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Speaker 2: So these radio buildings a lot of inside baseball here.

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Speaker 2: You guys aren't gonna understand. In your trucks, we understand that.

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Speaker 1: But the I do believe the farmers they will understand it.

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Speaker 2: And some of them have air conditioning in their cabs. Also,

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Speaker 1: I would imagine nah mower's a lot louder and they

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Speaker 2: Now, dude, my damn lawnmower guy, I mean rich rich here, sorry,

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Speaker 2: low key flex he charged in this economy forty dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's nothing, but dude, he only takes cash and I'm

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Speaker 2: never there, So Bezer has to give them the money.

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Speaker 2: And they don't speak the same language. He speaks Spanish,

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Speaker 2: he speaks English. She never knows which guy to go

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Speaker 2: there's been time. She'll go to give it to one

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Speaker 1: So she won't handle the money.

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Speaker 2: And so then now her new thing is she just

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Speaker 2: You're just throwing one hundred dollars in the cab of

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Speaker 1: You're hoping that he gives you credit for that one

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Speaker 1: want to hand it to him so you know that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: look me in the eyes. We we are paying you,

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Speaker 1: not just some that's not money from your last job.

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Speaker 2: This is our money, which is what I explained to her.

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Speaker 2: I said, okay, well once you do that, then I

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Speaker 2: text the guy and I say, hey, money is here.

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Speaker 2: We placed it there cab of pickup, underneath break pedal.

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Speaker 2: And then when other times I leave it to him

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Speaker 2: for the love of God, bro get venmo fuck bleep it.

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Speaker 2: He won't get Venmo. He won't get Zell, he won't

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Speaker 2: get a wire transfer, can't give him a check cash.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many ATM runs I made again,

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Speaker 2: rich people problems, low key flex forty dollars to get

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Speaker 1: Good god, get Venmo. Dude, I had salt. I got

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Speaker 1: some tall trees. Tall trees. I can't get up there,

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Speaker 1: rich people problem. No, no, I can't get out there. Broken

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Speaker 1: back form, you have broken back to not trying to

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Speaker 1: fall out of a tree problem. So I pay some dude.

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Speaker 1: Well no, I didn't even pay some dude. I hired

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Speaker 1: a dude from jack Rather to come and trim the tree.

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Speaker 2: Hey are you from jack Hole the website?

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Speaker 1: Because I needed the trees trimmed. I was like, hey man,

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Speaker 1: we got to get these trees trim. I'm scared. I

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Speaker 2: Here, hand me that hands you what your man card?

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Speaker 1: Oh damn it, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Be taking that. Hey that was really funny. Good. I

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Speaker 2: swear I was looking at what's he talking about? No,

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Speaker 2: it's gone, man, it's out of there anyway.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, I was like, yeah, if you could

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Speaker 1: I'll pay you. He's like, and he responds, my wife

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Speaker 1: will do. I'm like, all right, So the wife emails

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Speaker 1: me know when you receive and I'm okay. Cool. Week

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: They just never email me.

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Speaker 2: They go by a man's word.

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Speaker 1: Well, a man's word. I can't pay you unless you

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Speaker 2: Right. They trust that you're eventually going to pay him

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Speaker 2: A man's word, a man's handshake is they don't need

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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here going I got free tree service.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, but they're maybe waiting for you to get

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Speaker 1: So you're thinking like, oh, they're just good. I guess

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll get around to it whenever you want to

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Speaker 2: Well, you're not realizing, dude, it's clients for life. My

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Speaker 2: guy gave us a quote for landscaping, told us four

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Speaker 2: Talk about it next year. That's what I'm saying. They

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Speaker 1: That light bulb They come home and the light bills

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Speaker 1: we forgot to invoice that guy.

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Speaker 2: Man all that to say, it's cold in this room.

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Speaker 2: The air conditions gets very very low.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my hands are so damn cold.

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Speaker 2: That's the worst. If you keep it at the house

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if I should talk about

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I was talking about it. But

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Speaker 2: I got a text It said I didn't officially file

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Speaker 2: who you can be talking about. Man, we break news here, dude.

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Speaker 2: Man? Yeah? Man, what were you saying? You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, okay, maybe I should.

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Speaker 2: Let's intro the show.

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Speaker 1: It's really funny what happened, But it's also like, oh

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Speaker 2: What the I mean if that sounds like emotions that

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Speaker 2: it all right, We're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Do it live.

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Speaker 2: We oh the one, two three? So losers loss? What up?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: Genius, y'all. It says that I'm from the north. I'm

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Speaker 2: an alpha male. I love on the north side of

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Speaker 2: Nashville with bays Er, my wife, she was a Broadway girl.

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Speaker 2: Took her or to her hometown in the vicinity of it,

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Speaker 2: A lot of farmers out there get about one hundred

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Speaker 2: come and they want to purchase, and they say, go

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Speaker 2: tell him, all right, man, moving back.

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Speaker 1: To the city, you got yourself a deal man, put

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Speaker 1: her partner, Shake, shake, yeah, Pat, Pat, pay.

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Speaker 2: Me when you get around to it, man, don't worry

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Speaker 2: about it. I was like, yeah, man, where's your property

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Speaker 2: stretch from? He goes, over yonder, over yonder, he said.

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Speaker 2: All the time people offer me money from my land.

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Speaker 2: He goes, if I wanted it to develop it, I

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Speaker 2: they're all developers themselves. All these country boys have an

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Speaker 2: abaco a forklift, dozer. That's all you need to build stuff. Excavator, yes,

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Speaker 2: And so they all get in a basement They're like,

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Speaker 2: do you not look in my I have every piece

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Speaker 1: Man. We went to the pool the other day, community community,

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Speaker 1: they're sitting there watching TV. God, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to join you in laughing, but I don't

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Speaker 1: They're all watching TV. And I walk in the living

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Speaker 1: Is discovering that he has a penis. Okay, it's like

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we can't talk about that. And I like, what, like,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do. The truckers won't

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Speaker 2: to explain him. The birds and the bees man never

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Speaker 1: But at five years old, do you just choose to

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Speaker 1: ignore it? Do you say, hey, man, if you're gonna

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Speaker 2: If you're a dad that's gonna talk about crap, then yes,

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Speaker 2: you maybe do dude. Don't think my dad talked about anything.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know how to shave, I didn't know bones

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Speaker 2: He was very present. We just didn't talk about any

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Speaker 2: to dres Dude, the first dance I ever went to.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know what to wear. I digress. I

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Speaker 2: mean my dad was there. We didn't talk about anything.

