WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #303

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys Podcast, Slice Reactions.

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<v Speaker 2>This podcast all depends on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Slice Time. It's the Brooklyn Boys Slice Time

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<v Speaker 2>for Brooking Boys Podcast, Episode number three oh three. How's

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<v Speaker 2>it going to do? As we asked a lot of slices? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we asked a lot of questions episode, but guess what

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<v Speaker 2>question necessarily mean? We're gonna get a lot of answers.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope we did. By the way, your microphone sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like crap again? Oh does it?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Timmy again? Not not to the slices. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>you made the claim last week and it sounded like butter. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well it sounds like rancid butter. So all right, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what it sounds like. It sounds like I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe it's not butter. So I think we.

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<v Speaker 5>Asked like five questions last week on like, hey, tell

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<v Speaker 5>us leave your thoughts on whatever, blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And we asked the people who've never left messages before.

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<v Speaker 5>So let's say we have any first time message leavers

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<v Speaker 5>in addition to, of course, our faithful and loyal who

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<v Speaker 5>leave messages every week.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. This is the Companion podcast. This is not the

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<v Speaker 2>episode This is the episode that talks about the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, thanks for listening on my Heart radio. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>who's about to drop your talkbacks on us, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>the only way to leave it talk back. Click on

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone and it's like a modern day voicemail, if

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<v Speaker 2>you will, all right, or a voicemail or just that, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a voice note hit it. Our first caller, Hey.

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<v Speaker 6>Brody and Scary. This is Maddie from Queen's talking about

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<v Speaker 6>your cable boxes. In Queen's I have Spectrum and I

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<v Speaker 6>have zero cable boxes. All of ours are solely through

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<v Speaker 6>Wi Fi, so there are no more cable boxes at

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<v Speaker 6>all anywhere in our home. The only reason why we

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<v Speaker 6>would have a cable box is if we wanted to

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<v Speaker 6>record a show. But being everything is on demand and

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<v Speaker 6>you can watch it literally after it airs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well no, true, that was the end of that one.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, we were talking about routers. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 5>I have to look this up. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 5>message me. But if you have no cable boxes and

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<v Speaker 5>you say it's Wi Fi, I get that, But then

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<v Speaker 5>how do you see what station you're on? There's a

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<v Speaker 5>plug into the TV, in which case it's a hard wire.

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<v Speaker 2>And I got to say, ever since I lost my

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<v Speaker 2>co ax and you're like, who uses coax? Well guess what, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>my internet goes down. Now the fucking boxes go down,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can't watch TV at least with co acts.

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<v Speaker 2>At least with co acts. I never lost my signal,

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<v Speaker 2>but I lost my internet.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 5>I had DirecTV before I sold my house, and every

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<v Speaker 5>time I rained, I would lose my signal.

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<v Speaker 2>But that being said, I have a DVR.

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<v Speaker 5>Old room DVR here because sometimes you just like to

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<v Speaker 5>hit pause on what you're watching, go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 5>come back. Somethings just like to like, oh, I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to record that so I don't forget to watch it

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<v Speaker 5>that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks the recording. Thanks for listening to tech talk.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you're assuming that Reggie is a female.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your name where you're from? Reggie from Queens?

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<v Speaker 7>Seems a little judgmental of you, Okay. They continus him

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<v Speaker 7>that Scary doesn't want to go and visit the pool

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<v Speaker 7>is because many many people use the pool and he's

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<v Speaker 7>so bougie.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't want to use the same pool that other

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<v Speaker 2>people do. It's never stopped me before. Get over it, Scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Some pools all the time I had my own pool.

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<v Speaker 2>I was boosed you liberty in my pool. This guy

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<v Speaker 2>was definitely high or drunk or both, great voiceless when

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<v Speaker 2>he left this This was a one ten a m.

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<v Speaker 2>In the morning talk bout nice, nice, But I appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>it nonetheless in a pooty voicemail. Yeah, it's a poody

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<v Speaker 2>talk back, a drunk a drunken talk back or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he wasn't drunk, but like maybe maybe he was.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they didn't sound drunk to me. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>saying because of the time he left, time of I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it, all signs point to that. All right, Remember

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<v Speaker 2>you're name and where you're from when you call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Was there a Drake song about being drunk and high

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm both right now. I couldn't tell you. Only

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<v Speaker 2>time he tells the truth is when he's drunk or high,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's both right now, something like that. I take

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<v Speaker 2>your word for it. The only time he loves you

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<v Speaker 2>is when he's drunk and high. But that was the weekend. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he only calls you when it's half past five and

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<v Speaker 2>when he's rolling through the hills. The hills have eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I'm getting it right, isn't it. I only

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<v Speaker 2>call you when it's half past five. Oh, the hills

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<v Speaker 2>have eyes. That's the weekend. There's a song about banging

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<v Speaker 2>group and he's at five o'clock in the morning, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's the only time that he calls you his baby.

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<v Speaker 2>How about Blonde who said call me, call me anytime,

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<v Speaker 2>call me, Well, that's desperation or Zebra that said you

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<v Speaker 2>had better not call you lost, you had better not

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<v Speaker 2>call me. It's a great song.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, hey fellas, Then hey from Brooklyn, just wanted

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<v Speaker 8>to say, I'm listening to that guy talk about the

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<v Speaker 8>routers and all this and AT and T and not

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<v Speaker 8>doubting that AT and T might have a good one.

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<v Speaker 8>But he's wrong about the Ethernet cables and everything else.

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<v Speaker 8>Fiber Optic only comes to the to your house. You

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<v Speaker 8>don't run fiber optic in your house. It is Ethernet

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<v Speaker 8>or Wi Fi for that matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you, But uh, I was right.

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<v Speaker 9>Get an all the router. It's the best Messa system

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<v Speaker 9>you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the what wait, hold on, he continues.

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<v Speaker 8>And also about all that the band, the download and

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<v Speaker 8>upload speeds, Yeah, they do matter for the speed of it,

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<v Speaker 8>But a router can only carry so much speed, so

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<v Speaker 8>even if you got a gig, you'll only get in

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<v Speaker 8>like four hundred, depending on the router. But it's more

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<v Speaker 8>about how many things you can do simultaneous. So like

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<v Speaker 8>Scary said, you know, doing the show and then looking

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<v Speaker 8>up a video and then your phone's connected and yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>how many devices are on it?

