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Speaker 1: The Young Shooter Dean Collins is in Soukasa. Dean Collins

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Speaker 1: aka the Deranged Ferris Bueller aka Deuce Cuddles is with me.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about how we got here, how we're getting back.

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Speaker 1: you right now. Miles join a kid the Leech brothers

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Speaker 1: akay that does brother, start this puppy over something real nice,

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Speaker 1: The Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast is here. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption.

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Speaker 1: Names Michael Rappaport aka the gringle Man Dingo aka the

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Speaker 1: Sultan of Sniff aka the inflamed Oskinnazzi aka the Raging

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Speaker 1: Bullshitter aka the Disruptive Warrior.

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Speaker 2: See I Am a Riggedy.

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Speaker 1: Rapaport stereo podcast coming live and direct from the Mile

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Speaker 1: High City Boom Championship Week in the Mile High City.

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Speaker 1: I am out here performing at Comedy Works in Denver.

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Speaker 1: The shows have started and the shows must go on.

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Speaker 1: And I would normally say without further ado, but the

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Speaker 1: Young Shooter has somehow, some way topped himself in just

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Speaker 1: being the part time sometime you know wing and a

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Speaker 1: prayer co host. Normally i'd say with the most, but

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Speaker 1: it's not really with the most because the young Shooter

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Speaker 2: So the Young Shooter is doing.

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Speaker 1: The rap A Pack has become accustomed to museum quality podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Part of museum quality podcasting is museum quality sound. But

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Speaker 1: the young shooter did not bring his microphone. So the

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Speaker 1: young shooter shooter is what is it called note recording

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Speaker 1: audio recording on his phone. So I'm gonna sound crystal clear,

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Speaker 1: and the young shooter, for a few reasons, is gonna.

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Speaker 2: Sound like shit. Go ahead, young shooter.

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Speaker 3: Hey does it sound like shit? I mean, I think

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Speaker 3: you know, what you're used to with the SM seven's

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Speaker 3: or all the fancy equipment. But I didn't forget the microphone.

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Speaker 3: You you didn't tell me to bring the microphone. I've

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Speaker 3: I packed all this equipment, camera equipment to get your

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Speaker 3: clips at your comedy shows. I've rented lenses. I stopped

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Speaker 3: by Sammy's Camera to get a really nice expensive lens

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Speaker 3: for you, because this is what you need. But you, you,

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Speaker 3: you never mentioned that I needed to bring a microphone

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Speaker 3: to do the podcast. So I'm not gonna put that

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Speaker 2: Motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: No it's not, motherfucker. It's it's actually it's not motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: It's it's you forgot. And that's why I sound like shit.

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Speaker 1: Now, motherfucker. You know when we're on the road WE podcast.

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Speaker 2: We fucking podcast.

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Speaker 1: You motherfucker are on that deranged, fucked up Ferris Bueller's

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm not gonna you know what, I'm gonna listen

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Speaker 3: and they say, don't let Michael call you out your name,

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Speaker 3: don't let Michael call you Ferris Bueller. Don't let Michael

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Speaker 3: you know what, I let you do it, and that's

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Speaker 3: appreciate all the disrespect. And you're not gonna call me

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Speaker 3: fucked up Ferris Bueller anymore. You've done that with maybe

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Speaker 3: And I don't appreciate cocksucker, motherfucker because I'm doing your podcast.

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Speaker 2: No no no, no, no, no no no. Fuck you.

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Speaker 1: Decided we decided that you wanted to be the part

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Speaker 3: No one goes, oh, it's it's Dean. The sometimes part

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Speaker 3: see you. And we've seen so many great fans in Denver.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to the fans that have come to the shows,

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Speaker 2: At the news station.

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Speaker 1: They know what it is with you, So we could

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Speaker 2: To call Just what do you want to call it?

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Speaker 3: I would love to just call it the co host

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Speaker 3: doesn't bring a microphone with him, the fucking co host

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Speaker 3: who is on screen record right now?

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Speaker 2: What is it called? Memo?

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Speaker 3: Voice memos voice memo? Something just got lost in the shuffle.

