Speaker 1: I won't like spoil anything, but like, let's say an
Speaker 1: antagonistic force meets their demise, Like it's such a nothing moment,
Speaker 1: like it should be like, wow, we defeated.
Speaker 2: It's like you want narrative force. Uh, may I recommend
Speaker 2: transformers one. Those motherfuckers have thrusters on the bottom of
Speaker 2: their feet. In some cases they can go sub orbital wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, like Rosie and I walked out of
Speaker 3: there just giving a ton of notes to each other.
Speaker 3: We're like, all right, I should have put this. I
Speaker 3: don't know why, Like, what was the point of this character?
Speaker 3: Like if it if it meant nothing?
Speaker 2: You guts sound fun to go to the movies with.
Speaker 3: We always you know, look, you were insufferable industry people.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna say I think that's how all
Speaker 2: of LA experiences the movies, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You walk out and you go. I would have done
Speaker 3: a better job.
Speaker 1: They should have given the script to me.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three point fifty seven,
Speaker 2: Episode three of Dally's Guys Day production of iHeartRadio, where
Speaker 2: America's only Undecided podcast. We haven't made up our mind
Speaker 2: on the election. Come interview us to the new York Times.
Speaker 2: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 2: into America's shared consciousness. That it is Wednesday, September twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four.
Speaker 3: We got a lot of days today. It's National Open
Speaker 3: the Magic Day, No idea what that is. Here's what
Speaker 3: I do know about Cay Sadilla's Lobsters, comic books, and
Speaker 3: one Hit Wonders because it is national. Those days also
Speaker 3: National Dense Breast Day, which is all about awareness because
Speaker 3: we are in Breast Cancer Awareness Month all of or
Speaker 3: no about to be, We're about to get into it.
Speaker 3: And another one was I feel like there's so many
Speaker 3: like industry based ones that's like national, like why don't
Speaker 3: you call a handyman from this company day? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: we're not. We're not gonna acknowledge that. So anyway, lobs,
Speaker 3: this case of d is dense Rests, comic books, and
Speaker 3: one hit Wonders, Favorite one hit Wonders, Class Wonders.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think for me it's yellow. We were
Speaker 2: recently talking about the people who may.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, speaking of Jeffrey Jones, Yeah yeah, mine is
Speaker 3: probably mimes. This is why I'm hot. I love that song.
Speaker 3: I thought that I thought Mimes was going, this is
Speaker 3: why I'm hot, this is this is why I'm hot.
Speaker 3: Now he's I think he's in the tech world or
Speaker 3: something now, but anyway, shout out to me, what about you?
Speaker 1: I had to google one hit Wonders because I don't
Speaker 1: really know which ones that's fine. Take on Me? Is
Speaker 1: that considered a one hit wonder? I guess it is.
Speaker 3: It is in the US.
Speaker 2: I think they're much bigger in other in their homeland.
Speaker 3: Aha.
Speaker 2: Ah, I was trying to think of their name. Aha,
Speaker 2: I've got it. That song is wonderful. There was a
Speaker 2: podcast called Punch Up the Jam with did eBay where
Speaker 2: they would like and me, l yeah, and they would
Speaker 2: pull songs apart and like, just listen to the stems
Speaker 2: and all the various strands that make up the beautiful
Speaker 2: quilts that is the song, and that one like has
Speaker 2: never left me. The take on Me just like the
Speaker 2: isolated vocal tracks, like everything about it is just.
Speaker 3: Like so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh wow in the video in the videos, yeah, truly
Speaker 2: you could because it's animated. Well, my name is Jack
Speaker 2: O'Brien aka in the spirit of anagrams on the discord
Speaker 2: provided the following for me. We got Cabin Joker. We
Speaker 2: got Ai rock Burn, which is going to be a
Speaker 2: product jock Burn. They'll eventually release Ace Boink Junior is
Speaker 2: a lot of fun. Yeah, n j Bryce Okay, like
Speaker 2: an aggressive person talking about a prank. They did, you know,
Speaker 2: I did the New Jersey bries prank. Okay, yeah, Brice, yeah,
Speaker 2: I put some ice in or Bra it's the it's
Speaker 2: the New Jersey did the Old New Jersey Briese, Banjo
Speaker 2: Eric And finally Justin, Justin, could I get a drum roll?
Speaker 3: Please? Finally we have I Jack Boner, Oh wow, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes you did. But by the way, Jack Boner, jesck
Speaker 2: Boner is a specscript. I was working on hit some
Speaker 2: headwinds when I Framkenstein tanked.
Speaker 3: But when I am.
Speaker 2: Saying yeah, you did do well, mine was about Tarzan
Speaker 2: offering to give you a hand job, and oh god,
Speaker 2: it didn't do quite.
Speaker 3: Jack Boner, Jack Boner, That's it's like a down and
Speaker 3: out Tarzan in like the seventies. He got hooked on
Speaker 3: Heroin cruising Sunset with a sign Jack Boner for fucking
Speaker 3: cheap man.
Speaker 1: Oh ship should start saying kind of like jack o Lantern.
Speaker 1: But so you do like Jack Dash oh Dash Brian,
Speaker 1: especially during the Halloween.
Speaker 2: I could move the eye from the beginning of eye
Speaker 2: Jack Boner to the middle, so it's like Jack eye
Speaker 2: boner Jack. I like my middle name is ignacious or something.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, ignacious Jacky Boner, Yes, squire
Speaker 3: as your service. Eric is also pretty Eric. It's banjo
Speaker 3: Eric bro.
Speaker 2: I just I could never the finger dexterity that is
Speaker 2: required yeah to be a banjo player, until I got
Speaker 2: a tune that into all bar chords.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite one hit wonder.
Speaker 3: Bear Yeah, Ripped Doling Band.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
Speaker 2: co host mister Miles Gray and Miles Gray Ship. I'll
Speaker 2: hit you with a couple of anagrams, one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: It's Miles Gray aka air my legs aka misery gal
Speaker 3: aka gay Smiler aka grimey elsa I'm in the building.
Speaker 3: And also shout out maniche because those are also much
Speaker 3: moniche joints there. And one more I've got because I
Speaker 3: was just talking about that Uno and here we go
Speaker 3: aka reverse for that chuckle skip fold your face, draw
Speaker 3: four because you thought you were cold. Hold this way.
Speaker 4: Oh no, now how you feel Captain Bold, don't care
Speaker 4: that your seven years old? Ask your grandma if it's
Speaker 4: too cold, wipe them tears away.
Speaker 3: It won't go when I play this.
Speaker 4: That's called you dumb fold fall from Cloud nine back
Speaker 4: down to home anyway.
Speaker 2: Shout out Held for that wonderful rendition.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's the most deaf Pharaohmonde featuring Nate Dog
Speaker 3: Rest in Peace. I was for the first half of that.
Speaker 2: I was like trying to work the lettering out to
Speaker 2: be like, how is this an anagram of Miles Gray?
Speaker 2: Same same, I do just from from Minisia's list of
Speaker 2: Miles Gray anagrams. I do have to shout out one
Speaker 2: that you skipped over that Justin also, uh, Justin, I
Speaker 2: had the I was about to say the same thing,
Speaker 2: Superris and Justin came in.
Speaker 3: The came in the chat. Gary Slime, Yeah, Gary Slime
Speaker 3: and Manjo Eric. Folks, you're dialed.
Speaker 2: In the show a couple of dirt bags.
Speaker 3: Slime is a fucking dude, stay away for we should
Speaker 3: be a smoking Rerisen around a tra can fire. Gary Slide, Yeah,
Speaker 3: fucking Banjo, Eric in my van full of whale juice kids,
Speaker 3: put your garbage bags on. It's Gary Slime coming to
Speaker 3: take you home.
Speaker 2: Well, we are thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 2: seat by a very talented writer, stand up comedian, and
Speaker 2: co host of The Bechdel Cast, one of the great
Speaker 2: film podcasts. They also happened to have a master's degree
Speaker 2: in film and the most anagrammable name in the English language,
Speaker 2: in case you were wondering why we're so focused on anagrams.
