Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 3: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3: This is how it starts. It's Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3: You're starting a line up. Hi, bad Larry, Bad Larry
Speaker 3: joining us from New Jersey, Dylan the graphics guys here,
Speaker 3: and of course Shae in Irving not Shaye and Irving.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you name a kid Irving?
Speaker 1: I would? Yeah.
Speaker 4: I guess if you ever.
Speaker 1: Had a son, Yeah, if my son ever comes back
Speaker 1: to me, I mean, yeah, I gotta have one or
Speaker 1: two out there. Do you think I do? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't very cautious Danny growing Upjuana.
Speaker 1: If they're smart, there's extradition that bad Larry.
Speaker 5: How are you everything good?
Speaker 1: Damn well? You had you had a good week last week.
Speaker 1: You're up seven and a half units. Is that right?
Speaker 5: I I, Oh, my god, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 5: have last week's picked in front of me.
Speaker 1: Let me, I know I hit.
Speaker 5: I know I hit the Dallas Mavericks money line.
Speaker 3: Back, Ray, Ray, you're the one that keeps track of
Speaker 3: this as the producer. Bad Larry won one and a
Speaker 3: half units last week.
Speaker 4: Correct, Okay, I will give Larry his flowers up seven
Speaker 4: and a half units in the off seasons. Actually pretty good,
Speaker 4: quietly pretty good, especially when you compare it to other
Speaker 4: things in your immediate vicinity.
Speaker 1: Well, but the problem is he says he's really good
Speaker 1: with football.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he wasn't. That's awful, good at all awful.
Speaker 3: That's when I first met Larry. He would, you know,
Speaker 3: tell me all the bets that he won. He never
Speaker 3: told me the bets he lost.
Speaker 4: Well, you told me like, you're like, like before I
Speaker 4: met Bad Larry, You're like, my guy, Bad Larry's coming in.
Speaker 4: He's a pretty sharp football better And I was like
Speaker 4: this dipshit is.
Speaker 5: Sharp.
Speaker 1: No, Larry is sharp. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I dominated that first year. I had
Speaker 5: a bad last year and I shorted Kansas City down
Speaker 5: the stretch.
Speaker 4: You ran the table in golf for a little bit too. Actually,
Speaker 4: like a stretch where he's just hitting all the golf bets.
Speaker 1: Well, Shaye won six and a half units last week. Boom, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're still down nine and a half. That ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: Danny Dylan won two units. You're down minus twenty three.
Speaker 1: That's something.
Speaker 4: That's a steep mountain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you can climb out of that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to start and throwing some barlays out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, golf parlay, how do you get out of the hole? Dan,
Speaker 1: keep digging, just don't pull out? Whoa getting out of
Speaker 1: a hole? That was my problem? Growing better than that?
Speaker 1: I am not you are better than that?
Speaker 2: She said, no condom, no problem kids in.
Speaker 1: Gam I'm allergic to latex.
Speaker 4: Uh you're a lamb skinning guy, skin guy.
Speaker 1: For her pleasure.
Speaker 4: There is nothing about that is for her.
Speaker 1: Got nothing to do with her. Okay. Uh Rory's divorce
Speaker 1: is going to affect him at the PGA Championship. He's
Speaker 1: going to play better. Yeah, Oh you think without that
Speaker 1: albatross around his goddamn neck. Well he's uh, he won
Speaker 1: last week. What did he do for Mother's Day? That's
Speaker 1: my question? I don't think he did. He won a tournament,
Speaker 1: that's what. I don't think.
Speaker 3: He was asked after he won. I think he was
Speaker 3: asked about Mother's Day and he he didn't acknowledge his wife.
Speaker 1: It's like every divorced dad in America is playing golf on.
Speaker 4: Mother yea, the Wells Fargo Championship.
Speaker 1: I couldn't miss it, exactly. No, No, he's he won
Speaker 1: his first tournament.
Speaker 2: It there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was his that was first tour wineverug Inaugural.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like that would actually help your plate,
Speaker 4: Like if you're literally just thinking so much about something
Speaker 4: completely unrelated to golf battle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, think about how much money you're losing, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: on the golf course, thinking about how much he's gonna get. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: there's there's no way that helps your game.
