WEBVTT - SO WE'RE GOING TO DO IRAQ AGAIN, ONLY WITH AN "N" - 6.19.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to repeat every mistake from Bush and Iraq,

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<v Speaker 1>only this time with Trump and Iran, only this time

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<v Speaker 1>starting with blowing up nuclear facilities, only this time starting

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<v Speaker 1>with Trump making up stories about the other country wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to negotiate, only this time starting while the Senate has

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<v Speaker 1>gone home until next week, So no briefings until next week.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do this again because Trump got fomo fau

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<v Speaker 1>mob actually fear of missing out on bombing. When I

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<v Speaker 1>said that in Monday's podcast, I was serious. Fomo fomo

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<v Speaker 1>is what animates Trump, the dreadful existential fear he has

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<v Speaker 1>that something somewhere in the world is not being credited

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<v Speaker 1>to him. But I didn't think it was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be decisive. This is where the narrator says it was decisive.

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<v Speaker 1>We are gearing up for a strike. I think on

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<v Speaker 1>the Fardeaux facility. What I can see is the military

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<v Speaker 1>maneuvers are getting in place. That was Bret McGirk yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Brett McGirk was Obama's point man against ISIS, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he was Trump's point man against ISIS. So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he's grinding an axe here, Owen mix in some

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<v Speaker 1>of this phony, Mike Huckabee, religious ecstasy. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>save Israel because we have to make sure the Jews

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<v Speaker 1>get raptured. Fundamentalist anti Semitic bullshit, and we're here again.

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<v Speaker 1>New York Times quote. When he woke on Friday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>his favorite TV channel, Fox News, was broadcasting wall to

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<v Speaker 1>wall imagery of what it was portraying as Israel's military genius,

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<v Speaker 1>and mister Trump could not resist claiming some credit for himself. Fomo.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when the I was more involved than I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Psychosis from Trump started to seep in to his out

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<v Speaker 1>loud voice. By Sunday it was beginning to flower. We'd

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<v Speaker 1>never attack Iran, but when we do quote the US

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<v Speaker 1>had nothing to do with the attack on Iran tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>If we are attacked in any way, shape or formed

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<v Speaker 1>by Iran, the full strength and might of the US

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<v Speaker 1>armed forces will come down on you at levels never

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<v Speaker 1>seen before. However, we can easily get a deal done

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<v Speaker 1>between Iran and Israel and end this bloody conflict. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all the possibilities In one sentence. We could blow you up,

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<v Speaker 1>you could blow us up, all but we could, we

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<v Speaker 1>could negotiate our way out of this, and by the

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<v Speaker 1>day before yesterday we now have complete and total control

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<v Speaker 1>of the skies over Iran. We Iran had good skytrackers

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<v Speaker 1>and other defensive equipment, and plenty of it, but it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't compare to American made, conceived and manufactured stuff. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>does it better than the good old USA. We blowed

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<v Speaker 1>him up good. We blowed him up real good. This

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<v Speaker 1>is big Jim mc Trump and Billy Saal Hirak Hukabe saying,

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<v Speaker 1>may the Good Lord take a liking to you and

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<v Speaker 1>blow you up real soon. Ah, Billy saw hira Kukabe.

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<v Speaker 1>When Bush did this with Iraq, and yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>where I came in, I seem to recall saying, if

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't stop Bush about Iraq, the next Republican president

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<v Speaker 1>would do this in Iran. And sure enough, here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>When Bush did this with Iraq, he went through this long,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes subtle, intricate, labyrinthine, sometimes deeply sourced series of lies

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<v Speaker 1>and manufactured evidence and blackmail and the ex boyation of

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<v Speaker 1>nine to eleven and the dragging in of Sadam Hussein.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to all that trouble when he could have

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<v Speaker 1>just done a Trump and just blowed it up, bloated

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<v Speaker 1>up real good. After first publishing the religious delusions of

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<v Speaker 1>a fundamentalist confidence trickster and TV pitchman for red Grape

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<v Speaker 1>Circulation superfood named Mike Huckabee. Bush could have just said

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<v Speaker 1>it was to defend Israel. Who knew, even though the

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<v Speaker 1>reason the Huckabees and the others who in previous generations

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<v Speaker 1>would have been back home at the Church of God

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<v Speaker 1>handling snakes. The technical term for which we students of

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<v Speaker 1>religion use is self correcting problem for the handling of snakes.

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<v Speaker 1>The entirety of the mainstream defense of Israel is not

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<v Speaker 1>predicated on preserving Israel, but about fulfilling this madness that

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<v Speaker 1>all the world's Jews will be gathered in Israel and

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<v Speaker 1>then con and then we will have the rapture and

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<v Speaker 1>all the good souls will go to Heaven, and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else will stay here and enjoy hell on earth, which

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty much where we are right now. Anyway. Please

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<v Speaker 1>note that if you read all of the fundamentalist stuff

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<v Speaker 1>about the conversion of the Jews, if you read it,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very carefully written, and all it really says is

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<v Speaker 1>that there will only be Jews in Israel, and those

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<v Speaker 1>that won't go there and convert will perish or vanish

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<v Speaker 1>in the rapture. Well, there's lots of ways you can

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<v Speaker 1>achieve that, and most of them involve murder. This means

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<v Speaker 1>that my kakabi is involved in a religious movement that

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<v Speaker 1>literally wants to save Israel from Iran or anybody else,

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<v Speaker 1>because the only people allowed to destroy Israel are American evangelicals.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump not only listens to this drivel and thinks, there's

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<v Speaker 1>my excuse I can go drop some bombs and get

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<v Speaker 1>some credit for something. He then ratchets it up and

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<v Speaker 1>publishes it, so he reinforces the idea that this is

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<v Speaker 1>something religious. Ambassador Huckabee's text, President Trump, I'd forgotten he

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<v Speaker 1>was the ambassador. At least he's out of the country,

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<v Speaker 1>mister President. God spared you and Butler pa to be

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<v Speaker 1>the most consequential president in a century. Maybe Ever, what

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<v Speaker 1>was God thinking about that poor guy got shot in

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<v Speaker 1>the head too, was sitting there just listening to this shit?

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<v Speaker 1>God said, you are spared that guy over there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that guy. Some God, you got here the

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<v Speaker 1>decisions on your shoulders. I would not want to be

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<v Speaker 1>made by anyone else. You have many voices speaking to you, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>oh boy, is that true? Trump has many voices in

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<v Speaker 1>his head. You're right about that, Huck, but there is

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<v Speaker 1>only one voice that matters his voice. And Trump is

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<v Speaker 1>reading this, going, Hannity, I am your appointed servant in

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<v Speaker 1>this land and am available for you. But I do

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<v Speaker 1>not try to get in your presence office often because

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<v Speaker 1>I trust your instincts. No president in my lifetime has

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<v Speaker 1>been a position like yours, not since Truman in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>forty five. I don't reach out to persuade you, only

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<v Speaker 1>to encourage you. I believe you will hear from heaven

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<v Speaker 1>and that voice is far more important than mine or

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else's. And Trump is thinking, Janine Piro, you sent

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<v Speaker 1>me to Israel to be your eyes, ears, and voice

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<v Speaker 1>and to make sure our flag flies above our embss.

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<v Speaker 1>My job is to be the last one to leave. Yeah, bomb,

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<v Speaker 1>stop draw, start dropping. Mike's going to be the last

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<v Speaker 1>one to leave. I will not abandon this post. Our

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<v Speaker 1>flag will not come down. You did not seek this moment.

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<v Speaker 1>This moment sought you. Who in the hell thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>the American flag is going to come down in Israel.

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<v Speaker 1>It is my honor to serve you. Just remember to

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<v Speaker 1>serve man. Mike Huckabee. They printed this out. First, they

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<v Speaker 1>printed out the actual text, or what is supposedly the text.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they made a pretty looking picture of Huckabee and Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>not quite looking at each other, with the words America's

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<v Speaker 1>future right over each of their heads. America's future Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Huckabee and Donald Trump, or our past. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>if you read that again and change a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>words in this this thing from Huckaby, this text. This

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<v Speaker 1>is also the script for Mike Huckaby's TV commercial for

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<v Speaker 1>another snake oil called Relaxium. God put relaxium on this

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<v Speaker 1>earth to relax you. Two other points about the religious

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<v Speaker 1>ecstasy bullshit. The next level delusion after this, and millions

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<v Speaker 1>in this country believe this as well, is that if

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<v Speaker 1>Israel is at war, this means Jesus will be coming

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<v Speaker 1>back like late Sunday, maybe in time for Britain. So

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<v Speaker 1>where are your crosses? Because, as the late great comic

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<v Speaker 1>genius Bill Hicks noted, sure, that's the first thing Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>wants to see when he comes back. You wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>cross One thing that is never explained is like of

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<v Speaker 1>Israel is at war, that means Jesus is coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the last sixteen wars? He didn't come back

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<v Speaker 1>for any of those. Does he not get the news?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he not get Fox News? Wherever he is? We

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<v Speaker 1>know Jesse Waters thinks he speaks with divine influence. Now

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<v Speaker 1>back on this earth, there are some practical consequences here.

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<v Speaker 1>Politico's Foreign affairs correspondent mentions the one thing that Trump

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't counted on the Iranian response quote. A former Western

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<v Speaker 1>intelligence official told me the spy community suspects the Islamist

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<v Speaker 1>regime in Tehran has sleeper cells in various countries to

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<v Speaker 1>carry out attacks if it feels an existential threat. The

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<v Speaker 1>regime could also round up Americans in Iran and effectively

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<v Speaker 1>hold them hostage, as it is done in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're not only going to reenact Iraq and remember

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<v Speaker 1>how well and how quickly that went. We go in

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<v Speaker 1>and blow it up, and forty two days later, Bush

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<v Speaker 1>declares mission accomplished. And I'm co anchoring with Chris Matthews,

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<v Speaker 1>and I say to him, wait, if it's mission accomplished,

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<v Speaker 1>why is there still fighting there? And why is the

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<v Speaker 1>cross eyed president wearing a flight suit if he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want us to remember the questions about his Air National

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<v Speaker 1>Guard service? Shut up. Matthews explained tenderly, We're not only

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<v Speaker 1>going to reenact Iraq with a different final letter. We

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<v Speaker 1>are going to reenact something like the Iran hostage crisis

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<v Speaker 1>of nineteen seventy nine and nineteen eighty, which was also

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<v Speaker 1>exploited by a Republican president. Rule one of war. No

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<v Speaker 1>wars are ever quick, and all wars are sold as

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<v Speaker 1>being quick. The other consequences will be largely political and domestic.