Speaker 2: So if you've given their if you've been given their
Speaker 2: name in a handful of scrabble tiles, you may know
Speaker 2: them as Lauren D. Titanic or nine Tit Dracula, But
Speaker 2: to us they will always be Latin dancer Uta. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: Caitlin Dorante, I'm.
Speaker 1: Changing my name the Latin dancert. No, actually, Lauren Lauren D.
Speaker 1: Titanic would hang out with Banjo.
Speaker 2: Eric and yeah, Lorn D Titanic for sure, Yeah, Lorn
Speaker 2: D Titanic will is a debutante at one point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ninet Dracula would be like a bit we would
Speaker 3: do on this morning Zoo show. It's like, oh, we
Speaker 3: got Ninet Dracula calling in. What's going on? Nineted Dracula. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but Lauren d Titanic fucking Banjo, Eric and Gary Slime.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Wow, well I have a couple of new ones.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: These are These are courtesy of a Zeit gang member
Speaker 1: by the name of Mark Romano. And let me just
Speaker 1: place the disclaimer here. They're pretty They're pretty nasty.
Speaker 2: These Carty are slim exactly.
Speaker 1: The letters of my name will spell things like you're
Speaker 1: in taint, tit kunt you know.
Speaker 3: All these click cool. They will do that sometimes that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know why they go.
Speaker 1: Blue all the temple. One of them is I tried
Speaker 1: cunt anal.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Mark.
Speaker 3: Settled down, yo, Mark works clean man. That's one of
Speaker 3: his sons, the twins.
Speaker 1: Another one is red clip in a tuna okay. So,
Speaker 1: and then finally we've got red Italian cunt.
Speaker 3: That could be a porn search term, yeah, or like
Speaker 3: a derogatory named of like a Italian communist or something.
Speaker 3: Holy ship. Wow, something Tony has called somebody? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like if Meadow suddenly like she came back, She's like, Dad,
Speaker 3: I've been reading a lot of Marx and Engles. She's like, ah,
Speaker 3: here we go. Red Italian cut.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well, what what a full day of anagram we've
Speaker 2: had here today. Children, This couldn't just be a children's
Speaker 2: podcast if we just like cleaned it up a little bit,
Speaker 2: you know, anagrams, word jumbles. What a blast, Caitlin. We're
Speaker 2: thrilled to have you, as always, always, always. We're going
Speaker 2: to get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 2: a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a
Speaker 2: couple of things we're talking about today. Donald Trump got
Speaker 2: like this is the most cultie I feel like I've
Speaker 2: ever heard him be.
Speaker 3: What's up there?
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's trying to hypnotize the women of America
Speaker 2: in some ways.
Speaker 3: So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about another key figure on the right who
Speaker 2: murdered a dog. Goddamn, you can't stop the right. Cannot
Speaker 2: stop murdering dogs. Is where we're at right now. Can't
Speaker 2: stop addicted to killing ky nines, addicted to the pup blood.
Speaker 2: We'll check out with Mark Robinson, checking with NATO, the
Speaker 2: National Association of Theater Owners.
Speaker 3: Wow, what did you think we were talking about? Stay
Speaker 3: out of theaters.
Speaker 2: And we'll check out with billionaires, see what they're doing
Speaker 2: with all their new money. They've their wealth has grown
Speaker 2: by eighty eight percent in the last four years, so
Speaker 2: they got a lot of new and they already had
Speaker 2: too much money to begin with. It's grown by eighty
Speaker 2: eight percent. So it's always fun to just make sure
Speaker 2: they're doing okay.
Speaker 3: And if you work in a trade, if you work
Speaker 3: in a trade and ever work on a billionaire's home,
Speaker 3: sabotage it somehow. So when we have to fight back,
Speaker 3: we can just hit a switch and all their acs
Speaker 3: go down or something.
Speaker 2: They're not doing well. They're not doing well. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 2: all that plenty more. But first, Caitlin, we do like
Speaker 2: to ask our guest, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 1: Okay, I googled dunk a Latte? Have you heard about these?
Speaker 3: I can I almost infer where it's from and what
Speaker 3: it might be about.
Speaker 1: Friend was like, I've been hearing about these dunk altes.
Speaker 1: Let's go get one, and for.
Speaker 3: Very kind of Jamie not the same my friend at it.
Speaker 1: It actually wasn't j but it was our mutual friend
Speaker 1: Bryant who he Jamie and I are in a group
Speaker 1: chat together called wait for it, all of Garden Friends.
Speaker 2: But so you're at the Olive Garden. But at the
Speaker 2: Olive Garden you're not friends your family, So what's going
Speaker 2: on with you guys?
Speaker 1: That's the thing. We're very it's we're very subversive.
Speaker 2: Okay, we kind of edgy in that way.
Speaker 1: It's like when we're in oll of Garden, we're friends,
Speaker 1: is how feel about it? So group chat together and
Speaker 1: we were making because it's right now, endless like limitless
Speaker 1: pasta at the Olive Garden, and so we were trying
Speaker 1: to figure out when to go, and then Bryant was like, well,
Speaker 1: I also need to get a dunk a latte. And
Speaker 1: so if you don't know, apparently and this is this
Speaker 1: is what I learned upon my internet search. It is
Speaker 1: a latte that is made from espresso and then something
Speaker 1: called coffee milk. And you're like, what's coffee milk?
Speaker 2: It is cereal milk. I've not heard of coffee milk.
Speaker 1: Coffee milk is a blend of whole milk and coffee extract.
Speaker 3: Coffee extract Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I guess they mix that together and that's the
Speaker 1: milk and then they put espresso in that and that
Speaker 1: equals a dunk a late huh. Now I know.
Speaker 3: You have you tasteested it?
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have not. Well, we've made grand plans to
Speaker 1: go to Olive Garden and then go to dunkintonus.
Speaker 3: This is or whatever it's called. I mean, but a
Speaker 3: latte is a so with the steamed milk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is taking it one step.
Speaker 3: Further espresso with steamed coffee milk. So it's just adding
Speaker 3: like a redundant coffee layer to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just extra coffee. I guess.
Speaker 3: Oh, so is it like higher caffeine because there's like
Speaker 3: a coffee extract. Let me, let's find out. I'm on it, Miles. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we're looking at it like thirty eight milligram's total
Speaker 2: for the small duncallette. That do anything for old Banjo
Speaker 2: Eric or not? Yeah, I mean that's not bad, that's
Speaker 2: pretty good. That's about as much as a you know,
Speaker 2: drip blonde roast of Starbucks. But you know, drip coffee
Speaker 2: is actually more highly caffemated than people give it credit for.
Speaker 2: And espresso less caffeine because it's so little, right the
Speaker 2: amount sure, sure, sure, okay, huh, but it's a it's
Speaker 2: a solid amount of caffeine. I did this all feel like,
Speaker 2: I don't know when something goes viral from Duncan or
Speaker 2: like what Starbucks are, you know, one of these coffee chains.
Speaker 2: It's usually they're doing way too much, right, it's like
Speaker 2: a rhino corn thing that looks like cotton candy or
Speaker 2: some shit. But this just feels like they've invented something
Speaker 2: called coffee milk and are doing a latte with coffee milk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and in fact, I'm surprised it doesn't already exist, right.
Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, well they they.
Speaker 2: Made coffee milk, so of course it doesn't exist. That's
Speaker 2: cutting edge technology. They use the large hay drunk collider
Speaker 2: to invent coffee milk precisely, and.
Speaker 3: They got Kristin Wig this like whole They really launched
Speaker 3: this whole dunkin Dunk a lot. But they're like you
Speaker 3: can get and the sweatpants.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna want to dunk a Lotte. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so that's cool. And I'm trying to imagine
Speaker 2: wanting a big, creamy Dunk latte after a bowl of
Speaker 2: endless pasta and I can't. I can't get there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm sure, I'm sure it's possible.
Speaker 1: I just like it's a it's a pairing that makes
Speaker 1: that makes perfect sense, refined enough palate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not there yet, Okay, Yes, what is something
Speaker 2: do you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Caitlin?
