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Speaker 2: Oh man, I've been taking a nap every day in

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Speaker 1: Guys, tug boaters, make sure you get to town in time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did see that. A Andy Lissak, who is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's what's gonna get the shit off the road,

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Speaker 1: not the stuff coming from the sky. Got it.

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Speaker 2: That makes more sense. That helps me out a lot.

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Speaker 2: And I got a freaking hair in my freaking eye.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. The city of Nashville has put that stuff

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Speaker 2: My kids want to pick the salt up off the

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think they can.

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Speaker 1: No, boy, and the salt, what you're gonna find out

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Speaker 1: is a snow's gone. Now you see how shitty people

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Speaker 1: That stuff stains really terrible, dude, that your car erosion unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, hey, which one are you? Roid fucks?

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Speaker 1: Put through salt all over the sidewalk. You sprinkle it,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, you don't need to douse it because everywhere

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Speaker 2: you go they use a whole bag for every one foot.

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Speaker 1: That's what they used to do with my old apartment complex.

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Speaker 2: I do remember going to Chicago as a kid to

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Speaker 2: And I'll never forget that life lesson. My dad taught

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens in the north. And I don't even

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Speaker 2: I think you can whack it and slap it now

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Speaker 1: Gonna repeat everything. Yes, the parking lots at Sam's Clubs

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Speaker 1: Let me say this. Cantorre was on Broadway and it

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Speaker 2: I had no idea Jim Contory had such a great personality.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who the guy is.

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Speaker 1: Is he on the only on the weather Channel? Well? Yes,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we better start the show though, now. I mean

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Speaker 2: that was a good weather update. Weather's looking good Friday,

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Speaker 1: For coaches Convention. I think it should be ideal.

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Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be rain on Saturday though. That's

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Speaker 1: What how does rain affect inside of a bar drinking,

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean just getting to the bar, getting to

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Speaker 2: I think that's on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know which one's on Saturday, which one's on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I love it. I want some more

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Speaker 2: God breads, Hey, you you.

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Speaker 1: You you suck.

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Speaker 2: It's all your fault, it's all your fault. I can't

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Speaker 2: wait to chant that at the Pred's game. Shout out

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Speaker 2: to the Preds. Keith Urban Knight, bobblehead Night, Keith Urban,

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Speaker 2: and uh also thanks to the Courtyard by Marriott.

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Speaker 1: I DM Keith Urban. It's really the grand Higat. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I said that, Grand High. I DM

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Speaker 1: Keith and I said, hey, are you doing the national

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's got to be. It's Keith Urban Knight.

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Speaker 1: You can't say. Gotta be in my head, it's got

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Speaker 1: to be. You would think they would go hand in hand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, but I'll be there and I'll

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Speaker 2: have my hand over my heart.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna take a knee.

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Speaker 2: I'm hoping to get a Keith Urban bablehead right on

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Speaker 2: Saturday night at the press game, and we got to

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Speaker 2: pick two people to go in the orbs and battle

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Speaker 1: I think we should choose that as who's been the

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Speaker 1: hit on our chicks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to pick two cool people. I wonder

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Speaker 2: if tall Justin's coming again?

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Speaker 1: Am I Justin? No?

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Speaker 2: Different justin he's a Pitt fan Pitt Panthers. But I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking, dude, I kind of got into

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Speaker 2: What if we put two chicks in the orbs and

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Speaker 2: let them fight? We did dudes last year, we did

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Speaker 2: Miguel and Callaway. I mean, what do you think two

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Speaker 1: Yeah? If they're down, why not? I agree? All right,

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Coaches, come intion before Friday. We'll see you there.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait. Happy Wednesday, let's go. Did you give a

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Speaker 1: shout out to all our sponsors? I shouted out the

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Speaker 1: Grand Hyatt boom? I hold on?

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Speaker 2: What else did the wife say we need to shout

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Speaker 2: out the Nashville Predators Keith Urban Knight, Keith Urban Knight,

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Speaker 1: Out bad acts? Is that the right one? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Night on Saturday night. That's true. That's the whole point

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's what we're supposed to say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's their Music City series with Keith Urban Night

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've started. We gotta do we are the We're

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Speaker 2: I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll

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Speaker 1: Much a sports genius, y'all. It says that I'm from

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Speaker 2: I've been in negotiations to book a guest for Saturday

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Speaker 2: Now Caitlyn Snelling. I don't think she's coming. She's got

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Speaker 1: Why do you not.

