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Speaker 1: moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here. Get

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Speaker 1: ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it

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Speaker 1: in style. It's time for the best ready go you've

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Speaker 1: heard in a while, the Jews Show. It's today gonna

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Speaker 1: be the day where you wake up and take a

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Speaker 1: nice hot shower and you just get all squeaky clean,

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Speaker 1: or you hop in the shower and it ends like this,

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Speaker 1: hold on, yeah, oh my god. That's not a fun

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Speaker 1: way to start the day. That's not raising. So how's

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Speaker 1: your day gonna go? Good or bad? You'll find out.

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Speaker 1: It's time for your daily vibration. Yes, all right, it's

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Speaker 1: time to raise your vibration. Guys. Let's do it. And

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. I'm hopefully going to do that.

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Speaker 1: I need your guys's help to raise a vibration by

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Speaker 1: doing your daily one card Taro draw. Okay, So that

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Speaker 1: means I take one card out of my favorite Taro

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Speaker 1: deck that I'm using right now, and I give you

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Speaker 1: insight and messages for your day. All right, I got it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's the four of Cups. Okay, So I like this

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Speaker 1: card specifically because it's the third deck in cancer, which

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Speaker 1: is my son Jack's he's nine. This specifically is like

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Speaker 1: one of his minor arconic cards. Um. I know that

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Speaker 1: probably goes over a lot of your head, but go

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Speaker 1: look into it, Go find out what your deck in

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Speaker 1: is for your birthday. Dec In D E, C A N.

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Speaker 1: It basically just tells you more about your personality on

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Speaker 1: a deeper level. So this message is for everybody, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And this is though, like this card specifically, the four

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Speaker 1: of Cups wants to remind you that you have everything

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Speaker 1: that you need to survive. You do, you have everything

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Speaker 1: you need. But the four of Cups is showing that

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Speaker 1: you might be taking something for granted that's right in

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Speaker 1: directly in front of you, and then it shows a

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Speaker 1: you're not taking it, So you might have a missed opportunity.

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Speaker 1: It could be with business, it could be with relationships.

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Speaker 1: It's most likely relationships because Cups is all about emotions

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Speaker 1: and relationships. By you saying you have everything you need.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean that you have everything you need? To

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Speaker 1: is important, that's out of reach, that you're missing. Thing

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Speaker 1: that you have and that you're focusing on too much

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Speaker 1: is what you don't have and what you want. You're

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Speaker 1: if I can give a real quick example from my

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Speaker 1: personal life, UM, I don't need, but I want my life.

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Speaker 1: You're going to say that, but somebody could be in

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Speaker 1: paying attentions. Right, Okay, boy, just open your eyes and

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Speaker 1: try to figure out today what this message is talking

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Speaker 1: time too. Just wrap this up. Is manifesting your reality.

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Speaker 1: So if you want something, you have to have positive mindset,

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Speaker 1: Never matter, as long as he believe you can achieve.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you're okay? Pete? Oh man? Could I

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Speaker 1: you and your roommate. Sophia set you up. What she

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Speaker 1: if you think he's cheating me because of that, then

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Speaker 1: I mean you would know best. Yeah, And I want

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Speaker 1: This is a radio show? Bethanie? Why would you do this?

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Speaker 1: So I like, oh god, I don't want to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I sent some new photos to a cousin. Oh oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should have hung up. Is it through marriage? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: What was his reaction? I mean, did he respond to it?

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Speaker 1: I guess now you'll double check who you're sending nudes to. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: make sure you don't send them any texts. Absolutely did

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Speaker 1: Jewel show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Monday, February twenty eight, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh, and a recent study shows

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Speaker 1: that nobody wants to hang out with you. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why in just a second, but first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Elvis Fresh, and in case you missed it,

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Speaker 1: I reported recently on Hank the Tank, the five hundred

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Speaker 1: pound black bear that had broke into twenty eight homes,

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Speaker 1: and I have a big, huge, gigantic update for y'all.

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Speaker 1: And I mean the seven and one woman quit her

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Speaker 1: job to pursue her dream. A dream, however, is completely

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Speaker 1: terrifying and I am disgusted. Okay when that coming up.

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Speaker 1: More on those stories in just a second. But for

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Speaker 1: your first story of the day and in the i ND,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where adiot enters is their report

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Speaker 1: the news. A recent study just found out that nobody

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Speaker 1: wants to hang out with you, and also you don't

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Speaker 1: want to hang out with them either. That's true. You

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Speaker 1: can't even needs to do a study. I knew that already, right.

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Speaker 1: Seventy one percent of people say they actually look forward

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Speaker 1: to plans being canceled just so they can stay in

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Speaker 1: most of us do. I like to cancel plans a lot.

