Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes,
Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. We are
Speaker 1: back at it. The weekend has begun, The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller in Danny g Radio. But it's all
Speaker 1: me today, It's all Big Ben today. Danny'll be back
Speaker 1: on Saturday and Sunday. And this is a musical Mallard podcast.
Speaker 1: We do this because four hours a night or not
Speaker 1: enough on the overnight, eight days a week in the
Speaker 1: Magic Podcast studio at a secret location somewhere in the
Speaker 1: north Woods. And so normally on Friday we schmooze with
Speaker 1: someone typically from the world of sports, sometimes politics, occasionally
Speaker 1: will dabble in pop culture. But somebody that's interesting, that
Speaker 1: has stories to tell. But why is this day different
Speaker 1: than all other days? We have an amazing gift to
Speaker 1: give you to close out. It is a special Mallard Concerto.
Speaker 1: Back on Thanksgiving night, I was sitting in my normal
Speaker 1: position in the catbird seat doing the show, talking about
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving football, and my engineer Chris, who was in for Roberto, said, hey,
Speaker 1: we gotta start playing holiday music in our number two
Speaker 1: and I said, wait a minute. For the rest of
Speaker 1: the year, we're gonna have to play holiday music. And
Speaker 1: so as a way to get back at management, I said,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna ask the
Speaker 1: Mallard Militia two come up with the original songs, lyrics, parodies, songs,
Speaker 1: whatever holiday music you can come up with as a
Speaker 1: way to poke back at management. And boy did the
Speaker 1: Mallard Militia ever respond. We did not expect this kind
Speaker 1: of contribution of content, and we thought maybe we'd get
Speaker 1: a few songs. Instead, we got an entire box set.
Speaker 1: I know it's an outdated reference, but we have a lot.
Speaker 1: We have a lot turning music into memories. Uh, And
Speaker 1: I really want to thank everyone that submitted a song.
Speaker 1: I think we have everything. Maybe we're missing one or two,
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure we have every song that was
Speaker 1: submitted that got played on the air. We're even going
Speaker 1: to play a song that I don't believe has been
Speaker 1: played on the air. And so thank you to the
Speaker 1: hard working men and women, and you know who you are,
Speaker 1: who have insomnia and a musical gift. And I am
Speaker 1: jealous because there are some very talented musicians that happened
Speaker 1: to be up late at night listening to us. And
Speaker 1: some of you are better than others. Not all songs
Speaker 1: are equal, but the effort was there and you went
Speaker 1: beyond the call of duty and for that we thank you.
Speaker 1: So going into recording studios, garages, man caves, basements to
Speaker 1: provide audio gold And as the late, great iconic DJ
Speaker 1: Casey Caseum said back in the day, keep your feet
Speaker 1: on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. I'm
Speaker 1: glad I didn't run over Casey and kill him the
Speaker 1: time I almost did. So without further ado, let's get
Speaker 1: to the music. You don't want to hear what I
Speaker 1: have to say. You want to get to the music.
Speaker 1: So these are all holiday songs that were submitted by
Speaker 1: listeners to the Ben Mallard radio show here in the year.
Speaker 1: Late in the year, and this is a Mallard Militia
Speaker 1: concerto and the face the music situation We start with
Speaker 1: He'll Billy Mike and this is an unentitled record. It's
Speaker 1: Frosty the Snowman with a Mallard show twist to kick
Speaker 1: off this Mallard militia concerto. Here is hill Billy Mike
Speaker 1: Benjaman Mallard should be on your radio. He's got a
Speaker 1: bad time slot. Buddy, don't get hot because he likes it,
Speaker 1: don't you know? He Garcie uh is been Mallers may sidekick.
