1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Welcome to Stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: to walk the planet. Okay, sure, here's a deal. 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 2: He's a true icon in every sense of the word. 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: He's loved and feared more than any being. 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: To Grace's plummeet, there's got a bed with a voice 6 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 1: that sounds like Verry White. 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 2: And be got to say, Hey, let's do it. 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: Baby got himself would pay thirty nine ninety nine for 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: a cameo. Fact of the matter is, you are about 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: described as psychological nudity. 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 2: This is Stu Gox and this is stupidity. 13 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: Here we go, Jim Holy. 14 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff going on this week, stew 15 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 3: there's football coming back. College football is actually going to 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: start up. I think we've got a little bit of 17 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 3: time to sort of stretch before the NFL. But there's 18 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 3: these events that all he's happened right around this time 19 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 3: of year, like Little League World Series Craft never watching it, right, 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 3: but the US Open, I'm always yes, are. 21 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 2: We starting with tennis again? 22 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 3: I mean, oh we started great? Yes, then that's the case. 23 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 3: We're starting with tennis again. Technically, technically starting with tennis, 24 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 3: because I saw a story that was right up your 25 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 3: alley and it was a player named Casper Rude. 26 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 2: Are you ud? Are you familiar with Casper Rude? Is 27 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 2: he white? 28 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 4: Uh? 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 2: He's white as a ghost as you can imagine. 30 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 5: A friendly ghost. 31 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 3: It'd be shocking if he wasn't white. Right, Well, I 32 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 3: mean a name like Casper. Yeah, I've never seen a 33 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 3: black person named Casper, so the first first black Casper 34 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 3: will be the first one I ever seen. 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 6: But Taylor, I hope you are looking up black people 36 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 6: named Casper. 37 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 4: Please tell me, okay, because I'm pretty certain is. 38 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: Right. I love it. 39 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, Casper Rude is from Norway, and I don't know 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 3: what their deal is with recreational drugs in Norway. But 41 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 3: he's not a fan of the weed smell in New 42 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 3: York's dude, He says, it's the worst thing about New York, 43 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: about the US Open. I can't say I disagree with 44 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:15,239 Speaker 3: him necessarily because I remember when weed was not first 45 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 3: past but like early on in the California time, when 46 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,519 Speaker 3: it was passed recreationally. And I'm walking, you know, down 47 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 3: the mission, and I'm doing all this stuff that I'd 48 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 3: done in the past, and I'm just like, the. 49 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 2: Entire city just smells like weed. And it's not like 50 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 2: I get it. 51 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 3: It's not that it's not harmful, it's not you know, 52 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 3: if you don't hate the smell, it's not that bad. 53 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 2: It's not cigarette smoke. But if it was, like if. 54 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 3: The whole entire city that you lived in smelled like 55 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 3: cigarette smoke, you'd be pretty damn pissed. 56 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 2: And so I don't know. I'm kind of with Casper 57 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 2: on this one, Like I don't know how to avoid it, 58 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: but I think the smell is probably a little bit 59 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 2: too much. 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 6: Now you can't avoid it because cannabis is legal. 61 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 4: Now you can get it anywhere. 62 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 6: It's not like you couldn't get it anywhere York before 63 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 6: it became legal. 64 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 2: But it does smell. 65 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 6: I said this years ago when I went to New York, 66 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 6: Like I noticed it. And by the way, he is wrong, 67 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 6: because everyone knows the most annoying thing about New York 68 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 6: is Times Square in the New York Jets. 69 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 4: Okay, those are the most annoying. 70 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 3: Sure not take your kids towards Times Square because there's 71 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: so many like cartoon creek characters with their heads off 72 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,519 Speaker 3: or like looking disgusting where you're just like, I don't 73 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 3: want to have to explain that to my kid, right, Yeah. 74 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 6: But if you want to smell weed, Times Square is 75 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 6: certainly the place to go. 76 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 2: So uh it is. 77 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 6: Listen, I said it years ago, like you noticed it. 78 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 6: It was like an overnight thing. And I don't I 79 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 6: don't think it's exclusive to New York City. I think 80 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 6: this happens in many, many cities where you just walk 81 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 6: around the city and the entire city is smoking weed. 82 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 6: They's smoking joints and the whole city smells like pot. 83 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 6: Now I love pot. I love the smell of pot. 84 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 6: But I would understand why people would be annoyed Casper Rude, 85 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 6: whatever the hell his name is from Norway. 86 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 4: I understand why that would annoy you because it annoys me. 87 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 2: Too, and I I love marijuana. 88 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 7: I have a shocking update for everybody. 89 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 2: Huh oh wait, go Casper. 