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Speaker 3: I think we didn't communicate it right. I thought we

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Speaker 1: So I've known you for twenty years. Fuck, I've known

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Speaker 1: I've seen how you get down, just like you've seen

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Speaker 3: It was you saw it. It was. It was literally pouring

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Speaker 1: But okay, okay. And after that, after I found out

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Speaker 2: And motherfuckers are dressed dressed up really nice.

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Speaker 3: You're there with your goofy shirts, and you know it

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Speaker 1: Right, and we've been here for a day. When are

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Speaker 1: that Friday early publicity. You had the fucking the blackout shades.

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Speaker 3: Not easy, I know. And you let everybody know that

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Speaker 3: even post it on your story. Did my famous five

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Speaker 1: Because I am so proud of myself that I have

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Speaker 2: That Number one, I want to brag.

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Speaker 1: Number two, I want to continue to push forth the

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Speaker 3: No, not everyone could do it, and I was projectile vomiting.

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Speaker 3: I can't do it right now. And is it really

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Speaker 3: the validation to know.

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Speaker 2: That I just said I'm gonna brag about it.

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Speaker 1: That's first though. That's I don't think the validation. Isn't

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Speaker 3: That's why your uber score is so shit.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not a little motherfucker and you we're not

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Speaker 1: I am gonna be on the road in July.

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Speaker 2: Uh, there's tickets available for all my shows.

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Speaker 1: All information is available Michael rappworkcomedy dot com. We got

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Speaker 3: with that. Maybe, Okay, Okay, Ferris, okay, and stop calling.

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Speaker 1: So nonetheless, the Great al Pacino welcomed a baby boy

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Speaker 2: They skeated, They fucking skeated.

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Speaker 1: But al Pacino is eighty three with a brand new,

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Speaker 1: But she was talking about Miles Journey Ki the Bleach Bros.

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Speaker 1: At the tender age of seventy nine. Elon Musk clearly

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Speaker 1: isn't as old as Murdoch or De Niro. He's not

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Speaker 1: in his eighties, but because of his personality he may

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Speaker 1: as well be. So how do we protect the women

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Speaker 1: of the world from horny old men?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: I have a plan to stop this madness, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm offering to put myself up for auction for any

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Speaker 2: available octogenarians.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on eBay or door dash, and

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Speaker 1: for twenty percent off you can use the code of

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Speaker 1: sugar tips.

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Speaker 2: Actually, maybe all these old men should put themselves up

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Speaker 2: for auction, after all, they are antiques.

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Speaker 1: Forty old men it's never worth the mine. She's talking

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Speaker 1: about al Pacino, talk about Robert de Niro talking about

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Speaker 1: Alec Bowlden. First of all, al Bowlin's not old. Alec

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Speaker 1: Bolden wants a ginormous family. Alec Balden was raised in

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Speaker 1: a ginormous family. That's on him. We asked him about

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Speaker 1: that on that iconic episode of the Iron Rappers Stereo

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Speaker 1: podcast with Alec Bowen. She also mentioned Elon Musk, who's

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Speaker 1: fifty one. That's when you're supposed to have kids. So,

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Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler, worry about keeping a man in your life,

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Speaker 1: no disrespect, worry about keeping a man in your bedroom.

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna have any al Pacino, Robert de Niro slander,

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Speaker 1: not while I'm around. It ain't fucke it happening. If

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Speaker 1: al Pacino and Robert de Niro are having kids, those

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Speaker 1: kids will be number one, well lumped, number two well

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Speaker 1: taken care of, and I hope they live to one

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty one hundred and.

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Speaker 2: Thirty years old.

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Speaker 1: The world will not be as good of a place

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Speaker 1: when al Pacino and Robert de Niro are not around,

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Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler, So worry about your own love life, because

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Speaker 1: if a woman had a kid at fifty like Elon Musk,

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Speaker 1: or a woman had a kid at sixty something like

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Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin. It would be great to is great for women,

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Speaker 1: This is a great message just because they can't.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's harder for women to be able

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Speaker 3: to have a kid past past thirty five, you know,

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Speaker 3: even thirty five if.