Speaker 1: He's a Steeler fan. Hard to understand. He plays with
Speaker 1: charger thundersticks. There's got to be some kind of magic
Speaker 1: rolled up in Coop's great big blunts because hook Lyne
Speaker 1: and Sinker. He believes all the Democrats dump stunts, Busness
Speaker 1: the menace, cooking Mama gun new Shed at night, talk
Speaker 1: a little smack about Denverse crap, and Cooper Loop is
Speaker 1: ready to fight. Tumpity thump thump tumpedy thump, the mad
Speaker 1: Hatter of Scorch Chatter, tumpity thump tump tumpy thump dump,
Speaker 1: the bannering Broadcaster. We have the great Sambony. We've got
Speaker 1: the liar liar. Oh Roberto is the chef. He's got
Speaker 1: the hat he's not the tender Rhney pro Ben's callers
Speaker 1: are freak show. Some might be on LSD. We love
Speaker 1: some calls and we hate some calls. Geniu med Third
Speaker 1: rest in pees. There's got to be some kind of
Speaker 1: magic in Coope's favorite Bongy smokes because he has to
Speaker 1: screen a ton of calls from a lot of crazy folks.
Speaker 1: Money Bam Maller is the mughul mischief. If his boss
Speaker 1: says ever listened to the show, We're gonna miss him
Speaker 1: on the late night shift. Dumpity thump thump thump ofy
Speaker 1: thump thump, a chasm of sarcas um, dumped e thump
Speaker 1: thump tumpuy thump thump bny the Brazen Wow. Good job,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike outstanding. The songs continue. Next up we
Speaker 1: have the Mallard Town Philharmonic Chamber Choir. That's a mouthful,
Speaker 1: but what a talented ensemble effort this song is. And
Speaker 1: give it up now to Jay Scoop, Just Josh, the
Speaker 1: Ozzy Guy, Tammy and Montana, Robbie the Mariner fan Inca Terror,
Speaker 1: Justin in Cincinnati and Rob in Vegas. They collaborated all
Speaker 1: over the United States and internationally with the Ozzy guy
Speaker 1: to provide. Mallard got rear ended by a John Deere
Speaker 1: and here it is the Mallard Town Philharmonic Chamber choir.
Speaker 1: Lollard got related by John Dear, Joving, Lex and alexandris La.
Speaker 1: You can say there's no one like line that's for
Speaker 1: shall we believe? She'd been drinking whiskey and white cloud
Speaker 1: you're drinking and said up to dry. But when she
Speaker 1: put the key, ignition ain't tiny ring dude did not
Speaker 1: survive When they found her Christmas morning, passed out next
Speaker 1: to the accident, it was empty beer canzy in her
Speaker 1: cooler and her breath was freaking heavy of pepper Man.
Speaker 1: Mallard I re ended on Deer driving back to maur
Speaker 1: to Chrissy. You can say it really wasn't his fault.
Speaker 1: He never took ahead. Just since we now the hand
Speaker 1: is on the table and some banana Creepie Blair with
Speaker 1: the turkey and some stuffy Gena brought the tudgean dons wine.
Speaker 1: It's about Christmas without drama, healthy game of balder dash.
Speaker 1: You see Eddie Gus Sarah's lifeline tuning passive facos into cash.
Speaker 1: Mallard got rehended by John Dear driving back to Miletown
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve. You can see he's picking up the orders
Speaker 1: and they're offering supermarket. See can change. Mallard got relinded
Speaker 1: by a John Deer driving back to Millardown Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: You can see he's in the air and everywhere. And
Speaker 1: as for the issue, we believe wonderful, wonderful. I love
Speaker 1: that and my favorite part of that song is trying
Speaker 1: to figure out who's who, Like the Ozzy guy, I
Speaker 1: got the Ozzy guy, I have their uh Tammy and
Speaker 1: Montana I kind of recognize her. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out where Robbie the Mariner fan is an Inca terror
Speaker 1: and Robin Vegas and all these guys. But tremendous job
Speaker 1: by all. Thank you so much guys for submitting that
Speaker 1: song and the effort that went into that. All right,
Speaker 1: Next up on this Mallard Militia Concerto Radio Active. Ryan,
Speaker 1: our buddy Ryan submitted a song and it's titled flexis
Speaker 1: the Seven Toad drag Queen. I believe this one was
Speaker 1: my request from Eddie Garcia. But without further ado, here's
Speaker 1: our little tribute. Ryan's tribute to the Drag queen caller
Speaker 1: from Buffalo seven toes or is it eight toes? Flexis
Speaker 1: here is the tune Malicia will tune into Listen will
Speaker 1: be popular, Polish it, tell it g listened? What do
Speaker 1: you even know? The best? He she on the bed mellashow.
