WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Girl Next Door

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels. Second date update. Everybody checks out their neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>from time to time, Like they're on the front yard

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<v Speaker 1>doing something. You peek through the window just to see,

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<v Speaker 1>like what's going on. Okay, late at night, you crawl

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<v Speaker 1>their ventilation system just to see how they sleep, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I have to know. Is Jeff a side sleeper?

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<v Speaker 1>You sleep on his back? You know that small guy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not true. Oh yeah, and he spends most night

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<v Speaker 1>on his side, but like right before he wakes up,

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<v Speaker 1>he gets on his back, which I thought was really interesting. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>enough about me and my quirky neighbors. Off, let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Lawrence, who's on the phone for a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update right now. What's Uplawrence? How are you good? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Thanks for taking my call? Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. Thank you for your email. So you actually

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<v Speaker 1>scored a date with your neighbor. Yeah, she loves right

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<v Speaker 1>across the street from me, and we have these like

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<v Speaker 1>very big windows and we're on the same floor and

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<v Speaker 1>we can like totally see and do each other's apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always of court. I used to have a place

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<v Speaker 1>like that where my kitchen looked into the other people's

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<v Speaker 1>kitchens and I'd be like doing something, they'd be doing something.

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<v Speaker 1>They look over and wave, and then I would just,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, jump under the sink or something because I

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<v Speaker 1>was scared. So, but it is awkward when you can

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<v Speaker 1>see into somebody's window like that. What's her name before

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<v Speaker 1>we get into it more, Her name is Aaron? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So has it been friendly between you guys? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I glanced over they sorted to see what she's doing,

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<v Speaker 1>not in like a creepy way or anything, but yeah, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody believes you. Okay, it's it's not like I sit

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<v Speaker 1>there and stare. I don't have binoculars or anything like

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<v Speaker 1>invasive like that. Borrowstime. I got some extras. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay. So, not long after I made eye

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<v Speaker 1>contact with her, and so I just kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>waved and she waved. So I wrote a sign out

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<v Speaker 1>and it said, hi, what's your name? Oh you had

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<v Speaker 1>never wait, you had never met her before. No, we

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of had this flirtation going from across the street,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'd watched her long enough to know that she

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<v Speaker 1>was alone, which she's not mean at all. Yeah. Well, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I was checking to see if she ever brought a

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<v Speaker 1>guy home. And I never saw her bring a dude home,

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, I was kind of looking for that, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're figuring that she was single, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>took a shot to try to talk to her. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what did she do when you asked her name on

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of paper through the window. So she disappeared

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<v Speaker 1>for one second, which made me completely nervous, but she

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<v Speaker 1>came back and then I could see her writing. So

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<v Speaker 1>then she says, Aaron, what's yours? And I give my

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<v Speaker 1>name and then I make another sign and I say

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<v Speaker 1>drinks Friday question mark. That is actually adorable. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I was pretty direct, cute. Yeah, So she writes sure

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<v Speaker 1>and then her phone number. Yeah. So then we keep

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<v Speaker 1>text and we went to this bar. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make it like a date date, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean literally, she is seriously one of the most beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>girls I've ever seen in my wife, so it's great complimentary. Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was one awkward thing where I was like

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<v Speaker 1>looking at her nose and I was like, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I could have your nose, and she was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean by that? And it didn't come out

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Yeah. Yeah, Now she's like my creepy neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>who's been watching me. Yeah, wants to harvest my nose.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why he asked me out. Yeah. Yeah, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>it came off, like like I wanted her nose or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just being complimentary of her nose. It

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<v Speaker 1>was as weird as I am explaining it to you

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I'm sure she got it. I mean, how

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<v Speaker 1>was her personality? She was great. We matched up. We're

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<v Speaker 1>both kind of like football nerds, and she loves kayaking

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<v Speaker 1>and outdoor stuff like I did. And I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>went off without a hitch. And at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, I'm walking out with her and I like

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<v Speaker 1>did the lean in for the kiss and I got denied,

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<v Speaker 1>and she like really kind of popped back and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? Oh so you didn't even get

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<v Speaker 1>like denied where she gave you a hug instead, she

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<v Speaker 1>actually asked what you were doing? What was your response?