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Speaker 1: I love it. And when the other person cancels, you

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Speaker 1: try to act like, oh, you're like all said about it.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, it's okay, yeah, And you know what,

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Speaker 1: I've felt very bad in my life. I don't anymore.

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Speaker 1: But it's also been said about me a lot that

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Speaker 1: I'm very disrespectful because I cancel plans a lot, right,

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Speaker 1: But I always think about that. I'm like, they're probably

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Speaker 1: happy that I'm canceling the plan, like they're probably going sweet.

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Speaker 1: That's why I never feel bad for canceling plans anymore. Also,

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Speaker 1: I do think sometimes I've done it too much. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news for next story of the

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Speaker 1: the day, Let's send it over to Alex Brey, who's

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Speaker 1: on location on top of a black bear. I'm not

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Speaker 1: on top, but I'm in the same around the same

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Speaker 1: vicinity in Salt Lake Tahoe. Is that something south lake

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Speaker 1: Lake Tahoe that sounds Lake Taho, Nevada? Right, don't no,

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Speaker 1: it's about a California. Yeah, Nevada, California. That's right. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I'm on the board of California and Nevada like

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Speaker 1: you buls. Then south of the lake? Oh cool? Where

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Speaker 1: where hang the tank? The five hundred hound black bear?

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Speaker 1: Y'all know I'm talking about? Yes? Right? If you know

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Speaker 1: this bear had broken a twenty eight homes and the

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Speaker 1: residence of Lake Tahoe, California, Nevada where it is, We're

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Speaker 1: really upset because authorities weren't doing anything about it. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I have an update for you guys. So the bear

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Speaker 1: was falsely accute? What? Yeah, because somebody was testing their

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Speaker 1: DNA from the crime scene and Tahoe there's at least

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Speaker 1: three bears involved. When I was like eight years old,

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Speaker 1: I was with my dad and my stepsister's camping and

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Speaker 1: we heard there was bears that come around because they're hungry.

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Speaker 1: Me and my stepsister were saying, how we want to

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Speaker 1: see the bears because you're a kid and you don't

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Speaker 1: know yet that bears come up by your face off. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they look cute. So who we did was we put

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Speaker 1: chocolate putting on her face, Oh my gosh, and Cheetos

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Speaker 1: underneath us. So I woke up to a bear licking

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Speaker 1: my face through the hammock. You are kidding, a real

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Speaker 1: bedroll bear literally licking my face. And then my dad

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Speaker 1: runs out of the camper with my stepsister's shorts on

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Speaker 1: and his who hanging out experience traumatic than anything. This

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Speaker 1: is then the idiot news network, where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan, who is

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Speaker 1: with a woman who's doing something there's really weird. Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I'm with a woman named Jennifer Mulford who left

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Speaker 1: her job as a bartender so she could produce enough

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Speaker 1: milk for her boyfriend full time. This is now her

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Speaker 1: job producing breast milk for her boyfriend. Why not we

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Speaker 1: uhould be drinking human I've said it all the time

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Speaker 1: human airy farms. Farms drink yeah, cow milk? Yeou' human milk? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would know because I think it's weird and humped.

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Speaker 1: It's made for baby cows. It's made for baby cows, right,

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Speaker 1: everything makes milk for its own. We should be drinking

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Speaker 1: human milk. It's better for our bodies. That's why I've

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Speaker 1: said it for decades now. You could go back and

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Speaker 1: listen to recordings of me on old radio shows that

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Speaker 1: I've been on, and I've always said it. Why don't

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Speaker 1: we have human dairy farms because women have to breast

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Speaker 1: pump because it hurts to get rid of it, right,

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Speaker 1: like they have to get rid of it, they have

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Speaker 1: to pump. Well, hey, guess what. You go over this

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Speaker 1: place for half an hour, we hook you up, and

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Speaker 1: then we've harvest the milk from you. We make some milk,

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Speaker 1: we sell it in the store. We're drinking the right

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Speaker 1: kind of milk where we're leaving the stress in the breast.

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Speaker 1: Human dairy farms. I'd save the world, Save the world.

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Speaker 1: It's really good. I think she's ways Human breast milk

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Speaker 1: is way better than cowmelk. Do you think my baby

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Speaker 1: there wouldn't be as much cancer if we drink human

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Speaker 1: milk rather than cowmel Oh, that's a bold claim. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure how is it a bold plant because it's

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Speaker 1: just an idea. It's just that's like, that's ridiculous. That's

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Speaker 1: that's the sound of a camel who's thirsty for some

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Speaker 1: camel milk. Yeah, because he's a camel. Yeah, he wants

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Speaker 1: camel milk, not milk, not human milk. He wants camel milk.