Speaker 1: Alexis the seventh oil track. Queen only has seven toes. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think it's a if you count the one that grows.
Speaker 1: One of alexis rivals challenged him to not take gun,
Speaker 1: but he decided to flee. Now Roxanne's a royalty thanking
Speaker 1: the bell and meet and greet. The blind Scott came
Speaker 1: to see Alexis since I've got no sight? Will you
Speaker 1: sit on my plunge of tonight now that the song
Speaker 1: is over and it's time to go to sleep. Alexis
Speaker 1: the seven to trag Queen. I think you're all right?
Speaker 1: Bind me. Hey, little buddy, this sounds really again. Will
Speaker 1: you say we are living on a little bit more answer?
Speaker 1: Flexus is Heaven, don't trag. Queen only has seven toes. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think it's a if you count the one that grows.
Speaker 1: When a Flexus rivals tell us to do not ta gun,
Speaker 1: but he decided to flee. Now Roxanne's a royalty, didn't
Speaker 1: kill the nurther met and greet and blunch God came
Speaker 1: to see Alexus and so I've got no site. Will
Speaker 1: you sit on my plunry tonight now that the song
Speaker 1: is whole thing and it's kid to go to sleep,
Speaker 1: Alexis to seven coach track, Queen, I think you're right
Speaker 1: by me. Well, next up, good job Ryan, that was
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that. Always fun to have a good time
Speaker 1: with flexis on the radio. And next up, a whole
Speaker 1: bag full of amazing music from an unbelievably talented musician.
Speaker 1: Mr pc is his name. He lives in the great
Speaker 1: State of Michigan, resides in Flint, Michigan. And this is
Speaker 1: a man that has the gift. He has the gift
Speaker 1: of mu music. And he actually went in from what
Speaker 1: Cooper was telling me, into a recording studio and had
Speaker 1: this back and forth with one of the other people
Speaker 1: the recording studio who are upset that he was sending
Speaker 1: these songs to our show for free. And so this
Speaker 1: became a competition. And I don't know all the details,
Speaker 1: but from what I understand, we were the beneficiary of
Speaker 1: many more songs than originally we're planned, so let's give
Speaker 1: it up now. Mr PC from Flint, Michigan. The first
Speaker 1: song he submitted a blue Mallard, and the holiday hits
Speaker 1: continue on this Mallard militia concerto. It would be Mallord
Speaker 1: without Bend. I contain Christmas brigny sad, my friend, no tree,
Speaker 1: no stockings, no Christmas cards too sad. It would be
Speaker 1: a blue Christmas blout Ben Balloon. It would be a
Speaker 1: blue miss means without Ben Mallord. Gentle Bend so kind
Speaker 1: and friendly peas, don't give us prime falling sat a.
Speaker 1: Please give us Bend back for Christmas. Outstanding, wonderful prival.
Speaker 1: Good job by you, Mr PC, and we have a
Speaker 1: whole bunch more Mr PC songs. Next up, the hits
Speaker 1: continue with let it Mallard from Mr PC. Oh, the
Speaker 1: weather outside is brightful, but Mallard is so delightful, So
Speaker 1: turn on your radio. Listen to the Ben Mallard Show.
Speaker 1: While Roberto finds drops forward dropping whoop, the loop always
Speaker 1: keeps things hopping, and Eddie's a total throw. Listen to
Speaker 1: the bend Man Allers Show. But they only come on
Speaker 1: that night. F s R won't allow it during the
Speaker 1: day and the call screeners filled with fright. You never
Speaker 1: know what the colors will say. Oh flexis and gay
Speaker 1: upperil is decked out for Christmas carols, belt buckles made
Speaker 1: of missile toad. Listen to the Ben mad Show. Oh
Speaker 1: oh well, as you know that that one of my
Speaker 1: favorite tunes. Well maybe not that version it's all about me,
Speaker 1: but the original version that you played off of. Great job,
Speaker 1: Mr PC. Here's Mr PCs and ex hit the Twelve
Speaker 1: Days of Mallard wonderful. Here we go on the twelfth
Speaker 1: Day of Christmas, My true twelve Hetty Garcia's Justin Cook Burst,
Speaker 1: Comerto Flores, Chris from Houston, Dick from Dayton from Brooklyn's,
Speaker 1: Tammy's from Montana for Angry Bills, three half Drinking Brian
Speaker 1: from one classic to another again all these songs, these
Speaker 1: next few songs from Mr pc from Flint, Michigan. And
Speaker 1: this next tune is a family favorite, Mother the Reindeer
Speaker 1: from Mr PC. Here it is you know, Eddie Garcia
Speaker 1: and Coop da Loope Cooper Roberto Flores is simply super.
