WEBVTT - Episode 117: Lambskin 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.319 And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.600 This is how it starts. It's Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:37.200 You're starting a line up. Hi, bad Larry, Bad Larry 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:40.600 joining us from New Jersey, Dylan the graphics guys here, 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:45.920 and of course Shae in Irving not Shaye and Irving. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:46.960 Yeah that was weird. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.200 Yeah, would you name a kid Irving? 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:50.640 I would? Yeah. 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.120 I guess if you ever. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:54.800 Had a son, Yeah, if my son ever comes back 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.800 to me, I mean, yeah, I gotta have one or 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.480 two out there. Do you think I do? Yeah? 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:03.960 Yeah, it wasn't very cautious Danny growing Upjuana. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:12.400 If they're smart, there's extradition that bad Larry. 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.440 How are you everything good? 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:17.559 Damn well? You had you had a good week last week. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:21.120 You're up seven and a half units. Is that right? 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:26.039 I I, Oh, my god, I don't know. I don't 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.600 have last week's picked in front of me. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.120 Let me, I know I hit. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.119 I know I hit the Dallas Mavericks money line. 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.480 Back, Ray, Ray, you're the one that keeps track of 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.040 this as the producer. Bad Larry won one and a 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.040 half units last week. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:41.360 Correct, Okay, I will give Larry his flowers up seven 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.560 and a half units in the off seasons. Actually pretty good, 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:47.400 quietly pretty good, especially when you compare it to other 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.160 things in your immediate vicinity. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.920 Well, but the problem is he says he's really good 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:53.640 with football. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:57.760 Yeah, well he wasn't. That's awful, good at all awful. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.240 That's when I first met Larry. He would, you know, 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:01.920 tell me all the bets that he won. He never 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.040 told me the bets he lost. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.960 Well, you told me like, you're like, like before I 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.880 met Bad Larry, You're like, my guy, Bad Larry's coming in. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.840 He's a pretty sharp football better And I was like 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:11.800 this dipshit is. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:14.080 Sharp. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.919 No, Larry is sharp. Yeah. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.600 Yeah, I think I dominated that first year. I had 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:25.359 a bad last year and I shorted Kansas City down 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:25.800 the stretch. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.440 You ran the table in golf for a little bit too. Actually, 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.760 like a stretch where he's just hitting all the golf bets. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:35.160 Well, Shaye won six and a half units last week. Boom, bitch, 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.600 you're still down nine and a half. That ain't nothing. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:42.320 Danny Dylan won two units. You're down minus twenty three. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:42.919 That's something. 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:44.120 That's a steep mountain. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.400 Yeah, I don't think you can climb out of that. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.480 I'm gonna have to start and throwing some barlays out. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:51.800 Yeah, golf parlay, how do you get out of the hole? Dan, 0:02:52.960 --> 0:03:00.720 keep digging, just don't pull out? Whoa getting out of 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:04.239 a hole? That was my problem? Growing better than that? 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.480 I am not you are better than that? 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.799 She said, no condom, no problem kids in. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.639 Gam I'm allergic to latex. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:17.839 Uh you're a lamb skinning guy, skin guy. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:19.680 For her pleasure. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.480 There is nothing about that is for her. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:28.000 Got nothing to do with her. Okay. Uh Rory's divorce 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.880 is going to affect him at the PGA Championship. He's 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.840 going to play better. Yeah, Oh you think without that 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.840 albatross around his goddamn neck. Well he's uh, he won 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.840 last week. What did he do for Mother's Day? That's 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:41.160 my question? I don't think he did. He won a tournament, 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:42.560 that's what. I don't think. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:46.280 He was asked after he won. I think he was 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.680 asked about Mother's Day and he he didn't acknowledge his wife. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.280 It's like every divorced dad in America is playing golf on. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.680 Mother yea, the Wells Fargo Championship. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:59.240 I couldn't miss it, exactly. No, No, he's he won 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.000 his first tournament. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:00.520 It there. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:04.960 Oh yeah, that was his that was first tour wineverug Inaugural. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:09.320 I mean, I feel like that would actually help your plate, 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.560 Like if you're literally just thinking so much about something 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.680 completely unrelated to golf battle. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:17.440 Yeah, think about how much money you're losing, Yeah, like 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.720 on the golf course, thinking about how much he's gonna get. Yeah, well, 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:22.320 there's there's no way that helps your game. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:25.719 There's the rumor that he's gonna sign with Live for 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:29.279 what what do they offer? Eight hundred million dollars? Months 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:32.040 finalized the divorce, then signed the. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.920 Duh. I don't know if everything that's been said that 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:38.880 you can now join. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.520 He's the one guy who like he would get Tiger, 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:43.640 can't Tiger? 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.279 Yeah, they gave Tiger a hundred million just to say, hey, 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:50.600 thanks for your support. Unbelievable one hundred million, What a 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.640 sweet gig. I want to I want the over under 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:56.479 on his next wife. The age Tiger's Rory's tiger ain't 0:04:56.480 --> 0:05:00.200 never getting married again, No way, no chance. Uh So 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:05.320 the over under for Rory's next wife, the age how 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.000 old Rory? Twenty seven? I'll go over there, you'll go, 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.240 I go. I would go under twenty eight and a half. 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.640 Okay, yes, but wait, Shay, do you think Rory should 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.799 put another curse of monogamy around his finger? 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:17.599 No? I think he will, though, I think one hundred 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:19.520 percent will he'll get married again. He strikes me as 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:24.800 he loves love exactly. He believes he's a northern man. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.400 I don't know how Catholic they are. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:30.320 Yes, Ray, he's thirty five, so he's got time. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.880 Oh yeah, he'll be forty, she'll be twenty eight. He'll 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:33.880 pop out a couple more. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.839 Absolutely, And it's crazy that he's thirty five because like 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.280 how long, Like it feels like he's been on tour 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:40.360 for like thirty years? 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.960 How long was he married? Seven years? 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.839 And she worked for like golf? 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.520 She did right? No, No, she worked for the PGA tour. 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:52.000 Awful combination, awful. You can't get away with shit. She's 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:56.160 working in the same place as your nightmare. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.040 Bad Larry, Which NFL coach will be fired first in 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.960 twenty twenty four? I have the odds Robert Salah of 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.560 the Jets, Matt eber Flus of the Bears, Mike McCarthy 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.080 and Dallas Dennis Allen in New Orleans. Do you want 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.840 to pick one? Wager on one or we'll just move on. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:19.160 I would say definitely not the Dallas guy, the guy 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:22.760 in Chicago. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.320 Matt eber Flus. What do you think I'll take Dennis 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.080 Allen right now? Plus seven hundred? Okay, all day? You do? 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.160 I probably would do. They can't fire eber Flus with 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.840 after Kayleb Williams first year bad or good? 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:37.840 Right, Well, you would think it buys him a little 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:38.440 more time. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.920 At least two year, like freshman and sophomore year. If 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.159 it's still nothing's changed, then. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.120 Let me look at the recap here, Bad Larry, anything 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.280 that stands out the. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:56.200 Now just the Dallas money line. But yeah, I mean 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.400 the one year in the PST. There's nothing jumps off 0:06:58.400 --> 0:06:58.640 the pack. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:06:58.920 Yeah. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:04.239 Uh, let's see, Shay, nothing what do you mean Danny 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:10.640 had a great time? Baseball domination, basketball domination, My Korean 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:18.120 finally came home. Colin Moore count Zerra domination plus three hundred, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.240 Top twenty. I think he's from Berkeley. I don't think 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:23.680 he's Korean. Is he Norakala? No, he's Japanese. Okay, but 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.600 he's my Korean. He has a Korean. I have a Korean. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:29.000 Well he is Sun Jam Yeah, the Korean, which actually Dan, Well, I. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.120 Mean we'll get to that, but it's been a big, 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:33.080 big week for Korean. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:37.600 Yeah. Well sunjay Em and See Woo Kim. Yeah, you 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:38.720 had both of those. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:42.360 Sun Jm finished third. I believe smoked the top ten. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.040 You lost your parlay her NBA parlays, which actually. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.480 Do that that Caves Celtics game when the Caves are 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.400 thirty and a half point dogs and one out right, 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:51.760 Well that was spicy. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:55.280 Yeah, but it doesn't matter. All the games have to 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.160 win for a parlay. 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:56.600 Yeah. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:02.200 No, it was just you're making fun of bad Larry 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:03.480 not being sharp. 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:05.160 No, I never said I was. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:10.560 That brings us to this week, Bad Larry. You got 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.440 some golf bets. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.280 I do have a couple, But did I get a 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.160 betting on Tiger not making a cut. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:18.160 Yes, yes you did. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.080 What were they? What are the odds on that? Uh? 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:23.640 Tiger missed the cut minus two hundred? 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.040 Okay, that's fine. Okay, I don't know what he's doing, 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.000 but I just I'm in the stage where I like 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:30.960 rooting against tigers. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.640 Are you sure that you don't know what Tiger's doing 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:34.200 right now? 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.400 I don't know if you keeek offer or not yet? 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.360 Do you swear on your your wife? 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.800 I swear, yeah, I don't know. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:48.040 Swear on your sister in law, somebody more exactly? All right? 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.800 I have I have no idea. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:53.800 Okay, anyone might be plus one or even. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.120 Oh that's better than I would have expected him to be. 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:58.720 I hope he's on the first hole. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.480 Uh, he's to play a lot of them. He's probably 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:07.400 on the back nine. He's got maybe four holes to play. Okay, So, uh, what's. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:08.520 You doesn't bode well for me? 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.319 What are your golf bets? 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.640 Okay, Corey Connor's top to the top twenties, just one 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.520 unit of each Cory Connors, justin, Thomas Rory, and Jordan Spieth, 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.680 then one unit to not make the cut on Tiger. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.200 It looks like I'm gonna lose that, and then I 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.760 want basketball. I want over in Denver game tonight. That's 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:31.840 too over in the Knicks tomorrow night. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.680 Denver over is a two to four and a. 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:38.960 Half okay, Knicks Tomorrow. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:42.920 Night over to sixteen, Okay. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.840 And then I want under on the OKCE Dallas game. 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:51.480 I think that's Saturday to ten. Okay. There there my picks, 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:52.520 one on each of them. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:56.360 All right, Shay, you're right well, America's pastime red Sox 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:59.520 laying one to eight against the Rays, Twinkies minus one 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:04.000 fifteen against the Yankees, and then PGA. Guess what I 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:08.520 got some parlays Danny, Yeah, and Speed is involved because 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:12.360 I'm a glutton for punishment. Top ten parlay hook him 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:17.600 brooksy Scheffler plus ten thirty five, Top twenty parlay Scheffler 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.640 and Hovelin plus one twenty eight. And then I got 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:27.360 outright winners my guy Ludwig, Bryson, Deshaw, Trt pulling my 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:33.200 Rakawa and Jordan's Speith. Those are all outrights. You know 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.400 that you don't do well betting on Jordan Speed. I 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.880 do awful. You have lost seven and a half units. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.640 Be if I hit one of these. I think your 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:46.199 do do. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.559 You, Scott? He's a hook him guy too, Yeah, I know, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:50.040 be a better bet. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.240 What else do you have? NFL futures, it's got fucking 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:57.800 go over unders, Danny, schedules are out. It's time to 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.400 get weird. Panthers under five and a half wins. That's 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.920 three units. I got the Bears under eight and a 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.319 half wins. I think that's fucking way too high. I 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.480 don't think is gonna be good at all. I don't. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.280 I think it's gonna take a shit ton of sacks. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:16.160 Cowboys under ten and a half, yes, Seahawks over seven 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:16.720 and a half. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:18.640 So if you're taking the under, I don't want you 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.240 calling up the show and then complaining when the Cowboys 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:22.000 don't do well. 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.920 You know I'm gonna call the show. You expect them 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.839 to do poorly. I'm betting against them getting ten. The 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:31.280 team's gotten worse. It's gotten fucking worse. Okay, schedule's gotten harder. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.959 How the fuck are they gonna win eleven games? Cry 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.120 though during this season when they don't do well, and 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.040 then you sound surprised, what is that? No, no, no, no, no, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.760 that's not true. It's not that I'm surprised. It's surprised 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.679 that I'm falling for this shit over and over again. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:48.760 I'm not surprised that I'm depressed and upset. I'm surprised 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:52.160 that I'm still in love, by the way, with your wife, 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.880 of course, the roommate. I'm talking about the Cowboys roommate. Yeah, sure, 0:11:55.000 --> 0:12:01.120 who do you love more? Your wife? Oh fucking cowboy? 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.160 Oh man, the tennis wives are listen. They're so listening. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:09.600 On your third glass of fucking dry shardon day, get 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:15.160 to work. I love the roommate more than anything. Danny. Wait, 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:19.000 why did you shake you? This was a fucking radio 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.440 program that got a twitch. Yeah. Yeah, one of these 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.000 days you're gonna be on camera. No man, yeah you are? 