And then in fact,

709
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: how half of those people sucked Harvey Weinstein's dick and

710
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: enjoyed it? They really fucking did they did? I mean,

711
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 1: who whose mother raises you're not to go to the

712
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: hold Tower room. What do you think's gonna happen in the

713
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: the hotel room? You sucked, dick, That's what happens in

714
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: the hotel room. So I'm done. Like how guys, I'm

715
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: done the President, Hilary Trump, do me a favor, do

716
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: me a big fucking Ever. In nineteen seventy nine, Castro

717
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: opened up his jails in the city instead of you

718
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 1: guys want to leave, leave and people left everything they owned,

719
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 1: every material possession, including family members to come back. And

720
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: if you think I'm sick and tired, like I told

721
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: somebody last night that came home my my wife is

722
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: not allowed to watch Fox and Friends at the house

723
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: no more, no more. It drives the us right, it's

724
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: me nuts. I don't want to hear that ship no more.

725
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this bullshit every fucking day.

726
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: You turn on World News tonight, that's my favorite. I

727
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: used to have fantasies about sucking the blonde on that

728
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 1: what's her name, Diane Sawyer. I would eat her asshole

729
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: like a fucking on the with a firecracker. That's my girl.

730
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: Then they replaced it with the dude he ain't bad,

731
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: but that's my show. Six thirty. Everybody knows. Don't bother me.

732
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: The first ten minutes is about fifteen minutes is about Russia,

733
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: this that, this, this that that. At the end, you

734
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: feel good when they show you the story of a

735
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: fucking blind kid that can play the drums, that's when

736
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: you feel good at the end. You know what, I

737
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: can't even uch the news anymore. If you're not happy

738
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: with Trump, if you're not happy with Hillary, if you're

739
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: not happy with the political system, which you're never gonna

740
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: be happy with, do me a favor, getting a raft

741
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: like the Cubans did. Leave your possessions after Trump. Want

742
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: all these actors, we're gonna move. We're gonna move. We're

743
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: leaving where they go. Nobody left a bunch of fucking

744
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: bullshit on its We've become a bunch of fucking faggy,

745
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: fucking bullshit on its again. I can't say the word faggot.

746
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm fifty five. For thirty years. Faggot did not mean

747
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: you were gay, not at all at all, and meant

748
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: you ever see even drive down the street and the

749
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: ambulance is going by and you see a guy plugging

750
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: his ears, that's a faggot. Okay, that's a fact, right

751
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: from when they cover their ears when the ambulance goes by.

752
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk the walk and talk to talk. I

753
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: live my life. I am an R rated comic. Adam

754
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: Sandlers said the best quote about me when Joey Diaz

755
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: walks in the room, it becomes are rated by his mannerisms,

756
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna change now. The worst thing comics

757
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: do or people do, is I stopped doing blow in

758
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: two thousand seven, thirty seven year fucking stint of I

759
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: was a junkie. I was pretty much right. I quit

760
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 1: as I was doing. My name is zero with with you.

761
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: That was the last couple of days. In fact, if

762
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: you watch a whole episodes, my tooth is starting to

763
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: get a black vein in it. And that they didn't

764
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: do that. That was the coke. I had to go

765
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: to Beverly Hills and get it. The Bookers sugar made

766
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: it go down. But it made me realize something at

767
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: the end of that. That part of my cocaine addiction

768
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: all those years. The ship at the end of the

769
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: last eight years was fueled by Hollywood, what do you mean?

770
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: And the bullshit because I forgot that I was a

771
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: man display. Sometimes it makes you forget who you are

772
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 1: and that you're a man first before I'm an actor,

773
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: before I'm a comic, Before I'm a singer or a

774
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: dancing I'm a fucking man. Guess what, bitch, you little

775
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: fucking directed with a tattoo on your arm and a

776
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: hat with your sleeves rolled up, you treat me like

777
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: a fucking man. I don't want to come on here

778
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 1: and get some Prima Donna or whatever I got years ago.

779
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: I got ostracized on the heartiest commercial. I ended up

780
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: working with some well known established commercial director's a night

781
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: shoot down in the Long Beach, and when they lighted

782
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: the car from the inside, they disconnected the brakes, so

783
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: every time we get out of the car, the suv

784
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: would roll. And he first started with what's going on here,

785
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: which is okay, now there's no brakes, and by the

786
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: eighth take it turned into are you fucking people? Idiots? So?

787
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: Are you retards? And I stopped And that's when I

788
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: was clean on coke for about a month. And I

789
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: looked at him like, don't you ever fucking talk to

790
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: me like that. I'll knock that fucking hat off your thing.

791
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: And the set froze. It was one in the morning,

792
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: and he ran into his locker whatever, his trailer, and

793
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: he wouldn't come out till I left the set, and like,

794
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: who you're gonna hire one in the morning. You can't

795
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: hire nobody. This is about you treating people with fucking respect,

796
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: You mother fucker. You want to fire me, fire me,

797
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: But the next time I see you on the street,

798
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna light you up right there. If I was you,

799
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: i'd put your little faggy fucking hat on, come out

800
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: here and start treating people with their respect they deserve.

801
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: He came out, he finished the shoot, and today I

802
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: have ten people in the industry that called me every

803
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: six months and they see me and they go, what

804
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: you did that night, I'll never forget in mind. And

805
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: I didn't do it for praise. I did it for

806
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: who the funk I was, because if you know, don't

807
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: do that joke. When when the scouts come to see you,

808
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: they want to see family material, you know, don't say this.

809
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't never forget them telling me one time not

810
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: to put Jersey down on my bio because Jersey was

811
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: such a dump. Nobody knew about it, and the sopranos

812
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: came up and all this ship and that same stupid

813
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: manager how to eat the fucking words. You know, we

814
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: forget who we are When those girls sucked fucking whatever

815
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: is dick, they forgot who the funk they were. That

816
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: purpose was right, That's what this is all about, not

817
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: forgetting who the fuck you are. Yeah, let's start. I'm

818
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: never gonna be a fucking's uh. I was from north Bergen,

819
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: New Jersey. When you did the movie Copland, that was

820
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: a fictional story about north Bergen, New Jersey. That ocean

821
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: front that you see there that's not there no more

822
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: have you been that? It's gone. The mafia bought that

823
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: in the seventies. I know exactly the people who did

824
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: it and how they did it. They did it through

825
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: the town mayor. They even bought the rights to the

826
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,959
Speaker 1: train that was gonna be built there twenty years fucking later.

827
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: The mob. The mob did it all legit. That's what

828
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: Copland was about. They just couldn't accuse. They had to

829
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: make Copland the edge something New Jersey edge, one of

830
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Were you guys at the bar that I

831
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: used to go in there? I used to work at

832
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 1: H and B. Diner for Ferny Boss and Pseudo's father

833
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,799
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834
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: Some friend of mine that lost sixty Lodge first year

835
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: out of high school ambling and he had we had

836
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: to work off the debt of his father's store. He

837
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: had a little bit like a diying that there right there,

838
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: right there, where you guys were shooting. You guys were

839
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: shooting next to a bar that was next to a

840
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: lot of plays. So one of my friends got me

841
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: a job right around the corner working for Ntemins that

842
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: we did signs for Nthemin's cakes sprayed the signs. It

843
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't a job. And he was a friend

844
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: of mine that was a union delegate. Let's say go

845
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: there and go to sleep every day. I don't worry

846
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: about nothing your union. So I would go there and

847
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: play football by myself, and at lunchtime, one of the

848
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: black guys would give me money and I would walk

849
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 1: to the liquor store, that liquor store where you guys shout,

850
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about, and I would

851
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: get him a point of BlackBerry brandy because he said

852
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: he warmed up his bones. But I still remember that whole.

853
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: I remember I used to go to a movie theater

854
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: down there. Uh by the river boat. There was a

855
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: boat down there that you went on and you ain't dinner, right.

856
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: I saw a forty eight hours there. I saw trading

857
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: places there, so ghostbusters there. If you went there with

858
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: a broad to get your dick sucked before the movie

859
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: or after the movie. While you were sitting there, you

860
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: could hear the rats eating at the bottom of your

861
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: fucking car. That's fucking disgusting. That's how many rats they

862
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: were at that time. Now there, you would walk through

863
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: your car like looking getting your car, and you'd be

864
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: talking to somebody, you know, like you had a girl

865
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: when you split eight pack of nips and by the

866
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: eighth pack, by the fourth beer, you can hear rats

867
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,919
Speaker 1: biting at the bottom of the fucking car. That's disgusting. Well,

868
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 1: what do you think of New York now? Like it's

869
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: changed so much, you know since I was a kid

870
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: Manhattan Um specifically, Like what is your take on the

871
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: city now? Like you know, like we talked about, oh,

872
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: there's this and that in Times Square, But when we

873
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: were kids, Times Square was a place you keep your

874
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,959
Speaker 1: fucking head on a swivel. Oh my god. It wasn't

875
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: like you went there, it was like, great, it was

876
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: just New York. But you went there. You minded your

877
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: fucking self, mind your business. You had a as a

878
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: kid being, you don't know what it's like in the

879
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 1: eighth grade. You know, yes, tickets are going on sale,

880
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: like nobody knows this ship, and you had to go

881
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: to ticketron in the city. So you went to the garden.

882
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: You didn't have to go to the garden. You go

883
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: to St. Peter's Prep. But it didn't matter us. We

884
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: were playing hookeey, We're going into the city. You get

885
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: off right there on Times Square. You'd walk through that

886
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: street on the end side towards Broadway, in the last

887
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: dirty yards. It would just be murmurs of acid, marijuana, cocaine, everything,

888
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: quay louds, Heroin, Bazuka's dad, whatever you had. Then you

889
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: walked onto Broadway and they'd be two or three three

890
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: card monte games. If you went the other way, there

891
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: was a gyro place. I grew up with those motherfucker's

892
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: the Aramades, so whenever I was in Manhattan, I would

893
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: always go down and get a gyro on the arm

894
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: They always hit me up with a gyro and then

895
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: we would go from we'd go to Madison Square Garden

896
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: get tickets. Explain what girowan the army means because they

897
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: people were on the arm means a gyro and I

898
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: didn't have to pay for the game of free gyro.