90 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 7: Holstein a black Casper. Casper Holstein was born in eighteen 91 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 7: seventy seven, and he was a prominent New York mobster 92 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 7: involved in the Harlem numbers rackets during the Harlem Renaissance. 93 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 4: About that is, it was a different time. 94 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 2: When was Casper the Ghost created? 95 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 3: Do you think he was whitewashed and this was actually 96 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 3: the original Casper the Ghost. I think that's a possibility. 97 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 3: First of all, by the way, Casper rude. If I'm 98 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 3: a New Yorker, rude, Like, don't say that about my city, 99 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,359 Speaker 3: all right. Second of all, I think you need to change. 100 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 3: So if you're from a place where marijuana is not 101 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 3: like a regular thing, I think you need to sort 102 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 3: of change the way you think about that smell, right, 103 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 3: because the smell to me, it's not that bad, not terrible, 104 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 3: but it's also associated for me with like bad stuff happening. Right, 105 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 3: Like if you ever walked back in the day around 106 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 3: the neighborhoo and you smelled weeder, Like, whoa, this might 107 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 3: be a bad neighborhood, Like there's some stuff going on here. 108 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 3: Now it's just hey, probably some people relaxing. Probably some 109 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 3: people like unwinding after a tough day, same as having 110 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 3: like a cocktail at happy hour. 111 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 2: I think you just change. 112 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 3: The way you think about that wet smell and then 113 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 3: you're like, oh, Okay, not a bad smell, just other 114 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 3: people's mental health just improving a little bit. 115 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 6: Yes, has we become too normalized? I'm sorry, I'm asking 116 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 6: you this seriously? Is it because I missed the days 117 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 6: where you would not just smoke walking down Park Avenue. 118 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 6: I miss the days of meeting a guy in an alley. 119 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 6: I've told the story before about the tide door. Okay, 120 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 6: Mikey's laughing, because I missed the days of. 121 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 8: No because I missed the days of meeting a man 122 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 8: in an alley is not what I had on my 123 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 8: Bengo carns. 124 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 4: But I did same with gambling. 125 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 6: By the way, I mean love FanDuel, but I miss 126 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 6: you know what, when FanDuel pays me or I pay FanDuel, 127 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 6: I would like to meet a FanDuel representative in an 128 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 6: hour and exchange the cash if we end preferably in 129 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 6: a brown band. 130 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 9: If we could do it like that, that would be 131 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 9: a great service. Think you could avoid taxes that way 132 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 9: is Let's see if I could get on that. But 133 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 9: it's become too normalized, is he. I used to have 134 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 9: to go to this place called the tide Door. I've 135 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 9: told this story before where I would get there. It's 136 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 9: in like Flushing Queens somewhere right. 137 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 6: And I would get there and a little part of 138 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 6: the door would slide open, right, So it's a door 139 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 6: within a door. It would slide open and he would 140 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 6: stick his hand out and there would be beautiful bags 141 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 6: of weed in his hand, and I would take one, 142 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 6: and then I would give him money. And I never 143 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 6: saw the guy's face and he never saw mine. And 144 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 6: I missed those days because I felt like I was 145 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 6: gonna get arrested, you know, tor Now I could. 146 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 2: Just smoke right out. I could smoke. 147 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 4: Walking that park avenue and a cop can't do anything 148 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 4: to me. 149 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 5: How about that? 150 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 3: I think they should have called that a glory hole 151 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 3: instead of a tide door. I think it's a lot 152 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 3: more on. 153 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 4: The idea of just a hand coming out with weed. 154 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 3: I do, and I do agree with you though, like 155 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 3: the more I think about it, Like I used to think, hey, 156 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 3: just legalize all the hard drugs so that you can 157 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 3: sort of, you know, control it, right and just yes, 158 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 3: But when you sort of normalize these things too much, 159 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 3: like the butterfly effect or the continuous effect is like 160 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 3: it's pretty long. So I was just talking to my 161 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 3: niece the other day, senior in high school. She was 162 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 3: telling me about a conversation she overheard just in the 163 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 3: hallway where one person that she doesn't know was asking 164 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 3: another person she doesn't know, Hey, what's the hardest drug 165 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 3: you've done on campus? 166 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 2: Sixteen years old? 167 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 3: Now it used to be where it's like wow, if 168 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 3: I can get away and I never did this, if 169 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 3: you can get away with smoking weed in high school, wow, 170 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 3: But now you're talking about like euphoria brought to life, 171 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 3: Like what's the hardest drug you've done on campus? And 172 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 3: there were people answering the damn questions and I'm just like, 173 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 3: that's insane. I want to homeschool my kid if I 174 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 3: ever had one, I got it, don't have it. It's 175 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 3: just out of. 176 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 2: Control, right, you would want to homeschool your kid for 177 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 2: about a week? Yeah? Yeah, probably So. 178 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 6: I love that category. The hardest drug you've done on campus? 