WEBVTT - Goals vs. Goths | Ross Bryant 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:03.040 Well, Hello, I'm Leanne, my best friend in the whole world, 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:04.120 and this is Janet. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:05.640 I'm Janet. 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:08.800 That's a friend in the whole world. Here we are 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:13.200 in Oh, I know, what's that? Nothing, there's something in 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:14.360 this car seat. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.560 You're gonna have to get them reupholstered again. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.160 We're in the back of my Honda Odyssey Jo getting 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:21.959 at some youth soccer. We started this podcast as a 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:25.440 way to pass the time during our children's soccer games 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.560 because these feel long. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.000 These games feel long. There's not a lot of action. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:30.640 There's not a lot of scoring. 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.240 They're not exactly burn burners. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:35.720 Yeah, not a lot of scoring at all, except on 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:36.320 your own goal. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:47.559 This is soccer moms. So Janet, I've been living for 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.600 this all week because we didn't really talk. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.720 This is as much as we really do. I know, 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:52.760 I know, you. 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.000 Know what my mom does? What did I I tell 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.480 you know how? My mom doesn't do email? 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:57.800 Well, yeah, and so. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.880 She won't read email. She says, printed and give it 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.080 to me if you want me to read it. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.360 I tried doing it, and I would just tape them 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:05.039 to the door. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.600 Wait, would you actually email her and print the email? 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.720 Or you're just writing up word doc and texting. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.160 I know, because that doesn't work because she's like, this 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:16.160 is an aggressive note for some reason. What it's an 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:17.800 email and I print it out because she does. She 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:18.559 doesn't do emails. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.160 She's never read email. She's never But she has an 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.200 email account that I made for Oh, so you email 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.280 the account you made for her? What did you make 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.800 her email address? I am Mickey at Gmail. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.920 It was Mickey four six four six, which was our 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:34.000 house number growing up. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.720 I'm so surprised you didn't make it twenty two forty six. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.880 What is a woman's dimension supposed to be that she's 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:40.199 always talking about. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:40.759 I don't know. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.080 We're both forty six, twenty six, forty six. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.759 We're both like perfect rectangles. And as she gets older, 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:48.400 she's like a trapezoid because she just starts leaning. My 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.480 mom's like listing to the right. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.240 Two of you, arm in arm is like being at Stonehead. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:01.720 A monolith, and it really if the sunsets behind you, 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:02.560 I can make a wish. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:06.280 Oh but I've been living for this. I've been living 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:06.520 for this. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.360 You know what My oldest daughter, Ashley told me this 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.560 week that words are magic because it's called spelling. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.760 That's cute. Yeah, so let's just get into it. Let's 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.760 do high and low, like, what's what was the high 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:17.800 point of your week? 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:22.320 New mattress? Finally, yes, what did you do? 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.320 Did you go into one of those mattress stores? It's 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:25.080 clearly a front. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.239 I think you gotta go to the mattress. Do you 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:28.760 got tried out? You gotta lay on it. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.400 But now they have stuff they'll just send to your 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.080 house in a small box and then you open up 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:32.959 the box and the thing. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.280 Goes pur pow and it exists. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.680 Did no, no, no? I went and got an old. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:39.519 School Oh good, good good Yeah, and game changer with springs. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.160 Yeah, it's a game changer. I mean I had been 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.519 sinking into my side, and I felt like there was 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:48.680 a balance beam of like nice firmness between me and Larry, 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.919 and I would crawl up onto out of my body 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.120 shaped hole on my side. I would climb up onto 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.200 the balance beam and I would lay on that firm 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.840 balance beam between us and the and he thought I 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.480 was kind of coming closed. He thought I was coming over. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.040 I don't want to touch your free soul. Did you 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.240 know that the dimensions of a king bed are two 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:06.880 twin mattresses right. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:07.480 Next to each other. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:08.800 Oh, that's not really that big. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.480 So I'm on my twin side, like, don't touch me, 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.399 don't even move. But we got one that's firm enough 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.120 that even when he moves, I won't feel it. What 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:21.920 a game changer, I mean, a king mattress. If you're married, 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.360 I'm going to go out on a lemon say this, 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.840 and this might really we might lose some listeners honestly, 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.800 and it might be offensive. But if you're in a marriage, 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.160 a long term marriage, and you're not sleeping on a king, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:32.600 you are a psychopath. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.440 I do want to say that. I love that you 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:38.360 made the distinction that if you're in a long term 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.320 marriage as though, like if you're just in it for 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.680 a couple of years, if this is just a temporary thing, 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.000 get whatever bed you war. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.120 Are you still using the gifts from your wedding? 