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Speaker 3: It's when we got leftover sound clips from the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the the everybody works on the show busts their

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Speaker 2: Use it all. So let's use it now. What do

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Speaker 3: Sorry, cleaning sound of fridge. Who came up with that

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Speaker 3: God. I went to eat some yogurt last night and

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Speaker 1: When that goes, that goes fast, smell punches.

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Speaker 3: An are you happy?

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Speaker 2: Oh you are? Yes?

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Speaker 3: That's aren't you healthy? You eat yogurt instead of donuts?

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Speaker 4: It has all of your usual granola stuff sands, the

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Speaker 3: I'm fighting the urge to eat donuts on the way

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like buying a bottle of vodka to

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Speaker 2: But whatever.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, let's get to clean out sound fridge.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to set up thirteen the John Stuart thing?

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Speaker 3: So he did a long, like fifteen minute rant about

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Speaker 5: And as AI gets better and better, it's only going

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Speaker 2: This has the potential to make life much better.

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Speaker 3: I think it's honestly a lay up.

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Speaker 3: AI is the most profound technology humanity is working on,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sucking fire, that's right, you are me.

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Speaker 2: Your arty fire. I'm sorry, ready to turn that up.

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Speaker 3: Sandr Patai or whatever from Google saying it as gonna

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Speaker 1: How do you like this? One just popped into my

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Speaker 1: People's great, but we can't handle it. But ninety five

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, what's your purpose? Well, people like Sam Altman

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Speaker 4: Look at the pandemic take away everybody's purpose for a while,

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to sound like a tech bro. Followed

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Speaker 3: If it's an adjustment when you're in your sixties and

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Speaker 3: What kind of people is that going to create?

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Speaker 4: I mean a whole generation of people that haven't had

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Speaker 3: Right, and then think of mating, which, uh a lot

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. What's interesting to me though,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly. John Stewart says, I had a point,

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Speaker 3: and this is all gonna happen next Thursday.

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Wallace talking to Larry David.

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Speaker 2: Thirty Michael. The over under is half a billion dollars. No,

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Speaker 3: All right, here we go. I don't know what's about

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Speaker 3: I am responsible for this one. Uh that clip.

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Speaker 1: Explain yourself, woman, I'm working on it.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, I will good lord.

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Speaker 3: Can we not have gendered language?

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Speaker 2: Please stop?

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Speaker 4: So, from all the clips that I saw looking for this,

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Speaker 3: If you would listen to the clip, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: The over under is half a billion dollars. No, we're

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Speaker 3: And that's ridiculous, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: But what you just said billion, that number is so preposterous. Okay, ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: How about one hundred million dollars? Okay, how about you

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Speaker 1: Is that I got to say, you know, one hundred interviews,

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Speaker 3: I've read a little bit about this. I didn't see

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Speaker 3: the interview. But so, Jerry Seinfeld is almost a billionaire now,

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Speaker 4: Hmmm yeah, Seinfeld's worth more than a billion as of

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. My Friends was on TV the

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Speaker 3: I'm like eah, And which is weird?

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Speaker 1: Which is not to say it was not worse art

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Speaker 6: She has a full cart of a different good so

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that was me. Okay, would you come over

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Speaker 3: by a car with us.

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Speaker 2: Whose car is it?

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Speaker 4: I don't know you neither, So where's all your stuff

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Speaker 4: you took out of the store?

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Speaker 2: And I just put it?

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Speaker 5: I put it in a random car that was open.

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Speaker 3: In a random car that was open for what because.

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Speaker 2: Y'all are coming and I just ran up to the car.

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Speaker 3: It's a payment of replay. It's called twenty one.

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Speaker 2: It's basically you go and steal all the fo and

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Speaker 3: Well, I did it one other time in this time,

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Speaker 5: So now I gotta figure out where my purses and

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Speaker 5: ruin my merchandise is because now I got to give all.

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Speaker 4: The merchandise back to Walmart. Well, it's not really game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a it's tough to you.

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Speaker 2: It's fun too, it's really fun. Oh going to jokes bar.

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Speaker 3: It's not really a game. It's theft. So is that

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Speaker 3: a BS? I can say?

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Speaker 2: Bullshit?

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Speaker 3: It's the podcast. Was that a bullshit story about it

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Speaker 3: is it that she was just stealing? Okay, it's called

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Speaker 3: twenty one. You put twenty on items in your cart

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Speaker 3: and see if you can get out the door, and

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Speaker 3: then if you do get out of the door, you

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Speaker 3: just keep them.

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Speaker 2: That's called stealing. Why'd you put it in that car?

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Speaker 2: Because I got caught?

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Speaker 1: Do you understand the Miranda warning and why it exists?

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Speaker 1: Of course that person is too damn stupid to walk

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Speaker 3: So, uh so this happened to me yesterday. I need

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Speaker 3: And I had like a feeling of panic that I'd

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Speaker 3: So back into the circle can, I said, oh, geez,

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Speaker 3: I walked out the door without paying for this? She

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: I said, well, I didn't do it on purpose. She said,

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to stop you. I said, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to stop me? She said, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: I said, do other people walk out.

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Speaker 2: The door stuff?

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Speaker 3: She said, every day? There you go, So she saw

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a California and that surge of adrenaline fear

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Speaker 1: was completely unwarranted. Well, I findently stole something.

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Speaker 3: Well mine was a more morality based, but I'm I'm

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Speaker 3: so with you.

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Speaker 4: I drove home for thirty minutes from a target with

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Speaker 4: a pair of sunglasses on my head that I didn't pay.

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Speaker 3: For, and I went I went back. Oh.

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Speaker 4: Now, when I told the girl I just drove back

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Speaker 4: from here, she went, are you serious, Like you really

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Speaker 3: I'm like yes, because I believe in karma. She is

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Speaker 3: very real.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that something that you were the outlier? You were

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Speaker 2: What were you thinking?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, she looked like she looked at me like

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Speaker 3: I had three heads. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A couple.

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Speaker 1: A couple of times in my life as an absent

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Speaker 1: whatever and walked into the women's bathroom. That is a

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Speaker 1: really bad feeling when you look around.

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Speaker 2: Where the hell are the urinals?

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Speaker 1: That's funny that she's oh my god, and then you

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Speaker 1: just pray no one walks in and start screaming.

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Speaker 2: Of course these days you just say transgender.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, if I had short hair and a beard.

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Speaker 4: If I was in the bathroom and you walked in

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Speaker 4: in today's day and age, I would be the bad

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Speaker 3: Right, I'd go viral for telling you to get out.

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Speaker 1: Some birthing person started screaming at me. It was humiliating, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I eactly.

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Speaker 3: I had a brief moment of thinking, maybe I'll just

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Speaker 3: story of this is how easy it is to steal,

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Speaker 3: but dying wasn't going to do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's pretty well established anyway.

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Speaker 3: It's easy too, Yeah, exactly, it's easy to forget. I

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Speaker 3: was once trying on this rollox and I said, look,

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Speaker 3: there's a fire, and I walked out the door when

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Speaker 3: they were looking at the supposed fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot.

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Speaker 4: That's actually an online thing right now, where people are

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Speaker 4: going into shoe stores and trying on a really expensive

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Speaker 4: they can out the front door and stop about fifty

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Speaker 4: in and just watch the employees lose their mind.

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Speaker 3: Personally, what the yeah?

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Speaker 2: The online challenge funny til someone gets shot?

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I can't believe this.

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Speaker 6: I just you know, just two people that stole something

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Speaker 6: went back and they said, don't worry about it. I'm senior, dumbfounded,

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.