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Speaker 2: Probably annoys him that most of the bar is gonna

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Speaker 1: Know the Houston Texans, Well, that's supposed to not even

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Speaker 1: something else Pitts does. It's not going to be acceptable

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Speaker 1: we got naked. That is, every time they score a touchdown,

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Speaker 1: big fella, kind of like a coach, which is fine,

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Speaker 1: cheer whoever you want to. He does this leg kick.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's not gonna be. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'd ripped my handy, my quad, my growing,

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Speaker 1: just got a pizza oven for Chris. Wa Wait, you

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Speaker 2: And so do you have to toss the dough in everything? No,

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Speaker 1: Right there? It's in the kitchen. And do you have

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Speaker 1: it's just me in here. But it was all three

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Speaker 1: talking pizza was everywhere. I said, we weren't supposed to

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Speaker 1: that's literally how the dough. We figured it was pits dude.

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Speaker 1: He put the entire jar of sauce on the pizza,

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was soggy.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't think about it in the moment. What I go, Baser,

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Speaker 1: so wet? I don't know. Just eat it, dude. Think

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Speaker 2: I'm not a pizza like. I don't know how to

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Speaker 2: the I don't know. Does it come with instructions on

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Speaker 2: and then it's up to you to figure out how

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Speaker 1: One of those got it? And have you ever seen

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Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, I don't know how to speak Sweden.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying Swedish. It's USA. Tell me this

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Speaker 1: moves that left, right, Larry Randy, I don't need the

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Speaker 2: Did you buy the pizza oven that was on Shark Tank?

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Speaker 2: It might have been there was one on Shark Tank

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Speaker 2: and it I mean, they say it was phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: It's called it a calzone or something.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah. So that's our big guest

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Speaker 1: Do you want me for our first watch party to

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, just like the first convention when you sold

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Speaker 1: Hey, let me be a convention without Ray hawking his

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Ray.

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Speaker 2: I made a huge mistake. Huge mistake. Man. It's cold

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Speaker 1: Any of them have any names like Jordan or Non.

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Speaker 2: No no Jordan, no Pippin, No no James, no Abdul Jabbar,

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Speaker 2: no Snoggle, no Chamberlain, no, none of that. Chamberlain, Wilt Chamberlain,

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Speaker 2: Bird Bird, no Bird Bark, no Clark.

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Speaker 1: Who's the Clark reference, Caitlyn.

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Speaker 2: Come on, dude, I'm not an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Uh Anta Compo.

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Speaker 2: There's no aunt to Takopo. There's none of that there

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Speaker 2: there there's no camp for Sean Kemp, Williamson.

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Speaker 2: Zion is not worried about playing basketball. He's worried about

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Speaker 1: That I saw him, dude, he did it three sixty

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Speaker 2: And then he went to Windy's and missed the team playing.

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Speaker 2: but he was late for the team playing, and they

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, Florida coach Miami Dolphins. He said,

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Speaker 1: fins aren't really making a difference. They'll pay the fines

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that that needs to change the culture down

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Speaker 2: be a player's coach? Do I be a hard ass?

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Speaker 2: Do I be Tom Thibodeau where I just play my

433
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,719
Speaker 2: starters and run them into the ground? What kind of

434
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,760
Speaker 2: deepense are we gonna run? And then I sat down

435
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,639
Speaker 2: and got the roster and I looked over it and

436
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,760
Speaker 2: I sent a group text okay to the women to

437
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,840
Speaker 2: whatever phone numbers because they gave me phone numbers, they

438
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:42,399
Speaker 2: didn't give me any like email addresses, so I had

439
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,640
Speaker 2: to do it all by tech, Like how many there's

440
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,280
Speaker 2: nine people on the team?

441
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,040
Speaker 1: She entered in nine individual numbers? Yeah, And I said,

442
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,639
Speaker 1: this is a cold call. They don't know you, they

443
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,640
Speaker 1: don't know me. There's no idemples.

444
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,719
Speaker 2: I don't even know if they got an email with

445
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,280
Speaker 2: my name, I don't know what they got.

446
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,199
Speaker 1: I have no idea if I got a text from

447
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,200
Speaker 1: nine different other people, I would have deleted it. Well,

448
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,359
Speaker 1: I mean I delete half of the messages from Billy

449
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,600
Speaker 1: and Danny. This message straight to spam.

450
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,840
Speaker 2: But you have to read it us You're not going

451
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,760
Speaker 2: to know what's going on.

452
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:15,200
Speaker 1: I would have thought it was an advertisement. How could

453
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,199
Speaker 1: that many people be on a group thread. That's a

454
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 1: weird way to communicate.

455
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 2: I said, hello everyone, and welcome to the basketball squad.

456
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,199
Speaker 2: By reading the roster, I can tell we have a

457
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 2: team of ballers that the rest of the league has

458
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 2: to be terrified of. For those that don't know me,

459
00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,400
Speaker 2: I am Jason Gibble and will be trying to lead

460
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,359
Speaker 2: this ship. The goal is to have as much fun.

461
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Speaker 1: Give you spell it wrong. We lead this shit that

462
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 1: autocorrect terrible first impression, have as much fun as possible,

463
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 1: and hopefully as few as tears as possible.