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<v Speaker 9>All eat away at that one gig.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, But now he's got me questioning if I

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<v Speaker 2>have maximum speed in my house. You're trying to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me that one gig up and down that I'm paying

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<v Speaker 2>for it's not achieving that. I think I ran a

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<v Speaker 2>speed test and I think he's right, and only camera

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<v Speaker 2>to like four hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you tried to ask your own gig? I asked

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<v Speaker 5>my own g Yeah, that's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This

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<v Speaker 10>is Kelsey and Texas Brody. I finally saw the Golden

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<v Speaker 10>Karrack commercial. It is ridiculous and funny, and my family

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<v Speaker 10>and I make fun of it constantly. So the family

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<v Speaker 10>at that table reminds me of my old Spanish professor

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<v Speaker 10>who first, for some reason, decided just because I'm hispanic.

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<v Speaker 10>My last name needed an accent mark and I must

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<v Speaker 10>not know any better. Welp, sorry to disappointer anyway, thanks

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<v Speaker 10>for the recommendation. Love you guys, Carme, Sarah, Yeah, is came.

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<v Speaker 11>And without Scary and Brody Bernie and Scary Scarodi from

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<v Speaker 11>CT Scary. How dare you contemplate that my compliments you

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<v Speaker 11>are AI generated? They come directly from Yon Mowbley's Greaders Guild.

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<v Speaker 11>Remember I've been sent by that chap to enhance Slice's

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<v Speaker 11>experience during Slice Time. Also a special shout out to

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<v Speaker 11>MJ from NJ. I adore how days and bewildered she

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<v Speaker 11>sounds in her talkbacks. Sometimes I wonder if she even

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<v Speaker 11>realizes she's recording. Love you MJ from NJ never stopped

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<v Speaker 11>ever change.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got some great sound on MJ and from

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<v Speaker 2>NJ from the time she called the Big Show and

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<v Speaker 2>yeah you need to bring in I got to bring

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<v Speaker 2>that home and play. It's a six minute l a

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<v Speaker 2>six minute phone call that we have and we put it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was live on the air and it was I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't like to hear it on the next episode. So great.

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<v Speaker 2>She had Elvis me Danielle Gandhi and the entire show

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<v Speaker 2>in stitches. We'll get him.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queen's Here, Brody, you were right.

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<v Speaker 12>I wouldn't be able to kill a squirrel. When I

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<v Speaker 12>take care of my friend's cats or what are her

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<v Speaker 12>plants while she's on vacation, I actually have to feed

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<v Speaker 12>the squirrels in her backyard. She throws peanuts out there

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<v Speaker 12>every day for them to eat, and so when she

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<v Speaker 12>goes away, I have to throw the peanuts out because

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<v Speaker 12>they're used.

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<v Speaker 9>To it.

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<v Speaker 7>The nerve.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, but squirrels are cute as long as they

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<v Speaker 2>don't go when you attic. What was that in reference to?

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<v Speaker 2>That was a conversation we were having about that.

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<v Speaker 5>I told Sparing some page where they were like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>just drowned the thing in a bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the squirrels in her house, sparing some animals and

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<v Speaker 2>killing sparing bees, killing squirrels.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>And actually, when I was in middle school, my science

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<v Speaker 12>teacher found a baby squirrel on the highway that was

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<v Speaker 12>missing a leg and he rescued it. He kept it

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<v Speaker 12>in his classroom as a pet. At one point he

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<v Speaker 12>would keep it in his shirt pocket while he taught

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<v Speaker 12>the class and thirteen year old me thought it was

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<v Speaker 12>absolutely adorable. So yeah, I wouldn't be able to kill

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<v Speaker 12>a squirrel.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh he mean he rescued it and he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>let it die and throw it in Central Park. Huh.

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<v Speaker 13>This is Bryce from Winchester, Illinois.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, on the.

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<v Speaker 9>Squirrel topic, we have a squirrel.

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<v Speaker 13>Season here in wes Central, Illinois.

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<v Speaker 2>Squirrel season. I mean they're basically a tree rat, pretty tasty.

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<v Speaker 2>He's put them on the smoker and have a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>He called it a tree rat. Wait a minute, Wait

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, he says. He says they cooked squirrels. They

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<v Speaker 2>throw him on the grill. I can't with it. I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you he's being serious.

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<v Speaker 5>He's onerent being serious and I'm sure it's fine if

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<v Speaker 5>that's what I just I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do it. What does squirrel taste like? Rodent?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess as a nutty flavor? Hi? When did I

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<v Speaker 2>eat acorn?

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<v Speaker 14>I'm with Brodie. This is Renade from Leancaster. I'm with Brody.

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<v Speaker 9>Scary.

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<v Speaker 14>You need to unfollow Greg Tea's daughters and Scotty Be's daughters, really,

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<v Speaker 14>because if you're looking at him thinking of him that way,

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<v Speaker 14>then you do. Actually, what would be interesting if you

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<v Speaker 14>guys that I don't know if you do, because I'm

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<v Speaker 14>only thirteen minutes in. If you listen, if you would

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<v Speaker 14>call Greg Tea and see what Greg.

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<v Speaker 2>T would say about I wanted to do that.

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<v Speaker 14>Brodie, speaking as a dad.

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<v Speaker 2>And also as a non perv yeah, I think we

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<v Speaker 2>need the Jersey Kid on the next episode just to

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<v Speaker 2>get his reaction. He still has no clue that that

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<v Speaker 2>you're following and googling his daughter in their trapped his

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<v Speaker 2>thirst trapping daughter with posting pics on Instagram. How would

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<v Speaker 2>he not know that he follows it? Doesn't he imagine

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't follow it?

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<v Speaker 15>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>That be even worse.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye.

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<v Speaker 6>This is Gunie from Pennsylvania, so scary.

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<v Speaker 3>The woman that wanted to date up.

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<v Speaker 4>She wanted to d up from what she had been

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<v Speaker 4>dating in the past, not if she was.

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<v Speaker 16>A two and one to date and eat. She wanted

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<v Speaker 16>to date up from maybe maybe what her husband was

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<v Speaker 16>in the past.

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<v Speaker 6>It's place for life bye.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Yeah, she may have meant like as a person,

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<v Speaker 2>a better person, she wanted to date up. You know

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<v Speaker 2>you have tell you that the problem is she was

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<v Speaker 2>looking for years and she still can't find that. She's

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<v Speaker 2>been through a lot of guys to try.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe she's looking for a better guy, can't find it,

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<v Speaker 5>find a better man.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Pearl Jam, I said her first plus, could

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<v Speaker 2>you tell me what album that's on? Ten?