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<v Speaker 1>Tucker Carlson attacked Trump. Ted Cruz attacked Carlson. Steve Bannon

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<v Speaker 1>attacked Fox News as not being real. Maga Josh Hawley said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want us fighting a war. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>another Mid East war. It's so obviously a bad idea

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<v Speaker 1>that even Tulsey Gabbard knows it's a bad idea. And

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<v Speaker 1>she told Trump this in March and put out that

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<v Speaker 1>psycho video last month about nuclear war and leaked that

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<v Speaker 1>if Trump gets US involved, she'll have to quit. And

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<v Speaker 1>when they asked Trump about her testimony that Iran was

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<v Speaker 1>not building a nuclear weapon, he said, I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>what she said, and the odds are six to five.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't really know who she is, or at least

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't really know who she is anymore. So whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the end game here is, it will damage Trump and

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<v Speaker 1>MAGA and the entire voting block in this country that

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<v Speaker 1>believes in brownies and elves and guys who come back

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<v Speaker 1>from the dead, but not until you wait twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years for them. And whatever the Rumsfeldian unknown unknowns

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<v Speaker 1>are will then alter the entire political landscape a second time.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh yes, somebody will eventually notice that this will

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<v Speaker 1>be three consecutive Republican presidents who've attacked Iraq or Iran,

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<v Speaker 1>and the one before them, Reagan wanted to attack Iran.

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<v Speaker 1>The bottom line is, of course, as simple now as

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<v Speaker 1>it was in two thousand and two and two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and three. The purpose of war with Iran is the

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<v Speaker 1>same as was the purpose of war with Iraq. It's

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<v Speaker 1>to have a war, because if you don't have a war,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't use all those expensive bombs and tanks and

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<v Speaker 1>have to replace them, and especially those bombers. And I mean, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>when was the last time we sent a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>two billion dollars be too stealth bombers anywhere and had

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<v Speaker 1>one of them shot down or broken or the door

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<v Speaker 1>fell off and oops, we have to buy a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Department of Defense needs another two billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>The point of a Republican war, neo cons Maga Bush

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<v Speaker 1>trumpet doesn't matter. The point of a Republican war is

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<v Speaker 1>to transfer taxpayer money to the military industrial complex. Ike

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<v Speaker 1>was right, end of story. The only way Jesus Christ

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<v Speaker 1>comes into this is in our reaction to all this.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ again. We blowed them up good. We blowed

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<v Speaker 1>them up real good. If you don't know, we blowed

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<v Speaker 1>them up real good. By the way. That is from

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<v Speaker 1>sc TV, the Late Great John Candy and the late

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<v Speaker 1>Great Joe O'Flaherty and the Farm Movie Review, in which

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<v Speaker 1>these two guys in overalls talk about tremendous fastbunder fan

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<v Speaker 1>films and eventually get around to the fact that the

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<v Speaker 1>only films they like are the ones in which people

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<v Speaker 1>get blown up. And that's the end. We blow them

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<v Speaker 1>up real good. Billy sal Hurrock and Big Jim mcbobb.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's worth looking for it elsewhere Okay, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>now for serving elected democratic government officials. Harris Beaten, arrested

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<v Speaker 1>and lied about by Christy Nomes Ice Gestapo. She had

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the hospital the other day for an

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<v Speaker 1>allergic reaction. What an allergic reaction to reality? The latest arrest,

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<v Speaker 1>the arrest and then unarrest of the New York City

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<v Speaker 1>Comptroller Brad Lander, seems to have been, and you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>heard this probably a setup. Firstly, this was not some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of stunt for Brad landers campaign from mayor. He

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<v Speaker 1>has been going to Immigration court for weeks trying to

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<v Speaker 1>literally throw his body between Ice and its cruelest of

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<v Speaker 1>its many cruel tortures, getting immigration cases dismissed against defendants,

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<v Speaker 1>thus denying them protection against immediate seizure and rendition without trial.

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<v Speaker 1>This was the third or fourth time he'd done it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just the first time somebody stopped him. The

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<v Speaker 1>best local news here, the City reports the details that

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<v Speaker 1>give away the fact that this was a setup. Quote

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<v Speaker 1>in the chaotic scene at around noon, Lander asked the

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<v Speaker 1>agents repeatedly to show a judicial warrant. You do not

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<v Speaker 1>have the authority to arrest US citizens. Lander repeated, as

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<v Speaker 1>the officers tightened handcuffs to his wrists. The federal agents

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<v Speaker 1>escorted him into an elevator with one member of his

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<v Speaker 1>NYPD security detail alongside him. Note in this Ice arrested

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<v Speaker 1>a New York City Police officer. A reporter from the

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<v Speaker 1>city had overheard one agent say to another minutes before

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<v Speaker 1>Lander's arrest, do you want to arrest the comptroller? It

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<v Speaker 1>was a setup. They planned this and then they stone

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<v Speaker 1>cold lied about Brad Lander, even though there was video.

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<v Speaker 1>Homeland Security protecting America, Christy Nomes tweets New York City

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<v Speaker 1>Comptroller Brad Lander was arrested for assaulting law enforcement and

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<v Speaker 1>impeding a federal officer. Our heroic ice. Law enforcement officers

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<v Speaker 1>face a four hundred and thirteen percent increase in assaults

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<v Speaker 1>against them. Four hundred and thirteen percent, that's all we have.

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<v Speaker 1>It is wrong that politicians seeking higher office undermine law

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<v Speaker 1>enforcement safety to get a viral moment. No one is

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<v Speaker 1>above the law except Christy Nome and Ice and Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going to change that. If you lay a

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<v Speaker 1>hand on a law enforcement officer, you will face consequences.

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<v Speaker 1>If we lay a hand on you illegally, we will

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<v Speaker 1>not face consequences. I added that last part signed Homeland

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<v Speaker 1>Security spokesperson Billy sol Hurok. Cool. Cool. The video shows

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<v Speaker 1>the exact opposite of what you wrote here. But your ice,

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<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to lie. You're the scum of the earth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the old Monty Python joke come to life. We

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<v Speaker 1>charged him with a legal possession of whatever we happen

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<v Speaker 1>to have at the police station, which in this case

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<v Speaker 1>was a desk. The good news here is that for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I can speak with pride about the

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<v Speaker 1>current governor of this state. It appears that the rage

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<v Speaker 1>in Gavin Newsom in California and get back in the

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<v Speaker 1>rage business, Governor. The glow is beginning to fade a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit around the edges, but that glow remains inspirational

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<v Speaker 1>to other governors in the normally meh blue states. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of Blue Governor, Kathy Hokeel goes blue.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to know what I really think? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>It's bullshit? How dare they take an elected official who's

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<v Speaker 2>been going down there for weeks to escort people who

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<v Speaker 2>are afraid to walk into a courthouse in the United

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<v Speaker 2>States of America because despite them having legal status and

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<v Speaker 2>following the rules and making their appointments that they don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what's going to happen them. So Brad Lander has

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<v Speaker 2>stepped up to be a guiding help for them, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is what happens to him. What the hell is

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<v Speaker 2>happening to this country?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Governor exactly, the bon mo, the mos juice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bullshit, and we need not just that sentiment, but

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<v Speaker 1>that language from Democrats. Chuck Schumer get up there and

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<v Speaker 1>say it's bullshit once again. We are not going to

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<v Speaker 1>negotiate our way out of this. Somebody asked me the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, when are the Republicans finally going to stop Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not. They're in power. They no longer care how

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<v Speaker 1>they got there. They're no longer going to give it

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<v Speaker 1>up voluntarily. We are not going to have beautifully crafted

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<v Speaker 1>Maddow Seniors thesis arguments lead us out of this. We

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<v Speaker 1>are going to have to kick them in the balls

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<v Speaker 1>our way out of this, because they have also now

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<v Speaker 1>reversed course and reprioritized cruelty over food. Trump retacos on deportations.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not show moderate anymore. I'll quote the Washington Post,

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<v Speaker 1>the Department of Homeland Security told staff that was reversing

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<v Speaker 1>guidance issued last week that agents were not to conduct

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<v Speaker 1>immigration raids at farms, hotels, and restaurants, a decision that

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<v Speaker 1>stood at odds with Trump's calls for mass deportations of

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<v Speaker 1>anyone without legal status. Officials from Immigration and Customs Enforcement,

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<v Speaker 1>including its Homeland Security Investigations Division just call them the Gestapo,

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<v Speaker 1>told agency leaders in a call that agents must continue

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<v Speaker 1>conducting immigration raids at agricultural businesses, hotels, and restaurants, according

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<v Speaker 1>to two people familiar with the call, once again a

0:20:54.755 --> 0:20:59.035
<v Speaker 1>reminder from Georgia. In twenty eleven, they only had sixty

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<v Speaker 1>percent of the farm workers they needed because of a

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<v Speaker 1>crackdown on migrant farm workers, and at least seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars worth of food rotted in the fields, just

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<v Speaker 1>in Georgia. If they do this well enough, if they

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<v Speaker 1>pursue this sufficiently, there will be food shortages. Not oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't get my favorite brand of crup de tay.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that. No, just like no food. Also, oops, Ice

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<v Speaker 1>is already out of money. Don't worry. We'll just cut

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<v Speaker 1>social security or prosecuting criminals, or maybe we'll fire some

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<v Speaker 1>more air traffic controllers. This is from Axios Trump's immigration

0:21:42.755 --> 0:21:45.915
<v Speaker 1>crackdown is burning through cash so quickly the agency charged

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<v Speaker 1>with arresting, detaining, and removing unauthorized immigrants could run out

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<v Speaker 1>of money next month. Whoa Immigration and Customs Enforcement parentheses

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<v Speaker 1>GESTAPO is already one billion dollars over budget by one estimate,

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<v Speaker 1>with more than three months left in the fiscal year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's detention facility, about forty one thousand beds, are far

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<v Speaker 1>past capacity as DHS continues to seek more detention space

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<v Speaker 1>in the US and abroad. Honest to God, you went

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<v Speaker 1>to all this trouble to create this fictional disaster and

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<v Speaker 1>invasion bullshit, and you did not build the facilities beforehand

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<v Speaker 1>to make your money off of it. What kind of

0:22:24.195 --> 0:22:29.515
<v Speaker 1>corrupt businessmen are you? Ice? And the private jail business?

0:22:30.075 --> 0:22:34.875
<v Speaker 1>What kind of corrupt idiot are you? No? Oh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>had an allergic reaction to the law. I saw the

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<v Speaker 1>Constitution and I went late headed save over. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a little girl. That's also worth looking

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<v Speaker 1>up if you've never seen it. That's Dan Ackroyd as

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<v Speaker 1>the magic chef, cutting her wrists accidentally Julia Child and

0:22:57.875 --> 0:23:02.395
<v Speaker 1>beginning to lose consciousness. Find that and Big Jim MCBOB.