464
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Speaker 2: Sorry for the late text. I know it's late during

465
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Speaker 2: the holiday season. I missed all the emails. Let me

466
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Speaker 2: know if you have any questions. Your coach and your captain.

467
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,159
Speaker 1: Nolly who was that from honey, I don't know. I

468
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 1: got some random spam message. I called himself coach.

469
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Speaker 2: So our first practice was supposed to be last Friday,

470
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Speaker 2: and around nine am, one of the parents email texted, Hey,

471
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Speaker 2: are we still having practice tonight? And I said, do

472
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Speaker 2: you really think we'd cancel practice? Oh?

473
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Speaker 1: Did she send it to ours? No, she sent it

474
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Speaker 1: to sore losers.

475
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Speaker 2: So she texted the group text. You said email, Oh, sorry, tech,

476
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 2: I'm used to email with teams. They said, well, decipher

477
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 2: if it's an email for your team or email for us.

478
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,159
Speaker 1: Because then I'll hit this.

479
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Speaker 2: It's a text for the team. It was on Friday, okay,

480
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 2: and it said are we still going to have our

481
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Speaker 2: first practice tonight? And I said, do you really think

482
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Speaker 2: we would cancel our first basketball practice because of four

483
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 2: inches of snow? If you guessed yes, you would be correct.

484
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 2: With the bad weather rolling in, it seems crazy to

485
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Speaker 2: try and practice. We will try our first practice next Wednesday.

486
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 2: Good luck with the snow, and hopefully you get some

487
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 2: snowball fights in before practice.

488
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: Okay, it's all laughs and giggles with you, dude.

489
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,360
Speaker 2: It is laughs and giggles. You're one hundred accurate.

490
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: But if I'm like dad, I'm about to kick your ass.

491
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 1: Who's this jolly green giant that keeps texting us happy

492
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 1: skittles and rainbows? But here we are on Wednesday, and

493
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 1: we are If you think then I would cancel it

494
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 1: over snow, You're correct. I fucking love snow. I'm gonna

495
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: be real with you, guys. I tell you what I've

496
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: been having all of the time. I'll see your kids

497
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Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks.

498
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Speaker 2: If you guys think I'm gonna I'm gonna go sledding

499
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 2: instead of practice, You're right, man.

500
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did he just tell a joke in

501
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: this group text thread for coaches.

502
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Speaker 2: Do you think Michael Jordan took off practice for snow? Well,

503
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 2: we ain't, Michael Jordan. Man, We're we're ready to snow.

504
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: Man. We don't get to see snow very often. You

505
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Speaker 1: gotta send a text about nil deals? Oh yea, I'll

506
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: be like, next practice with the first thing, we'll address

507
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 1: nil deal.

508
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 2: I will I know the first practice tonight, I'm gonna

509
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 2: send a text and be like, hey, do we have

510
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 2: any parents that want to contribute to the nil fund

511
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: to keep some of these players on a roster, just

512
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 2: your Venmo account. I mean, what's funny is these people

513
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 2: probably won't even know what the hell nil means.

514
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: I'll have no idea, Dude, I want to sponsor a kid.

515
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,719
Speaker 1: H Is there a return, baser? I finally found a

516
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: form of gambling where we can win. We're investing it

517
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: in three year old kids basketball.

518
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 2: Oh here, No, that's and that's the problem. We are

519
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 2: hours away from the first practice tonight, and I gotta

520
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 2: be honest. I don't know how the hell to teach

521
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 2: basketball to kids.

522
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Speaker 1: There's no teaching. What do I teach? How do I

523
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: go over stuff? Kid? What did I always tell you?

524
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: A calm hand is just as good as a stern voice.

525
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: You gotta go with all the shit he used to

526
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: teach you. If it was baseball, just turn it into

527
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: mount tea. I never always say. He always said, I

528
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: knew you guys had something special. You tell these kids,

529
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: I knew you guys had something special. Turn his voice

530
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: into your voice he taught you. You teach them. I

531
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: don't care if it's soccer, baseball, basketball, football, this new

532
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: sport pickled dick. It all translates every sport. It's the mentality.

533
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: Don't I need to teach them the rules. There's that.

534
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: I don't know how to teach rules of basketball. I

535
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 2: don't because I don't even really know that.

536
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: Just watch the NBA because I'm pretty sure they travel

537
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: and double dribble there too. Seeing that double dribbled all

538
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: over the damn cord, It's amazing. It is amazing. I did.

539
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: I watched them from the free throw O two trouble dribbles.

540
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 2: I watched the Rockets and the Grizzlies the other night.

541
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Speaker 1: Dude.

542
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 2: It was a fantastic game. Fantastic game, back and forth,

543
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 2: back and forth.