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of was like, oh, my bad, like

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<v Speaker 1>I read it, I read it wrong. Okay. She's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's fine, it's fine, And of course, like they're

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<v Speaker 1>on out it is only weird. Yeah, so it ended

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<v Speaker 1>pretty like quickly. And then I go home with my

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<v Speaker 1>tail talk between my legs, and then I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>text her hey, sorry, he didn't mean anything. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>out again or something. Nothing. And now her blinds are down.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's living in dark just to avoid you, avoiding

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<v Speaker 1>the sun, to even avoid me. Yeah okay, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're saying everything was going well until you tried

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<v Speaker 1>to go in for a kiss, right, I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why completely it led to such an abrupt shut down, kay.

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<v Speaker 1>And the only awkward thing you can think of is

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<v Speaker 1>that line about her nose. Yeah, but we were fine

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<v Speaker 1>like after that, we kept talking about all these things.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like that was what happened right before. And

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<v Speaker 1>how long have her blinds been down? How many days

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<v Speaker 1>are we talking here? I mean like eight days? Whoa Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and she hasn't responded to any of your texts or

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<v Speaker 1>phone calls or anything, right, and then I'm nervous if

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<v Speaker 1>she like pulls her blinds up, I'm just gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>like staring right, you know, like yeah, because that would

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<v Speaker 1>be awkward if she pulls her blinds up in your

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<v Speaker 1>there and then she's gonna think you've just been sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there for eight days watching her window exactly. Yeah. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are you trying for a second date on this or

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<v Speaker 1>are you just trying to make her feel comfortable enough

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<v Speaker 1>that she can look out her window again. Well? No,

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<v Speaker 1>ideally I'd like to go out with here again. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>already just kind of want to know what happened. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she thought you were trying to go in for

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<v Speaker 1>her nose and bite it off. That's possible. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll play a song and then come back and

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second

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<v Speaker 1>updates if you're just tuning in for today's second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>We got Lawrence on the phone, and Lawrence is a

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<v Speaker 1>peeping tom. No, he's okay, easy, it's not the case. Yea.

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<v Speaker 1>Lawrence actually asked his neighbor out. They live across from

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<v Speaker 1>each other and they can see into each other's windows,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's seen her for a while, thought she was cute,

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<v Speaker 1>and they kind of like had a flirty relationship, and

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<v Speaker 1>he actually asked her out the other day. Yeah, through

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<v Speaker 1>the window. He wrote a note and said, you know, basically,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go get drinks, and she said, yes, they went

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<v Speaker 1>out to a bar, had fun, and he can't think

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<v Speaker 1>of why she's not calling him back. She shut him

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<v Speaker 1>down at the end of the day for a kiss too,

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<v Speaker 1>and not just that she's had her blind shut for

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<v Speaker 1>eight days. Yeah, that's a dedication to avoiding him. So

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<v Speaker 1>she definitely does not want to talk to you, Lawrence. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I gathered that now that you've had a few minutes

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<v Speaker 1>to think about it, you can't think of any reason

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<v Speaker 1>why she doesn't want to talk to you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confident there is one. I just want to know

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<v Speaker 1>how it went down in her head. I'm confident I

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up somehow, and I don't realize I don't know how. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? I'm ready as I'll ever be. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Aaron? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Aaron. How are you? This is Jewel from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Is your Psycho restaurant?

