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Speaker 3: He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Yes, gonna

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Speaker 3: find out if you don't properly signal a.

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Speaker 4: Lane change with your car. Blinker night. Yes, it's Brooken

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Cause one New Jersey police department's getting extra festive this

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Speaker 3: Christmas season, totally with holiday themed speed radary.

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Speaker 2: So that doesn't sound fun, jeff, Well just listen.

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Speaker 3: It's happening in Hackets down, New Jersey, where they just

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Speaker 3: put up two radar signs in the town that show

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Speaker 3: your driving speed as you pass underneath it.

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Speaker 4: You guys have seen those things.

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Speaker 2: Right, I thought those were what you were supposed to

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Speaker 2: be beat like. It was like a game.

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Speaker 4: Where it's a challenge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Always they're accurate.

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Speaker 2: Flashing at me.

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Speaker 4: Read okay, this is a bad message that we're sending out.

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Speaker 3: But the sign will tell you if you're naughty or

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Speaker 3: nice based on the miles per hour. So if you're

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Speaker 3: safely driving the speed limit, the number will show up

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Speaker 3: green and it says the word nice underneath the sign.

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Speaker 7: Do you think this.

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Speaker 4: Would actually make you want to drive slower or like,

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Speaker 4: drive safer?

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Speaker 6: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 8: It was just so I could take a picture that

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Speaker 8: I'm on the nice list. I would slow down just

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Speaker 2: I mean, I always prefer a naughty list.

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Speaker 9: But you know.

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Speaker 4: I'm asking the wrong people.

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Speaker 3: Brook uses the emergency vehicle lane so that she can

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Speaker 3: get to work faster.

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Speaker 2: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: It was the bustling, okay, as long as she's breaking

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Speaker 1: Hey, I only got two photographic warnings on that one.

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Speaker 9: It's down this yet, thank you.

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Speaker 4: That's not all.

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Speaker 3: The New Jersey police are also having fun with their

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Speaker 3: road warning signs this holiday season.

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Speaker 4: One of them says.

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Speaker 3: Don't be a grinch, not a merge, and another one

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Speaker 3: says only Rudolph should be lit, Drive high, get duy.

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Speaker 4: I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's really good.

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Speaker 4: This is the one time we could say New Jersey's

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Speaker 4: doing it right.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been waiting for this day.

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Speaker 3: Let's move on into your shot colic question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Send it over to somebody who's always doing it right.

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Speaker 3: That's our own digital Jake with the shock collar. Go ahead, Jake.

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Speaker 9: If there's anything I've learned from listening to hours upon

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Speaker 9: Christmas music to learn that it might just be a rumor.

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Speaker 9: You know, some of these songs are really old, so

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Speaker 9: I'm not sure if that's really true anymore should be

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Speaker 2: Yea, in some places it's just chilly. I guess, well, what.

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Speaker 9: Else do we know about winter weather? Well, it's frightful.

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Speaker 9: That's from the song the Weather Outside is Frightful by

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Speaker 9: Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, she's saying for the holiday film The

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Speaker 9: Parent Trap four. H Okay, I missed that one, and

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Speaker 9: she wrote, as we all know, Lindsay Lohan world renowned

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Speaker 9: expert on climate, So I'm going to take her word.

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Speaker 2: For it, loand go into a strange place.

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Speaker 9: I wonder, though, what will our own fake blonde iced

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Speaker 9: coffee drinking snowball swallowing experts.

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Speaker 2: Say, girl, you can't say it's not fake. I know

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Speaker 9: When we quiz her on basic cold weather trivia during

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Speaker 9: another round.

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Speaker 8: Of three and a half seconds with Alexis, Wow, Okay, we're.

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Speaker 9: Gonna start with Brooks.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go.

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Speaker 9: Brook Your category for Alexis is Alexis's other favorite white powder.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to take that is white chocolate mocha

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Speaker 4: The sugar powdered doughnuts that could be.

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Speaker 6: I think it's crystal math that she has so much energy.

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Speaker 4: We should ask Alexis she would know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, there's a lot of powders apparently that we

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Speaker 9: Let's go betting on Alexis. Here's your question. It's widely

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Speaker 9: accepted by researchers and scientists that no two snowflakes are alike.

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Speaker 9: But that's not totally true. Actually, every single snowflake that

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Speaker 2: Star one, two, three, four, five? What wait, won two

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Speaker 9: She got before she was doing stuff.

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Speaker 4: A star in the air kept drawing five point stars.

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Speaker 9: That's six. The way those six points connect is how

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Speaker 9: all the snowflakes look different.

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Speaker 3: It's like the Star of David has six points in

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Speaker 3: the Joe Star.

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Speaker 4: No silence.

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Speaker 2: Crickets from the Road, much more accurate.

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Speaker 9: Brook, you bet on Alexis. She got it wrong, getting

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Speaker 9: shocked today. Let's move on to Jeffrey. Jeff your category

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Speaker 9: is popular Christmas songs about weather forecasts.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, I know a couple two immediate.

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Speaker 4: This is hard, is it.

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Speaker 1: She's proven in this that she actually knows quite a

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Speaker 1: few song lyrics for these things, right.

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Speaker 3: But her knowledge kind of plateaued out after first grade.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say her weather forecast knowledge from Christmas music.

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Speaker 4: Is not quite up to snuff.

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Speaker 4: She's getting it wrong.

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Speaker 2: Another one.

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Speaker 9: It took a while, but Jeffrey is voting against Alexis again.

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Speaker 9: Here's your question. According to the famous holiday song Rudolph

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Speaker 9: the sleigh because of a certain type of bad weather.

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Speaker 10: What was it that's really the sleigh because of us?

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Speaker 2: So I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Sorry, that's incorrect. Looking for FuG It was like blizzard.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a good question.

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Speaker 2: Foggy night man. They're just using Rudolph for that red nose.

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Speaker 9: Not only was it a good question, Jeffrey, you made

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Speaker 9: a good bet betting against Alexis, so you're safe today.

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Speaker 4: Good work, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Finally, let's move on to Jose. Jose, your category is

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Speaker 9: the science behind extreme winter weather phenomenon in the twenty

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Speaker 6: Hold on weirdly because of this game.