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Speaker 2: I tell dude, I remember one time I was in

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Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. I was in in eighth grade

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Speaker 2: Well they're gonna that's yeah. You never know it sucks, dude,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe what did you do?

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Speaker 2: You you you can know better about those parties.

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Speaker 2: Man, we're gonna go to the family pool. You can

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Speaker 2: I don't. There's not a lot of guys. Every used

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Speaker 1: No, I've right out by you. I see tractors all

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Speaker 2: That's why it's a different world out there. Those guys

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Speaker 2: And you got two tracks where they take the four

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Speaker 2: they're too busy. They tell yeah, you're right. Just tell

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Speaker 1: I mean people still go out and you know, they

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Speaker 1: I don't think they're not those arc type. I don't

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Speaker 2: Dude, lake life is pretty dope. I haven't done it

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Speaker 2: photo shoot. Yeah, Tom Forge Lake or something. Look it up.

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Speaker 2: Alan Jackson's got a house on it. I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 2: being there for about a week. We're there for twelve hours. Dude,

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Speaker 2: that place was sick. We did have dope boats and

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Speaker 2: It's just a totally different vibe. I don't think anybody's

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Speaker 1: But I thought it was funny because she posted on

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Speaker 2: That is the best time man on CMA Fest. Phones

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Speaker 2: Nobody had Wi Fi, no text were sending. It was

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Speaker 2: in their pocket, eyes were out, mouth was open taking shots.

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Speaker 2: If mouth was open, it either got a shot or

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Speaker 1: Okay, Arnold enough, Arnold, shut up.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, dude, that's the time because everybody's actually having conversations.

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Speaker 1: Good and we're gonna take a break and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: NBA Finals. I told you it was over. After Game

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Speaker 1: one has been Game three, it's still over. We'll be

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Speaker 1: right back. I tell you that Luka Doncic is an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I have opinions.

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Speaker 1: Luca is so stupid, like he's a superstar. He's amazing,

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Speaker 1: he's fun to watch. But the jabbering at the ref.

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Speaker 1: He causes his team so many points because he doesn't

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Speaker 1: get back. He shoots a shot and instead of running

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Speaker 1: back on defense, man, man, why didn't you come found?

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Speaker 1: Why are you going found? That guy got me on

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Speaker 1: the arm, and then they get a wide open shot

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Speaker 1: because guess what they're playing four on five for V

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Speaker 1: five for V five. I mean, I'm not upset that

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Speaker 1: I had. I mean, let's say that I thought Dallas

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Speaker 1: was gonna be rock No, no, no, no, let.

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Speaker 2: Me let me tell you what I hat.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you what I have. I thought

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Speaker 2: You were right, dude, I told you his ass was

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Speaker 2: to be there. And this is what he sent us.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if he went to the game.

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Speaker 1: What did he sends you? He sends me this, Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's outside the arena.

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Speaker 2: Then he goes but no detail. He goes, best, I got, uh,

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Speaker 2: it's hotter than fuck here, I believe that. So so

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Speaker 2: that is like your hundredth f ball already, but you're

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Speaker 2: at the game. The details we get was a picture

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Speaker 2: from outside and it's hotter than f So maybe, so

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Speaker 2: what about Luca don Chicchen person? What was that?

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Speaker 1: Like, Billy, maybe he didn't go in the arena and

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Speaker 1: he just watched it on that screen on the outside.

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Speaker 1: Because if he traveled from Austin to Dallas to watch

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Speaker 1: it on that screen, he's an idiot.

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Speaker 2: But he doesn't give us details. Everybody's right now flying

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Speaker 2: by the seat of their pants, trying to do ten

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Speaker 2: things at one time. But but Billy, like, how was

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Speaker 2: the game? How is Luca not it's hotter than f.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, could you hear Luca crying the whole game? Or

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Speaker 1: you know, were you sitting too far up? Because it

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Speaker 1: is so annoying to watch. But anyway, we were spot on.

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Speaker 1: The Mavericks came out, they were hot, the place was rocking.

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Speaker 1: I took the Mavericks minus one and a half first quarter,

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Speaker 2: They got it.

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Speaker 1: They were blowing them out, Oh you.

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Speaker 2: Missed my play five rights right, because I was following

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Speaker 2: Tatum and Jaylen Brown. They were blowing them out twenty

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Speaker 2: two to nine at one point.

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Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, here they come, Here

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Speaker 1: come the Celtics, and the Celtics come down down by

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Speaker 1: three with twenty nine seconds left. They shoot it Tatums

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Speaker 1: He dribbles up the court and he stands at the

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Speaker 1: top of the key, dribbling outside the three point line.

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Speaker 2: Dribbling. What with this dribbling?

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Speaker 1: Dribbling doesn't make one pass.

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Speaker 2: Perfect you want the clock to run out.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't make one move to try to get by. Tatum

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Speaker 1: literally just stands there dribbling the ball.

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Speaker 2: Woo woo woo euro ball.

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Speaker 1: And then with three seconds left on the shot clock,

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Speaker 1: but he steps a step farther, brick off the rim.

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Speaker 1: He falls down, doesn't even run back on defense. Celtics

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Speaker 1: get the rebound. Guess what Jason Tatum did after he

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Speaker 1: attempted to blood the shot. He ran down the court.

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Speaker 1: He's standing underneath the rim by himself. Why, because Luca's

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Speaker 1: on the floor looking at the rev going huh, really, really,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna call foul.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna call a foul. Come on, you're not

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Speaker 1: They throw the ball down the court, Tatum dunks it.

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Speaker 1: They're down by one with one second ago.

