WEBVTT - #138: Catching Up With The Boys 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:11.080 Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:19.439 Tea episode Yeah, off their show. Yeah, I'm Scary Jones. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.240 Yeah you are. That's Greg Tea over there. I'm over 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:30.360 here now something starts some day. I'm gonna get Andrew 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.159 dice Clay on the phone. That's me. He never said that, 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.240 and I'm going to prove to you know, he never 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:42.000 said you ripped that off here? No, no, no, where 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:43.960 is Andrew dice Clay right now? I beg for you 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:45.680 to get him on? Get him on and let's find 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:50.519 out where people. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. That's 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.520 where ball freak k is right now. Hey, ball Freak 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.640 is trying to find out where's Andrew dice Clay right now? 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.080 Right the ball freak? Is that what you're doing over there? Hey, guys, 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.800 I'm doing right now, I'm trying to find Andrew Dice 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.160 all right, bull Free, good job, good job man at 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:04.400 the guy because he's got a job to do. Hey, 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:07.040 ball Free, get you helping us out today. I'm gonna 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.800 help you out today. Gang, gonna help you out today. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.120 All right. You have you have different people in here 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.840 play the part of bald freak like just everybody, you know, 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.120 Just somebody come in, one by one, just play the part. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.160 We'll just get random interns. You just pull somebody off 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.440 the street. How is your weekend? By the way, dude, 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.880 mooral day weekend, extra long weekend. You gotta you know, 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:33.800 Poppet stucker, dathing ain't ain't da give me some marines? 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.720 It was something for the marine? Did the marine? We didn't. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.399 I did a whole tribute to the Army, Navy, air 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.600 Force and Marines and coast Guard. You were, you know, 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.440 while you weren't here the other day? Where was I? Yeah, 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.440 all the time, or you'll get a shot in your 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:50.760 ass from my god, that's where you were. I gave, 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.240 I gave specs, I put some speck on it. Give 0:01:54.280 --> 0:02:00.280 me someone moreal day weekend? I didn't. I did all 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.720 that already. Oh my god, passed the point. How could 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:05.000 you do it beforehand? You should have been asked this, 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:09.200 just like a graduation circumstance. You asked for poppet circumstances. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.000 Give me the marine stuff. I guess is why ball 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.520 freaks not here because on the same page. No, we 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.560 are on the same page. You just fucking decided to 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.000 turn the page before I did last week and left 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.440 me here with nothing but hanging out with Share nothing 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.400 money had Share, but it was me and her and 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.400 then Patasnic Pete walk. Please you have to start spangled banner. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:31.640 I got. I got whatever you want. Just as for Pope, 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.519 circumstances said give me something like give me pop and circumstance. 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.360 So I gave you Pope circumstances. This is where the 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.239 trouble begins. Get to the Army, the Navy, the Enforce, Marines. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:44.919 I gave that last week when you decided to check 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.959 out early and leave me dangling. You know you cannot 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.680 say that you played the music for America. You know 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:57.200 last week when Memorial Day weekend was yesterday, I did 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:01.239 it in anticipation of Memorial Day weekend. Retways the music 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:05.840 before Memorial Day weekend. It was in promotion of you know, 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.840 I beg the different. I would go to TESK with 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.960 this on with you. You play the music after the 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.720 we can describe your weekend of the Memorial Day weekend. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.679 That's what you do. So what do you want me 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.440 to do? You would play American? That's all right. Let 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.360 me hear it, Let me hear it. Okay, you know 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.240 I'm sitting there, barberqwan. We got my hot dogs going 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.840 Boar's Head hot dogs. By the way, boars Head hot dogs. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:27.760 Why are you calling them out of the sponsor. No, 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.400 they're not a sponsor. But I want all the off 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.560 air heads to know that if you're looking for a 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:35.760 good hot dog, the best hot dog, Boar's Head is 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:39.160 the best hot dog out there. That's right, because boars 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:43.240 Head serves up real beef hot dogs in natural cases. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:46.520 Guess what, Yeah, I got give me one. Don't you 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:50.360 dare even say it. I'm not gonna Hebrew National. I'll 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:53.839 tell you why. Because their koshert and when they say 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.280 they had they itched to a higher authority. That means 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.040 that all those parts and things and nostrils and jowls 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.360 that Elvis talks about that you guys talks about hooks 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:05.240 and claws, none of that is permitted in a Hebrew 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.480 National hot dog because it is certified kosher. So if 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:10.680 you have a kosher hot dog, you know you're getting 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.120 the best of what's available. Let me tell you something. 