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Speaker 8: My instinct is to support her on this because she

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Speaker 8: knows like the smartest things ever that I would never know.

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Speaker 8: She has memorized from college. I think she's gonna get

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Speaker 9: Jose's betting on Alexis. Here's your question. Sometimes during particularly

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Speaker 9: bad winter storms, you'll hear meteorologists on TV use the

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Speaker 9: term polar vortex to describe what's going on. So Alexis,

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Speaker 9: a polar vortex is.

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Speaker 5: It's about the.

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Speaker 11: North Pool expand And then I said's cold herself, fridgid temperatures.

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Speaker 9: That is absolutely I am. Yeah, that's like verbatim what

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Speaker 9: I have down. That's incredible.

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Speaker 6: Word meteorology told you.

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Speaker 9: Guys, jose you bet On, Alexis, Yes, I did. You

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Speaker 9: got it right, jeff Bettagainster got it right. Brook's the

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Speaker 9: only one that got it wrong. She'll be getting shocked.

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Speaker 9: And that was three and a half seconds with all exis, Yes, do.

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Speaker 2: That, but you didn't know mine.

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Speaker 3: It was a very educational edition of the shock was

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Speaker 3: and Brooke is going to be taking the shock while

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Speaker 3: singing it's the most wonderful time.

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Speaker 4: Of the year.

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Speaker 2: It's the most wonderful time day of the year.

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Speaker 1: Why brock with the kids jingle bellying and everyone telling

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Speaker 1: you be of good check.

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Speaker 4: I know that's your shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 5: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: For almost any entertainer out there, the ultimate dream is

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Speaker 3: getting your own Netflix special.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and.

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Speaker 8: I'm so happy they're streaming services because now i want

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Speaker 8: to get on Disney Plus.

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Speaker 3: I want to get on And I'm not talking about

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Speaker 3: like the OJ kind of Netflix.

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Speaker 6: Yeah no, no.

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Speaker 4: No no, I'm talking about like a sold out concert entertainment.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was talking about comedy.

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Speaker 2: Shit, there really is such a thing as bad press

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Speaker 2: takes a while.

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Speaker 4: It'll catch up to you.

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Speaker 12: Well.

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Speaker 3: For one guy on the phone with us today, he

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Speaker 3: believes he's close to achieving that lofty goal along with

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Speaker 4: In international fame. Just one problem.

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Speaker 3: He's lied and cheated all along the way. Those aren't

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Speaker 4: As long as we disguise his voice and change his name.

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Speaker 2: Of course, what a hero.

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Speaker 12: You will not.

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Speaker 3: Believe what this guy did. He's gonna tell us in

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Speaker 3: a mass speaker You hear.

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Speaker 12: Me confession I can't take back Earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Speaker got a text into seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 3: that says, I confess to sins. I haven't committed because

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Speaker 3: let's say an interesting strategy would not recommend, especially if

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Speaker 3: the cops want to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no evidence yet, Jeffrey, and it certainly wouldn't work.

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Speaker 3: For this segment where listeners tell us about the guilty

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Speaker 3: things that they've done in their past, one of our

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Speaker 3: listeners is ready to unload some of his sins on us.

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Speaker 3: He's using the fake name Diego, So Diego, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the Circle of Sin.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, you, oh my god, you immediately get the

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Speaker 1: award for best fake name out there.

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Speaker 2: People always call it like I'm Ben.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what, well, Diego, our voice changer is on.

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Speaker 3: You're now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: What's your confession?

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Speaker 12: Well, I gotta say first and foremost, I'm pretty pretty

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Speaker 12: proud of this confession.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, do you want us to turn the voice

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Speaker 4: You want to tell everybody say what your real name is?

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Speaker 12: No, No, we're staying master. So I'm a stand up comedian.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you just don't want people to come to

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Speaker 2: your shows? Is that why you're staying anonymous?

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Speaker 12: No? No, no. So basically, like I started doing this

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Speaker 12: five years ago, I wasn't so good at first.

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Speaker 2: I don't think anybody is right. That's the process I've been.

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Speaker 12: So so you know, I was bombing a lot and

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm sorry for laughing, because a lot of comics

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Speaker 6: People are like, wait a minute, that's not your joke.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean Jose's been there.

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Speaker 6: Trust I opened for Carlosman. C I ever thought I

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do you have you gotten caught?

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Speaker 12: No, because no one ever heard these jokes before. I'm

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Speaker 6: You like open mics and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Now, Oh you're successful? What does that mean?

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Speaker 6: Oh man, that's good for you.

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Speaker 8: But wow, I know other comics that do this too,

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Speaker 12: I don't pay for it because it's simple. I'm cheap.

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Speaker 4: I'm really proud.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Netflix for a wow.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, do you feel like you don't feel bad?

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Speaker 12: Are you kidding me? I'm pulling like eight nines and

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Speaker 2: Comedian he's about I thought people are scoring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's worked out well for Jose.

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Speaker 8: They kiss me, then they don't call me back, and

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Speaker 8: I have an important question. What happens when finally someone

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Speaker 6: I was at open mic. He was there too, and

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Speaker 6: I swear I have it.

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Speaker 12: It's on tape.

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Speaker 6: What happens if you get called out and.

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Speaker 12: I and I don know?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know if you're not smart enough

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Speaker 4: Away with it.

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Speaker 6: I don't remember ever going to an Open Mind.

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Speaker 12: Special.

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Speaker 1: I have a feeling you haven't stolen any jokes from

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Speaker 12: No? Certainly not? Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, good.

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Speaker 2: For you, No, no, not for you. That sucks, man, Bruk.

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Speaker 3: You're just jealous because he's gotten more successful than you

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Speaker 3: somehow system and you want to cut corners just like him.

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Speaker 2: But he's cheating other struggling comments. That's what sucks. It's

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Speaker 1: He's like stealing off the backs of people can barely

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Speaker 12: Going back from him, I mean, I was question, is

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Speaker 12: this The mass speaker of the brook complains hour, I

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Speaker 2: Stole that joke from Jeffrey.