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Speaker 2: I lose the bet. That one hurts. How did you

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Speaker 2: get to bet after that one? A point five is

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Speaker 2: when you know you're cold and you just gotta stop.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I was just so pissed because Luca all

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Speaker 1: because there was a couple of fouls, like the guy's

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Speaker 1: was frustrated with the rest, so he would commit a

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Speaker 1: stupid foul which came back in the fourth quarter. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you already have four fouls and you commit two more fouls,

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Speaker 1: you're out of here, Bud.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a terrible analogy, but when you're losing in Vegas analogy.

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Speaker 2: Please give me a minute, give me the moment you're

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Speaker 2: playing craps, you're like, screw it, another five, I just

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Speaker 2: trip are what make you either positive or negative. And

433
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,560
Speaker 2: if Luca would just back up, if you just back

434
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 2: up from the craps table, take a moment, which Lucas

435
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 2: should have done instead of being all frustrated, and just

436
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,880
Speaker 2: that ends up adding up, which is the final score

437
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,920
Speaker 2: of the game and all your final score of money.

438
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. And Tatum, he usually cries to the refs

439
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 1: a lot, but he hasn't cried at all in the

440
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,159
Speaker 1: NBA finals. I have not seen him bitching at the

441
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,240
Speaker 1: refs like he usually does. Luca got away from it

442
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,880
Speaker 1: a little bit in the Western Conference finals ish, but man,

443
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,160
Speaker 1: in the finals, that's all he's doing. There was one

444
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,679
Speaker 1: time he fell out of bounds. Instead of getting up

445
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 1: and running back, he sat there and jogged with the

446
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 1: ref came down Derek White or Drew Holliday, don't remember which.

447
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,399
Speaker 1: One Wide open three because guess who's supposed to be

448
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 1: guarding him. Luca for being a superstar. The dude is

449
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 1: an idiot.

450
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Baseball, you can get away with yelling where it's

451
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 2: not gonna affect you. Football is not gonna affect you. Basketball, dude,

452
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 2: it's such a split second game. You don't have time

453
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 2: really to argue.

454
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 1: He wastes more energy yelling at the refs than he

455
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,680
Speaker 1: does getting back on defense. And I don't even care.

456
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm not a Mavericks fan. I like I said,

457
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,199
Speaker 1: I love watching him play because he's so good. But

458
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 1: it drives me nuts, the complaining to the ref and

459
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 1: it's like you are costing your team over and over

460
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 1: and over and over again.

461
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 2: We got screwed not seeing Nuggets Boston and Boston breathed

462
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 2: the sigh of relief when the Nuggets got.

463
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: And I mean, the Celtics are just so they're just

464
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 1: so good.

465
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 2: How did it come back on the road down twenty

466
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,119
Speaker 2: two to nine and they almost did it by the

467
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 2: end of the first quarter.

468
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because they're so good. They're just so deep.

469
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 1: They can go to their bench and guys on their

470
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 1: bench can score, create things, play great ball. The Mavericks bench,

471
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: they go to the bench and it's just like, man,

472
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of crap. It's dog crap. And then

473
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 1: Derek Jones Junior, who's been dynamite all playoffs, flying around.

474
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he played. I don't know

475
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: if he played the other night. I didn't see him

476
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 1: do anything.

477
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 2: I told you you want to done contest. He hasn't

478
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 2: done anything in three years. Guys, Look at there's this

479
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: video of Luca from the Bubble twenty twenty. Oh yeah,

480
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: where he's quick, he's fast, he's almost unrecognizable. Bro has

481
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 2: lost a step. He still has the step back, but.

482
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: Oh he has a step in rug he has a

483
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: step back three where he's not gonna run back on d. Literally,

484
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: he's at the top of the key. If you're gonna

485
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: shoot that shot, you gotta be back pulling, pedaling to get.

486
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 2: On d Would you say that you were funnier in

487
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: twenty twenty, I mean, I know we're all going through

488
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 2: it in the pandemic and maybe your jokes didn't hit

489
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: as much. Where did you think you were funnier in

490
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: twenty twenty?

491
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: No, probably funnier now.

492
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 2: Okay, so your time. I've improved my game, dude. Luca

493
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 2: in twenty two he was quick. You should have saw

494
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 2: him getting his own rebounds. There's a clip going all

495
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: over the internet. Just search Internet Luca Bubble. I mean,

496
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 2: still the number seventy seven flying, not even talking about

497
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: his weight, just saying how agile.

498
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: He he looks a little heavier now, not saying.

499
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 2: That man, it's okay. I don't comment on people's way,

500
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 2: you can't, but I'm saying he was sit The little

501
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 2: step back was quicker, the step in the euro It

502
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 2: was crazy seeing him go back for his own rebound.

503
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 2: He doesn't even do that anymore.

504
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: And I know he's battling through injuries. I get it,

505
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: but guess what, that's part of it. He's hurt, okay,

506
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: but quit bitching to the refs. It is so annoying.

507
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: And then he just and he laughs that bad and

508
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: he just points the ref. Really, you're gonna call that?

509
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna call that, like, come on, and he points

510
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: and he does his arms like this every time, and he.

511
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 2: I know, we got hockey. We're balls deep in that. No,

512
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 2: we don't give a crop. But my question is this, yo,

513
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 2: we dude, we love the hockey man around here. Where

514
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 2: is that thing? Yeah? Talk, do the MAVs squeeze one

515
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 2: out or is this a sweep in the NBA Finals.

516
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you've got to say the MAVs win.

517
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 1: No, they're not gonna win one.

518
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 2: Celtics roll.

519
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: Celtics are gonna win tonight. It's gonna be a four

520
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: to h sweep. Because here's the thing. The Mavericks put

521
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: all their juices into that first quarter on Wednesday night.

522
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 2: That was there.

523
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 1: If they can hold a lead, and that's great. They

524
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: held their first quarter is good. Their second unit can't

525
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: hang with the Celtics. If the Celtics don't get complacent,

526
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: there is no chance the Mavericks gonna win. The Celtics

527
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: are just too deep. They are good at every position.

528
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,959
Speaker 1: The Mavericks have Luca Kyrie and some random dudes. The

529
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: Celtics have Tatum Brown, Holiday White, Zingy. No, Zinge doesn't

530
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:50,959
Speaker 1: play anymore.