544
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 1: Who won, Grizz Orriz?

545
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 2: Rockets won. They were down by like thirteen, and the

546
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 2: Rockets came back in the forth and they were up five,

547
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: uh with two seconds to go, and they let the

548
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 2: uh grizz inbound it and the grizz hit a three

549
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 2: to w uh lose by two? Line was three?

550
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: Who was it? John Morant?

551
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,360
Speaker 2: No, Desmond Bane.

552
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: He shoots threes, but they just let him have it.

553
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,719
Speaker 2: They didn't to play defense.

554
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: Uh.

555
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting here and I'm like, I realized, I

556
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 2: don't know the first thing about teaching basketball to kids.

557
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: I just explained it to you. I no, no, no.

558
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 2: And here's the problem. Our first game is this weekend.

559
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 2: I don't have time to go over certain rules. I

560
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 2: gotta figure out what rule is the most important coming

561
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 2: for this coming Saturday.

562
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: You got it? Ted Lasso, dude, he came to Europe

563
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: to teach soccer and he didn't even damn know what

564
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: he was doing. Premier League segregation or was it called relegation?

565
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: He didn't know any of that, and he coached. That's

566
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: you're the ted Lasso of these three year olds? What's

567
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: not three?

568
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 2: And that's the other problem is the age group for

569
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: this basketball league, four year olds to six year olds

570
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: are all on the same team. So skill level wise,

571
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: a four year old six year old are going to

572
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 2: be completely I mean completely different.

573
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: The four year olds are gonna be your bottom feeders.

574
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: And how do I figure out who's my center? Like?

575
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: Do you have positions? I don't know the first thing

576
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 2: about youth basketball is it guys and girls. Guys and

577
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: girls who I don't know how to teach women. We

578
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 2: got a girl on our team, WHOA I don't know

579
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: about that.

580
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 1: Man. You're on your own.

581
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 2: I am, but I am coach gibble and I start

582
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 2: tonight of youth basketball. My first youth basketball coaching, and

583
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: I don't know the first damn thing.

584
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: What do I teach? Tell your right damn now? Three

585
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: point stance? That's the start of basketball, because you're triple threat.

586
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: You can either pass it, you can either dribble it.

587
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: What's the other part of that? Shoot it? Shoot it? Yeah,

588
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: you got to teach them a three point stance. Pivot.

589
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: But there's so many things you can do with a

590
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: three point stance? What is it called? I haven't done it?

591
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: Is it Gulden three point? Three point stance?

592
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 2: When you put your three fingers in the dirt.

593
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: No, you got to teach them the triple threat because

594
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: there's three different things you could do dribble, pass, or shoot.

595
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's a three. I don't get

596
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,199
Speaker 1: it now. Actually, all right, what's the most beneficial thing

597
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: you can teach them?

598
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, because I'm gonna tell them they

599
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 2: can't travel with the ball.

600
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: They gotta dribble it. Yeah.

601
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: But then when I say you they can move their foot,

602
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: They're not gonna understand pivot foot.

603
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,719
Speaker 1: You gotta go Popovich on their ass, pardon my on

604
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: their butts their booties.

605
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: Hey, Papovitch get well soon.

606
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: Please tell them five past minimum before you shoot it.

607
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: That's Papa Bitch, Baby, that's Papovich spurs twoenty and twelve. Baby, Hey,

608
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: I want to see fifteen passes before you shoot that thing.

609
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: Good God, that was some boring basketball. Oh God, they

610
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: were so good. You gotta bring back Papa Bitch. You

611
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: bring back Papa. We do you wal pop we wo

612
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,719
Speaker 1: pop we wo pop. Oh my gosh, dude, the parents

613
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 1: will appreciate that.

614
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, like I'm hoping. We got a

615
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 2: big man so we can feed him in the post

616
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 2: and then when the double team comes, he kicks it

617
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: out and we shoot threes.

618
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: Listen. Of all the things you're gonna teach, the one

619
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: thing I remember from each of my coaches the guy

620
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 1: in the three point now the guy in fourth grade.

621
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: One time we did a play where a kid faked

622
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: like he was a dog in the middle of the

623
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: court and then we ran a trip play to the left. Fantastic.

624
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: That was one thing. And I remember he chewed. He

625
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: chewed while he coached us, but it was an element,

626
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: so he always had to hide it so that he

627
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: didn't get expelled.

628
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so stop by the gas station and get some Copenhagen.

629
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: And then the other thing. I remember my like, let's say,

630
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: sixth grade basketball coach. He loved me because I used

631
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: the bank. I always banked it in. You're Tim Duncan,

632
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: But hold on, this isn't what I remember. The big

633
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: snowstorm came halfway through the season and he was fixing

634
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: his snow machine. Cut off half his hand. Dude. The

635
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: rest of the season, this is how he coached us.