899
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: I grew up with the guys, you know, I grew

900
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: up with the Aramides. In fact, when I go home now,

901
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 1: I still hook up with Helen Aramades on Thursday nights

902
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: at my school teacher's ball. We all get on Facebook

903
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: and we all meet is. He's still making giro, He's

904
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: still making gyros. He's still in Times Square. But on

905
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: the other side, like they had to move locations. So

906
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: you have a young kid, now you can bring your

907
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: kid to Times Square. It's like Disneyland in Manhattan. It's

908
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 1: like if it's for it's tourist heaven, a local hell.

909
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: What's better the pimps, hustlers, the bazookas, coke and marijuana

910
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: or did you could bring your kid to to Times Square?

911
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: And like, what do you prefer? You know what I'm saying,

912
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: what do I prefer? I'm gonna be honest with you.

913
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: I remember going to Times Square coming back from Cuba

914
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: and by and going to see Her Majesty's Secret Service.

915
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: That's the only James Bond movie that's in between James Bond.

916
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: It's what a guy named George Lazenbi, Diana Rigg and

917
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: co Jack was in that movie. Telly, Telly, I don't

918
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: know how many times we took like uh, because I

919
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: lived gone two oh five West ad Street, right off Broadway,

920
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 1: and we would take a cab. Me and my dad

921
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: died when I was streight, so I was I had

922
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: a godfather who threw the water on me at church.

923
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: He stuck to his word a godfather. When your parents die,

924
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: they fill in. So during the week he sold drugs

925
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: the funk he did. But on Saturdays he picked me

926
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: up and take me the Times Square as a fucking adventure,

927
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: and he would tell me to walk straight, hold his hands,

928
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: don't talk to nobody, and we go eat, we go

929
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: see a movie, and then we he'd smoke pop in

930
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: front of me and tell me not to tell my

931
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: mother need giggle, but I don't. I don't know how

932
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: many times I went to see the Hall of Globe.

933
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: Try this. I don't know how many times I would

934
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: just call Rappaport on a Tuesday. But what are you doing?

935
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm doing homework. Fuck you and your homework. The Sixes

936
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: are in town. We're going to the fucking uh Mass Square.

937
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: You gotta tickets. We don't need tickets. We're gonna stub

938
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: all way in. You understand me. I stubbed my way

939
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: into the garden to see the Sixes against the nixt

940
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: December of fucking seventy eight. Stubbed away Doc even on

941
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: the Sixes. Doc was on the sixest. That's why we went.

942
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: I was in the eighth grade. Doc had just it

943
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: was his first year or second year. Remember the first

944
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,439
Speaker 1: year he came in to leave you. He fucking won

945
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: the mv APP of the All Star. Yeah, just to

946
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: let these motherfucker's know what time it is. But I

947
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 1: still remember how much of a student I was of

948
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: New York. I knew New York City from the meat

949
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: packing district because I would go there with my mother

950
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: to buy steaks. I mean the meat packing district. Now

951
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: it's something completely different. Don't you want don't you kick

952
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: yourself in the head going I should have bought something

953
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: over there. It was a ship hole. It was a

954
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: degenerate piss pot. When you went down there, you never

955
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: even thought of that they were going to do anything.

956
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: You couldn't you couldn't imagine it. It was a ship

957
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: fucking box. LORI side was a fucking ship hole. Ship

958
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: hole and and no disrespect. That's just part of what

959
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: it is. That city. There's a fucking piss pot. I

960
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: used to d I need to buy a building here.

961
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: But if if I knew what I knew now, oh

962
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Remember the Lancey Street, Yeah,

963
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: what the fucking bubble gooses and and you had the

964
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: acetic Jews. Yeah, so you had to go in there early.

965
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: They sold Converse sneakers. Converse created a new speaking forum

966
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: called Limousines for the feet. They were twenty one bucks.

967
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 1: That was That was like fucking too much in those

968
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: days because Converse were Coach Converse. God to bid you

969
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: got Coach Converse. The kids made fun of you. Is

970
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 1: only Puerto Ricans and a couple of poor white kids

971
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: got coach cons that they were missing the bottom star

972
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: where he came along. We would have to go at

973
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 1: the Lancey Street and there was a cynic juice Street

974
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: at the time, and the sids like The Chinese have

975
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 1: a thing that if you're the first customer the day,

976
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: they have to do business with you. If not, the

977
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: rest of the day is ship It's like a tradition

978
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: or tradition. It's their own little tradition. So I'd make

979
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: sure I'd be at the Lancey seat at six am,

980
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: and I'd fucking handle those scythic Jews. Even if I

981
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,760
Speaker 1: get it down an eight, I'd be happy. I even

982
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: won two tickets when Julius Irving first came and he

983
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: first devised that sneaker Converse would give you tickets to

984
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: go to Julius Irving's training camp. He had one at

985
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: Fordham and one at CC and Lot and it was

986
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: all sponsored by Commerce. They gave you a T shirt

987
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: and Dr J shook your hand and did you meet Doc? Fuck? Yeah,

988
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: you know he's got a podcast. I do anything to

989
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: get on that podcast with you. I heard and talk.

990
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I was a fucking I still remember going

991
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: home to watch the fucking Nets with Billy Poults and

992
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,760
Speaker 1: fucking super John Williams, and you know, Jesus Larry Keaton

993
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: was on the team for a while, Jesus Christ, Doc was.

994
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean, he's everything, everything to me, everything to me.

995
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: You have the post, I have the statuette of him

996
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: like that with the Sixers and my friend Bobo. This

997
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: just sent me an autograph picture him like that with

998
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: the fucking uh net uniform. So I got two of

999
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: them and I put the net uniform my comedies like

1000
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: Julia Survey, how taking it to the hoop bitch, every

1001
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: opportunity to take that bitch to the hoop jump shot,

1002
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to dunk on your yeah and on you.

1003
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: And you know he used to kill the Lakers, like

1004
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: if you watch all his famous dunks, the ones that

1005
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: fucking they all went into the locker room and said,

1006
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: what the fund is that he went off on the Lakers?

1007
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Like? In my opinion,

1008
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: now it's like podcast, like assholes, everybody has one. You've

1009
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: been doing it how long? Six years? So you got

1010
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: in like you know you were doing it when it

1011
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: was podcast was like this. It's like almost like sort

1012
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: of like ham Radio. I was ready to quit the business.

1013
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: Why I got married. I moved to the valley. I

1014
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: figured out that I had enough friends that were writers

1015
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: that if they could uh throw me on their shows

1016
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: from time to time. I can make SAG insurance and

1017
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: I do comedy around town, but I wasn't gonna travel.

1018
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna self caught forwards up in the valley.

1019
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: And I went, I couldn't pass the piste test at

1020
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: the Ford Place. Oh you because you were still working

1021
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: with the reef of Now I just smoke Reefaka. So

1022
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: I approached a girl about starting a podcast, and were

1023
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: you even aware of it? At that point? Rogan was

1024
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: already doing it. Rogan was already doing one on the

1025
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: road at night, And I said, you know what, what

1026
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: about I always knew something. Listen, there's a thousand great actors,

1027
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: and you're in that fucking realm, and there's a thousand

1028
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: great comics. But remember when you watch boxing. You'll watch boxing,

1029
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:45,439
Speaker 1: you'll watch a profile on an athlete and you really

1030
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: weren't crazy about him, but then they showed you always

1031
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: got three kids, and you watch him playing with his kids,

1032
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: and he talks to you about his life, and it

1033
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: gave you a different perspective on who that person was.

1034
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: I was that guy I got you. I was a

1035
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: mediocre Ney guy, like a New York City, funny, fucking

1036
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: guy that was kind of lost but I have something

1037
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: that nobody else got. I had his childhood that rocked

1038
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: I could you know, my mother died, but God gave

1039
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: me the gift the friendship which people will live their

1040
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: whole life and not have real friends. I'm not talking

1041
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: about you turn forty. They have a party for you

1042
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: at the Beverly Hilton, and you were amazing in your

1043
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: last film. No, no, no, I'm talking about you know.

1044
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: The friend isn't the guy that bells you out. It's

1045
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: the guy that's sitting next to you in the cell,

1046
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: going hey, I got you here. We don't have that

1047
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: nor more. You know. I might be have a successful

1048
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: career kind of order whatever I'm doing with comedy, But

1049
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm Loneli as fuck? Are you lonely? Even a kid?

1050
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: I still yearned from the kids I grew up with.

1051
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: I talked to them every day. I talked to him

1052
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: every fucking day. But that thing we had, you can't.

1053
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: You can't pay for that. It's not about money. It's

1054
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: not about you in this movie, and I'm trying to

1055
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: get in there with you. This is about Doug. I'm

1056
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: stuck in the hotel to him. One forty bucks. The

1057
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: Chickens passed out. I've been eating her ass all night

1058
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: with coke and uh, you know, whatever the funding is.

1059
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: So they were there for me. You can never you know,

1060
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: when I got grudge match, I took my seventh grade

1061
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: teacher to the premiere. Who takes the seventh grade teacher

1062
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: to the premiere? A grudge match? And we hated each other.

1063
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: We were just doing in seventh grade. I threw his

1064
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: keys away. He goofed on me about something. I took

1065
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: his keys and I threw him in the garbage and

1066
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 1: he found out it was me on the last day

1067
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: of school, and he came to my house cursed and ship.

1068
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: But the first day of school he didn't hold it

1069
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: against me. And then I found out a couple of

1070
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: weeks and then he was in the fucking Hall of

1071
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: Fame for basketball. Oh really. His name is John Barone,

1072
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: and he had the most free throws in college still

1073
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: the record still holds today, seventy three free throws in

1074
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 1: a row in college. So I love him. I listened

1075
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 1: to him. I still talk to my other sophomore teacher

1076
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: because my mom was gone at the time, and these

1077
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: guys filled in. You know, I had a guy that

1078
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: filled him his name was Cammine the Torch Bolzano. He

1079
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: was a cop that would set houses on fire for

1080
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: people part time. He's the one who took me in.