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.360 Do whatever you want, whatever you want? Have you already 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.400 broken and lost all that? If you're not in a king, 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:55.120 you're a psycho. I mean, have you ever had anything 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:55.560 but a king? 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:59.400 No? No, no, absolutely, There's there's something called like an 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.600 alask king that is like the size of a room 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:03.920 that that would be my. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:08.240 Dream imagine folding that bottom sheet. Oh I no, Oh 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.520 my god. I don't even know the difference between a 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:11.960 California King and a regular king. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.960 I think a California King's longer. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:15.680 Larry's not tall. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.680 I might already know you're high, but I'm going to 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.279 ask you what your high is this week. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.400 But I have a guess why, because you saw the 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:24.440 boxes outside my house. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.200 Ye can't I sound broken back? 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.720 Isn't this funny? So we got our couch delivered. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.600 It's a big furniture so it's a big week. 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.839 It's a big furniture week. So we got our couch delivered. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.560 We finally got a new sectional. So we're on our 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.440 third dog and you can still smell the piss from 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.320 the first one. Yeah, that's how old. That's sectional. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:42.200 She was a leaker. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.279 Oh, she was a leaker. And it was getting to 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.120 the point where it was more comfortable to like stand 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.320 and watch television then sit on that couch. So finally 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.400 there was you know that you can get those coupon 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:56.000 codes online, So we found the coupon code and we 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:59.000 were able to get this sectional that we've been dreaming of. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.520 Now here's what I will say. It is so comfortable, 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.680 and it's this like lovely gray, which I found out 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:07.280 is not in. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.680 But whatever I know now is doing bright bright, but 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:11.760 the seventies. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.080 That's going to go away. It's called gun metal gray, 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.440 which I think is quite aggressive. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.080 Yeah, it sounds a little violent. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.520 But I am loving this couch. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.560 It is high back, low back. What's the deal. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:24.160 It's got high, mid, and then low, so it's got 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.960 all these areas. It's like a little Tetris thing. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.560 Oh nice, I love it. I feel like going with 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.600 a gun metal gray is classic. That's what I have 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.000 to get more years out of it. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.839 I agree, it's probably going to hide some stains. 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.919 Oh but now they have these stain resistant fabrics. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:39.480 Well that's the other reason why I love it, because 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:40.440 it's stain resistant. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:41.080 Well, thank goodness. 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.279 If we can shoot satellites into space, let's keep some 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:44.200 stains off the couch. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:45.119 Low point. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:49.080 A low point would definitely be I got an a 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:54.200 RP piece of mail addressed to you, Yeah, addressed to 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.479 my name, first and last name, AARP, and I dropped 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:57.920 it in the mail. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.520 I flipped at the bird. I said a mantra. Times 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:01.240 I should have said. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:02.719 That is my high point. I have a new Mantra. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.839 Life is not happening to me, It's happening from me. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.440 Did you get that when you picked your phone back up? Yeah? 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.280 And I'm not totally sure what it means, but I 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:11.800 feel like the more I say, it's gonna start to 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:12.400 really mean. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.880 Something, that's all that matters. What's your low point? 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:19.320 Probably the couch, Oh really, just because how expensive it was. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.120 And we're on this payment plan. I said to Don, 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:22.560 I'm like, we have to be buried in this thing. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.440 You get to pay it off before the interest kicks in. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.200 No, there's no way. Oh dang, I mean unless a 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:27.880 miracle happens. 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:28.640 Yeah, that's a drag. 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:29.360 Yeah. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.279 Do you get buyer's remorse on big purchases. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.200 No? I always get buyer's remorse on that little things, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.080 you know what I mean. So it's like I'll go 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.200 and I'll try like a new pop, and then I'll 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:40.720 be like, why did I buy this? And I get 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.120 so mad at myself when it was like four dollars, Like. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:44.599 Cause you're going to take a risk on a cotton 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:45.800 candy flavor and stuff. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:46.800 And then I always regret it. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.000 But see, I love that about you. I mean, one time, 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.960 I remember when you turned in. You had that old 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.599 SOB that was so cool looking, I know, and I 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.240 thought you were going to keep it forever. And then 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.480 you went in and traded it in, didn't tell, don 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.440 didn't tell me, drove with a brand new car, and 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:05.359 I was super shocked. And you had no buyer's remarks about. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.680 Saying about me, just like I can make a big 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.240 decision is really easy for me, and the small decisions 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:10.800 are torture. 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.360 I mean that's why you can go into a grocery 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.400 store and it's like I've lost you to a casino. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.440 I mean you go into a grocery store and it's like, 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.200 what's it called choice paralysis? 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:20.960 Oh, it's the worst. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.360 Like I just know I need flour because I'm making 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:25.440 cookies this week. Can't do. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:27.200 But if there's twenty different kinds of flour. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:29.320 Now you got almond flour, you got oat flour, you 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.440 got gluten free flour, you got it's choice paralysis. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.200 There's too many. First of all, there's too much. Yeah, 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.440 it's clown stuff. Okay, I told you I tapped out 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:38.880 on milk. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:41.960 Yeah, of course, once we got to oat, I'm on 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:42.360 your side. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.600 I tapped out. Yeah, So no matter what other milk. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.600 If we get celery milk, if we get chicken milk, 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:52.600 I'm done. I tapped out oat was my limit? 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.640 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Well, if I ever 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.880 start lactating again, I'll save some of my milk for you. 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:59.560 If you ever start lactating again, you need to go 0:07:59.600 --> 0:07:59.960 to the doctor. 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:09.080 Hey, do you want these? I'm gonna throw them out. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:10.840 I'll save them for later. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:12.000 I've been keeping too. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.040 Many kind bars in my bag because I always think 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:14.760 I'll need these. 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:15.560 No, I'll save them. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:16.360 Okay, have them. 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.720 Scott likes those two. Oh look, Oh my god, is 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:21.800 that Hayden's brother. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.080 Yeah, he's cute. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.400 He's so cute. He's all by himself. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:28.640 It's tragedy. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.680 That's that's kind of the kid I would have been 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:31.760 scared at in school. 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:43.720 Slash attracted to. Hey Breiden Braiden. Hey, Hey, hi, Hi, Yeah, 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:44.400 how are you? 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.480 Oh? Hey? What is this some sort of little like recording? 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:54.240 K Oh my god, No, well, we're doing a yeah. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.080 Just I mean, you know your little brother, Hayden. He's 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:01.080 on the team. We just got sod with these games. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:02.640 We decided to start a podcast. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.880 You and me both Oh, really, do you have a pod? 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.000 I mean, I just mean the board part. I'm not. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.360 I'm not so much podcasting as I am just sort of, 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.200 you know, dreaming. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:18.640 Oh, I really be honest, Braiden is podcasting like passe? 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:19.880 Is that something like that? 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:20.200 Yeah? 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.280 That's parents do or no, I don't think of that 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:28.000 as a parent thing. I listened to a few pods. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.240 Oh wow, what do you listen to? 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:38.320 Oh? I listened to a pod called cyber Esotericism cyber Terrorists. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.440 Wow, there's a cyber truck on my block? 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:42.160 Is there? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:42.960 Do you? 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:44.840 I know I've seen it corner. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:46.360 I know, I brew every time I see it. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:47.880 So what cyberpunk? 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.680 Or would you cyber esoteris cyber? 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:52.480 Is this going to bore you? 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.400 Oh my god? 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.600 Are you out of your mind? So Branden, he just 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:56.960 because you you drove here? 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:58.480 Yeah, I drove here. 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:02.480 So you're a junior now, uh huh okay, So Braiden's wonderful. 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:07.400 See that alien green Kia that's yours, that's my dad's. 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:10.360 Oh well, well I think it's pretty cute. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:13.120 Yeah, what would you pick anything but a Kia? 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.520 I mean, when your dad owns the dealership. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:19.040 The dye is cast you know, yeah, for sure, for sure. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:20.400 I do have to tell you. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.120 I don't know who does your hair, but my colorist 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.880 could take some tips because I'm just impressed. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:26.880 Do you do your own color? 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:27.240 Yeah? 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.320 I do my own color because that is black. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:30.600 That's a box color. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:33.400 That's a box color. I make my own cocktail of 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:34.559 two different justremens. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.520 Oh oh, is that what they use on their beards 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:38.920 and stuff? 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.000 I feel like that's what Ringo does and he won't 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.280 let him self age. They have a ninety year old black. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.800 I think this looks beautiful. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:46.400 I like it. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.000 Yeah, it's a deep, stark black. It's an unnatural black, 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.200 and that's what I was going for. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.800 But it's not monochromatic. I feel like it has. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:54.640 Blue because it likes things. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.240 Yeah, because black contains all colors. 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:00.720 Is that right? 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.400 That's kind of part of its beauty. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.120 What are the colors that the boxes are? What do 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:04.480 they call it? 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:08.360 Well? When is yeah? The just for men? Uh, just 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:09.240 for men black hair? 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:13.400 Just uncles Okay, yeah, Jess Uncle, It's. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:17.040 Just j U s apostrophe uncles Okay, Just for Men 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.680 has released a sideline called Jess Uncles Just for Uncle, 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:24.840 Just for cool uncles and that's just the shade, you like, Yeah, 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:26.280 that's just the shade. But I mix it with the 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.199 beard product as well, just to get it to that deep, 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:30.640 deep hue that I'm going for. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.160 I think it's beautiful. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.080 I think it looks great. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:33.640 It's like that. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.280 It's not supposed to technically be put on youthful hair. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.480 You got to bleach it out really hard before you 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:39.960 put it on. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.960 Oh that's why you gotta keep your hair kind of short. Yeah, huh, 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:44.480 I get that. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.040 And do you go to christ for your eyeliners and stuff? 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:50.480 Like? I've been noticing more and more boys even working 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:51.920 in Sephora, and I like it. 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:53.280 I go to Sally's. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:59.160 You get I mean, your eyeliner is beautiful, Thank you 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.840 so much. Never do that my hand shakes? 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.960 Can I be honest. I wasn't expecting to get all 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.640 these compliments when I came over here. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.920 Honey, Well, well, I mean we just so wait. I 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.959 want to hear about this esoteric fans? 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:12.360 What is the. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:14.760 Terroristism? 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:15.200 Okay? 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.679 And this is a and you say pod, yeah, it's 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:18.320 a pod. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.920 Podcasts, Yeah forgive. We got to remember question. But does 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.160 cyber mean what does cyber mean? 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:29.840 Cyber? You know indicates like a technological spacet a digital realm, 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:37.040 a liminal zone created by our technological interface through which 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:40.960 we all navigate our contemporary world. But of course this 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:48.520 gives rise to its own sort of world, a cyber space, right, 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.719 got it. We are, in a sense the creative deities 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.920 of the space, and we have given rise to new 0:12:55.320 --> 0:13:00.440 intelligences that dwell within it. These, of course, are the 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:04.040 new cyber angels and demons that we all interact with 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.360 every time we open the phones in our pockets or 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:10.080 the desktops on our desks. This, of course, is what 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.119 we're dealing with when we talk about cyber esotericism, the esoteric, 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:15.360 and the cyber. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.440 Okay, I like this, This is an education. 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:23.520 Do you have a girlfriend? Yeah? 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:24.680 Or anything? 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:28.640 Or any you must be They must love you. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:30.240 You'd be shocked to hear that I do not. 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:33.520 Oh, do you want one? 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.160 Because I'm talking to someone on discord? That's cool, I've 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:39.319 never met I r Oh. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.960 You want to say? You want to say her name here? 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:48.959 I mean her call sign is Sarah six saraf oo? 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.560 Is that like a seraphim from the Bible? 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:58.000 Hey, all right, game recognized game Remember Sarah? Yeah, there's 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.840 Sarah Angels, but there are our cyber seriffs as well. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.600 What I'm saying is that cyber space is its own space. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.640 We're moving towards a point of singularity where the cyber 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:11.840 gods will overtake this world. 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.160 We like to think that we have our own space 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.520 in Van sort of. You know what I mean. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.320 We create an atmosphere, it's an environment. It's a micro 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:23.200 climate in here. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:23.480 Yeah. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:24.680 And by the way, we could turn the a C 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:26.480 up if you're hot, if you want to get in here, 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.240 you can come in. You don't have to talk through 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:28.680 the window. 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:30.440 So hot, come in to get. 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:34.760 The so many clothes, honey, we can hold on, hold 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.160 on the door automatic. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:41.680 Okay, okay, just come quick, step up the same moment. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:42.360 Isn't that nice? 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:42.560 Here? 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.240 We'll turn it down, put it down like six. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:48.720 You want any iced tea sun tea made. We've got. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:53.400 These are alcoholic beverages. Not for you, not for you. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.080 You're driving? 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.080 Where's your where is your dad? 0:14:58.600 --> 0:14:59.800 Probably the car a lot? 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:03.800 Oh, but that's so sweet. You spent your Saturday taking 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:05.360 taking Hayden to the gates. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.720 Somebody has Hayden's doing great. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:09.680 Hayden is doing great. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:10.640 He's all star. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.200 Honestly, I feel like he's the Yeah, he's a star. Tall, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:15.840 he's tall for a forward. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:16.720 He's tall. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:17.960 He could maybe be goalie. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:23.280 Yeah, tall, lanky, powerful kids have it all. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.400 But you're well, you're you know what, You're a different shape. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:28.080 We'll say that. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.080 And you know what, Brandon, I'm here to tell you 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.800 that by the time you get to college or engineering. 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:37.480 Or trade whatever, or your first job or whatever, that. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:41.320 You know, sort of skeletal frame hanging off those clavicles 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:44.000 that just now is sort of skin, you know, stretched 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:47.560 over bones, You're going to get these man pecks that 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:51.120 are gonna appear, and these traps and delts will kind 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.600 of fill in, and you'll be a totally new creature. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.440 You're going to transform. Does that sound nice? 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.520 Wow? There's something almost transhuman about the way that you're 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.760 describing the transformation of the human body. But I just 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.480 keep eating protein and doing push thus but nothing else. 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:08.960 Oh no, you. 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.960 Know, Janet, was what did you do keto? 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:11.880 Yeah? 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:12.840 I do keto. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:14.680 I't the one where you eat a lot of fat. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.560 I don't know what I mean, no, because that's what 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:17.840 I'm on. 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.760 Is that the one where you melt butter in the coffee. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.400