Speaker 4: There's the rumor that he's gonna sign with Live for
Speaker 4: what what do they offer? Eight hundred million dollars? Months
Speaker 4: finalized the divorce, then signed the.
Speaker 1: Duh. I don't know if everything that's been said that
Speaker 1: you can now join.
Speaker 4: He's the one guy who like he would get Tiger,
Speaker 4: can't Tiger?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gave Tiger a hundred million just to say, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for your support. Unbelievable one hundred million, What a
Speaker 1: sweet gig. I want to I want the over under
Speaker 1: on his next wife. The age Tiger's Rory's tiger ain't
Speaker 1: never getting married again, No way, no chance. Uh So
Speaker 1: the over under for Rory's next wife, the age how
Speaker 1: old Rory? Twenty seven? I'll go over there, you'll go,
Speaker 1: I go. I would go under twenty eight and a half.
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, but wait, Shay, do you think Rory should
Speaker 6: put another curse of monogamy around his finger?
Speaker 1: No? I think he will, though, I think one hundred
Speaker 1: percent will he'll get married again. He strikes me as
Speaker 1: he loves love exactly. He believes he's a northern man.
Speaker 1: I don't know how Catholic they are.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, he's thirty five, so he's got time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he'll be forty, she'll be twenty eight. He'll
Speaker 1: pop out a couple more.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, And it's crazy that he's thirty five because like
Speaker 4: how long, Like it feels like he's been on tour
Speaker 4: for like thirty years?
Speaker 1: How long was he married? Seven years?
Speaker 4: And she worked for like golf?
Speaker 1: She did right? No, No, she worked for the PGA tour.
Speaker 1: Awful combination, awful. You can't get away with shit. She's
Speaker 1: working in the same place as your nightmare.
Speaker 3: Bad Larry, Which NFL coach will be fired first in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four? I have the odds Robert Salah of
Speaker 3: the Jets, Matt eber Flus of the Bears, Mike McCarthy
Speaker 3: and Dallas Dennis Allen in New Orleans. Do you want
Speaker 3: to pick one? Wager on one or we'll just move on.
Speaker 5: I would say definitely not the Dallas guy, the guy
Speaker 5: in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Matt eber Flus. What do you think I'll take Dennis
Speaker 1: Allen right now? Plus seven hundred? Okay, all day? You do?
Speaker 4: I probably would do. They can't fire eber Flus with
Speaker 4: after Kayleb Williams first year bad or good?
Speaker 1: Right, Well, you would think it buys him a little
Speaker 1: more time.
Speaker 4: At least two year, like freshman and sophomore year. If
Speaker 4: it's still nothing's changed, then.
Speaker 1: Let me look at the recap here, Bad Larry, anything
Speaker 1: that stands out the.
Speaker 5: Now just the Dallas money line. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: the one year in the PST. There's nothing jumps off
Speaker 5: the pack.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see, Shay, nothing what do you mean Danny
Speaker 1: had a great time? Baseball domination, basketball domination, My Korean
Speaker 1: finally came home. Colin Moore count Zerra domination plus three hundred,
Speaker 1: Top twenty. I think he's from Berkeley. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's Korean. Is he Norakala? No, he's Japanese. Okay, but
Speaker 1: he's my Korean. He has a Korean. I have a Korean.
Speaker 1: Well he is Sun Jam Yeah, the Korean, which actually Dan, Well, I.
Speaker 4: Mean we'll get to that, but it's been a big,
Speaker 4: big week for Korean.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well sunjay Em and See Woo Kim. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: had both of those.
Speaker 4: Sun Jm finished third. I believe smoked the top ten.
Speaker 1: You lost your parlay her NBA parlays, which actually.
Speaker 4: Do that that Caves Celtics game when the Caves are
Speaker 4: thirty and a half point dogs and one out right,
Speaker 4: Well that was spicy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. All the games have to
Speaker 1: win for a parlay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it was just you're making fun of bad Larry
Speaker 1: not being sharp.