1081
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: That's why whenever you saw Carmmine, you know he's go

1082
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: come one, you gotta match, and he go go fund yourself.

1083
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: You talk sucker, because he live. Yeah, he live a

1084
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: couple of his own places. Yeah, he had a match.

1085
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: He knew exactly how the light of match, Jewish Lightning

1086
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: analyze this and grudge match DeNiro, I'm sure I know.

1087
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 1: DeNiro means a lot to you. Oh, he means a

1088
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: lot to all of everybody, but the New Yorkers. It's

1089
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: like a different like if you're an actor. What was

1090
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 1: your experience with Bob the first time? I didn't talk

1091
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 1: to him. I saw him, but I didn't have the

1092
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: heart the same thing to him because I know he sucher.

1093
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: He suffers from the same thing and I suffered from

1094
01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: social fucking anxiety. I mean fucking extreme. What you could

1095
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: tell when you talk to you could feel it, feel it.

1096
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 1: He's very shy. He doesn't want to be there. He's

1097
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: been putting a bad position. Now he's been turned into

1098
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,439
Speaker 1: a legend. Next time, you're having a bad day thinking

1099
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: about being the Narrow in the restaurant eating dinner. How

1100
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: many assholes come up to you and say, are you

1101
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: looking at me? Hey? You're looking at me? Hey, you're

1102
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: looking at me? Just so many looking at me before

1103
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: you fucking snap, you know. But the second time in

1104
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: Grudge Match, all my scenes are pretty much with him.

1105
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 1: And when he first came up, we spoke a little bit.

1106
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: I went, this is what happened. This is the truth,

1107
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: and I know what happened to you. Are you ready

1108
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: for this? I got to the to New Orleans and

1109
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: I said, thank me to the set. I went to

1110
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: the hotel, I smoked the number and I went right

1111
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: to the set and it was. It was the scene

1112
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: when him and L ALL cool J. Now this is LW.

1113
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 1: Cool J. He's been acting for years. He's not fucking

1114
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: Juilliard's nephew, but you get the job done. He's a rapper,

1115
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: he's from Queen. When I saw him the Narrow from

1116
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 1: a distance, he was the Narrow. He shook his hand.

1117
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: They were giggling about something. Once they said action. The

1118
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: first three takes with Poissana on Grata all on LLL

1119
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: coo J he missed up his lines and then came

1120
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: might and I couldn't figure out why until I looked

1121
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 1: the narrow in the face when he was this close,

1122
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: and he goes, how you doing, Bobby, and I go, Joey,

1123
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Go just seems easy, and we

1124
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: giggled about something and I looked at him and then

1125
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 1: you could see good Fellas. You see uh Midnight Run.

1126
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: You see all these movies, and that's where your fucking

1127
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: body goes into the state of fucking whoa. And you

1128
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: gotta just step it up. You gotta just you gotta

1129
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: just sucking. It's like you're in front of him, but

1130
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: he don't want to. He's not there for you to

1131
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: like kiss his ass. You gotta step at the step

1132
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: it up. So our first scene was very light. We

1133
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: knocked it out three takes boom, We turned round, two takes, bam.

1134
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: He shook in my hand. The next day was we

1135
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: had to jump rope in front of me and I

1136
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: had to tell him his tips were going up and

1137
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: down and ship And that was interesting because we giggled.

1138
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I don't line and I didn't

1139
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: say I loved getting Good Fellas. I didn't ask him

1140
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 1: to take a picture nothing. I was just happy to

1141
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: be there with him. Then the third day was me,

1142
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: him and the kid that's really hot right now, the

1143
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: white kid, and he was great, and that day we

1144
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: really laugh. He had to call me a fat fuck. Yeah,

1145
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: And every time he said fat funk, he came over

1146
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: and he apologized, and I go, are you fucking crazy

1147
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: knocking off with the apologies, and he's like, no, every

1148
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: time he called me a fat fucking the scene when

1149
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: I walked back in, he came in an apologize, and

1150
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm honored to be called The fact that

1151
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: you call me more, call me more anything, dirty, cunt,

1152
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call me, I don't give a funk.

1153
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: But I learned a lot from him that day. He

1154
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: shook my hand. What I learned from him. I work

1155
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: out every day because the Robert de Niro. Now why

1156
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: because when he did The Raging Bull, he met that

1157
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: young trainer. That trainer is still his train and he

1158
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: still travels with him. So one hour a day, Monday

1159
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: through Friday, no matter where the narrow is, he does

1160
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: an hour calisthenics, push ups, jumping jack stretches, squats, He

1161
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 1: pulls himself up on a pole three or four times.

1162
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: That's why he's who he is. That's where I took

1163
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 1: from him, to take good care of yourself. Well, what's

1164
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: your workout? What's your health thing? Because you were saying earlier,

1165
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: what do you want to ship pill? What did you know?

1166
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: I started at four eighteen after I did the longest yard.

1167
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 1: You were four eighteen and then I dropped like eighteen.

1168
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 1: You were found. Oh my god. It was terrible, between

1169
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: the blow, the sleep at near the eating fucking four breakfasts.

1170
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,600
Speaker 1: I love Chinese food. I'm a true New Yorker. I

1171
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: could put down on my phone when I got pictures

1172
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: of the best egg grows in the country, and they

1173
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: were all on the East Coast. Two right, I got

1174
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 1: up to four eighteen, bro wrapping port. When I got here,

1175
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 1: I got I was always a health nut, But when

1176
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: I got here, my love for stand up was so

1177
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 1: powerful that I put it from burning. I slipped. I

1178
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: lived in a car. I took showers at the comedy store.

1179
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: You know, whatever I can eat, I would eat if

1180
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 1: it was a soda and the Wendy's burger, that's what

1181
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: it was. You didn't give a fuck you were just

1182
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: eating eating. If wrapping Port told me we're going for

1183
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 1: a steak, I ate a steak, and I ate the

1184
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,280
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, and I eat wrapping Port's meal. And I

1185
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 1: did the longest shot. When I got the longest shot,

1186
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: I was treating something six. Now I got a guy

1187
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: bringing me double for strawmy sandwiches every day, and I'm

1188
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 1: drinking SODA's like it's going on a stone. I'm snorting, blowing.

1189
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm not excellent. I lived across the street from the

1190
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: Y for years and I would look at it as

1191
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: like I'm not going in there. And then I started

1192
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: boxing over at justin fortune to foley uh. And I

1193
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: went down to like three nights. I stopped drinking so

1194
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: this and I went to weight wasse. I got down

1195
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: at to seventy. You'd be a good weight. Watch this

1196
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: guy Oper, need to have you do it? Wait? Watch No,

1197
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 1: So now I'm back and wait watching. So I went

1198
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: back December ninth. I wait, three oh nine, I'm down

1199
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 1: at two eighty down to eighty two? Are you working out? Yeah?

1200
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: I go to movie tie twice a week. So what

1201
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: is that like? Very close quarters type it? Stop punching

1202
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: right now, mooe tie. Look, let me tell you something.

1203
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: There's a big difference of working out when you're thirty

1204
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: and what you could do when you're fifty five. So

1205
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: you have to be honest with yourself. First of all,

1206
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: you have not that much testosterone, so it's tough for

1207
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: you to recover. But I still want you to push

1208
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: your heart a little bit. You still gotta do something.

1209
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: You know, Archie, what's his name? Archie. We grew up

1210
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: on our idol, our chie bunker, our idol with forty

1211
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 1: six years old. We he did that show. He looked

1212
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: like he was sixty. Yeah. Us we have a different

1213
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: opportunity than our parents and our grandparents. When you're fifty,

1214
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: you have to do some type for the strength to

1215
01:07:56,480 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: wait fifteen pounds, right, you look to go to the

1216
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: gym and fucking put wraps on your knee because I'm

1217
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: trying to compete with him in my mind this little

1218
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: fuck yea by the way, by Dean. If I like

1219
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: at the gym, I'm watching that Dean. Guys like me,

1220
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 1: and you watch Dean not this fun. Other guys not

1221
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: this because if Dean is no no one's watching you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1222
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 1: I don't think he's watching you, even if Dean is

1223
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:25,440
Speaker 1: doing like Dean is over at jiu jitsu and motherfucker's

1224
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: and getting armbars. So how many times a week you're doing?

1225
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: What is it week? We're tieing conditioning. It's at nine

1226
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 1: am to ten on Lancashim right across from the Starbucks.

1227
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 1: What happened was my buddy owns jiu jitsu school, so

1228
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 1: I was at coffee. I dropped the baby off five.

1229
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:46,560
Speaker 1: You're crazy, man, crazy, You're fucking nuts. We didn't go

1230
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: back there. I got two kids, sixteen and eighteen. One

1231
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: of them is driving, the other one is learning to

1232
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: drive that fucking dropping off ship. This is your only kid. Yeah,

1233
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 1: that's you're fucking nuts. But it's good. You could still ski.

1234
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: You ski did at fifty you you you were still

1235
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: still first. I'm Cuban. I got the Cuban balls, dog,

1236
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: that's those pick balls than Cuban ball inflame your pussy.

1237
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 1: But if I'm eighty eight, I can still knock you up.

1238
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 1: You know. There's a comedian, Theo Van. His father had

1239
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 1: him when he was seventy four, and he had two

1240
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 1: kids after that. Theo used to drive him to the

1241
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,639
Speaker 1: liquor store. When he was ten, sitting on yellow pages

1242
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 1: and the father was eighty four at that time. I mean, listen.

1243
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,600
Speaker 1: I did a movie with Don Johnson and he had

1244
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 1: just had a kid, and I go, I'm sitting there

1245
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,600
Speaker 1: talking to him, sweetheart of a guy, and uh, He's like,

1246
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm again. I'm looking at him thinking what a

1247
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 1: selfish motherfucker you are to have a kid at fifty. Well,

1248
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 1: two years later, I knocked my wife up a thirteen years.