179 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 2: That's insane. 180 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 3: And then there's like these kids are like addicted to vapes, 181 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 3: Like they go to the bathrooms like you got a vape? 182 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 3: And I'm just like wow, Like when you hear these stories, 183 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 3: they sound like drug fiends, And I'm like, what has 184 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 3: like high school gotten to. 185 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 2: I don't really want to know. 186 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 10: I don't think you got that strawberry banana Waite? 187 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 6: Is it prominent where you live? Like, I mean, you're 188 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 6: at the Connecticut. Do you smell weed all over your dan? 189 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 5: No? 190 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 6: Do you ever drive by a dispensary and you know 191 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 6: they're making weed, like they are just growing weed and 192 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 6: they're supplying their own store. 193 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 4: It smells glorious. It does. 194 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 6: Now, it's not me walking around in the city because 195 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 6: you're getting all the wheat at once and all the 196 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 6: different flavors at once. 197 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 4: I am a cannabis connoisseur. 198 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 3: You ever go to the medical marijuana place or drive 199 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 3: by and see just a bunch of people hanging out 200 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 3: outside of it, It's like, oh yeah, a bunch of 201 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 3: people without their car, just hoping a buddy up to somebody. 202 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 2: I mean that that with me. 203 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 8: It's like a teenager hanging out outside of a liquor 204 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 8: store home. 205 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 5: Somebody will go in and buy the beer. 206 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 2: Except where you get me weed way more pathetic. 207 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 5: I lost my card. Do you think you could spot me? 208 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,559 Speaker 6: I used to get the guy who did my law 209 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,560 Speaker 6: and to get me beers all the time that liquor. 210 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 4: It was great. 211 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 2: Bobby D. I'm careful with the last name. 212 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 6: I don't know. 213 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 2: I said, no, no, no. His last name is not d D. 214 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 6: Not related to Mike d former um athletic director. 215 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,599 Speaker 2: And okay, I get or Paul D. 216 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 4: I'm sorry with his last name is not d. 217 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:43,880 Speaker 5: Is he? 218 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:46,680 Speaker 4: I shortened it by about fourteen letters. 219 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 3: Got you, But yeah, it's I feel like this is 220 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,719 Speaker 3: an older story, by the way, because it was the 221 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 3: story last year. It's never gonna go away. But the 222 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 3: other story that made me think of you, Stew was 223 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 3: Arch Manning. 224 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 2: All. 225 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 3: Yes, he is the quarterback of the number one team 226 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 3: in the country in the preseason. He's got the background, 227 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:13,400 Speaker 3: he's got the storylines, he's got everything that attracts you 228 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,199 Speaker 3: to a quarterback. 229 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 2: Is he white? Great question, great question? 230 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 3: A little darker than Casper, but he's yes, he is 231 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 3: still white. And Arch had a quote that you know, 232 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 3: there's some people who are just born for this, and 233 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,320 Speaker 3: like he was literally born into the Manning family, so 234 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,640 Speaker 3: he's probably born for this. But this quote, like immediately 235 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 3: should be like T shirts and the theme of their 236 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,560 Speaker 3: entire season. 237 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:38,200 Speaker 2: You ready for it? 238 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 4: Yep. 239 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 3: Somebody asked him about getting ready for the season in 240 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 3: which every opponent will have the target on your back, right, 241 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 3: and he said, the target's not on our back. 242 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,439 Speaker 2: We got a red dot on everyone else. 243 00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:00,319 Speaker 3: Holy shit, I love that re release the schedule, a 244 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,439 Speaker 3: red dot right on the helmets of every single opponent 245 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 3: and said Arch is coming for you like that. And 246 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 3: if you watch the clip, like right off the dome, 247 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,640 Speaker 3: like he had that one ready and he's just like 248 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,840 Speaker 3: the not just the level of confidence because of who 249 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,840 Speaker 3: he is, but like he knows everybody ready to watch him. 250 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 3: He knows like everybody's hoping for Texas and. 251 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 4: He to be embracing it. 252 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Tennessee with Peyton times ten and here he 253 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 3: is not just embracing it, embracing it, but like firing 254 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 3: away with T shirt ready quotes. 255 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 2: I think I love this kid. 256 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 6: I think I did too, But I can't wait until 257 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,079 Speaker 6: they're down fourteen nothing against Ohio State this weekend. 258 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 2: We'll see who has a red top wear. 259 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 3: I mean, I think it'll be a lot of memes 260 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 3: on that. But that doesn't make any sense either, Like 261 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,840 Speaker 3: go ahead and put rank Ohio State number one. I 262 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 3: know they're at home, but you can't have the number 263 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 3: one team being an underdog in week one. 264 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 6: Well, I think you can listen. The preseason rankings mean nothing. 