Speaker 1: I think being able to fall asleep easily is very
Speaker 1: underrated and for the people that this is true for,
Speaker 1: because it's certainly not true for me. You don't know
Speaker 1: how good you have it because I lie awake for
Speaker 1: hours every night trying to fall asleep, and sleep does
Speaker 1: not come easily. So for anyone who you Because I
Speaker 1: talk to people all the time they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can just like lie down anywhere and three minutes later,
Speaker 1: I'm asleep, no matter what time of day, no matter
Speaker 1: where I'm at, blah blah blah. And I'm like, that
Speaker 1: is a gift and.
Speaker 3: No matter what time of day. Yeah, I think they
Speaker 3: might have narc Yeah that sounds like like narcolepsy. But shit,
Speaker 3: if you have that kind of super sleep power, fuck yeah,
Speaker 3: shout out to you. I do think for people who just.
Speaker 1: Like they're like, yeah, it's nighttime time for bed, and
Speaker 1: then they you know, their head hits the pillow and
Speaker 1: a few minutes later they're out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Question, tell me how you feel about this thing
Speaker 3: that I'm about to bring up to you about school.
Speaker 3: Did you like like most people falling asleep in class,
Speaker 3: like during puberty, right like junior high, high school. I
Speaker 3: feel like it's like a pretty like widely shared experience.
Speaker 3: Were you like, were you a foller a sleeper type
Speaker 3: kid in school or no, have you never even done that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know that was a thing. I was so because
Speaker 1: I was saying at the front of the class, being like,
Speaker 1: I know the answer, and then I guess everyone behind me.
Speaker 3: Are you looking at those schools? Yeah? I used to
Speaker 3: put a I would put a paper eye over my
Speaker 3: eye and sleeping class whoa like this? Like I'd have
Speaker 3: my hand like this, but I'd have a piece of
Speaker 3: paper that looked like an eye on the back of
Speaker 3: the class that it worked a few times, but everybody
Speaker 3: in class would laugh so hard. The teacher would be like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going and they would be like
Speaker 3: a asshole, go to the principal, Wow, like what do
Speaker 3: you think this is?
Speaker 2: But you take a nap and the principle, why are
Speaker 2: you so mad at me for being sleepy?
Speaker 3: Sorry, dude, I'm fucking fifteen, dude. And nine eleven is
Speaker 3: about to happen.
Speaker 2: Relax, And you did know that ahead of yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and no one listened to me. Nine to eleven was
Speaker 2: an inside job with mine, not even yeah, I can't that.
Speaker 3: That was so.
Speaker 2: Uncomfortable, just like feel it being hot in class and
Speaker 2: like not being able to keep your eyes open, And
Speaker 2: it was the worst feeling, but maybe not as bad
Speaker 2: as sitting wide awake, not to you.
Speaker 1: Try it being two am and you're like, Wow, I
Speaker 1: wish I could fall asleep, but instead I'm having these anxious,
Speaker 1: racing thoughts that no one will medicate me for.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you have. So it's anxiety that it's not
Speaker 3: necessarily like you when you start to want to wind down,
Speaker 3: your mind just starts kind of racing and keeps you up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But even on nights where I'm like I've been able
Speaker 1: to keep my anxiety at bay, I still don't fall
Speaker 1: asleep easily. Even if I have like a clear mind,
Speaker 1: I'm not anxious about anything, I'll still lie there for
Speaker 1: at least like sixty to ninety minutes before I fall asleep.
Speaker 3: Wow, And I just ask have you tried those like
Speaker 3: guided sleep meditations? Those don't work.
Speaker 1: I've tried every yeah, yeahamn thing I've oh oh, weed gummies,
Speaker 1: oh magnesium all this?
Speaker 2: Uhe wit You tried weed gummies and you stayed awake. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pilegrams usually about three.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well if I take more than that, I have a
Speaker 1: pan the attack and that keeps me.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, you don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 3: Don't do that, Okay, shame them for.
Speaker 2: Taking Yeah, anxiety, I'm like, you.
Speaker 3: Can get with three milligrams. Yeah, but anyway, I'm a
Speaker 3: I'm look, I'm I'm Gary slime. You know I mused
Speaker 3: a different obviously on this show. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I just put a little mask on, put the
Speaker 2: feather directly above my mouth, and then start hunk showing
Speaker 2: just perfectly.
Speaker 3: But he puts the scream mask on. I do put
Speaker 3: the stream mask, my scream mask.
Speaker 2: I do have to fall asleep next to my wife
Speaker 2: when she is wearing some of the scariest skin care
Speaker 2: masks that you've ever seen. There's a red infrared one
Speaker 2: that is true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is Caitlin? Something you think
Speaker 3: is overrated?
Speaker 1: I think that expiration dates on food items are overrated
Speaker 1: and not to be trusted. Yeah, and I go by
Speaker 1: the smell test, rather than the arbitrary number that they
Speaker 1: make up to the body to get you to throw
Speaker 1: away food and buy more.
Speaker 2: Try big food.
Speaker 3: What's a little botulism? Baby, I'm afraid afraid? What do
Speaker 3: you what? Specifically recently, are you're talking about milk, because
Speaker 3: I feel like milk is always a thing where it's like, bro,
Speaker 3: this shit went bad a week ago. I'm like, no
Speaker 3: it didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't buy dairy milk anymore. I have
Speaker 1: a baby Like eggs, I'll be like, man, this date,
Speaker 1: I don't know about Just.
Speaker 3: Do the floating test.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah, I mean, obviously some things do go bad, sure, eat, etc.
Speaker 1: But like you know, I'm just like, I'm also I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like gary slime and the way that I'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, these strawberries are mostly rotten, while I'll
Speaker 1: just eat around the rotten parts for the.
Speaker 3: Best soft parts. Sometimes they're the sweetest parts.
Speaker 1: And I just hate food.
Speaker 3: I want to get that.
Speaker 1: I'll make myself sick in the interest of not throwing
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I don't do that, but I get it.
Speaker 2: Give the bad eggs smell like I guess rotten eggs, right, yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had that experience.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just fucking wolf so wild. But you can tell.
Speaker 3: If you put an egg in a glass of water,
Speaker 3: you want that ship to stay low in the cup.
Speaker 3: I rarely do that. It floats. I've because there have
Speaker 3: been times like I've taken like a trip or something
Speaker 3: and then I forget I had like a dozen, or like,
Speaker 3: you know, there's some fail bags that were like three
Speaker 3: weeks even before I left, and I'm like, I ship,
Speaker 3: just check them in there. If they're like bobbing at
Speaker 3: the top, I'm like, okay, all right, maybe I can
Speaker 3: ditch these, but if they're still closer to the like
Speaker 3: an ice cube, you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly got it. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Eggs are the one thing that I've never really had
Speaker 2: to throw out, and so I feel like I was
Speaker 2: just gobb dozens.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: He's like Rocky just right out of the henhouse near
Speaker 2: my own.
Speaker 3: I go to the henhouse by the elementary school where
Speaker 3: they're raising him for a project. Just snag a couple,
Speaker 3: eat them right there like a fox. All right, let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break and we'll be right back. And
Speaker 3: we're back, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so this is we check in every once in
Speaker 2: a while with what Trump is saying, and oftentimes it's
Speaker 2: some Trump jazz where he's just like riffing off to
Speaker 2: the side about something he'saw on TV. This feels like
Speaker 2: a concerted effort to hypnotize the women of America. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 2: So during time campaigns stop in Pennsylvania. First of all,
Speaker 2: he suggests that he doesn't believe that he's not doing
Speaker 2: well with women voters, claiming that women are less safe
Speaker 2: now and much poorer than ever before.
Speaker 3: Twich goes without.
Speaker 2: Saying, pretty fucking rich coming from the guy who was
Speaker 2: instrumental and overturning Row and has been found libel for
Speaker 2: sexual assault.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, also just not true.