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Speaker 1: And he's also letting us know that the I n

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Speaker 1: N is done for the day. That's the inn Thedian

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Speaker 1: News Network, where's aren't just in the news. They report

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Speaker 1: the news student tomorrow the same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I n N. This report sponsored

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Speaker 1: by Booby Milk and New Human Milk, the naturally sweet

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Speaker 1: and alternative to cow milk. Go to stort and gets

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Speaker 1: some Booby milk today. Ding You can follow the show

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Speaker 1: on social media at the Jewels Show. You can follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I met

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and I'm a Christian Grace. Now,

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Speaker 1: I still don't agree with you guys with human milk

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Speaker 1: is made for humans. Cow milk made for baby cows.

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Speaker 1: Think about human milk is actually more nutritious for us

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Speaker 1: because cow milk has vitamin D in it. Right there,

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Speaker 1: let's talking about with cow milk or cows. Cow milk

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Speaker 1: for baby cows with vitamin D. We'll guess what human

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Speaker 1: milk way better? We got vitamin double D. The Jewbil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Frameay mornings. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm well, thank you, thank you very much. Pleasure to

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Speaker 1: speak with you. Finally, may I ask you calling? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Sometimes I get ahead of myself in conversation.

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Speaker 1: This is Aquarious. I'm calling from the psychic Network. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Nora founder. I already knew it was Noria.

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Speaker 1: Your husband Jonathan hired me to do a reading on you.

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Speaker 1: So here I am on the phone and ready to

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Speaker 1: help you out. It's whatever you need. Yeah, I totally

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Speaker 1: I'm some time now, wonderful. How about I ease us

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Speaker 1: in a little bit. I've got some Terot cards in

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Speaker 1: front of me. I'll start with that. I have three

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Speaker 1: different piles of cards that each have three cards on

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Speaker 1: them representing your past, present, in future, and I just

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Speaker 1: need you to pick which pile you'd like me to

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Speaker 1: pull from. And I'm going to go ahead and throw

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Speaker 1: a guest out there, even though I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: a guess. You'd like me to pull from pile number three?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, well I knew that's what you

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Speaker 1: were thinking. I wouldn't be doing my job if I

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Speaker 1: didn't correct. Okay, So, well, I'm excited to see what

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Speaker 1: they tell you. What these cards tell you, So I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go ahead and flip them over. Oh oh, okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: the first card that I have here, um, is the

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Speaker 1: and I hope you're sitting down. I'm sorry. It's not

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Speaker 1: always great news, is it. Well, what's the card? What

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Speaker 1: is it? Um? I guess if you must know, the

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Speaker 1: first card is the death card. Oh my god, what

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Speaker 1: does that mean? Well, okay, so you said, well, I'll

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Speaker 1: get into this. So the death card can mean many things,

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Speaker 1: and I will just say this, make sure you savor

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Speaker 1: every moment of the next year. You only live once,

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Speaker 1: yolo sort of thing. So, okay, so the next card

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Speaker 1: is the hangman. The Hangman is the next card? Sound

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Speaker 1: very positive? That's kind of frightening. It doesn't necessarily mean

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Speaker 1: it's a bad card, unless, of course, it's reversed, which

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Speaker 1: this one is? What? And I am sensing from you though,

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Speaker 1: that you really enjoy the color green? What is this?

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Speaker 1: What does the green mean? And the death card is

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Speaker 1: like when you said living this next year like it's

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Speaker 1: my last? Enjoy it? Hello? What enjoy it? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean by that? It means you only live once?

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Speaker 1: That's what yola? I know, I know what Yola means.

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Speaker 1: What does all this mean for me? Well, let's just

581
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Speaker 1: pull the next card and see what it has in

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Speaker 1: store for you. Hopefully it'll make everything better. And oh

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Speaker 1: oh what well I pulled the devil. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: these three cards together? Oh my god? What does this mean? Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually just going to go ahead and ask your

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Speaker 1: spirit guides what's going on here? One second, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to go ahead and go to this. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: you're telling me that I'm going to die this year?

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Speaker 1: What hello? Excuse me? Oh my god? Oh my god?

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00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: What what was that? What was that? Oh? I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I felt it was appropriate for me to go and

592
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Speaker 1: check in with you. Be okay? Would they say though?

