1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Buckle up and hold on tight. 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: It's that time Strawberry letter. All right, yeah, before we 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: do the letter, J, I do have to tell you 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,079 Speaker 1: if you have small children with ye, you had to 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: turn away on this one. This is a very adult letter. Uh. 6 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:22,080 Speaker 1: And we're not kidding about that part subject. What am 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: I supposed to do with that? Dear Stephen Shirley. Of course, 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: you know Steve's out today, so it's me and the crew. 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: Oh lord, write my strength. I have been dating a 10 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: man for four months, and recently we decided to be 11 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: exclusive and to start being intimate. Okay, she gave him 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,319 Speaker 1: ninety days plus thirty more. Okay, all right, not mad 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: at that. The other night I was over at his 14 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: place and things started to heat up. I was super 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: excited because we hadn't been going any further than kissing, 16 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: but this night I was finally going to give him 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 1: some night. So I let my hands wander down his body, 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: and I got the biggest shock of my life. He 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: stood up and dropped his pants and my mouth hit 20 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: the floor. Okay, I was eye to eye. Are you 21 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: guys ready, You're ready for this one? I was eye 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: to eye with the biggest you know what that I 23 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: have ever seen. I told her not to write the 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: damn letter. Unbelievable, this is about me anyway in the 25 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: h this brother could scratch his ear with it if 26 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: he needed to. I was absolutely petrified. He saw the 27 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: fear in my face and suggested we just watched him 28 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: movie instead. We spent most of the night in silence. 29 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: Yea and she was speechless after this, and eventually I 30 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 1: asked him to take me home. Okay, since that night 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: he has been calling and texting, but I don't know 32 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: if I can continue with the relationship. What am I 33 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: supposed to do with that? I really like spending time 34 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: with him. Please help, surely, Yeah, you're supposed to be 35 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: the person that helping. Come. I'm just gonna say, just 36 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: gonna saying. I gotta say it. I have to say it. 37 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: I understand. I understand how she feels about this particular situation. 38 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: It is a scary situation. It really is, um, it 39 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: really is. I think there are sometimes you can have 40 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: too much of a good thing, you really can, And 41 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: in this case, it seems like that that is the situation. UM. 42 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: I suggest taking your time. Well, you're gonna have to 43 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: do that lots of lubrication. I said that. I mean, 44 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: if you're planning on continuing a relationship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 45 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: I may even go to the doctor beforehand. It's too 46 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: much for her. When it happened to me, I just 47 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: throwd over my shoulder and went home. We're not talking 48 00:03:52,240 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: about but no, you're absolutely right. You complained don't want it? 49 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: And then if I run into a man's blessed like 50 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: this and then you don't want Sometimes it can be 51 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: too much of a good thing. It depends if it's 52 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: too much. It depends on what she can handle. If 53 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: you want to stay in there and deal with this situation. 54 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: A man like a lady should tell a man if 55 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: he has if she has a lot of kids, right, 56 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: you should tell him upfront. Should a man tell a 57 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: lady look when I need to let you know we 58 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: we we overpack it. If we go to the airport, 59 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: we got to pay for extra lins. I'm just telling 60 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: you that a man tell a lady that, this is 61 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: what I mean. I appreciate the fact that they they've gone, 62 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 1: like I said, a month past the thirty day uh 63 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 1: trial period here, Um, but this is a lot. I mean, 64 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: if you can't literally literally, you can't handle this, I 65 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 1: suggest you, you know, move on, you guys can Is 66 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 1: there some ladies that they listen Wait a minute, you 67 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: know it is? You know it is because it's a subjective. Yeah, 68 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: it absolutely is. If you can handle it, go for it. 69 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: She doesn't seem like she can handle it. All right, 70 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna have part try. Oh she well, she knows herself. Obviously. 71 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 1: We gotta go all that thought. All right? Pull that. 72 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: Part two of you, guys is a response. Here we 73 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: go with part two of today's Strawberry Letter, the subject 74 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do with that? A young 75 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: lady wrote this, She's been dating a man for about 76 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: four months. Recently they decided to get a little closer, 77 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: to get intimate in their relationship. Like I said, they've 78 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,799 Speaker 1: been dating for four months. Uh. Come to find out 79 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: when they did decide to get intimate, was that your 80 00:05:50,960 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: phone change? Is that her calling you? Perhaps? I'm anyway, 81 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: So they decided to become entimate, and the other night 82 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: she was at his place, things kind of got heated, 83 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 1: you know, they started kissing and everything, um and uh, 84 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: her hands went there and she decided she discovered that 85 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: he was very, very very extremely well endowed, extremely well endowed. Uh, 86 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: and you know she became fearful because it was you 87 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: know yeah, I mean we know, we know you know, 88 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: you know, I know more than fearful. She said she 89 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: was absolutely petrified. Those are her words. So my suggestion, yeah, petrified. 