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<v Speaker 17>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, better Man from Pearl Jam is on the same

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<v Speaker 2>album as Corduroy of Vitology. No, it's not Vitology, is

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<v Speaker 2>it versus? It's on What are you trying? It is

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<v Speaker 2>not on ten, it's on verses. No. The Pearl Jam

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<v Speaker 2>song better Man the album starts with even Flow. In

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<v Speaker 2>my head, that's ten. Nope, not ten. All right, you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's on. It's on the same album as Corduroy and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeremy and Jeremy. Jeremy's on the first album, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>even Flow Jeremy. There are ten they're on ten. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>God Live, Black Alive and Black right? Yeah? Great? So,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, better Man was on oh Man. Now you

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<v Speaker 2>know I'm getting old. I don't know which album was? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I said Ytology?

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<v Speaker 18>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>You named every album? You should have definitively you should

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<v Speaker 2>have stopped me. Why would I stop? You said Vitology

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<v Speaker 2>no Versus?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Court go fuck yourself.

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<v Speaker 17>Hey, Shavy from Queens can know another one, but a well,

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<v Speaker 17>who gives a fluck anyway, Brody, we're talking about that

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<v Speaker 17>scambony piece of workout equipment that you saw on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, the shit This commercial.

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<v Speaker 19>I used to see for some exercise stretcher thing, and

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<v Speaker 19>this old guy would say he's seventy five and feels great.

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<v Speaker 19>But then two months later a different commercial for the

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<v Speaker 19>same equipment, and it's the same guy saying he's in

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<v Speaker 19>his eighties. I'm like, well he aged fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's continuity problem. Wait, did we skip over one

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<v Speaker 2>because you made me don't know you had one run

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<v Speaker 2>in the thing with your billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 20>Sixty it's your Brooklyn Bowie, somebody from somewhere over there

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<v Speaker 20>over here. You guys reference a lot of song quotes

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<v Speaker 20>during this episode. Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. You

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<v Speaker 20>did a lot, but you miss one. During the DMV story,

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<v Speaker 20>Brody said, here's the situation, been to every nation. Nobody

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<v Speaker 20>ever made me feel the way that you do, and

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<v Speaker 20>it sounded like Brody was really pissed that he was

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<v Speaker 20>not at the birthday party and Scary Grewell on Biggie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, scary grew up on Nicki minaj All three statements true.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey fellow's Benning from Brooklyn here calling about two things.

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<v Speaker 8>One the thing about greg T's daughter, your uncle Scary.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, since she's little, you got a close relationship

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<v Speaker 8>with them. It's a little bit unless she's like in

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<v Speaker 8>a thong or doing something sexual or something like that.

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<v Speaker 8>But I mean, if it's just a beach picture, she's

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<v Speaker 8>in a bathing suit, or buy a pool if you

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<v Speaker 8>would like your own niece's picture, it's the same freaking thing.

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<v Speaker 9>It's not no big deal. The other thing is about

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<v Speaker 9>the bees.

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<v Speaker 8>And the thing about the bees if it was like

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<v Speaker 8>hornets or yellowjackets or.

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<v Speaker 9>Something like that. It's one thing.

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<v Speaker 8>I know, you say the hunting bees if it killed

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<v Speaker 8>a few hundred, but if everybody kills a few hundred.

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<v Speaker 8>And I can tell you this because my wife has

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<v Speaker 8>a big, beautiful guard and without the bees.

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<v Speaker 9>We try to attract the bees. And those bees don't

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<v Speaker 9>bother you. They don't sting you unless they're threatened or

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<v Speaker 9>anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, buddy, we need them, we do.

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<v Speaker 9>The bees is a big problem with not enough.

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<v Speaker 5>Bees in this Yes, yes, wait, this bar Okay, scary,

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<v Speaker 5>I said this on.

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<v Speaker 9>List episode, that's kind of creepy about killing the squirrels.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, that's that's just wrong. I mean, I mean,

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<v Speaker 8>it's it's any animal. But and I'm not like one

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<v Speaker 8>of these lovers of animals. I kill all kinds of

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<v Speaker 8>bugs and crap like that.

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<v Speaker 9>I hate bugs. But bees we need them. I can

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<v Speaker 9>tell you from the garden. They pollinate.

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<v Speaker 8>If if we don't have bees in the garden, the

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<v Speaker 8>garden doesn't come out.

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<v Speaker 9>It isn't as plentiful as it normally is.

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<v Speaker 2>I love him.

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<v Speaker 5>You tell you why I love him. First of all,

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<v Speaker 5>he sounds exactly like we used to sound back in

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<v Speaker 5>the day and all the people we grew up with.

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<v Speaker 5>But he's like, bees are a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 2>What you can do? You can kill him, You can't

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<v Speaker 2>kill him. You need him, you're pollinate. And still he's right.

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<v Speaker 2>But he sounds like the last guy in the world

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<v Speaker 2>that would say that, like with his voice and his accent,

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<v Speaker 2>right that he would have no interest in it, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I would. Again, I hate the stereotype people.

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<v Speaker 5>He sounds like a kind of guy from our neighbor

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<v Speaker 5>would be like, fuck the bees, get them off my fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on my car.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that he's compassionate and understands nature. But that

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<v Speaker 5>being said, I don't like bees, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know if I would put out a water fountain

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<v Speaker 2>for them and a pond built in my backyard for bees.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to attract the bees, not detract them. I

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<v Speaker 2>always attract bees. Look at me, I'm a sexy bestard

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<v Speaker 2>her as my own babe. I saw that one coming.

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<v Speaker 21>Day from Long Island. Well for you, scary, you probably

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<v Speaker 21>know fifteen days from Long Island, so he called me

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<v Speaker 21>Brown Dave Caribbean, Dave.

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<v Speaker 2>Six foot one day.

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<v Speaker 21>But scary about the Verizon file situation, you still got

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<v Speaker 21>screwed over at the end of the day because even

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<v Speaker 21>though you bought the router outright, it's still not worth it.

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<v Speaker 21>I used to actually work in that industry, and I

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<v Speaker 21>currently have Verisin files right now. I do not pay

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<v Speaker 21>for my equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>It is on.

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<v Speaker 21>Top of that, you can actually take that same exact

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<v Speaker 21>money you paid and bought that router outright and actually

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<v Speaker 21>invest into a way better router for slightly more, if

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<v Speaker 21>not the same price, and that third party router you

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<v Speaker 21>bought will outperform the proprietary router from Verizon really many

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<v Speaker 21>years into the future, because Verizon's products get outdated every

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<v Speaker 21>year or two. But your own third party router is

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<v Speaker 21>built to last several years. My old router lasted me

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<v Speaker 21>eight years before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but according to that last talkbacker earlier in this

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<v Speaker 2>they it doesn't matter because you're not I'm not enjoying

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<v Speaker 2>the one gig uploaded download speed because it's basically right,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't that Isn't that the case? So doesn't does it

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<v Speaker 2>really matter that I have the latest and greatest in routers?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not downloads either way, you're not enjoying your life,

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<v Speaker 2>not the load right, because of the way the connection

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<v Speaker 2>is at the house. Once it gets into your house,

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're in a lesser you're in a lesser connection

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<v Speaker 2>because this is why I understand the fiber optics and

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<v Speaker 2>at the at the base of the building. So now

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<v Speaker 2>you're fucked. So now you yeah, so there really is

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<v Speaker 2>no winning here. No, you can move out of that.