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Speaker 1: What did they say that you will be presented with

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Speaker 1: a trip this year? To belize? Do not go what

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Speaker 1: the death card. The death card represents well death, and

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Speaker 1: the death that I saw on the card was you,

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Speaker 1: but only if you got entangled with the color green

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Speaker 1: M parallel yes, which means that if you were to

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Speaker 1: go to Belize, it's on the forty second parallel, and

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Speaker 1: if you were to lick a poisonous frog, you would die.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I saw for you in the future.

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Speaker 1: I don't do it. If you you can go to Belize,

603
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Speaker 1: that's fine, just don't lick a frog and Belize, stay

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Speaker 1: away from the frog. I don't like a frog or

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Speaker 1: something like like what like this is so weird? What

606
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Speaker 1: is going on? Well, what's going on is this is

607
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Speaker 1: a prank phone call and I just sort of made

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Speaker 1: up the Belize frog thing. Wait, I don't know. That's

609
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Speaker 1: actually a bad for you. You could try it if

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Speaker 1: you want, so that you're not You're not real. This

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Speaker 1: is who did this? Who are you? No? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewelshow doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your husband set you up? Oh my god, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Just stay away from frogs this year. Okay, Well,

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00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: and Beliez, how did you know my number? Isn't like

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Speaker 1: my color at all. Your husband gave me all that

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Speaker 1: information so I could Oh my gosh, did jubil show

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Speaker 1: on demand? First day follow up? Whitney farted? What Whitney farted?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about Whitney who's

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Speaker 1: on the phone for a first date follow up today?

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Speaker 1: She farted our date? Well, I don't know. I do know.

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Speaker 1: I read the email. We'll get to that part in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But Whitney, how are you thank you

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Speaker 1: for your email before you tell us about the date.

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Speaker 1: How long has it been since you heard from the

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Speaker 1: guy that you went out with, Hey, trouble. It's been

627
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Speaker 1: about two weeks since we went out, about two weeks.

628
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Speaker 1: And what's his name by the way, Chad? All right, Chen,

629
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: how many times have you tried to get a hold

630
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: of Chad since your date? Well, so after a date,

631
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: I like, I messaged him um like three times and

632
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: tender that's where we match. And then I tried to

633
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: text him a few times too, and I thought he

634
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: was replying because like the blue bubble popped up, but

635
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: then he never like hits in. We'll get to the

636
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: fart thing in just a second. I thought that was

637
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: a very interesting note in your email. But what did

638
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: you guys do for your date? Oh my gosh, it's

639
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: so awkward. Um well, but Dave was good other than that.

640
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: Um So, he took me out to this new steak

641
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: restaurant in town. But I've been wanting to check out

642
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: and it was fantastic. The food was amazing. He was

643
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: so sweet, I mean the whole date. The vibes were

644
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: just amazing from starting to finish. Okay, other than the

645
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: restaurant though, tell us a little bit about him. Oh

646
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: my gosh, Chad, he's so sweet and he's funny and

647
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: he even like sang me a little song like it

648
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: was so cute. Yeahs he like serenaded be like, I

649
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: don't know. He he comes out with people to like,

650
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: like I don't know, beatbots or whatever on his own

651
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: and he just like made a little like did he

652
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: whenever we were eating dinner about me? Was it loud?

653
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: Was it like really loud to the whole restaurant heard it?

654
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: Or was it just kind of to you guys just

655
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: like here you witting? You know, did you just say

656
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: that it wasn't that that? Well? Your email said that

657
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: you think you might not be calling you back because

658
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: you farted on the date. So tell us a little

659
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: bit about the fart. Okay, So, like we were eating

660
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: dinner and it accidentally slipped. Obviously, if I could have

661
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: helped it, I would have run to the bathroom before,

662
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: but it just like hit me out of nowhere, and

663
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed, and I apologized and excused myself,

664
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: and he just kind of like giggled like, oh, no

665
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: big deal. So I really thought like it was fine,

666
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: and the rest of the date went great. So I

667
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: just I don't know why that would be a big

668
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: deal when he was still having a good time after.

669
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: But no, I mean, that's a natural thing. How bad

670
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: did it smell? No, it was not like that. Okay,

671
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: it was not like, oh my gosh, the girls killing

672
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: me with her farts. You know what, you if you

673
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: think a girl is cute, then her attractive, then her

674
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: farts are usually cute. Like Alex and Armory didn't know that.

675
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: And I've heard Alex farm maybe twice in our relationship,

676
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: and each time I was like, that was adorable. The

677
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: best one was the one time when I heard her

678
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: in the shower because I just walked into the bathroom

679
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: and she was in the shower and she had farted

680
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: a little bit more and she went, yeah, buddy, yeah, yeah, buds.

681
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, did you just say yeah, buds

682
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: because you farted, and just like, yeah, I did, yeh

683
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: because my cheeks. But either way, it was it was cute.