1249
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,200
Speaker 1: Thirteen years. Nothing happened, no accidents, no misunderstandings. She got

1250
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,600
Speaker 1: knocked up. What you're gonna do, what you're gonna do,

1251
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 1: not pull, you know, pull us a nachra and pull

1252
01:09:56,880 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: the hangar out. That my wife is a diff in person,

1253
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,599
Speaker 1: the house is a different person. It put a fire

1254
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: under my ass. Comedy is a lot better. And if

1255
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't for her, I'd be shotgunning people at this age,

1256
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,680
Speaker 1: if it wasn't that little girl. This morning, I woke

1257
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 1: up in a weird mood. I took that Swiss Chris

1258
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 1: all nights. Swiss Chris is a cleansing. So you want

1259
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,519
Speaker 1: you want to bring your body back to when it

1260
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 1: was thirteen? Huh? I read about how Alvis died with

1261
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: eighty pounds of unprocessed ship in his bowels and ship

1262
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,720
Speaker 1: when he was three hundred and fifty pounds all of

1263
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 1: us carry. I can't remember. Beverly Hills Cop. There's a

1264
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: scene when they're staking out the joint and the guy goes,

1265
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: do you know that most Americans carry between fourteen? And

1266
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: he goes, I don't want to hear that. That's the truth.

1267
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:46,679
Speaker 1: So with Swiss MSS, Swiss Chris, you go on Amazon

1268
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 1: dot com. It's eight bucks. It used to be four

1269
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: people got a hip to it. Now it's eight bucks.

1270
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: And you take two pills a night for one week,

1271
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 1: drink water just before you go to better glass of water.

1272
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 1: Two pills Swiss Chris. Yeah, you gonna hear a couple

1273
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 1: of rumblings in your stomach and noises you've never heard before.

1274
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,959
Speaker 1: You're gonna catch yourself like by the fourth day, blasting

1275
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,799
Speaker 1: farts that you're proud of, Like you're like, God, damn,

1276
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 1: this is a fart and a half, Like this is real.

1277
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 1: And last night I went to bed at ten and

1278
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,800
Speaker 1: at twelve I got up, and that's when I started ship.

1279
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 1: And I shipped from twelve to five Finally, at five,

1280
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 1: I got up and started writing jokes and sending out

1281
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: emails to agents. Curse and motherfucker's out. Yes when they

1282
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: get there at nine, they already know what time. I'm

1283
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 1: on a warpath. So I fell back to sleep. At seven,

1284
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 1: I woke up till nine. I called the kickboxing guys.

1285
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 1: I'm not coming in because you were shooting. Because I

1286
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 1: was shipping. I didn't feel good and I was gonna

1287
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: call you and I go. You know what, I have

1288
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 1: a podcast. It's nothing worse than somebody canceling the day

1289
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:51,800
Speaker 1: out because it's some bullshit. Let me go, man. I

1290
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: went out, I smoked the joint, I got a little irn,

1291
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 1: a little fresh air, and fuck it, I'm good to go.

1292
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 1: So what's the end result of this Swiss Chris supposed

1293
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 1: to do? Like eating you out? Are you eating on it? Oh? Yeah,

1294
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,639
Speaker 1: you eat on it. So now that you're your Swiss Christen,

1295
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,880
Speaker 1: your my tieing meat tying or I can't pronounce, but

1296
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:10,280
Speaker 1: I respect it. I don't want to if I don't

1297
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: go to jiujitsu. Sometimes I stay home and just do

1298
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: kettlebells and I stretch. But what are you eating? What's

1299
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,759
Speaker 1: your diet game. I'm straight up. Weight watches, chicken, fish,

1300
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: the little meals and ship. No no, no, no no no.

1301
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,280
Speaker 1: With weight watches, you eat what you want. You just

1302
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 1: control yourself like a normal human, not an animal. Yeah,

1303
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,600
Speaker 1: so chicken and what about tubs of ice cream? No,

1304
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 1: chicken and fish are free. Chicken and fish. You can

1305
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,640
Speaker 1: eat as much as you want. So let's say you

1306
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: get two chicken breasts with some sauce with olives and

1307
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: white rice. All you pay for is the six points

1308
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 1: on the white rice. Seafood. I eat seafood ever you

1309
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 1: fucking day. My wife will make a salmon for me

1310
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,800
Speaker 1: every fucking day. Or meat they bang you out for.

1311
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,639
Speaker 1: They gotta be careful with meat, which is good. I'm fifty.

1312
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to, you know. I went to Morton's

1313
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,680
Speaker 1: and exactly as soon as I get my New York

1314
01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 1: strip in sixteen ounce cutting an alf, I take the

1315
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 1: other half. I give it to the babysitter. You know,

1316
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: she's making fun. He's fighting for her life. A steak

1317
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: from Morton's, she'll fucking suck your dick for it. And

1318
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: I brought it and I had it back. I had

1319
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 1: a baked potato. I split the baked potato with my wife.

1320
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 1: I didn't touch the bread, I didn't touch the butter

1321
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,720
Speaker 1: and said, you're you're conscious of the ship. Yeah. And

1322
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 1: then when you travel like right, No, because I still

1323
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 1: think about I know what places to go to, Like

1324
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 1: I went to den Of two weeks ago. I'm a

1325
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: green chili guy. If you go to dun then you

1326
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:32,479
Speaker 1: don't have the green chili, you're slipping. Don't worry about

1327
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 1: nothing else. Eat the green chili. It's a bowl of

1328
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 1: green chili, pork soup that goes on everything, eggs, hamburgers, steaks,

1329
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 1: whatever you want. This time I only went one time.

1330
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 1: I went Thursday. I had a ball with two years

1331
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,600
Speaker 1: and I was good. I went to movie tie on

1332
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday, so I burnt those points off. And

1333
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: they give you points for exercising at Beans are free,

1334
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,479
Speaker 1: chicken breasts are free, fish is free, fruit is free.

1335
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 1: So I go up to my favorite fucking uh smoothie place.

1336
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 1: I got a pomegrant with that ship them you get

1337
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 1: the Cherrybucci. It's one calor it's one point. What are

1338
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 1: you into? What do you think it is? Intermitting fasting

1339
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,160
Speaker 1: where like where you like you eat it six and

1340
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 1: you don't eat again until twelve. It works for a

1341
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: lot of people. It doesn't work for me because my

1342
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: my sugar drops my blood pressure. I don't want that's

1343
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: what makes me dizzy. And I get vertigo and I

1344
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 1: get six. So you get vertigo, yeh you. My wife

1345
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 1: gets it and I'm always like and she's like, I

1346
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: take it seriously because like she's like ready to go

1347
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 1: to the hospital. What is it to you? Like when

1348
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 1: you get the worst vertical, it's like Alfred Hitchcock comes you,

1349
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 1: like what's going on? You wake up and everything's like

1350
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,640
Speaker 1: slides like pictures, Like so I'm up in the bed

1351
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 1: like this. I'm sitting there ready to get up and

1352
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 1: I can't get up on my side and it switches

1353
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:53,759
Speaker 1: and with me it's down. I didn't you tip my ears?

1354
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 1: And it's that I have to put plug in my

1355
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: ears when I shower because if not, the water gets

1356
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: in and it goes all the way to the bottom.

1357
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 1: But when you get the bad vertical and it's really kicking,

1358
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 1: is it like that feeling as if you're getting up

1359
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 1: and you sort of lose but it keeps going. Yeah,

1360
01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: you can't get up and it stays. It stays for

1361
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,920
Speaker 1: a little while. You gotta go home and lay down

1362
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 1: and take a nap, and the medication put you to sleep.

1363
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,639
Speaker 1: So that's why you can't the vertical medication. Yeah, Fox

1364
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,800
Speaker 1: with you a little bit. And what about you're like

1365
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,680
Speaker 1: sort of a motivational guy, Like people get motivated by

1366
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: you because you're like you're like the guy, Like you're

1367
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: a regular fucking guy. It's obvious you do your videos.

1368
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 1: You don't give a fuck. You smoke the weed in

1369
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,040
Speaker 1: front of the videos. Where's your head at with the

1370
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 1: fact that California now and people in New York they

1371
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 1: still don't get it. I tell them like, like my friend,

1372
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 1: my friend, I was like, you literally could go. It's

1373
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 1: like going into a bodega. Like you have your neighborhood

1374
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,880
Speaker 1: weed spots in Los Angeles? What is weed to you?

1375
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 1: What's your preference? What's your edible game? What's your oil game? Like,

1376
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: what does Joey Diaz smoke? Eat? As far as the

1377
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 1: edibles in the weed? Okay, I like edibles at night?

1378
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:03,599
Speaker 1: I gonna go a thousand milligrams my oh, we've done

1379
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 1: two thousands and Stars of Death. We go deep on

1380
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 1: the podcast, like Wednesday night, we went deep. We ate

1381
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:14,640
Speaker 1: six hundred milligrams a mushroom cap and the Zanix to

1382
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 1: calm down the fucking edible, because that's what people don't know.

1383
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:23,120
Speaker 1: You gotta you're crazy, man, You gotta tame the edible.

1384
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,640
Speaker 1: So you gotta do a half of Zannix, one of

1385
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 1: those little fag ones a two point five, because the

1386
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,760
Speaker 1: edible goes up like so you're doing an indica and

1387
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,680
Speaker 1: then you get anxiety. So you bounced it off with

1388
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: little Zanex and nobody gets their feelings here. You do

1389
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:39,320
Speaker 1: a couple of Bunkerts for Jerry's kids, and we had

1390
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,880
Speaker 1: a mushroom cap and we ended up at the Coral

1391
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 1: Dine at one in the morning, eating like savages. I

1392
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 1: didn't go to bed till four. Danny Danny Brown, the rapper,

1393
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,800
Speaker 1: he ate more mushrooms and he stood up to eight

1394
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:53,680
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. We were supposed to hook up, like, but

1395
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,680
Speaker 1: what's going like that doesn't fucking floor you. We do

1396
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:59,720
Speaker 1: the podcast while we'll get high. So before we start

1397
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: the podcast, we eat the mushrooms the edible, so while

1398
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,879
Speaker 1: we're doing the podcast, it hits us. Do you sometimes

1399
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:08,760
Speaker 1: listen back to the podcast like if you know you

1400
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: and to go what the fund is going on? Yeah?