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Speaker 12: No, I didn't know. I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Alright, Well, you keep doing you, Bud. Good luck hopefully

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Speaker 4: don't get caught out there, and I don't know if.

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Speaker 6: He's gonna get caught in the karma get some.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 3: The text in a seventy five nine too, if you

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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 3: hide your identity by masking your voice and you can

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Speaker 3: be on the next mass speaker phone taps coming up next.

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Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: The countdown continues with the number four phone tap of

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Speaker 3: the year in our top ten phone Taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 4: And this was definitely one of my personal favorites.

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Speaker 3: Okay, where Jose poses as a new hire at one

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Speaker 3: of those doggy hotels and he calls the owner about

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Speaker 3: name is Muso, short for Mussolini. The entire staff has

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Speaker 3: It's your number four phone tap of the year right now, is.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey's ten phones? That'ster Christmas before?

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Speaker 13: Uh, Hello, Hi is this David? Yeah, this is David.

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Speaker 12: Who is this?

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Speaker 8: Are you the manager of Canine Hotels.

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Speaker 13: Yes, I am the manager of Canine Cochel.

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Speaker 6: You sound sleepy.

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Speaker 13: I am sleepy at six a m. Who is this?

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Speaker 12: Hi?

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Speaker 6: My name is Xander. I'm a new hire.

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Speaker 13: Here, Xander.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'm doing the overnight shift because Clinton had to cancel,

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Speaker 8: so they had me come in and this is my

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Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, can this wait until Amy gets there at seven?

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Speaker 8: I don't know her, I'm knew, but I was curious

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Speaker 13: You should really talk to Amy. I mean she must

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Speaker 6: You know Muso. I think Mussolini.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he's a Doberman, right he is.

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Speaker 6: Yes, he seems like a sweet heart.

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Speaker 12: No, he's not.

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Speaker 13: He's the opposite of that. What what do you mean

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Speaker 13: Russo is not a sweetie? Do not let him near

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Speaker 13: any of the other dogs. I sent out email yesterre.

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Speaker 8: Why I already took him out and he's fine.

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Speaker 6: You did what I put him in the room in

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Speaker 13: No you did, Yeah I did.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're straight up. He's really cute.

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Speaker 8: Now I could get him out. I dip my finger

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Speaker 8: in peanut butter. They'll lick it off and be a

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Speaker 13: Don't do that either. I keep your fingers.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go inside. Hold on, I got Piana butter.

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Speaker 6: So you that peanut butter boy.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, don't don't put but don't do that.

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Speaker 6: Oh Moosoh big.

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Speaker 8: You're so excited.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, big tea, get the dog out of there.

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Speaker 13: What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Get the dog out of your butter on your tongue.

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Speaker 6: You dug peanut butter off my feet?

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, that's not terrible?

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Speaker 6: Big down Mooso?

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Speaker 13: So what's going on?

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Speaker 6: I had to leave? Sorry, I had to leave the room.

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Speaker 6: He was too excited.

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Speaker 13: He was excited. He was about to kill you.

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Speaker 6: No, he just likes peanut butter.

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Speaker 8: He got really excited and wanted to lick it off

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Speaker 13: That's not what's happening there. I'm telling you that have

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Speaker 8: I had a dog once when I was little other

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Speaker 13: This is no teacup. The owners told me that dog

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Speaker 13: is extremely aggressive. You need to follow my direction.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go back in. I'm gonna prove you wrong.

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Speaker 12: You're not.

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Speaker 13: You're not gonna prove me wrong. Get out of the room.

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Speaker 13: He hes trying to kill you.

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Speaker 6: Come and lick the peanut butter.

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Speaker 13: He's not peaku thender, he's not teaco.

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Speaker 6: Oh your breath is warm. You don't huppy bread.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, can't out up the room. Listen to me.

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Speaker 6: I'm only five feet away from it. He's trying to

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Speaker 13: Did you call someone else? I'm i gotta get someone

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Speaker 13: else there.

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Speaker 6: We were playing tag. He tried to jump on me,

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Speaker 6: but I got away.

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Speaker 13: There's something significantly wrong with you.

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Speaker 8: Oh, there is something wrong with me. It's because I

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Speaker 8: and I put my fingers in Jeffrey's mouth every day

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Speaker 8: and he looks it like that.

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Speaker 6: He growls him. You too, oh, Jeffrey. Oh, I'm trying

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Speaker 6: to do a phone.

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Speaker 13: Tap in here, So you're not. You don't work for me,

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Speaker 13: and there's no doc attack.

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Speaker 6: I don't do my job. But you're right, Yes, I

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Speaker 6: do not work for you. I work for a radio station.

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Speaker 4: And this is a phone tap damn.

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Speaker 13: I mean, I guess I'm believed. Yeah, you're not being

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Speaker 13: to death.

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Speaker 6: No, your employee Amy set you up.

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Speaker 8: She said, you're a little stress right now because you

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's been crazy for all I know. Xander was

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Speaker 6: Well, I can be if you'll let me apply.

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Speaker 8: But I got peanut butter all over my fingies right now.

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Speaker 13: We're pretty desperate for employees, but I think we're still

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Speaker 13: going to pass on Xander.

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Speaker 5: So wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 5: on the twenties, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: If you ever do something really memorable, like it could

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Speaker 3: be something really great or really embarrassing, or just consistent

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Speaker 3: for a long time, you might eventually earn yourself a nickname.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, like me.

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Speaker 3: I've been known around here as generous jeff You guys.

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Speaker 4: Know that about me. I'm a massive giver.

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Speaker 2: You don't even pay me back after lunch.

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Speaker 3: That's not the type of generosity. That's not the type

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Speaker 3: of giving that I dare. But I get to a fault.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes the name that you get isn't so flattering. No,

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Speaker 3: and that's why one of our listeners needs help today

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Speaker 3: because a nickname that he earned back in college is

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Speaker 3: coming back to haunt him now and it's going to

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Speaker 3: freak his girlfriend out when she discovers it. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: we do your awkward Tuesday phone call that's coming up.

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Speaker 5: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call you. I'd ask Brooke what

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Speaker 4: Don't think we really want to go there.

