Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date update. Everybody checks out their neighbors
Speaker 1: from time to time, Like they're on the front yard
Speaker 1: doing something. You peek through the window just to see,
Speaker 1: like what's going on. Okay, late at night, you crawl
Speaker 1: their ventilation system just to see how they sleep, you know,
Speaker 1: like I have to know. Is Jeff a side sleeper?
Speaker 1: You sleep on his back? You know that small guy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not true. Oh yeah, and he spends most night
Speaker 1: on his side, but like right before he wakes up,
Speaker 1: he gets on his back, which I thought was really interesting. Anyway,
Speaker 1: enough about me and my quirky neighbors. Off, let's talk
Speaker 1: to Lawrence, who's on the phone for a second date
Speaker 1: update right now. What's Uplawrence? How are you good? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? Thanks for taking my call? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: no problem. Thank you for your email. So you actually
Speaker 1: scored a date with your neighbor. Yeah, she loves right
Speaker 1: across the street from me, and we have these like
Speaker 1: very big windows and we're on the same floor and
Speaker 1: we can like totally see and do each other's apartment.
Speaker 1: That's always of court. I used to have a place
Speaker 1: like that where my kitchen looked into the other people's
Speaker 1: kitchens and I'd be like doing something, they'd be doing something.
Speaker 1: They look over and wave, and then I would just,
Speaker 1: you know, jump under the sink or something because I
Speaker 1: was scared. So, but it is awkward when you can
Speaker 1: see into somebody's window like that. What's her name before
Speaker 1: we get into it more, Her name is Aaron? Okay,
Speaker 1: So has it been friendly between you guys? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean I glanced over they sorted to see what she's doing,
Speaker 1: not in like a creepy way or anything, but yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: everybody believes you. Okay, it's it's not like I sit
Speaker 1: there and stare. I don't have binoculars or anything like
Speaker 1: invasive like that. Borrowstime. I got some extras. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay. So, not long after I made eye
Speaker 1: contact with her, and so I just kind of like
Speaker 1: waved and she waved. So I wrote a sign out
Speaker 1: and it said, hi, what's your name? Oh you had
Speaker 1: never wait, you had never met her before. No, we
Speaker 1: just kind of had this flirtation going from across the street,
Speaker 1: and you'd watched her long enough to know that she
Speaker 1: was alone, which she's not mean at all. Yeah. Well, honestly,
Speaker 1: I was checking to see if she ever brought a
Speaker 1: guy home. And I never saw her bring a dude home,
Speaker 1: So okay, I was kind of looking for that, I guess.
Speaker 1: So you're figuring that she was single, and then you
Speaker 1: took a shot to try to talk to her. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what did she do when you asked her name on
Speaker 1: a piece of paper through the window. So she disappeared
Speaker 1: for one second, which made me completely nervous, but she
Speaker 1: came back and then I could see her writing. So
Speaker 1: then she says, Aaron, what's yours? And I give my
Speaker 1: name and then I make another sign and I say
Speaker 1: drinks Friday question mark. That is actually adorable. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I was pretty direct, cute. Yeah, So she writes sure
Speaker 1: and then her phone number. Yeah. So then we keep
Speaker 1: text and we went to this bar. I wanted to
Speaker 1: make it like a date date, you know, and I
Speaker 1: mean literally, she is seriously one of the most beautiful
Speaker 1: girls I've ever seen in my wife, so it's great complimentary. Ever,
Speaker 1: but there was one awkward thing where I was like
Speaker 1: looking at her nose and I was like, I wish
Speaker 1: I could have your nose, and she was like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean by that? And it didn't come out
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. Yeah, Now she's like my creepy neighbor
Speaker 1: who's been watching me. Yeah, wants to harvest my nose.
Speaker 1: That's why he asked me out. Yeah. Yeah, that's where
Speaker 1: it came off, like like I wanted her nose or something.
Speaker 1: But I was just being complimentary of her nose. It
Speaker 1: was as weird as I am explaining it to you
Speaker 1: right now. I'm sure she got it. I mean, how
Speaker 1: was her personality? She was great. We matched up. We're
Speaker 1: both kind of like football nerds, and she loves kayaking
Speaker 1: and outdoor stuff like I did. And I thought it
Speaker 1: went off without a hitch. And at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, I'm walking out with her and I like
Speaker 1: did the lean in for the kiss and I got denied,
Speaker 1: and she like really kind of popped back and was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Oh so you didn't even get
Speaker 1: like denied where she gave you a hug instead, she
Speaker 1: actually asked what you were doing? What was your response?