531
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 2: Nobody's on the team.

532
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: He is on the team support. They have depth, and

533
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: they have Horford. They have just people that can play

534
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: at every position. Guys off their can score ten points.

535
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: It's that Pritchard kid. I saw Hayden Pritchard from the

536
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: University of Oregon.

537
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 2: Nine up in the first early I mean.

538
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 1: It it's just the depth just wears on you. The

539
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: Mavericks don't have enough firepower. When Luca goes to the bench,

540
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: they're dead. It's Kyrie and a bunch of scrubs.

541
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:22,479
Speaker 2: I mean these finals they suck, right, No, I bro,

542
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 2: if you get started getting some six seven game series,

543
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: that's where at the bars you can feel. It was

544
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: the game on during CMA Fest. Now that was hockey.

545
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 2: So yeah, I didn't get to experience it was obviously

546
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 2: nobody's talking sports. No.

547
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: No, the first game was on. The game one was

548
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: on that Thursday night CMA Fest, And I'm telling you

549
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: backstage at the Big at Nissan, not one person said, hey, man,

550
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: you guys know the score of the Mavericks Celtics game.

551
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: Not one person was interested.

552
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 2: Usually that people are asking, there's a buzz. You're at

553
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 2: an Italian restaurant. You know, the guy's putting up a

554
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: little mini screen so that people can watch the game.

555
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: The problem is that there was seven days off in

556
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: between the series. Interesting it, Yeah, Hey, that's the mob

557
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: is in the back watching on different TV.

558
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 2: Hey there, why did they talk at Hey tell Frankie,

559
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: we gonna win the series. We put four to zero

560
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: on Boston.

561
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: Hey, tale, Frankie, I want ten gs. Ten G's on

562
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: the Celtics first quarter plus one and a half. You

563
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: tell Luca to fault his ass down on that stupid ass.

564
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 2: Three. This isn't about the city, this is about family.

565
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: Celtics in four.

566
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 1: It's over. I mean tonight, it ends tonight. The Mavericks

567
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: they can come out as hot as they want. They

568
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: can get up by fifteen and guess what the Celtics

569
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: will do. They'll just chip away, chip away because they're

570
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: just better, They're deeper. It's over. Luca, you're a little bitch, Yeah,

571
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: a little bit. You complain too much. You've got to

572
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: stop complaining.

573
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: I know you guys in your trucks right now. You

574
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 2: guys don't give a flying shit. But the MVP race

575
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 2: for the finals.

576
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: Oh, it's over.

577
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: It's Jalen Brown.

578
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: If he doesn't win, is he the favorite yet?

579
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 2: Hold on? So is Jalen Brown and Tatum were even money?

580
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 2: Let's say they're very close going into that game. In

581
00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:00,160
Speaker 2: the third quarter, Tatum was the runaway favorite and jan

582
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: Brown was plus three hundred. By the end of the game,

583
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: it flipped and Jalen Brown is now minus three hundred

584
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 2: and Tatum is plus two hundred. Okay, so Jalen Brown

585
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: is your overwhelming favorite win the NBA Finals, MVP, and guys,

586
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 2: I tell you about futures betting. For the longest time,

587
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 2: he was nine to one, though almost the entire NBA

588
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: Playoffs he was nine to one.

589
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: That's a bad move. Should have hit that early because

590
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: he he looks like the best player.

591
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: On the floor, because he's doing those Jordan dunks.

592
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh, he's dunking over people, blocking shots. He's locking down on.

593
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 2: Your head, and he is too tall.

594
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: He's dialed in. What does that mean when they too tall? Yeah, no,

595
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: it's saying he's too short to guard me.

596
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 2: But when you tap your head, that means that's it.

597
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: No, that's saying midget. You're a midget.

598
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 2: No, when you tap your head, that's I just hit

599
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 2: you on the head. Okay, that's what it is.

600
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: It says you're a midget, like you're not tall enough,

601
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: like get someone bigger, like ah.

602
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 2: But I thought that's when the kids, the millennia, like

603
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 2: my nephew, when they do that, that's too small.

604
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: Now they used to do that.

605
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: Now they do the head.

606
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: The head means you're too small, yes, okay, like you're

607
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: not big enough.

608
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 2: Man like dude, I'm gonna start doing that in traffic,

609
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: freaking getting in traffic fights because you can't do the

610
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 2: too small but you just tap your head. Hey, oh,

611
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: I like that. My vehicle's bigger than yours. Hey yeah,

612
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: get off me. I like that.

613
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: Hey. But yeah, we're expecting a seven game series. I

614
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: will not watch the games tonight if they if it

615
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: goes another game, let me know. If it goes three

616
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: to two, then I'll watch again. But I'm out on

617
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: the NBA Finals, the Celtics or the Champs. It's amazing,

618
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: I really do hope.

619
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 2: I know you're I know you're randomly not into the

620
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: Stanley Cup Finals. Yeah, it's already two nothing, but hold on,

621
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 2: it's called sports. You get two games in one stadium,

622
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: two in the other. I this game's already happened. I

623
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: think Oilers make it close, and let's get two two

624
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: and then we have an awesome Stanley Cup Finals.

625
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: But what are the finals? What were the scores of

626
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: the first two games?

627
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: Blowouts? But hasn't matter. Oilers win one. We've got ourselves

628
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,479
Speaker 2: a series and at a two playoff games that's supposed

629
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: to be structured to narrow down to the two best

630
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 2: hockey teams and the two best NBA teams. It's it's

631
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,239
Speaker 2: been terrible, I know.

632
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: And what they say is the series hasn't begun until

633
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: someone has lost at home. So you're right now, let's

634
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: take a break.

635
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 2: I gotta now. It's hot in here all of a sudden, I.

636
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: Know it's not as cold as I thought it was.

637
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: I got a PSA for parents out there. I got

638
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: a PSA. Can you watch your own damn kids preach?

639
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: Can you please give your kids some attention? Can you

640
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: please tell your kids to quit squirting me and splashing

641
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,479
Speaker 1: me and throwing water balloons at me. Why I'm sitting

642
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: on the edge of the damn pool.