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.280 Oh man, yep, okay, so you have your futures. I'll 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.920 wear this day one. Is that your unibomber? Yeah, unibommer. 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:37.040 Classy Cowboys under ten and a half? Any other Seahawks 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.280 over seven and a half Byahuasca is under nine and 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.680 a half, and the Brownies over eight and a half. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:47.440 And I bet on Week one football because too early. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.840 Eagles laying one and a half against Green Bay at 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:54.600 ali Ens minus three against Pittsburgh. I think they're gonna 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.439 have a ship year. Two Saints laying four and a 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.760 half against the Panthers and the Niners five and a 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.600 half against the fight in Hiahuascas. I think that's gonna 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.640 be a fucking funny game. You're you're giving up five 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.840 and a half. I'm laying five and a half. Aarons 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.560 number is going to be seven, I don't I don't 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.480 think Aaron Rodgers is going to do a whole lot. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:15.960 So it's conspiracy theories and depression. You see my Tucker 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:21.200 oh Man, must see TV. Dude, I heard about him. 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.960 It was great. It was great. He's like every boomer 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:27.800 on Facebook, like every single conspiracy theory. He's like, well, yeah, duh. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.880 He's like he's just like three years late to the 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:31.840 party at this. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.160 And he's telling me what a great guy Putin is, right. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.240 I love it. Yeah, Well, I mean that guy does 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.240 have some good ideas. Voting doesn't matter. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.720 Who's having a better week, Aaron Rodgers or the kicker 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:44.439 from the Chiefs. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:49.840 Oh, that guy rocks. Butker the man, the myth, the legend. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.440 You kidding me? That was awesome. Women, you don't have 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.520 to work just have babies. If I was a woman, 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:59.120 let me tell you something. You want, ugly woman who 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:03.440 I'd be to not working, You would stay in the 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.839 kitchen and have no problem, absolutely be baking pies and ship, 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.240 taking the kids to soccer, whatever the hell be hanging out. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.920 Damn it's good to be white. I've said this before 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.559 and I'll say it again. It's amazing. Goddamn it. It's great. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:17.839 It's been pretty fun so far. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:23.040 It's great. Been a good run, especially in Connecticut. This 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:26.520 look a different kind of white, like a Fairfield County white. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:27.480 This is what. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:32.360 Yeah, but apparently it's the basketball capital of the country now, so. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.080 It's also the only fans capital of the country. Do 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:37.240 you see that on the Twitter? Go to unusual whales 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:41.880 on the Twitter. That's not what you think, Marvin. It 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:46.200 says the largest number of only fans creators is in 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:49.080 and around the city of New Haven, Connecticut. No ship. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.320 They're averaging four hundred and thirty eight bucks a month. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:56.040 If you listening to Larry and and like, you know, 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.080 there's like three or four colleges there, you gotta figure 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:03.960 Larry doesn't know about only fans, sister lat Yeah, but yeah, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.240 most creators ever, so I mean get out. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:09.120 Like race like based on the ratio of like the population. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.320 I think it's total number. I mean to all the 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:15.040 single guys or something. Now what do you got? Yeah? 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.480 Right, So this is from the New York Post. There's 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.200 two thy four hundred and sixty four accounts. According to 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.480 the Daily Mail, ninety seven percent of these accounts are 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:26.760 based in or around New Haven. Each medium income per 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.400 month four hundred and thirty dollars. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.520 Look at that little extra scratch. We got some uh 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.960 you know, for the single guys, how about some research 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.200 and for guys who have a wife and three daughters. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:41.560 There I'm talking about real. I would never Danny sign 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.600 up to see somebody's kiddies online, Like I could just 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.160 go google that. I don't Yeah, I don't get you 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:50.000 want to interact with him? Don't you're their hair? Do 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.160 you want to talk to them? 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.960 You're a big direct message guy. 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:58.560 Yeah, all of this is foreign to bad Larry. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:00.680 Like Larry's got a phone. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:02.680 I don't know what you guys are talking. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.400 I know I know that Dylan porn. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.360 Larry started that. 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.120 Dylan, you're up my turn? Okay? Cool? 