684
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: So maybe you got an adorable fart to him. I

685
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: don't know. But you think that's the reason that he's

686
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: not calling you back, Well, I don't know, because afterwards,

687
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: I mean, everything went right after two, Like he even

688
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: walked me to my car, and it was kind of

689
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: a nice little stroll in the starlight and he gave

690
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: me a kiss and a hug before he left. So

691
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: I just you know, it didn't seem like that was

692
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: a deal breaker at the time, and I can't think

693
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: of anything else it went wrong. So okay, I don't know.

694
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he didn't like it. I don't I don't know. Yeah,

695
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: all right, did you guys plan on a second date? Yeah? Well,

696
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean literally after he kissed me, he said, I

697
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: can't wait to go out with you again. Well, I

698
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: can't wait to find out why he's ghosting you. I

699
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: can't wait either. I can't wait to hear the thought story.

700
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: Can you wait him? No, I can't wait, jubil Oh,

701
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: I really hope it's from social media. Christian can you wait?

702
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Producer Bennett. Can you wait? Not at all?

703
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: I guess we all can't wait. Then we'll play a

704
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: song come back, and then call him and see why

705
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. Okay, Oh, he think he's

706
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: a mistable if you're just joining us for today's first date.

707
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: Follow up. Whitney is on the phone. I'm sorry, are you?

708
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: Are you po Bay Whitney, You've got to stop doing

709
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: that Whitney. Whitney is on the phone and she's not

710
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: gonna even call back from a dude named Chad, and

711
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: she thinks he's not gonna callback because they had a

712
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: really good time. They went to dinner at a nice

713
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: steakhouse and in the middle of dinner she actually did

714
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: maybe he made Whitney accidentally led a I don't know

715
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: if it's because he made her laugh. I cannot but

716
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: she said that he laughed it off and it didn't

717
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: even to bother her too much. But that's the only

718
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: reason that she can think she's not getting a callback.

719
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get him on the phone and see

720
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: if we can figure out what happened. All right, Whitney,

721
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tallas on him right now. Okay, here we go. Hello,

722
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: hey's chat there. Yeah, this is Chad. Oh hey man,

723
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: this is Jewel from the Jewel Show. This is Aws

724
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. This is English Hamber from the

725
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. The Jewel Show is a radio show. Okay, yeah, oh, okay, yeah,

726
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 1: I know that. I listen to you guys every morning.

727
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: I never thought you'd actually call me. Oh all right, yeah,

728
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Well, yeah, we're calling you, and

729
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: we're calling you today because you went on a date

730
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: with someone and now you're not calling them back. M okay,

731
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: all right, I know exactly who you're talking about. All right,

732
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: all right, I really can't believe it's happening right now. Who, well,

733
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: who do you think we're talking about? Uh? It would

734
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: have to be Whitney. Girl. Whitney. She's the only one

735
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: I went on a date with recently, and she's kind

736
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: of the only one of ghosting right by. Yep, Okay,

737
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: got it, that's who you got? You got it right?

738
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: It is Whitney. Whitney emailed us and told us about

739
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: your first date, and she said that she really liked

740
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: you and wants to know what happened. I mean it

741
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: was it was a perfect date. Uh. Whitney was an

742
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: amazing girl. I mean, I know she told you I

743
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: don't sing for anybody, but I ended up singing for her.

744
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: It was awesome. She thought it was super cute. Yeah,

745
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: I know, I really did like her. There's just kind

746
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: of this giant red flag afterwards. Okay, what happened? She

747
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 1: thinks you're not calling her back because she farted? Does

748
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: that sound familiar? Yeah? No, no, no, no no, no that's

749
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: not it. No it was I thought that was actually

750
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: kind of funny. Okay, he oh, I definitely heard it. Yeah, okay,

751
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: if it wasn't the fart, then why aren't you calling

752
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: her back? So no, like after we kids, I told

753
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: her we should go on a second day. Um. Then

754
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: the corner of my eye just kind of saw something

755
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: moving around in her car and it was a baby

756
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: in her car. I don't know if it was her baby,

757
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: a baby, what a human baby? Feed a baby the

758
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: whole nine Yeah, yeah, and by themselves, by themselves, yeah,

759
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: like there was it was a baby, just a baby

760
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: in the car. I don't know if it was her baby, Babe,

761
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: she borrowed a baby. Are you sure it was her

762
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: Car's definitely definitely her car. Like we went on this

763
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: day for almost two hours, the entire time there was

764
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: a baby in the car. What are you sure though,

765
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: Like for sure you saw her get in that car.