636
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: He had a nub. I'm dead serious, dude. That's all

637
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: I remember from that season. So what they're gonna remember

638
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: is that what you're teaching them God others. Dude. He

639
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: couldn't teach with both of his hands anymore. So before

640
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: he would show us, you know, you switched to both hands.

641
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: He never could show us on the right hand again.

642
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: All we did was shot left hand layups the rest

643
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: of the year. I wrote it. This is a dead

644
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: serious story. I wrote him a letter for Christmas this year. No, No,

645
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: he's probably past coach. That was thirty years ago. He

646
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: would have been like one hundred and thirty. The guy

647
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: barely could walk. But I wrote him a letter and

648
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: said how inspirational he was, and he said he cried

649
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,479
Speaker 1: when he read it. But that was a story.

650
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: Damn man, Yeah that was a story.

651
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: But they remembered that stuff. They're not gonna remember you saying, hey,

652
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: keep dribbling, Sonny, I don't remember that shit, all right?

653
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 2: Game one this weekend. Man, guess what their head coach

654
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: he won't be there.

655
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: Well, what's the line? We are definitely Oh, we are

656
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: getting thirty points. The coaches getting out schlip faced at

657
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: his convention.

658
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't even make the game, dude, I won't

659
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: even able to attend the freaking first game. I'm meeting

660
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: these kids today and I'm gonna lead. I'm saying I'm

661
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: gonna lead you into battle, but but I won't be

662
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: there Saturday. I won't be there Saturday. You guys are

663
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: gonna be on your own Saturday. So some parents gonna

664
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: have to step up and be the coach on Saturday.

665
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to Webmaster Mark here. He's

666
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: your new east to stay at home dad, Mark, take

667
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: our troops into battle if it's anything like t ball.

668
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: When I said, hey, Coch, I sent the email, said

669
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 2: if anybody wants to help out, just let me know.

670
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: And I got nothing back. So I'm gonna be at

671
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: practice and i'd be like, hey, so this Saturday, I'm

672
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: not gonna be there. Who wants to lead these troops?

673
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 2: And no hands go up. I'm like a you guys,

674
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 2: you're on your own player, coaches, you guys make the decisions.

675
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 2: So I've got your tips, man, that'd be great.

676
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: I just gave them to you.

677
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: Thank you. We'll take a break.

678
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

679
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: Another scary situation. I've been putting quarantine at my house.

680
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 2: Something's going around. Oh, virus stuff, a virus, man, I

681
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 2: told you, baby Box two, right, there's been allegations.

682
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no.

683
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: No, allegations that there is a virus going around. Correct

684
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: that there is an allegation about that.

685
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: After that slopes party, dude, dude, And.

686
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 2: I think that's what happened to. The slope party got

687
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: a lot out of control. One kid spit, another kid

688
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: got it on his face or you know. I don't know,

689
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: they were playing grab at. I don't know what happened.

690
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: But baby Box two, in the middle of the night

691
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 2: Sunday night, woke up saying his stomach hurt. Thought he

692
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: had to throw up. He sat there in the toilet

693
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: and he's like, Dad, I think I got a poop.

694
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: And he sat on the toilet and explosion. And I

695
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: was like, oh, bud, and so all right, cool cool,

696
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 2: And he's like, all right, I think I gotta throw

697
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: up now, well I got a poop again.

698
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: I got a poop again.

699
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 2: It's like, all right, well, all right, I think he goes.

700
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: I think I'm better now. Fifteen minutes later he wakes up, Dad, Dad,

701
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: I gotta throw up. I gotta throw up. So he

702
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: run in the bathroom and throws up. He's like, all right,

703
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: I think I'm better now. Twenty minutes later, throws up again.

704
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 2: I get him a bowl. He throws up in that

705
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: one time before you can get to the bathroom. All

706
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 2: day Monday he had diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea.

707
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: Avoid the explicit descriptions.

708
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry, guys, but this is just what's

709
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: going on. This is why I've been put into quarantine.

710
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, truckers. And then Monday night and I have an

711
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: idea on the bomb and I can express it in

712
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, I won't be able to tie it

713
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: in though.

714
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 2: And then on Monday night, Baby Box one, baby Box Original.

715
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: He was like, oh man, oh, he goes, I gotta

716
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom. I gotta go to the bathroom.

717
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: And I went up and checked on him in the bathroom.

718
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: Is it solid? And he goes, no, it's kind of messy.

719
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: Neurovirus bones at it. And I'm like, oh no, oh no.

720
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: And I tell my wife. I'm like, look, baby Box

721
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: has got the rhea. She goes, Okay, get away from

722
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: the kids. Get away from the kids. You sleep in

723
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: the guest room. I'll handle the kids. She's like, you

724
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: cannot get sick for the convention.