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<v Speaker 1>If Trump's big bill Axios continued isn't passed soon, he

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<v Speaker 1>could use his authority to declare a national emergency. How

0:23:11.715 --> 0:23:15.035
<v Speaker 1>many effing national emergencies does this guy have up his

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<v Speaker 1>ass to redirect money to ice from elsewhere in the government.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you take it from the money wasted on

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<v Speaker 1>big flag poles and paving over the beautiful lawns of

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<v Speaker 1>the White House. Who is the controller? Who is the

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<v Speaker 1>handler for Donald Trump? This time it's Steven Miller? A

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<v Speaker 1>couple other things. The Senate has to censor Mike Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Lee, who once was an actual kind of nerdy

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<v Speaker 1>wonk policy guy, is now just an out of control

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<v Speaker 1>Internet addict and showing all of the signs of deep,

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<v Speaker 1>deep emotional damage because of it. He has now deleted

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<v Speaker 1>his stochastic threat against Governor Walls, misspelling his name Nightmare

0:24:14.355 --> 0:24:17.035
<v Speaker 1>on Waltz Street. He put a t in it which

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<v Speaker 1>showed the Minnesota Maga murderer next to a picture of

0:24:20.075 --> 0:24:23.955
<v Speaker 1>the governor of Minnesota. That's a stochastic terrorist threat. In

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<v Speaker 1>a real country, Mike Lee would have been arrested. The

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<v Speaker 1>far right has dropped this story like not just a

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<v Speaker 1>hot brick, but a ton of hot bricks. Turns out

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<v Speaker 1>the guy is indeed ultra maga from NPR. Authorities in

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota say the man arrested in the Saturday attack that

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<v Speaker 1>killed one state lawmaker and left another wounded, had a

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<v Speaker 1>hit list of forty five elected officials, all Democrats. But

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<v Speaker 1>sure he was on an appointee to some nine hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and thirty second most important commission in Minnesota by Governor Walls,

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<v Speaker 1>who is a bipartisan guy in a bipartisan state, which

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<v Speaker 1>means he couldn't possibly be mega because he worked for

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<v Speaker 1>root for Walls, just because he wanted to cool Democrats

0:25:08.595 --> 0:25:12.795
<v Speaker 1>blowed them up. Real good, Jesus is coming back for brunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Here are the problems. Mike Lee deleted these things, won't

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<v Speaker 1>acknowledge that he ever sent them, will not apologize. Trump

0:25:21.395 --> 0:25:24.075
<v Speaker 1>would not call the governor saying he didn't like the governor.

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<v Speaker 1>The jokes that Mike Lee made were more befitting a

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<v Speaker 1>mental patient than a senator, even a Republican senator. And

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<v Speaker 1>what this underscores here is the fascists have now dropped

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<v Speaker 1>even the lame pretense of thoughts and prayers. As always,

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<v Speaker 1>the next question becomes is any of this making any

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<v Speaker 1>impact or are we stuck permanently between the immovable object

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<v Speaker 1>and the irresistible farce? Well, looky here. Strength in numbers

0:25:52.995 --> 0:25:57.715
<v Speaker 1>is in. Democrats have an eight point edge for the

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<v Speaker 1>generic House ballot for the twenty twenty six midterms. Forty

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<v Speaker 1>five percent of adults say they would back the Democratic

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<v Speaker 1>candidate in their local congression disc thirty seven percent for

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<v Speaker 1>the Republican. Americans also say they are worried about corruption

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<v Speaker 1>in the White House. Sixty two percent say Trump's promotion

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<v Speaker 1>of his crypto represents a conflict of interest. Twenty nine

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<v Speaker 1>percent of adults say it's appropriate for the president to

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<v Speaker 1>accept a luxury jet from Katar as a gift. Fifty

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<v Speaker 1>four percent say in its inappropriate. So the Trump administration

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<v Speaker 1>is not getting away with this. In the zeitgeist, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump administration and shopping channel. Because don't forget those

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<v Speaker 1>new Trump American smartphones introduced after he hit Apple with

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<v Speaker 1>fifty percent tariffs on iPhones, he put out his own iPhone,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump Phones, Trump Phones. Hello, can you hear me now? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>There's no speaker? What? It doesn't dial what when? Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, says made in America it turns out

0:27:05.755 --> 0:27:14.595
<v Speaker 1>he actually means made in China. Also of interest here,

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<v Speaker 1>if an American news organization put out a photo of

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<v Speaker 1>what appeared to be Trump wearing a Dunce cap, first off,

0:27:21.355 --> 0:27:24.075
<v Speaker 1>it would be the most journalism in American news this year.

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<v Speaker 1>But second, Trump and the Maga martyrdom machine would come

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<v Speaker 1>down on that news organization so hard that Bob Iiger

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<v Speaker 1>would send Trump twenty five million dollars even before Trump

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<v Speaker 1>sued him. So why did the government of the United

0:27:41.675 --> 0:27:44.195
<v Speaker 1>States put out a photo of what appears to be

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<v Speaker 1>Trump wearing a dunce cap? That's next, This is countdown.

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<v Speaker 1>This is countdown with Keith Olberman still ahead on this

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<v Speaker 1>edition to countdown. Last week would have been my mother's

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<v Speaker 1>ninety sixth birthday. She didn't quite make it to her

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<v Speaker 1>eightieth birthday. When she was alive, Mom used to lament

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<v Speaker 1>that to the degree she was known, she was known

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<v Speaker 1>as my dad's wife, or is my mother? Where's my

0:28:33.515 --> 0:28:38.635
<v Speaker 1>sister's mother? And then came that day in the year

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand when all that changed. We have just passed

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<v Speaker 1>the quarter century anniversary of that day, June seventeenth, two thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>My mother is in her usual seat in the ninth

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<v Speaker 1>row behind the dugout at Yankee Stadium. I am in

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<v Speaker 1>my usual seat in the baseball studio at the Fox

0:29:00.355 --> 0:29:04.715
<v Speaker 1>Television Network on Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles, doing the

0:29:04.715 --> 0:29:08.395
<v Speaker 1>pregame show for Major League Baseball and all the game

0:29:08.515 --> 0:29:13.395
<v Speaker 1>highlights during the broadcasts. It is not an unusual Saturday

0:29:13.715 --> 0:29:20.035
<v Speaker 1>for either my mother or myself. And then enter Chuck Knoblock,

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<v Speaker 1>second Basement of the New York Yankees, but not for

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<v Speaker 1>much longer, and thereupon my mother ascends to baseball immortality.

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<v Speaker 1>Next in things I promised not to tell first, believe

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<v Speaker 1>it or not, there's still more new idiots to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>The roundup of the Miss Green's morons, Undonning Kruger effects

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<v Speaker 1>specimens who constitute today's other worse persons in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>the Bronze Worse CNNMSNBC, Fox, Fox Business, those other useless

0:29:55.235 --> 0:29:59.115
<v Speaker 1>places collectively known as cable news. Philip Bump of the

0:29:59.235 --> 0:30:03.715
<v Speaker 1>Washington Post the last living cell in a dying body. There,

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<v Speaker 1>the great traffics visualizer of the rotting hulk of the

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<v Speaker 1>Post put this out in really great color bar graphs.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened two saturdays ago? Trump had a pathetic toy

0:30:14.955 --> 0:30:18.195
<v Speaker 1>tank parade in which it in retrospect clearly looks like

0:30:18.235 --> 0:30:22.555
<v Speaker 1>the soldiers deliberately mailed it in to make him look bad. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>five million or more protesters attended the No Kings marches

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<v Speaker 1>and rallies. And what a couple hundred people protested in

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles? Maybe a thousand. There were anti ice protests

0:30:36.835 --> 0:30:40.515
<v Speaker 1>in many cities, maybe a couple thousand alls old. So

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<v Speaker 1>what was coverage of all these events like on the

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<v Speaker 1>cable networks? Well, sir, it's not just that the cable

0:30:47.155 --> 0:30:49.915
<v Speaker 1>network's got the proportions all wrong. It's that the least

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<v Speaker 1>well proportioned, the least fair coverage was by CNN and MSNBC.

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<v Speaker 1>By contrast, Fox was only terrible the mentions, per the

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<v Speaker 1>bump data, CNN mentioned No Kings between June eighth and

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<v Speaker 1>June fourteenth seventy three times. That's a seven day span.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventy three mentions of the No Kings protests. Other protests

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned six hundred and thirty nine times, so like nine

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<v Speaker 1>times as many on CNN MSNBC. Oh, they did much better.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of seventy three mentions of No Kings, they mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>it seventy seven times, mentions of other protests six hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and twenty five times. So the two supposed real news

0:31:39.755 --> 0:31:44.875
<v Speaker 1>cable networks did a crap job, and almost identically, they're

0:31:44.915 --> 0:31:48.795
<v Speaker 1>now being programmed almost identically in terms of what they mentioned.

0:31:48.875 --> 0:31:52.035
<v Speaker 1>In terms of the news, there is a decreasing difference

0:31:52.235 --> 0:31:56.475
<v Speaker 1>between the crap that drove away CNN's audience and the

0:31:56.595 --> 0:32:00.435
<v Speaker 1>crap that is now driving away MSNBC's audience Fox News.

0:32:00.635 --> 0:32:05.035
<v Speaker 1>Fox News mentioned no kings, probably not favorably sixty times times,

0:32:05.115 --> 0:32:08.675
<v Speaker 1>and mentioned all the other protests, including the LA protests,

0:32:09.075 --> 0:32:11.995
<v Speaker 1>only three hundred and one times. So, in other words,

0:32:12.155 --> 0:32:16.595
<v Speaker 1>the coverage of the protests, the anti ice protests and

0:32:16.595 --> 0:32:20.795
<v Speaker 1>everything else only got half the bad press on Fox

0:32:20.875 --> 0:32:25.515
<v Speaker 1>that it did on CNN or MSNBC. MSNBC and CNN

0:32:25.515 --> 0:32:28.075
<v Speaker 1>could not resist the pictures of smoke from LA, even

0:32:28.115 --> 0:32:30.435
<v Speaker 1>if it was smoked from a two square block area.

0:32:30.915 --> 0:32:34.115
<v Speaker 1>Bumps graphs show in that same span two hundred and

0:32:34.235 --> 0:32:38.515
<v Speaker 1>nine mentions of clashes, riots, rioting, vandalism, looting on MSNBC

0:32:38.795 --> 0:32:42.315
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and ninety one mentions of clashes, riots, rioting, bandalism,

0:32:42.395 --> 0:32:46.555
<v Speaker 1>looting on CNN. This is even though as the Post's

0:32:46.595 --> 0:32:51.075
<v Speaker 1>own polling indicated American opinion about the LA protests was

0:32:51.115 --> 0:32:53.835
<v Speaker 1>split down the middle. Thirty seven percent said it was

0:32:53.875 --> 0:32:56.995
<v Speaker 1>mostly violent, thirty five percent said it was mostly peaceful.