1401
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I like that listen podcast. I'm not

1402
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 1: supposed to be Howard sterned. I never said that was

1403
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,479
Speaker 1: Howard Stern. I never said I was Rick D's. If

1404
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 1: the dog barks, that's why it's a podcast. If the

1405
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 1: ambulance goes by, and that's why it's a podcast. If

1406
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: we curse, that's why it's a podcast. If we don't

1407
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,680
Speaker 1: edit it, that's what makes a podcast. That we're in

1408
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:39,519
Speaker 1: a studio with pictures of heavingway on the wall, and

1409
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: you can have all that have the shittiest podcast in

1410
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:47,520
Speaker 1: the world podcasting is they want to cut into a conversation.

1411
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:53,640
Speaker 1: They want to hear your true, honest opinion and that's it.

1412
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 1: They want to know what you're going through at the time.

1413
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: You know, we as Americans look up at these people.

1414
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,559
Speaker 1: We look up at all these people. We look up.

1415
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 1: We look up and you gotta realize we all put

1416
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,680
Speaker 1: our pants on one leg at a time. You know

1417
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,800
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, We just were not. I'm I'm over it,

1418
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,960
Speaker 1: like I'm over all the what you may think. You

1419
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, I remember sleeping in a in

1420
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:20,120
Speaker 1: a rocket ship in you know those you know those

1421
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: parks that have a rocket ship for kids to play in.

1422
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: ID bumble up and sleep in one of those. So

1423
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:28,840
Speaker 1: who the funk are you to tell me what I can't,

1424
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 1: cannot say, cannot do, cannot eat. You know, I paid

1425
01:18:33,439 --> 01:18:37,280
Speaker 1: my UH debt of society. I did my four years

1426
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:44,240
Speaker 1: for four four years, four to six years sentence aggravated robbery, assault, kidnapping.

1427
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,320
Speaker 1: I had a heavy dutything in Bold and I ended

1428
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:50,080
Speaker 1: up doing UH. I had a good attorney and he

1429
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,679
Speaker 1: negotiated down to a non violent because I couldn't find

1430
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:56,439
Speaker 1: my fingerprints on the machine gun. So I fucking got

1431
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: a non violent. But it it let me know what

1432
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,760
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do. Like I still wanted to

1433
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,720
Speaker 1: be a savage, but I don't want to be a

1434
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: savage in jail. That's not life. Do you think about

1435
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 1: being in jail like now that you're it's every day,

1436
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:11,479
Speaker 1: every night when I go to bed and I put

1437
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:15,200
Speaker 1: the covers over me, I I imagine that one that

1438
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm homeless, sleeping on the streets in North Hollywood, and

1439
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,800
Speaker 1: two that I'm in my prison. Just to remind me,

1440
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 1: just to remind me, how fucking lucky I am? And

1441
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 1: was it as bad as everybody imagines and all the

1442
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: things you hear? No, it wasn't why it was like

1443
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 1: a fucking summer camp. Was it this prison that you

1444
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 1: were at? There was? It wasn't a violent prison. It

1445
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 1: was the first two months I spent in diagnostic and

1446
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 1: in Kenyon City. Yeah, you're around some fucking heavy duty people,

1447
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,639
Speaker 1: but I keep my mouth shut. I'm in New York.

1448
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. I don't know nobody. I don't

1449
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 1: want to know nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.

1450
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,639
Speaker 1: I didn't hear nothing, I didn't see nothing but a shame.

1451
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,559
Speaker 1: What are you? Retorted? Kind of Yeah, I don't see

1452
01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: not and I don't know not. I don't want to

1453
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,599
Speaker 1: know nothing, and that keeps you where you. I don't

1454
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 1: know nothing, you know, I have funk with people. I

1455
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 1: like to have sweatshirts and and their different colors, and

1456
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:13,640
Speaker 1: I like to wear them outside inside up. And I

1457
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 1: see how it drives people crazy. They all have to

1458
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,759
Speaker 1: come up to me and go, you know your shirts

1459
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: inside out? You know your shirts inside? I do it.

1460
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 1: The torture people because you don't know nothing. What do

1461
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,040
Speaker 1: you give a funk of his shirts inside. I'm mind

1462
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 1: your fucking business, right, what are your fucking cop? You know,

1463
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,800
Speaker 1: my wife goes to this park and about three years

1464
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:37,040
Speaker 1: ago we saw an abduction about to go down. Did

1465
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 1: you really we saw an abduction about to go down?

1466
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,839
Speaker 1: About three years ago the cops had asked us questions

1467
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,120
Speaker 1: and how they do it is they you know, they

1468
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,960
Speaker 1: give a kid a fucking like a alka selsa, and

1469
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: the kid goes down and all the white parents run

1470
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:52,360
Speaker 1: to him, and they forget about their own kids. So

1471
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:54,720
Speaker 1: the Mexican was grabbing a kid and the kid bit

1472
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 1: his hand and he got off. And guess who was

1473
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: Guess whose wife ran over to one of those kids?

1474
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,560
Speaker 1: Mine life. When she got home, I gave her a

1475
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: tongue lashing like she never fucking heard before. Because my

1476
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,679
Speaker 1: wife is from Tennessee. She's very You know, those people

1477
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 1: that are two NICs, they bothered me a little bit.

1478
01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 1: When people are two nice they bothered me. There's gotta

1479
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,800
Speaker 1: be a by the way here. I got showed me

1480
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:18,640
Speaker 1: to by the way, and I like even more so

1481
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 1: I had to tell my wife, hey, now, when a

1482
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 1: kid drops, you turn around, you watch your kid and

1483
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,840
Speaker 1: then you pay attention to that kid. But when you

1484
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,880
Speaker 1: our kid could have got abducted. Did they catch They

1485
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,920
Speaker 1: caught him like on the one on one the Holy

1486
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:34,719
Speaker 1: Ship who I was later with a van and Jesus

1487
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,680
Speaker 1: other kid got to be careful. So that's why I say,

1488
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: don't fall off for nothing. When I was a kid,

1489
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,880
Speaker 1: I remember doing THC Crystal. You know what that is.

1490
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: That's fucking gorilla dust, that's angel dust. We were like

1491
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,280
Speaker 1: thirteen or fourteen, and we go into the city on

1492
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:51,920
Speaker 1: Sundays and I've been getting caught up on a three

1493
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,040
Speaker 1: card Monty game. One time, me and my buddy Carlos Perez,

1494
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,040
Speaker 1: who was still alive. I still talked to him. His

1495
01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:00,040
Speaker 1: sons graduating from the universe, say of Miami, and he

1496
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,559
Speaker 1: is gonna gonna come up here to spend a month

1497
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:04,400
Speaker 1: with me and do his Uh he has a film.

1498
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 1: That's how close I am. I send their kids to me.

1499
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,120
Speaker 1: So me and call those Dominic special. A bunch of

1500
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,360
Speaker 1: us would fucking get ten dollar bags that ship and

1501
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: split them two away to Carilla Dust and we go

1502
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: into the city. I don't never forget we had to

1503
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,000
Speaker 1: be made. I mean Dominic died when he was fifteen,

1504
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 1: Dominic special, God blessed us. Sold died when he was

1505
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 1: fift He drowned down that ship. He did that ship

1506
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,080
Speaker 1: and jumped into lake a pack on and his legs

1507
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,559
Speaker 1: went out from under him from the shock and he drowned.

1508
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:37,759
Speaker 1: God bless us so but I still remember him being alive.

1509
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,200
Speaker 1: His brother, His brother was one of those kids that

1510
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,360
Speaker 1: had a lot of acne. And one day he had

1511
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,400
Speaker 1: a yellow head right on his lip. I don't never forgetting.

1512
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,519
Speaker 1: He went to bite into it and the thing busted on.

1513
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 1: The fucking hamburger was like mustard. That's fucking discussed tremendous

1514
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:55,600
Speaker 1: when you're suing, you know what I'm saying. So we

1515
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,360
Speaker 1: were they were playing three card monte. I'll never forget that.

1516
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:02,759
Speaker 1: I took a ten dollar a card out and I lost,

1517
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,560
Speaker 1: and Dominant looked at me and he goes, what the

1518
01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:07,639
Speaker 1: fund is wrong with you? Don't you know? These fucking

1519
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: yams are running a scam on us and ship. Look

1520
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 1: at this ship, and all of a sudden, while he's

1521
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,400
Speaker 1: talking to me, I actually see Dominic look at the

1522
01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:17,559
Speaker 1: cards right in front of me, and he's looking at him,

1523
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:19,400
Speaker 1: and would I see him going his pocket gets a

1524
01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: twenty and boom your gun. And in those days they

1525
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:25,200
Speaker 1: would get travelers. They would get travelers and once they

1526
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:27,839
Speaker 1: get travelers checks, once they hit a minimum two thousand,

1527
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 1: the black guy in the corner and go police, and

1528
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 1: they stut the game open and you sit there going

1529
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,479
Speaker 1: they come back, I want to play more. Fuck you,

1530
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:37,600
Speaker 1: They're going to the next bus. They were magicians. They

1531
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:41,280
Speaker 1: were magicians magicians, and it was incredible. But it was

1532
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: just amazing to see somebody who just gave you advice

1533
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:48,200
Speaker 1: go through the same thing. He saw what I saw.

1534
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know how he got to

1535
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 1: this topic. My man, Nick T. Turro, he's been on

1536
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,799
Speaker 1: your podcast, He's been on my podcast. One of the funniest,

1537
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,720
Speaker 1: naturally funniest dudes in the world. And the more distressed

1538
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 1: and frustrated he is, the better he is, the more funny,

1539
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:09,160
Speaker 1: pound for pound, the biggest Yankee fan out there. I've

1540
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:12,800
Speaker 1: got him hooked up. I'm gonna wire his house. I'm

1541
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 1: gonna wire him his TV room like yours. He just

1542
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:21,439
Speaker 1: watched the Yankees in America. Have that be like, just

1543
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:24,400
Speaker 1: have him. I told him today, better when they lose.