725
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: Oh is that chocolate milk? No, it's a stool sample,

726
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: give it.

727
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: And so she read stories of the kids at night.

728
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: She's putting them to bed, she is brushing their teeth.

729
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: I am not seeing my children. I am yelling, hey,

730
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: good night, boys, I love you, love you, Dad, love you.

731
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: And they yell what story they read from their room

732
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 2: as I stand down the hall so I don't have

733
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 2: to get near them. And I'm eating dinner at a

734
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: separate in the living room on the couch while they

735
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 2: sit at the kitchen table.

736
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: How is that different than usual?

737
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: Usually I sit at the table next to them, and.

738
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: They well, are you a traditional family man? They climb

739
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: all over me, they annoy me. They dad gets the

740
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: biggest piece of steak. Damn it.

741
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 2: They stick their fingers in my food. But I cannot

742
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: take any chances. We have convention Coaches Convention four this weekend.

743
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: I'm in quarantine.

744
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was gonna say it's actually cyclical, because there

745
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: was one time in Vain. He gets you had a

746
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: hanging bangy. Maybe a different time you had to get

747
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: your own air purifire. Oh, that I did have the

748
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: hanging banging.

749
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: No, that was the same time hanging banging in Vegas

750
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 2: when I woke up for coaching Convince, and that was bad.

751
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: They gave me a steroid shot in the arm and

752
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 2: the doctor said, go party.

753
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: That's why we brought you back to Nashville. And you've

754
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: been good ever since the vomb thing. My cat we

755
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: came home from vacation. We're in Michigan for seven days.

756
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: My cat was so damn excited to see us vombed

757
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: five times in a two hour span, never bombed again.

758
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 2: Excitement.

759
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: She got that worked up. So maybe it was the

760
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: kids with the slope party.

761
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: That could be it. He was so excited, he was

762
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 2: so amped up from the whole weekend of partying at

763
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: the slopes in Veil that, uh, he was vomiting because

764
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: I know that Oreo was Justin and Kristen, their brother sister.

765
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 2: That was their dog when they were a kid, And

766
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: every time you would knock on the door, Oreo would

767
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: get so he got aside and she'd piss the floor.

768
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: Where you're going that Oreo thing?

769
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 2: No, Oreo would piss on the floor every single time. Yeah,

770
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 2: I mean Oreo. I mean it was the weirdest thing ever.

771
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: I never got it under control. Eventually, you would think

772
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: the dog would learn like, hey, those are just people

773
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 2: coming over, But no, Oreo's entire life urinated on the floor.

774
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: I think it's smart to quarantine. What do we learn

775
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: during the pandemic that it's really is how you can

776
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: eliminate a virus.

777
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only way you can do it. And

778
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 2: the only problem is we got basketball practice, and I'm

779
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: gonna take them to basketball practice.

780
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: Well, honestly, if man to man, you're gonna need to

781
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: decide what's the most important convention? Basketball practice falls somewhere lower.

782
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: What are you know? This is an important week.

783
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 2: But this is going to teach them also to play

784
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 2: through sickness like Jordan in the Flu game. Like Jordan

785
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 2: can do it, you guys can do it.

786
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 1: Let me say, Baser, hit me with this list, laundry,

787
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: list of stuff I gotta do. I think one of

788
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: the things is laundry. The other things. You got to

789
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: get a haircut. We gotta go do a spray tank. Oh,

790
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: I gotta get a haircut too, Dude. We gotta go

791
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: get Muffy at the airport. I said, we need we

792
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: need to make a list. When does Muff get in Thursday? Now,

793
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: all these people easing in it.

794
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 2: What donas Muff get in? Does she need to stay

795
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: in the city at our house for tonight?

796
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: No, you're quarantined. I mean, is there another We got

797
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: an air mattress. But she's in later in the afternoon.

798
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: But yeah, people that are making it a Thursday thing,

799
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: come on. The convention's on Friday. Stop. We can't handle

800
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: the party for four straight days. So it doesn't start till.

801
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 2: Mario can I guarantee Mario kann?

802
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: But Muffy's coming in town and there's a list, and

803
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: I said, what's the most important coaches convention. Remember that

804
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: over the next week, that's the most important thing. Everything

805
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: else falls below it. I know, I understand. You gotta

806
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: go do laundry. We gotta get a haircut, gotta get

807
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 1: a tan. Have you seen Jessica. We gotta go here,

808
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: we gotta go here is my dad's birthday present? Good?

809
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: What is the most important thing and everybody's live over

810
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: the next seven days? Coaches convention. Yeah, now you want

811
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: to hear an email? I'm is it your kid's email? No?

812
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: No, that it is ours. Coachers Lunchbox needs to learn

813
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: the rules. He had a terrible week last Monday. He

814
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: said there was no the no call. Targeting was a

815
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: good note call, but he said they hit face mask.