Speaker 4: No, I never said I was.
Speaker 1: That brings us to this week, Bad Larry. You got
Speaker 1: some golf bets.
Speaker 5: I do have a couple, But did I get a
Speaker 5: betting on Tiger not making a cut.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes you did.
Speaker 5: What were they? What are the odds on that? Uh?
Speaker 1: Tiger missed the cut minus two hundred?
Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine. Okay, I don't know what he's doing,
Speaker 5: but I just I'm in the stage where I like
Speaker 5: rooting against tigers.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that you don't know what Tiger's doing
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 5: I don't know if you keeek offer or not yet?
Speaker 1: Do you swear on your your wife?
Speaker 5: I swear, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Swear on your sister in law, somebody more exactly? All right?
Speaker 5: I have I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyone might be plus one or even.
Speaker 5: Oh that's better than I would have expected him to be.
Speaker 5: I hope he's on the first hole.
Speaker 3: Uh, he's to play a lot of them. He's probably
Speaker 3: on the back nine. He's got maybe four holes to play. Okay, So, uh, what's.
Speaker 5: You doesn't bode well for me?
Speaker 1: What are your golf bets?
Speaker 5: Okay, Corey Connor's top to the top twenties, just one
Speaker 5: unit of each Cory Connors, justin, Thomas Rory, and Jordan Spieth,
Speaker 5: then one unit to not make the cut on Tiger.
Speaker 5: It looks like I'm gonna lose that, and then I
Speaker 5: want basketball. I want over in Denver game tonight. That's
Speaker 5: too over in the Knicks tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Denver over is a two to four and a.
Speaker 5: Half okay, Knicks Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Night over to sixteen, Okay.
Speaker 5: And then I want under on the OKCE Dallas game.
Speaker 5: I think that's Saturday to ten. Okay. There there my picks,
Speaker 5: one on each of them.
Speaker 1: All right, Shay, you're right well, America's pastime red Sox
Speaker 1: laying one to eight against the Rays, Twinkies minus one
Speaker 1: fifteen against the Yankees, and then PGA. Guess what I
Speaker 1: got some parlays Danny, Yeah, and Speed is involved because
Speaker 1: I'm a glutton for punishment. Top ten parlay hook him
Speaker 1: brooksy Scheffler plus ten thirty five, Top twenty parlay Scheffler
Speaker 1: and Hovelin plus one twenty eight. And then I got
Speaker 1: outright winners my guy Ludwig, Bryson, Deshaw, Trt pulling my
Speaker 1: Rakawa and Jordan's Speith. Those are all outrights. You know
Speaker 1: that you don't do well betting on Jordan Speed. I
Speaker 1: do awful. You have lost seven and a half units.
Speaker 1: Be if I hit one of these. I think your
Speaker 1: do do.
Speaker 4: You, Scott? He's a hook him guy too, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 4: be a better bet.
Speaker 1: What else do you have? NFL futures, it's got fucking
Speaker 1: go over unders, Danny, schedules are out. It's time to
Speaker 1: get weird. Panthers under five and a half wins. That's
Speaker 1: three units. I got the Bears under eight and a
Speaker 1: half wins. I think that's fucking way too high. I
Speaker 1: don't think is gonna be good at all. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna take a shit ton of sacks.
Speaker 1: Cowboys under ten and a half, yes, Seahawks over seven
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 3: So if you're taking the under, I don't want you
Speaker 3: calling up the show and then complaining when the Cowboys
Speaker 3: don't do well.
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna call the show. You expect them
Speaker 1: to do poorly. I'm betting against them getting ten. The
Speaker 1: team's gotten worse. It's gotten fucking worse. Okay, schedule's gotten harder.
Speaker 1: How the fuck are they gonna win eleven games? Cry
Speaker 1: though during this season when they don't do well, and
Speaker 1: then you sound surprised, what is that? No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not true. It's not that I'm surprised. It's surprised
Speaker 1: that I'm falling for this shit over and over again.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised that I'm depressed and upset. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: that I'm still in love, by the way, with your wife,
Speaker 1: of course, the roommate. I'm talking about the Cowboys roommate. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: who do you love more? Your wife? Oh fucking cowboy?