1544
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:26,400
Speaker 1: It's actually when they win. It's good too, because the

1545
01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:29,600
Speaker 1: level of emotion. It's kind of saying and dancing, but

1546
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 1: when they lose, You've never seen anything like that. He's

1547
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:36,360
Speaker 1: a real you know you show these people keeps on.

1548
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: He's out of he knows history, he knows the batters,

1549
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: the coaches. You know. I'm surprised MLB hasn't reached out

1550
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:49,400
Speaker 1: to him because he's genius and he could add something

1551
01:24:49,479 --> 01:24:52,680
Speaker 1: to somebody's organization by the way he goes off. So

1552
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:55,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna wire him. I told him today he's in

1553
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:59,040
Speaker 1: basic training, just like the bitch pictures. He's he's got

1554
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:01,720
Speaker 1: to do ten push ups on the on periscope. He's

1555
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: got to hit a whiff a ball today. He's gotta

1556
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:07,120
Speaker 1: do all that ship he's going through spring training, getting

1557
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,240
Speaker 1: ready for baseball, and once the first week of baby,

1558
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,360
Speaker 1: he's doing his little TV show. I want to come

1559
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:17,240
Speaker 1: on your podcast whatever you want. And I think, just

1560
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:20,000
Speaker 1: because I know the extra hot sauce, so we don't

1561
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 1: just repeat this you me and Nick and I think

1562
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:26,840
Speaker 1: it could be a world stopping New York City style

1563
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,120
Speaker 1: Where are you from? I'm from Manhattan. Grew up in

1564
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:31,200
Speaker 1: Manhattan on the East side of Manhattan. Now, how are you?

1565
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,639
Speaker 1: The first time I met you was at the Improv

1566
01:25:35,479 --> 01:25:39,920
Speaker 1: seven good boy. You were introduced to me my Marcolano

1567
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,920
Speaker 1: and his wife, and that almost ship my pants. You're

1568
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,720
Speaker 1: very sweet or way you walked in there. You were

1569
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,160
Speaker 1: very hot at the time, and you walked in there

1570
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 1: like you would give me a hunt the bill, and

1571
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,719
Speaker 1: I asked you for it, right? What is your connection toime?

1572
01:25:54,120 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 1: Joanne Marx wife was married to my father. They have

1573
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 1: a daughter, my sister, Claudia. When they got divorced, Joe

1574
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 1: my father married my mom June, and but we always

1575
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:13,800
Speaker 1: remained cool. And Joanne and Mark. When I was thirteen,

1576
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,760
Speaker 1: I would come visit my sister, and I didn't know

1577
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,040
Speaker 1: what the fun club they were. She was like the club,

1578
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:21,519
Speaker 1: the club. I'd go to the Improv as a kid,

1579
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:25,160
Speaker 1: you know, And and Mark owned the club. And I

1580
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:28,280
Speaker 1: walked in there. I mean I literally the first person

1581
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:30,519
Speaker 1: the first time I ever walked into the Improv in

1582
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:33,400
Speaker 1: nine eight three, the summer of nine eight three, because

1583
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,880
Speaker 1: I had gotten kicked out of summer camp and my

1584
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,760
Speaker 1: father was, you're not staying here. You're not staying here

1585
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,360
Speaker 1: in the summer because I had been going to camp

1586
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:41,599
Speaker 1: every summer. He was like, you're not fucking staying here.

1587
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,559
Speaker 1: And I'd been kicked out of school and all that. Ship. Um,

1588
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:47,600
Speaker 1: I went came visit Claudia, who at the time was

1589
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,120
Speaker 1: a little bit of a mess. I didn't know it,

1590
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,320
Speaker 1: but she said the club. The club. We went to him,

1591
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,639
Speaker 1: but I went walked right in the back. Keenan Ivory

1592
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,280
Speaker 1: Waynes was on the stage. I would sit there and

1593
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:03,320
Speaker 1: watch Keenan, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Damire Era, fucking Robin Williams,

1594
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:09,519
Speaker 1: uh Rannie Dangerfield, Eddie Murphy, everybody would come through the improv.

1595
01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:12,360
Speaker 1: At the time, I wasn't thinking about wanting to be

1596
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,080
Speaker 1: an actor. I wanted to be in the NBA. I

1597
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:18,040
Speaker 1: wanted to be the next Chris Mullen. But yeah, you know,

1598
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,519
Speaker 1: and the comedies a lot easier than than making, you know,

1599
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 1: making three point shots. But that when I when I realized,

1600
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,599
Speaker 1: it's seventeen, that my hoop dreams were not coming through.

1601
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:29,240
Speaker 1: And I had always been a big mouth, always been funny,

1602
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,160
Speaker 1: always like, you know, in the streets, it's either you

1603
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 1: could really fight, you were you know, you were really crazy. Um,

1604
01:27:37,439 --> 01:27:40,599
Speaker 1: you know, you could play ball. I played ball out

1605
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,040
Speaker 1: but my superpower was talking ship. That's how I kept

1606
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,200
Speaker 1: people at bay. I wasn't a tough guy. I wasn't

1607
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:48,720
Speaker 1: the best ballplayer, but like that was the thing that

1608
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:52,080
Speaker 1: like kept you know, people like around, like I kept

1609
01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:53,720
Speaker 1: I was the life of the party. I talked ship.

1610
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,840
Speaker 1: I would take the ship talking. And then when I

1611
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:58,639
Speaker 1: was seventeen eighteen, and because I loved Eddie Murphy so much,

1612
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:00,400
Speaker 1: long story short, I was like, I want to do

1613
01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:02,439
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. I started doing stand up comedy was

1614
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: a nineteen I wasn't that good. I could make people laugh,

1615
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,840
Speaker 1: but I wasn't like a craftsman. I didn't understand what

1616
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 1: a joke was. I didn't understand it said. And then

1617
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:13,360
Speaker 1: when I started acting, it came as natural to me

1618
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: as I always dreamed basketball would. Like. That was like

1619
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:19,160
Speaker 1: that's what I was supposed to be doing. Like I

1620
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,679
Speaker 1: like it. Like the first time I ever picked up sides,

1621
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:24,880
Speaker 1: it was like it was what I dreamed basketball would

1622
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:26,760
Speaker 1: always be for me. The first time, I was like

1623
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:28,920
Speaker 1: I can do this and that was it. That was it,

1624
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:31,920
Speaker 1: Like I was fun comedy, that was it. And I

1625
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,360
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna be an actor. And I always

1626
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:37,040
Speaker 1: loved movies, but I loved the characters, like I loved Rocky,

1627
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:39,320
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to be a movie so I

1628
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,960
Speaker 1: wanted to be Rocky. I love Tony Manero and sant

1629
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,040
Speaker 1: Nay Fever. I didn't want to be an actor. I

1630
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:46,880
Speaker 1: wanted to be that actual Tony Minaro. So I cut

1631
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,880
Speaker 1: my hair. I was and then I just started working.

1632
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:51,599
Speaker 1: I mean, I got fucking lucky. It was timing and luck.

1633
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,719
Speaker 1: It was the right parts at the right time. Zebra

1634
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,800
Speaker 1: Head and Trueman, it was the right fucking parts at

1635
01:28:56,840 --> 01:29:00,400
Speaker 1: the right time and the right opportunities and Tony a city.

1636
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:03,519
Speaker 1: This business, to me is so much about tenacity, like

1637
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 1: you know, like I used to go into auditions like

1638
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,000
Speaker 1: to me, like the like the sports in the New

1639
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:10,240
Speaker 1: York of it all. When I'd go into auditions like

1640
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,719
Speaker 1: I was like, we're fighting. We'd be in the waiting

1641
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,880
Speaker 1: and be twenty other actors, all good actors, Adrian Brodie,

1642
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:19,160
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck for this movie, and I'm like, I'm Mike Tyson,

1643
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:23,080
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, like I'm gonna bush

1644
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:24,840
Speaker 1: your fucking ask. This is would have made my head.

1645
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,040
Speaker 1: I have to be the best to go in there

1646
01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:30,320
Speaker 1: to get this fucking part like that, and and the

1647
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:32,920
Speaker 1: fact that I had some talent as an actor, but

1648
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 1: the tenacity from playing sports, hanging around in the hood,

1649
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:39,560
Speaker 1: hanging around real tough guys. It helped me because you

1650
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:42,240
Speaker 1: know so much about this business so much as like

1651
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:44,080
Speaker 1: it's like you could have two skill sets. You could

1652
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 1: be the best actor and a shitty auditioner. You may

1653
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:49,519
Speaker 1: never get a fucking real break, right, I mean, I've

1654
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 1: always been comfortable with auditionally, but like, I have no

1655
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,200
Speaker 1: problem with it. But there's way better actors than me

1656
01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:57,559
Speaker 1: that to this day, they get fucking freaked out by

1657
01:29:57,600 --> 01:30:00,479
Speaker 1: the whole situation, you know, and they might not get

1658
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,880
Speaker 1: the job because you go in there, especially when you

1659
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,400
Speaker 1: have no cache. Like now, I go in the audition

1660
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:08,000
Speaker 1: if I have to, and I'm comfortable, and I'm comfortable

1661
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:09,479
Speaker 1: enough to be like hold on, let me stop, let

1662
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:11,400
Speaker 1: me let me start again, Like I'm like, I know

1663
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:13,799
Speaker 1: that at the end of the day, the casting director's

1664
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 1: job is to find me, to find Joey, to find Dean,

1665
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:19,599
Speaker 1: to find any Joe Schmoll because that makes their life easy.

1666
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,640
Speaker 1: So if if I have to go in there, like

1667
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:23,479
Speaker 1: I know my worth, I could be like, let me

1668
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,760
Speaker 1: start again, you know what I mean? Um, But when

1669
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:28,400
Speaker 1: I was young, the auditioning and the mentality was like

1670
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:32,200
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson in his prime, like I'm kicking everybody's fucking

1671
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:34,519
Speaker 1: ass in here. We're not friends, were not small talking.

1672
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,639
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know you. You're some fucking trained actor.

1673
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing this for real, and I would get I

1674
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,720
Speaker 1: got lucky. I got lucky because I was good at

1675
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,080
Speaker 1: it and that the opportunities presented himself. Let me ask

1676
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:48,200
Speaker 1: you a question, because it was very disappointing for me.