816
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: That is, by definition helmet to helmet hit on a

817
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 2: defenseless receiver and should be targeting the way the rule

818
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: is written. It does not have to be lunging or

819
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 2: leaving the feet. Just a helmet to helmet is enough.

820
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 2: Also something to look at. The block field goal ut

821
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: blocks the ball, but it bounces and goes through the uprights.

822
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: This could also be a good field goal try. The

823
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 2: ball is still alive after being blocked. Why is this

824
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 2: not given the ASU for three points. Short Horns lost.

825
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: LB was scared to call it his lock on Friday Show.

826
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: But tech Tu lost and they shouldn't have never been

827
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 2: in there in the first place. John Carlson, I don't

828
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: understand what he means by the block field goal. It

829
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 2: still goes through the uprights.

830
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: Something about it being a live ball, but.

831
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 2: I don't remember if it got blocked in with it

832
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 2: the uprights. They got three points.

833
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: I wasn't watching the game with a fine tooth comb.

834
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: I was in and out of drinks.

835
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: Also, something to look into the blocked field goal. Ut

836
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 2: blocks the ball, but it bounces it. If it bounces

837
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: on the ground, it doesn't count. Dude, I don't know

838
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: what he's talking about. I'm so confused. I wish, I

839
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 2: wish I understood what that meant. But thanks for the email. Man.

840
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 2: If it's a block field goal and it doesn't go

841
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: through there you go. It's not a block field goal.

842
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 2: Another one, yo, what's up? Coachers?

843
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: Screw you? Arnold?

844
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 2: Hey, I just want to give Lunches prods for his

845
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: insane accuracy with the pins with the Penn State Notre

846
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: Dame game. This podcast is my retirement plan, so keep

847
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: giving those take it to the banks.

848
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: I said Notre Dame as well. But I was one

849
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: point off from the score, were you really? Yeah, I

850
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: mean there's no sight that lets you predict the scorer,

851
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: so now you can't congrats on the service.

852
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 2: You go to the DraftKings and put the correct score.

853
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: Really you can bet that?

854
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: But I mean, Ray got our sponsor mentioned. Yeah, hey guys,

855
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: it's me, Cappy. No worries.

856
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: I'm booked for next week's conference, and I'm bringing in

857
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: an insurance policy that will guarantee that I make it

858
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 2: back to South Carolina on time. Can't wait to see you, guys,

859
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: sore losers. After all this said and done, I have

860
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 2: no doubt that this year party will be better than ever.

861
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: Let's fucking go, Cappy Weather. It will be better.

862
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will in. We will not get snowed in

863
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: anything else. Let me see it.

864
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: We go. You see the Sunday game we got so

865
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: Saturday we got chiefs in Texans Sunday Eagles Rams what Yeah,

866
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: that's good?

867
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude, Hey, Sam Donald turned back into a pumpkin man.

868
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on a second, but here here's the problem. Everybody.

869
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,479
Speaker 2: Sam Donald cost himself a lot of money, a lot

870
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 2: of money. But at the same time, that Vikings offensive

871
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: line got just absolutely demolished, and hey, Matthew Stafford was

872
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 2: lights out, lights out.

873
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: You're saying that the team would have signed him and

874
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: given him a bunch of money. Yeah, they were talking.

875
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: I mean they were talking about the Vikings signing him

876
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: and trading JJ McCarthy, who they drafted in the first

877
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: round last year.

878
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: You ever read JJ McCarthy's tweets, No, they're good. Sometimes

879
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: he talks in French.

880
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, so so he's bilingual.

881
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: Wee, Okay, Hey, we got Chiefs and Texans on Saturday

882
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: and on Sunday, Rams and Eagles. I was right, never

883
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: doubt yourself. All right, subbeaches.

884
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: Just wanted to let you guys coaches know that I

885
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 2: started a Reddit thread for the Sore Losers. It's called

886
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: the Sore Losers Podcast. Let's get on there and share

887
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: some nonsense. Just another way to expand the brand. Kate,

888
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 2: thanks bless cat Nick.

889
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: I always thought the brand was gonna die within a year.

890
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: This is actually the first time I think that the

891
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: brand might not die within twelve months. Thank you.

892
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 2: All right, Well have Wednesday, guys, I gotta get ready

893
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: for basketball.

894
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: Priday.

895
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: I got to draw up some drills. I don't even

896
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 2: know if I need to bring basketballs. Do they provide them?

897
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 2: Do they not?

898
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: That's a great question.

899
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: I mean, this league is so old school. I had

900
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: to go there and fill out a piece of paper

901
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: to sign my kid up for basketball. I couldn't do

902
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: it online.

903
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: It's all physical, all physical interesting. So dude, you're gonna

904
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: have to bring twelve balls every time he tried it.