643
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm texting Sarah, my friend from college.

644
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: I know Mollie and Amanda want to sit at the

645
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: table and just gossip about life and catch up. But hey,

646
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: see your kids over here. They're annoying as.

647
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: Sandy from work just sent me this hilarious meme. Oh

648
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: I want to hear that story.

649
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: Tell me, Oh yeah, hey Jack, yeah Jack, Okay, Yeah,

650
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: you're okay, okay, good. No, he's not okay. He just

651
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: hit me with the water bloon in the face three

652
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: damn times.

653
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 2: Lady, they're not focusing because if they're in a conversation,

654
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: that's taking diverting some of their attention. Then you got

655
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: the cell phone at part of it where the husband's

656
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 2: saying his dinner made. Hey, honey, I didn't get that

657
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: bonus like I told you, And then she's talking to

658
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 2: the lady at the you know you got your hoa.

659
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: So they have similar h ways. Can you believe they

660
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 2: find us for having a red car yet Marks drives

661
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: a Camaro?

662
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: Now yeah?

663
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh John, oh Shitney drowned. That was a little dramatic.

664
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 2: Let's not have kids drowning. You guys got they've got

665
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: to wear the armbands, right, uh, they well.

666
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: They wear the floaties. Yes, but this is in the bait.

667
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: They have a like a shallow part and I'm sitting

668
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: on the edge and my kids are splashing me, throwing,

669
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, like no, and I'm fine with that.

670
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: That's cool.

671
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: It's my kids, guess what. And like kids bring toys

672
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: and they have those little they're like one sh sh

673
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: like they can pull them back, yeah, and you shoot

674
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: it and people have all their toys and so my

675
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: kids pick it up and they're shooting me with it.

676
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: Zap sucker.

677
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: So then these other kids think they can just pick

678
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: up these toys and start shooting me with it. You're

679
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: talking about a port missile of water. Yeah, a water missile.

680
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: A water missile. That's exactly what it is. It's not

681
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: a water gun, but it's a water missile. So these

682
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: kids start, you know, doing it and like waiting.

683
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 2: You're under heavy fire. I mean you ate a bunker,

684
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: dude with the chairs. That's when you put up the towel.

685
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: The moms are watching, laughing, the hits off.

686
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: No, the mom's are like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, he's cool.

687
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there.

688
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a bad mom.

689
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: So it's my kids, and these other two kids come

690
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: over like, oh, this guy's getting shot, we can shoot

691
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: them too, And they start shooting me in the face

692
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 1: and they start shooting me. I'm like all right, all right,

693
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: all right, okay, all right, And I'm thinking the parents

694
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: are gonna the moms are gonna say something, but.

695
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: No, we got the Ukraine Gaza battle over here.

696
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: A man Don Sally over there, just still talking away,

697
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: just talking about life, catching up. They haven't seen each

698
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: other in a couple of weeks.

699
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: Oh Facebook, Oh, I now it X so funny Twitter.

700
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: Did you see Max? That'd make you hotter?

701
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see that billboard over there

702
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: on I forty? That was so funny.

703
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 2: It's Beyonce half an egg. Oh my god.

704
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: We have got to get tickets to the Beyonce show

705
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: at Nissan.

706
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: Jeremy was driving and he almost hit a light pole.

707
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: Yon Hangars were out, girl. I mean, I was like,

708
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: are you looking at Beyonce? And he was like no,

709
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, then, why did you almost

710
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: hit the pole? I caught him a red handed lion

711
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: to me, I caught him ejaculating the other day. What

712
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 2: the I thought moms always they'd get into and.

713
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: Said, yeah, I don't know if they went to there.

714
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if they went there.

715
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: So Johnny is cheating on me. Okay, the pool conversation

716
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 2: has turned.

717
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: Really, I'm so sorry. Do you need a class? Do

718
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: you need one of my beers or my white claws

719
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: that I have.

720
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: In my bag. All the while you're under fire from

721
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: the kids, I'm just taking a shot after shot after shot.

722
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm a wounded soldier and I'm just like I can't

723
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: even I'm like, okay, I can't even see. Then there's

724
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: like a ball and one of my kids wants to

725
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: play catch, my four year old, so I'm playing catch

726
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: with him. And then one of those kids like, hey, oh,

727
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: here's a shark. Bite bite bite, bite, bite bite. And

728
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, okay, like all right, I'm playing catch

729
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: bite bite bit. He has a little stuffed shark. And

730
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, ladies, get your damn kids, like, I'm not even.

731
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 2: Know the ladies. No, introduce yourself.

732
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: I don't know these kids. I don't know them. I'm

733
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: just trying to interact with my kids.

734
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: They take a foot to the face and I'm on you.

735
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I am not a babysit.

736
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 2: Hey are you in normal clothes? Of you in your

737
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 2: bathing sit? Oh?

738
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm in my suit?

739
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. What about the moms?

740
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: What are they in? They're in their suits? Everybody suited up. Yes,

741
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: people are suited up at the pools. And the wife there,

742
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: she's in her suitcase.

743
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 2: Why is she not tell the moms.

744
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how to tell these like, hey,

745
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: get your damn kids and get them away from me.

746
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 2: They probably just view you as the fun guy. But

747
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying you gotta then cut. They're trying

748
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: to just push their kids off on you. So they

749
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 2: have a weekend like they used to have in college.

750
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: One they think I'm the damn babysitter and I'm not

751
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,959
Speaker 1: even getting paid. They're like, oh, look we got this chuck.

752
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: He's gonna babysit our kids while we sit over here

753
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: and gab and gab a gab.

754
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: But you haven't said were their husbands. They ain't there, No,

755
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 2: see times. I mean that divorce rate is same as

756
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 2: it's always been.

757
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: No, they're they're just probably busy at work. I don't know.

758
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're slammed on a Saturday. No, they're at the

759
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: golf course and then in the nineteenth hole they're banging

760
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 2: their secretary.