Speaker 1: But recall the most blov eighteen of M M B
Speaker 1: B L L. Yeah, I gotta tell you Mother the
Speaker 1: reindeer much better than Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. I
Speaker 1: think you'll agree all right. Next up another tune from
Speaker 1: Mr pc very talented musician out of Flint, Michigan, and
Speaker 1: here it is the most wonderful time of the year.
Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful time when the Bendalas Show wishes
Speaker 1: all of it's listeners joyt good. It's the most wonderful time.
Speaker 1: Certain dumbnotes outti the reindeer time Santo long neat his
Speaker 1: slay when he heads half, that's way he'll be onions.
Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful time from any to blest to
Speaker 1: shuffle and Jolly Dick then gathers all of his friends
Speaker 1: under time. Raise your glass, here's to have. If Doc
Speaker 1: Knight gives a toast, you can bet that he's most
Speaker 1: likely not drinking beer. He's the most wonderful time, a marvelous,
Speaker 1: absolutely marvelous, as our Mallard Militia concerto continues and Mr
Speaker 1: p see back with another tune, Felice Navidad, a classical
Speaker 1: Christmas holiday tune, And here is Mr PCs spin on
Speaker 1: that Felice Navida from carc Felice Navi, Felis Navi, The
Speaker 1: Little Show Felice Nay, Felice not die in bat belease
Speaker 1: not die Little Show. I want to wish you a
Speaker 1: ball of Christmas. I wanna wish you a mall of Christmas.
Speaker 1: I wanna wish you a mett of Christmas. From the
Speaker 1: bottom for my heart, I wanna wish you a mall
Speaker 1: of Christmas. I want to win as you a mallor Christmas.
Speaker 1: I wanna wish you at Christmas. From the bottom. We
Speaker 1: want to wish you all Chris. You want to wish
Speaker 1: you allam We want to wish you all Christmas. Proble motto.
Speaker 1: We want to wish you a ball of I want
Speaker 1: to wish you allasatom. We want to wish you all Christmas.
Speaker 1: Problem bottom love hearing it. Mr PCs Felice Navi did
Speaker 1: next up our final submission. What a wonderful group of
Speaker 1: songs this has been from Mr PC and the last
Speaker 1: song we have that he sent us is called Flexis Nuts.
Speaker 1: That's the name of the song, so let's get right
Speaker 1: to it. Here. It is Mr PC with another hit,
Speaker 1: Alexis Nuts roasting on an open fire. Doc Mike sipping
Speaker 1: on some peace, Angry Bill. It's a cheap little thrill
Speaker 1: from Tammy in Montana. Don't you know everybody knows the
Speaker 1: colors to the Mallar Show. Will it help to make
Speaker 1: this season right? Each and everyone are a bundle of fun.
Speaker 1: You'll find it hard to sleep tonight. You know that
Speaker 1: ha Pin went away beer drinking Cryin's on his own,
Speaker 1: but that's okay. He's got the Mallarty to be his
Speaker 1: friends with Eddie Coope, De Luke, Roberto and Big Bend
Speaker 1: and so we'd man hippies just a memory and others
Speaker 1: I simply shall not name. The Mallar Militia would just
Speaker 1: like to wish you merry Christmas. Two you Bravo, bravo,
Speaker 1: thank you. I love the lyrics, the amount of time
Speaker 1: that you put into that. You even brought in for
Speaker 1: one of the songs there you had a female with you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Tremendous job, Mr PC. And I wish I
Speaker 1: knew more about you. I wish I could promote you somehow.
Speaker 1: If there's any way I can do that, please let
Speaker 1: me know email me. But you're a very talented musician
Speaker 1: and I do thank you for sending all these songs
Speaker 1: in and giving a lot of smiles to people that
Speaker 1: listen to our little radio show. Moving on from mr PC,
Speaker 1: Next up we have Brian listener, Brian, He's in Bowling Green.