90 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: My suggestion to her is if she's that afraid, if 91 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: it's that humongous, and I just don't think she should. 92 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 1: You know, the question it's this. It's the same as 93 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: it is as a subject. What am I supposed to be? 94 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: We are from the wed What am I supposed for you? Okay? 95 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: So this is what she wants to know. What am 96 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: I supposed to do with that question? Mark? But she 97 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: really likes spending time with the wet. You can do 98 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: with a guy junior. You got one? Yeah, yeah, First 99 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: of all, when you see it, cutting it, cut it, 100 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: hug it, put both arms around it. You don't want 101 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 1: to be involved at early. Get to know it. Get 102 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: didn't know it. I got one. I got one. Blocked 103 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: the doors so the heat won't come in with it. 104 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: Put that, you know what? You know what? You can 105 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: get some strain and go fishing with fish with you. 106 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: Utilize what you embrace. The guy putting it for you. 107 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: You tell you if you can't get something off the 108 00:07:53,760 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: top shelf, stand on this, you go said, she absolutely 109 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: le pat your her what she didn't do with it? 110 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: She get rid ofo couch, sit on it so petrified 111 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: that he saw the look on her face. And we 112 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: suggested that you want to make some money. You don't 113 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: need a toll Trump. You got that. You're stuck in 114 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 1: a ditch called the him. I got it is she? 115 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: Is she in the gymnastics. I don't say that in 116 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: there and vote vote over? Come on, Jane, oh man. 117 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: You got some car work you need to do. You 118 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: want to put the car on it, then you can 119 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,559 Speaker 1: slide up. But it didn't get that muff. You've been blessed. 120 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: You want to add onto your house. You need a crane. 121 00:08:56,200 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: You don't need a crane. You got the I'll tell 122 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: you something. Are you having a party? You having the party? 123 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: One game? They like to play his little bow? Just 124 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 1: get down. You want to head on to the room. 125 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: You want to tear that wall down? You decorate. Wanta 126 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: tell that whole wall down? Cold less dude, let him 127 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 1: swing it, not all that down? Check this out. You 128 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: and your girls want to have your whole little little 129 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: party like a girl's night out. You know that. You know, 130 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: y'all like hav a little fun and the pole poling there. 131 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,319 Speaker 1: You don't need no pole. Bring him home, but bring 132 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 1: them on. Everybody can get on. Yeah, I tell you 133 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: little to no trying. This is great help. This is 134 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 1: something she could do is swat busy. They need somebody 135 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,560 Speaker 1: to ram that dough down. Yeah, now that's how you 136 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: stop crying. What we're coming in? Looks yes, yes, he 137 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: don't want to do that. This is this is a 138 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 1: double Dutch dream come true. Jump with jump broke bro 139 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: jump bro you wait, you gotta wait for you get 140 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:26,679 Speaker 1: didn't get get get and don't go in to hup. Now, 141 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,440 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You know, a lot of people 142 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: are into these X games. You know, different types. You're 143 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,080 Speaker 1: not not game, you know, but you know, like you know, 144 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: like bungee jumping is different. You know what I'm saying. 145 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 1: What what better thing to bunch your jump off? You 146 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: go down to come back up your jump with it, 147 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 1: go down your back. I've got something I think she 148 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,440 Speaker 1: could do, you know, I mean, if at all, if 149 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 1: he's over there, when he's there, hang your coat on 150 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: this thing and let that. Just put your coat on that. 151 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: Let's just go. You know what time it is, it's 152 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: baseball season. Somebody needs to sign this boy bases load, 153 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 1: bases loaded, ringing it, Come and do that. Damn jack, 154 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: I don't see now check this a hold up shirt. 155 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,080 Speaker 1: You know down in in in Texas, they got a 156 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 1: company called three movers. Yeah right, and that's how you're 157 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: getting ready to move from house three in the truck 158 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: truck right now, one man, and you can move all 159 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:38,800 Speaker 1: that sound one man. But she asked us what could 160 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:44,560 Speaker 1: she do with if the toilet get back there? Him 161 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 1: over there and unclothed, this come out, didn't get down 162 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,040 Speaker 1: in there? A little band that ain't gonna ball? You 163 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: don't need that. Well, you guys are right about one thing. 164 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 1: We have one more. Come on, you can shoot pool 165 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 1: with it in the ball conap. You need to you're 166 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: doing the presentation. What a pointed? You need to hear 167 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: that projection for the damn Now nobody's looking at the presentation. Last. 168 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 1: Oh damn, we have to go. Guys. You can email 169 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: us through Instagram. What's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter? 170 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: Add my girls, Shirley I want to know what you're 171 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 1: listening to. The Steve Harvey Morning Show