1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: The world's most traveled box of crap. It's one more 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: thing I'm strong and geddy thing before I get to 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: that smells like a male goat around here somewhere. 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 2: I feel like that's probably my goat. 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,639 Speaker 1: I keep getting a whiff of male goat and I 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: was out at the farm yesterday and I feel like 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: I got it on my boots that I'm wearing, or 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: my jacket or something. Do you know why male goats 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: smell the way they do, Katie, I've talked about this 10 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 1: before as a guy has had many many goats on 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: his farm. I don't so to attract the ladies. They 12 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: wear a ladies, they wear a cologne. The cologne that 13 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: they choose to wear is the scent of their own urine. 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: Ah. 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: And the way they make them smell that way is 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: they stick their head down between their legs and urinate 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: on their face. 18 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,279 Speaker 3: By the way, for the guys listening, don't bother if 19 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 3: I already tried it, And the answer is no. 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: They put their head down between their legs and urinate 21 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: on their face. And they do that like every day, 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:14,559 Speaker 1: all day, and then they're which the ladies go oh yeah, yeah, 23 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,320 Speaker 1: and then they're out in the hot sun, and it 24 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: is and it's its own particular kind of smell that 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: is just horrific. And if you get it on anything, 26 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 1: you can't wash it off. You almost have to throw 27 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: away your clothes. I mean, it's it's really quite amazing. 28 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 3: And I'm guessing goats don't really properly hydrate. They don't 29 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 3: have the big dumb cup that they carry around. Yeah, 30 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 3: I'm drinking sixty four ounces of water every day, so 31 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 3: I'll bet their their urine is particularly pungent. 32 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: The interesting thing is that the uh, having watched many 33 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: goats mate lie in my backyard at night, some people 34 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: people watch Jack Yeah, got goot fornication dot com. 35 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's a subscriber. 36 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: The female goat doesn't appear to have a lot of 37 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: say and when and wear and how? Come on, Yeah, 38 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 1: you could really meet to a male male goat because 39 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: there's there's not a lot of romance, there's not a 40 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: lot of flirting, and then there is no say of when, 41 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: wear how. 42 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 3: The pillow talk is negligible. On the other hand, the 43 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 3: lady goat said, hey, that guy really stinks a year 44 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 3: and I gotta go check this out. 45 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: So although that's in the that's when they're like loose 46 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: in a pen and it happens, so you know, and 47 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: they're they're in heat, so they're interested. But still it 48 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: seems very aggressive. It's light BDSM at the most and 49 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: at the least I would say you're. 50 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 2: Looking at you thinking what are you doing? But there 51 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 2: is ridiculous. 52 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: There is something that people do regularly called stump bread 53 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: where you tie them to a post and then you 54 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: let the male goat in there and then they have 55 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 1: really no choice. Oh that sounds awful some people because 56 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: they don't want to be I mean, this is an 57 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: actual thing that happens. 58 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, hang on, hang on, I'm checking my Bengo 59 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 3: card to see if I had goat rape on it. 60 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: No, no, I don't not seeing this turn on the 61 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: map jack. People actually do this where they will those 62 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: they don't want to get near the stinky male goat 63 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: or deal with it either, but so they'll tie up 64 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: their female goat to a post like out by the 65 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: road and say, you know, bring your bring your male 66 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: goat by. Those people should not have goats. I don't 67 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: know why. I know it sounds awful, doesn't it. I mean, 68 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: it sounds really really awful. 69 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 3: So the people bring the male goat by the buck 70 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 3: goat or the stud goat or buck buck, do they 71 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 3: get like a goatlet out of it a kid? 72 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 2: Yeah? 73 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: You or you just get paid if you have a 74 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: like papered fancy goat that has won prizes or something 75 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: like that. And the world of procreation in the animal world, 76 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: it's not pleasant anyway. It didn't mean it didn't mean 77 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: to get off on that tangent. I was just thinking 78 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: about it smells like something smells like a male goat 79 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: around here, and you meant to go all the way 80 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: and it's probably me. What I opened with is the 81 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: world's best traveled box at crap. So I was the 82 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: reason I was out at the farm yesterday is I'm 83 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: I'm going through boxes and getting the last of my 84 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: stuff out of where I used to live before I 85 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: got divorced. And I'm sure you're this way too, Joe. 86 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: I have moved many, many times since I left my parents' 87 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: house at age eighteen, and I've got stuff in boxes. 88 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: I think I had a box yesterday that I opened 89 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: up that had not been opened since I left left 90 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: at eighteen, and I was trying to count how many 91 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: different places that must have gone. And it's like twenty 92 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: five thirty different homes that I moved that box around, 93 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: and obviously I would have never known if it ceased 94 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: to exist. 95 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 3: Right right, or it's like a time capsule you buried, 96 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 3: but he didn't bury it. 97 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 2: You just card it from place to place. 98 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 1: My biggest question is why why are you doing this? 99 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: Why are you carrying this box around from apartment to apartment, 100 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: to a girlfriend's apartment, to a different house, to a 101 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: different state, and then and back again. MoMA, what are 102 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: you doing? Why do some of us do this? Some 103 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: of you don't. Some of you are better at this, 104 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: but I'm not. Did you open it? 105 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? 106 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: And it was a box of crap. 107 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 2: Mostly. 108 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: He's a bunch of old Mad magazines, which my son, 109 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: my son just really recently got into Mad magazines, and 110 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 1: so I've got all my Mad magazines from the seventies 111 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: for him, and he was reading them and in really 112 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: enjoying that because they're, you know, something I read when 113 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: I was his own. 114 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,039 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, parodies of movies he's never heard of. 115 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 1: I found my forgotten I even had my old turntable 116 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 1: from high school that I bought with my own money. 