Speaker 2: Statistically, women are doing better economically since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Well, what stats are you looking at, because I'm looking
Speaker 3: at the ones that agreed with what I said. Now
Speaker 3: you're saying you're on research. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Here he also told women. This is the part where
Speaker 2: he gets whird. He told women, I am your protector
Speaker 2: and with me, you're not going to be in danger
Speaker 2: any longer. You will no longer have anxiety from all
Speaker 2: of the problems our country has today also created.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, you will no longer be thinking about abortion.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, let me just play this. Hearing him say
Speaker 3: it is like mind blown because the first part when
Speaker 3: he starts, he's like, they say I don't do well
Speaker 3: with him, and you're like, he had no shit, you
Speaker 3: fucking creep, what are you talking about? But here's this
Speaker 3: is like the beginning part where he's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: they say I'm bad with women. Here's Trump all right, so.
Speaker 5: We have to talks.
Speaker 3: I always thought women liked me.
Speaker 5: I never thought I had a problem. But the fake
Speaker 5: news keep saying women don't like me.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
Speaker 5: I think I think you know why they like They
Speaker 5: like to have strong boarders.
Speaker 3: They like to have safety. Yeah, okay, anyway, this is
Speaker 3: the guy who like had that like meandering press conference
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, and then in the seventies,
Speaker 3: I think the art of the deal came out. I'm
Speaker 3: making out with this woman. We became intimate, right, but
Speaker 3: she she wouldn't be the chosen one. This is mister.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they aren't hot enough for me. But anyway, this
Speaker 3: is the part where he says, I will be your
Speaker 3: protector and this is where it gets to like you
Speaker 3: are getting sleepy territory because I am your protector.
Speaker 5: I want to be your protector as president, and I
Speaker 5: have to be your protector.
Speaker 3: I hope you don't make too.
Speaker 5: Much of it.
Speaker 2: I hope the fake news as it go.
Speaker 5: He wants to be their protector. Well, I am as president.
Speaker 2: I have to be your protector.
Speaker 5: I will make you safe at the border, on the
Speaker 5: sidewalks of your now violent cities, in the suburbs where
Speaker 5: you are under migrant criminal siege, and with our military
Speaker 5: protecting you from forearmed enemies, of which we have many
Speaker 5: today because of the incompetent leadership that we have.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he's not addressing anything specifically women would think
Speaker 3: of in terms of like their healthcare or anything like
Speaker 3: that or reproductive right. It's like, I'll keep you safe
Speaker 3: from the immigrants, I'll keep you, say, from the freaky
Speaker 3: Antifa people. And that's sort of like his tack that
Speaker 3: he goes on. And then yeah, he gets on the
Speaker 3: abortion thing where you're just like, well, and you'll forget
Speaker 3: about this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Man, just not going to be gauger any longer. You
Speaker 2: will no longer have anxiety from all the problems of
Speaker 2: our country has today, you will no longer be thinking
Speaker 2: about abortion. That's like straight abuser psychological manipulation, where he's
Speaker 2: suggesting that women are crazy for caring about reproductive rights, right,
Speaker 2: and the real problem is loneliness and abandonment.
Speaker 3: Is what he says elsewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which can only be which can only be
Speaker 2: fixed by voting for him.
Speaker 3: True dictatorship, you know what I mean. And only I
Speaker 3: can be the solution to the problems I was the
Speaker 3: cause of.
Speaker 1: Like he's basically like, come with me if you want
Speaker 1: to live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shitty terminator, Yeah yeah, yeah rights terminator. Yeah, your
Speaker 3: fosters have been killed to live. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 3: this is It's like he's just getting sleepy.
Speaker 2: Well, everything's just getting weirder and weirder.
Speaker 3: The closer we get somehow, like when he said he
Speaker 3: was gonna put serial numbers on immigrants, like it's the
Speaker 3: fucking Holocaust or some shit he said that last week.
Speaker 3: He's just it's just like now that I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: it's not this motherfucker cook and I let him the pulling.
Speaker 3: The polling looks bad in terms of support from women,
Speaker 3: so let's just march him out there and have him
Speaker 3: do this like act where he's like, and I'm your
Speaker 3: protector and your greatest threat, but I can be either.
Speaker 3: We'll see anyway, I love you, and yeah it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, I don't think this is going
Speaker 3: to do much. But here here he is giving at
Speaker 3: least a SoundBite that he is a protector that everyone likes.
Speaker 2: He definitely sounds like he's a cult leader who is
Speaker 2: going to be like, and I am all of your
Speaker 2: husbands as well, and right, you know, like it feels
Speaker 2: like that's where this goes.
Speaker 3: I'm your protector.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, just rather than claim that his abortion
Speaker 2: stance is more reasonable than they assume, or that they
Speaker 2: should vote on the basis of other issues, which is
Speaker 2: like what you how you would expect him to address
Speaker 2: the abortion thing, he basically is just like, you're crazy.
Speaker 2: Once you vote for me, you'll stop being crazy and
Speaker 2: everything will be cool.
Speaker 3: You'llknock off the crazy shit and you'll come to your senses.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of crazy shit, so the people the right,
Speaker 2: specifically the MAGA movement, has been trying to project their
Speaker 2: penchant for pet murder onto immigrants. With you know, right,
Speaker 2: the stories about people from Haitia in Ohio as jad Ben,
Speaker 2: but obviously we know who is actually just unable to
Speaker 2: keep themselves from killing beloved pets. Of course, first we
Speaker 2: had Christy Nomes's story in her own book about bumping
Speaker 2: off her dog and like how it was like kind
Speaker 2: of a tough decision, but not really. She was using
Speaker 2: it to illustrate that she's just like a tough leader
Speaker 2: willing to do the hard stuff. Yea, including murdering a puppy.
Speaker 3: I'll shoot a puppy in front of my kids. Man,
Speaker 3: that's the kind of leader I am. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean, I can do the hard work. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: But now there are allegations that Heritage Foundation president and
Speaker 2: Project twenty twenty five architect Kevin Roberts repeatedly bragged about
Speaker 2: murdering a neighbor's dog, like and this one is not yeah,
Speaker 2: like Christy Nolmes is obviously horrifying, but this one is
Speaker 2: just I don't know, it's like it's true, truly like
Speaker 2: criminal psychopathy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he says it a lot, apparently, like multiple
Speaker 3: people are like yeah, when he was working as like
Speaker 3: a professor, like we heard him tell this story, like
Speaker 3: in the hallways and like at a dinner party, like
Speaker 3: like to people that he murdered a doll.
Speaker 2: I only could he not stop himself from murdering his
Speaker 2: neighbor's dog. He couldn't stop himself from bragging about it too.
Speaker 3: Other like this is when he.
Speaker 2: Was a history professor, and he was just like telling
Speaker 2: other history professors. Roberts allegedly bragged to colleagues that a
Speaker 2: neighbor's pit bull was barking and keeping his baby up,
Speaker 2: so he killed it with a shovel. Yeah. The professor
Speaker 2: said that he overheard Roberts telling the story in a hallway,
Speaker 2: and two others. Another professor in her spouse claimed that
Speaker 2: they were told a similar story from Roberts at a
Speaker 2: dinner at his home.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's Hannibal Lecter shit right there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you guys loving your Salisbury steak.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what it actually Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: You probably noticed the distinct lack of pitbull barking this evening,
Speaker 3: because I killed our dinner with a shovel. Enjoy. It
Speaker 3: was just keeping my baby up. I guess that's what
Speaker 3: he That's like his justification. Yeah, baby up and so
Speaker 3: he murdered it with a shovel. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So when his baby keeps him up night, right, you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 3: Happened to that baby? We still don't know. We still don't.
Speaker 1: He's not bragging so much about that one.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not at all. But yeah, this is
Speaker 3: like a really like I mean, like not a it
Speaker 3: makes sense, I guess for someone who is like, you know,
Speaker 3: in the driver's seat for like this like Christian nationalist
Speaker 3: agenda for twenty twenty five and a second Trump administration
Speaker 3: is also someone who will dispatch an animal because it's
Speaker 3: inconveniencing him and also thinks that people around him are
Speaker 3: of a similar mentality, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: it kind of encapsulates sort of what these people think,
Speaker 3: where they're like, yeah, and I'm gonna come out here
Speaker 3: with a really backwards take and.