Speaker 1: Oh man, the tennis wives are listen. They're so listening.
Speaker 1: On your third glass of fucking dry shardon day, get
Speaker 1: to work. I love the roommate more than anything. Danny. Wait,
Speaker 1: why did you shake you? This was a fucking radio
Speaker 1: program that got a twitch. Yeah. Yeah, one of these
Speaker 1: days you're gonna be on camera. No man, yeah you are?
Speaker 1: Oh man, yep, okay, so you have your futures. I'll
Speaker 1: wear this day one. Is that your unibomber? Yeah, unibommer.
Speaker 1: Classy Cowboys under ten and a half? Any other Seahawks
Speaker 1: over seven and a half Byahuasca is under nine and
Speaker 1: a half, and the Brownies over eight and a half.
Speaker 1: And I bet on Week one football because too early.
Speaker 1: Eagles laying one and a half against Green Bay at
Speaker 1: ali Ens minus three against Pittsburgh. I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: have a ship year. Two Saints laying four and a
Speaker 1: half against the Panthers and the Niners five and a
Speaker 1: half against the fight in Hiahuascas. I think that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a fucking funny game. You're you're giving up five
Speaker 1: and a half. I'm laying five and a half. Aarons
Speaker 1: number is going to be seven, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: think Aaron Rodgers is going to do a whole lot.
Speaker 1: So it's conspiracy theories and depression. You see my Tucker
Speaker 1: oh Man, must see TV. Dude, I heard about him.
Speaker 1: It was great. It was great. He's like every boomer
Speaker 1: on Facebook, like every single conspiracy theory. He's like, well, yeah, duh.
Speaker 4: He's like he's just like three years late to the
Speaker 4: party at this.
Speaker 1: And he's telling me what a great guy Putin is, right.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, Well, I mean that guy does
Speaker 1: have some good ideas. Voting doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Who's having a better week, Aaron Rodgers or the kicker
Speaker 6: from the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Oh, that guy rocks. Butker the man, the myth, the legend.
Speaker 1: You kidding me? That was awesome. Women, you don't have
Speaker 1: to work just have babies. If I was a woman,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You want, ugly woman who
Speaker 1: I'd be to not working, You would stay in the
Speaker 1: kitchen and have no problem, absolutely be baking pies and ship,
Speaker 1: taking the kids to soccer, whatever the hell be hanging out.
Speaker 1: Damn it's good to be white. I've said this before
Speaker 1: and I'll say it again. It's amazing. Goddamn it. It's great.
Speaker 4: It's been pretty fun so far.
Speaker 1: It's great. Been a good run, especially in Connecticut. This
Speaker 1: look a different kind of white, like a Fairfield County white.
Speaker 1: This is what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but apparently it's the basketball capital of the country now, so.
Speaker 1: It's also the only fans capital of the country. Do
Speaker 1: you see that on the Twitter? Go to unusual whales
Speaker 1: on the Twitter. That's not what you think, Marvin. It
Speaker 1: says the largest number of only fans creators is in
Speaker 1: and around the city of New Haven, Connecticut. No ship.
Speaker 1: They're averaging four hundred and thirty eight bucks a month.
Speaker 1: If you listening to Larry and and like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's like three or four colleges there, you gotta figure
Speaker 1: Larry doesn't know about only fans, sister lat Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: most creators ever, so I mean get out.
Speaker 4: Like race like based on the ratio of like the population.
Speaker 1: I think it's total number. I mean to all the
Speaker 1: single guys or something. Now what do you got? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Right, So this is from the New York Post. There's
Speaker 7: two thy four hundred and sixty four accounts. According to
Speaker 7: the Daily Mail, ninety seven percent of these accounts are
Speaker 7: based in or around New Haven. Each medium income per
Speaker 7: month four hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: Look at that little extra scratch. We got some uh
Speaker 1: you know, for the single guys, how about some research
Speaker 1: and for guys who have a wife and three daughters.