Speaker 1: I just kind of was like, oh, my bad, like
Speaker 1: I read it, I read it wrong. Okay. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's fine, it's fine, And of course, like they're
Speaker 1: on out it is only weird. Yeah, so it ended
Speaker 1: pretty like quickly. And then I go home with my
Speaker 1: tail talk between my legs, and then I tried to
Speaker 1: text her hey, sorry, he didn't mean anything. Let's go
Speaker 1: out again or something. Nothing. And now her blinds are down.
Speaker 1: Oh she's living in dark just to avoid you, avoiding
Speaker 1: the sun, to even avoid me. Yeah okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: and you're saying everything was going well until you tried
Speaker 1: to go in for a kiss, right, I just don't
Speaker 1: know why completely it led to such an abrupt shut down, kay.
Speaker 1: And the only awkward thing you can think of is
Speaker 1: that line about her nose. Yeah, but we were fine
Speaker 1: like after that, we kept talking about all these things.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that was what happened right before. And
Speaker 1: how long have her blinds been down? How many days
Speaker 1: are we talking here? I mean like eight days? Whoa Okay,
Speaker 1: and she hasn't responded to any of your texts or
Speaker 1: phone calls or anything, right, and then I'm nervous if
Speaker 1: she like pulls her blinds up, I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: like staring right, you know, like yeah, because that would
Speaker 1: be awkward if she pulls her blinds up in your
Speaker 1: there and then she's gonna think you've just been sitting
Speaker 1: there for eight days watching her window exactly. Yeah. So wait,
Speaker 1: are you trying for a second date on this or
Speaker 1: are you just trying to make her feel comfortable enough
Speaker 1: that she can look out her window again. Well? No,
Speaker 1: ideally I'd like to go out with here again. I'm
Speaker 1: already just kind of want to know what happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe she thought you were trying to go in for
Speaker 1: her nose and bite it off. That's possible. All right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song and then come back and
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second
Speaker 1: updates if you're just tuning in for today's second day update.
Speaker 1: We got Lawrence on the phone, and Lawrence is a
Speaker 1: peeping tom. No, he's okay, easy, it's not the case. Yea.
Speaker 1: Lawrence actually asked his neighbor out. They live across from
Speaker 1: each other and they can see into each other's windows,
Speaker 1: and he's seen her for a while, thought she was cute,
Speaker 1: and they kind of like had a flirty relationship, and
Speaker 1: he actually asked her out the other day. Yeah, through
Speaker 1: the window. He wrote a note and said, you know, basically,
Speaker 1: let's go get drinks, and she said, yes, they went
Speaker 1: out to a bar, had fun, and he can't think
Speaker 1: of why she's not calling him back. She shut him
Speaker 1: down at the end of the day for a kiss too,
Speaker 1: and not just that she's had her blind shut for
Speaker 1: eight days. Yeah, that's a dedication to avoiding him. So
Speaker 1: she definitely does not want to talk to you, Lawrence. Right,
Speaker 1: I gathered that now that you've had a few minutes
Speaker 1: to think about it, you can't think of any reason
Speaker 1: why she doesn't want to talk to you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm confident there is one. I just want to know
Speaker 1: how it went down in her head. I'm confident I
Speaker 1: screwed up somehow, and I don't realize I don't know how. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm ready as I'll ever be. All Right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Aaron? Please?
Speaker 1: This is Aaron. How are you? This is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Is your Psycho restaurant?
Speaker 1: What a restaurant? Sorry? Who is the second? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. We're definitely
Speaker 1: not a restaurant. I wish we were. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. We'd have terrible health ratans. What's going on?