265 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 6: They really they will make that makes sense, No, because 266 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 6: I think if like fast forward to like week seven, 267 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,599 Speaker 6: and if this game we're taking place and Texas was 268 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 6: still number one in Ohio State was still number three, 269 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 6: I can envision a world war. Ohio State, just because 270 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,439 Speaker 6: they're at home, would be a slight favorite over a 271 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 6: team ranked number one one after. 272 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 3: You've played seven games or six games and have an 273 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 3: idea of what these teams look like. But if you're 274 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 3: doing the preseason thing and right that week one is 275 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 3: right there, just go ahead. 276 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 2: Put oh House there as the number one team. Well 277 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,600 Speaker 2: what is the spread though? What is the spread? Tale? 278 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 3: I think it's two and a half, which means it's 279 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 3: basically a Pickham game. So if it's a Pickham game, right, 280 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 3: then make the home team the number one team because 281 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 3: they have the friendlier schedule. 282 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 6: See what the spread is at fandueltail or I'd be interested. No, 283 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,319 Speaker 6: I understand what you're saying. 284 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 2: I I get it. But it's a preseason ranking. 285 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,559 Speaker 6: So what you're saying is because they haven't played yet, 286 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,680 Speaker 6: they clearly think Ohio State is better. And the reason 287 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 6: I'm asking the spread is the home team, even in 288 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 6: a three to one matchup, is usually going to get 289 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 6: a slight advantage. 290 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 4: They're gonna be like minus one to minus three. 291 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 7: You know you, Wow, we should we should start doing 292 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 7: guess the lines. 293 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 2: Wow, we should take. 294 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 7: A segment from Bill Simmons and do guess the lines, 295 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,240 Speaker 7: because dude, you almost nailed it. It's Ohio State minus 296 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,359 Speaker 7: two and a half because of the home field advantage. 297 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,199 Speaker 7: And I love people getting so worked up over preseason 298 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 7: rankings because if you guys remember just last year, the 299 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 7: opening game was Georgia Tech Florida State in Ireland, and 300 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 7: Florida State was number ten in the country, and everybody 301 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 7: was like, Wow, great win for Georgia Tech. And then 302 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,120 Speaker 7: you fast forward the season and you're. 303 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,199 Speaker 2: Like, na, that's a good a win. 304 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 6: I think we had the Georgia Tech coach on after 305 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 6: that win. Mikeya, I believe we did. 306 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,840 Speaker 3: And that's the whole point for me with these preseason rankings. 307 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 3: They don't make any sense. You're basing it mostly off 308 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 3: of last year, especially now with the transfer portal portal 309 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 3: so much turnover, you don't really know what's happening. And oh, 310 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 3: right off the bat, you got something that doesn't make 311 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 3: any sense. And the number one team in the country. 312 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,440 Speaker 3: Don't make them an underdog like that's all that's all listen. 313 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,119 Speaker 6: I understand that, But I think in any normal situation, 314 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 6: the home team, even at the three versus one, understand 315 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,440 Speaker 6: number one's coming in. I think it's it's basically evenly matched. 316 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,679 Speaker 6: Is he in terms of talent? They're just give him 317 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,439 Speaker 6: that home field two and a half point three point favorite. 318 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 2: You know, that's what you. 319 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 4: Get when you're at home. 320 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 6: If Texas was at home, don't you think Texas be 321 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 6: favored by like three or four? 322 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,560 Speaker 3: Was the schedule out first or did the preseason. 323 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 2: Rankings really hung up on that. 324 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 3: I'm telling you you'll look at everything when you're ranking 325 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 3: these teams. If I was still a responsible AP reporter, 326 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 3: I'd say, Wow, Texas and Ohio State pretty close as 327 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 3: a team. But look at Ohio State schedule. Look at 328 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 3: Texas's schedule. They start off at Ohio State. 329 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 2: Logic says Ohio State should be number one. 330 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,680 Speaker 6: I have a good guy for you to ask. Okay, 331 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 6: he's going to join us at about twenty five minutes. 332 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 6: He is calling the game this weekend. Joel Clatt will 333 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 6: join us from Fox Sports, calling. 334 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 2: The game with Gus Johnson. You could ask him. 335 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 6: You could rail against preseason ranks all you want. 336 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 2: With Joel Glatt. 337 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 3: Nobody's going to give me the answer that I want 338 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,880 Speaker 3: because the answer that I want is just get rid 339 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 3: of the preseason ranking, come out with rankings after week one, 340 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 3: talk about a great show on a Tuesday. 341 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, Joel Clatt might give you the answer that you want. 342 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 2: Is I think he might agree with you? 343 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 4: He might? 