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Speaker 1: A listener requested this right, yes, Mark, Mark requested go

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Speaker 1: Big or go Home? Go big or go home? Mark,

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Speaker 1: you listen, this is for you. This is your favorite band,

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Speaker 1: go big or go Home? Nep, you got it for you.

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Speaker 2: I went through the crank road and pulled it out

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Speaker 2: my archives archives for you.

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Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. Let's see

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Speaker 3: for this, Darnell. How you doing? This is Scott with Bigger,

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Speaker 3: Bigger and Better, where we make you larger in charge?

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Speaker 3: How you doing today? Scott? Who I mean a scop?

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Speaker 3: I'm with Bigger and Better, where we make you larger

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Speaker 3: in charge. I'm good, Scott. What's up? We were actually

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Speaker 3: given a phone call by your wife, your wife? Is

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Speaker 3: that correct? Yeah? Okay, Well you know your wife's wife's

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Speaker 3: birthday is coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so a couple of weeks, Yeah, it's coming up.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Have you have you decided on getting or anything

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Speaker 3: or have you purchased anything yet? No?

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Speaker 4: No, a lot a couple of days in mind.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from

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Speaker 3: I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really

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Speaker 3: think about getting. Oh, I'm all, okay, wrecking my brain.

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Speaker 3: So I'm all actually gave us a call. She's actually

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Speaker 3: your Bigger and Better? Like I said, ill, she called you.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, she called you to get me idea on

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Speaker 3: Her for her birthday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well this is this is something that's a little

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Speaker 3: Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge.

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Speaker 3: We actually do some things that we definitely know you

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Speaker 4: What's the name against Sam?

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Speaker 3: Scott? Scott Scott. You're to the point what actually let

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Speaker 3: us know that there's some things that are really really

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Speaker 3: for her birthday where you can be a lot more

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Speaker 3: well endowed. So you know that's what we do here

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Speaker 3: at Bigger and Better. We actually hello, what I could

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Speaker 3: be well, what more well in dowbed Sir, So I

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Speaker 3: think really what's going on is Beyonca is really not

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Speaker 4: Call you to tell you that I'm not what do

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Speaker 4: you mean willing doubt my junk?

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Speaker 3: So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know

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Speaker 3: be very impotent. I'm not sure, but you gidding me?

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Speaker 4: What's what's the name of this company.

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Speaker 3: Is Bigger and Better where we make you large and

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Speaker 3: in charge, and right now you know you're not You're

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Speaker 3: to we're able to come in for a consultation. The

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,

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Speaker 3: Well and we're we're trying to do because do you

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Speaker 4: I don't even think I don't even need to be

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Speaker 4: talking to you, mister Scott, about whatever is going on

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Speaker 4: not even I don't even know what's going on. Whatever

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Speaker 3: This is the first sign of denial, right.

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Speaker 4: I don't have no I don't have no problems in

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Speaker 3: Okay, but sir, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean you and I you only have to worry about

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Speaker 3: Now. Let me say this. You have a you have

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Speaker 4: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people

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Speaker 3: Sir, you know what? And and once again you're trying

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Speaker 3: Hello, sir. I really want to help you as much

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Speaker 4: Okay, I know you you've got a job to do,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to you because

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Speaker 4: I'm sure whatever it is she calls you and you're

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get you in here to get a

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Speaker 4: You are consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultation.

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Speaker 4: I don't need no assistance from your start, sir.

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Speaker 3: You call me no more. Man. Hey, you're small and

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Speaker 3: I want to make you.

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Speaker 4: You want to make me bigger?

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Speaker 4: What is this anyway? Bigger? Huh? What kind of job

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Speaker 4: is that? How do you even get a job like that?

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Speaker 4: You're idiot when you're a high school job.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to stop calling me man, mister Darnell. I'm

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Speaker 4: Are you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna

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Speaker 4: a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything

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Speaker 4: like that. All your information, and I will come down

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Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours

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Speaker 4: I don't need no procedures, give me your info, and

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Speaker 4: No more, okay, but right now to get up call me.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hang up on you. And I

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Speaker 3: Darnell. You're small, you're all and I'm trying to make

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Speaker 4: Why would that we can have this conversation face to face.

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Speaker 3: Why would your wife call here?

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Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,

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Speaker 4: I can figure out why.

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Speaker 3: She calls you because you're inadequate many sir, sir, here's

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Speaker 3: the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.

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Speaker 3: I ain't get you to know me.

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Speaker 4: Man, you've never seen me. You don't know anything about me. Allan,

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Speaker 4: I can't even believe my wife's be even called you.

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Speaker 4: But just this is just how you do business. You

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Speaker 3: Up tiny, sir. So I'm explain something to you. I'm

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Speaker 3: not owning the president, but I'm also a client, sir.

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Speaker 4: I don't give up what you are.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay? And there are some other things that let

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Speaker 3: us know as well. What the would that mean? She

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Speaker 3: also wanted me to tell you that this is nephew

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Speaker 3: Tommy from the Steel Harby. More than itself, your wife

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Speaker 3: just praying phone called you back.

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Speaker 4: Man, funny man, I'm all here over here looking at

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Speaker 3: Kind of.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was good, but I got a little nervous.

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Speaker 3: Man, what's the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 4: Come on, now, you know it's a Steel Harvey radio

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Speaker 4: show Man.

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Speaker 2: What you think Mark, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Sir, yes, I think he liked The King of Pranks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was from Mark right now.

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Speaker 3: Email back.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I just added this to my calendar. This is

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Speaker 2: for everybody in the Kansas City area. May thirtieth, Uptown Theater,

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Speaker 2: one night only, an evening with Nephew Tommy. An evening

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Speaker 2: with Nephew Tommy. That would be me, Kannas City, everybody

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Speaker 2: around their way. Yeah all y'all that used to win

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Speaker 2: them Hoodie Awards back of the day. Yeah, Kansas City,

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Speaker 2: the Nephew is coming to town. It's an evening with

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Speaker 2: Nephew toime in. May thirty, Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: Uptown Theater tickets on sale today. They have gone on

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Speaker 2: sale to day. So if you're in the Kansas City area,

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Speaker 2: get your tickets. The Nephew is coming to town. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Stupid is on the way. And stupid ain't been to

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Speaker 2: Kansas City in bot I swear by twelve thirteen years,

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Speaker 2: so I know they miss it.

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Speaker 3: Stupidity.

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Speaker 2: You understand what I'm saying. They missed it. That okay,

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Speaker 2: they missing stapitchity. So the Nephew is coming. Come get

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Speaker 2: your dose and stupid. I got it for you, and

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Speaker 2: it's a party at the same time, and my last shirt.

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Speaker 2: Is it a party at the same time? It is.

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Speaker 3: You're not lying, it is. We have a great time,

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Speaker 3: great show. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: All right, k C, I'm coming your way.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: YI. All right, nephew, thank you. You're listening. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 3: Morning Show