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<v Speaker 22>Dump, yo, Brooklyn boys MJ from MJ. I know I'm

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<v Speaker 22>in the sun again anyway. Yeah, I don't want to kill.

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<v Speaker 6>The bees either.

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<v Speaker 22>They all kind of you know, with the environment. But

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<v Speaker 22>there if they're flying in my face. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 22>I'd be scared. And no, you can't kill the squirrels.

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<v Speaker 6>I left the squirrels.

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<v Speaker 2>Squirrel that is so sad like me.

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<v Speaker 22>Oops?

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<v Speaker 2>Oops? What you got everything in there? You needed to say?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 2>She thinks it wasn't recording hold on fifteen minutes later.

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<v Speaker 22>Okay, part two. Yeah, I would not want to kill

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<v Speaker 22>the squirrels. They are they're good too. They hide the acorns.

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<v Speaker 22>I didn't know what made trees. So as for the bees,

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<v Speaker 22>if they they are good for the environment, but if

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<v Speaker 22>they're a pest in your yard, then I would say

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<v Speaker 22>get rid of this. There are a many of the

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<v Speaker 22>bees that could pollinate and do all the good jobs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 22>and Dora the Explorer fuck door to the explorer, is there.

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<v Speaker 2>A reason behind that? Hold on? Did you leave another one?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the end of her all right, just for

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<v Speaker 2>no apparent reason, an unknown reason. Fuck Dora the Explorer says, MJ.

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<v Speaker 2>The bees do all the jobs. They do all the jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't you know? All right?

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<v Speaker 13>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you could tell. We're in the dog days

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<v Speaker 2>of summer. Brody, Why we're going to commercial now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're already halfway through crazy. Oh that's fine, my boy. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>so far we've gotten time off. That's great, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>But so far we've gotten zero response to any of

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<v Speaker 2>the four questions that we asked. It's like passover with

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<v Speaker 2>the four questions.

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<v Speaker 5>Nobody come on when we say, slices, we need your

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<v Speaker 5>help on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a little help, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I love hey, Brooklyn boy is Maddie from Brooklyn and

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<v Speaker 3>the Bronx. Brody.

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<v Speaker 18>I would never threaten to beat you up. Scary, but

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<v Speaker 18>not my brody win. By the way, I probably could

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<v Speaker 18>beat you up. I was a black belt as a teenager,

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<v Speaker 18>and I switched to the adult class because beating up

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<v Speaker 18>people my age wasn't satisfying enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scary. I might beat you up for that bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just here to exercise. Shut up. You're here to win.

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<v Speaker 2>You're to win. You the woman? Yep, wait, didn't she

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<v Speaker 2>beat that woman in boxing in the in the Olympics,

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't she? She sounded like her really because you heard

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<v Speaker 2>her speak.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so, Brooken boys, is Maddy from Brooklyn and the Bronx. Scary.

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<v Speaker 18>Stop liking pictures of these girls on Instagram. The Big

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<v Speaker 18>Show told you Brodie told you, Slice is going to

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<v Speaker 18>tell you the same thing on follow doesn't really matter

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<v Speaker 18>if it looks weird. Nobody that's a grown up cares.

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<v Speaker 18>You're talking about social media, your rules for gen z.

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<v Speaker 18>You are a whole grown up.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 18>And if that means so much to you and you

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<v Speaker 18>can't handle be life as a grown up, then just

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<v Speaker 18>mute them. You don't have to unfollow them, but certainly

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<v Speaker 18>don't like their stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Mute the account.

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<v Speaker 2>She's definitely giving me Algerian boxer.

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<v Speaker 18>Vibes, the Brooklynis. It's Maddie and Brody Brodie. I'm s

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<v Speaker 18>so disappointed in you. Wait a minute, you just know

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<v Speaker 18>who I am as a person, and I'm sad for that.

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<v Speaker 18>I'm truly sad. I would never hurt an animal. I

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<v Speaker 18>love animals, not the but like, you know, real animals.

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<v Speaker 18>That's disgusting. I could never I like animals so much

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<v Speaker 18>better than people.

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<v Speaker 3>People suck. Animals are great. Now you suck too?

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<v Speaker 2>Bye? Okay, you want to respond to that one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was a joke, a joke because you know

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<v Speaker 5>you're tough on the talk backs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. She you know what, she definitely has characteristics

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<v Speaker 2>of a Jay and Zer. She talks about Gens. She's

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<v Speaker 2>not but not a gen Zer, but I mean she

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<v Speaker 2>definitely has snowflake vibes too. She's very offendive, very offended. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I very would kill an animal. No, I'm apologizing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm apologizing. I shouldn't said. I don't know. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>should take her under advisement not following Gens. But the

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<v Speaker 2>thing is, listen, TikTok, Instagram, social media's for every everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't matter. I don't have to follow. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to live by gen Z's rules that they're

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<v Speaker 2>putting they're putting out there.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean that means you can unfollow her then, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>you should unfollow or just just mute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe I'll just mute.

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<v Speaker 16>Brooklyn Boys. This time is brody. I don't even want

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<v Speaker 16>to say with scary scary okay, Gita's seventeen. I even

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<v Speaker 16>went back to look at Greg T's wife's page to

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<v Speaker 16>verify because I follow her. All right, you need to

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<v Speaker 16>unfollow that Carl real quick, fast, in a hurry, before

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<v Speaker 16>you make a fall like mistake that you cannot unmake.

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<v Speaker 11>Just unfollow quick.

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<v Speaker 2>You're following Greg T's wife who's the stucker? Now she

0:23:14.720 --> 0:23:19.320
<v Speaker 2>doesn't know Greg Rodrigo. That's I'm sorry. I see the

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 2>fact that I don't even know if she's seventeen or eighteen.

0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 2>It shows you that I don't really followed you carefully.

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:26.280
<v Speaker 2>You will know in front of the front of the

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<v Speaker 2>judge how old she is. The people a bunch of

0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:33.520
<v Speaker 2>crap munching. You had a crush on Olivia Rodrigo twenty one,

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:35.919
<v Speaker 2>much ado about now she is much ado about them.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to end that. Look, people are split. Vinnie

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<v Speaker 2>for queens would actually go to go to battle with

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<v Speaker 2>this woman here? I don't think you would.