0:32:57.435 --> 0:33:03.955
<v Speaker 1>Independence went thirty five thirty three peaceful. So we don't

0:33:03.955 --> 0:33:06.715
<v Speaker 1>have any cable news left in this country. Just turn

0:33:06.795 --> 0:33:09.995
<v Speaker 1>your sets off there, as a New York sportscaster used

0:33:09.995 --> 0:33:13.955
<v Speaker 1>to say, runner up Katie Miller. Ever, wonder what kind

0:33:13.955 --> 0:33:16.995
<v Speaker 1>of messed up person would marry Steven Miller. I'll just

0:33:17.035 --> 0:33:21.395
<v Speaker 1>read this verbatim from the New York Times backgrounder. Wasn't

0:33:21.435 --> 0:33:24.595
<v Speaker 1>there a movie called The Millers where they were actually

0:33:24.675 --> 0:33:28.235
<v Speaker 1>giant cockroaches from another planet who just pretended to be humans.

0:33:29.195 --> 0:33:31.835
<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk stood before a giant American flag at a

0:33:31.835 --> 0:33:34.635
<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin political rally in March and rolled out an eye

0:33:34.635 --> 0:33:38.475
<v Speaker 1>popping allegation of rampant fraud at the Social Security Administration.

0:33:39.115 --> 0:33:43.795
<v Speaker 1>As an aside, remember Elon Musk, Scammers, he said, were

0:33:43.795 --> 0:33:46.395
<v Speaker 1>making forty percent of all calls to the agency's customer

0:33:46.395 --> 0:33:50.795
<v Speaker 1>service line. Social Security employees knew the billionaires claim had

0:33:50.795 --> 0:33:53.875
<v Speaker 1>no basis. In fact, after journalists followed up, staff members

0:33:53.915 --> 0:33:58.395
<v Speaker 1>began drafting a response correcting the record. That's when Leland Dudek,

0:33:59.075 --> 0:34:01.795
<v Speaker 1>plucked from a mid level job only six weeks earlier

0:34:01.955 --> 0:34:04.555
<v Speaker 1>to run Social Security because of his willingness to co

0:34:04.755 --> 0:34:08.995
<v Speaker 1>operate with mister Musk's Department of Government Efficiency or Douche,

0:34:09.435 --> 0:34:11.715
<v Speaker 1>got an angry call from the White House. According to

0:34:11.715 --> 0:34:16.155
<v Speaker 1>several people familiar with the exchange, the number is forty percent.

0:34:16.635 --> 0:34:20.755
<v Speaker 1>Insisted Katie Miller, a top administration aideh was working closely

0:34:20.795 --> 0:34:23.235
<v Speaker 1>with mister Musk. According to one of the people familiar

0:34:23.275 --> 0:34:26.675
<v Speaker 1>with the April one call, President Trump believed mister Musk.

0:34:26.795 --> 0:34:32.235
<v Speaker 1>She said, quote, do not contradict the President. So if

0:34:32.275 --> 0:34:35.035
<v Speaker 1>you're wondering why it is that Stephen Miller every day

0:34:35.115 --> 0:34:37.515
<v Speaker 1>talks and acts like he didn't sleep at all last

0:34:37.595 --> 0:34:40.315
<v Speaker 1>night and instead had spent the evening frog tied in

0:34:40.355 --> 0:34:44.275
<v Speaker 1>his own basement while somebody beat him repeatedly with oddly

0:34:44.315 --> 0:34:48.795
<v Speaker 1>shaped pieces of rubber. Well, I'm just saying, but the

0:34:48.795 --> 0:34:54.395
<v Speaker 1>winner the worst. Fresh Secretary Caroline Levitt l Ie in

0:34:54.435 --> 0:34:57.595
<v Speaker 1>her first name, l Ie in her last name, and

0:34:57.755 --> 0:35:01.995
<v Speaker 1>Sigmund Freud in her soul. As Trump tried to show

0:35:01.995 --> 0:35:04.515
<v Speaker 1>off his trade deal with the British at the g seven,

0:35:04.955 --> 0:35:06.955
<v Speaker 1>and he said it was a deal with the EU

0:35:07.075 --> 0:35:11.355
<v Speaker 1>because he doesn't know that's not the same thing EU, UK.

0:35:11.875 --> 0:35:15.195
<v Speaker 1>I see you, you see me, me talk now, President

0:35:16.195 --> 0:35:20.715
<v Speaker 1>sleepy time. Trump opened the folder with the deal with

0:35:20.755 --> 0:35:24.315
<v Speaker 1>the British and not the EU, and the loose pages

0:35:24.475 --> 0:35:29.635
<v Speaker 1>fell to the ground. Immediately British Prime Minister Keir Starmer

0:35:29.835 --> 0:35:32.075
<v Speaker 1>bent down to pick them up. Why did he do that?

0:35:32.795 --> 0:35:37.515
<v Speaker 1>Why is the premiere of the UK reduced to picking

0:35:37.595 --> 0:35:40.515
<v Speaker 1>up the stuff Trump just dropped you? And I might

0:35:40.595 --> 0:35:44.555
<v Speaker 1>assume it's because Starmer realizes that Trump can't bend down,

0:35:45.275 --> 0:35:48.155
<v Speaker 1>But no, sir, it was because he was afraid that,

0:35:48.315 --> 0:35:52.955
<v Speaker 1>you know, Trump's security FAILANX would then open fire or

0:35:52.955 --> 0:35:57.115
<v Speaker 1>start tackling people. The day after this happened, Starmer said, quote,

0:35:57.275 --> 0:35:59.875
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, there weren't many choices with the documents

0:35:59.875 --> 0:36:02.235
<v Speaker 1>in picking it up, because, as you probably know, there

0:36:02.235 --> 0:36:04.715
<v Speaker 1>were quite strict rules about who can get close to

0:36:04.795 --> 0:36:07.635
<v Speaker 1>the president. I mean, seriously, I think if any of you,

0:36:08.155 --> 0:36:11.675
<v Speaker 1>meaning the media, had stepped forward other than me, I

0:36:11.715 --> 0:36:14.235
<v Speaker 1>was just deeply conscious that in a situation like that,

0:36:14.835 --> 0:36:16.755
<v Speaker 1>it would not have been good for anybody else to

0:36:16.755 --> 0:36:19.195
<v Speaker 1>have stepped forward. Not that any of you rushed to

0:36:19.755 --> 0:36:23.355
<v Speaker 1>There's a very tightly guarded security zone around the president,

0:36:23.475 --> 0:36:27.315
<v Speaker 1>as you would expect. So just that's the end of

0:36:27.315 --> 0:36:30.755
<v Speaker 1>the quote. Translate what he's saying here. If anybody else

0:36:30.795 --> 0:36:33.115
<v Speaker 1>but him had reached down to try to pick the

0:36:33.155 --> 0:36:35.755
<v Speaker 1>papers up that Trump dropped and may or may not

0:36:35.795 --> 0:36:40.115
<v Speaker 1>have realized he dropped, the entirety of the American security

0:36:40.155 --> 0:36:43.835
<v Speaker 1>force would have descended upon them, and knowing the quality

0:36:43.835 --> 0:36:46.435
<v Speaker 1>of the people that Trump hires, they probably would have

0:36:46.475 --> 0:36:51.795
<v Speaker 1>shot first. So Keir Starmer prevented a massacre in Canada,

0:36:52.035 --> 0:36:57.875
<v Speaker 1>you know, like with Huey Long. Look it up, Huey Long.

0:36:59.355 --> 0:37:02.195
<v Speaker 1>Now to the Levitt part of this, kind of fittingly,

0:37:02.355 --> 0:37:04.915
<v Speaker 1>Caroline Levitt then tweeted out a photo of Trump at

0:37:04.955 --> 0:37:07.635
<v Speaker 1>a news conference at the G seven. It was chosen,

0:37:07.795 --> 0:37:11.275
<v Speaker 1>presumably because alone, of the dozens of people in the

0:37:11.355 --> 0:37:15.795
<v Speaker 1>crowded photograph, Trump is the only one clearly visible. You

0:37:15.835 --> 0:37:19.195
<v Speaker 1>can see him from the head to the torso, from

0:37:19.395 --> 0:37:22.075
<v Speaker 1>the bottom of his eight foot long tie to the

0:37:22.155 --> 0:37:26.635
<v Speaker 1>bottom of his seventy third chin. The problem is in

0:37:26.675 --> 0:37:30.555
<v Speaker 1>this photo that Caroline Levitt put out, Trump is perfectly

0:37:30.595 --> 0:37:34.555
<v Speaker 1>placed in front of a Canadian flag with only the

0:37:34.635 --> 0:37:37.835
<v Speaker 1>left hand red bar of that flag visible, and it's

0:37:37.915 --> 0:37:41.435
<v Speaker 1>right above Trump's head. So there's Trump, and right above

0:37:41.475 --> 0:37:47.275
<v Speaker 1>him is this furled red thing in a conical shape.

0:37:47.475 --> 0:37:50.675
<v Speaker 1>So as you look closer and closer, it is perfectly shaped.

0:37:50.715 --> 0:37:54.475
<v Speaker 1>It is perfectly proportioned, it is perfectly positioned, and it

0:37:54.515 --> 0:38:02.595
<v Speaker 1>looks exactly like Trump is wearing a red dunce cap. Caroline,

0:38:02.835 --> 0:38:06.035
<v Speaker 1>this is a call for help, blinked. Oh no, no, make

0:38:06.075 --> 0:38:07.995
<v Speaker 1>it more obvious than that. If this is a call

0:38:08.115 --> 0:38:12.795
<v Speaker 1>for help, tell the truth twice Levitt two Day's other

0:38:14.355 --> 0:38:48.475
<v Speaker 1>worst twy saidden in the world to the number one

0:38:48.515 --> 0:38:51.915
<v Speaker 1>story on the Countdown and a story that begins a

0:38:52.155 --> 0:38:56.395
<v Speaker 1>little bit in the past nineteen thirty four. I was

0:38:56.435 --> 0:38:58.595
<v Speaker 1>not there for that part of it. But in nineteen

0:38:58.635 --> 0:39:01.755
<v Speaker 1>thirty four, my mother, who was five years old, was

0:39:01.835 --> 0:39:07.195
<v Speaker 1>sent over to her uncle's house or apartment for the day.