344 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 2: But does he have the pull to get it done? Well? Listen, 345 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 2: he's the lead analyst for Fox. 346 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 4: Right, does he? I don't know if he has the 347 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 4: pull to get it But if anything, I don't. 348 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 3: Is he the lead analyst or is he the lead 349 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,640 Speaker 3: guy that sits next to Gus Johnson? Because I don't 350 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 3: think anybody that sits next to Gus Johnson gets any 351 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 3: shy like he. 352 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,760 Speaker 2: Takes it all. Because I've never heard of I'm assume 353 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 2: it's Clatt, a K with two t's. Is that the 354 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 2: name that I l A T? 355 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 4: Yes? 356 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 2: Okay, then I do know who he is. Quarnerback right. 357 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 2: I mean he's done a great job next to Gus 358 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 2: because it's hard, he has done it. 359 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 6: Gus Johnson is so good at his job, Like he 360 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 6: gives the perfect amount of urgency to a big game. 361 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,640 Speaker 6: I loved who is the guy you most want on 362 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 6: a big college football game. 363 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 4: I think for me it might be Gus Johnson. 364 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 3: Right, I don't spend that much time watching the Fox games. 365 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 2: I don't know why. 366 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 3: I guess I'm just stuck on SEC and stuff, so 367 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 3: I don't hear as much of Gus. The thing about 368 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,320 Speaker 3: Gus is that he makes every play seem like the 369 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 3: greatest play ever, and it's hard to maintain that level 370 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 3: of enthusiasm as a fan. 371 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,560 Speaker 2: And then he'll also just randomly tell a. 372 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 3: Story about I believe a son whose father was in 373 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 3: prison and then gains nine yards and just like like 374 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 3: weaves it in so perfectly, just like Assassin. 375 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 4: That's how I do that shit. 376 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 2: He's that good. 377 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm a big I'm a big CBS fan. 378 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,760 Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of the former CBS guy, Vern Lundquist. 379 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 4: Who was a big Bernards great. 380 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 6: Keith Jackson was probably you know, all time, probably Musburger 381 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,360 Speaker 6: certainly in that conversation, no question about it. Gus Johnson 382 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 6: is in that conversation Chris Fowler. In that conversation, he 383 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 6: is I. 384 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 3: Feel like he just knows the game so well, you know, 385 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 3: he's so well and serformed and yeah, and obviously when 386 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 3: he's got Herbie next to him, it's it's pretty good combo. 387 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 6: Mikey, you were telling me about a visit to well. 388 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,200 Speaker 6: I was talking to you on the way to you 389 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 6: your doctor visit yesterday. We spoke seventeen times yesterday. It 390 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,199 Speaker 6: was a busy day. Thank you to everyone for supporting us. 391 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 6: We are super excited about this, working with our friends 392 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 6: over at FanDuel both on stugatsa company and God bless football. 393 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 6: We had a busy day yesterday, really busy. I had 394 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 6: to shut my fucking phone off. Jesus Christ. Media writers, 395 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 6: leave me alone, seriously, Marshaw, and no, how did you 396 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 6: get my number? But anyway, Mikey, I talked to you 397 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 6: you were on the way to the doctor, and then 398 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 6: I talked to you after the doctor. You mentioned changed well, 399 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,119 Speaker 6: you mentioned something that happened on your way home to 400 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 6: the doctor. I didn't pay attention to you because Andrew 401 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,160 Speaker 6: Marsham was texting me, So yes, is the end of doctor. 402 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 7: I went to see the urologist. 403 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, the peepee doc, and I just there's there's 404 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 10: a lot of doctors that have very awkward moments with 405 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 10: their patients and at some point, I'm wondering, do we 406 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,879 Speaker 10: want to have the chit chat? Do we want to 407 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 10: have the small talk while you, the patient is at 408 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,199 Speaker 10: your most embarrassed because I was talking to this doctor 409 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,400 Speaker 10: about my kid's baseball team, right, and then he said 410 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 10: drop your pants, and he literally had me in his hand. 411 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 8: He had all of it in his hand, and he's 412 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 8: asking me, so what position does. 413 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,360 Speaker 5: Your kid play? 414 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 2: Right? 415 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 10: And I'm just sitting there going like, is this really 416 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,240 Speaker 10: what we're gonna do right now? 417 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,880 Speaker 5: Are we going to have this conversation? 418 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:55,520 Speaker 3: Why, my that's got to be like a fame that 419 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,679 Speaker 3: he does, right, He's got to do that on purpose. 420 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 6: He gets your thing in his hand and then he 421 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 6: starts asking questions about your kids. The definition of small talk, 422 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 6: doing it with your penis in his hands. 423 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 5: He had, he had the whole thing just and he's 424 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 5: sitting there. 425 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,240 Speaker 2: Playing. He said the whole thing, the whole. 426 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 5: Moues. 427 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,760 Speaker 2: I was gonna say, both hands, but okay, both. 428 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, thank you. 429 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 2: I like a little small talk. I have to be 430 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 2: honest with you. 431 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 5: You like you feel more comfortable in that situation, like 432 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 5: you know. 433 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,639 Speaker 2: Well it just listen. 