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<v Speaker 1>What a restaurant? Sorry? Who is the second? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. We're definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not a restaurant. I wish we were. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry. We'd have terrible health ratans. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>In confused? I'll explain Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Have you ever listened to it? Uh? No? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's what this is. And we do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>if you go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>then end up not calling them back, they can email

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<v Speaker 1>us to get you on the phone to try to

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<v Speaker 1>find out what happened. Okay, Okay. Basically, you went out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with somebody recently and you're blowing them

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<v Speaker 1>off and they're wondering why. Okay, is it making a

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<v Speaker 1>little sense? Do you guys basically help weirdos get second

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<v Speaker 1>dates after being reject That's exactly. That's a way better

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<v Speaker 1>recap than what I said. And I've been doing this

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time. You want a job? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>think of whom I want to call you? Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of avoiding a guy I went on a date list.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping it's not him. I think we have bad

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<v Speaker 1>news for you. It depends if his name is Lawrence

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<v Speaker 1>or not? Oh my god, it is. Yeah, Lawrence told

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<v Speaker 1>us about your date. He told us how he met

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<v Speaker 1>you and everything else. Oh my god, I'm actually shocked

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<v Speaker 1>by your response because he sounded really normal and he's clueless.

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<v Speaker 1>He has no idea why you're not calling him back.

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<v Speaker 1>He also says that you've had your blinds down. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me clarify though, real quick. Not like he's been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to look through them like crazy. He just pointed

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<v Speaker 1>out to us that it seems like you really don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see him. So what do you need from me?

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<v Speaker 1>Just to let us know what the reason is and

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<v Speaker 1>why you don't want to go out with him. We

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<v Speaker 1>just need you to help educate Lawrence why he sucks

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much. I mean, I guess there's no harm in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have a good date with him? Oh? I

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<v Speaker 1>went out originally because I thought it would be a

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<v Speaker 1>cute dating story. I don't know how much you've told you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have like our main living room windows feet

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<v Speaker 1>into each other's apartments. Ye. So, um, I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be a cute idea to date the guy next door.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was so cute how he asked you out

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<v Speaker 1>like that was pretty romantic. I really liked it too,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and then um, I went and it was

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<v Speaker 1>not what I was hoping for. So you had high

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<v Speaker 1>expectations that weren't met. I mean, even if I had

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<v Speaker 1>low expectations, it went bad. Oh okay, So what was

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<v Speaker 1>so bad about it? Because according to him, he thought

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<v Speaker 1>it went pretty well? Oh god, okay. Well, first off,

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<v Speaker 1>he made this one comment about my nose. Now he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to have it, and I was like, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to have my nose? Yeah? And I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to have my nose? I don't understand. He's like no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>He like tried to backpedal, but it came off super creepy,

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<v Speaker 1>like you just want to cut my nose off? A

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<v Speaker 1>can it? Like that was so weird, right, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>you got to understand he was nervous. He thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>you're gorgeous, and he was trying to deliver a compliment

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<v Speaker 1>and it just was awkward. I mean, he owns up

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Yeah, he also told us about that and

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<v Speaker 1>says that he realizes that sounded weird. Yeah. She kept

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<v Speaker 1>on complimenting me and complimenting me. Oh man, pretty girls

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<v Speaker 1>have so many problems I understand, but it's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to just compliment my physical looks, like get

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<v Speaker 1>to know me, don't just look at me. Okay, So okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like I could see a barrage just you're pretty NonStop,

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<v Speaker 1>could be like, okay, can we actually talk about something else. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There was just one compliment that just really creeped me

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<v Speaker 1>out more than the nose thing, much more than the

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<v Speaker 1>nose thing. Oh. So he said to me, I like

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<v Speaker 1>the way you dance when you vacuum your apartment. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh he said he didn't have an ocular sea It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, but if you know that I danced, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she watched me vacuum my whole apartment. Yeah, got

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<v Speaker 1>it really creeped me out. Is there any way you

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<v Speaker 1>can look from the other side, like, have you caught

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<v Speaker 1>him doing anything? I don't look, Okay, so it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a natural thing to Yeah, I don't look. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I especially don't look. Now. Your blinds are down now,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't see out anyways. Of course he noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course he told you, yes, they are down,

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<v Speaker 1>And I just don't want to engage with him anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>And there is another thing that just really tipped the

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<v Speaker 1>scales worse than that. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So at the end of our date, he got really

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<v Speaker 1>close and cozy next to me, and I was like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he started whispering and he was like five