Speaker 2: People a lot of people don't agree with me. That's
Speaker 2: they're just pretending not to agree with me. They're faking
Speaker 2: the outrage. They're all secretly murdering their neighbors dogs, and
Speaker 2: they just they're just looking for an excuse to make
Speaker 2: fun of old Mark right or Kevin whatever.
Speaker 3: The fuck is name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it just feels like I mean this is
Speaker 2: like real like dangerous criminal, violent criminal, like predictive behavior
Speaker 2: like that if Trump wins, he's going to have just
Speaker 2: a menagerie of sickos around him to compete with. Like,
Speaker 2: I mean, this is what like Hitler's cabinet looked like,
Speaker 2: is like a lot of people with just like really
Speaker 2: creepy backgrounds and beliefs and all sorts of just horrifying shit.
Speaker 3: But even like even Hitler was a dog lover. Yeah,
Speaker 3: these German shepherds, like it's even wild to think it's
Speaker 3: like even a bridge too far for Heinrich Himmler and
Speaker 3: Gebels like a pit bull with other like what the
Speaker 3: fuck is wrong with you? But I don't know. This
Speaker 3: is just yeah, like again part and parcel of like
Speaker 3: the psychology of the people who want to be in
Speaker 3: power for a second Trump administration or have a influence
Speaker 3: over a second Trump administration. It's people who are like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: I'll kill a fucking dog and you know what, guess
Speaker 3: if like I'm like life is not even meaningful to me,
Speaker 3: Like if it's in my way, it's it's fucking trash.
Speaker 3: I guess how I can apply that to fucking everything.
Speaker 2: Roberts denies killing a dog with a shovel. Okay, but
Speaker 2: didn't bother to explain why so many people say that
Speaker 2: he told them that he did. I feel like you
Speaker 2: need a little bit more, a little more to go
Speaker 2: to go along with your alibi if you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Be like what a dog?
Speaker 2: No those people anyways, I'm gonna leave now right right.
Speaker 1: People are like, well, so we heard you killed a dog,
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, I did not kill a dog
Speaker 1: with a shovel. And they're like, we didn't see say
Speaker 1: anything about a shovel.
Speaker 3: I didn't kill my neighbor's pit bull when they were
Speaker 3: asleep one night. Yeah, okay, hop over their fence wearing
Speaker 3: my wife's hosiary over my face like an eighties bad
Speaker 3: guy and do that. What the fuck you're talking about it?
Speaker 3: Straight up?
Speaker 2: Robert Durst ship Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Wait, sorry,
Speaker 2: how many dogs did you kill?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Nothing? All even known? Christine Home took credit for all.
Speaker 2: Right, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3: And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, and NATO wants to improve your movie going experience. No,
Speaker 2: wonder Biden was so reticent to drop his bragging about NATO.
Speaker 2: You know, NATO's about to do big things. They're planning
Speaker 2: to put two point two billion dollar investment into Oh
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is the National Association of Theater Owners.
Speaker 2: I love that they are just sticking with that. We're
Speaker 2: actually the more famous NATO. So yeah, everybody should just
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. And if we're that NATO, ask
Speaker 2: them if they're that na NAT, because they're not.
Speaker 3: We're not. We are that NATO.
Speaker 2: They're gonna invest two point two billion dollars in movie
Speaker 2: theaters to fix problems that I personally didn't notice movies having.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Kaitling, you go to more movies than I do,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Are you ready? Are was this
Speaker 2: something you're asking for? They're like asking for They're like, well,
Speaker 2: I had bowling alleys and video game arcades like nineteen
Speaker 2: eighties shit, better air conditioning and better projectors, and I
Speaker 2: don't come line down to where the movies are played.
Speaker 3: It's dope, it's fresh, it's cinema arcave, all right, work.
Speaker 1: Great reference. That was wonderful. Uh yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: any of that stuff necessarily. What I do want is
Speaker 1: honestly more air conditioning, bad idea. AMCs are too cold, freezing,
Speaker 1: oh my freezing, and so like lay off the AC honestly,
Speaker 1: and they're too loud.
Speaker 2: You need to pack for mountaineering to like go to
Speaker 2: an AMC. It's fucking freezing there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, so this is so NATO, right. They
Speaker 3: represent the likes of AMC cinema regal cinemas and they
Speaker 3: control about like seventy percent of the market. So they're
Speaker 3: talking like we're putting two point two billion, like twenty
Speaker 3: one thousand screens basically, And I think ever since Barbenheimer summer,
Speaker 3: like the industry has been really positive, Like the theater
Speaker 3: industry has been really positive, like that the movies are
Speaker 3: fully back. But now they want to evolve in order
Speaker 3: to compete with like smaller chains that offer premium experiences
Speaker 3: like IPIIC or Alamo Draft House, and we're like, how
Speaker 3: do we get in on that? So again it's like Arcades,
Speaker 3: it's bowling better, better sound systems, Caitlin, better seeding, improving
Speaker 3: concessions and like all this other stuff. New signs, revamped carpeting,
Speaker 3: which you're like, okay, But they also said that the
Speaker 3: competition the quote competition for consumers hard earned dollars is
Speaker 3: fiercer than ever. But I'm like, is making the movies
Speaker 3: a more premium experience the way like if you acknowledge
Speaker 3: the hard earned dollars part, but then make the move like,
Speaker 3: then make the movies easier to go to, rather than
Speaker 3: be like, well now you got recliners and shit this
Speaker 3: year forty five bucks for a.
Speaker 1: Ticket, right, And the thing that gets me to see
Speaker 1: so many movies is any is like a pass a movie,
Speaker 1: pass the amc A list, because yeah, movies are inaccessible
Speaker 1: price wise, right for most people unless you have some
Speaker 1: kind of thing like that. The reason I go to
Speaker 1: AMC's is because I have the thing. So they need
Speaker 1: to like incentivize people that way, right, not by being
Speaker 1: like we have a bull now and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm going to see a movie. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go I'm not going.
Speaker 3: To your fast bowling. I get that they probably see
Speaker 3: an opportunity with like families and shit like that, but
Speaker 3: like to your point, Caitlin, like, if the point like
Speaker 3: if I think the emphasis should be on ease rather
Speaker 3: than like so there's more friction as it can. So
Speaker 3: for example, I saw Beetlejuice Beetle Juice the other night,
Speaker 3: and when her Mazine and I were looking at tickets,
Speaker 3: we based our decision on the price. You're like, how
Speaker 3: come to fucking Grove is like ten bucks more than
Speaker 3: this other theater that's like closer? Like fuck all that,
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna pay fucking thirty dollars to be disappointed
Speaker 3: in a movie. I'll pay I guess twenty to do that.
Speaker 3: So like I get though, too, like on a premium
Speaker 3: experience is nights for like a date night. But I
Speaker 3: just like, if I get the itch to see something,
Speaker 3: I don't want to pay more and be like, well
Speaker 3: I need all this other shit Like I've I've always
Speaker 3: been fine with a dark theater that has a functioning
Speaker 3: chair that isn't dirty, and it's reasonably temperature controlled, and
Speaker 3: that's fine. I don't need to fucking write like I
Speaker 3: don't think the reason I'm gonna sit down and sit
Speaker 3: through Sonic the Hedgehog seven is just because I get
Speaker 3: to eat pizza in a suede recliner. Like, no, mo,
Speaker 3: you're gonna go for the film Glory. One of the
Speaker 3: characters is called miles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do have those, like what are the what's
Speaker 1: it called? I think there are a few different versions
Speaker 1: of this, but they basically you watch a movie ever
Speaker 1: heard of it?
Speaker 3: And please.
Speaker 1: It's an existing movie, like one that came out probably
Speaker 1: ten twenty years ago, but it's like a beloved movie,
Speaker 1: and then they design a menu around it, and then
Speaker 1: they bring out so like, for example, this is the
Speaker 1: thing with Shrek, So you buy a ticket to this
Speaker 1: like Shrek experience where at certain points of the movie
Speaker 1: they bring out food, like the food that they're eating
Speaker 1: on screen, and they're like, oh yeah, a little eyeball
Speaker 1: cocktail and you drink that, but it's whatever apple juice
Speaker 1: or some shit. So I would pay more money for
Speaker 1: like a fun immersive experience like that, but that's only
Speaker 1: like something I would do once every six months or so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so something like that, I get it, but don't upgrade
Speaker 1: your like shitty theater and sticking an arcade that I'm
Speaker 1: not going to go to and use that to justify
Speaker 1: higher ticket prices.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, like we this is going to entirely
Speaker 2: be passed on to us the phone doers, like whatever.