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Speaker 3: We don't want the audience to get completely grossed out

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Speaker 4: to alexis about her. Okay, now, Actually.

452
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 7: What.

453
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 3: I feel like it might be more horrible than we

454
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 3: realize it is.

455
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 4: That probably sounds like a bad idea too.

456
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: I can go if you want.

457
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 4: Actually, Jose, Jose didn't really go to college.

458
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 6: I did community college for like.

459
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 3: A quarter's admirable half.

460
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just more interesting that we talked to.

461
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 3: The guy that we have on the phone today about

462
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 3: his college experience.

463
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 4: His name is Gary, and apparently he needs our help. Gary.

464
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 4: What's that man?

465
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 7: Hey, how you guys doing it?

466
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: Took a long time for us to get to you.

467
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 13: There.

468
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: Gary is a long trip down memory lane over there.

469
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so tell us about why you emailed the show today.

470
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 4: What's going on?

471
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 7: Well, I need to disclose some information with my girlfriend.

472
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 2: Oh this sounds juicy. I like this already.

473
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not going to be easy.

474
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 4: And how does college come into play?

475
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 7: Okay, so I got like college green union coming up.

476
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, cool, and all.

477
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 7: My buddies we're all meeting up and we have a

478
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 7: group check going and you know, everyone's real excited about it.

479
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 7: And I've been dating this girl now y are for

480
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 7: like seven months.

481
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 2: Okay, she wants to go Did she go to your college?

482
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 7: No, she's from a different college that.

483
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 3: You're allowed to bring like your significant that alumni, whatever

484
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 3: you're doing.

485
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 4: Check your school a college. So what's the issue.

486
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 7: So she doesn't really know about my college days and

487
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 7: some of the antics that I used to get involved with.

488
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 7: And I have a feeling, in fact, I know for

489
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 7: I know for a fact, some of those stories are

490
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 7: going to come up and and it's gonna be a

491
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,959
Speaker 7: little embarrassing, and I'm afraid that she's gonna get turned

492
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 7: off by.

493
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 4: Buy some of the stuff from your past.

494
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, they used to call me garbage Gary.

495
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 6: No matter what you say, I'm not gonna why why

496
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 6: did I call you that?

497
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 7: So when I would partake in the alcohol back then,

498
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 7: I guess this other guy would kind of come out

499
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 7: and this guy would eat garbage out of the trash.

500
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: Garbage out of the traddles.

501
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would just eat whatever I would.

502
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 6: You know, Bro, I didn't know this.

503
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 11: Beyond frat boys, some Roman candles in the dorms.

504
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that big of a deal. The

505
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: only one.

506
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 4: Brookiat stuff off of the literal roads.

507
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 1: You ate some pizza they got thrown away in the garbage,

508
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: and you got a nickname for it.

509
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 4: But Brook, it's a little bit different.

510
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 3: When you're hanging out with your friends, you could see

511
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 3: garbage Gary as kind of a funny memory. But introducing

512
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,719
Speaker 3: that to your girlfriend that could be something that's a

513
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 3: hard conversation to have.

514
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 12: Yeah.

515
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 7: I mean, it's not like I'm going to bring it

516
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 7: up at the party, But I know for a fact,

517
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 7: as soon as I show up, all my friends are

518
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 7: gonna start doing the.

519
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: Chance there's chance to go with garbage Gary. Is it

520
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: they just chant your name or.

521
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 7: Something beep, like a garbage truck in the birse.

522
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 4: That's how you know garbage Gary's arrived.

523
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 8: Get the garbage, take the lid off the trash.

524
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, they go garbage Gary, and.

525
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 2: Then you have to eat out of the garbage when

526
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: they chant.

527
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 7: I had to. I mean I was like, you know,

528
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 7: I had to do it. I drink spoiled milk.

529
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 4: Oh again, like cool?

530
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 6: What I don't.

531
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 2: I mean it's funny, like it's it's gross. But is

532
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 2: it something you still do?

533
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 7: No? No, I'm not that guy anymore.

534
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 13: I'm matured.

535
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 6: You're recycled Gary.

536
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 12: Now.

537
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: I mean she could be impressed that she's with a legend.

538
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you definitely have your reputation.

539
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: My friend.

540
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think she's going to see it that way.

541
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 7: I mean she's all smart, Okay.

542
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: She's classy.

543
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 6: She's not gonna I love garbage.

544
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 7: Yeah.

545
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 4: Well, if you're not worried about it, why don't you

546
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 4: just not go?

547
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,199
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, you know, I'm definitely gonna go. I

548
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 7: have to go. I'm obligated to go. But you know,

549
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 7: I just want to figure out how to give my

550
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 7: girlfriend a heads up to prepare her for Oh.

551
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: I thought we were calling to like convince her not

552
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: to go at all. So you just want to be honest,

553
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: so she comes prepared for garbage Gary.

554
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,959
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm just playing it out. You know,

555
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 7: in the future at my wedding, guys are probably gonna

556
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 7: be doing the beat beach down.

557
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 6: Dance.

558
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 4: It sounds kind of good to me.

559
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 2: Now, No, no, you want to go to that wedding.

560
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 3: I do, obviously we want to help you out, man,

561
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: But at the same time, I do know that we

562
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 3: all want to party with garbage Gary at some point

563
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 3: when this is all over.

564
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 7: No, agree, garbage Gary is dead. I do not want to.

565
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 4: Oh, come on now, garbage Gary.

566
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Joe.

567
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: He's very deep down in there in the landfill of

568
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: your heart.

569
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 4: Let's play a song. We're gonna come back.

570
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 3: We'll think of some advice to give you, and then

571
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 3: we'll let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to

572
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 3: your girlfriend and let her know about college.

573
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 7: Garbage Gary, I mean, I hope you guys are joking.

574
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 7: Please don't do the beat beep thing to her.

575
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 6: It's hard to do it a lot.

576
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, now, let's do it. We'll see what happens.

577
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 4: We'll be back by.

578
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's awkward Tuesday phone call. It's not very

579
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 3: often that we get an infamous celebrity on the show,

580
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 3: but today.