0:39:07.355 --> 0:39:10.475
<v Speaker 1>My grandparents needed the day off from her for some reason,

0:39:10.515 --> 0:39:13.835
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not sure what it was, but her uncle, Willy,

0:39:13.955 --> 0:39:17.955
<v Speaker 1>my great uncle Willy, took her to Yankee Stadium along

0:39:17.995 --> 0:39:20.355
<v Speaker 1>with a kid that he knew who he used to

0:39:20.395 --> 0:39:22.555
<v Speaker 1>push to Yankee Stadium because the young man was in

0:39:22.555 --> 0:39:26.275
<v Speaker 1>a wheelchair. And often before the games. In nineteen thirty four,

0:39:26.555 --> 0:39:29.115
<v Speaker 1>the last season that the legendary Babe Ruth played for

0:39:29.155 --> 0:39:32.475
<v Speaker 1>the New York Yankees, Babe Ruth would see this kid

0:39:32.515 --> 0:39:35.995
<v Speaker 1>in a wheelchair and, consistent with the times, would come

0:39:36.035 --> 0:39:40.075
<v Speaker 1>over and rub his back for good luck, which seems

0:39:40.075 --> 0:39:41.915
<v Speaker 1>to us to be very crass, and also, if you're

0:39:41.915 --> 0:39:44.115
<v Speaker 1>just looking at it from a superstition point of view,

0:39:44.315 --> 0:39:47.155
<v Speaker 1>how in the world would that be good luck in

0:39:47.235 --> 0:39:50.315
<v Speaker 1>any event. So one day, for the first time, when

0:39:50.355 --> 0:39:53.315
<v Speaker 1>she was five years old and just turned five years old,

0:39:53.315 --> 0:39:59.035
<v Speaker 1>her birthday was in June, she goes with her uncle

0:39:59.035 --> 0:40:01.955
<v Speaker 1>Willy and the boy in the wheelchair to Yankee Stadium.

0:40:01.995 --> 0:40:03.715
<v Speaker 1>They don't have the money to go to the games.

0:40:03.715 --> 0:40:05.835
<v Speaker 1>It's the middle of the depress, but they live in

0:40:05.875 --> 0:40:08.235
<v Speaker 1>the Bronx. They are a few blocks away from the stadium,

0:40:08.515 --> 0:40:10.635
<v Speaker 1>and they go to say hi to the players on

0:40:10.675 --> 0:40:14.195
<v Speaker 1>the way in, and sure enough, Babe Ruth says hello

0:40:14.315 --> 0:40:17.035
<v Speaker 1>to them and asks my mother at the age of five,

0:40:17.315 --> 0:40:19.875
<v Speaker 1>what her name is now. Her name was Marie, but

0:40:19.955 --> 0:40:23.315
<v Speaker 1>because her mother's name was also Marie, the family often

0:40:23.355 --> 0:40:27.355
<v Speaker 1>referred to her as Babe. I heard my grandmother referred

0:40:27.355 --> 0:40:32.395
<v Speaker 1>to my mother as Babe when my mother was forty

0:40:32.435 --> 0:40:37.075
<v Speaker 1>five years old. It was rather extraordinary in any events.

0:40:37.195 --> 0:40:39.955
<v Speaker 1>She says, my name is Babe, and Babe Ruth was

0:40:40.035 --> 0:40:43.675
<v Speaker 1>so delighted by this that she went back inside and

0:40:43.715 --> 0:40:46.955
<v Speaker 1>got her a brand new baseball, which he gave to

0:40:46.995 --> 0:40:49.555
<v Speaker 1>my mother. The first day she went to Yankee Stadium,

0:40:49.955 --> 0:40:52.755
<v Speaker 1>she met Babe Ruth, She talked to Babe Ruth, and

0:40:52.795 --> 0:40:56.795
<v Speaker 1>Babe Ruth gave her a baseball. Needless to say, in

0:40:56.835 --> 0:41:00.235
<v Speaker 1>the ensuing sixty six years that my mother was a

0:41:00.315 --> 0:41:05.155
<v Speaker 1>Yankee fan, nothing of interest ever happened to her at

0:41:05.195 --> 0:41:08.395
<v Speaker 1>Yankee Stadium. She would eventually see the Yankees win a

0:41:08.395 --> 0:41:12.035
<v Speaker 1>couple of World Series, and eventually she saw her own

0:41:12.155 --> 0:41:15.715
<v Speaker 1>son reporting from the field after the World Series games

0:41:15.915 --> 0:41:19.355
<v Speaker 1>on the World Series broadcast. But nothing like getting a

0:41:19.475 --> 0:41:22.755
<v Speaker 1>baseball from Babe Ruth on your first day as a

0:41:22.875 --> 0:41:26.395
<v Speaker 1>fan and meeting Babe Ruth occurred to her. There was

0:41:26.435 --> 0:41:29.315
<v Speaker 1>a brawl once between Red Sox and Yankees fans. I

0:41:29.355 --> 0:41:31.595
<v Speaker 1>recall when I was ten or eleven years old. Beer

0:41:31.795 --> 0:41:34.835
<v Speaker 1>was thrown and she may have gotten a few drops

0:41:34.875 --> 0:41:37.755
<v Speaker 1>of beer on the shoulder of her dress. I seem

0:41:37.755 --> 0:41:43.275
<v Speaker 1>to recall that happening. That was it. Nothing else of interest, Certainly,

0:41:43.315 --> 0:41:46.355
<v Speaker 1>nothing difficult or untoward happened to my mother at Yankee

0:41:46.395 --> 0:41:51.715
<v Speaker 1>Stadium until the middle of June in the year two thousand.

0:41:53.035 --> 0:41:57.715
<v Speaker 1>The Yankees on that Saturday afternoon had a second baseman

0:41:57.755 --> 0:42:00.155
<v Speaker 1>named Chuck Knobloch, who had been a great star for

0:42:00.275 --> 0:42:02.875
<v Speaker 1>them in an extraordinary addition to their team and set

0:42:02.915 --> 0:42:06.195
<v Speaker 1>off the process by which they won preconsecutive World Series

0:42:07.155 --> 0:42:11.715
<v Speaker 1>and four in a span of five years, and almost

0:42:11.715 --> 0:42:13.995
<v Speaker 1>five in a span of six years. In any event,

0:42:14.315 --> 0:42:18.715
<v Speaker 1>Knoblock unfortunately had an issue throwing the ball to first base.

0:42:19.115 --> 0:42:22.595
<v Speaker 1>Many second basemen, many baseball players have developed this. It's

0:42:22.635 --> 0:42:25.435
<v Speaker 1>somewhat consistent with the idea of the yips in golf,

0:42:25.475 --> 0:42:27.875
<v Speaker 1>where you can't sink the putt even though it's two

0:42:27.915 --> 0:42:32.155
<v Speaker 1>feet away. Four baseball players, it turns out to generally

0:42:32.195 --> 0:42:36.435
<v Speaker 1>be an expression of emotional distress. Your mind is sabotaging

0:42:36.515 --> 0:42:39.515
<v Speaker 1>the most fundamental thing in the game. It's stopping you

0:42:39.555 --> 0:42:42.395
<v Speaker 1>from throwing the ball. And the easier the play is,

0:42:42.835 --> 0:42:45.475
<v Speaker 1>the more familiar you are with it, the more difficult

0:42:45.515 --> 0:42:48.235
<v Speaker 1>it suddenly becomes. It happened to Chuck Knoblock. It happened

0:42:48.275 --> 0:42:51.275
<v Speaker 1>to another second baseman named Steve Sachs, and they've all

0:42:51.315 --> 0:42:53.315
<v Speaker 1>turned out. And it was a pitcher minor league pitcher

0:42:53.355 --> 0:42:55.795
<v Speaker 1>who became a writer named Pat Jordan, and they all

0:42:55.835 --> 0:42:58.635
<v Speaker 1>turned out. And another one named Rick ang Keel, a

0:42:58.675 --> 0:43:00.955
<v Speaker 1>pitcher for the Saint Louis Cardinals, all of whom suddenly

0:43:00.995 --> 0:43:04.555
<v Speaker 1>lost the ability to throw the ball in the easiest

0:43:05.435 --> 0:43:07.995
<v Speaker 1>way possible, in the way in which they had the

0:43:08.035 --> 0:43:11.915
<v Speaker 1>most control, couldn't throw the ball over the baseman's head,

0:43:12.315 --> 0:43:15.795
<v Speaker 1>over the catcher's head into the stands. Well, that's where

0:43:15.795 --> 0:43:18.435
<v Speaker 1>we joined Chuck naw Block, as it later turned out,

0:43:18.515 --> 0:43:21.035
<v Speaker 1>Chuck naw Block's father, who had seen every one of

0:43:21.075 --> 0:43:23.555
<v Speaker 1>his games from little league, who had gone to all

0:43:23.595 --> 0:43:26.075
<v Speaker 1>his high school games, who had traveled the country when

0:43:26.155 --> 0:43:28.515
<v Speaker 1>Chuck naw Block played in the minor leagues, who'd gone

0:43:28.515 --> 0:43:30.675
<v Speaker 1>to all the road games of the Minnesota Twins and

0:43:30.675 --> 0:43:34.795
<v Speaker 1>the Yankees. Chuck naw Block's father had Alzheimer's disease and

0:43:34.915 --> 0:43:37.355
<v Speaker 1>was in the final stages of it, and sometime early

0:43:37.395 --> 0:43:41.275
<v Speaker 1>in the two thousand season lost the ability to recognize

0:43:41.395 --> 0:43:45.235
<v Speaker 1>the Yankee second basement Chuck naw Block. Well, that accelerated

0:43:45.275 --> 0:43:48.755
<v Speaker 1>a problem that would later or shortly thereafter make Chuck

0:43:48.875 --> 0:43:52.675
<v Speaker 1>naw Block an x second basement. And on this day,

0:43:52.795 --> 0:43:56.395
<v Speaker 1>in June of two thousand, I was completing the second

0:43:56.515 --> 0:44:00.155
<v Speaker 1>year of a two year, not particularly happy stint as

0:44:00.195 --> 0:44:03.195
<v Speaker 1>the host of Fox Baseball Game of the Week on

0:44:03.235 --> 0:44:06.035
<v Speaker 1>the Fox Television network. I was based in Los Angeles,

0:44:06.075 --> 0:44:08.715
<v Speaker 1>and every Saturday, I spent the whole day from six

0:44:08.795 --> 0:44:12.115
<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning till six o'clock at night in

0:44:12.155 --> 0:44:15.235
<v Speaker 1>a studio in Los Angeles that was kept down about

0:44:15.275 --> 0:44:18.635
<v Speaker 1>thirty six degrees. Not my choice. I had to wear

0:44:18.635 --> 0:44:21.275
<v Speaker 1>a winter coat. Sometimes, when we weren't on the air,

0:44:21.515 --> 0:44:23.675
<v Speaker 1>we would do a pregame show, which, because of the

0:44:23.715 --> 0:44:26.555
<v Speaker 1>timing difference, started at ten am, and they liked to