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<v Speaker 23>Hey, doctor, I'm here. Uh yeah, Back in Arizona, I

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:54.320
<v Speaker 23>would catch the pack rats pretty often, especially when we

0:23:54.359 --> 0:23:58.159
<v Speaker 23>lived out in the desert a little bit more. Yeah,

0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:00.280
<v Speaker 23>you drown them because it's about the most two way

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<v Speaker 23>to get rid of them. If you move them, they

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<v Speaker 23>will starve to death. They don't like being moved, so yeah,

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 23>they go pretty quick. And if you don't get rid

0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 23>of them, able truth true through every wire in your car,

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<v Speaker 23>and then you'll want to kill them less humanely.

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<v Speaker 2>So hey, scary, let me answer your question.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, would you rather starve to death with a chance

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<v Speaker 5>of maybe finding food somewhere, or just have someone drawn.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably starve to death.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think I think I'd like the choice.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're saying there's a chance I might survive the

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<v Speaker 2>whole huge. I don't know if it's humane or not. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna how long I have you dead?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I drowned a scorpion about a month ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and you almost crush that dolphin in Atlantis.

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<v Speaker 2>That means a quick way to go. Yeah, scorpion can

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<v Speaker 2>kill you, though, so you know I'm probably not that one.

0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:58.720
<v Speaker 2>But that's I was giving it the uh, the old

0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:03.240
<v Speaker 2>nineteen sixties Batman treatment, where where it's like drawn out,

0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 2>we're slowly but surely.

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:10.400
<v Speaker 5>Then on Third Street, while you were on a conveyor

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:12.160
<v Speaker 5>belt going towards a saw blade.

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:14.480
<v Speaker 2>The next hour, you'll be dead. I was thinking more

0:25:14.520 --> 0:25:18.400
<v Speaker 2>about the floor is slowly coming out from under us,

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:21.359
<v Speaker 2>and we're about to fall into the hot lava or

0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 2>the thing that's dripping slowly when it fills the hour glass. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>then you'll be dead.

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<v Speaker 6>Scary.

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<v Speaker 24>Why wasn't Brody invited to Elvis's party? How are you

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<v Speaker 24>missing his hinting about that?

0:25:37.359 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't hinting after the fact, and I'm not in

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<v Speaker 2>charge of the guest list.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, hey, guys, what's up.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Lee.

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<v Speaker 25>I just wanted to bring up so Scary had brought

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<v Speaker 25>up the no kill shelter when you guys were talking about.

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<v Speaker 9>Like beads and squirrels and all that.

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<v Speaker 25>So a no kill shelter, unfortunately, is still they can

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<v Speaker 25>use that, but is categorized as a shelter that euthanizes

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<v Speaker 25>ten percent or less of their animals.

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<v Speaker 2>So the more you know, so a no kill shelter

0:26:16.400 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 2>and no kill shelter is still a kill shelter. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like that. What if I get you bought something

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 2>like it no fat and it was like some vetant.

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<v Speaker 26>Brody and Scary Brian from Mickey Mouse Florida first time

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<v Speaker 26>talk back here.

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<v Speaker 6>I wanted to chime in.

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<v Speaker 26>That embarrassing video comment always has me thinking when I

0:26:35.440 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 26>was drunk as could be on my birthday and I

0:26:38.680 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 26>gave my friend who has blonde hair just like my

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 26>now wife a lap dance. All my friends have videos

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 26>of it and they never let me live it down.

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<v Speaker 26>It was quite the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I still have videos somewhere of scary and

0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 5>drag on Fire Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Please God, may that never ever come to light. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to have to find that now.

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<v Speaker 15>Hey, Brooklyn Boys is Caitlin and Mark from Be Sure

0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 15>Parents of Luke episode three or three. We were just

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<v Speaker 15>talking about the whole thing with greg Te's order. Hello,

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<v Speaker 15>All you need to do is silence it. You don't

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.680
<v Speaker 15>necessarily need to follow her if you don't want to

0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:26.199
<v Speaker 15>be like avoiding conflict. All you have to do is silence.

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:28.359
<v Speaker 15>You go in your settings of where you're when you're

0:27:28.400 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 15>following the person and you just click silence or mute right.

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<v Speaker 2>Hide right, and they don't write, and then they never more.

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<v Speaker 2>By bye. You're right.

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<v Speaker 5>I probably can't fake account and then follow her with

0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 5>that account, because that's.

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<v Speaker 2>No. No, that's what you would do.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.880
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I probably should take advantage of features already

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:51.920
<v Speaker 2>given to me that are hiding in plain sight. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you're right. I didn't think of it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 24>So in regards to that place that you stay and

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 24>it shakes, I've never purchased one, but at Lifetime Jim

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:07.439
<v Speaker 24>and Montfeld they do have four of them, and a

0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:10.159
<v Speaker 24>trainer I was working out with would have me do

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 24>it usually before and after the workout, and he didn't

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<v Speaker 24>say anything about it causing you to lose weight, but

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:19.800
<v Speaker 24>it did help to break up scar tissue and make

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 24>you feel a lot looser. Like I have birsideness in

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:29.439
<v Speaker 24>my hips, so my mobility isn't great, but so if

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:32.479
<v Speaker 24>I was doing squats, I have a hard time with it.

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 24>But after I stand on that thing for a little

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<v Speaker 24>while and I do a couple of squats on there,

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<v Speaker 24>I do feel a little bit looser. And he says

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<v Speaker 24>like over time, if you keep using it, it helps

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<v Speaker 24>break down scar tissue and make you feel looser. He

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<v Speaker 24>didn't say anything about losing weight on it.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, right, Plus, I'm sure you end up with a

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 5>concussion at some point from all the shaking, but I

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 5>could see it working to break up scar tissue. It's

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:55.720
<v Speaker 5>just not going to break up fat and have you

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<v Speaker 5>lose weight without doing any work, which is what these claim.

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<v Speaker 27>Hi Resa from Wisconsin, scary, You are not that cool.

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<v Speaker 27>I hate to break it to you, but those eighteen

0:29:06.800 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 27>year old girls do not care if you are following

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:11.920
<v Speaker 27>them or not, and if for some reason they happen

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 27>to notice that you aren't following them, anymore. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 27>ask their dad, Greg t or Scottie Bee or whoever,

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 27>and say, why isn't my uncles Curry following me anymore?

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 27>And they're gonna look at their daughters and.

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<v Speaker 9>Say, because it's fucking Cooby love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah soknd of just like Greg Tita, Yeah right under right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't want them to have that conversation. And

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, she will notice, and it's not about me,

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 2>it's a cool factor of It's no, it's about the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that she literally considers me her uncle and I've

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 2>known her her whole life. Okay, so this isn't just

0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 2>this isn't just an Olivia Rodrigo moment. This is not that.