905
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that? Loading up three kids and twelve balls.

906
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 2: That's tough, man, that's tough. Yeah, but yeah, wish me luck.

907
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: If you guys got any tips, let us know. We

908
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: are the sore Losers at gmail dot com. Go to

909
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 2: our reddit thread. I don't even know how to look

910
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 2: that up. I'll try to figure out Reddit. I'm not

911
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: a big redditor.

912
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: I'm old.

913
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: And we'll see on Friday, all right.

914
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: We out summer coming in on Thursday, though, dude, but

915
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see them Thursday. They get all petered

916
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: out on Thursday. No, they do.

917
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 2: That's what Rosanna and Buddy and the Martinez family, Danny

918
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 2: and Mario and Roba Douche.

919
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: I think my sister's leaving Sunday morning. And I think

920
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: she said, and she's stayed up all night Saturday night

921
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: and then going to catch her plane on Sunday morning.

922
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: I go, that's probably not the best.

923
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 2: No, that's probably a great idea. That's probably that's absolutely

924
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 2: the maturity.

925
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 1: Somebody told you their plan sober and you're like, wow, yeah,

926
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: I mean, just just being real, I do. I don't

927
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 1: think that's the best plan, but yeah.

928
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: I do think that's a good idea. It's like when

929
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: we were in Vegas that one time we were at

930
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 2: the club and you go, the sun was coming up,

931
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh shit, the sun's coming up. My

932
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 2: flights at eight am, and you freaking booked it out

933
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 2: of there.

934
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: Dude, I get that. We were sitting there talking. It

935
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: was you meet, surrounded by five Asians. I run out

936
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: of the Villaggio, Benicio, Bellaggio, Venetian. Maybe Encore Win, Encore,

937
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: one of the nice ones, Sprint City, get to the airport,

938
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: sleep on a guy's shoulder, made it home to Austin,

939
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: Texas on time. As far as I knew, you were

940
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 1: still partying with those Asians when the sun came up. Yeah,

941
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: I know that.

942
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 2: My cousin Andrew was there, and he told me he

943
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 2: had to hold it together because the flight into Lubbock

944
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 2: was very bouncy, very bouncy, And he ran off the

945
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: plane and found the first trash can in the airport

946
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 2: and let it all loose. Hell of a tie in, Yeah,

947
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 2: hell of a tian Coach convention.

948
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: We'll see you there.

949
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: Oh, we already ended the show, dude, we already ended it.

950
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: One who's our special guests? So that was the only

951
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 1: one we had lined up, and he canceled.

952
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Yeah, he hadn't He hadn't confirmed her. Yeah,

953
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: I can't get him to confirm it.

954
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: Should I offer? I was thinking about Amy, like two

955
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: hundred bucks? No, why to come? Why would you pay

956
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: her to speak? It's a speaking engage.

957
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 2: You can do it out of the goodness of her heart.

958
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: You got an extra two hundred dollars laying around.

959
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna do it that out of our fund. No,

960
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: that's already in the red. Yeah, right, we're gonna use

961
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: that for lunch today. I'm right.

962
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: No, Hey, we are headed to Chiefs to do a

963
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 2: sound check. We're going to do a sound check right now.

964
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: We've been dipping into the fund all year. There ain't

965
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: much left.

966
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: Nope, nope, no, No.

967
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: We're paying for parking. Got the fund, don't we Yeah?

968
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna ride one of those scooters

969
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 2: down there. Man, it's twenty degrees. No, it's warm. Now

970
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 2: what's the degrees out?

971
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: Now? Get the fund?

972
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:10,959
Speaker 2: Let me see the weather.

973
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna dip into the fund.

974
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: No, it's thirty seven right now, Sonny in thirty seven, dude.

975
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: Right, but just for parking, let's dip into the fund. No.

976
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 2: I don't think we need. I don't think we need.

977
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: I don't think we need.

978
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: Thing's been empty for a while though. Yeah, man, hey man,

979
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 1: did everybody pay though? For the convention? There weren't any

980
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: bounced checks or anything. No.

981
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 2: I did get a couple of checks in the mail.

982
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: Because if I think if somebody did readnig on a payment,

983
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: that's that what that's what bites us. I don't I

984
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: don't think somebody comes to the entire convention and then

985
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: cancels their check on moll Day.

986
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 2: Oh they they say, credit card fraud.

987
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: We go to pay for the bucket, We got to

988
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: pay cheese for the room, you know what I mean?

989
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: Like the happy hour that they have this.

990
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 2: It's all a bunch of you were like, uh, so

991
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: we don't have that money. So me and Ray are

992
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: going to work a couple of shifts down here.

993
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: Hey, Cappy gave us this betting slip and he said

994
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: this is his three hundred dollars. It says Chiefs Texans

995
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: minus seven.