581
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 4: We're talking to the one and only.

582
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 6: Garbage Gar.

583
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 2: I love the sound effect.

584
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in that nickname back in college doing some

585
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 3: pretty crazy things during party nights. Oh boy, that's his

586
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: classic sound that you know, Garbage Gary's in town.

587
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 2: Backing up Garbage Gary.

588
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 6: I always got in the garbage right now, listen to

589
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 6: that sound.

590
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: He drank weird stuff, eight things out of the literal

591
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 3: trash can when he would drink. And now he's supposed

592
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: to bring his girlfriend to an alumni weekend at is College,

593
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,959
Speaker 3: and he's worried that some of his old buddies are

594
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: going to introduce her to Garbage Gary and that's going

595
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 3: to be such a.

596
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 4: Huge shock and a huge turn off that it'll end

597
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 4: their relationship. So he wants to just get.

598
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 3: Ahead of it, call her now and tell her before

599
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 3: they even go. And he's looking for some advice. Brooke,

600
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 3: what do you think?

601
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 12: So?

602
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: I think that you just need to lead with what

603
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: type of person you are now okay, and remind her

604
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: how much people can grow and mature. Just so that

605
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: she remembers that garbage Gary isn't the person she's with now.

606
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: It's just who you used to be in your past

607
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: when you finally do tell her about him.

608
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 12: Got it, Got it, that's a good idea.

609
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying, Brooks.

610
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 12: So not.

611
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: He's not the fun life of the party guy anymore.

612
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: He's just boring, average staple guy.

613
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 7: Gary.

614
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely nothing interesting.

615
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: About it, I mean kind of Yeah, all right, that's that's.

616
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 4: A good strategy.

617
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 6: I have a question for you, Gary, Does she have

618
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 6: a good sense of humor or? Is she like a

619
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 6: very serious person?

620
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 7: She's kind of serious. She doesn't really like the party.

621
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 8: I was hoping you were going to say the other

622
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, she's serious. You're in trouble, but

623
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 8: maybe she has a good sense of humor. Then she'll

624
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 8: see the lighter side of it.

625
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 6: Way to help him, now, I got nothing for her.

626
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 2: Didn't help.

627
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 4: That's all we can really do for garbage Gary.

628
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 7: So my name is Gary. You don't have to keep

629
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 7: calling me garbage Jerry okay.

630
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 5: Anymore.

631
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: It's kind of endearing too, But you know, this is

632
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 3: your awkward us.

633
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 4: That wasn't a sound. That was a real garbage truck outside. Yeah,

634
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 4: it's time.

635
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm gonna dial your girlfriend's phone number right

636
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 3: now and let you call Yara and tell her what

637
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: you gotta tell her.

638
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 4: You ready, man?

639
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm ready. I'm just gonna listen to Brooks advice

640
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 7: and you know, keep the current, tell her about you

641
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 7: know the new mee?

642
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 13: Yeah?

643
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 4: All right, man, Well, good luck, we're here for you.

644
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 4: I'm dialing your number right now.

645
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 5: Hello.

646
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 7: Hey, how's it going?

647
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 10: Oh Hi, I didn't even tell this to you.

648
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 7: What number is this? I'm calling you from a different

649
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 7: phone number.

650
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 10: Oh okay, what's uh?

651
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 7: What's what's going on?

652
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 12: Uh?

653
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 13: So? Uh?

654
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 7: I got it. I got an awkward conversation that I

655
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 7: need to have with you. I don't know you like me?

656
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 12: Right?

657
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 7: You're with me?

658
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 13: Right?

659
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 7: I'm all right?

660
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 13: You like me?

661
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, i'd say I like you? Like what's going on?

662
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 7: I like you? You like me? You know, we're all

663
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 7: getting along.

664
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 13: I'm not I'm not a dirty person.

665
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 7: I'm not a I have good cleaning habits, my high

666
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 7: I brush my teeth twice a day. What are you

667
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 7: going on right now? You sound really nervous?

668
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 13: Oh?

669
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 7: Well, I you know, I just wanna I just want

670
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 7: to talk about Uh are you?

671
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 12: Where are you?

672
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 7: I'm out of place. That's not my normal place.

673
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 10: Really, you're being really weird. What's going on?

674
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 7: Okay? So you know how we have the alumni thing

675
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 7: coming up right?

676
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 10: Oh yeah for your school?

677
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 7: Yeah right, right right? And uh and you know they're

678
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 7: gonna be meeting a few of my friends who've known

679
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 7: me from the past, and uh, they were they knew

680
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 7: me as a different fella than I am now. But

681
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 7: you also, you also are gonna meet uh.

682
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 10: Are you next to like a recycling please?

683
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's some jerk off backing up a truck next

684
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 7: to me.

685
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 10: All right, yeah, I know I can hardly hear you.

686
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 7: Okay, go ahead, what do you Yeah? Yeah, let me

687
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 7: yell at this garbage man real quick. One second. Guys,

688
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 7: please stop with the beefing or distracting it. Uh wow,

689
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 7: you just to the garbage cause yeah, yeah yeah. Anyway, yeah,

690
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 7: So anyway, I got a I got a friend of mine.

691
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 7: He got a funny nickname. They call him garbage Gary.

692
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 10: Now that sounds bad, right, Yeah, I would not want

693
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 10: that name, would it.

694
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 11: No?

695
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 7: No, that's not a good name. Right, But anyway, he's

696
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 7: a good guy. But back in the day. He was

697
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 7: not a you know, the cleanest of habits.

698
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 10: Like what what?

699
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 7: Okay? He would eat garbage. I mean you know that's

700
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 7: why he does have that nickname. He would grant you garbage.

701
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 7: I mean why they call himage.

702
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 10: Yeah wait, Gary, he would eat like literal garbage.

703
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 7: Yes, he would eat garbage. But you know that was

704
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 7: just one of the things he would do. He's also

705
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 7: really good one yes, one time he got maybe once

706
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 7: or twice, maybe three four. A few times he would

707
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 7: get drunken. He would eat out of a dumpster.

708
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 10: Yet he would a dump Did you just say that

709
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 10: happened more than one time?