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 2>This is the fact that she will be Yeah, she

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 2>will be offended. It has nothing to do with me

0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>as a guy that she doesn't listen to on the

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<v Speaker 2>radio because she's watching YouTube videos and listening to Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It's this is a this is a more

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:11.080
<v Speaker 2>personal relationship and and that's pretty crappy that she would

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<v Speaker 2>actually be upset that I'm not following her anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Pour our podcast and listen to our podcast why don't

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<v Speaker 5>you on follower today? As an experiment and then let

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.400
<v Speaker 5>us know, let the slices know when she notices.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she will notice, now, she will, she will have

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 2>a she will think about she will think about it,

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 2>and she'll she may may I even ask me or

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 2>T she will because I'm like family to them. So

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you just can't. You can't make blanket statements

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 2>that way. You don't know the real relations Let's get

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 2>let's get to you on the phone next episode. No,

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 2>we definitely should.

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<v Speaker 7>Par Canell here from South Florida.

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<v Speaker 28>I want to call myself the Soflo juic since everyone's

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<v Speaker 28>having any taglines nice.

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<v Speaker 9>Uh, I'm usually with.

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<v Speaker 28>And then this time I am again scary. Take Instagram too, seriously, Yeah,

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 28>it's cool to get to.

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<v Speaker 9>Get like from verified people.

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<v Speaker 28>I got rid of Instagram now, but it would be

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:09.960
<v Speaker 28>cool to have a like from you followby, But man,

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:11.280
<v Speaker 28>you got to unfollow those girls.

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:13.760
<v Speaker 9>Man, that is it's a little creepy just being on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yep and scary.

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<v Speaker 28>I think the answer to your question is basically with Scottie.

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<v Speaker 11>B and h Greg T.

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<v Speaker 28>Like if your friends who are Greg T and Scotty

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<v Speaker 28>be if they saw you liked their daughter's pictures of

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:30.000
<v Speaker 28>them and bikinis and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not say.

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<v Speaker 28>If you think, if you honestly think they would say, yeah,

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 28>I didn't, that's just scary being a friend.

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 9>Then I guess it's okay.

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 28>But if you think that they'd be like, why is

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 28>scary liking my daughter's bikini picture, there's your answer.

0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to I'm let's for the record, I

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:47.960
<v Speaker 2>did not like it. The whole reason why I brought

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 2>it up is because I stopped in. Because I stopped

0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 2>in my tracks and I didn't like it. Let's be

0:31:55.400 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>very clear about this. That's the whole reason why I

0:31:57.680 --> 0:32:00.200
<v Speaker 2>brought it up. It's an awkward I was playing an

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 2>awkward situation. What but you stopped yourself because that means

0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>you were going to like it? No, but when you

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:10.200
<v Speaker 2>like something, it's a it's a it's a flash, it's

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:13.520
<v Speaker 2>a moment's nice. But you're scrolling and liking, scrolling and liking,

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 2>scrolling and liking.

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<v Speaker 5>In order to stop yourself, that means you were going

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 5>to do it. You were going to like the picture.

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Because I like every picture, every picture that that scrolled,

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 2>anything that's.

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<v Speaker 5>In my view, I put, I put the heart. If

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:28.600
<v Speaker 5>I if I look at my posts. They're all going

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 5>to say that you like my posts. All, yes, But

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 5>but guess what. Instagram for some reason doesn't serve me

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 5>a whole lot of your posts.

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 2>But when in your algorithm, But when it does, but

0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 2>when it does, invite you into my algorithm. A that's right.

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 2>I could promise you that if if a, if a

0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:51.840
<v Speaker 2>David Brody post appears in front of me, I will

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 2>like it. Okay, I'm gonna go all most of them,

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 2>most of them, most of them have Facebook, fuck yourself.

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 2>But anything you put on Instagram, I absolutely will like.

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 2>I will absolutely like your stuff. Okay, let me see

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:10.280
<v Speaker 2>if if there's no like next to it, that means

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:13.479
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see it. You see, you didn't see. To me,

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 2>a like is more of a check mark like, got it, received, received,

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:21.800
<v Speaker 2>That's what is for me. You didn't like my picture

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 2>of the garbage, you didn't. Let's see if you like

0:33:23.640 --> 0:33:27.239
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see it. Nope, not my Netflix post. Let

0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:27.640
<v Speaker 2>me see if.

0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 5>Let me see if you liked, Oh, you liked the

0:33:29.360 --> 0:33:31.280
<v Speaker 5>post where I said hit I said hit the jingle

0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:34.040
<v Speaker 5>bitch because I yelled at the radio because your commercial

0:33:34.040 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 5>was running.

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:36.000
<v Speaker 2>That you liked well, because it was served to you.

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 2>If you don't see a like it, if you don't

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.160
<v Speaker 2>see a like on it, that means I didn't see it.

0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 2>All right, we gotta move on.

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay, by the way, did you or did you not

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 5>on Jada's bikini picture?

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Right? Instadam All right, Brodie, keep telling jokes. I didn't.

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't do anything of this sort o. Guy.

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<v Speaker 28>I agree with scary that people have weighed your high today.

0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:03.760
<v Speaker 28>I have friends like that. I tried to reduce into

0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 28>some of my wife's girlfriends and they say, oh, she's

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:07.760
<v Speaker 28>not that attractive, and I say, well, she's a really

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:09.640
<v Speaker 28>cool girl, and I think she'd become more attractive when

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 28>you meet her. Anyways, I think one of the biggest

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 28>problems is social media for this reason, all these influencers,

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:19.240
<v Speaker 28>that people think that these girls are so attainable because

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 28>they're right there in front of you, and it's just

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:23.759
<v Speaker 28>a fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Mess it is.

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<v Speaker 28>I agree, definitely, or Canelo jew My story of a

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<v Speaker 28>video was from my own wedding. At the very tail

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.400
<v Speaker 28>end of my wedding, almost everyone with left ex have

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:37.840
<v Speaker 28>very close friends and family.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 9>My photographer and videographer.

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<v Speaker 28>Left and I did the entire karaoke of Bohemian Rhapsody,

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:49.360
<v Speaker 28>and I fucking crushed it. And it's only like a

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:52.319
<v Speaker 28>ten seconds snippet of one of my wife's friends who

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<v Speaker 28>took a video, But I crushed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you did, Brah, Sure you did well? Ten seconds

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<v Speaker 2>only existing gouye to know. Yeah's some embarrassing videos. He

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.160
<v Speaker 2>sounds like he wants his yeah. No, that sounds that

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 2>sounded like a rockstar moment there. I'm just I was.