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<v Speaker 1>four three two, and then he got so close to

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<v Speaker 1>my face he was about to kiss me, and he's like, one, God,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like what I'm doing. So he counted

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<v Speaker 1>down to kissing you like it was JPL or NASA

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<v Speaker 1>taking off. That is so weird bad did he say

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<v Speaker 1>liftoff before? God? It was the weirdest. No, wonder you said,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? Because that's what he said? You said,

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<v Speaker 1>and that makes sense. So yeah, it was nadal. That's

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<v Speaker 1>an awkward way to try to get a kiss. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted you to be ready for the kids, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was kind of funny. Oh my god, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have Laurence on the phone. Yeah, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you not tell me? I didn't get a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>count you down. I thought that's how you do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren is actually on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, and I mean the whole like

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<v Speaker 1>dancing with the vacuum, like I caught a moment. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sitting there, Saren. I walked by and looked over,

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounds like you are. It does sound like

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<v Speaker 1>it when she talked like that. Yeah, I'm really go

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<v Speaker 1>out right now for me, but I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting painted. Is this like total creepy stocker perv guy? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I don't think having us help you

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<v Speaker 1>is making your kits better? Am I right? Eron? Pretty

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<v Speaker 1>positive there, Aaron. You've never looked over my apartment seen

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<v Speaker 1>anything weird. You nursing me, eating hot pop it's in

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<v Speaker 1>my boxers or anything like that does no Lawrence. I've

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<v Speaker 1>literally never seen that, and I don't want to see that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>are you tempting her? Like check it out once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while, eat hot pockets in my boxers. You gotta see.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. He did do a lot of creepy things,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think he's overall a creepy dude. Intentionally

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<v Speaker 1>saying creepy Brook, it's not helping me at all. I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually tried to help you. I'm just say you're awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>not creepy. That's not good either, Aaron. I was just

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<v Speaker 1>nervous and I had a few drinks. You can't blame

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<v Speaker 1>a guy for being nervous, especially round somebody that looks

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<v Speaker 1>like yourself. It's insane. Yea, what that knows. Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>get that you were nervous. I was nervous too, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can go saying a bunch of weird stuff. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just that was just too much, too much weird,

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<v Speaker 1>too much creepy for me. Oh please, this is meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be. You're like the girl next swords. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a great story. We have to see this out. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't agree with me, No, Well, just because it lives

0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.680
<v Speaker 1>like close to each other doesn't mean that it's destiny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a coincident. Come on, you're gonna let this

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<v Speaker 1>get in the way of something it could be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like a nice person. I get it, Lawrence,

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<v Speaker 1>But can I just give you a hot tip. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell girls that you watch them do chores through their windows. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say I was watching you like for a

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<v Speaker 1>duration of time. I just saw you in that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not I'm not like, I'm not like God,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd feel like I'm digging myself. Yeah, sound like that. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>just wrap it up for you. There, Lawrence. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I know where this is going. But Aaron, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go on a second date with Lawrence? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it? Give them one more shot. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are funny. No, thank you. I wasn't trying to joke.

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<v Speaker 1>How about if you win on the second date but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go? What? What does that even mean? Laurence?

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to pay for a date for her

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with someone else? Okay, now I'm now

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<v Speaker 1>I am wondering about you liking to watch her the

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<v Speaker 1>windows like that's creepy. I'm trying to do something to night.

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<v Speaker 1>It came off bad, just like everything else. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're positive, Aaron you don't want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>him again? Guys, I'm so positive? Are you? Wait? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna be able to lift your blinds after this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm actually gonna have to move after this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I get it. You don't have to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. You

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<v Speaker 1>can leave your blinds up. I'll put mine down so

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<v Speaker 1>it's not weird. I'm sorry. Somebody's living with the blinds down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I know, all right, Sorry, Lawrence. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out for you clearly. Yeah, yeah, can I go now, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not just yet. Okay five, four, Okay, now you

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<v Speaker 1>can go. Broken Jewel in the morning.