1677
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:51,120
Speaker 1: It took years to me to get over it. How

1678
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:55,360
Speaker 1: tough was the prospect of you're not playing basketball when

1679
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,000
Speaker 1: you came to terms with it, You know what, I

1680
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:01,360
Speaker 1: had played so much and it was probably about a

1681
01:31:01,439 --> 01:31:04,519
Speaker 1: year where I kind of like meandered around. But but

1682
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:08,120
Speaker 1: I had played so much, and I knew my worth

1683
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 1: in basketball was wasn't beyond the park like I had

1684
01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:14,160
Speaker 1: been exposed to so many good ball players like real

1685
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:18,720
Speaker 1: Kenny Anderson went to basketball camp with Sean Camp, you know,

1686
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:22,880
Speaker 1: Sean Higgins, Chris Mills, like I saw the separation at

1687
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 1: an early age and I thought, well, maybe I could

1688
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:27,760
Speaker 1: go to college and play. But but I knew, like

1689
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:30,280
Speaker 1: when I saw, like, you know, Kenny Anderson, like at

1690
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:33,080
Speaker 1: thirteen was Kenny Anderson. There was no like he just

1691
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:36,439
Speaker 1: turned into Kenny Anderson. Like when I saw Sean Kemp

1692
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,720
Speaker 1: I remember literally and I told him this, he was

1693
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:41,360
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I was at basketball camp with him.

1694
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:44,120
Speaker 1: I was seventeen. Sean was eighteen with a full goatee,

1695
01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:47,720
Speaker 1: probably like two five pounds. And I was like, I'm

1696
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,720
Speaker 1: not even We're not even the same. I don't even

1697
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 1: just I shouldn't even be in the same like state

1698
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:56,360
Speaker 1: as this fucking guy. He's going to the NBA. He

1699
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,160
Speaker 1: could play in the NBA. Now, I wasn't even closer

1700
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:02,400
Speaker 1: that ship. So it didn't I had gotten so much

1701
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:05,720
Speaker 1: from it, and and and I realized also like basketball

1702
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,720
Speaker 1: to me at the time was like like I just

1703
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:11,360
Speaker 1: loved I love the sport, and I love the camaraderie

1704
01:32:11,439 --> 01:32:14,120
Speaker 1: of it. I love the park, I love the game.

1705
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:17,080
Speaker 1: But I loved going to the game and after the

1706
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:19,360
Speaker 1: game probably more than I love the actual game. When

1707
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:20,760
Speaker 1: I look back on it, you know what I mean,

1708
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:24,759
Speaker 1: Like I love the idea of it more than I actually,

1709
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:26,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I put so much time into it, but

1710
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,640
Speaker 1: I loved it I loved and I got nothing, but

1711
01:32:29,240 --> 01:32:31,960
Speaker 1: it gave me so much. I loved the you know,

1712
01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:34,200
Speaker 1: playing bowl in New York in the park with your friends,

1713
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,680
Speaker 1: riding the train to the games, ship talking afterwards. You

1714
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:40,000
Speaker 1: did this, you did that. Look at your fucking sneakers.

1715
01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:42,960
Speaker 1: My sneakers are sucked up. That was to me, That's

1716
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:46,240
Speaker 1: what the memories were. The games were the games I

1717
01:32:46,479 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 1: got left back in the seventh grade, and I felt like,

1718
01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:52,280
Speaker 1: I felt like that it wasn't bad enough. I was

1719
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:55,840
Speaker 1: a speck. It wasn't bad enough. I was insecure. It

1720
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:59,320
Speaker 1: wasn't bad enough that on the block they knew that

1721
01:32:59,439 --> 01:33:01,599
Speaker 1: we did say at the RHA in Northern New Jersey.

1722
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:05,519
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad enough that my mom's bar was under

1723
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,880
Speaker 1: and died in the Union City. Just like it just

1724
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:13,200
Speaker 1: wasn't enough, Like nothing was enough. So I turned to basketball.

1725
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:17,960
Speaker 1: That's sixth that's seventh grade, and that's all I did.

1726
01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 1: I read on Jerry West he took three d jump

1727
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:23,280
Speaker 1: shots a day. Then a man, but the lame Larry

1728
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:27,040
Speaker 1: Bird came along and blew my mind, just blew my mind.

1729
01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:30,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to move to French like Indiana. The week

1730
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:33,640
Speaker 1: that Elvis died guess where I was. I was at

1731
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:38,280
Speaker 1: Superstar basketball camp run by the Hurlies. Hurlies father the

1732
01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:41,720
Speaker 1: two kids with two and four, remember those kids being

1733
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,920
Speaker 1: and that the camp was run at the time. The

1734
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:50,520
Speaker 1: big shot at the camp was Jackie Galloon from South Carolina.

1735
01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:56,479
Speaker 1: Fuck the best, Jim spinarcle On Duke, Michael corn On

1736
01:33:56,760 --> 01:34:00,200
Speaker 1: Duke North Carolina. And there was one of the guy

1737
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,519
Speaker 1: the center of St. Anthony's went to South Carolina that year.

1738
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,440
Speaker 1: I ended up going down. I while outstanding and rebounded

1739
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:11,120
Speaker 1: at five. Hurlis can and Mr Hurley and me became

1740
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:14,120
Speaker 1: goombas you still know him. If I see him now,

1741
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,719
Speaker 1: he'll give me a hug. He'll say, Jesus fucking Christ.

1742
01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:18,840
Speaker 1: I used to talk to him and his wife the

1743
01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:22,680
Speaker 1: whole thing. Okay, I dedicated everything I would get on.

1744
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:25,479
Speaker 1: I would put the basketball and the ten speed and

1745
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 1: the thing, and I would ride up the projects first

1746
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:30,000
Speaker 1: and I would take three hundred jump shots. Then I

1747
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:31,920
Speaker 1: would go home and put spats on my ankle and

1748
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,040
Speaker 1: try touching the rim. And I did everything. I did

1749
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:38,080
Speaker 1: everything I could. My My eighth grade team was oh

1750
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:41,759
Speaker 1: and seven the year before me and this kid hilarious.

1751
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:44,160
Speaker 1: He was Dominican, and he had an afro. His name

1752
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,200
Speaker 1: was Louis and and as they called him Louis a nigger.

1753
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,360
Speaker 1: They didn't care that he wasn't black as long as

1754
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:49,800
Speaker 1: he had an aff for he was Louis de Nigger.

1755
01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:51,800
Speaker 1: In the seventies. I'm still friends with him as a

1756
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:54,800
Speaker 1: psychiatrist in New York. Still call him Louis de Nigger.

1757
01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:56,760
Speaker 1: We used to do acid in the eighth grade and

1758
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,720
Speaker 1: smoke pot and blow it into his afro. If you

1759
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:02,639
Speaker 1: five minutes, the smoke would come out of his afro

1760
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:05,960
Speaker 1: five minutes and we would die a fucking laughter. Still

1761
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:09,240
Speaker 1: a great kid we got. We got four and three.

1762
01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:15,120
Speaker 1: There's eight grammar schools in my in my fucking division. Uh.

1763
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,799
Speaker 1: One school has two teams that was so good basketball.

1764
01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:19,839
Speaker 1: They had A and B. Eight was the eighth graders

1765
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:22,080
Speaker 1: and B was the seventh grades. I made it to

1766
01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:25,439
Speaker 1: the All Star thirteen and fifteen year old league, made

1767
01:35:25,479 --> 01:35:28,880
Speaker 1: it to the All Stars A A you then uh

1768
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:32,679
Speaker 1: then her Riverside Church and the Gauchos and all that ship.

1769
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:35,000
Speaker 1: I still remember going to Rocket League with Wan Rodriguez

1770
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,960
Speaker 1: and he wore a karate jacket and I go one.

1771
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,160
Speaker 1: I can't. We were in the eighth grade. I got one.

1772
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:43,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe you wore karate jacket to fucking the

1773
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:46,120
Speaker 1: Rocket League, and he goes, you don't see nobody fucking

1774
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:49,479
Speaker 1: with me, do you? I still remember Mr Kettra until

1775
01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:51,680
Speaker 1: this day could have been a channel molester. He was

1776
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:54,479
Speaker 1: a teacher that took us to all the basketball with

1777
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:59,400
Speaker 1: a crew cut. Anyway, Uh, eighth grade year man, how

1778
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:02,559
Speaker 1: was it there was rumors of me playing JV freshman year?

1779
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:04,880
Speaker 1: When did you realize that you weren't at the level

1780
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:09,439
Speaker 1: that you dreamed of the matter didn't fucking stop me

1781
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:13,280
Speaker 1: in practice when we did Cincinnati, they couldn't stop me.

1782
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:16,679
Speaker 1: And they could not stop me my rebounding the ball,

1783
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,400
Speaker 1: pushing the ball out. They couldn't stop me my freshman year.

1784
01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:21,920
Speaker 1: I didn't play football. I didn't know that. In my

1785
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:25,200
Speaker 1: high school, the defensive coach was the starting back with

1786
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:28,240
Speaker 1: the basketball coach, and he wanted you to play football

1787
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:31,439
Speaker 1: for conditioning purpose. I didn't want to do it. So

1788
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:34,360
Speaker 1: when I got to that freshman year, he threw me

1789
01:36:34,479 --> 01:36:36,479
Speaker 1: to the wolves. I mean I was strong. You know

1790
01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:39,240
Speaker 1: where I played Grant I played c y O ball, Catholic.

1791
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: You know who school. It was Tommy Heinson when he played.

1792
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:45,800
Speaker 1: So when I see uncle cousin Tommy now as I

1793
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 1: call him, he gives me a big hug. I just

1794
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:49,880
Speaker 1: bumped into him at the airport in the Atlanta a

1795
01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:53,920
Speaker 1: few years. How's he doing, old Oh? Still tipping them,

1796
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:59,040
Speaker 1: Still tipping them though, And uh so I love basketball.