710
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 13: I regularly eight out of the garbage.

711
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 4: I'm going to break the awkward.

712
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 7: But what's going on right now?

713
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we need to stop this conversation.

714
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 5: Who the hell is there?

715
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 4: You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey

716
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 4: in the morning.

717
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 6: We're the garbage man.

718
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 13: What you guys are the garbage What the hell?

719
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 4: Second, we're friends of the garbage man.

720
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 5: None of this is making any sense.

721
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 10: Can you seriously explain this to me because.

722
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 7: This is so confusing. Okay, you're on a radio show

723
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 7: and I were trying to figure out how to tell

724
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 7: you that. Okay, I'm garbage.

725
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 3: Carry well, I think you did a really good job

726
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: of hiding it there.

727
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I like you and you like me,

728
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 4: and we like each other.

729
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 10: I mean, I was you said his name was Gary,

730
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 10: and you're you're getting very nervous, so I was a

731
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 10: little worried that.

732
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: It is you.

733
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 7: I didn't even think about that. Of course you put

734
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 7: that together.

735
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean, yeah, he's really funny your boyfriend.

736
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 10: No, I know, But but Gary, do you eat like

737
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 10: you eat out of the garbage?

738
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 7: No, not anymore.

739
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 12: I did.

740
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 7: I used to, you know, it was in college. And

741
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 7: that's you know, that's why I want to tell you,

742
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 7: because we're going back to me my old friends, and

743
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 7: they're going to be making the beeping sound at me.

744
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why.

745
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 3: That's that's why he asked us to be in on

746
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: this call with him, because he was nervous that you

747
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 3: might react kind of weird to learning that sort of

748
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 3: information from his past.

749
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 10: Gary, this is like very weird to me. I like,

750
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 10: I'm just like picturing your mouth with like garbage in it,

751
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 10: and it's like roasting me. It's like roasting me out

752
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, but it's it's.

753
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 2: Just wow as well.

754
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 6: That's a good way.

755
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I get it. I know now garbage

756
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 7: is bad and gross. I know that now.

757
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 11: You know.

758
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 7: I'm I'm mature. I'm mature, and I know garbage is

759
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 7: bad now. But you know, back then, listen, I'm sure

760
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 7: you've had uh, you know, some wild times back in college.

761
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, I did. I mean, we we all did.

762
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 10: It's it's true. I mean, I think heat out of

763
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 10: a garb nickname or something like that.

764
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 4: Did you drink out of the toilet ever? One time?

765
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 10: When you were definitely never done that?

766
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 7: But I did have a nickname I did?

767
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh you did? Oh that's interesting.

768
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 1: I mean you have to, you know, be pretty wild

769
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: to get a nickname in college.

770
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 10: I mean it was hot tub.

771
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 6: No, I know why that's I mean, let me get

772
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 6: you joy.

773
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 10: I mean, it just it kind of just turned out.

774
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 10: I don't even know.

775
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 13: How, but turned out.

776
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 7: So you don't know, you don't know how you got

777
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 7: the name. I mean, I can guess how you got

778
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 7: that name.

779
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 13: Behind them?

780
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 7: Do you like to go into hot tubs?

781
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 11: Right?

782
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's let's just go with that.

783
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, it's exactly it hot, That's exactly it.

784
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 3: But the whole point is that you both have moved

785
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: on from those college days. Gary no longer eats out

786
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 3: of the garbage, and Yara you no longer do whatever

787
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 3: you did in those hot tubs.

788
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 12: Right.

789
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 10: Yeah, I haven't been in hot tub in quite a while.

790
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 7: I could say that.

791
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: It's not like you guys are destined to be together.

792
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: I mean, are there be.

793
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 6: Eating garbage in a hot tub.

794
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 3: I think when you go back to college you bring

795
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 3: back both of your old drunken personalities. I think garbage

796
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 3: Gary has to meet hot tub Yara is the.

797
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 6: Back of the frats and stuff.

798
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 7: Bro.

799
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 10: I think hots of Yara is a little more inviting

800
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 10: than garbage Garry.

801
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: So you're good with garbage, Gary, right, Yara?

802
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 10: Gary, It's okay as long as like that's not something

803
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 10: you're like still doing in your spare time. And like

804
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 10: even if we go and like they're they're daring, you

805
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 10: were asking me to do stuff like that, you would

806
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 10: never do it.

807
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 7: Promise that I will never eat garbage ever again, on

808
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 7: the condition that I learned more about you want to.

809
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 2: That's fair, dude, I'm gonna say.

810
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 10: But do you really want to? Gary?

811
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

812
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 4: You ever had one of those days?

813
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 12: Oh?

814
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, every day?

815
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 9: Yes, you do.

816
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 4: Well, it happened to me this morning.

817
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 2: Okay, what happened?

818
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: It all started when I was eating breakfast in bed

819
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 3: and spilled my organic farm to table syrup on my

820
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 3: hand woven Nigerian silk bed sheets.

821
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 8: Now to clarify, it was just a single drop, and

822
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 8: I technically didn't do it.

823
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 3: My made Lucy was hand feeding met every day. Her

824
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 3: seventy year old hands weren't holding the spoon steady enough

825
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: for me.

826
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 4: Come on, Lucy, your banana in the morning. But I

827
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 4: witnessed it, and when I saw it, day ruined.

828
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: Must be hard for you still now you're.

829
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 4: Just stewing about what could have should have? Yeah, so

830
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 4: just know that I'm at my breaking point.

831
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 5: That's right.

832
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 4: I desperately need some cares in the house. When we

833
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 4: do a brand new care or don't care, I'm gonna

834
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 4: break you.

835
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 2: Don't care if we may push you over the edge.

836
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 7: Please don't.

837
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it coming up, did you guys hear

838
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: at the end of this year, our boss is going

839
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 3: to fire the employee with the worst posture.

840
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 6: Oh really?

841
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: You decide if I want to slouch or something.

842
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 5: I know.

843
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 4: I have a hunch that might be me.