766
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, like that that was definitely her car. Okay, Wow,

767
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: that's weird. I mean, she didn't tell us that. She

768
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: didn't tell you that she had a baby. Is she

769
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: and nanny? I'm freaking out right now if anybody left

770
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: my kid in the car. Yeah, I don't know whose

771
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: baby it was, but it was super weird. It's so irresponsible.

772
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm mad at her now. Yeah, she didn't mention anything

773
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: about that. You know what, Let's just ask her whose

774
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: baby that was? Oh oh god, oh my god, I

775
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: forgot that. Yeah. Whitney is on the phone listening and

776
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you, And now we have a

777
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: bunch of questions for you. Whitney A ton hi, Chad. Um,

778
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm pretty like I don't even know it's therey now. Um,

779
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't have a baby. My thirteen year old son

780
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: was in the car. He's thirteen years old. He can

781
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: be in the car by himself. It was turned on.

782
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: He had it. He had water, he had it. Sound

783
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: like you're talking about you and water. He wasn't everything

784
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: he needed. He he was right around the corner for me.

785
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: If he needed anything, he could call me, he could

786
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: come into the restaurant. He knew exactly where I was. Uh,

787
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Baby's a baby. That that was a

788
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: small child in the car in the back of the car.

789
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: It's not a baby. He's a thirteen year old boy.

790
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: He is fine. He has everything he needed, and he

791
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: knew where I was. It's not a big deal. Anything

792
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: could have happened like that is not safe at all.

793
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: Being a single mom is hard and sometimes like you

794
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: can't just like make everything work with your schedules, and

795
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: sometimes you have to compromise and make things work. And

796
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: like I thought that you were worth seeing. He is

797
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: fine in the car. He's thirteen, He's not a baby.

798
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: I wouldn't leave a baby in a car's we'ren call

799
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: a thirteen year old baby. That made us think a

800
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 1: whole different thing. You, Yeah, thirteen year old is okay

801
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: in the car, But like during a day for that long,

802
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: that's a bit weird. Why don't you just leave him home.

803
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to go home because I

804
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: was going from one day to another. Yeah, I don't

805
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: understand that anything could have happened to this kid, Like

806
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: he was just hanging out in the car while we're

807
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: spending taking our time eating a meal. Like it's that

808
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: is not safe. He was perfectly safe. He was in

809
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 1: a safe area, and I was right around the corner

810
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: from him, Like, he is perfectly fine in the thirteen

811
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: year old and he can handle himself to sit by

812
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: himself for two hours. I don't think a thirteen year

813
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: olds can handle himself. Only mom, I know, is Alex

814
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: thirteen old enough to keep in a car? Yes, by themselves? YEA.

815
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: When I was with it, my mom would leave me

816
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 1: by myself all the time, and I was fine. Not

817
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: when I was a baby, obviously, but as a thirteen

818
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: year old old. He said, all the time, she would

819
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: leave you alone in the car whenever. When I was

820
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: a teenager, like when I was thirteen, when I was

821
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen, my parents used to leave me in the

822
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: car all the time, degree heat. I'm thinking it was

823
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: like it was it was obviously not to see it.

824
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 1: It's like winter time, it's cool outside. Get everything he needed,

825
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: but still like you didn't tell me there was a

826
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: kid waiting for you in the car. Like we got

827
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: dessert and everything. It took a while, Like why didn't

828
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: you just reschedule the date? Because I just really liked

829
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: you and I wanted to see you, and I was

830
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: scared that if I told you that I had a

831
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: kid and then he's your reschedule, then you wouldn't want

832
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: to see me. It's really hard dating is a single mom,

833
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: probably because you leave the kid in the car. I

834
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: gotta ask the question, Chad, would you like to go

835
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: out with Whitney again on another date? We'll pay for it, honestly, Like,

836
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the date. It was a lot of fun. Whitney,

837
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: you're really cool. I really enjoyed our time together. But

838
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: it seems like you have a lot of other responsibilities

839
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: going on right now. You should probably focus on being

840
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: a mom before we go on a second date. Like,

841
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: I really think your judgment is totally off right now?

842
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: Do you think that my judgment off? Like your judgment

843
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: is off. Don't come at my parenting skills when you're

844
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: not a parent. And you don't know anything about it.

845
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 1: Maybe you should check yourself and check your singing skills,

846
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: because that's what thaw? Oh wow? Serious? Now all right,

847
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: that's the girl who, like a minute ago just claimed

848
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: she loved my singing. So which one is it? Whitney? Yeah?