Speaker 1: He also has the gift of music. And the submission
Speaker 1: from Brian and Bowling Green is Here comes Mallard Claus
Speaker 1: and here it is next up on the fifth hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller. Here comes Malaclaus. Here comes Mali Blaws
Speaker 1: right now Mala Claus Lane. He's got hot takes. He's
Speaker 1: own here again. Eddie Garcia justin Cooper Raider roperter to
Speaker 1: to eight basic meat compas coming to you because Mana
Speaker 1: Claus comes to nine. If you're dumps Mali class here
Speaker 1: dumps Mami Clause right down Malaclause Lane. He's got the
Speaker 1: best call ex for John hours holding on the line
Speaker 1: names story. Cristal loves to his Arro and Blair shot
Speaker 1: at coming again. So let's get face to Channi and Montana.
Speaker 1: Because Mala Claus comes stand nine to her comes Mala Claus.
Speaker 1: Here comes Mala Clause right down Malaclause Lane. He loves
Speaker 1: the Claspers Rams and Jersey bashing Lebron again Mona Laus
Speaker 1: Town where Rado game goos the instant advice line and
Speaker 1: down from the podcast is that's a catchy little tune.
Speaker 1: I like that, all right? Moving on from here comes
Speaker 1: Mallard Claus. A couple of our favorites, say, very decorated
Speaker 1: group of listeners. Jay Scoop, multiple winner in previous Mallard
Speaker 1: talent shows, and Just Josh in Cincinnati, a collaboration. Jay
Speaker 1: Scoop is in Seattle, and we mentioned Just Josh in Ohio.
Speaker 1: And these guys have become friends via the radio show
Speaker 1: and they teamed up for this next song. Have yourself
Speaker 1: a Mallard little c is miss, Have yourself a Mollard
Speaker 1: little Christmas. Let your heart take shine. From now on,
Speaker 1: your shutting Freuda will be mine. Have yourself a Mollard
Speaker 1: little Christmas. Make a game show plays from now on.
Speaker 1: It its's golden tickets all the way you We are
Speaker 1: swollen lexicons, verbal octagons and snows. Fox Sports friends. Have
Speaker 1: a drink to us. The Militia bass is yours. Through
Speaker 1: the years, we all listen together as the Grimlas cross
Speaker 1: hang a shining Marconi upon your walls. So have yourself
Speaker 1: a mother little Christmas now, and have yourself a mother,
Speaker 1: little Christmas Now wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, Ja Scoop and just Josh.
Speaker 1: You guys always provide a level material, nothing shabby, no
Speaker 1: cutting corners, and I enjoyed that a lot. Have yourself
Speaker 1: a mallard little Christmas. Well. Next up we go to
Speaker 1: Ohio Owl and my man Ohio Al who wrote the
Speaker 1: song that we play on the mail bag on the
Speaker 1: Sunday edition of The Fifth Hour. That's a little jingle,
Speaker 1: just a small little jingle, Ohio giving us this latest tune.
Speaker 1: He sent two songs in the first song we're gonna
Speaker 1: play is half pint got run over by her? John Dear.
Speaker 1: Sounds good to me. Let's enjoy the work of Ohio out.
Speaker 1: Half might got run over by her Charney going back
Speaker 1: to prison Christmas Eve, you can see there's no such things,
Speaker 1: is promer bear drinky Bryan you believe she's been snorting
Speaker 1: too much better Brian's bay, do not to go put
Speaker 1: her curlough. It was over. So she stumbled out of
Speaker 1: the door into the soul. When they found her Christmas
Speaker 1: small and at the scene of the attack, there would
Speaker 1: be a cans on her. John Deal and long moramards
Speaker 1: on going back calf might got run over by the
Speaker 1: John Dee is going back to prison Christmas Eve. You
Speaker 1: can say there's no such thing. It's calmer bear drinking
Speaker 1: Bryan believe. Now we're all so proud of crying. He's
Speaker 1: been taking this so well. He's sitting there watching his biking,
Speaker 1: drinking beery whiskey as is a swell. It's not Christmas
Speaker 1: without hand fine. All the family screams a shout and
Speaker 1: we just can't help. But wonder why did the prison
Speaker 1: ever let him out? I find got run over by her?