0:44:26.595 --> 0:44:30.195
<v Speaker 1>rehearse their pregame shows madness. All the good lions had

0:44:30.195 --> 0:44:33.435
<v Speaker 1>been used and made stupid and not funny by the

0:44:33.475 --> 0:44:34.995
<v Speaker 1>time we got on the air. They would rehearse this

0:44:35.075 --> 0:44:38.395
<v Speaker 1>show two times, three times. An awful experience of my

0:44:38.435 --> 0:44:41.075
<v Speaker 1>co host was one of the worst persons in the world,

0:44:41.275 --> 0:44:44.075
<v Speaker 1>a man named Steve Lyons, who made me look like

0:44:44.115 --> 0:44:46.675
<v Speaker 1>somebody who never complained once in his life. That's the

0:44:46.715 --> 0:44:49.315
<v Speaker 1>only good aspect of working with Steve Lyons. He complained

0:44:49.355 --> 0:44:52.475
<v Speaker 1>an average of three times a minute. All right, So

0:44:52.595 --> 0:44:55.115
<v Speaker 1>Lyons and I are there doing the game of the week,

0:44:55.155 --> 0:44:57.515
<v Speaker 1>and that day the broadcast was from Los Angeles, and

0:44:57.555 --> 0:45:01.755
<v Speaker 1>it was a four pm Eastern start one pm Pacific time,

0:45:01.835 --> 0:45:04.635
<v Speaker 1>So the game and the show started a little bit late,

0:45:05.115 --> 0:45:08.795
<v Speaker 1>and we get them started, the Dodgers and whoever. It

0:45:08.915 --> 0:45:11.275
<v Speaker 1>was at Dodgers Stadium with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver

0:45:11.395 --> 0:45:14.355
<v Speaker 1>as the announcers and me in the studio, and Lions

0:45:14.395 --> 0:45:16.555
<v Speaker 1>goes away and he won't be back to the postgame show,

0:45:16.595 --> 0:45:21.115
<v Speaker 1>so everybody's happier. Somewhere in the middle of the game,

0:45:21.595 --> 0:45:24.555
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching the bank of televisions that's showing all the

0:45:24.595 --> 0:45:27.675
<v Speaker 1>other games in progress. And the Chicago White Sox are

0:45:27.715 --> 0:45:30.675
<v Speaker 1>playing at Yankee Stadium in New York. This is the

0:45:30.795 --> 0:45:34.115
<v Speaker 1>remodeled Yankee Stadium that operated between the years nineteen seventy

0:45:34.155 --> 0:45:37.835
<v Speaker 1>six and two thousand and eight. I essentially grew up

0:45:37.915 --> 0:45:40.835
<v Speaker 1>in Yankee Stadium, the original original Yankee Stadium and then

0:45:40.835 --> 0:45:44.035
<v Speaker 1>this modified, reconstructed one that reopened in nineteen seventy six,

0:45:44.315 --> 0:45:46.515
<v Speaker 1>and I knew not only every nook and cranny of

0:45:46.555 --> 0:45:50.515
<v Speaker 1>the ballpark, but I knew every camera angle, and we

0:45:50.595 --> 0:45:54.075
<v Speaker 1>had had since nineteen seventy two. My family Yankee season tickets,

0:45:54.195 --> 0:45:57.755
<v Speaker 1>which I had been paying for since about nineteen ninety two,

0:45:57.795 --> 0:45:59.795
<v Speaker 1>even though I did not live in New York. They

0:45:59.795 --> 0:46:03.115
<v Speaker 1>were for my mother, who went forty fifty times a year.

0:46:03.675 --> 0:46:05.955
<v Speaker 1>So by this point, my mother has been to since

0:46:05.955 --> 0:46:09.035
<v Speaker 1>that first game when she was greeted by Babe Ruth

0:46:09.115 --> 0:46:12.475
<v Speaker 1>at the front door of Yankee Stadium. Here, welcome to

0:46:12.555 --> 0:46:16.515
<v Speaker 1>your future. Here's a baseball for me, Babe Ruth, she

0:46:16.595 --> 0:46:18.755
<v Speaker 1>has been to at least a thousand games. She went

0:46:18.795 --> 0:46:22.235
<v Speaker 1>to more games in her life than I have, actually

0:46:22.315 --> 0:46:25.875
<v Speaker 1>literally true. And she is seated in the seats in

0:46:25.915 --> 0:46:29.155
<v Speaker 1>our seats, which have been the same one box forty

0:46:29.195 --> 0:46:33.035
<v Speaker 1>seven E since the stadium reopened in nineteen seventy six,

0:46:33.035 --> 0:46:35.035
<v Speaker 1>and this is the year two thousand, so she is

0:46:35.075 --> 0:46:38.955
<v Speaker 1>in essence celebrating her twenty fifth anniversary in those seats.

0:46:39.795 --> 0:46:42.075
<v Speaker 1>The Chicago White Sox are playing the New York Yankees.

0:46:42.115 --> 0:46:44.435
<v Speaker 1>They would rout the Yankees that day, and the Yankees

0:46:44.435 --> 0:46:46.075
<v Speaker 1>were in the middle of a funk in the middle

0:46:46.075 --> 0:46:48.715
<v Speaker 1>of the season. Do not, in small part to Chuck

0:46:48.755 --> 0:46:52.475
<v Speaker 1>Knoblock's sudden inability to throw the ball successfully from second

0:46:52.475 --> 0:46:54.755
<v Speaker 1>base to first base. He would throw it past the

0:46:54.795 --> 0:46:57.555
<v Speaker 1>first basement, over the first basement, he would drop the

0:46:57.595 --> 0:46:59.715
<v Speaker 1>ball as he threw it, it would fly out of

0:46:59.715 --> 0:47:02.435
<v Speaker 1>his hand. And of course later it proved this was

0:47:02.475 --> 0:47:06.075
<v Speaker 1>a psychological protest from deep within in his mind against

0:47:06.075 --> 0:47:09.075
<v Speaker 1>playing baseball anymore. It was too painful because his father

0:47:09.435 --> 0:47:12.395
<v Speaker 1>was so sick, and his father was so intimately connected

0:47:12.395 --> 0:47:15.835
<v Speaker 1>to the game. So now Greg Norton of the Chicago

0:47:15.875 --> 0:47:19.715
<v Speaker 1>White Sox hits a fairly tough play towards Chuck Nablock

0:47:20.235 --> 0:47:23.355
<v Speaker 1>grounds the ball to the right of the mound. Chuck

0:47:23.435 --> 0:47:25.515
<v Speaker 1>naw Block has to charge in, pick the ball up

0:47:25.555 --> 0:47:29.035
<v Speaker 1>bare handed, and while slightly off balance, throw it backwards

0:47:29.355 --> 0:47:33.675
<v Speaker 1>towards the Yankee first basement, Tino Martinez. Not an impossible play,

0:47:33.715 --> 0:47:36.075
<v Speaker 1>and not an impossible play for a good second basement,

0:47:36.115 --> 0:47:38.995
<v Speaker 1>as Chuck naw Block had been. But under the circumstances

0:47:39.595 --> 0:47:43.635
<v Speaker 1>a disaster in the making which we then saw unfold,

0:47:44.275 --> 0:47:46.715
<v Speaker 1>Chuck naw Block throws the ball. It leaves his hand

0:47:46.795 --> 0:47:50.435
<v Speaker 1>not straight, but an angle to the right of about

0:47:50.595 --> 0:47:53.675
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, fifty sixty degrees the ball shoots out

0:47:53.715 --> 0:47:56.835
<v Speaker 1>of his hand and goes nowhere near first base. It

0:47:56.875 --> 0:48:00.355
<v Speaker 1>goes into the stands behind first base, and in fact,

0:48:00.435 --> 0:48:03.715
<v Speaker 1>it goes to box forty seven E, where my mother

0:48:03.875 --> 0:48:07.715
<v Speaker 1>is seated with my high school friend and his two kids.

0:48:08.235 --> 0:48:11.955
<v Speaker 1>And my mother is sitting where the incoming throw has

0:48:12.115 --> 0:48:15.915
<v Speaker 1>just been launched. I am seeing this unfold on a monitor,

0:48:16.155 --> 0:48:18.755
<v Speaker 1>one of like nine with different games going on. But

0:48:18.835 --> 0:48:20.795
<v Speaker 1>I know Yankee Stadium, and as I said, the camera

0:48:20.835 --> 0:48:24.635
<v Speaker 1>angles intimately, so I know immediately where the ball based

0:48:24.675 --> 0:48:27.115
<v Speaker 1>on where it left now Block's hand, where it has

0:48:27.315 --> 0:48:30.435
<v Speaker 1>likely gone, and I say that may have hit my mother.

0:48:31.035 --> 0:48:33.275
<v Speaker 1>They then cut to a shot of a woman being

0:48:33.315 --> 0:48:37.595
<v Speaker 1>attended to and I say that hit my mother, and

0:48:37.635 --> 0:48:41.155
<v Speaker 1>everybody in the room laughs because they assume I'm joking,

0:48:41.195 --> 0:48:44.195
<v Speaker 1>Because what are the odds that while I am in

0:48:44.235 --> 0:48:46.915
<v Speaker 1>the studio hosting the game of the week and doing

0:48:46.955 --> 0:48:49.075
<v Speaker 1>the highlights of the games in progress. You know, when

0:48:49.115 --> 0:48:51.235
<v Speaker 1>they say now let's go back to the studio for

0:48:51.275 --> 0:48:54.155
<v Speaker 1>a Fox game break, I'm the guy doing the game breaks.

0:48:54.355 --> 0:48:57.235
<v Speaker 1>That was my job for two years. And sure enough,

0:48:57.675 --> 0:49:00.435
<v Speaker 1>I say, that's my mother, and everybody laughs, and then

0:49:00.475 --> 0:49:02.635
<v Speaker 1>they cut to a tight shot of a woman holding

0:49:02.635 --> 0:49:05.035
<v Speaker 1>her head with a little blood and her glasses have

0:49:05.075 --> 0:49:07.355
<v Speaker 1>been broken, and she looks kind of dazed and confused

0:49:07.515 --> 0:49:09.675
<v Speaker 1>and they are leading her away, and I went, that's Mom.

0:49:10.035 --> 0:49:12.435
<v Speaker 1>And now I call her on my cell phone and

0:49:12.475 --> 0:49:15.435
<v Speaker 1>you see her while she is on camera on the

0:49:15.475 --> 0:49:18.835
<v Speaker 1>local broadcast of the Yankee White Sox game. You see

0:49:18.835 --> 0:49:22.035
<v Speaker 1>her answering the phone. That's when they stopped laughing in

0:49:22.075 --> 0:49:25.515
<v Speaker 1>the studio. That's when they realized it was really my mother.