Speaker 1: In confused? I'll explain Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Have you ever listened to it? Uh? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's what this is. And we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: then end up not calling them back, they can email
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone to try to
Speaker 1: find out what happened. Okay, Okay. Basically, you went out
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody recently and you're blowing them
Speaker 1: off and they're wondering why. Okay, is it making a
Speaker 1: little sense? Do you guys basically help weirdos get second
Speaker 1: dates after being reject That's exactly. That's a way better
Speaker 1: recap than what I said. And I've been doing this
Speaker 1: for a long time. You want a job? Can you
Speaker 1: think of whom I want to call you? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of avoiding a guy I went on a date list.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's not him. I think we have bad
Speaker 1: news for you. It depends if his name is Lawrence
Speaker 1: or not? Oh my god, it is. Yeah, Lawrence told
Speaker 1: us about your date. He told us how he met
Speaker 1: you and everything else. Oh my god, I'm actually shocked
Speaker 1: by your response because he sounded really normal and he's clueless.
Speaker 1: He has no idea why you're not calling him back.
Speaker 1: He also says that you've had your blinds down. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Let me clarify though, real quick. Not like he's been
Speaker 1: trying to look through them like crazy. He just pointed
Speaker 1: out to us that it seems like you really don't
Speaker 1: want to see him. So what do you need from me?
Speaker 1: Just to let us know what the reason is and
Speaker 1: why you don't want to go out with him. We
Speaker 1: just need you to help educate Lawrence why he sucks
Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean, I guess there's no harm in that.
Speaker 1: Did you have a good date with him? Oh? I
Speaker 1: went out originally because I thought it would be a
Speaker 1: cute dating story. I don't know how much you've told you,
Speaker 1: but we have like our main living room windows feet
Speaker 1: into each other's apartments. Ye. So, um, I thought it
Speaker 1: would be a cute idea to date the guy next door.
Speaker 1: And it was so cute how he asked you out
Speaker 1: like that was pretty romantic. I really liked it too,
Speaker 1: I know, and then um, I went and it was
Speaker 1: not what I was hoping for. So you had high
Speaker 1: expectations that weren't met. I mean, even if I had
Speaker 1: low expectations, it went bad. Oh okay, So what was
Speaker 1: so bad about it? Because according to him, he thought
Speaker 1: it went pretty well? Oh god, okay. Well, first off,
Speaker 1: he made this one comment about my nose. Now he
Speaker 1: wanted to have it, and I was like, you want
Speaker 1: to have my nose? Yeah? And I was like, you
Speaker 1: want to have my nose? I don't understand. He's like no, no,
Speaker 1: He like tried to backpedal, but it came off super creepy,
Speaker 1: like you just want to cut my nose off? A
Speaker 1: can it? Like that was so weird, right, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you got to understand he was nervous. He thinks that
Speaker 1: you're gorgeous, and he was trying to deliver a compliment
Speaker 1: and it just was awkward. I mean, he owns up
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, he also told us about that and
Speaker 1: says that he realizes that sounded weird. Yeah. She kept
Speaker 1: on complimenting me and complimenting me. Oh man, pretty girls
Speaker 1: have so many problems I understand, but it's like, you
Speaker 1: don't need to just compliment my physical looks, like get
Speaker 1: to know me, don't just look at me. Okay, So okay,
Speaker 1: like I could see a barrage just you're pretty NonStop,
Speaker 1: could be like, okay, can we actually talk about something else. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There was just one compliment that just really creeped me
Speaker 1: out more than the nose thing, much more than the
Speaker 1: nose thing. Oh. So he said to me, I like
Speaker 1: the way you dance when you vacuum your apartment. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: oh he said he didn't have an ocular sea It
Speaker 1: was like, but if you know that I danced, I
Speaker 1: mean she watched me vacuum my whole apartment. Yeah, got
Speaker 1: it really creeped me out. Is there any way you
Speaker 1: can look from the other side, like, have you caught
Speaker 1: him doing anything? I don't look, Okay, so it's not
Speaker 1: a natural thing to Yeah, I don't look. I mean
Speaker 1: I especially don't look. Now. Your blinds are down now,
Speaker 1: so you can't see out anyways. Of course he noticed,
Speaker 1: and of course he told you, yes, they are down,
Speaker 1: And I just don't want to engage with him anymore.
Speaker 1: And there is another thing that just really tipped the
Speaker 1: scales worse than that. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: So at the end of our date, he got really
Speaker 1: close and cozy next to me, and I was like okay,
Speaker 1: and then he started whispering and he was like five
Speaker 1: four three two, and then he got so close to
Speaker 1: my face he was about to kiss me, and he's like, one, God,
Speaker 1: it was just like what I'm doing. So he counted
Speaker 1: down to kissing you like it was JPL or NASA
Speaker 1: taking off. That is so weird bad did he say
Speaker 1: liftoff before? God? It was the weirdest. No, wonder you said,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Because that's what he said? You said,
Speaker 1: and that makes sense. So yeah, it was nadal. That's
Speaker 1: an awkward way to try to get a kiss. Hey,
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to be ready for the kids, Okay.
Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of funny. Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: you guys have Laurence on the phone. Yeah, why did
Speaker 1: you not tell me? I didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: count you down. I thought that's how you do it.
Speaker 1: Lauren is actually on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you, and I mean the whole like
Speaker 1: dancing with the vacuum, like I caught a moment. I'm
Speaker 1: not sitting there, Saren. I walked by and looked over,
Speaker 1: But it sounds like you are. It does sound like
Speaker 1: it when she talked like that. Yeah, I'm really go
Speaker 1: out right now for me, but I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: getting painted. Is this like total creepy stocker perv guy? Well,
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't think having us help you
Speaker 1: is making your kits better? Am I right? Eron? Pretty
Speaker 1: positive there, Aaron. You've never looked over my apartment seen
Speaker 1: anything weird. You nursing me, eating hot pop it's in
Speaker 1: my boxers or anything like that does no Lawrence. I've
Speaker 1: literally never seen that, and I don't want to see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you tempting her? Like check it out once in
Speaker 1: a while, eat hot pockets in my boxers. You gotta see.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. He did do a lot of creepy things,
Speaker 1: but I don't think he's overall a creepy dude. Intentionally
Speaker 1: saying creepy Brook, it's not helping me at all. I've
Speaker 1: actually tried to help you. I'm just say you're awkward,
Speaker 1: not creepy. That's not good either, Aaron. I was just
Speaker 1: nervous and I had a few drinks. You can't blame
Speaker 1: a guy for being nervous, especially round somebody that looks
Speaker 1: like yourself. It's insane. Yea, what that knows. Look, I
Speaker 1: get that you were nervous. I was nervous too, but
Speaker 1: I can go saying a bunch of weird stuff. So
Speaker 1: I just that was just too much, too much weird,
Speaker 1: too much creepy for me. Oh please, this is meant
Speaker 1: to be. You're like the girl next swords. This is
Speaker 1: a great story. We have to see this out. You
Speaker 1: don't agree with me, No, Well, just because it lives
Speaker 1: like close to each other doesn't mean that it's destiny.
Speaker 1: It's just a coincident. Come on, you're gonna let this
Speaker 1: get in the way of something it could be fun.
Speaker 1: You seem like a nice person. I get it, Lawrence,
Speaker 1: But can I just give you a hot tip. Don't
Speaker 1: tell girls that you watch them do chores through their windows. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't say I was watching you like for a
Speaker 1: duration of time. I just saw you in that moment,
Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm not like, I'm not like God,
Speaker 1: I'd feel like I'm digging myself. Yeah, sound like that. Oh,
Speaker 1: just wrap it up for you. There, Lawrence. I think
Speaker 1: I know where this is going. But Aaron, would you
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Lawrence? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it? Give them one more shot. You guys
Speaker 1: are funny. No, thank you. I wasn't trying to joke.
Speaker 1: How about if you win on the second date but
Speaker 1: I didn't go? What? What does that even mean? Laurence?
Speaker 1: I want you to pay for a date for her
Speaker 1: to go out with someone else? Okay, now I'm now
Speaker 1: I am wondering about you liking to watch her the
Speaker 1: windows like that's creepy. I'm trying to do something to night.
Speaker 1: It came off bad, just like everything else. So you're
Speaker 1: you're positive, Aaron you don't want to go out with
Speaker 1: him again? Guys, I'm so positive? Are you? Wait? Are
Speaker 1: you gonna be able to lift your blinds after this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I'm actually gonna have to move after this conversation.
Speaker 1: Now I get it. You don't have to go out
Speaker 1: with me. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. You
Speaker 1: can leave your blinds up. I'll put mine down so
Speaker 1: it's not weird. I'm sorry. Somebody's living with the blinds down.
Speaker 1: That's all I know, all right, Sorry, Lawrence. It didn't
Speaker 1: work out for you clearly. Yeah, yeah, can I go now, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm not just yet. Okay five, four, Okay, now you
Speaker 1: can go. Broken Jewel in the morning.