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Speaker 1: They adopted, if they arn't officially inseminated.

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Speaker 2: I don't give up. The point is. The point is

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Speaker 2: we not having any Okay.

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Speaker 1: Any Al Pacino or Bobby d slander, not while I'm around.

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Speaker 2: Well, I not on my watch.

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Speaker 1: Ahead, fuck, go ahead, you fuck talk about Alan Bob

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Speaker 1: I fuck.

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Speaker 3: Look they maybe they're great actors. I love their acting there.

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Speaker 2: And they got ill ill fucks you know, they got

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Speaker 2: ill sperm.

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Speaker 3: That to me, it's so irresponsible, so careless. Why why

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Speaker 3: are you having a baby at eighty three years old?

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Speaker 3: First of all, why are you having a baby at

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Speaker 3: seventy nine years old? The girls like twenty nine years old?

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Speaker 3: I disagree with you. I think that he's skated. Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's great, you don't need to get him pregnant. What's great,

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Speaker 3: But they skated? Cool? What are you fourteen? Years old.

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Speaker 3: They skeated.

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Speaker 2: Oh they're skeeded.

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Speaker 3: Okay, who gives a shit, it's funny, it's so irresponsible.

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Speaker 3: You say that the kid will be loved. That's such bullshit.

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Speaker 3: They're never going to know their father ever. They would never.

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Speaker 1: What do you think al Pacino and Bobdenior are going

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Speaker 1: to be doing the next few years.

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Speaker 2: They're not running around, they're in the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're by the time the kid's fucking ten, they're

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Speaker 3: these guys are gonna have dementia. They're on their way

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Speaker 3: out in ten years. What are you talking about? And

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Speaker 3: just because it's your fucking mouth, it's the truth. Listen,

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Speaker 3: it's the truth. Okay, just be you're not you're not

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Speaker 3: outs skated eighty three.

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Speaker 2: Who the fuck are you to say that I'll have

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Speaker 2: dimension ten years? Are you a doctor?

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Speaker 1: You had a dist you had a tube shut down

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Speaker 1: your dick a couple of weeks ago, and all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, you're you're fucking doctor.

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Speaker 3: Shit. I still got it, I mean I still have it.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I don't think that the kids are

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Speaker 3: gonna be that loved. I think that their their mother

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Speaker 3: is going to take care of them. I think inevitably

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Speaker 3: they'll get divorced or whatever it is. And I think

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Speaker 3: that it's gonna be a single marriage. They're not his girlfriend, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's gonna run, she's gonna take off with the kid.

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Speaker 3: Alpacina won't be in the kid's life. They'll never know

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Speaker 3: their father. They're gonna grow up all fucked up because

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Speaker 3: just because you have money and you come from a

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Speaker 3: famous family. It's the truth. It's the truth. And and

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Speaker 3: you know what, I went to school in Los Angeles

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Speaker 3: with a lot of kids who come from money and

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Speaker 3: you know, have famous parents and all that stuff, and

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Speaker 3: they don't all end up. How you think that they

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Speaker 3: end up and their life is so fucking perfect? But

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Speaker 3: how dare you just saying? How fucking dare you? It's

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Speaker 3: my take on it. I think it's fucking so ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Projectile vomited just a couple of nights going all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, you're gonna fucking put that on Alpacina that

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Speaker 1: he's gonna have dementia? You how fucking dare you?

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Speaker 3: I don't want him to have dementia, But in ten

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Speaker 3: years where you.

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Speaker 2: Just diagnosed with dementia, My father's ninety next.

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Speaker 3: Week, listen.

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Speaker 2: He won't shuck the fuck up. My father. He's as

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Speaker 2: sharp as attack. He will not shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 1: It's like turn on ESPN, slash slash PBS around my

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Speaker 1: father ninety and all of a sudden, you're gonna diagnose

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Speaker 1: the Great Alpucino with dementia.

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Speaker 3: I didn't diagnose someone dementia. I'm just saying, in ten years,

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Speaker 3: he'll be ninety three. I just visited my grandmother at Cedars.