434 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 6: It distracts from the fatties in the doctor's hands. 435 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:49,639 Speaker 5: I mean, what listen, It wasn't even it was the marbles, 436 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 5: the fun bag. 437 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,200 Speaker 2: Gems, Oh yeah, everything okay, by the way, couch. 438 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 8: All right, the pillow, pebbles, the proof twins, Yeah, it 439 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,480 Speaker 8: was you know, he's yeah, giving. 440 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 5: Me a little gang and he's. 441 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 6: Like, would you rather have done that? Just started nicknaming 442 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,919 Speaker 6: your penis and balls? 443 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 10: I mean I'd rather him just go listen, this is 444 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 10: awkward for you, This is awkward for me. 445 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,159 Speaker 5: Well, maybe it's not awkward for me because this is my. 446 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 2: Just radio silence is fine. I want you to focus 447 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 2: on everything. Look, get it done, Thank you, move on. 448 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,680 Speaker 2: Here's I got the worse ones for you. 449 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 3: Have you ever had your examination with the doctor and 450 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:36,520 Speaker 3: he has students behind him and he asks, do you 451 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,120 Speaker 3: mind if the students stay in the room? 452 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 4: Well, what kind of what is he doing? I mean, 453 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,280 Speaker 4: what is she doing? 454 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 2: I mean it's a teaching. They're teaching. 455 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 3: It's like two people that are going to be doctors 456 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 3: or like on the verge of being doctors. 457 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 2: And they're just like they're training. 458 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 3: Basically, ever you ever go to the restaurant or you 459 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,719 Speaker 3: have the trainer, waiter or waitress and it's just like, oh, 460 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,919 Speaker 3: they're taking your order and you've got like somebody supervising 461 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 3: in the mask. 462 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 2: But I'm pulling. 463 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,640 Speaker 4: I don't have my penis in a doctor's hand. 464 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,400 Speaker 3: You're not on all fours with your ass in the air, right, 465 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 3: And so it is definitely. And then so that question 466 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,360 Speaker 3: sort of lingers in the air, right, do. 467 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 2: You mind if they stick out? 468 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 3: So I'm like, first of all, the first thing you 469 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,719 Speaker 3: do is look at them, because it's like what they 470 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,719 Speaker 3: look like matters for some reason. So I look at 471 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,480 Speaker 3: them and I accidentally make eye contact with both of them, 472 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,639 Speaker 3: and now all four of eyes are looking at me, 473 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 3: and I'm like, it's gonna look bad if I say no, right, 474 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 3: Like what do I have to hide if I'm saying no? 475 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,440 Speaker 3: Even though I'm never gonna see these two students again, 476 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 3: and there's laws against them saying anything. 477 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 2: But I said yes, And it just. 478 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 3: Makes everything because they just stand or stood in the corner. 479 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 3: They didn't say anything, they didn't write anything down. They're 480 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 3: just looking and they're listening. And I'm like, I don't 481 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 3: feel like I'm just talking to my doctor anymore. I 482 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 3: feel like I'm talking to an auditorium full form yeah 483 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,080 Speaker 3: with my pants down. 484 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,919 Speaker 8: Is there something that could happen in that moment to 485 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 8: make you say no? Because if I look at one 486 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 8: of the students and they have a big smile on 487 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 8: their face, I'm saying no. I think I'm saying no. 488 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. 489 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 3: I think there needs to be like a question or 490 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 3: two that I need to ask these students in the 491 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 3: future to just kind of vet them and be like, Okay, 492 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,360 Speaker 3: you're good, but yeah, if there's maybe if I look 493 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,639 Speaker 3: at them and I just feel any sort of discomfort, 494 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,879 Speaker 3: just an instinctive thing, I'll be like nope, and they'll 495 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 3: I'll ask why, and I'll be just like, I have 496 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,960 Speaker 3: no idea, Just get out of my room. 497 00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 6: Do you like small talk at general? Do you guys 498 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,640 Speaker 6: like small talk at general? Just like, there's a time 499 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 6: and a place for it. I understand what Mikey is 500 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,919 Speaker 6: saying here. I don't mind that the doctor does it. 501 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,360 Speaker 6: It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable for everyone, so small stock kind 502 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:39,880 Speaker 6: of distracts from discomfort that everyone in that room is feeling. 503 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,760 Speaker 3: I never feel more stupid than when people try to 504 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,440 Speaker 3: attempt small talk with me. I don't know what to say, 505 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 3: Like they just start talking nonsense that I'm just like, 506 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 3: oh my grass is growing greener now, and I just 507 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 3: walk away. 508 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 2: I don't know what to say. Good at it. 509 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 6: I'm so good at this. I am like, no one 510 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 6: is better at small talk to me, nobody. 