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.480 If I am having a hot dog now board, nothing 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.800 against boars Head. I'm just telling you you get a 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.760 little bit more filler in there a little bit more 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.839 relaxed on the rules. Okay, all fairheads, why don't you 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.120 guys decide because it's Oscar Meyer. Well listen, you know 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.440 what's gonna say Oscar Meyer. Well, it's only you and I. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.080 We have to leave it up to the off fairheads. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.200 Now they got it. The side, which is a better 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:35.240 hot dog? Is it henacular with the one that's best advertised, 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:36.920 because that's the one they remember. Well, it's got he 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.719 bores said that board said his best advertised. Everywhere you 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.520 go you see the damn boars. The biggest advertised one? 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:46.320 Is which one? The Oscar Meyer one? Oh no, it 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:51.599 is not it is. That's an old song. Oh I 0:04:51.760 --> 0:05:01.600 love to be as not this version of that. Listen. Anyway, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.360 my weekend was great. We had a really good time. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:13.000 We did a lot of family things. We had a 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.840 really decent weekend. I got to see, uh, what are 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.560 you doing? Queen started sucking engines? Man, don't tell you 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.400 about your weekend without me telling you to to start your engine. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.160 Oh man, the weekend was good. It was a lot 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.760 of fun. It was the unofficial official start to summer. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.080 Who thousands of seventeen and we had a great time, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.760 a lot of fun, a lot of shenanigans, and a 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:37.200 little bit of some uh some motion in the ocean 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:38.800 in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. A 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:42.119 motion in the ocean with the we're cussing kidding cuff 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:43.680 and sign. It was all great and it was not 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.520 a good time me and uh you know the misses, 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:50.960 the boss. It was a motion in the ocean with lotion, 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:52.600 A lot of fun. How was your weekend? What'd you 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.200 do well? I went to Atlanta? This say you did 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.920 in the Bahamas? It was great. It was a lot 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.800 of fun. I you know what I gotta say that, 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.719 you know, yeah, I spent some time in my favorite pool. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.880 Isn't it hard to be hanging out at the cove 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.640 when you know that there's so many hot si everywhere? Dude, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.760 so many women. My girlfriend was looking with me butting 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:14.400 them out. Really, you're not kidding? Come on when she 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:19.520 points out the hotties, yeah yeah, yeah, she's down for threesomes. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.840 I don't know about foesomes. But what is she spotting 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.840 all the stricks for? Because just because she's hot herself? 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.560 Why is she spotting other girls because she's comfortable on 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.880 her own skin? But that song of Ruba Jamaica. I 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:35.880 want to take it. The Beach Boys. Yeah, that's the 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:43.840 Beach Boys. It's called Cocoa come from pay me. The 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:47.279 picture of you relaxing by the cove in Atlantis. But this, 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:51.240 it was certainly not this music. He tell me. So 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:55.719 we're just hanging out party, how temper? I can't. I 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:59.800 can't tell you about my weekend at the Bahamas this 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:04.720 What was it like? Was it? Sonny? It's my grandfather's, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:09.279 wasn't it was? You have a lot of cocktails, a 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:12.160 lot of cots. Yeah, like it. So they had a 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.920 DJ spinning over the pool, the Cold Pool, by the way, 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.720 great place to get away from kids, mag Central. Let 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:21.160 me tell you no, nothing can stop me. A lot 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.240 of a lot of families there in Atlantis. Lantis is 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.360 great for families. But you make of it what you'd like. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.800 White hats, white sunglasses, I love it. What are you 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.400 talking about? White flip flops? I love everything. But I 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.200 went to the Cold Pool that was a secluded area 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.400 for adults only. They had a DJ spinning. They had 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:44.360 everybody party and the music was turned way up. People 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.640 were bottling bottled It was rose all day. Yeah, Rose 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.120 is the drink of choice. It's so trendy now rose, 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.840 you know it was trendy. It's so ridiculous. It doesn't 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.880 have to be. But everybody there was so many birthdays. 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:58.840 It was batcherette party, just one batch atte party was 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:00.960 like I forgot what the name of it was, but 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:04.760 it was like Chrissie's Bitches or something. Hung sign up, 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:06.800 hung a sign up, and then hung like a little 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:12.840 clothesline and they put up women's panties, like underwear clothespins 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.240 like lined up like almost like each one of the 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.800 girls had their underwear hanging up. I love that. And 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.840 it was like Chrissie's bachelor party, you know. And then 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.120 there was a couple of batchelor parties. There were d 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.440 bags popping bottles, but it was an adult atmosphere. There 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:30.240 were people smoking cigars and played some outdoor black jack. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.120 I lost a little bit of that. You're never gonna 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.360 win Atlantis, You're never gonna win there. Never black jack 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.199 is black jack. You could want to lose anyone. Now, 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:41.280 I beg different. I disagree. My conspiracy theory is is 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.640 that if it's unregulated, you're not going to win. That's 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:48.560 not true. Unregulated funk with black jack. Black Jack is 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.720 eight decks of cards. You ever seen casino? You ever 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.040 seen casino, but did not messing with the cards. You're 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:54.800 no way to do it. Really, you never saw when 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.400 you never saw de Niro right in the movie Casino, 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.280 go review, you'll see who wins, who losing, and how 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.319 they do it. Don't tell me that you cannot fix 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:06.920 the game of black jack. You can't. You can't unless 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.160 unless you listen to me. First of all, you'd have 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:10.880 to funk with the decks. You'd have to take out 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.400 all the you know, certain cards and put extra ones 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.360 of another one in. But the point is they have 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:17.439 when they before they shuffle, they show you what you 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.040 got in the very beginning. They lay all the cards 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:23.720 out face up, they show you them shuffling. You are naive, 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.280 my friend, There's no way. Bro. Dude, listen. You want 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.400 to talk about slot machines and making sure they hit 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.840 at a certain time, and they're digital and computerized. I'll 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:35.880 give you that, But you can't fix games of chance. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:39.480 You can't fix roulette. You can't. Yes, you can't be 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:42.880 magnets and everything that they're not doing that, dude, youngs 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.680 and todd Lerk's if you think that they can fix 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.319 all these casino games, you guys got a lot of 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.960 homework to do. You're playing. We want you to text us. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.760 We want you to tweet us. You can email. You 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.560 can't fix hold them or three cards casino or stud 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.120 or let it ride. They can't. You know what games 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.880 of chance? I' what's happening here? You always have one 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:03.959 one side of things. I have the other side. We 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:05.720 should go with a whole new name instead of the 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:09.720 all fair show. It's really like opposites or something. Seriously, 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:13.480 we're like Abera Costello. We need somebody to figure out 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:17.160 for us. So you know what we need to alright, 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:21.440 so Ben and Jerry, So tell me about Jerry, tell 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:25.280 me about Atlantis. All right, So you look at Tasa everywhere. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:28.080 That was the cool but that was the party side 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.120 of things. And by the way, they have a great 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.480 They have so many beaches there. And you know, we 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.360 went to this like private area was not private but private, 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.960 but like we're less people go. There were people playing 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.200 steel drums. It was all that. But like me name 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.400 just like that. I love that. But the point is, 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.480 if you have a family, it's great to go there. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.240 You've got something for everyone. If you want adults only, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.360 you got that there too. It's the best of all 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:56.560 the world. But time, what mean the miss we had 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.200 the kids there? Why you call him the missus? We 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.600 dropped the kids off. They also at the pool, they 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.880 have to take a dump. They they have a kid's 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.960 a kid zone where you drop them off and they're 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.320 there for like three or four hours. So they take 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.079 them on one day like three or four hours, like 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.080 a camp. Yes, so you get them away from you. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:19.160 It's like glorified babysitters. And then you and the boss 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.640 we head back to the room for a little night. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.600 Oh yeah, oh yeah, and then we go to the code. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:31.160 We hang out, have some drinks, so you do get that, okay, 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:32.400 And then all of a sudden you go back and 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.679 pick up the kids as if like mommy and Daddy 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.800 just says ice cream, as if nothing else went on 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.760 like that. But I don't have to deal with that 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:45.160 because I don't have kids. But anyway, so long story short, Yeah, 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.120 there's something for everyone at Atlantis. But what I wanted 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:52.240 to tell you what from the Dolphins. Okay, they have 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.880 this thing called Serenity Snorkel. They new interactions and experiences. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.559 You get to go and hang out and you get 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.319 to snorkel with the doll seven o'clock in the morning 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:03.240 when they're about to be fed, and you get to 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.200 see them in their natural habitat. You get to see 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:09.080 them they swim all around you and you're like you're 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.839 in the water with them as they're going or or 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.319 do they sound like you got a sound efact of 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:17.600 a dolphin? They they that's how they go. We're doing 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.679 all kinds of things. I don't have that sound. Yes 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.360 you do. If you look up dolphin, I bet you 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:22.880 have just made it. Why do I have to play it? 