Speaker 3: Two point two billion dollars so much fucking money. Well,
Speaker 3: and what's crazy is it's because they've made so much
Speaker 3: money from raising their prices over the years too, that
Speaker 3: they're like, man, we got a lot of money we
Speaker 3: can play with right now. And that's kind of like,
Speaker 3: all right, next phase, make it more expensive, right.
Speaker 1: It's also like, don't spend. Don't give Nicole Kidman twenty
Speaker 1: five million dollars to make a commercial for the theater
Speaker 1: that I'm already at, Like, like, make your concession prices
Speaker 1: a little lower, because then I'll buy a popcorn. But
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna buy a twelve dollars popcorn.
Speaker 2: No, well, Caitlin, but you can't recreate poetry like Nicole
Speaker 2: Kidman saying. And we go to the movies because.
Speaker 1: Here to come to his place for magic. We come
Speaker 1: to his place to laugh, to cry, to care because
Speaker 1: we need that all.
Speaker 2: Really hit that last line where she's like because here
Speaker 2: it is like it's the fucking best line that's ever
Speaker 2: been written.
Speaker 3: It's like it is feels good in a place like this.
Speaker 2: You sick, all right, So I'm a weirdough I mainly
Speaker 2: go to the movies because of the movies they are
Speaker 2: showing there.
Speaker 3: What ah, I'm a I'm a sick.
Speaker 1: Of banjo, eric a banjo. Come on.
Speaker 2: The two pitures I've heard that are actually I think
Speaker 2: would benefit and make like movie theaters more solvent. One
Speaker 2: is the one that you always talk about, Miles. Do
Speaker 2: you want to pitch your.
Speaker 3: Idea, Yeah, being a smoke weed in the movie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can smoke weed in the theater.
Speaker 2: You can or at least vape weed in the theater,
Speaker 2: or have like designated smoking shows.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like sell weed and like it's basically a
Speaker 2: glorified like weed cafe anywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because half these places got a little mini bar
Speaker 3: like out front. So just fucking burn up whatever. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, all right.
Speaker 2: One. The other one is like doing the thing that
Speaker 2: you said Kaylan about like having the like locally programmed,
Speaker 2: basically replacing there. There used to be this thing at
Speaker 2: video rental places where you would have people who worked
Speaker 2: there who had the same taste of movies as you,
Speaker 2: and they would have a section of like movies that
Speaker 2: they were picking. If you create because the other thing
Speaker 2: that we're lacking other than like independent cinema right now
Speaker 2: is commune.
Speaker 3: If you make theaters a place where people.
Speaker 2: Can like have Like we're all fans of Banjo Eric's
Speaker 2: taste in movies. Let and like he shows here every
Speaker 2: like Wednesday and gives a little speech before and then
Speaker 2: like everybody comes and like watches like his great movie
Speaker 2: selections for this month. Like I feel like that would
Speaker 2: be cool that and you know, especially if it's a
Speaker 2: place where people can like have drinks and smoke, like
Speaker 2: that would actually and local theaters do that, but like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're gonna invest in like making
Speaker 2: this a really cool place.
Speaker 3: Like it would be great.
Speaker 2: If people could just pay to Like right now, you
Speaker 2: can rent to theater and screen a movie, but it
Speaker 2: has to be like one of the movies that's out
Speaker 2: right now. It'd be awesome if like you could just
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, like I want to show this movie
Speaker 2: from the eighties, and like if I let you know,
Speaker 2: a month and a month and a half in advance,
Speaker 2: like you know, the fucking public library can get.
Speaker 3: A book for you.
Speaker 2: That's like rare, Like why why shouldn't they be able
Speaker 2: to just like get a digital print or like a
Speaker 2: print of the movie. And I feel like people would
Speaker 2: pay for that. It would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me and my friends want to see Dunstan checks.
Speaker 3: In, Oh yeah, a thematic menu, Yes, Baby's day Out,
Speaker 3: fuck you, and we get on the same page here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's just like it's just so funny like
Speaker 3: what they perceive as the friction, you know, to getting
Speaker 3: more people in the theater. They think it's oh, this
Speaker 3: thing has to cease to be a movie theater with
Speaker 3: affordable prices rather than like, I'm sure so many these
Speaker 3: like you know, movie passes are becoming like huge parts
Speaker 3: of their business and realizing, oh, maybe like it should
Speaker 3: just be that it's easier to come to the movies,
Speaker 3: and that through having more affordable prices and I'm sure
Speaker 3: you're gonna sell you'll offset the amount of empties you
Speaker 3: have by having seats that are just reasonably priced. But again,
Speaker 3: these are mostly publicly traded companies, so line has to
Speaker 3: go up. And now they're like, yeah, they're gonna love
Speaker 3: these two point two billion dollars you put into like
Speaker 3: new seats or whatever. Like I feel like we're at
Speaker 3: the peak of the cinema experience right now. Like I
Speaker 3: don't know what else you need to add for people
Speaker 3: to be like, oh god, there's such a gaping hole
Speaker 3: in the offerings of what a movie theater is giving people.
Speaker 3: And I don't think they just don't. I don't see it.
Speaker 1: People are craving that four D experience where that splash
Speaker 1: water in your face.
Speaker 2: With water make it smell like someone farted on me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you call me a dirty, filthy banjo, Eric.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, all right.
Speaker 2: Should we check in with the billionaires because we are
Speaker 2: always concerned about the billionaires. Over the past four years,
Speaker 2: we were worried, you know, like Bernie Sanders got a
Speaker 2: little bit of heat, you know, he got some attent
Speaker 2: national tension, and we on this podcast were like, Okay,
Speaker 2: that is dangerous. What is going to happen to the
Speaker 2: billionaire's wealth now?
Speaker 3: Because what if I become a billionaire?
Speaker 2: Yes, good news for those of us with a growth mentality.
Speaker 2: Billionaire wealth has grown by eighty eight percent in the
Speaker 2: last four years. Fucking percent is so wild after the
Speaker 2: scene Trump left office, it's grown by eighty eight percent
Speaker 2: because the pandemic was really good for them. Because basically
Speaker 2: every event it turns out in our current system is
Speaker 2: really good for them because they will take any opportunity
Speaker 2: to manipulate the rules to be better for them, and
Speaker 2: we live in a society where that is entirely possible
Speaker 2: and will not stop unless they are stopped. So billionaire
Speaker 2: wealth way up, staggering amount of money that should never
Speaker 2: be accumulated by a single person.
Speaker 3: Right, But if they're not, like, if they're not on
Speaker 3: burdening themselves of this wealth by buying Nazi memorabilia, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: That's apparently not allowed anymore.
Speaker 3: Shout out Harley Crow. So what do they do then?
Speaker 3: Where do you take your ill gotten game?
Speaker 2: Well, so the problem with having that much money, we're
Speaker 2: learning it's bad for us who don't have that much money,
Speaker 2: also bad for them because they go a little bit
Speaker 2: crazy and they get very scared of us. When you
Speaker 2: get that much money, you start to be afraid of
Speaker 2: all the money you have because it is a unjust
Speaker 2: just irrational amount of money that you have, and you
Speaker 2: turn into Gollum and you start just wanting to be
Speaker 2: isolated from everything around you and treating everyone around you
Speaker 2: like an enemy combatant. And so that brings us to
Speaker 2: Indian Creek, which is a island that is private incorporated
Speaker 2: by billionaires in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Jeff Bezos recently bought
Speaker 2: in bought like three homes on this island. It is
Speaker 2: essentially a military fortress.
Speaker 3: At this point. Okay says guns and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh well it has so it has basically
Speaker 2: a cop for every person.
Speaker 3: Who lives there.