Speaker 1: There I'm talking about real. I would never Danny sign
Speaker 1: up to see somebody's kiddies online, Like I could just
Speaker 1: go google that. I don't Yeah, I don't get you
Speaker 1: want to interact with him? Don't you're their hair? Do
Speaker 1: you want to talk to them?
Speaker 4: You're a big direct message guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of this is foreign to bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Like Larry's got a phone.
Speaker 5: I don't know what you guys are talking.
Speaker 1: I know I know that Dylan porn.
Speaker 4: Larry started that.
Speaker 1: Dylan, you're up my turn? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 4: Uh So for the PGA Championship I actually have the
Speaker 4: x man Xander Shaffley to win plus twelve hundred. He's
Speaker 4: looking good right now, which means it doesn't bode well
Speaker 4: for Sunday. Colin Morikawa, I'm borrowing him again. Say top
Speaker 4: to him for the minute plus two eighty and naturally,
Speaker 4: I mean after his glorious third place finish at the
Speaker 4: Wells Fargo last week. Dan, I got a roll with
Speaker 4: Sung Jay m top ten plus six fifty little sauce
Speaker 4: on those odds, uh and Matt Waller's top ten plus
Speaker 4: twelve hundred and a hole in one on Saturday plus
Speaker 4: one thousand, specifically on Saturday.
Speaker 3: So not Monday or or Thursday or Friday, when more
Speaker 3: people will be in the field and more chances for
Speaker 3: holding one the odds.
Speaker 4: Gale old juice here after the cut, and I know
Speaker 4: it all right.
Speaker 1: It spoke to me, where are we in the Formula
Speaker 1: one circle?
Speaker 4: It's in Italia?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: So I got Oscar Piastre podium finished plus three hundred.
Speaker 1: Home field advantage is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Pea three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say the real name.
Speaker 4: For Fernando Alonso podium finished plus twelve hundred and Sergio
Speaker 4: Perez fastest lap plus eight fifteen. All right, NHL got
Speaker 4: my Rangers money line tonight against the Hurricanes plus one forty.
Speaker 4: Really scared that this is going to go to Game
Speaker 4: seven though, after being up three zip and then Panthers
Speaker 4: puckline minus one and a half against the Bruins tomorrow.
Speaker 4: That's plus one eighty. And like my esteemed colleague over here,
Speaker 4: I also have the Twins, which I think is about
Speaker 4: to kick off in about thirty minutes against the Yankees
Speaker 4: minus one.
Speaker 1: Well, Aaron, Aaron Judge had a big night laws Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all extra base, extra base hits. Had it hit a
Speaker 1: bomb too? I mean he hit like a four hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty foot home.
Speaker 4: That's a that's a long time rundown.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is, uh bat Larry, anything that you would
Speaker 3: like to add? Anything coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5: This weekend? Yeah, I don't think so. I can't come
Speaker 5: up this weekend.
Speaker 1: I want to take No. No, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: invite you. I said, is there anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 5: Anything I have planned this weekend? No, Larry, I haven't
Speaker 5: been I haven't been told what we're going to do
Speaker 5: this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yet. It's got to be a Regatta somewhere.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking maybe AC but I'm not sure Borgatta.
Speaker 1: I got a couple soccer tournaments Danny for the kids,
Speaker 1: and we've been warned. This is our fourth warning for
Speaker 1: the parents on the sideline for being too loud and
Speaker 1: uh ruckus. So we might be getting kicked off the
Speaker 1: field this Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 4: That's kind of ideal though, right, I'm excited to hang
Speaker 4: around if Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I like watching soccer, like the eldest kid soccer.
Speaker 1: She's decent at it, but the team's fucking nuts. So
Speaker 1: it's like a party every time, and people drink out
Speaker 1: their booze. But you don't, No, not me, you don't drink. No.
Speaker 4: But it's organic psychotic, just.
Speaker 1: Just shady and bipolar and crazy like synthetic. No, I
Speaker 1: just don't take my antipsychotics in the morning. And then
Speaker 1: are you bipolar? Yeah? Why are you just telling me? Then?