844
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 3: So everybody heads up backstraight wide open for a brand

845
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 3: new edition of Care don't Care. Let's get right into

846
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 3: your first headline. The craziest thing anyone's ever snuck through

847
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 3: t s A and now it's all over TikTok. There's

848
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 3: a guy on TikTok with the user named barfly seven

849
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 3: seven seven seven.

850
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 2: It sounds reliable, and he is.

851
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 3: Actually pretty popular because he does all these videos where

852
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: he cooks elaborate meals inside of dingy hotel bathrooms.

853
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 6: Gross.

854
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 3: But he will literally make a pizza from scratch on

855
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 3: the bathroom counter or cook up a French onion soup

856
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 3: in there.

857
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 8: I know, I know this guy, and I know what's coming,

858
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 8: and this is gross.

859
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 3: Look, he just had a quote terrible idea like cooking

860
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 3: a lasagna over the toilet.

861
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 4: Wasn't a horrible idea. This was worse.

862
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 3: Because he posted a video where he prepares a bowl

863
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: of garlic shrimp inside of the lavatory of a commercial airplane.

864
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 9: Did he do that?

865
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you could even do that? Is

866
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 2: it rot?

867
00:40:59,080 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 6: Kind of cool?

868
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 4: He said?

869
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 3: He was lucky just to get the stuff past security,

870
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 3: because the items in order to build the heating element

871
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 3: might look like they were a bomb.

872
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: He built a heating element because.

873
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 3: He brought along a couple of six volt batteries. Those

874
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: are like really big ones. Yeah, he wired those to

875
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 3: an immersion beverage heater stop it. And he filled up

876
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 3: the bathroom sink with water. Got it hot enough that

877
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 3: the raw shrimp only needed a couple of minutes in

878
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: there to cook.

879
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 6: Then pink, then actually cook.

880
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 3: He added instant mash to the shrimp water to give

881
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,959
Speaker 3: it extra flavor, and toffed it off with some garlic butter.

882
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 3: Remember this is all happening in the bathroom of the airport.

883
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 2: Blacklist this man. He is on another flight. Did he

884
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 2: eat it? Don't tell me.

885
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 3: Once everything was made, he scoops it out of the

886
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 3: sink into a complimentary barf bag and then walks back

887
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 3: to his seat to enjoy his meal. Disgusting objectively, yes,

888
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 3: but let's give the guy some credit from a guyver

889
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 3: ring like cooking device inside of the lavatory talents for good.

890
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this is evil, this is evil.

891
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 4: I bet it tasted not bad.

892
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 2: That sank has to be the dirtiest thing.

893
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 4: All right, I agree to disagree on that.

894
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: I you're serious, you would eat it.

895
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 3: Let's go to our next headline. Santa's secret workshop upgrade

896
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 3: just made Christmas for the kids even better. The Santa

897
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: might be magic, but he's also practical. That's why Old

898
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: Saint Nick just found a way to harness the power

899
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 3: of AI.

900
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 4: Up at the North Pole.

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00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 3: This year, Santa is using robot elves to write and

902
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: send personal messages to children who made the nice lists. No,

903
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 3: you know, he's doing it with the help of a

904
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 3: company called Handwritten that's written spelled with a Y so

905
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: w R y.

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00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 6: T T e at company.

907
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 3: Because Santa is obviously very busy right now, so this

908
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 3: company offered to help him out to send thousands of

909
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 3: holiday greeting cards out to children all.

910
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Speaker 4: Over the world. And here's how it works.

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00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 3: Parents can go put in a good word for their

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00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 3: kids by going to the website Handwritten by Santa dot com.

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Speaker 3: But after you submit your request on the website, Santa,

914
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 3: along with the help of AI, will make sure all

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00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 3: the good kids know that their notes and their Christmas

916
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 3: wish lists have been received up at the North Pole.

917
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 3: All right, and the holiday cards should arrive peppermint scented,

918
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 3: and they're going to contain a sprinkle of lookalike snowflakes

919
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 3: in there with a return address up to the North Pole.

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00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. My kid's right to Santa every year. Yeah,

921
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 2: and this year my daughter sent her school picture with it.

922
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 3: Why are you opening up your children's mail before.

923
00:43:53,400 --> 00:44:01,959
Speaker 2: Cut the picture out? The committee A fellow who for.

924
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 4: Let's say, if you guys care about this.

925
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 3: Some say Brooks children are destined for this, and no

926
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 3: it's not working for their mom in one of her sweatshops.

927
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 4: Don't care.

928
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 6: I guess I care.

929
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 3: You may have heard the news story about the seventeen

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00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 3: year old boy who just became the youngest ever to

931
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 3: pass the California bar exam.

932
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: Wow crazy.

933
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 3: At age thirteen, he started high school and simultaneously enrolled

934
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 3: in a four year program at Northwestern School of Law.

935
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's gonna burnout by the age of

936
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 2: twenty five. You better be careful.

937
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 3: Hopefully he doesn't end up like this other child prodigy

938
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: who's making news.

939
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 4: His name is Zang Xin Yang.

940
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 3: He entered college at age ten, got his PhD by

941
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 3: the time he was sixteen.

942
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 4: Was considered a national treasure in China.

943
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

944
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 3: Wow, Now he's twenty eight years old, and guess what

945
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 3: he does Absolutely nothing.

946
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: I told you I call it.

947
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 3: Once he got accepted into the Beijing University of Aeronautics,

948
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 3: his parents bought him a one point four million dollar

949
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 3: apartment to live in. But by that point, Zang felt

950
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 3: completely burned out, so he quit his studies and decided

951
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 3: he just wants to take it easy.

952
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,479
Speaker 6: Brook was so right.

953
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: I mean, there's so much pressure just being an honor

954
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: roll student. Can you imagine what Seriously?

955
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 3: According to Yang, he just sits around, watches a lot

956
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 3: of TV, does an odd freelance job here or there.

957
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 4: But that's it.

958
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: Did I say, I'm actually kind of good for him?

959
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: Is that bad?

960
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 5: Like?

961
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 8: I know he's brilliant, but like you know, his freelance

962
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 8: job is still too much I could ever get done

963
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 8: in one.

964
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: Like poor guy didn't get any childhood.

965
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 3: He studied for those fifteen years before they burned out.