Speaker 2: Not quite, but they have nineteen cops and I think
Speaker 2: like sixty something people who live there. So if New
Speaker 2: York had the equivalent citizen too cop ratio, it would
Speaker 2: be it would have like six point five million or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. But they all.
Speaker 2: Also have private security for it, like Elon Musk travels
Speaker 2: with twenty travels with up to twenty bodyguards at a time.
Speaker 2: So this Indian Creek place, it used to be just,
Speaker 2: you know, a place where rich people lived. In Miami,
Speaker 2: there is a publicly funded bridge that goes to the
Speaker 2: island that is part of the Miami like city municipality,
Speaker 2: And it used to be a thing where like people
Speaker 2: like this. One guy said, who lives like on the
Speaker 2: other side of that bridge, on the Miami side of
Speaker 2: that bridge, said the security is very different from how
Speaker 2: it used to be, and then recalled a time in
Speaker 2: the early nineties when he could bring his college friends
Speaker 2: to Indian Creeksgate and get permission from the police to
Speaker 2: give them a tour of the island. Now, if he
Speaker 2: approaches the bridge, the cops start flashing their lights and
Speaker 2: order him to back away. Approaches, approach, roaches.
Speaker 3: The bridge, not even on get the don't even fucking
Speaker 3: approach this.
Speaker 2: We can tell what you're thinking. And no, don't even
Speaker 2: fucking come close.
Speaker 1: You're visibly too poor to be anywhere near here.
Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, threat threat identified. Threat identified.
Speaker 2: The community on the other side of the bridge is
Speaker 2: called Surfside, and people are like, uh, and on the
Speaker 2: island they call it surf with an E surf Oh my. So,
Speaker 2: but if you if you want to approach it or
Speaker 2: just like be in the same bay as this island,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be a bit of a problem for the
Speaker 2: billionaires who live there, because the trees all have AI
Speaker 2: equipped cameras that watch every boat that passes basically between
Speaker 2: the island and the horizon and is attempting to determine
Speaker 2: if it's a threat. People who like run tours out
Speaker 2: of Miami Bay are like, yeah, like you will just
Speaker 2: see a red light, like lock onto your boat and
Speaker 2: just follow you across the entire bay, and then if
Speaker 2: you come within a certain distance, the they will basically
Speaker 2: the security force will come out meet you and probably
Speaker 2: give you some bullshit ticket for like creating too large
Speaker 2: of a weak or something. Basically, it's just stay the
Speaker 2: fuck away from our island Lebowski. And yeah, so I
Speaker 2: don't know, like a lot of the surveillance technology and
Speaker 2: weaponry comes from Israel. So that's another kind of detail.
Speaker 2: We'll link off to the article. It's worth giving it
Speaker 2: a read. But in case you're a person who lacks
Speaker 2: empathy and wants to know why you should care about
Speaker 2: Gaza and the West Bank from a self interest perspective,
Speaker 2: it's because the wealthy want to do what Israel does
Speaker 2: to Palestinian people to all of us, and that is
Speaker 2: where they're headed. The extremely wealthy want to watch you
Speaker 2: and monitor your every move in the name of their safety. YEP,
Speaker 2: I just want to read a couple paragraphs from this article.
Speaker 2: It was on MSN. I think it was originally written
Speaker 2: by Business Insider. It says multiple billionaire security professionals I
Speaker 2: spoke with described an increased interest in security among their
Speaker 2: ultra high net worth clients. Some are shelling out millions
Speaker 2: on highly trained bodyguards or deploying high tech surveillance dronth
Speaker 2: Elon Musk travels with up to twenty bodyguards at a time.
Speaker 2: Others are building bunkers to wait out the apocalypse in
Speaker 2: Indian which we've covered before on Everygreen episode. If people
Speaker 2: want to go find that in Indian Creek, if you
Speaker 2: somehow evaded the island wide surveillance dragnet that Bezos and
Speaker 2: his neighbors have amassed through public funding, you'd still have
Speaker 2: to contend with the formidable private dragnets guarding their individual mansions.
Speaker 2: And then they speak to somebody who's an expert in this,
Speaker 2: and he says security has become a really big concern
Speaker 2: for billionaires now because there's never been more talk about
Speaker 2: the divide between the haves and the have nots, says
Speaker 2: Brian Daniel, who operates the Celebrity Personal Assistant Network, a
Speaker 2: company that connects billionaires to security staff. So basically it
Speaker 2: by pointing out that they have too much money for
Speaker 2: the successful operation of a civilization, we are forcing them
Speaker 2: to arm themselves to the teeth and in invest in
Speaker 2: military technology to you know, aim at us. When we're
Speaker 2: taking a boat by their private island, their private military
Speaker 2: fortress island.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I look.
Speaker 2: I also Tom Brady lives here, so it's everyone from
Speaker 2: Tom Brady to bezos.
Speaker 3: Baby, I don't want to have killer drones, you know,
Speaker 3: It's the last thing I want. But I'm sorry. Pours
Speaker 3: the increase in class consciousness. It's kind of freaking me out,
Speaker 3: I gotta admit. So now I have to arm the
Speaker 3: robots with weapons because yes, oh man, I just heard
Speaker 3: about like proletarian revolution. I don't miss it. It's just
Speaker 3: like freaky, stop this freaky stuff. So we're gonna go
Speaker 3: to this island and you will fucking die if you
Speaker 3: get near the bridge.
Speaker 2: How's that every time you point out how much money
Speaker 2: I have, another gun gets cocked behind me. I'm not
Speaker 2: even looking back there, but you're gonna hear it, and
Speaker 2: just know that you're making me nervous. And when I
Speaker 2: get nervous, somebody else shoots you.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, why I can't more billionaires just like
Speaker 1: go in those suns looking for the Titanic wreckage and.
Speaker 2: That really yeah, it's really the greatest. It was like
Speaker 2: the best we could hope for.
Speaker 3: Can't like sea level rise just consume this island or
Speaker 3: something too, and just render it fucking non like non
Speaker 3: operational at some point, I know, I mean, like maybe
Speaker 3: not in the immediate future, but I know that is
Speaker 3: a huge obviously concern in Miami. Yeah, yeah, Miami especially.
Speaker 2: I mean it was originally dredged from the bottom of
Speaker 2: Biscayne Bay, and so it was like man made I
Speaker 2: believe that's what that means. Originally just a place exclusively
Speaker 2: for white gentiles, that where they would not allow any
Speaker 2: non white or Jewish person to live. And the way
Speaker 2: they enforced that is all electricity was dulled out by
Speaker 2: the local country club. So if somebody moved there and
Speaker 2: was either not white or Jews, which they just couldn't
Speaker 2: get electricity.
Speaker 3: So wow, But.
Speaker 2: They they've come along and now they're super woke billionaires
Speaker 2: who will kill you for not having a high net worth.
Speaker 2: God make these fuckers sweat more, please, But I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, but this is it's interesting how this like the
Speaker 3: increase in awareness around the absolute greed of these freak billionaires.
Speaker 3: It also like manifests and how like different political campaigns
Speaker 3: are elevated or how discourse is controlled because yeah, they're like, no, brute,
Speaker 3: we need to stop with this like conscious shit, Like
Speaker 3: we we need more ignorant people to like completely ignore
Speaker 3: the fact that I exist and I might be the
Speaker 3: architect of a huge portion of climate change or whatever,
Speaker 3: or inequality or lack of access to certain things. Please
Speaker 3: just shut the fuck up or else, you know, more
Speaker 3: of us are gonna have to vote for Trump unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it is interesting that they the people
Speaker 2: who have access to, like all the information about like
Speaker 2: what they're doing to fuck up the world and to
Speaker 2: keep the proper amount of resources from the rest of
Speaker 2: the world, they are like, we better arm ourselves with
Speaker 2: fucking radar on every tree, Like we we better treat
Speaker 2: it like a military bunker, because when they find out
Speaker 2: what we're doing, you know, like it's very telling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're preparing for a violent backlash from people, and.
Speaker 1: So we should do it.