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna lead with that. I don't well a
Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, I'm bipolar ship man. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on anti psychotics and whatnot. The problem is when
Speaker 1: I drink heavily, the anti psychotics don't work. So we'll
Speaker 1: have episodes and I'll just go on a three day
Speaker 1: run and just not go home. That's what happened a
Speaker 1: lot growing up. But you didn't that. You don't drink anymore, right,
Speaker 1: and now the meds work. So how do you get
Speaker 1: like altered high? I don't right now? No, I know,
Speaker 1: I took a time out from all that shit. It's
Speaker 1: called life. Then. Yeah, okay, it's good high for this show.
Speaker 1: But I haven't known you sober. I was sober. No,
Speaker 1: you haven't. I don't remember that. I don't.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray America Americanmedical dot Org says it's safest to
Speaker 7: avoid drinking and all possibilities on antipsychotics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cocaine too. If you keep reading, they're like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't do it. That enhances the mad the mania,
Speaker 1: which is cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I buy that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think we've done enough damage. Shane and Irving
Speaker 1: the podcast. Shae sent me a picture of a dish
Speaker 1: that his wife made. Yeah, chioppino. It was good as ship.
Speaker 1: It looked good. It was awesome. I do like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when are you coming on the show, Danny? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Why are you gonna over some chiopino?
Speaker 1: Dan? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I need to come over. You have to but nobody
Speaker 3: drinks there. Oh no, she drinks.
Speaker 1: Oh she does. Oh yeah, she'll have good wine for you.
Speaker 1: So you're drinking for two great tequila. You think we're
Speaker 1: gonna chop it up a little bit, you're life and
Speaker 1: me hope not. I mean she'll be say hi and
Speaker 1: all that other ship. We're gonna have dinner. So she's
Speaker 1: gonna be there. But is she gonna be flirty? No,
Speaker 1: like cute. She'll probably try and talk shit about me.
Speaker 1: She'll be cute, okay, like, oh yeah, he's such an idiot. Here,
Speaker 1: have another glass of wine, Danny, all that crap. The
Speaker 1: kids will be like, hi, whatever, we don't care about
Speaker 1: anything except fucking iPads. Okay, that's it. And then we
Speaker 1: just sit down and break bread. And then yeah, the
Speaker 1: dog will be there, a couple of chickens. I'll show
Speaker 1: you the gun closet, you know, stuff like that. That'll
Speaker 1: be good. Yeah. I was watching Raising Arizona, great one,
Speaker 1: and I see mannerisms with you and John Goodman fair
Speaker 1: that's fair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even right there with you know, the head tail,
Speaker 3: he'd be like, Hi, he's a good dude.
Speaker 4: And John Candy more like al right.
Speaker 3: Now he's he's more like John Goodman, what a sneaky
Speaker 3: great movie.
Speaker 4: That movie's great.
Speaker 3: It's still you can still watch that. It's unbelievable any
Speaker 3: day love thate how funny. Then that's an old movie
Speaker 3: eighties right, Yeah, yeah. I remember going to the theater
Speaker 3: first time, and usually you get like the credits that
Speaker 3: come up, or you get like something. It just starts,
Speaker 3: Oh really, and then you're like ten minutes in and
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden is.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it's I got a cold open shit. Yes,
Speaker 1: And my wife and I were like, we had never
Speaker 1: seen anything like that where the movie starts and you
Speaker 1: don't know that the movie started ten minutes in. Then they,
Speaker 1: you know, have the thing that comes up says Raising Arizona,
Speaker 1: great movie, bad lair. Have you seen Raising Arizona.
Speaker 5: I've never seen it. I'm interested now though.
Speaker 1: It's it's great. And you have the guy who was
Speaker 1: in the ring when Howard Cosell said he was not
Speaker 1: going to call any more boxing fights because he was
Speaker 1: watching this guy fight. Now you know Randall techs con
Speaker 1: ah yas Randall techs Cob plays the bad guy villain,
Speaker 1: but he's also trying to track down who stole who
Speaker 1: stole the baby.
Speaker 7: It is great, yes, Ray Well, speaking of TV shows
Speaker 7: and such, did you see that Netflix paid fifty million
Speaker 7: for the Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be so stupid. That's gonna be just another
Speaker 1: fluff piece like it was with a fucking Patriots bullshit.