966
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 3: It's pretty great, ye. And finally, Jeff's joke of the

967
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 3: day caroen don't care? How do billboards talk to each other?

968
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 3: Sign language?

969
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 4: That was don't care? We got your phones have coming up?

970
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

971
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 3: Down God, we have a new player to win Brookes

972
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 3: Bucks today. Her name is Jess, and she says her

973
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 3: favorite holiday movie is Else for two reasons. One, she says,

974
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 3: because kids can watch it, but it has adult humor

975
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 3: in there. And two, she says, who doesn't love maple

976
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 3: syrup with noodles?

977
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 4: So Jess, welcome to the show.

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00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 5: Jess, ye, thank you.

979
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 11: I'm so excited.

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00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: Have you tried maple syrup with noodles because we did

981
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: last year.

982
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 11: I have tried it. My brother in law is also

983
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 11: a really big elf stand, so he encouraged our entire

984
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 11: family to try it.

985
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: So, yeah, what was your review? Your food review here?

986
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 11: It was pretty sweet. I wouldn't eat it every day,

987
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 11: I know.

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00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, why does it work with pancakes and not noodles?

989
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: They're pretty much the same ingredients, you know, flower water,

990
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: a couple eggs.

991
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 4: The secret is to get really really drunk right before awesome.

992
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 3: Oh kay, Brooke, you can you head out and while

993
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: you leave, we're gonna explain the rules to Jess really quick.

994
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 3: It's thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many

995
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when you can

996
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 3: say past, but you do have to beat Brook out

997
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 3: right to win.

998
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

999
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:22,720
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1000
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 3: Good luck, Jess. Your time starts now. Today is National

1001
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: points Setia Day. How many eyes are in the word

1002
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 3: point setia four? What state slogan is Eureka.

1003
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 7: Oregon.

1004
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 4: Motel is a blend of two words hotel and what else.

1005
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 7: And movable.

1006
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 3: A scientist who studies rocks is called what a geologist?

1007
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 3: What was the forty ninth state to join the union?

1008
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 11: Oh?

1009
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 3: All right, good work, they're Jess, moving pretty quickly. What's

1010
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 3: gonna come back into the studio? And according to my

1011
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: phone screener here, Jess, you have actually a few interesting

1012
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: holiday traditions. Number one is matching Pj's with the entire family.

1013
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 3: Number two is stay out of each other's way.

1014
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 5: Wait and you match?

1015
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 2: Ps we go match over there.

1016
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 11: Okay, No, it's just we have a really big family,

1017
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 11: and so by the time Christmas morning comes around, we've

1018
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 11: done Christmas Eve.

1019
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 6: And because yeah, you do Christmas Eve presents like normal people, right,

1020
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 6: we do.

1021
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 11: It for people who are not in our direct family.

1022
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 11: So we do each other's presence Christmas Morning. Everybody else

1023
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 11: Christmas Eve?

1024
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 3: Cool That's when she locks herself in the bathroom and cries,

1025
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 3: all right.

1026
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: Bro, you're out.

1027
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 12: You ready?

1028
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: Yep, your time starts now. Today is National points SETIA Day.

1029
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 3: How many eyes are in the word points SETI?

1030
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 12: Two?

1031
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 3: What state slogan is Eureka Alaska? Motel is a blend

1032
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 3: of two words hotel and what else?

1033
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 2: Mobile home?

1034
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 4: A scientist who studies rock is called what.

1035
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god pass shoots?

1036
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 4: What was the forty nine state to join the Union?

1037
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 2: Forty nine was Hawaii?

1038
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 3: Eighteenth President Ulysses at H. Grant is on what domination

1039
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 3: of denomination? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not H.

1040
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 4: Grant, it's S.

1041
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 12: It is S.

1042
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: Eighteenth President Ulysses S. Grant is on what denomination of

1043
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: paper currency?

1044
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 2: I feel like Grant's on a five?

1045
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 3: Maybe?

1046
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:32,479
Speaker 12: Wow.

1047
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 3: Brook is only used to really really really big dollar bear,

1048
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 3: so she clearly doesn't know. Isn't there a penny or something?

1049
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboards. Yeah you did with Jose.

1050
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 6: I'm singing, I'm in a store, I'm singing. Anybody can sing. Jess,

1051
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 6: you got one correct today.

1052
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 2: Oh it didn't feel good to me either, Jesse. It's fine.

1053
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 8: And Brook, Yeah you did get one extra question in Yeah.

1054
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 6: Also one.

1055
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 3: Tie does go to the house on these jests, so

1056
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 3: I do apologize. Today is national points Sadia day, How

1057
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: many eyes and points sedia two?

1058
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: Two eyes? That's right, although it can be pronounced with

1059
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 4: just one.

1060
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 6: It sounds eight.

1061
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 3: The state slogan that is Eureka. That's the slogan for California,

1062
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 3: gold Russian.

1063
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm saying a gold rush in Alaska.

1064
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, motel is a blend of two words hotel

1065
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 3: and not mobile home, motor hotel and motor. It's motel.

1066
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 3: The scientist who studies rock is called a geologist.

1067
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 2: God, it couldn't come to me.

1068
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 3: Alaska was the forty ninth state to join the in

1069
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 3: Hawaii was fifty and eighteenth.

1070
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 4: President Ulysses S.

1071
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 3: Grant is on the fifty dollars bill.

1072
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a flick of the.

1073
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 6: Money picking up off the ground.

1074
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: So wow, IM sorry it wasn't quite enough to beat

1075
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 3: Brooke today. But just for playing, you do win a

1076
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 3: four pack of tickets to the Washington State Fair Holiday

1077
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 3: Magic on select days from December first to the twenty third.

1078
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 3: You can immerse yourself in a world of festival delights

1079
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 3: where twinkling lights, the aroma of delicious trees and the

1080
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: sound of laughter fill the year. Celebrate this time of

1081
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 3: year with holiday activities both indoor and outdoor.

1082
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 2: Awesome, thank you, Yeah, have fun in the bathroom by yourself.

1083
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 5: Yes, there you go.

1084
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back to New Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

1085
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.