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:24.920 Because go get it? Say they have it type in 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.360 dolphins dolphin. I bet you say. If I had the 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.559 sound effect board again we get inter Jeff, you're making 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.080 the sound that that U No, that's what Daryl Hannah 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:38.719 makes in in the movie Splash, but she breaks the 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:40.720 TV screens. I mean, you're forcing me to make sound 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.200 effects like the guy from Police Academy. I mean, really, 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.160 this is why I don't have any dolphins sound I 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.480 have become the guy from Police Academy. I'm gonna make 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:49.480 my own sound effects. Get them for this podcast. I 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.600 don't have dolphin. I'm I typed them the word dolphin 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.079 and there's no sound effect. One day we'll have a 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.400 sound Remember the film talking about Splash with Tom Hanks 0:12:57.080 --> 0:13:02.600 and she goes she breaks all the TV screens. Remember that. Yes, alright, 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.679 we're waving to a smiling Stephen Turn. He actually stopped by. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.760 But anyway, long story short. Um. Yeah, it was a 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:14.559 great time and and definitely got into the culture of Atlantis. 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.760 There was the Bohamian culture they just think on on 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:21.840 every other Saturday called Artwalk, where they put together they 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.679 get all the local vendors. Yeah, and for free, they 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.480 get to like open up a farmer's market right there 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.080 in the Marida village, so they get to sell all 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.600 their local goods. Anything that they want to sell could 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.560 be food. It could be a straw hat, it could 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.400 be it could be conk shells, it could be accessories. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.559 Steel drums playing everywhere there is. I don't have steel drums. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.320 And you know this is unbelievable. You have a sheet. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:47.280 This is why I need the sound effect. Bore you have. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.280 Let me tell you something, man, You have this, this sheet, 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.480 this rundown is five pages along. We got a lot 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.679 to cover today and we didn't even this wasn't even 0:13:54.679 --> 0:14:02.080 on it anyway. Okay, So that's that Bahamian culture. Live it, 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.680 love it, learn about it. Junk a new you know, 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.240 junk new is what is junk? What is that? Drunk 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.240 anew is when they take junk and they make it 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.920 like new. What. Yes, there are days around Christmas that 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.160 they celebrate. They have a festival, they have a parade 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.240 and they all get dressed up in shiny costumes, the 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:23.280 Bahamians that is, and they make like they make the 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.680 instruments out of junk because it's all they had at 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.800 the time at the time, back in the day, so 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:30.040 they would make and they would like make all these 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:40.160 fun costumes. Don't. Yeah, So I went to a junk 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:43.800 a New festival. That was one I was immersing myself 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.600 in the Bahamian culture. Yes, you asked me about the 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.480 adult side of life, about going to the cove pool 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.840 and hanging out and gambling and smoking cigars. Yeah, I 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.760 like that. Yeah, But I was trying to bring to 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:58.080 you something else that Atlanta's offers, and that is the 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.280 fact that they allow the local vendors to come in 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.240 and sell their local goods. And wears. That's really nice 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.160 for arnt Walk And they have junk Ado festivals. What 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.880 did you buy? I didn't buy anything? Why not because 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:15.160 you didn't buy buy a conk conk something apparently? Well know, 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.600 I didn't buy conco because because I did a carry 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.520 on and I didn't want to break in my luggage 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.040 and scary you should have. I mean, so, now what 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.040 did you dance a little bit where you grow with Robin? 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.440 I don't know how to dance the junk anoe it 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.160 like you know, you gotta cancel it. I don't know. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.360 They're very fast and they played trumpets and horns and 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.320 all kinds of stuff like this. Anyway, they have a 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.120 junk of new parade. Go see it sometime. I can't wait. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.720 That sounds like a lot. Was my weekend? Well, I 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:41.080 I gotta be honest, I think you had a really 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:43.440 great weekend. I mean the weather over here was not 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.120 It did not cooperate here in the New York City 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.640 Tristate area. We made the best of it, and we 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.360 I we we did a little barbecues, went to my uncle's. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.520 We went swimming Uncle Ted's. He's got his pool opened. 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:57.400 Temperatures up to ninety adventure. Oh my god, it was 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:03.240 so great. That's that's a good movie and excellent venture. Excellent, excellent. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.440 Ok So talk well, first of all, let me just 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.960 tell you about my right home. Oh what happened? Oh 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.880 I um, well, well, you know it's a two and 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.160 a half hour flight, right, it's about two and a 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:18.480 half hour. But what'd you fly on? Jeff Blue, I 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.800 flew United the way there and then dealta the way back. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:24.720 On the way back. Shout out to the in flight 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.200 crew for keeping it together. Um, we had to take 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:32.160 a diversion into into Jacksonville. Uh, really serious moment, Like 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:36.000 just like as the plane as we started going up, 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.600 as we get into the mid air, just as you know, 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:42.880 just that cruising altitude, all of a sudden, um, like 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.040 a five year old girl, um has shortness of breath, 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:51.720 couldn't breathe and was lifeless. Way So a doctor sprang 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:53.160 up out of nowhere. It looked like something out of 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.880 the movies, and he goes, I'm a doctor. He later 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:57.840 out across the chairs and they tried to a sustain her. 