0:49:26.515 --> 0:49:28.315
<v Speaker 1>So I talked to her and she said, I'm okay,

0:49:28.475 --> 0:49:31.715
<v Speaker 1>it broke my glasses. They think maybe I should go home.

0:49:31.875 --> 0:49:34.355
<v Speaker 1>And Georgia and George's kids they want to go home

0:49:34.395 --> 0:49:35.955
<v Speaker 1>after that, and I said, did you get the ball

0:49:37.195 --> 0:49:39.795
<v Speaker 1>showing where my level of concern was? No, I'm sorry.

0:49:39.835 --> 0:49:42.915
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, for Christ's sake, Mom, So she's fine,

0:49:42.915 --> 0:49:47.675
<v Speaker 1>And otherwise I wouldn't have asked that question. Probably anyway,

0:49:47.715 --> 0:49:51.355
<v Speaker 1>now we're predicting this sort of situation. What do we

0:49:51.435 --> 0:49:53.475
<v Speaker 1>do with it? And is it going to be a controversy?

0:49:53.475 --> 0:49:54.835
<v Speaker 1>And I said, we have to put the highlight on

0:49:55.235 --> 0:49:57.115
<v Speaker 1>and I have to mention that it's my mother. It's

0:49:57.395 --> 0:49:58.795
<v Speaker 1>not like we're not going to show if it was

0:49:58.875 --> 0:50:01.195
<v Speaker 1>some other woman, we'd show it, wouldn't we It would

0:50:01.235 --> 0:50:03.075
<v Speaker 1>be the biggest story in baseball today. We have to

0:50:03.075 --> 0:50:05.075
<v Speaker 1>do it, and I just happen to know who it is.

0:50:06.155 --> 0:50:10.795
<v Speaker 1>So we throw to We are thrown to buy Joe

0:50:10.795 --> 0:50:13.515
<v Speaker 1>Buck and Tim McCarver, ti'me for a Fox game break.

0:50:14.155 --> 0:50:17.075
<v Speaker 1>Here's Keith Olderman in the studio, White Sox and Yankees.

0:50:17.155 --> 0:50:20.755
<v Speaker 1>Joe and Chuck now blocks throwing problem is now getting

0:50:20.795 --> 0:50:24.075
<v Speaker 1>personally picks up the Greg Norton bounder from the White

0:50:24.075 --> 0:50:27.475
<v Speaker 1>Sox Yankees in the Bronx and throws it into the

0:50:27.555 --> 0:50:32.395
<v Speaker 1>stands where right on the edit it hits my mother.

0:50:33.595 --> 0:50:36.315
<v Speaker 1>Mom's Okay, I called her. She's a gamer. She'll be

0:50:36.355 --> 0:50:39.955
<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow. She just got her lenses broken. Joe, Tim

0:50:40.115 --> 0:50:45.155
<v Speaker 1>back to you. Silence from Dodger Stadium. In the broadcast,

0:50:45.195 --> 0:50:48.395
<v Speaker 1>you just hear like birds in the background from Dodger Stadium.

0:50:48.555 --> 0:50:51.115
<v Speaker 1>For the first time in their lives, Joe Buck and

0:50:51.155 --> 0:50:54.595
<v Speaker 1>Tim McCarver have between them, nothing to say. I don't

0:50:54.595 --> 0:50:58.235
<v Speaker 1>know what to say, says Joe Buck. Is Keith kidding?

0:50:58.315 --> 0:51:00.435
<v Speaker 1>Is that one of Keith jokes? Says Tim, who is

0:51:00.475 --> 0:51:03.035
<v Speaker 1>an old friend of mine. Keith, are you still there?

0:51:03.275 --> 0:51:06.915
<v Speaker 1>I'm still here, Timmy, Are you kidding? Why would I

0:51:06.995 --> 0:51:09.435
<v Speaker 1>kid about something like that? Was that really your mother?

0:51:09.795 --> 0:51:12.075
<v Speaker 1>What are the odds against that? And I said, well,

0:51:12.115 --> 0:51:14.195
<v Speaker 1>she's been going a game since nineteen thirty four, that

0:51:14.235 --> 0:51:16.115
<v Speaker 1>first game she ever went to Babe Ruth gave her

0:51:16.115 --> 0:51:18.995
<v Speaker 1>a baseball. Nothing bad has happened in the ensuing years,

0:51:19.315 --> 0:51:21.355
<v Speaker 1>So I'd say the odds were probably about six to

0:51:21.435 --> 0:51:24.475
<v Speaker 1>five in favor. And he goes, I guess you're right.

0:51:24.515 --> 0:51:26.675
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that was Keith's mother that got hit

0:51:26.755 --> 0:51:29.635
<v Speaker 1>by the throw by Chuck no Block. Well, give us

0:51:29.635 --> 0:51:32.435
<v Speaker 1>an update later on how she is. We'll do, Tim.

0:51:33.635 --> 0:51:36.355
<v Speaker 1>So now the story is out. It's my mother who

0:51:36.395 --> 0:51:42.915
<v Speaker 1>got hit by the ball June seventeenth, eighteenth, one of

0:51:42.955 --> 0:51:45.835
<v Speaker 1>the two days, the Saturday of that weekend two thousand.

0:51:46.875 --> 0:51:48.875
<v Speaker 1>Only the kind of thing that could happen to my mother.

0:51:48.955 --> 0:51:53.035
<v Speaker 1>But again, truly, the odds were not that impossible. The

0:51:53.075 --> 0:51:56.435
<v Speaker 1>ball's thrown behind first base. Here's a woman who's gone

0:51:56.435 --> 0:51:58.315
<v Speaker 1>to an average of forty to fifty games a year

0:51:58.355 --> 0:52:00.795
<v Speaker 1>in that stadium for twenty five years. The odds are

0:52:00.835 --> 0:52:02.595
<v Speaker 1>pretty good it's going to hit her. And if you're

0:52:02.595 --> 0:52:05.635
<v Speaker 1>getting meta and like, what are the union versal odds?

0:52:05.635 --> 0:52:09.075
<v Speaker 1>What are the metaphysical odds that she gets hit? As

0:52:09.115 --> 0:52:11.155
<v Speaker 1>I said, nothing of interest has happened to her since

0:52:11.195 --> 0:52:16.235
<v Speaker 1>nineteen thirty four. She's due in any event. Just to

0:52:16.275 --> 0:52:18.755
<v Speaker 1>add to this, two of my best friends in the

0:52:18.795 --> 0:52:21.515
<v Speaker 1>world worked for the Yankees. One was the manager, Joe Tory.

0:52:21.835 --> 0:52:24.835
<v Speaker 1>The other was the head of publicity, Rick Sarone. Not

0:52:24.915 --> 0:52:27.995
<v Speaker 1>the catcher, Rick Serone, but the head of publicity, Rick Serone.

0:52:28.235 --> 0:52:31.875
<v Speaker 1>So I call Rick Serone in the office at Yankee

0:52:31.915 --> 0:52:35.595
<v Speaker 1>Stadium in the press box, because I figure he's already

0:52:35.595 --> 0:52:37.755
<v Speaker 1>figured this out and I want to give him a

0:52:37.795 --> 0:52:39.835
<v Speaker 1>heads up that I had no choice but to mention

0:52:40.075 --> 0:52:42.595
<v Speaker 1>that it was my mother, since it was my broadcast.

0:52:43.515 --> 0:52:44.915
<v Speaker 1>I call him up. I said, did you see the

0:52:45.075 --> 0:52:46.795
<v Speaker 1>now block throw? Now? I heard about it. I've been

0:52:46.835 --> 0:52:48.475
<v Speaker 1>here in the back. I didn't see who it hit.

0:52:49.435 --> 0:52:51.315
<v Speaker 1>I said, do you have any idea who it was?

0:52:51.875 --> 0:52:53.675
<v Speaker 1>He said no, Why would I have any idea who

0:52:53.675 --> 0:52:56.115
<v Speaker 1>it was? I said, why would I be calling you?

0:52:56.475 --> 0:52:58.075
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Keith. Why would you be calling me?

0:52:58.155 --> 0:53:00.635
<v Speaker 1>I said, how many times have you sat behind first

0:53:00.635 --> 0:53:05.555
<v Speaker 1>base with me and somebody else, and he goes, wait

0:53:05.555 --> 0:53:07.315
<v Speaker 1>a minute, what are you saying? I said, how many

0:53:07.315 --> 0:53:10.555
<v Speaker 1>times did you and I go as teenage friends in

0:53:10.595 --> 0:53:13.795
<v Speaker 1>the seventies and sat behind first bit And he goes,

0:53:13.875 --> 0:53:16.515
<v Speaker 1>oh god no, I said, yep. He said that hit

0:53:16.555 --> 0:53:19.835
<v Speaker 1>your mother. I said yep. And he said, first off,

0:53:19.875 --> 0:53:21.715
<v Speaker 1>he said, did she get the ball? And I went, no,

0:53:21.875 --> 0:53:25.395
<v Speaker 1>she didn't. Oh for crying out loud, Well what you

0:53:25.435 --> 0:53:27.315
<v Speaker 1>didn't say anything about it, did you? I went, of course,

0:53:27.355 --> 0:53:29.835
<v Speaker 1>I said something they showed her on your broadcast. And

0:53:29.875 --> 0:53:32.675
<v Speaker 1>he goes, oh god no. I said, what other choice

0:53:32.675 --> 0:53:35.275
<v Speaker 1>did I have? He goes, no, you're right, You're right,

0:53:35.675 --> 0:53:37.195
<v Speaker 1>all right. I better get out there. We're going to

0:53:37.235 --> 0:53:39.515
<v Speaker 1>start getting phone calls about this, if we haven't already.

0:53:39.515 --> 0:53:42.355
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the heads up. So now. The next day

0:53:43.115 --> 0:53:45.875
<v Speaker 1>the newspapers of New York front and back page of

0:53:45.915 --> 0:53:48.195
<v Speaker 1>the New York Post, the New York Daily News, and

0:53:48.235 --> 0:53:50.875
<v Speaker 1>the Long Island Paper News Day front and back page

0:53:51.115 --> 0:53:54.315
<v Speaker 1>some reference to my mother. Photographs in the Daily News

0:53:54.315 --> 0:53:58.595
<v Speaker 1>of her being led away. Chuck Nablock hits sportscaster's mother.

0:53:59.995 --> 0:54:02.355
<v Speaker 1>And the day after that they're still telling the story,

0:54:02.355 --> 0:54:05.675
<v Speaker 1>and there are wire stories, and it is everywhere, and

0:54:05.915 --> 0:54:09.155
<v Speaker 1>of course we mentioned it maybe once or twice an

0:54:09.155 --> 0:54:12.235
<v Speaker 1>hour on Fox Sports and on cable and on broadcast.

