1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 2: Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I mean, it's more of an embarrassing very 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 3: little Secretate, Man, did happen? So I'm gonna own it? 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 2: Okay, what is it? 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 3: So? I really don't know what happened. I was literally 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 3: walking work and I can see the group like kind 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 3: of in front of where I need to get into 9 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 3: the building. So I decided to just sport before I 10 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 3: got to these guys. And as I'm walking, I get 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 3: this really warm sensiction down there, Like as soon as 12 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 3: I farted, I'm like, wait, man, that's weird. And I 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 3: like literally walking to this group and I was like this, 14 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 3: this really didn't just happen. So, like I stopped walking. 15 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 3: One of the guys is trying to open the door, 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: like hey, you come in. I'm like nope, I just 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 3: need a second. So like I'm like trying to get 18 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 3: my composure, like did I really just do this? So 19 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 3: I like to myself into the female risk because it 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 3: was the closest one to me, just to confirm what happened. 21 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm a grown up man. 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 3: Then I myself on the way to work, so I 23 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 3: just like and the females all real quick, just like 24 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 3: drop try. I'm like, all right, I gotta get rid 25 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 3: of these underwork today and I forgot I guess just 26 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 3: in a panic to get up. So I walk out 27 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 3: of the bathroom and I'm like going in work, and 28 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 3: I realized, like, ID so drafty, oh just because I'm 29 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 3: I to throw my underwear in the track and now 30 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 3: like I'm exposed. I didn't expose to anybody. I like 31 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 3: caught it before, like someone reported me to HR. But 32 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 3: I was kind of like, dude, this is very work 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 3: morning of my life. So yeah, I kind of see 34 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 3: myself thinking I was just in your heart and I 35 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 3: didn't didn't work that way. 36 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 2: I call that Tuesday. 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 3: I was just. 38 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 2: Impressed you went to work, But Tuesday fort secret. Thanks guys, 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 2: have a good one by Hello. 40 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, you. 41 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 2: Have a dirty little secret. 42 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do. So whenever I'm at friends' houses partying, 43 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: we have a little drink, I get tipsy and I 44 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: go on my friend's phones to look at my excess profiles. 45 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 2: I do that sober. Yeah, but do your friends know 46 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 2: that you're using their phones to do that? 47 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: Oh? No, I make sure that they are out of 48 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: the room, or that nobody can see what I'm doing. 49 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 2: Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, do you ever 50 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 2: want to comments on your excess stuff? But as your friend, 51 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 2: that's the secret. 52 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: I never go that far. But I just want to 53 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: check up on them. After we broke up. I usually 54 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: block them because I just don't need them in my 55 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them. 56 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: But until you keep in me just wants to know 57 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: how they're doing, if they're doing well without me, if 58 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: their life sucks without me. I just gotta know. So 59 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: I use my friends phones for that. 60 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 2: Let's be honest. You just want them to look worse, 61 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 2: like you know. That's always like, yeah, it makes you 62 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 2: feel a little bit better. Yeah, well, thank you for 63 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 2: telling us your dirty little secret. 64 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: Thank you. Feels good to get that off my shirt, 65 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: all right, see you, what's your dirty little secret.