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Speaker 3: She's ninety three, and she almost went into a diabetic coma.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is what happens when you start turning

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Speaker 3: ninety three. You're you're at the end stages of your

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Speaker 3: life at that point. Okay, I think it's super I

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Speaker 3: think the kid will be ten years old and and

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Speaker 3: I think you'll get to ten years old, motherfucker. I

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Speaker 3: think and twen years old. Than what I'm just saying,

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Speaker 3: he'll have a lot of nannies. The kid will have

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Speaker 3: a lot of naties happen. I don't know, we're talking,

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Speaker 3: we're talking ninety three years old. Anything could happen at

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Speaker 3: that age. Anything. I don't want that to happen. But

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Speaker 3: at the same time, you lived a good.

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Speaker 2: Life, are you trying to kill Robert de Niro.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, cocksucker, you keep acting, stop spreading your seed. That's

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Speaker 3: what I say. You don't need to do that. What

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Speaker 3: about Alec Alec is he's in good shape, he's doing

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Speaker 3: his thing. I mean aldsy sixty one. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 3: I don't think you should keep having babies. I mean

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Speaker 3: I don't understand that. But I mean there's all sorts

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Speaker 3: of fucking guys, Nick Cannon. It's like, I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand it. I I don't understand it. But yes,

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Speaker 3: I read those articles and I was like, wow, that's insane.

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Speaker 3: So you're wishing death on it, don't don't twist my words.

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Speaker 3: I would never wish death on anybody. You have to

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Speaker 3: be a real sick fuck for me to wish death

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Speaker 3: on you. But but absolutely no.

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Speaker 1: Find to just say, oh, I hope he can't remember

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Speaker 1: his lines because he's got to mention.

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Speaker 3: I mean, fuck man, it's it happens. But anyway, that's

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Speaker 3: just my take. I disagree with you, Well I disagree

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Speaker 3: with you, Okay, Well that's fine. Agree to disagree. That's okay.

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Speaker 2: To each his own.

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Speaker 3: I like that phrase, what phrase? To each his own?

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Speaker 3: And is it to each his own or to each

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Speaker 3: his own. It's to eat his own, to eat his own,

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00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 3: to eat his own. No, it's not to eat his own,

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00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 3: to eat his own. Now you're saying to eat his zone.

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Speaker 2: That's the phrase.

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Speaker 3: No, it's to each his own to eat like you know,

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Speaker 3: whatever floats your boat. Like, if that's for you, it

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Speaker 3: might not be for me.

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Speaker 2: Said zone. Like you eat your own zone.

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Speaker 3: Man, that's not what it is. To eat your zone.

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Speaker 3: It's to each his own. But anyway, that's besides the point.

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Speaker 3: And I let them do what they do. You know,

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Speaker 3: I could.

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Speaker 1: I could let them skeet where they want to ski.

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Speaker 1: I guess, I guess all right, Well, because of.

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Speaker 2: Technical difficulties, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't deal with the possibility that of you throwing up,

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Speaker 1: of you gurgling, of you hiccupping anymore.

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Speaker 3: Just have some fucking empathies, have some compassion for me,

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Speaker 3: sympathize with what I'm going through, instead of making me

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Speaker 3: feel fucking worse because you're not making anything better. Being

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Speaker 3: in this room is like it's like a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: You got any parting words?

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Speaker 1: Shit, First, you want to apologize for the to the fans,

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Speaker 1: for shitty sound quality. I mean, Miles Davis is sound

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Speaker 1: engineer extraordinary, but he's not a goddamn David Bleam.

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Speaker 3: I know I feel bad about that, but I don't

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Speaker 3: feel that bad just because you didn't tell me to

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Speaker 3: bring it. So I thought in LA that we would

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Speaker 3: do it, but that didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it eats its own Okay.

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Speaker 3: Game Saw disrupted, Game Saw disrupted, Miles jord.

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Speaker 2: Naked, the Bleach Brothers.

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Speaker 1: Take us out of here with something real nice, take

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Speaker 1: us out of here with something real out, but most

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