761
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: Maybe so, I'm sorry, maybe so. Anyway, So then I'm

762
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: playing ketch with my kid and the damn kids are

763
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: with their sharka shark, shark shark. I'm like, okay, you

764
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: guys are annoying af And so then the kids like, oh,

765
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: you want to play ketch with my shark and I'm

766
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: like I can do that. No, No, I'm playing catch

767
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: with my kid right now and not right now. And

768
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: he goes Okay, throw it to me. And I'm like, dude,

769
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: you're the dad.

770
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: They never had it. This actually turns sad.

771
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, here here, here's your shark back. I

772
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: throw the bottom of my kid. Here, you wanna play

773
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: cash down?

774
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: And I'm like, they don't have a father figure, dude,

775
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: that's freaking lebron. Nobody played it with him. His mom

776
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: bought him a hoop and they said that was the

777
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: best return on investment ever. You need to play with

778
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: little Johnny. He doesn't have a dad at home. Mom

779
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 2: got the house in the divorce, and he goes home

780
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 2: to an empty mansion.

781
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: That might be it. And he's like, guess what I am.

782
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm the shark trainer. And I'm like, okay, cool kid,

783
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: give me the shark trainer. I don't give a damn

784
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: leave me alone.

785
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 2: Mom's probably all love you.

786
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: Well, no, they don't know. Moms don't talk to me.

787
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: They're just over there gabbing away. They don't say, hey,

788
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: thanks for watching my kid, thanks for you know, being

789
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: you know, the punching bag, the target for everything in

790
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: the freaking pool.

791
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 2: Dude. There's you being super dad and then playing with

792
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 2: these side kids and then Nick and Karen the other day,

793
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 2: I go, hey, man, what do you guys got You

794
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: got the one kid, right, and they go, no, we

795
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: have three. Oh. They post them on all Instagram all

796
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: the time. I had no idea that three kids. I go, oh, well,

797
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 2: the one boy, you always just post him, right, I mean, dude,

798
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: I didn't even know their family structure. I'm like, great,

799
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they have two boys. And that's

800
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 2: not good. That's terrible, that's kind of embarrassing.

801
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: I am just and so it goes on for like

802
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 1: an hour.

803
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 2: What do you have one kid?

804
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: So finally i'm my kids, let's go to the deep end.

805
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: Let's go to the deep end because they can't swim.

806
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: Those kids can't swim. They ain't got floaties on. Let's

807
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: get to the deep end. And my wife is like, man,

808
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: you were getting assaulted over there. I'm like, oh, hello, yes,

809
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: why didn't you step in? Why do you go tell

810
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: those women? Hey, put your damn white claws down, get

811
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: your knockers in the pool, get them a little wet

812
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: and get some slippery nipples and talk to your damn kids.

813
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 1: Do your kids is at schoolmates or they just all

814
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: these kids? I don't know Hodgepodge, right, these are Hodgepodge.

815
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

816
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 2: They're private school.

817
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: And I just was like, god, man, can you like,

818
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: why is it my responsibility? What about me? Says hey,

819
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: I want your kid shoot water missiles into my face

820
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: over and over and over again.

821
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm now remembering it all. I think that's why

822
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 2: half the parents brought their kids to church. It's free babysitting.

823
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: That's why they took them to church.

824
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: Why they took them to the pool. They had their

825
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: trust me. I guarantee you they both had Stanley's and

826
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: both they had white claws, and both the white claws

827
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: had mimosas in them. Whatever that meant. I don't know

828
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: what that means. It doesn't But then they had a

829
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: side sipper that was straight mimosa juice.

830
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: So I'm asking people out their parents, like, when you

831
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: take your kids the pool, pay attention to your own

832
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: damn kids. I'm not there to sit there and be

833
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: the a freaking assaulted person. I am not a punching bag.

834
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: I am there to hang out, relax, watch my kids

835
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: play in the pool, and if my kids want to

836
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: scort me with a water missile or throw a ball

837
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: at me or whatever they want to do. Want to

838
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: bite me with a shark? Cool, but I don't want

839
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: to play catch with your kid and his shark. Why

840
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: are we playing catch with a shark? At least get

841
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: a damn ball.

842
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: Yet, Billy always says he got established domin and you

843
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 2: did not establish dominance.

844
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: No, because I don't know these kids. I don't know

845
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: how to talk to these kids. I don't know what

846
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: kind of structure they have, Like, can you tell these kids?

847
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 2: No, I can tell you right now. Those kids I

848
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 2: got a night nurse. They're spoon fed with a silver spoon.

849
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: So it was just like wow, man, Like I had

850
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: them all around me. It was like freaking sharks seeing

851
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: their prey and they just kept going and going.

852
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 2: All the milfies heard that.

853
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: But then I want to know one other question, and

854
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you ask you right out the break. Do

855
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: people really have that hard of lives or do they

856
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: like to appear like they have a rough life, that

857
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: they have a lot going on?

858
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: Who are you talking about the homeless?

859
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: No, they I think have a rough life because it's

860
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: not easy out there on the streets.

861
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times.

862
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 2: The homeless didn't make one bad decision. They made hundreds

863
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 2: of bad decisions.

864
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: It could be one bad decision.

865
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: Hard to believe, but I've been there. I've been homeless.

866
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is there's a way out. You

867
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: can you too, can talk on the golden microphone. That

868
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 2: one guy right.

869
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: Around, Yeah, but then he didn't he go back to

870
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 1: the golden voice. What happened to hilden point?

871
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: Golden voice went back to the golden will, Golden voice,

872
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 2: back to the golden gate. I don't know, man, Oh,

873
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: say what your question is? So right? It's rhetorical.

874
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: No, I did at the pool see a dad uh

875
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 1: that his daughter goes to daycare with the kids.

876
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 2: See, I knew it was gonna be you guys cross paths.

877
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: This was a cross path, right.

878
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. You got to say to pops,

879
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 2: I'm watching the kids. You're picking them up a daycare

880
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 2: on Monday. But also you got a good work life balancer.

881
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: Well I see him, and I got my feet dangling

882
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: over the pool. You know what I mean? He walks

883
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: by my Hey, man.

884
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: What's going?

885
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: How's it going?

886
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 2: Hey? Sam?