849
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: Well I didn't know at that point you were going

850
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: to sound like such a toad? Toad? But did you

851
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: just call me like a toad? Like a frog? Is

852
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: that like a fence too? Was that meant to hurt

853
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: my feelings? I don't even know how I should react

854
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: right now? The Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little

855
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: Secret sign for your dirty little secret. Remember you can

856
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: text us at four one oh six one if you

857
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, and you can feel free

858
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: to tell us anything because nobody will know who you are.

859
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous, so we don't know what their

860
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: real name is. What's your dirty little secret? Um? Okay,

861
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: so I've been dating this guy for like a year

862
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: and there's this stupid like detail about me that he

863
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: does not know because I don't know it was Okay,

864
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: it's a minor, it's a miner, I think keeping a

865
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: secret from your new boyfriend. Yeah, so every time we are,

866
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: you know, like sleeping together, I am usually do you

867
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: mean actually sleeping? Yeah? Like next time? Yeah, like you know,

868
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: sleeping together? Yeah? Or are you talking? You and me? Baby?

869
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing but mammals. But let's do it like to

870
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: do on the Discovery Show. Yeah. Yeah, what kind of

871
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: sleep are we talking about? That? That is the that's

872
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: the kind of slee Okay, alright, you know, um, pretty

873
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: much every time I am thinking about somebody else, oh,

874
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: girlfriends every time? Every time? Yes, seriously, is it an X? Well, no,

875
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: it's on an X. I cannot wish. Well it's um

876
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: you rock, Yeah, it's a rock. Rock, Dwayne John John

877
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: You always think joking? No, No, I'm not, because honestly,

878
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: like I mean, the only time in my life that

879
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: I have not sort of like been thinking about the

880
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: rock during that moment is like the very first time. Yeah,

881
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: I mean, you've always thought about the rock. I just

882
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: despise the rock when I love the rock. So I

883
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: kind of see where you're coming from. Well, you've always

884
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: you've always thought about the rock whenever you've done that,

885
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: except for the first time you did it. Yeah, because

886
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: I the first time I thought about the rock like,

887
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: I just kept thinking about it every single time after that,

888
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: you know, and I like, yeah, it's not really like

889
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: that serious. It's just I can't help it, Like I

890
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: just my mind to wander, and that's hilarious. You're obsessed.

891
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: Are you ever gonna tell your boyfriend? Oh? Man? No? Yeah,

892
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: you feel guilty about this obviously, Yeah, definitely. Why not

893
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: tell him and see what happens and then if it

894
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: doesn't work for him, and then find some dude who

895
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: doesn't mind you fantasizing about the rock, that's gonna be

896
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: slim pickings. Well, I mean, I'm just trying to put

897
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: myself in his position. And Alex and Armery if he

898
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 1: didn't know that, I have to say that for new listeners,

899
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: he didn't know that. Um. And if I found out

900
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: that she was fantasizing about the rock when she was

901
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: with me, I'd be like, that's weird. You don't like

902
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: the rock first of right, But then I guess because

903
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: I love my wife, right and it's the rock or

904
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: a celebrity like that, Like I'm not threatened by them. Uh.

905
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: I would just be like, okay, cool, Well, if that's

906
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: your thing, we can role play like all Okay, see

907
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: that's what we all put all. I don't know what

908
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: i'd have to do, but I'll do the rock voice.

909
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: Can you try to do it? See? What would it?

910
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: Kid be like? I don't know, Yeah, I don't mean,

911
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: I can't even think of how he sounds right now.

912
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: But I mean, I guess I could be just like

913
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: you know, hey, baby, get in the bed and see

914
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: what the rock is cooking. You know what I'm saying.

915
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it could be a thing that you guys

916
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Other you guys could both think about the

917
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: rock maybe. Yeah, I mean that gives me hope in

918
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: a way. Yeah, I'm weird. Though. My thing is don't

919
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: tell him. I probably wouldn't tell him. Yeah, don't tell you.

920
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: He might leave you. I have a different attitude about

921
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: those kind of things. I think The Jewel Show on Demand,

922
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: did I ever tell you about the time I washed

923
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: my car with a scouring pad? Did not? That was stupid? Yeah,

924
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: and it's Monday, So why not make your Monday better

925
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: by hearing about other people's dumb sheboygan, It's wrong move

926
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: Monday on The Jewels Show. You'll feel better about yourself

927
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: after this segment. It's just a way to make Monday's

928
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: better by hearing about other people's dumb shut it Sherbert.