1797
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:02,880
Speaker 1: That freshman it broke me. He broke me. He broke

1798
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:05,400
Speaker 1: till this day. I have fantasies and going back and

1799
01:37:05,479 --> 01:37:08,000
Speaker 1: slicing this throat. It's funked up these coaches. You know,

1800
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:11,320
Speaker 1: I never got broken, but because I had had such

1801
01:37:11,479 --> 01:37:15,719
Speaker 1: a movie one on one, it was just not about

1802
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:18,760
Speaker 1: a month that he showed my wife, imake movie. Yeah,

1803
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,760
Speaker 1: they should remake that movie. And it was funny that

1804
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:24,360
Speaker 1: years later he was drunk out of bar and a

1805
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:26,080
Speaker 1: friend of mine said to him, you know that was

1806
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,880
Speaker 1: fucked up what you did to Cocoa that year, and

1807
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:30,960
Speaker 1: he goes that motherfucker was never going to start on

1808
01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:33,320
Speaker 1: that team. I didn't give a funk if he was slamming.

1809
01:37:34,200 --> 01:37:36,360
Speaker 1: And after that I got a long infection from smoking

1810
01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:40,760
Speaker 1: para quad. I walked away from basketball, and it was

1811
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:42,400
Speaker 1: it took me a year like I just did a

1812
01:37:42,479 --> 01:37:45,080
Speaker 1: year of drugs and my mother died. I was still

1813
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,559
Speaker 1: going through the pain and not playing basketball, seeing these

1814
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,800
Speaker 1: fucking guys, and then I just started playing basketball for

1815
01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:54,360
Speaker 1: money and we hung out of the lashways and I

1816
01:37:54,520 --> 01:37:57,080
Speaker 1: just planned three on three time bucks a point whatever.

1817
01:37:57,360 --> 01:38:01,240
Speaker 1: You still play? Yeah, my shoulders bad. When we do

1818
01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:03,519
Speaker 1: your podcast, we gotta go shoot around with with Nick

1819
01:38:04,439 --> 01:38:06,920
Speaker 1: because I played one on one with Nick. It's everything

1820
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:09,559
Speaker 1: you would imagine would be, what's your what's your take

1821
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 1: on Kobe Lebron, Michael Jordan's who's the best out of

1822
01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:17,000
Speaker 1: those three? To answer that question? And then Joey Coco Diaz,

1823
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:19,639
Speaker 1: this isn't a right or wrong answer. You're starting your

1824
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:25,599
Speaker 1: favorite starting five of all time. I love Michael Jordan's Lebron.

1825
01:38:26,439 --> 01:38:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm not hip on today's basketball. I'm not hip. It's

1826
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:34,000
Speaker 1: too much, drawn much, too much. I don't know. Michael

1827
01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:36,280
Speaker 1: Jordan to me was one of the best. But again,

1828
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,599
Speaker 1: that wouldn't have been a Michael Jordan if that Julius

1829
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:42,120
Speaker 1: serving my top five starting team. Give me Joey Coco

1830
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:46,000
Speaker 1: Diaz official top five starting team. Strong forward a man

1831
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:49,320
Speaker 1: by the name of Bernard Ken that would not take

1832
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:53,599
Speaker 1: anything from anybody strong guard, Michael Ray richardson the sugar

1833
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:58,679
Speaker 1: Man point. God, I'd have to go with walf Rasian knicks. Yeah,

1834
01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:02,040
Speaker 1: I just have all knicks. Uh. The other forward would

1835
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:07,559
Speaker 1: have to be Julius Irving, and the center would all respect.

1836
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:10,280
Speaker 1: The starting center on my team would be Moses Malone,

1837
01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:13,439
Speaker 1: and his backup will be Willis Read at six ft nine,

1838
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:17,360
Speaker 1: and his backup would be Dave Cowens, another white fucking

1839
01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:21,360
Speaker 1: savage that didn't give a fuck when they wouldn't pay

1840
01:39:21,439 --> 01:39:23,960
Speaker 1: him his money. He became a cab driver and fucking

1841
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,519
Speaker 1: uh Boston. So that's my only I like your Moses Malone.

1842
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:32,120
Speaker 1: Pick I drove. I took a bus from North Bergen,

1843
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:35,800
Speaker 1: New Jersey, to Port Authority all the way to Piscataway,

1844
01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:39,559
Speaker 1: New Jersey when the Nets played at Piscataway, to see

1845
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:45,519
Speaker 1: Moses Malone a Houston against the Nets. Listen, Shack, you're great.

1846
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:47,759
Speaker 1: I love you to death and all you other centers

1847
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:51,599
Speaker 1: that come along. But nobody was banging out twenty rebounds

1848
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,639
Speaker 1: and twenty points in those days. And he was six

1849
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:57,360
Speaker 1: and he was six ten. He was a fucking beast.

1850
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,240
Speaker 1: I just bumped into Doug Collins. Recently another to my

1851
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:04,280
Speaker 1: early idols, number twenty on the Sixers, Lloyd be Free

1852
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:07,760
Speaker 1: another bad fucking world. I knew him as Lloyd Free

1853
01:40:08,479 --> 01:40:10,960
Speaker 1: and uh, I still remember, like I had. I used

1854
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:14,200
Speaker 1: to snark coke with Darryl Dawkins when Darryl Dawkins was

1855
01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:16,760
Speaker 1: a net. Me and the ball boy we used to

1856
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:19,479
Speaker 1: go to Daryl Dawkins house and he was so tall

1857
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:22,400
Speaker 1: that he'd snark coke off the refrigerator. Are you fucking

1858
01:40:22,479 --> 01:40:27,200
Speaker 1: serious this is? And then we talked about it on

1859
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,640
Speaker 1: the part that's good and a buddy of mine got

1860
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,559
Speaker 1: a hold of Darryl Dawkins and he goes, I still

1861
01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:35,800
Speaker 1: remember Coco, and then he died a couple of weeks.

1862
01:40:36,520 --> 01:40:39,760
Speaker 1: Fucking good because the ball boy from the Nets was

1863
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:42,360
Speaker 1: from my hometown. And at night he would sell the

1864
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:45,160
Speaker 1: sneakers because what people don't know is every night basketball

1865
01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:48,120
Speaker 1: players changed the sneakers. They get a new pair every night,

1866
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:50,720
Speaker 1: so he would sell the size fifteens. This is way

1867
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:54,559
Speaker 1: before the internet, way before eBay. So the other thing

1868
01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:57,559
Speaker 1: he did was sell coke to some of the players,

1869
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:59,080
Speaker 1: and one of the coke he sold one of the

1870
01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:02,559
Speaker 1: players was Daryl that's crazy. He had a Rose Royce

1871
01:41:03,120 --> 01:41:07,040
Speaker 1: with a fourteen carrot gold dashboard. At the height of

1872
01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:11,439
Speaker 1: his career, he was the sweetest guy in the world.

1873
01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:16,880
Speaker 1: And then my buddies with the giants up with eight seven.

1874
01:41:17,240 --> 01:41:20,960
Speaker 1: It was an Irish ball and it was filled giants

1875
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:24,360
Speaker 1: at night. Lennon montstro all those guys, remember Mr Sharpe's

1876
01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:28,360
Speaker 1: walked down when wanted after church, he saw nineteen black

1877
01:41:28,439 --> 01:41:30,880
Speaker 1: guys in his barn. He called Tommy Sharpe's over. He goes,

1878
01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:34,840
Speaker 1: come in, what's this? He goes the giants, He goes, Giantschmans.

1879
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:39,839
Speaker 1: Get these niggas out of my ball. That's crazy. That's crazy,

1880
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:45,920
Speaker 1: and that's Jersey ship. Joey Coco Diaz. Listen, the next

1881
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:47,800
Speaker 1: time I see you, I'm coming on your pocket. We'll

1882
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:49,360
Speaker 1: take a couple of weeks. We'll give it some time.

1883
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,240
Speaker 1: And I can't do what you were doing with the

1884
01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:53,519
Speaker 1: fucking rapper Danny Brown and all that ship. I'm ah,

1885
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:56,960
Speaker 1: I'll get whacky. I'll get whacky. No, no, we won't

1886
01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:58,760
Speaker 1: take you to the murky, but not to whacky. I

1887
01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:00,400
Speaker 1: might have to. I might have to uber out there.

1888
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm done with the Edibles and I will be you

1889
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:04,439
Speaker 1: back I got my own personal little but drive. He's Armenian.

1890
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:07,120
Speaker 1: You call him up, he comes over and he presses

1891
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:09,439
Speaker 1: in the address for you. You know what I'm saying, Coco,

1892
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:11,760
Speaker 1: you don't have an Armenian as a friend. You have nothing,

1893
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:16,280
Speaker 1: especially in l a Es Joey Diaz, Joey Coco Diaz,

1894
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:20,439
Speaker 1: I am Rapports Stereo Podcast. Thank you too, little brother.

1895
01:42:24,360 --> 01:42:26,720
Speaker 1: I told you it was good. You guys wanted it.

1896
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:29,360
Speaker 1: We gave it to you. I want to thank my man,

1897
01:42:29,479 --> 01:42:32,439
Speaker 1: Joey Diaz, Coco, thank you for rock on me on

1898
01:42:32,479 --> 01:42:35,160
Speaker 1: the I am wrapp Reports Stereo Podcast. I cannot wait

1899
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:39,559
Speaker 1: to come through and do the church of what's happening now.

1900
01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:42,280
Speaker 1: I think me, you and Nick Deturrow need to do

1901
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:45,680
Speaker 1: it together. I appreciate you rocking with me. I am

1902
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:50,479
Speaker 1: Rapports Stereo Podcast the Jake La Matta of podcasting. We

1903
01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:54,400
Speaker 1: never go down, we won't stop. I am Rapports Stereo

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01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:56,920
Speaker 1: Podcast Anywhere with the three time cost to the year.

1905
01:42:57,000 --> 01:43:00,160
Speaker 1: G Moody whose last name rhymes with duty mom us

1906
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:03,160
Speaker 1: Jordan's take us out. We don't need any more words.

1907
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 1: Take us out of here with something real, nice, something real, proper.

1908
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:09,000
Speaker 1: One of those mood be done.