0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 5>A second on stage with Brett, with Brett Michaels of

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:14.839
<v Speaker 5>poison saying rock and roll all night.

0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not ashamed of it. It was a sweaty mess.

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 2>Is Nick watching him?

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:21.600
<v Speaker 6>Stay?

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<v Speaker 13>Comment on Extra three or three? The lady the matter standards? Well,

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<v Speaker 13>first of all, if she's been looking around for a

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:34.439
<v Speaker 13>while and she's cleaned that she doesn't have a good look,

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.360
<v Speaker 13>but she has a bad luck, well, she's just looking

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:40.879
<v Speaker 13>for something that doesn't fucking exist. Okay, Because if you're

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:44.320
<v Speaker 13>a practice man, I mean thirties and forties, do you

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 13>everyone to day somebody who's almost.

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:48.399
<v Speaker 10>Fifty Nope, hold on for part.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 29>So this whole thing with I'm not going to change

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 29>my standard, Well, guess what lady, you have to change

0:35:57.160 --> 0:36:00.359
<v Speaker 29>the goddamn standard because now you're fifteen, and then he's

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:02.880
<v Speaker 29>gonna be sixty one, and then he's gonna be fifty two.

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:07.240
<v Speaker 29>So he has to adjust to the changing world because

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:10.400
<v Speaker 29>the person is changing and the world, the day world

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:14.160
<v Speaker 29>changes around them. And yes, the guy for Typicum, maybe

0:36:14.200 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 29>a little bit younger. Maybe you know, they're being a

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 29>little bit more tidy here.

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 24>So yeah, I have to.

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 13>Agree with Skara Jones this lady. She needs to change

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:30.600
<v Speaker 13>the strategy or she's gonna like get even worse luck

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:32.920
<v Speaker 13>with Davey David Brodie.

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I agree.

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:37.320
<v Speaker 13>She might have a good charisma and she might be funny,

0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 13>but again, for a good looking stud or a guy

0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:44.880
<v Speaker 13>or you know, a man in forty from mid forties,

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:47.760
<v Speaker 13>they need little bit more than just being funny.

0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:51.479
<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe episode three zero three.

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:56.200
<v Speaker 13>This is Nick from Washington State comment about this stupid bees.

0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, okay, that was a type of caller. We'll

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 2>get back then. No, what that five part saga of

0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 2>a talk pack just said? Were agreeing with me? Same?

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that is exactly the crux of what I

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:12.840
<v Speaker 2>was talking about last week. I wasn't trying to be

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 2>mean to the woman. I wasn't trying to be an agist.

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to say that your number, your

0:37:19.200 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 2>number is a sliding scale, and it's all the it's

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 2>all the things that you bring to the relationship put together.

0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:27.799
<v Speaker 2>If you've got baggage, your your hotness and richness in

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:30.839
<v Speaker 2>a ten may be reduced to a four because you've

0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:34.440
<v Speaker 2>got seven psychos on the on the hook and and

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 2>you know you baby mama drama or something. How many

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:40.759
<v Speaker 2>does this podcast add to us? Is this? Is this

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 2>a positive or negative? Brodie? Is this or detract from

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:47.319
<v Speaker 2>our number? Am I a six with the podcast? Am

0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 2>I a seven?

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:48.040
<v Speaker 6>Or?

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Am I like a three? I think I think we

0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 2>get we get one one score up. I think we

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:52.720
<v Speaker 2>go from five.

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:56.120
<v Speaker 5>Point fair enough. Yeah, I'll take it.

0:37:56.239 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think I think for for not being

0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:04.319
<v Speaker 2>married and no kids, I think my score goes way up.

0:38:06.440 --> 0:38:09.439
<v Speaker 5>Well, I if I'll tell you whoever you would have married,

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 5>probably would give you a ten for not marrying them.

0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:14.799
<v Speaker 2>There's that too. See, it's all. It's all subjective. It's

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 2>all and depends on who you ask. Yeah, no, you

0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 2>know you know the six six sixth rule, Brody. You

0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 2>heard about this one. Yeah, I have a friend was

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:26.919
<v Speaker 2>married to one. Most most women want six sixty six.

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:32.000
<v Speaker 2>They want a guy making six figures. Yeah a dick,

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 2>a guy over six feet tall and a guy with

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:38.080
<v Speaker 2>at least six inches oh for three, here we go

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 2>six sixty six. So unfortunately, hold on, can I show?

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:48.280
<v Speaker 2>So wait, let me I'm not finishing with that point.

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:50.399
<v Speaker 2>Okay again, Yeah you could go, you could go nine

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:54.520
<v Speaker 2>to four to two? Was he was that a joke.

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to understand. I'm saying, if you have, if

0:38:56.480 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 2>you have uh ten million, one hundred million dollars, you

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:04.799
<v Speaker 2>make a nine figure job, right, then your heighten, your

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 2>dick size don't matter as much to some people. We

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:10.280
<v Speaker 2>should get into this on the next podcast because because

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 2>my point you don't let me finish is but how

0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:15.799
<v Speaker 2>tall is Jeff Base hold on it say doesn't matter.

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 2>You're not allow you're not allowing me to finish my thought.

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Please lose it. So they say, women, it's a big

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 2>thing on TikTok six sixty six. So only sixteen percent

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 2>of the men in this world meet that first criteria,

0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:36.920
<v Speaker 2>only fifteen percent meet the second criteria, and only seventeen

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 2>percent meet the third criteria. So the point is they

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:45.239
<v Speaker 2>will never be satisfied. They will never find what they're

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 2>looking for. If you're looking for six sixty six, well,

0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:51.759
<v Speaker 2>if they find the fifteen percent, then sure, no, but

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 2>fifteen percent times fifteen times no, Statistically it works, yes,

0:39:58.520 --> 0:39:59.719
<v Speaker 2>does you got to find all three?

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:00.360
<v Speaker 22>You?

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:03.000
<v Speaker 5>And I know someone who a long time ago said

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:07.879
<v Speaker 5>they would only marry someone that made six six figures salary, yep,

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 5>and that hit to be tall and good looking, right,

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 5>And if I had to guess, he probably does okay

0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 5>in the last number as well. And she found a

0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 5>guyep who makes a lot of money, right, is well

0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 5>over six feet tall, good looking, and knowing her, I'm

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:27.280
<v Speaker 5>sure she got whatever she wanted, so I imagine.

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:30.280
<v Speaker 2>But you also know the laws of statistics, Brody, And

0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 2>then the way math works, right, Yes, to find to

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:35.920
<v Speaker 2>find the fact the top, to find fifteen percentile in

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:41.239
<v Speaker 2>this and this and this is fifteen times fifteen times fifteens.