929
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: Hey Martina, what's the wrong move you've made? A few

930
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: years ago, my cousin was telling me how she made

931
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: tons of money on only fans. My now ex husband

932
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: was like, maybe you should try that, And so I

933
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: didn't actually make an only fan. I was selling adult

934
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: content for a couple of months. I ended up stopping

935
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: it because it just made me feel kind of like

936
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: I was feeding. I didn't really like it. I thought

937
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: it an ex husband. So he is my ex husband,

938
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: but at the time he was my husband. So you

939
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: did it while you were still with him? Yeah? Was

940
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 1: it with him? It was so low? So where did

941
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: you put it? Means that content? All right? I was like, whoa.

942
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: I paid for a Tinder so that I could set

943
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: my location somewhere else, and I found a bunch of

944
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: guys in Miami and who wanted to wow, right, and

945
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: so then I downloaded like a texting app, so it

946
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: wasn't my phone number and I'm wow, come on. Business

947
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 1: was a hustle right there? A good job? Yeah, yeah,

948
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: it was a lot of work. I didn't like how

949
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: much work they teach us in business schools. Wow, like

950
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: people need only fans to do that, right, You cut

951
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: out the middleman. Good job, innovators. They always started small.

952
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: Jeff Beso started in this garage doing a different thing,

953
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: but he started in this a little different It's wrong move.

954
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: Mondays every Monday hear about other people's wrong moves. So

955
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: your Monday looks a lot better. And Martinez on the

956
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: phone right now telling us how she decided to get

957
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: into the adult entertainment industry on her own. He said,

958
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: you made a lot of money. How much are we

959
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: talking in like a month? I made like five or

960
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars? Okay, but I had to text them

961
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: all the time to keep them interested. And I'm also

962
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: a mom and it was just a lot of work.

963
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this was not the whole thing. Just felt

964
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: super dirty. I mean it does like it seemed like

965
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: a little bit, yeah, a little for the husband, encouraging

966
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: that I got my kids napping in the next room

967
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: over Okay, Okay, See that's what people don't think about.

968
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: What only fans like. There could be a curb in

969
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: the next room, You don't that would be the last

970
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: thing that I thought about, right, Yeah, it was really raunchy.

971
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: So I stopped doing that. And then I've kept in

972
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: touch with my oldest sister's baby daddy, and I don't

973
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 1: remember how it got brought up, but doing content brought

974
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 1: up one time and was like begging me to send

975
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: him some pictures wow, And so I said no. He

976
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: kept asking. To be honest, I was pretty hard up

977
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: on money. So I started sending him some pictures and

978
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: he would give me passion. That's how it started. And

979
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: then it aestually a little bit to him wanting to

980
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: hook up. And so after like a few weeks two

981
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: a month of him literally begging, I ended up. Um,

982
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: oh you did. Really, you hooked up with your sister's brother.

983
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: We got to know the amount? Yeah, how much? I mean,

984
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: that's not really wanted you. Yeah. I don't know why

985
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: he's so dropping up on me because I mean, I

986
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: think I'm cute, but it's not like I'm all that

987
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 1: in the bed. I gotta know. How was it though? Yeah,

988
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Um, honestly, it was not as

989
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: bad as I thought it was. Donna entirely sure. That's

990
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: a compliment. Does your sister have any idea that your

991
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 1: husband paid you to hook up with him, and you

992
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: actually did it. She doesn't. But honestly, my sister's like

993
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: a raging everyone in the family for no reasons and

994
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: doesn't even talk to any of us. Yeah, I want

995
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: to know how you guys to tell you guys for

996
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: a while, I want to know how many people do

997
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: this to their siblings a lot? It seems like I

998
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: want to know, Like I want people to call in,

999
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: text in, to have text into four one oh six one,

1000
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: or call us eight at eight three four three one

1001
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: oh six one. Have you ever hooked up with your

1002
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: siblings significant other? I? Have you have what? Wait? You

1003
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 1: have have what? Hooked up with your sisters? Whoever? No?

1004
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: Definitely no, Okay, I get why that sounded like that's

1005
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: what I was saying. No, I was just gonna say,

1006
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: I have a suggestion for you, Martine, because you hooked

1007
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 1: up with your sister's husband because he paid you for it,

1008
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: and this is an uncomfortable thing for you. If you

1009
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: have to be around your family, you got to stress

1010
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: and knowing that this went on in your head. If

1011
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: ever you see this guy right, you just it's there

1012
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: no matter what. That creates stress, and that creates all

1013
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: kinds of things. Get rid of it and embrace it.

1014
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: Next time, go to Thanksgiving dinner. And then in the

1015
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: middle of Thanksgiving dinner, take a bite of the turkey

1016
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: or the stuffing and go, this is good. Almost as

1017
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 1: good as that time that I had sex with Mark

1018
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: or whatever his name is. Just boom boom Yeah. See,

1019
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 1: don't you feel better about yourself? The Jibil Show on demand,