Speaker 2: We should, like resolution, you're forcing our hands. We're gonna
Speaker 2: have to put missiles next to the radars now, because Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was telling my friend about this. He was like,
Speaker 2: why have a bridge, Like why why do they even
Speaker 2: have a bridge, And the answer is because they have
Speaker 2: hundreds of laborers coming out because they're all like Jeff
Speaker 2: Bezos just bought three property and he's like building them
Speaker 2: into one giant mega mansion. So there's tons of blue
Speaker 2: collar workers having to go onto the island every day.
Speaker 2: So just just a note, Yeah, what we need to do.
Speaker 1: We need to learn a trade, we need to become
Speaker 1: masons or something, get hired electricians. Yeah right, and then
Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, we're here to work on your house.
Speaker 1: And then we do something bad.
Speaker 2: And we make their good their stone fireplace ugly? Yeah,
Speaker 2: not as good.
Speaker 3: What's the new Daisy Ridley movie that's coming out.
Speaker 2: A New Days ridd Daisy or no, which one is it?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: There's like some movie where it's like activists take over
Speaker 3: a thing and then it's like it's like all about
Speaker 3: like it's sort of painting activism, like these like Boogeyman
Speaker 3: type characters. Oh yeah, I mean that's coming for no,
Speaker 3: but I mean like it's funny again. How then you're
Speaker 3: gonna see like movies made that are kind of sort
Speaker 3: of being like, well, these people suck, because you know,
Speaker 3: I'd love to see a movie that was about kind
Speaker 3: of what we're describing Kaitlin, where it's like working people
Speaker 3: being four steps ahead of billionaires in this race to
Speaker 3: the end, So like when they think they can close
Speaker 3: up shop, it's like we had the keys the whole time.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's what.
Speaker 2: The Ministry for the Future covers. If people We've talked
Speaker 2: about that last year. That's a cool novel that talks
Speaker 2: about like potential ways to activate some manner of change.
Speaker 2: But it's also I feel like, if you want to
Speaker 2: actually sell a movie in Hollywood, that shit's not going
Speaker 2: to resonate with the studio heads and the people who
Speaker 2: are approving the movie. The thing that's gonna resonate with
Speaker 2: them is like, man, it's poor. People are like getting scary, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why I do.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It feels like now more than ever a phrase that
Speaker 2: I love to say, do we're ripe for a resurgence
Speaker 2: in independent film because right, there's better technology that people
Speaker 2: have access to, and also the studios are just making
Speaker 2: dog shit. But I also feel like we're kind of
Speaker 2: in a sticky situation because distribution is now being kind
Speaker 2: of controlled more and more by the big companies.
Speaker 1: But by NATO.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by NATO exactly.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, Like I do hope that there's
Speaker 2: a resurgence in people making movies that actually are from
Speaker 2: the perspective of people who don't have a billion dollars.
Speaker 3: That's on that.
Speaker 1: Note, I highly recommend the movie How to Blow Up
Speaker 1: a Pipeline. Yeah about like activists who I mean, just
Speaker 1: watch the movie.
Speaker 3: This is what's This is the synopsis for the movie Cleaner,
Speaker 3: which is an upcoming British action thriller film starring Daisy Ridley.
Speaker 3: When activit just take over an energy company's annual gala
Speaker 3: held at the Shard in London, some more radical members
Speaker 3: of their group try to take the guests as hostages,
Speaker 3: and that's where Daisy Ridley's character enters to to help.
Speaker 2: She's the cleaner. She's like, I take care of problems.
Speaker 2: Knuckle cracked, knuckle crack.
Speaker 3: She's like apparently a soldier with a secret type of
Speaker 3: character in the building. It's like, I actually do have
Speaker 3: a such special set of skills, and I don't know
Speaker 3: why these people would attack the people who are destroying
Speaker 3: the earth with their energy. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know what exactly the tone is, but that just sounds
Speaker 3: when you're like what the tone?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah right, this billionaire is actually fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, just because we're making the earth uninhabitable.
Speaker 3: You think you can like resort to this kind of
Speaker 3: extreme shit. I don't think so, honey. Shout out Las.
Speaker 2: Culturistas, Caitlin Durante. What a pleasure having you as always
Speaker 2: on the daily Geist. Where can people find you? On folly?
Speaker 1: You can follow me on Instagram at Caitlyn Dronte. My
Speaker 1: website Kaitlynderonte dot com has like info about my upcoming
Speaker 1: classes and sometimes comedy shows when I do them, that is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I'm actually doing a show in
Speaker 1: Boston in not till November, so it's a ways off,
Speaker 1: but hey, never too early to start plugging. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and check out the Bechdel Cast, the podcast I host
Speaker 1: with Jamie loftis one of my Olive Garden friends, and
Speaker 1: uh yeah we talk about movies through an intersectional feminist lens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, amazing. Is there a work of media that
Speaker 3: you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: The substance the movie Slim, Yeah, it's the de Me
Speaker 1: more Margaret quality body horror movie and it's awesome, okay,
Speaker 1: and the end miles.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you as their work of media
Speaker 2: you've been enjoying.
Speaker 3: Uh, find me on Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 3: Find Jack and I on the basketball podcast Miles and
Speaker 3: Jack Got Mad Boost as we continue to break down
Speaker 3: the upcoming seasons for the different teams and their conferences.
Speaker 3: And also, if you like ninety day Fiance, I'm on
Speaker 3: four to twenty day Fiance. A tweet I like, it's
Speaker 3: actually we're talking about the loss of community and this
Speaker 3: has been a thing that I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people have talked about in just like not even as
Speaker 3: a joke previously, about how like bowling alleys used to
Speaker 3: be like a huge space for people to have community.
Speaker 3: And this tweet kind of sums it up. This is
Speaker 3: from at Lauren Underscore. Wilford tweeted bowling and is bowling
Speaker 3: is an undefeated, casual mixed group paying freedom to mill
Speaker 3: but forced breaks in conversation for your turn, opportunities to
Speaker 3: cheer on excellence in others and graciously accept one's own
Speaker 3: fa failures. The general the general convivial vibe of a
Speaker 3: bowling alley and connection to a shared past. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that's like last year I went bowling for my birthday
Speaker 3: because I was like, yeah, this, I missed doing this
Speaker 3: and I love the pressure of having to throw a
Speaker 3: gutter ball in front of your friends. Because I always
Speaker 3: I always rise to the occasion. I can always throw
Speaker 3: a gutter ball when needed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my knees start shaking uncontrollably when I get up
Speaker 2: to the line, and then I go oo and then the.
Speaker 3: Ball just kind of bar you. I got out from
Speaker 3: my hands looking like that one animatronic robot in the
Speaker 3: Haunted Mansion.
Speaker 2: A tweet I've been enjoying. Christopher Malta Santi weighs in
Speaker 2: on current events at Malta Santis Thoughts tweeted a picture
Speaker 2: of Christopher and Tony eating out of the bottom, eating
Speaker 2: outside of the bottom bangu or no, what's the place
Speaker 2: the bing sat Alleys Satrialies eating outside of Satrialiti's and
Speaker 2: he says, I thought Moodang would be a cow tea
Speaker 2: on account of the moon.
Speaker 3: In her name. That's just hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking forward to having more Christopher Multasanti thoughts.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 2: our episodes and our footnotes for link off to the
Speaker 2: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
Speaker 2: as a song that we thank you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 2: what song do you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Just some you know, classic Brazilian vibes, but but from
Speaker 3: again an artist who it's like a contemporary artist. This
Speaker 3: track is by an artist called Roge r Oge and
Speaker 3: it's called Existima Voles and it's a dude. It's a
Speaker 3: great track if you like sort of old school Brazilian
Speaker 3: music like George Ben that kind of stuff from like
Speaker 3: the sixties and seventies, like latter day Sergio Men kind
Speaker 3: of stuff. This is sort of super down that ali
Speaker 3: and it's nice to listen to, and it's groovy and melodic.
Speaker 3: So yeah, this is the track by Row And don't
Speaker 3: make me say the name again because what was it
Speaker 3: saying you want me to say? It's it's called exist
Speaker 3: Wuma bulls e x I S T e U M
Speaker 3: A v O S.
Speaker 2: Got it that that is trapped in my brain and
Speaker 2: not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right? We will link off to that in the
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