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:44.359
<v Speaker 2>But statistically, statistically, you're not going to tend to make

0:40:44.400 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 2>more money.

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:49.480
<v Speaker 5>Tall people get promoted, they look like bosses, they look

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:53.400
<v Speaker 5>more empowered. That's a fact. Tall, tall, good looking people

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 5>get promoted faster than short people. So the odds of

0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 5>making more money are increased.

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So I'm just saying you're right, not.

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 5>Not everybody can get what they want if but again,

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.400
<v Speaker 5>what percentage of women actually want six sixty six and

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:10.839
<v Speaker 5>how many how much of that is just a bunch

0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 5>of people online.

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Going you know this sounds great. I'm just telling you

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 2>what gen z TikTokers are saying they want. I don't think, yeah,

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 2>they want. I think okay.

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 5>I also think they're what twenty I don't think they

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:23.239
<v Speaker 5>know life or the world or what they want the

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 5>rest of their life. Right now, they're like, oh, I

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 5>want to go it's rich and it's a big diy

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:28.879
<v Speaker 5>toll and then there's two on them.

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I get it. It's TikTok.

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:34.400
<v Speaker 5>I don't value their opinions on life, on everything, on

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 5>some things I do. TikTok taught me a bunch of stuff.

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:42.279
<v Speaker 13>Episode three zero three. This is Nick from Washington State

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 13>comment upout.

0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:45.120
<v Speaker 9>This stupid bees.

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 13>Listen, people, if you want to set up your vegan

0:41:49.000 --> 0:41:54.000
<v Speaker 13>blanket and see those stupid bees kale chips, go ahead.

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:55.480
<v Speaker 2>But David Brody.

0:41:55.680 --> 0:42:00.440
<v Speaker 29>Gonna fucking kill them, and I definitely stand by I

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 29>stand with him.

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:01.520
<v Speaker 11>With that.

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 13>Okay, Wow, that's some stupid ship to bring water and ruts.

0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:09.400
<v Speaker 2>All right, Wow, you are short sighted. Do some research,

0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 2>like an angry wand Valdez. No, that's not cool, man,

0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Really think about what you're saying here. We need the

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Did you wake up caring about bees? Did you see

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:22.880
<v Speaker 2>a bee movie with Jerry Seinfeld? Is that what happened?

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:27.440
<v Speaker 2>They're essential to earth? Scary. If you were in right.

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 5>Field holding a turkey leg waiting for a ball to

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 5>be hit to you and a bee came by, you

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:37.839
<v Speaker 5>would throw your arms up and run, and if there

0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:39.320
<v Speaker 5>was a bee on your arm, you'd take a whack

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:39.680
<v Speaker 5>at it.

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I would. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:44.839
<v Speaker 2>kill a bee. If a bee landed on you, you'd

0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, look at the bee. I don't know.

0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:50.200
<v Speaker 2>If you were in a house and Robin was like, scary,

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 2>guild the bee, gild the bee. I'm scared to bee,

0:42:52.120 --> 0:42:54.560
<v Speaker 2>what would you do? Tell Robin that they'd make honey

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:57.520
<v Speaker 2>and they're good for the environment. Oh my god, what

0:42:57.520 --> 0:42:59.480
<v Speaker 2>would you do? Robin's you girlfriend? What would you do?

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I played the last talk back of the night, and

0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 2>here it is.

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:08.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you did, did they in fighte A ton of people?

0:43:08.640 --> 0:43:14.160
<v Speaker 4>So that was the birthday party, and Scary didn't say.

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Them, Hey, how about BRONI.

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 4>Wow, Scary, that's a fucked up shit. You should have

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:22.840
<v Speaker 4>been like, hey, it's by BRONI as well as a people.

0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's all right, all right, guys. No, no, no,

0:43:27.160 --> 0:43:29.000
<v Speaker 2>that's not how I'm not man, it's scary for that.

0:43:29.080 --> 0:43:32.719
<v Speaker 2>It was a surprise party. It was a blind guest list.

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who was coming, who is not. No

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 2>one really knew. A lot of people weren't on the list.

0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:40.279
<v Speaker 2>It's totally fine. And that's the risk you run. Let

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 2>me speak. Let me just say this, the risk you

0:43:43.440 --> 0:43:46.400
<v Speaker 2>run for what you know. Unfortunately, when you throw a

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:51.719
<v Speaker 2>surprise party, people will accidentally be left out when they

0:43:51.920 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 2>when they threw a surprise fortieth birthday party for me,

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:58.959
<v Speaker 2>between my my lovely girlfriend Robin and my my boy

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:03.080
<v Speaker 2>sex on the way, who planned this surprise party, between

0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:06.320
<v Speaker 2>the two of them, they did damn good about covering

0:44:06.320 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 2>about ninety percent of my friends who they thought to invite. Unfortunately,

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:16.239
<v Speaker 2>they left a few people off the list, which my

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:20.080
<v Speaker 2>fortieth birth my fortieth surprise birthday, ten years ago, was

0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 2>that the one with the belly dancers, the one with

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 2>the belly dance blocked that blocked that out of my memory. Yes,

0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the one with video of that. Also, by the way,

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:30.800
<v Speaker 2>another bad idea, do not have that. It was the worst.

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:36.319
<v Speaker 2>It was the worst, most embarrassing moment in any any

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:38.520
<v Speaker 2>public thing that I've ever done. I'm like, really, are

0:44:38.520 --> 0:44:40.439
<v Speaker 2>you here to celebrate me or you're here to fucking

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:46.359
<v Speaker 2>embarrass me? Anyway. But my point is when unfortunately that

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:50.720
<v Speaker 2>is the a consequence of a of a surprise party

0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 2>because the person who's been surprised does not know who's

0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:57.040
<v Speaker 2>on the list and who's not right, and so they've

0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:59.040
<v Speaker 2>got no control of the guest list and they only

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:02.800
<v Speaker 2>just have it happens. Yeah, they realized after the fact,

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:05.520
<v Speaker 2>because there were a lot of people that that definitely

0:45:06.000 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, they weren't they weren't there because they probably were.

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 2>It was you know, it wasn't a thought. I was

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:14.680
<v Speaker 2>just joking around. It's all. It's all good, Yeah it

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:20.839
<v Speaker 2>is yeah, yeah, okay, I was probably watching the Mets

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:26.640
<v Speaker 2>game that night. Anyway. Booking boys, this was a very

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 2>stressful slice time. Yeah, well, you're killed a lot of

0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 2>stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Reactions, This podcast all depends on you.