511 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,359 Speaker 3: I mean, it makes me nervous, Like I start to 512 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 3: sweat and I'm like, this person's just gonna have a 513 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 3: terrible opinion of me. 514 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,439 Speaker 2: I ran into somebody I know, actually you know him. 515 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 3: You've texted him my uh my rehab guy, my trainer, 516 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,439 Speaker 3: my my second trainer. His name is Blai back that 517 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 3: I never go see. 518 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,680 Speaker 2: Therefore my back he's not fixed. That makes your back. 519 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 2: He's never touched my penis, just so you know. 520 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 3: So I ran into him at a Panthers game and 521 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,359 Speaker 3: I was like in line for something, and yeah, I 522 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 3: might have had a couple of drinks or whatever, but like. 523 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,440 Speaker 2: It was the most awkward, weird conversation. 524 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 3: I didn't know what to say, and then I just 525 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,440 Speaker 3: like turned around when I was done. 526 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 2: It's a sort of signal that he should leave. 527 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,240 Speaker 6: I hate him right interesting on so many levels, Sorry, Mikey, 528 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 6: Because now you're seeing the doctor out of its normal elements. 529 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 2: It's like all of a sudden things become weird. You 530 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,920 Speaker 2: know that would be good. 531 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,680 Speaker 5: Our kids are going to play each other in Little League, right. 532 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 6: It's like when I saw the guy who works at 533 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,399 Speaker 6: the cannabis dispensary outside of the can cannabis dispensary, he 534 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,360 Speaker 6: recognized We didn't know what to say to him. When 535 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,159 Speaker 6: I walked into the place, I know exactly what to 536 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 6: say to him. Hey, how's it going, Hey, hasn't got 537 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,679 Speaker 6: a little small dog on the front end? Gives me 538 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,640 Speaker 6: my butt, I give him the money, I'm out of there, okay, 539 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 6: and then I start blowing all over. 540 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:23,680 Speaker 3: The bud, Yes, Bud, is he Do you ever run 541 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,720 Speaker 3: into this phenomenon. 542 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,159 Speaker 8: I have a few people, and I ran into a 543 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,160 Speaker 8: bunch yesterday where there's one topic we talked about once, 544 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,680 Speaker 8: and every time you see them, they have to bring 545 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 8: up that topic, even though so like one time I 546 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 8: talk to a guy about how much I didn't like 547 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 8: the Jets drafting Zach Wilson, and every time I see him, 548 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,600 Speaker 8: he goes, Zach Wilson on the Dolphins, how do you 549 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 8: think he's gonna do it? And I'm like, dude, we 550 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 8: don't need to have that conversation, Like we could just 551 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:50,920 Speaker 8: say hi. 552 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 6: But you never say it to him, like as you're 553 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 6: approaching him or he's approaching you, do you mutter under 554 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,600 Speaker 6: your breath to yourself, like, oh, here comes to Zach Wilson, Here. 555 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 5: Comes Zach Wilson. That's what I call, here comes Zach Wilson. 556 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,679 Speaker 4: Because you know it's coming, right. 557 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 2: I had one of those. 558 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,919 Speaker 3: I had one of those social anxiety moments just this 559 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,160 Speaker 3: past Sunday that actually gave me a great idea where 560 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 3: we were at. 561 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,679 Speaker 2: But so we were at this. 562 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 3: I was with Anthony and somebody who, uh, whose name 563 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 3: I can't say for some reason, but works over at 564 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,160 Speaker 3: meadow Lark and she Anthony and I were at a 565 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,719 Speaker 3: coffee place. No, for some reason, no, uh, we were 566 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 3: at a coffee place and they had a DJ and 567 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,879 Speaker 3: I forget what the name of it. It was like beats 568 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,640 Speaker 3: and beats and bruise, probably something like that. And it's 569 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:39,480 Speaker 3: eleven am and it's so and it's just like and 570 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 3: like people coming in like they're going to a festival, 571 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 3: and like people in the back like all dancing and stuff. 572 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 3: I'm like, it's eleven I am sweating my ass off. 573 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 3: But anyway, I find myself a little comfortable corner here, 574 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,480 Speaker 3: and I'm looking around and yeah, you see the typical. 575 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,119 Speaker 3: A couple of people who were just like oh, and 576 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,000 Speaker 3: then just start talking like all right, just stay away, 577 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,400 Speaker 3: Just let me stay in my little corner here. 578 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,880 Speaker 2: I don't want to really talk to anybody. 579 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,359 Speaker 3: And then somebody comes up Stu and these folks and 580 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,879 Speaker 3: look this, as I tell the story, I should put 581 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 3: it on the front end. 582 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 2: Very nice guy. 583 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 3: I do remember meeting him at a Levotard event and 584 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,560 Speaker 3: you'll know why in a minute. But he's an aggressive 585 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,240 Speaker 3: person who comes up to me sunglasses on and says 586 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 3: you don't remember me? And now I feel like shit, 587 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,480 Speaker 3: Like right off the bat, I feel terrible because now 588 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 3: I'm not thinking it's a fan. I'm thinking it's somebody 589 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 3: that i'm actually close to that i've met, you know, 590 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,160 Speaker 3: maybe in what manager or something, had deep talks with. 591 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,760 Speaker 2: And I'm like, how do I play this off? 592 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,320 Speaker 3: So he's wearing sunglasses and I go drop the sunglasses, 593 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 3: and he drops the sunglasses and I. 594 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 2: Go, oh, it's you. I have no idea who it was. 595 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,480 Speaker 3: And then so like I'm racking my brain because he 596 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 3: does look familiar, and I'm like, man, I feel like 597 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,919 Speaker 3: such an asshole. Hopefully he makes me feel better. And 598 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,560 Speaker 3: he says, yeah, I met you at a Levatard event, 599 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,679 Speaker 3: and I'm like, come on, man, you can't expect me 600 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,359 Speaker 3: to remember you if you met me at. 601 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 2: A Leotard event. 