0:54:12.715 --> 0:54:17.315
<v Speaker 1>So now Mom is a celebrity, and I must confess

0:54:17.355 --> 0:54:22.395
<v Speaker 1>to you. Mom really liked being a celebrity. Mom was

0:54:22.435 --> 0:54:26.195
<v Speaker 1>appreciative of my success in my career. But Mom had

0:54:26.195 --> 0:54:28.675
<v Speaker 1>wanted to be a ballerina. Apparently. She told me that

0:54:28.755 --> 0:54:31.075
<v Speaker 1>I don't really buy it, but that was her story.

0:54:31.795 --> 0:54:36.515
<v Speaker 1>And she was a little jealous, resentful, just in a

0:54:36.755 --> 0:54:39.595
<v Speaker 1>manageable way most of the time. But I don't want

0:54:39.635 --> 0:54:44.435
<v Speaker 1>to bore you with my developmental problems. Emotionally, Mom was

0:54:44.435 --> 0:54:47.075
<v Speaker 1>a little jealous of not being in the spotlight, and

0:54:47.395 --> 0:54:51.915
<v Speaker 1>she gloried in this, among other things. Mom wound up

0:54:52.875 --> 0:54:56.875
<v Speaker 1>being interviewed on the pregame show for the next Saturday's

0:54:56.995 --> 0:55:00.075
<v Speaker 1>Game of the Week, and for various reasons, we could

0:55:00.075 --> 0:55:03.155
<v Speaker 1>not do a live remote interview with her. So we

0:55:03.195 --> 0:55:05.915
<v Speaker 1>sat down and I were courted the questions in Los

0:55:05.955 --> 0:55:09.675
<v Speaker 1>Angeles and on the phone asked her the questions while

0:55:09.835 --> 0:55:12.835
<v Speaker 1>she was in our ancestral home in the suburbs of

0:55:12.835 --> 0:55:16.875
<v Speaker 1>New York City, and Mom didn't really have any good answers,

0:55:16.995 --> 0:55:19.395
<v Speaker 1>so I said, why don't you just repeat the answers

0:55:19.395 --> 0:55:21.555
<v Speaker 1>that I give you. I'll give you good snarky answers,

0:55:21.915 --> 0:55:23.595
<v Speaker 1>real quick ones, and we can do this and you

0:55:23.635 --> 0:55:27.195
<v Speaker 1>can make fun of me. Okay. She had a little

0:55:27.235 --> 0:55:29.915
<v Speaker 1>trouble delivering the lines, and we actually did several takes.

0:55:29.915 --> 0:55:32.315
<v Speaker 1>So if anybody wants to call the FCC and say

0:55:32.475 --> 0:55:34.915
<v Speaker 1>that interview was not what it seemed in two thousand,

0:55:35.155 --> 0:55:37.235
<v Speaker 1>go right ahead. I don't know what you're going to

0:55:37.275 --> 0:55:39.075
<v Speaker 1>do to us about it, but go right ahead. There

0:55:39.115 --> 0:55:41.675
<v Speaker 1>were some elements of fakery to this, like I wrote

0:55:41.715 --> 0:55:44.435
<v Speaker 1>her answers for her, but there was one answer to

0:55:44.475 --> 0:55:47.235
<v Speaker 1>one of my six or seven questions that she gave

0:55:47.795 --> 0:55:51.035
<v Speaker 1>completely authentically and we did not need a second take.

0:55:51.035 --> 0:55:53.595
<v Speaker 1>And this may tell you the nature of the complicated

0:55:53.635 --> 0:55:57.955
<v Speaker 1>relationship between me and my mother and baseball and Chuck Knoblock.

0:55:59.475 --> 0:56:03.755
<v Speaker 1>I said, are you surprised that everybody's so interested in this?

0:56:03.915 --> 0:56:06.515
<v Speaker 1>And I wrote for her as an answer, No, but

0:56:06.555 --> 0:56:10.315
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised they keep mentioning you. She had no trouble

0:56:10.395 --> 0:56:13.755
<v Speaker 1>giving that line whatsoever. She really bought into that answer.

0:56:14.075 --> 0:56:16.235
<v Speaker 1>You could see from the tape when I eventually saw

0:56:16.275 --> 0:56:20.035
<v Speaker 1>the tape that she was smiling during that one. So

0:56:20.235 --> 0:56:23.555
<v Speaker 1>in any event, Mom becomes a celebrity for several months.

0:56:23.595 --> 0:56:26.515
<v Speaker 1>This is June of two thousand, come October, when the

0:56:26.595 --> 0:56:28.915
<v Speaker 1>Yankees and Mets played in the World Series and she

0:56:28.995 --> 0:56:32.515
<v Speaker 1>was in the stands number one. My employers had given

0:56:32.555 --> 0:56:37.955
<v Speaker 1>her a Fox Sports cap to wear, and they repeatedly

0:56:38.035 --> 0:56:40.195
<v Speaker 1>showed her during the games of the World Series at

0:56:40.275 --> 0:56:43.915
<v Speaker 1>Yankee Stadium. So Mom became a celebrity and became very

0:56:43.955 --> 0:56:46.435
<v Speaker 1>well known for getting hit in the head with Chuck

0:56:46.475 --> 0:56:49.875
<v Speaker 1>Knoblock's throw. Joe Tory, who I mentioned, was an old

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine, the first person I ever interviewed in television,

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<v Speaker 1>and a colleague in local sports in television in LA

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<v Speaker 1>when I worked there in the eighties and nineties. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Tory called me up right afterwards and asked how she was,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, she's fine. How's your second basement? Hey

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<v Speaker 1>acts like he got hit in the head with a

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<v Speaker 1>throw too. He's very worried. You think he did it deliberately,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, Joe, you have to tell him that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confident he did not do it deliberately. If he

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<v Speaker 1>was aiming at my mother, it would have missed. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Tory laughs and later he tells me he told Noblock

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<v Speaker 1>that and was Noblock's first laugh of the year. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So moving ahead on this story, it continued for many years,

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<v Speaker 1>for at least ten years, Once or twice a month,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody in baseball would say, was it your mother who

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<v Speaker 1>got hit by Chuck Knoblock's throw? Memorably, in the year

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and five, the year that the Hall of

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<v Speaker 1>Famer Randy Johnson, the big left hander of the mostly

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<v Speaker 1>of the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Seattle Mariners in the

0:57:52.915 --> 0:57:56.395
<v Speaker 1>Montreal Expos, he pitched one season for the Yankees, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Yankees got blown out in the playoffs that year.

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<v Speaker 1>And before the last game of the season, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is one of my favorite moments in the history of baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>Before that last game, I walk out into the Yankee

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<v Speaker 1>dugout and there is al Lighter, who was a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine then and now he is telling the story

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<v Speaker 1>of my mother and Chuck Knoblock to two other Yankee pitchers,

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<v Speaker 1>Scott Proctor and Randy Johnson. And I walk in and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, and then Alderman's mother gets hit in the

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<v Speaker 1>head and he says on he's doing the highlights on

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<v Speaker 1>TV on the game of the week, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>and I walk out, and he goes, did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>that I was telling the story about you? And I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>only the last couple of steps. This is a coincidence.

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<v Speaker 1>Finish the story yourself. So now I've got the three

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<v Speaker 1>of them, and they're all in hysterics. Yankees lose that

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<v Speaker 1>last game of the playoffs. I don't know, it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like it was one hundred and fifty to nothing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I go into the clubhouse after the game to say

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye for the offseason to the few players that I

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<v Speaker 1>knew on the team, including Al Lighter, and to Randy Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>and Randy Johnson in his own deep voiced way, thank

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<v Speaker 1>good to see you have a good winter. And he

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<v Speaker 1>leaves with his little carrying case with his little wheels

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<v Speaker 1>on it and looks like a toy. He's six foot

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<v Speaker 1>ten and he has a roller case designed for maybe

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<v Speaker 1>his daughter. It looks like a toy. And he leaves,

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<v Speaker 1>and about five minutes later, I see the door to

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<v Speaker 1>the Yankee clubhouse open up, and in walk Randy Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>and he comes over to me and he said, I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot to say something. I was already out to my car,

0:59:26.075 --> 0:59:27.915
<v Speaker 1>and I thought I better come back in and say

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye to Keith and tell him, I mean, this was

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<v Speaker 1>a really bad week this last week, as we've been

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<v Speaker 1>losing and the season ended, and I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>say that telling that story about your mother really was

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<v Speaker 1>the highlight of the whole thing and made me smile

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<v Speaker 1>for the only time this month. So thank you. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a great winter. So that's my mother and Randy Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>five years after she got hit in the head with

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<v Speaker 1>a throw by Chuck Knoblock the second basement of the Yankees,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the more remarkable moments in the history of

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<v Speaker 1>Major League Baseball, at least as it pertains to the

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<v Speaker 1>Olderman family, and a kind of bookend. Mom stopped going

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<v Speaker 1>to the games about two thousand and five, ysaically could

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<v Speaker 1>not do it, but she had a good run as

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<v Speaker 1>a Yankee fan of about seventy seasons that essentially booke

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<v Speaker 1>ended by getting hit in the head with a throw

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<v Speaker 1>that made her famous within baseball circles and began with

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<v Speaker 1>her being handed to baseball at her first game ever

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<v Speaker 1>by Babe Ruth, who was charmed by the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>my mother's nickname was Babe punchline to this, to me

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the most avid collectors of sports memorabilia

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<v Speaker 1>and particularly game used baseballs. I didn't get either of

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<v Speaker 1>those baseballs from my mom, my god, twenty five years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and the best part remains Chuck naw Block for years

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<v Speaker 1>thought I thought he had done it deliberately, as if

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<v Speaker 1>he to hit her. If he had done it deliberately,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done all the damage I can do here. And

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<v Speaker 1>yes I'm not exaggerating in any of that. Mom loved that.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom was disappointed when that faded out. Mom thought there

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<v Speaker 1>would be a ceremony on the first anniversary. Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>comments here by the best baseball stadium organist ever, Nancy Faust.

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<v Speaker 1>The Olderman theme from ESPN two, written by Mitch Warren

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<v Speaker 1>Davis courtesy of the ESPN Inc. Is the sports music

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<v Speaker 1>other music arranged and performed by the group No Horns Allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>My announcer today, fittingly with the sports theme, was my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Kenny Maine. Everything else was, as always, my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's countdown for today, Day one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>one of America held hostage, just one three hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen days until the scheduled end of Trump's lame duck

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<v Speaker 1>lame brained term, unless Putin or Musk remove him sooner,

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<v Speaker 1>or he decides to ride the bomb into Iran, or

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<v Speaker 1>the actuarial tables remove him, or we do. The next

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<v Speaker 1>scheduled countdown is Monday. Until that next one, I'm Keith Olderman.

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