887
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: I don't know his name is the problem. I've talked

888
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: to him a couple of times at the school, but

889
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: never really got his name. Probably he's probably introduced himself,

890
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: but I just don't remember because it's few and far

891
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: between when I see him, Like it goes months and

892
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: then I don't see him, and it's like, hey, man,

893
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: how you man?

894
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: All right? Good?

895
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: So he's sitting there, Hey, how you man?

896
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 2: Am I?

897
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 1: Man? I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out,

898
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: hung up, dry, road hard, he goes, but it'll be

899
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: worse tomorrow, and I the outlook man, So I'm like,

900
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,479
Speaker 1: does this.

901
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: Dude really have it that hard?

902
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: Or is it you have to say that so everybody

903
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: looks at you, like, yeah, man, I work hard. I'm

904
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: really I'm really putting in the work or you know

905
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: what I mean. Do people want you to think that

906
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: they you're working really hard? I don't know if that's

907
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: a true statement. Does he really feel like he's been

908
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: chewed up and spit out? But tomorrow's gonna be even worse.

909
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 2: Like I try to wear my feelings on my sleeve.

910
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 2: So if I'm around my friends and I tell him, hey,

911
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely exhausted. We got house this week, or I'll

912
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: tell Beazer, hey, I'm starting to see ghosts. We worked

913
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 2: sixteen hours today. Just FYI, I'd probably am not safe

914
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 2: on the road. I mean, if you're super tired, it's

915
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 2: actually comparable to being drunk. So and I've told Beza

916
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: that I can't run this errand because I'm a hazard

917
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 2: of the road. But so I'll say that for that guy.

918
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 2: You just say that on a random Saturday Sunday. Maybe

919
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: he's trying to just flex.

920
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: How hard No, that was on a Monday, Okay, I

921
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: mean it's all there.

922
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: Mean he had it at the office.

923
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: But then tomorrow's gonna be even worse, Like, man, what's

924
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: going on?

925
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: You don't meet your sales numbers, you don't meet the quota.

926
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: He just gets browbeat.

927
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, if he got browbeat today, they're gonna brow

928
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: beat him again the next day because he said it's

929
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: gonna be worse tomorrow.

930
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: Like, well, if you know him, is everything good?

931
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to approach that. I didn't know

932
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: what to be like everything okay at home? Man, Hey,

933
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: here's a five man like I didn't know how to

934
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: I just literally thought he's just saying that to say.

935
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: It but what is he do? You know what he does?

936
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: No idea. See that's why it's also weird for somebody

937
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 2: to say that when you don't know their careers. We

938
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: hang out with Ann and she goes, oh I'm exhausted.

939
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we know she works at the hospital. Must

940
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: have been a crazy shift. COVID. There's all these new protocols.

941
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 2: This that was back in Yeah, so if you know

942
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: their industry, you can kind of understand and relate for

943
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 2: him to just say that that was just him just flexing,

944
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 2: establishing dominance that he works hard hold on. It's also

945
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 2: him bless. It's also him getting sympathy for maybe being

946
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 2: a bad dad because he's not playing with the kid

947
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: and you're being superman.

948
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he he interacts with his daughter.

949
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 2: Is he hit?

950
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: I mean like no, no, no, no, the water hitting

951
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: the water splash time. No, he's just chilling talking to her,

952
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: watching her. Oh that's cool. Yeah, Oh I saw you

953
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: do that jump. That was a good jump. So he's interacting.

954
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: It's not like he's, you know, hold up in the

955
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: corner talking about Billy.

956
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: And oh bad reference. Sorry Billy, U just in bad names.

957
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: He's not talking about the people at the office. He's

958
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: sitting there, he's actually paying attention.

959
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 2: I because, I mean, after're about five minutes of pool

960
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: time with Boomer and he throws the football over my

961
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: head or pushes me in or wants me to jump in.

962
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 2: For the hundred time, me and him almost come to

963
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: blows every time, splashing me, getting my hair wet, throwing

964
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 2: me in, keeps throwing crap in front of the girls,

965
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 2: trying to lay by the pool. I'm just thinking back

966
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 2: that usually leads to fisticuffs with me and Boomer. So

967
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: I could see a dad getting mad at it. But

968
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 2: Dad's there playing Dad. Dad isn't overreacting his tiredness. Dad's

969
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 2: Dad's there, Dad's present. Okay, Dad's there. Yeah, Dad's there. Okay,

970
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: so he's playing, but he's tired as hell. Yeah.

971
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: And then I can't rely. I'm like, he's like, how

972
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: are you? And I'm good, man, Like you know what

973
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, I don't feel like I've been chewed

974
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: up and spit out.

975
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: That's quite the reference though. That's a good one, man.

976
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: I've been hung up dry and hung up hard. How

977
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: you being? What the bleep it? You hit it? You

978
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 2: hit him with hey?

979
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: Man?

980
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 2: We've been at the office. You gotta hit him. Wh

981
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: next time at the office, they're on the bone show man,

982
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 2: we've been road hard, hung up, wet. Yeah, how hard

983
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 2: the radio can be?

984
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: Man? How hard can radio be? You don't know what

985
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I might know what, man, I'll tell you

986
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: how hard my job is. I wasn't comparing. Yeah, you win, congratulations,

987
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: You'll get.

988
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 2: Into the pearly gates.

989
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: So I'm worried about the next time. I if I'm

990
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: going to see him again.

991
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 2: As you gotta ask him. You could be like, hey, man,

992
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 2: I thought last time I saw you got chewed up.

993
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: Hey, but at least they speak you out and they

994
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: didn't swallow you.

995
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 2: You hit him with his own reference.

996
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: Next time he's like, what are you talking? He's like, what,

997
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: I don't see any BikeE marks on you. What do

998
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: you mean I thought you got chewed up?

999
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: Man? Go to Or maybe it's just people's time to

1000
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 2: complain when they're not not at the office.

1001
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: They just it's just their go to.

1002
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 2: They're just they're just saying crap for somebody to hear it.

1003
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 2: Where you always try to have good person out, dude,

1004
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 2: some people don't give a rip they're like, hey, I'm tired, man,

1005
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: I got chewed up and spit up. He doesn't give

1006
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: a crap about having a conversation. He's just just telling

1007
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 2: you his exact feelings. You gotta respect that.

