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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties

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Speaker 1: tell me I'm moving five. Hello, Hey, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Tim. Ah. This is hey Tim. My name is Colby.

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Speaker 1: We don't know each other, but I recently started dating

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Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend Amy. Uh huh, I just uh thought

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Speaker 1: i'd give you a call kind of Oh. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: I know it's awkward, but how long do you? Guys

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Speaker 1: dated for a few years, right, I mean she didn't

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Speaker 1: give me all the details, but yeah, we did it

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Speaker 1: for a while. Why all right? Well, she told me

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Speaker 1: that I should call you and ask you for any

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Speaker 1: tips that I could get on how to date her.

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Speaker 1: She told you to call me. Yeah. When I say date,

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Speaker 1: I mean date as in the bedroom. Are you just

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Speaker 1: doing this to mess with me? To be No, I

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Speaker 1: promise I'm not, like seriously, I just she asked me

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Speaker 1: to call you and get some advice. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: would think it would be a compliment. I'm really not

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Speaker 1: trying to be a jerk. I know, it's a weird conversation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's messed up. Man. Well, I'm just in a tough

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Speaker 1: spot because I started dating her after you and you

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Speaker 1: were clearly way better in that department than I am,

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Speaker 1: and you know, like we're adults here. I didn't work

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Speaker 1: out with you, guys, I understand that, but at least

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Speaker 1: maybe I could get some advice from you on how

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Speaker 1: to please her better. This is weird, right, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: You're clearly uncomfortable by this conversation. Yeah, it's a little

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Speaker 1: i mean, out of nowhere, and you know, thinking about

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Speaker 1: her and then you know she's already dating somebody. It's

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Speaker 1: just a little Yeah, it's a little I mean, no

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Speaker 1: matter what, she moved on and she's with me now,

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Speaker 1: and you being the swords men that you are, that's

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Speaker 1: what she called you, the swordsman. She asked me to

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Speaker 1: call you and get some advice. No, man, that's weird. No,

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Speaker 1: thinking about it this way. You are like the Michael

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Speaker 1: Jordan's right, And I just came in to take over

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Speaker 1: the team that you were leading. So I'm asking for

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Speaker 1: some help here, like you're my mentor, you know, like

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Speaker 1: I'm teach me how to please your ex girlfriend. No, man, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is not something that you should not make this call.

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Speaker 1: This is not something that has talked about. I bowed

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Speaker 1: down to you. Oh great swordsm teach me your way.

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Speaker 1: The flattery is not going to help this at all.

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Speaker 1: What can I do? I'm trying to be nice to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm dude, you aren't nice, and I wish you the

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Speaker 1: best of luck with her, man, but this is not

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Speaker 1: something that I'm just gonna like describe over the phone

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Speaker 1: with you. One. Come on, dude, no, none, No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not no, man, don't call me, don't ask him. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to even All I want to do. All

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Speaker 1: I want to do is make her climax. And you

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Speaker 1: are being a jerk. Are you crying? I'm a little upset. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Then you gotta go handle this on your

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Speaker 1: own man, with her, not me. Don't come crying to me. Literally,

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Speaker 1: how do you do? How did you do it? Your sortsman? Dude,

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Speaker 1: I know, man, it's not easy, and I am not easy.

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Speaker 1: It's not easy, man, it's not She's a complicated beast

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Speaker 1: that one. Dude. You're gonna figure it out, okay, you no? Not?

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Speaker 1: You are we all. Look, we all come up with

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Speaker 1: like challenges like this. In relationships have challenges and some

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Speaker 1: are like this. Come are you have You've never you

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Speaker 1: never had this problem, other problems. You're so, she wasn't perfect.

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Speaker 1: You're the swordsman. You're him. Stop stop, you're him. Dude,

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Speaker 1: You've been really nice, because I think most guys, if

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Speaker 1: I would have called and opened up like this about

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Speaker 1: their ex girlfriend would have been incredibly mad. And you're

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Speaker 1: no wonder. She talks about you so fondly. You're a

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Speaker 1: nice man. Thanks, But that's it, all right. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: figure it on your own, and you guys will do whatever.

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Speaker 1: You two gonna do whatever. I don't care. I also,

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Speaker 1: I need to just tell you one thing if I could. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually a prank phone call. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. Say it again. This is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving onty two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Are you

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Speaker 1: your roommate RA set you up? Who did Chris? Chris? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm to kill that guy. He says you recently? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he says, your girlfriend recently broke up with you and

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Speaker 1: you needed a little cheering up. You guys called me

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Speaker 1: the swords of It. Yeah, because you are. Teach me

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Speaker 1: your ways. Teach me your ways. I'd say thank you,

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Speaker 1: but not really. Um. Wake up every morning with Jubal

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Speaker 1: phone tabs, weekday mornings on the twenties two point five