117 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: I had a really good Sony turntable. I saved up 118 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: my lawnmowing money. I think it was like two hundred 119 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: and fifty bucks and whatever year that was late seventies, 120 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: so it must have been like a thousand dollars turntable 121 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: now anyway, and it's I cleaned it all up, had 122 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: some mice droppings and stuff on it as it's been, 123 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 1: but it's been. It hasn't been used for at least 124 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: forty five years probably. Anyway, I was wondering who I 125 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: plugged it in, plugged it in, lit up, turned everything works. 126 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: All I got to do is get a new needle for it, 127 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,600 Speaker 1: so I get to use my high school turntable. I 128 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: guess to try to play music. 129 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 2: That's so cool. Can you still get a needle or 130 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 2: a cartridge? 131 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: There's a store needle, Yeah, there's a store in my 132 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,479 Speaker 1: town anyway that sells O still. 133 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool because. 134 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: Turntables have made a bit of a comeback. Yes, Michael, 135 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: you can get Vinyl. 136 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 2: Vinyl's making a comeback. 137 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I noticed. And the target, the big display 138 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: inside the target, instead of being trans person's swimwear, was 139 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 1: a Taylor swift albums. 140 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 2: They have the bands Chill Swimwear. 141 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 1: They have the Taylor Swift album Life of a Show 142 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: Girl in vinyl with a big poster that comes in it, 143 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,359 Speaker 1: which a lot of cool albums did back when I 144 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: was a kid. Came with the cool post t and 145 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: you can buy it, And I thought, Wow, there are 146 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: enough Taylor Swift fans with turntables that this is a 147 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: big display in Target nationwide. 148 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 2: Okay, cool? 149 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: Well, and also crazy that that turntable that you found. 150 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 3: I mean, if that had been made today, it would 151 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 3: not have turned on, you know what I mean. 152 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: If it's like the old school I was wondering about. 153 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: I was wondering about that because it doesn't have that 154 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: super cheap plastic feel that all electronics from China. 155 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, right, sir. 156 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 1: But so are young people into the turntable just as 157 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: it's a cool nostalgia thing, you know, audio files like 158 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 1: my brother swears by the sound is so much better, 159 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: and he does it for that reason. But is it 160 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: the young people just like the seems retro and cool. 161 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 1: I'll bet that's a lot of it. I'm with your brother. 162 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: It sounds notably different. I haven't listened to one in 163 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: so long. I look forward to trying it out. 164 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 3: You know, my son would come home from college way 165 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 3: back in the day and we would throw on vinyl 166 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 3: coming through big stereo speakers. In the richness of the 167 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 3: sound compared to the listening experience in the twenty first 168 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 3: century generally, it's just it was beyond It was like 169 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 3: you'd gotten a terrible hearing deficit. 170 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 2: Thicks that's horrible, surgically or something like that, that's horrible. 171 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: We've taken such a step backwards like that and just 172 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: gotten used to it. 173 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 2: Well for convenience sake. 174 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 3: The other hand, every song that's ever existed is you know, 175 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 3: available whenever I want to play it. 176 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 2: But yeah, the listening experience is terrible. 177 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: I don't go too far on this and bore people diath, 178 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 1: but isn't there a way with zeros and ones to 179 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: get that rich sound. 180 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 3: It has to do with compressing the data and moving 181 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 3: it from place to place. And boy, I couldn't go 182 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 3: further down this road because I'm an ignoramus. But it's 183 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 3: it's a question of how much data you move at 184 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,839 Speaker 3: what speed. There have been a couple of attempts to 185 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 3: do like a super high end digital listening it's going. 186 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: To be doable obviously, just because albums are recorded at 187 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 1: on digital and they record them at the highest audio processing. 188 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 3: Right right, Yeah, absolutely, it ought to be It ought 189 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 3: to be doable. I mean, we both as alleged guitar 190 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 3: players know that some of the digital amp modeling now 191 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 3: is indistinguishable really from the original because they use the 192 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 3: actual sound waves produced by the original and then duplicate 193 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 3: them digitally. 194 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,559 Speaker 1: Well, remember musician Neil Young invested in and tried to 195 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 1: get this company going a few years back of vinyl 196 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: quality sound in digital form, but it just it never 197 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 1: got it off the ground. 198 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 2: For whatever reason. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I read 199 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 2: their views and it was like, this is not worth it. 200 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: I hate I hate the fact that this is true. 201 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: Like to Katie's point about the cheap crappy turntable, people 202 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 1: will buy cheap. If it's twenty dollars cheap, they'll buy 203 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,960 Speaker 1: the cheap crappy one, And so companies make cheaper and 204 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: crappier ones. And apparently the same thing was the music. 205 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 1: If you're gonna have to pay a little more to 206 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,079 Speaker 1: be able to listen to I quality music, people are like, nah, 207 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,839 Speaker 1: I'm okay with the crappy sound of music. 208 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 3: People like crap, well, they like a media gratification too, 209 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,840 Speaker 3: I do Can I have a crappy one today? 210 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 2: Or do I have to save up for six months? 211 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,439 Speaker 1: That's what the male goat is thinking when he sticks 212 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,439 Speaker 1: his head between the legs, and I need some immedia gratification? 213 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 2: Wow? 214 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 3: Wow, self peeing? Come on, goats, do better be better? Well, Jack, 215 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 3: maybe if you get your turntable up and go and 216 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 3: you can play some music for the ghats to have 217 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 3: sex with. 218 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 1: There you go. 219 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 2: No background soundals could be good. Sure, yeah, well, I 220 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 2: guess that's it.