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.120 Uh So for the PGA Championship I actually have the 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:17.840 x man Xander Shaffley to win plus twelve hundred. He's 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.560 looking good right now, which means it doesn't bode well 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:25.720 for Sunday. Colin Morikawa, I'm borrowing him again. Say top 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:30.000 to him for the minute plus two eighty and naturally, 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.360 I mean after his glorious third place finish at the 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.160 Wells Fargo last week. Dan, I got a roll with 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:37.720 Sung Jay m top ten plus six fifty little sauce 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:42.040 on those odds, uh and Matt Waller's top ten plus 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:47.440 twelve hundred and a hole in one on Saturday plus 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.760 one thousand, specifically on Saturday. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.880 So not Monday or or Thursday or Friday, when more 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.040 people will be in the field and more chances for 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:56.080 holding one the odds. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:58.480 Gale old juice here after the cut, and I know 0:16:58.520 --> 0:16:59.320 it all right. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.160 It spoke to me, where are we in the Formula 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:03.080 one circle? 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:04.840 It's in Italia? 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:05.560 Okay? 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:10.000 So I got Oscar Piastre podium finished plus three hundred. 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.080 Home field advantage is that? Yeah? 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:14.000 Pea three? 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:16.440 Yeah, I'm gonna say the real name. 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:20.800 For Fernando Alonso podium finished plus twelve hundred and Sergio 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:26.080 Perez fastest lap plus eight fifteen. All right, NHL got 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.919 my Rangers money line tonight against the Hurricanes plus one forty. 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.160 Really scared that this is going to go to Game 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:35.800 seven though, after being up three zip and then Panthers 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.440 puckline minus one and a half against the Bruins tomorrow. 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:42.200 That's plus one eighty. And like my esteemed colleague over here, 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:46.160 I also have the Twins, which I think is about 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:49.000 to kick off in about thirty minutes against the Yankees 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:49.560 minus one. 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:53.480 Well, Aaron, Aaron Judge had a big night laws Yeah, yeah, 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.960 all extra base, extra base hits. Had it hit a 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.280 bomb too? I mean he hit like a four hundred 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:00.000 and sixty foot home. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:02.320 That's a that's a long time rundown. 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:06.280 Yes, it is, uh bat Larry, anything that you would 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:08.920 like to add? Anything coming up this weekend. 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.800 This weekend? Yeah, I don't think so. I can't come 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:14.919 up this weekend. 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:17.680 I want to take No. No, I didn't. I didn't 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:21.240 invite you. I said, is there anything going on this weekend? 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:25.280 Anything I have planned this weekend? No, Larry, I haven't 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:26.760 been I haven't been told what we're going to do 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:27.280 this weekend. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.280 Yet. It's got to be a Regatta somewhere. 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:35.480 I'm thinking maybe AC but I'm not sure Borgatta. 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.080 I got a couple soccer tournaments Danny for the kids, 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.960 and we've been warned. This is our fourth warning for 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:43.920 the parents on the sideline for being too loud and 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:46.720 uh ruckus. So we might be getting kicked off the 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:48.200 field this Saturday and Sunday. 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.080 That's kind of ideal though, right, I'm excited to hang 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:52.760 around if Yeah. 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.399 No, I like watching soccer, like the eldest kid soccer. 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:58.919 She's decent at it, but the team's fucking nuts. So 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:00.760 it's like a party every time, and people drink out 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:04.640 their booze. But you don't, No, not me, you don't drink. No. 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:08.040 But it's organic psychotic, just. 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:11.320 Just shady and bipolar and crazy like synthetic. No, I 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.560 just don't take my antipsychotics in the morning. And then 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:17.640 are you bipolar? Yeah? Why are you just telling me? Then? 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:22.280 Now I'm gonna lead with that. I don't well a 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:25.600 long time. Yeah, I'm bipolar ship man. Yeah, oh yeah, 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:28.880 I'm on anti psychotics and whatnot. The problem is when 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:31.920 I drink heavily, the anti psychotics don't work. So we'll 0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:34.760 have episodes and I'll just go on a three day 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:38.280 run and just not go home. That's what happened a 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:41.680 lot growing up. But you didn't that. You don't drink anymore, right, 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:44.520 and now the meds work. So how do you get 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:50.199 like altered high? I don't right now? No, I know, 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:51.880 I took a time out from all that shit. It's 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.840 called life. Then. Yeah, okay, it's good high for this show. 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:58.840 But I haven't known you sober. I was sober. No, 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:05.120 you haven't. I don't remember that. I don't. 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:10.840