Speaker 1: That's it. I guarantee you the Patriots they piled on
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick. Jerry Jones is gonna have full editorial control
Speaker 1: of this fucking yeah. But Belichick didn't, No Craft did exactly,
Speaker 1: not Jerry's Jerry. Yeah, Jerry's gonna have it over everybody.
Speaker 1: God knows what he's gonna say about Jimmy and this ship.
Speaker 1: Could it reignite their feud, absolutely, because they just got
Speaker 1: better again. But I think it got better only because
Speaker 1: Jimmy was like, uh, I'm just I.
Speaker 3: Don't care anymore. Yeah, you're I'm in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll get in the Ring of Honor. It's like
Speaker 3: so so petty, God, gonna be so so petty, DP.
Speaker 6: I ask you this, even on the show, is the
Speaker 6: Jerry Jimmy Cowboys just like the Shaq and Kobe Lakers
Speaker 6: where they won, but it's like, damn, they could have
Speaker 6: won another three.
Speaker 1: Well, they could have won another one for sure. Barry
Speaker 1: fucking sweats Heir coach like an idiot. I could have
Speaker 1: coached that team to a fucking rank break at r
Speaker 1: Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast, one of these days,
Speaker 1: I'll be on it. On a Wednesday, We'll go fishing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make a full day of it. No,
Speaker 1: what do you mean the fisher right there, it's in
Speaker 1: the pond at the house.
Speaker 3: How about we ease into our relationship there. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna meet the kids, and I'm going to meet
Speaker 3: your wife, and we're gonna chat a little bit. We're
Speaker 3: gonna drink it up a little bit. We're gonna just
Speaker 3: kind of be friendly.
Speaker 4: She's gonna watch.
Speaker 1: Look, I could get stone, Danny could get into the
Speaker 1: drug drawer, maybe take some Xanax. No, I'll be all right,
Speaker 1: I'll just take my of that. Wh What do you
Speaker 1: mean I have no interest in it? You know I
Speaker 1: would just like, you've never gone drugs, You're not interested in? Ever?
Speaker 1: Have I done drugs? I'm not interested in That feels
Speaker 1: like a trick question.
Speaker 4: I've done a lot of drugs, said pretty much all
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 1: At least the next.
Speaker 3: Time Hall of Fame sportscaster. I can't go into anything
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's anything that's right. Yeah, neither could I. Especially
Speaker 1: we start showing my face. I gotta start churching up.
Speaker 1: Say it was a different person. That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm going to change everything and be like, oh I
Speaker 1: am Shay from Irving. It'll be good. I think you
Speaker 1: need to change your name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're pretty dead to right.
Speaker 1: You need to be Irving from Shad.
Speaker 3: Bad Larry, have a wonderful weekend, even though you don't
Speaker 3: know what you're doing this weekend. But uh, thanks for
Speaker 3: joining us.
Speaker 5: Appreciate raining down here. I'm heading over to raise obviously
Speaker 5: for my loans right now. Yeah, and we'll get it
Speaker 5: going about three thirty four o'clock this afternoon.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? You say you don't day drink.
Speaker 5: Well, that's three thirty or four is not today?
Speaker 4: I actually I have to agree with that.
Speaker 5: And and he's off today. I mean I don't day
Speaker 5: drink when she's working, but she's off today, so we'll
Speaker 5: we'll day drink together, like three thirty four, I'm happy hour,
Speaker 5: little I don't know what.
Speaker 1: And and your sister in law. She's gonna be with
Speaker 1: you probably.
Speaker 5: She lives the next town away. Yeah, we're gonna go wherever.
Speaker 5: We'll pick up the spot and I'll go pick her
Speaker 5: up and we'll go out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hampton's in. Yeah, Joe, Yeah, we will chat next week.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: That's Larry joining us from Jersey, and uh Dylan the
Speaker 3: graphics guy, Marvin running all the equipment here, and of
Speaker 3: course Shae in Irving, not Shaye and Irving.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: M from