WEBVTT - Teaching A Bat To Ride A Bike 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:06.160 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:10.200 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:17.240 Armstrong and Jack, Katie and He Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:27.880 The Blue Ghost lunar Lander already harded work firefly spacecraft 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.920 making a historic touchdown on the Moon. Blue Ghost teaming 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.280 up with NASA, the agency using private companies as advance 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.120 scouts before sending humans back to the Moon with the 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.920 Artemis Missions. Parts of the spacecraft made with three D printing. 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:44.920 The lander carrying ten specific experiments for NASA, including a 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.560 drill and a vacuum to study moondust, along with technology 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.400 that can help NASA astronauts navigate future landings. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:55.160 A vacuum to study moon dust. You say, cleaning up 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:56.200 the moon vacuum? 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:56.360 Moon? 0:00:56.440 --> 0:01:01.440 Great again, that's why the female space trip that they're 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.040 Blue Origin. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.679 They're gonna fly the women up there to wield the vacuum. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:08.160 Is that what you're suggesting, you pig, you monster? Oh 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.920 my god, Oh that reminds me. I want to hit 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:16.560 you with two very brief females, the first one speaking 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.120 of that sort of joke. Uh powllo, right, So I've 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.680 never heard the word miss injury or some people say 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.080 miss andry. Uh. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:24.720 Most people don't even know what it means. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:26.319 Uh. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:29.880 And it means the hatred of men. It's like misogyny 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.120 hatred of women. And I'm sure it isn't because nobody 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.960 has a hatred of men. At least some fraction of 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.680 those who use misogyny and anger are likely misinterests. 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.160 And a lot of people use the word in anger. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.000 So why is the word practically unheard of? 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.560 If miss injury is so accepted in ubiquitous that we 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:46.560 don't need a special word for it's just the normal condition. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:47.400 What gives? 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.640 Maybe it's more socially acceptable to hate men than it 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.920 is to hate women. Perhaps, but there's got to be 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:55.120 more to it than that. I don't actually think there is. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:59.240 I think that's it exactly. To hate men is socially 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.040 acceptable among the sort of people who throw around words 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:06.200 like misogyny. Anyway, and then I wanted to throw this 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.480 then and then make him move along with the show. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:13.240 But who killed Gene Hackman? Oh boy? 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.520 We received a number of theories via text and email. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:20.000 This is my favorite for its sure, what were you drinking? 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.799 Nos? Guys? 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:28.760 Considering the mummification angle, I think we need to look 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:33.400 at Senator Menendez, right, who had such a close relationship 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.200 with Egypt that they were sending him gold bars. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.400 Where do mummies come from? Connect the dots? 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:44.600 Wow, No, they weren't literally like turned into mummies. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:54.040 The obviously designed to provoke misogynist joke that I made 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.000 reminded me of the bit on Saturday Night Live with 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.799 Shane Gillis where they had an evening newscast and you 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.600 add two white anchors and two black anchors, and then 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.840 they would start into their news story and try to 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.480 predict whether the the person that did the crime was 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:13.360 white or black, and they were keeping score. Wow on 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:18.040 the newscast, Wow, it was pretty funny. A Matthew, a 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.079 meph User robbed a bank. That's a white guy, Keenan 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:26.040 Thompson would say. And then it was you know something else, 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.399 somebody was selling knockoff T shirts outside a game. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:35.520 What are yours? You know? That is edgy but pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:39.440 So coming up, hey, block excuse me, a blockbuster gender 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:44.160 bending madness update with a major new scientific study that 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:48.360 makes it clear that one of the ridiculous claims by 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:51.160 the woke crowd is ridiculous most of us have thought 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.640 for a long time. But a couple of bat fever 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:57.400 related stories, and again, perhaps you can cast your memory 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.640 back a couple of years to the giant pandemic that 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.960 killed millions of people, shut down the schools, unnecessarily screwed 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:08.960 up our kids. Oh my god, headline number one compala Uganda. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:11.640 Oh that reminds me one other thing I want to 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:16.760 talk about. Tourism to North Korea is on the rise. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.120 Oh. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.239 I ended up standing up really late last night watching 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.240 two different like mini documentaries made by some of the 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.719 recent people going to North Korea. North Korea has opened 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.960 up for the first time since COVID, so first time 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.240 in five years they got people going there, and one 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.040 British guy made a little quick documentary that he already posted. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.080 Really interesting to watch, I'll bet it is. I got 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.920 to travel around a little bit North Korea and even the. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:47.320 You know, obviously they're putting their best spin on how 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:52.200 North Korea looks. Even that is crazy, even the part 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:55.240 that they show the people And you said that was YouTube. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.120 Ah, yeah, I was watching on YouTube. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:58.960 Let's come up with a link and post it at 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.960 the website, because I'd love see it, and I'm sure other. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.640 Times is it's it's interesting and kind of funny, but 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:08.480 you eventually get to really sad these people, I mean, 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.240 they're they're they're being treated like caged animals. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:15.760 Horrible. Yeah, so if somebody said to you, hey, uh, 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.960 I'm thinking of going to North Korea. 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.479 I'd go immediately if I had the chance. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:24.120 My only concern is that as a high profile American, 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.320 well medium put, well low profile, but not as low 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:31.440 as some people American, that they concot some phony charge 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.920 and trade me for something. Well it's a little tower 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.120 beating the crap out of me and starving me for 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:37.200 six months or more. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.120 Yeah, that could always happen. This tour group thing that 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.120 I was watching looked fairly safe, you know, as long 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.920 as you don't do something idiotically tearing a poster down 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.920 off the wall or going out of your way too. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.840 But they laid out the rules pretty pretty well. You're 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:51.400 not allowed to talk to anybody and not allowed to 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.680 ask any questions. You know, you got to stay with 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.320 the bus and only go to the places we tell 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:55.760 you to go to. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:00.279 Yeah, yeah, you'd have to. You absolutely have to away. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:04.040 So a fast spreading mystery ill. This link to bats 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.839 has killed scores of people in the Democratic Republic of Congo, 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:12.400 with nearly half dying within forty eight hours of showing symptoms. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.599 Oh boy, the World Health Organization said Thursday, that sounds 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.839 significantly worse than what COVID was. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:23.400 The disease which causes brace yourselves. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.920 What Joe sneezing and flew like symptoms, if. 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:32.880 Only fatigue, the disease that's right in sleepiness. Yeah, the 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:39.320 disease which causes uncontrolled bleeding, vomiting, dia, rahia and other 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:45.800 symptoms of hemorrhagic fever, had infected eleven hundred people and 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:50.080 killed sixty as of a couple of weeks ago. We 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:51.520 did this is Uganda. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.840 As freaking awful as COVID was, we got pretty lucky 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.159 that the first disease to come along that mankind couldn't 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.320 stop in a hundred years was something that only killed 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.600 the very old or people with you know, other symptoms 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.880 or whatever and outlying issues. And for the rest of 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.880 us you were pretty damn safe, thank god. I mean, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.960 the fluid of nineteen eighteen. It the healthier you were, 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:17.120 the more likely you were to die. I mean, think 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.240 how frightening. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.760 That would be or this disease you just described, holy 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:26.760 children and young people were virtually one hundred percent fine, 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:31.720 which Randy wine Garten and the teachers mobsters wanted you 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.800 to ignore. They pretended was not the case. So anyway, 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.360 Congo a country. Oh I'm sorry, how do we get 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:38.920 to the Congo. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.480 Practice practice practice? That's right? 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.160 Anyway, So Africa's keepn an eye on a horrendous bat 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:49.120 virus and then. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:55.200 In a headline that you cannot believe, Israel. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:02.840 Wuhan COVID lab planning ominous new bats experiments now quote 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.400 unquote ominous from critics of it. Obviously they're not billing 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.080 it as Hey, we've got some ominous experiments. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.440 We're going to start well next month. Is this like 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.360 teaching a bat to ride a bike? I mean, that's 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.080 an interesting exeenty you think. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:18.679 That'd have to be a tiny little bike. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:24.080 Chinese scientists are planning quote unquote ominist o'minist experiment similar 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.640 to those that could have triggered the COVID pandemic, experts 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:31.280 have warned. The Wuhan Institute of Virology published new research 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.520 this month announcing it had found a bat coronavirus that 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:38.080 can enter human cells similar to COVID nineteen infection. The 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:41.480 paper concludes with calls for further investigation into strains that 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.840 have more infectious spike proteins, as well as testing in 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.480 human transgenic mice. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.559 How's that place still open with the same name. I 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.680 would think that would have been closed down and moved 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:53.320 somewhere else. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:57.000 And we'll never mention this again now. I'm sure Jack 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.720 that they've assured the world. Hey, that window that accidentally 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.280 left open, we got a nail shut now, so just 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.880 don't worry about it. You can trust us with the 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:11.280 level four bio containment hazard debatement crap, even though we've 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:12.920 proved over and over again we're awful. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.480 So that's just a delightful headline. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:22.680 I hope doctor found involved with his fine standards of safety. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.760 We would lose our minds if another virus got on 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:30.440 the loose, especially one that was like more deadly and scarier. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.440 God, I can't imagine how the world would go nuts. 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:37.000 Yeah, with although I think I'm not sure I agree 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.600 exactly with the experience that we gleaned from the last time. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:45.960 I think a lot of people, except for like the Teachers' 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:50.760 Union and the hardcore left Trump deranged crowd have realized 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.760 where we really overreacted and in what ways. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.000 We probably do the same thing we do with actual wars, 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.240 where you overlearn the lessons. So like, because you went 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.200 too far with this, you don't go far enough with 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.520 the next one. You know, you get a virus that's 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.439 you know, deadly for healthy and young people. But you 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.320 got a whole bunch of people. I gotta get me 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.520 to wear a mask again, or close down the schools. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.400 Yeah, I think they'd be in the minority though, especially 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.000 with the Trump administration in charge. So, speaking of the 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.400 Trump administration, I got a judgment question for you, and 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.160 we can either get into this this hour, tomorrow or whatever. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.600 Trump is in love with tariffs or he claims to 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.960 be at least, and he's gonna unleash twenty five percent 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:31.360 tariffs on our two biggest trading partners, Canada and Mexico. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:38.480 And I've got a really really interesting analysis of what 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.000 that would do to prices and why, and it varies 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.360 a lot. I do want to do we want to 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.240 what do we want to wait to see if he 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.640 actually does it tomorrow because they're supposed to go into effect. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.160 Tomorrow, or is it in Trumpian style of bluff. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.440 Yeah, yeah, right, and then the kind of thing they 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.959 do on cable news all the time, were you discuss 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.800 a worst case scenario that doesn't happen or isn't likely 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.160 to exactly. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:05.079 Yeah, though this is interesting. It's a little like discussing 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:08.280 war with Belgium. I mean, if it's not gonna happen, 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:09.040 why would you bother? 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.640 I think we could take Belgium. I like our chances. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:16.400 Got some great weight loss news, perhaps like the next 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:22.320 big thing after ozempic and Wagovia stuff, the next big thing. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:23.480 This could be huge. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.440 And I want to get to that Gallup poll about 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:28.079 people's attitudes about Israel ain't good. A bunch of other 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.840 stuff on the way to stay here. 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.280 DOUN can announce that it will stop charging you more 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:38.440 money if you ask for plant based milk in your coffee, 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:43.600 but they will keep calling you a pussy. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.199 Don't appreciate the language about so phonny joke. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:51.960 And I would like plant based milk. Plays maybe you're 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.720 lactose intolerant. I should not mock you. I apologize and 0:11:54.760 --> 0:12:01.520 retract that effort at humor. Uh, yeah, sure, exactly. You 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:05.480 know I hate this. I hate this, but well, I'll 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:09.280 tell the story more fully later. But when anybody comes 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:13.160 to my house a man and we're having coffee and 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.120 they want to put something in it, I think. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.240 Less of them. That's funny, So I just a little less. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:23.560 I'm not saying it really alters my opinion, but I think, oh. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.240 How was that way? Most of my life? 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.600 I drank my coffee straight black, and then I started 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.040 putting cream in it, and I know I've just gotten 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.960 used to it. But anytime I'm with my brother, every 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:34.080 time I get some coffee, I put a little cream, 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:36.480 and he said, you put cream in your coffee? Always 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.040 kind of gives me it just. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.000 Like eh about that? 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:46.280 Yes, Katie, you know it's polar opposite in the female world. 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.280 When I go out with my girlfriends and I order 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.600 a black coffee, they go, oh are you serious? 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:56.880 Wow? Yeah, totally opposite, my brother giving me the disappointed look. 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:04.640 Every time I love that boy. I tell you what. 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:06.439 I meet a woman. 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.360 You know, I'm married and happily so, but I'm dating 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.559 or something and we got for coffee and she goes, no, 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:12.720 make mine black. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.680 I'm thinking, wait a minute, this could be love. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.800 So the worst thing we all learned about weight loss 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:28.240 a few years back. Now is that your body sabotages you. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.960 It's why it works the way it works. You're start 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.840 a new diet, you lose weight really fast, seems easy. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.199 Then it like plateaus, and then you gain it all back. Well, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:39.880 we figured out a couple of years ago. You probably 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:44.280 already know this that your body goes into emergency mode. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.079 Emergency mode. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.120 Oh, hands on deck. We need to gain that weight back. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:48.720 We need to gain that weight back, and it does 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.960 everything it can to gain that weight back. Slows your 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:55.360 metabolism down to zero, starts hoarding calories. 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:56.240 It doesn't need. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:59.120 It's just it's just awful what the human body does 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.439 to try to get to that weight because it thinks 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.600 you're starving to death. And you know, evolution hasn't figured out. Yeah, 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.560 none of us are starving to death. All right, Trust 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.679 there's a McDonald's over there, there's a dunkin Donuts over there. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.240 I ain't gonna starve to death. You don't need to 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.920 go into emergency mode. But our body thinks it's you know, 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.280 the year of three hundred or something. And I think so, 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.760 if we've lost weight, something awful has happened. And you know, 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:25.080 all the bison have disappeared briefly, and until we find 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.160 another herd, we're going to starve to death. So it's 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.280 got to horde every calorie to make sure we don't 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:33.520 die anyway. So along comes wi Govia and Ozembic. In 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.000 what just the last couple of years, they've been hugely 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:40.520 successful at people losing weight, but even that crowd, from 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.720 what I understand from this article, they plateaued pretty quickly 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.880 and then their body goes into that starvation mode and 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.520 then people have had trouble keeping all of it off. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:53.200 Scientists have discovered the particular gene that causes this problem, 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.800 and they think they and they've had some luck in 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:59.320 in mice anyway, turning that around with something that attacks 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.880 that gene, so you don't go into that starvation mode 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.760 hoarding the calories, etc. You stay in that earlier mode 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.440 of the diet. And they've accomplished it in mice and 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.240 had no bad sound side effects. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.040 So this might be the next thing that comes on 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:14.520 in the market. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.400 If this hits the market along with those other things, 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:18.920 well I don't even know if you need those other things. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:19.640 If that hits the. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.880 Market, all your diets that you've loved throughout your life 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:25.760 might work again, and who knows this could be the 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:26.520 game changer. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.680 Well, right, because if it's just a question of being 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:33.479 disciplined enough to lose it and then going into maintenance 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:36.760 mode and it's a fair fight, and your body isn't 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:40.480 changing the math on you, so that I mean practically 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.880 you know exactly the opposite. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:44.200 What do they call it? 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:48.280 And when it's a paradoxically inverse relationship but perfectly in 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.320 verse relationship. Oh yeah, you can eat ten percent less. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.920 I'm gonna slow your metabolism by ten percent. Oh now 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.720 you're eating twenty percent less. What will I do? 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.440 I'll slow it down twenty percent. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:06.720 You just can't win, right, which is very frustrating. Well, 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:10.400 it's beyond it frustrating. It's it's it makes you wonder 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:13.840 why try feel a little sensitive about this? 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.000 Because I walked by a hog farm over the weekend 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.360 and they shouted at me, hey makes it a salad. 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.000 So wow. 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:22.800 I would have thought the first thing would have struck 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.200 you is they have talking pigs. But no, you were 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:25.640 more concerned about your body shape. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:27.840 You know, that's funny hat it hadn't even occurred to 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:32.160 me yeah, Yeah, you're right. A big gender bending madness 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.840 update coming in a moment or three. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.000 I hope you can stick around for that. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.920 One of the great lies of the if I pretend 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.320 to be a woman, I am a woman crowd has 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.320 been exposed by science. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:47.920 Did you see the movie on Nora Katie? 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:49.800 No? I did not see. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.200 Somebody on the show How to watch it? It's on YouTube, 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.080 It's on Apple TV. I'll try to at least watch 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:55.760 part of it. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:56.720 It sounds good. I'll watch. 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.560 It's only two hours long. It's not like one of 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.960 those other movies. It was three and a half. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.400 Oh I watched that damn transgender cartel movie. Oh watch 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:06.000 about anything before. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.439 A little more on the blow up in the Oval Office. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.359 We got to get to more opinions and stuff and 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:11.479 lots to come up. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.280 Stay here, Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:19.680 Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has decided to run 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.720 for mayor of New York City. Cuomo plans to use 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:28.120 his old campaign slogan of Honka honker hey hand jesure 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:30.000 that suggested grabbing boobs. 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:31.840 If you remember that there already. 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:36.480 Andrew Cuomo was run out of office by a sex 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:42.639 scandal chasing close on his heels the COVID scandal, and 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.480 he thinks he's gonna be mayor. Man, these people just 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.640 cannot let go of being in office, can they? 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.000 One party state, one party city. It makes it a 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:52.879 hell of a lot easier. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:56.560 God, you'd think I'm not in jail. I'm still alive. Wow. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:58.639 I think I'll just coast out the rest of my 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:00.879 life as an old man. Nope, got to be in office. 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:04.439 Combination of ego and greed, Yeah, I think so. A 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:08.919 couple of quick asides before sweetheart darling, oh boy, not 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:12.960 at all creepy, mister governor sir. Two asides, and then 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:16.680 into the bulk of the segment. First acide the black coffee, 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:21.480 fancy coffee thing we were talking about. We cannot escape 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.560 and we should not escape our primal past. A man's 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:30.080 duty is to provide, to reproduce, and to fight. A 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:33.080 woman's is to provide, in a different way, to give 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:37.240 birth and nurture children. That is the primal, you know, 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:41.440 imperative of both sexes. And given the fact that being 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.679 ready to fight and kill and the rest of it 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.600 at a moment's notice is built into being a male 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:51.600 being the sort of guy who demands a fruit fruit 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:58.000 coffee just doesn't fit. Boy, that's not according to that's 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:01.000 not a woman's role. According to almost repreview. I saw 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:03.560 at the movie theater the other night before Captain America. 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:05.000 I was gonna talk about that later. 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:08.480 Every movie where the the girl is the tough guy 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:12.240 and the tough person and the guy is kind of. 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.119 Oh no, I don't think we should do this character 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.439 just ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. What was I gonna say? I 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:20.680 can't be that, it doesn't matter. Moving along. 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:23.480 Second aside, I am having a banana for my mid 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:27.679 show snack, and as always, eating bananas makes me cough, 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:31.840 and indeed, as Jack knows, eating anything banana flavored makes 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:32.320 me cough. 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:34.000 That really weird. 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:37.879 No, No, it never occurs to me to ask anybody 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:40.000 who might have any idea, And I doubt there have 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:42.480 been great studies on that phenomena. 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:45.040 Not that debilitating. It doesn't sound like No. 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.919 No, indeed, I am afflicted with that terrible fate and 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:49.640 I'm only mildly curious. 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:52.920 So if I don't care, neither does anybody else. Time 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:53.200 for a. 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:59.639 Gender bending man is young update my goodness, minds. 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:01.919 Of progress, But on it goes miss on the heels 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:03.840 of that movie being shut out last night. 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:08.920 Oh clear transphobia, Jack, and not the fact that it 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:13.840 was apparently eleven hour long, tedious steam and pile of garbage. 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:19.320 Ovey was unwatchable but beautifully filmed. Anyway, a couple gender 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:23.920 bending madness updates for you here. Congratulations to the young 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:28.879 lady who demolished the competition by eight feet at the 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:32.200 triple jump at a track meet in California. By eight 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:36.080 feet eight feet, that's right, crushed the competition. 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:36.679 Uh. 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:39.320 The fact that he's a dude who claims to be 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:41.320 a girl has nothing to do with the jack. 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:46.000 This person, I'm not sure if they're eighteen eight. 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:48.720 I haven't been to one of these competitions where this happens. 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:52.160 But how are there any parents there, or any fans 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.080 or any competitors? Why is there to be just say 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:56.159 this is ridiculous, we're all leaving. 0:20:57.320 --> 0:20:59.399 Uh, well, the second part I don't know about, but 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:02.720 because you're there to watch your kid. But one of 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:05.240 the most interesting reactions to the video, And I should 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:08.000 have had Hanson play the audio even though it's mostly visual, 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:13.640 because this young man jumps eight feet past everybody else 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:16.040 and you can hear among all the crowd, Oh my god, 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:20.640