602 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:57,920 Speaker 4: No, they do. 603 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 3: They do though, yes, But then he told me who 604 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 3: he was and I can't. 605 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 2: I can't remember the name of the restaurant. It's two names. 606 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 2: But he's your guy from this restaurant in Boca who I. 607 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 3: Believe you did the first restaurant reservation call with like 608 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 3: a party of seventeen or something. 609 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,160 Speaker 2: Oh, Steve Mann Buddha. 610 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,440 Speaker 6: Yes, and the restaurant is uh he used to work 611 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 6: at Prime Italian. 612 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, now he's that's where he's now. He's at Burton. 613 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,760 Speaker 2: Max's, Burton Max's. That's it. And so I've been the shot. 614 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 3: Yes, great guy, and that could understand why he would 615 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 3: expect me to remember him. 616 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 2: But it was just the one meeting. Now I'll ever 617 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 2: forget him, right, of course not. 618 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 6: He's part of the Boca Passe tailor your laugh he 619 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,280 Speaker 6: meet talkman down for avocado toast on the regular. 620 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, and so, but he'll tell you like 621 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 3: go have him on the show and tell him how 622 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,560 Speaker 3: awkward I was and how weird I was. And then 623 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 3: five minutes into it once we don't have like he 624 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 3: stood next to me in our little corner five minutes in, 625 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 3: has nothing to say to me. 626 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 2: I have nothing to say to him. I left. 627 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,400 Speaker 3: I just waited in the car for like half an hour. 628 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,640 Speaker 3: I was like, guy, you guys, I gotta go get 629 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 3: some air conditioning. 630 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,439 Speaker 2: I'll be back. That's a good That's how awkward I 631 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 2: am in those situations. By the way, I have news 632 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,640 Speaker 2: for the audience here. 633 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 6: You will not be able to ask Joel klat that 634 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,879 Speaker 6: question because he just sent me in Taylor in text 635 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 6: saying that he needs to reschedule for later this week. 636 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,360 Speaker 2: So no, I don't know what happened there. 637 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 4: What do you think? What do we think happened there to? 638 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:23,879 Speaker 7: I'm not too sure exactly. He was very apologetic because 639 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,760 Speaker 7: he knew that we were planning around this, But is 640 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,160 Speaker 7: he Your story got me thinking about an awkward interaction 641 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 7: I had one time with small Talk. I was in 642 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 7: Miami in twenty twenty for U n C versus Texas 643 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 7: A and M at hard Rock Stadium in the Orange 644 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,880 Speaker 7: Bowl and going on the field to do my stand 645 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 7: up and Will Manso is right next to me, and 646 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 7: similar to how I reached out to you for advice, 647 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,840 Speaker 7: Will Mantell was one of the people I reached out 648 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 7: to too. And I'm doing my stand up. Will Manto 649 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,440 Speaker 7: is waiting to go live, so he's kind of off 650 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 7: to the side and watch. And I finished my stand 651 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 7: up and Bill Mantle comes up to me forgets that 652 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 7: I had reached out to him when I was in 653 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 7: school and was like, hey, man, I just want to 654 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 7: tell you, like, you're great for a college student. And 655 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 7: I didn't have the heart to tell him. I was like, 656 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 7: twenty Well. 657 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 3: You take that compliment, you father. I look like a 658 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 3: college student at age twenty eight. But yeah, oh you're 659 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 3: twenty eight. 660 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 2: Not that good? Yeah right, not that. I mean, you 661 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,760 Speaker 2: should have just pulled on that thread right there. You 662 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 2: could have seen the life come out of his face. 663 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 3: It's like, oh, no, I was a college kid when 664 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 3: I asked you to help me out and you didn't 665 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 3: do anything. 666 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 2: And now look at me and look at you. Same spot. 667 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, the same spot. Yes, can you give us 668 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 6: some of that stand up? 669 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 9: Uh? 670 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 7: So, I don't remember what it was exactly, but it 671 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 7: was you remember the joke that crushed Come on, No, no, 672 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,720 Speaker 7: it wasn't a stand up. 673 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I I'm sorry. 674 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 6: I was responding to the Joel clad Oh my god, 675 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 6: we're tired, Fandul love you. 676 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 3: Yes, Taylor as a stand up comedian on Open Mic Night. 677 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 2: We need to see that now. I do want to 678 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,840 Speaker 2: see that. I swear to you, Taylor. 679 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,760 Speaker 6: Just you guys just had an entire conversation and I 680 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 6: was rescheduling Joel Glad for tomorrow