1008
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: It's pretty it was. It was interesting, but yeah, all right, man,

1009
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: Well did he work construction?

1010
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: I know he don't look he doesn't look like unless

1011
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: white collar. I don't know if it's in that area

1012
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: community pool. I mean, he's got to be a lawyer.

1013
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: He's on Church Street. Maybe he's on the label side

1014
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: of things. It was CMA Fast Week. He doesn't.

1015
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: I don't think he's in the label industry.

1016
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 2: I don't know nine of the city is You're right?

1017
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: Or he could be in healthcare because it's a lot

1018
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: of people in healthcare tons.

1019
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 2: So there you go.

1020
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: He always wears a visor, okay.

1021
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 2: I mean does he have a labrador and a jeep too?

1022
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like freaking all American, dude. Yeah, ray,

1023
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 2: he has an American flag. I haven't. I don't even

1024
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 2: know what he drives. Yeah, yeah, well, you need to

1025
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 2: keep an eye on him. I'd love to get a

1026
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: name to him, because that character, honestly could bring something

1027
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 2: to this show. Yeah, yeah, but you have no other

1028
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: That's the only conversation you had with the guy. The

1029
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: last memory was him saying, chewed hard and spit out wet.

1030
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: No, he said, I feel like I've been chewed up

1031
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: and spit out, But tomorrow is gonna be worse. I mean,

1032
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: that's the that's the when it worried me and he goes,

1033
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: but tomorrow is gonna be worse. I thought it was

1034
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: just done with the chewed up and spit out. It's like, oh,

1035
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: rough day at the office, you know. That's what I

1036
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: was thinking.

1037
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 2: How much worse can he get?

1038
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: Man? But it's gonna be worse tomorrow.

1039
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't go in.

1040
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: You get a little sick, man, I would take the

1041
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: day off. If it's gonna be worse tomorrow, just stay home.

1042
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: Dude, Why didn't you give him some advice? Hey, you

1043
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 2: can always not go in. That's a great lesson for

1044
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 2: the kids. Times get hard, Just stay at home. Hey,

1045
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 2: just don't even know anything. This bail man, he just

1046
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: take a bacake. You hit him with that. He just

1047
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 2: stares at you, like your efforts to this thing? What

1048
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 2: is this guy? Who is this guy? This guy? You're

1049
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 2: in your board straort, you got your like peace sign

1050
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 2: and your hang loose. You're like, dude, you can always

1051
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: just take the day off. Man.

1052
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, oh, you think that's an option?

1053
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 2: Man?

1054
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: Do you think that's an option?

1055
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 2: Really?

1056
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: I don't, God of life, you live.

1057
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: Got a wife, kids, five hundred thousand dollars mortgage.

1058
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta put a roof on their head, man,

1059
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: take the day off. Who is this guy?

1060
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: Hey, man, there's an easier way out there. Put it

1061
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,240
Speaker 2: all in the MAVs tonight.

1062
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why. Maybe he's a mass man.

1063
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: Oh god, they're not on the maps after the game,

1064
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: and then put it off laughing. Put on the damn oilers.

1065
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 2: Oh this already aired. They probably lost, probably lost. Put

1066
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 2: on the oilers. They're like plus four hundred Connor McDavid,

1067
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 2: who else? I don't know what you gotta think. Opposite

1068
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 2: of Vegas, Vegas wants every day on the ass to

1069
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: every dumb ass says Celtics win it all, the Panthers

1070
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 2: win it all. Be the guy that bets on the

1071
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: opposite side of it. You're one game away with the

1072
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 2: Oilers being a two to one series, and they got

1073
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: another game at Oilerville and it's two to two and

1074
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: we got a whole different ballgame.

1075
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, But I mean, the Panthers made it

1076
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: there last year, so I feel like they're pretty damn good.

1077
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: And Vegas had the Celtic Celtic Celtic Celtics. If we

1078
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: would have been thinking opposite, opposite, opposite, guess what we

1079
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: would have done. Lost and lost and lost and lost

1080
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: and lost.

1081
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 2: But the Celtics were bulldozing everybody.

1082
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, speaking of bull dozing, we're going to bulldoze

1083
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: as pod we out Hey, Happy Father's Day, man.

1084
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 2: Thanks man, twenty three kids in the freezer at Vanderbilt.

1085
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: I really thought you'd start the pod talking to me

1086
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: about Happy Father's Day. I'm doing a great job with

1087
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: my kids, but you didn't even mention it to all

1088
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: you sore losers' dads out there. Happy Father's Day.

1089
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: We talked about you being a father for thirty minutes,

1090
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 2: we did.

1091
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: I forgot, And I know some of you guys don't

1092
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: see your kids because you're a bad dad, but hey,

1093
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: that's okay too, Arnold call me daddy.

1094
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 2: Happy Father's Stay uns, daddy.

1095
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh Falcons got a forfeit of pick man.

1096
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, Falcons are gonna falcon.

1097
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: Got a fifth round pick and find two hundred and

1098
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars.

1099
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: For trying to get a forty year old dude.

1100
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: With a blown achilles.

1101
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 2: Dude, they blew it. Man, get a pet, Michael Pennix

1102
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: when you don't even need a quarterback. Got fine because

1103
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 2: you talked to cousins before you're supposed to and spend

1104
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 2: a bunch of money on cousins. When we saw the documentary,

1105
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 2: looks like you just chose by a campfire in Minnesota

1106
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 2: for nine months of the year.

1107
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: That is true. But and now he doesn't have a

1108
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: secret room in his house because he had to move.

1109
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 1: All right, man, hey us open. Did you take any money?

1110
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: Did you bet anybody? No?

1111
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: I usually wait today. And also we had to get paid.

1112
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh what if the yeah fourteenth comes in today? Oh man,

1113
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm talking great Morgan.

1114
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 2: It says there's no audio at the link you sent me,

1115
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 2: just a it rains at poor as we got chewed

1116
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 2: up and spit out wet. They're going at the office

1117
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: Man, But it's gonna be worse tomorrow.