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.600 They brought out the oxygen tank. It was really serious, 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:03.840 but the inflight crew held it together. You could see 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:07.040 how well trained they are in emergencies, because I was 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.520 observing what was going on, and they literally had to 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.760 you know, they got her back. Luckily she was um, 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:18.000 I guess you would call it okay stable and then yeah, 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.200 well well they diverted the plane into Jacksonville to let 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.159 the family off. Were you like, I mean, you had 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.040 to be scared, you had to be able cares. Oh 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:26.880 I thought, I thought, I thought this girl was dead. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.680 Oh my god, I thought I I really thought she 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:34.600 had passed. What does the pilot say, you know that? 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.280 What did he say? You're taken that the pilot say? 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:40.000 How does he make an announcement? Well, everyone saw what 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:42.480 was going on with the In fact, they had to inform. 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.560 They had to make a call to the cockpit and 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:49.199 tell them this was going on. Thank you for you 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.840 know what was DXT. Will you cut that out? I'm 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:53.800 just saying, his four year old girl almost lost your 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.240 life and your plane drops. I'm not listen. I am 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:58.800 so there you kidding me. I've got daughters myself. He's 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:01.320 an emergency, That's what I are happening though. So we 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:04.840 went to Jacksonville Airport, we landed, and I got home 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.360 three hours three hours after. But at least the girl 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:13.439 was okay, that was correct. No one complained. Nobody complained, Okay, 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:15.919 it was It was a a t Did you have? 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:17.960 Is that the flight recorder right there? Is that the 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:24.160 little black box? Is that the black box tea? Yeah? 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:31.720 But ladies, just remember, lady and gentlemen, if we did 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:35.200 give great tea sound effects box that right there would 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.320 be what it would sound like every five seconds you 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:41.960 need to be interrupting every word? Did I say, all right, listen, 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:43.920 let's get our song going on when we come back. 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.080 We've got something new today. Yeah, Well, this is gonna 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:48.080 be a lot of fun. First this is let's take 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:51.160 us back to bottle rock in Napa Valley, the concert 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:54.680 weekend that would happen with Memorial Day weekend where food 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:59.280 fighters were trying to close out there said they pulled 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.359 the court on him. They said, you know what, this 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:04.840 is Napa Valley. We're stobbish about our wine, is slowish 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:08.000 about our contests and our concerts. How do you shut 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.280 off the food fighter? They all plugged them, they all 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.560 unlocked up. But you know what, Dave Brown, give him 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:16.040 a lot of credit. They've rocked out. They continbute on 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:29.680 even after being unplugged. Wait, it is here for you, Zoe. 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:36.040 I'll throw myself into the bloom out of the red 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:54.040 out of the say calm down and waste away with me. 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:19.200 So you wanted it to me? Oh my god, when 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:36.840 I figured you never never and never good kay as 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:43.520 you go is not the saper and not said she 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:47.040 said Old Fighters in their show, that's my favorite food 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:49.640 Fighters song at all time. It's a great song. How 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:51.600 do you turn them off? Here's no way. They were 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:53.880 in the middle of performing that at the Bottle Rock 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.639 and Food Fighters are are now. You know, they're one 0:20:56.680 --> 0:20:58.760 of the most iconic bands that are still out there 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:00.640 right now. They're legendary. You don't go turn them all 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:04.639 you the idiots who were running the festival didn't have 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.119 any knowledge or concept that that was like probably their 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:10.160 biggest hit ever. And then they were gonna unplug them 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:12.840 because it you know what, it turned midnight or something. 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:15.800 We gotta shut them off. But yeah, you don't do 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:18.639 that to the food Shout out to Dave Growl and everybody, 0:21:18.760 --> 0:21:22.560 because they freaking continued on like that. All right, So 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:24.639 we got a new bid here planned for the Affair 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:27.560 show alright, so youugs and toddlers listen up. Here's the deal. 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:32.840 I think when we do the Affair Show, there's so 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:34.879 much that happens over the weekends. Let's get everybody caught up. 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:36.600 But let's put an all fair show twist to it. 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:41.000 So we're gonna call this the news round out. That 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:43.680 a problem with that? What's the matter? Well, first of all, 0:21:44.280 --> 0:21:47.320 you've you've used the word news and about five different 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:49.840 bits that we've done. You've done news you can use. 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:53.479 We've done that before we have, and we've done what 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.760 you've you've served up the word news. You know what. 0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:58.960