Speaker 1: John didn't going back to prison Christmas Eve. You can
Speaker 1: say there's no such it's calm, be a drinking Bryan believe. Wow, well,
Speaker 1: just wait until half point gets out of the slammer.
Speaker 1: She leaves the Gray Bar Hotel, Ohio All, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna hear your song and she's gonna be so happy.
Speaker 1: What an amazing gift to her when she gets out
Speaker 1: of the the jail that she's in in Missouri. Well,
Speaker 1: next up from Ohio awl the untitled Silent Night parody.
Speaker 1: So here's another hit from our guy Ohio al side
Speaker 1: God grown strung Jo will know this breathing to cool
Speaker 1: this creeding cold shine and no well dener sticks to
Speaker 1: FRANKI wor si fils the bad more feelings sound, it's
Speaker 1: fall the food by should hear by please eating pours
Speaker 1: in at a point she die without grown strong one
Speaker 1: chick and bridles all put you know, listen sad of yo,
Speaker 1: don't need don't cle love it, love it, love it,
Speaker 1: love it. Good job, Thank you, ohio all. I hope
Speaker 1: you have a wonderful holiday, wonderful end of the year.
Speaker 1: Next up on this Mallard Militia Concerto, we go to Richmond,
Speaker 1: Virginia the r v A and listener Joe with a
Speaker 1: very catchy Mallar theme song that will have you tap
Speaker 1: in your toes. It's right now on the fifth hour.
Speaker 1: I don't need presents underneath the Christmas tree so bright,
Speaker 1: no gaming consoles, TVs. I don't even need a bike.
Speaker 1: I don't need a brand new phone. All I needs
Speaker 1: radio so that I can listen to the Band Maller Show.
Speaker 1: All I need is the Band Maller Show. I saw
Speaker 1: little swear that I will support and defend the Ben
Speaker 1: Maller Show against all enemies. Born in domestic and I'm
Speaker 1: a little bay the orders to Loopie's belief fight back
Speaker 1: against odd stylet tax from rival sports, gas bags and
Speaker 1: blow herds. So help me God, Happy Holiday. Thank you Joe.
Speaker 1: That was outstanding. I appreciated good job by you. And
Speaker 1: you are also one of the very talented people that
Speaker 1: has submitted music over the last couple of years. And
Speaker 1: we do thank you, Joe for all the work that
Speaker 1: you put in to give back to a marginal overnight
Speaker 1: radio show. This next song likely sums up the Mallard
Speaker 1: militia more than any other song and what the show
Speaker 1: is all about. In a previous talent show, we discovered
Speaker 1: a man that has a gift. It's not really a
Speaker 1: gift that you can monetize, but it is a gift.
Speaker 1: God gives gifts in all forms. And we present now
Speaker 1: the Boston Burper. That's right, the Boston Burper, our friend
Speaker 1: from Bean Town. He called up and he gave us
Speaker 1: an amazing song. Ben Mallard is coming to town, all
Speaker 1: through the art of the burp. And here's how that sounded.
Speaker 1: Dad who want Joe? Dad are not grind, Dad are
Speaker 1: not bound? Damn Dela Ua dead. Mallory is go back
Speaker 1: to town. Ben Mallor is Goban to down Burpitty Burp
Speaker 1: Burp for the Boston Burper. Good job by you. Next
Speaker 1: up we stay in the Northeast. We go from Boston,
Speaker 1: we drive up to Maine and Harry Violin, Harry, this
Speaker 1: guy rocks it. Everything this man has sent has been wonderful.
Speaker 1: And he is a professional musician. I'm not sure exactly
Speaker 1: what he does, but I know a little bit about him,
Speaker 1: but not much. All I know is I like the
Speaker 1: music that he has sent into our show, and we're
Speaker 1: lucky to have him as a listener. So Harry in
Speaker 1: May now with let It Snow, the Mallard themed edition.
Speaker 1: Oh the weather Maine is frightful. Both the boys are
Speaker 1: so delightful. If you got no place to go, you
Speaker 1: can go to the Ben mall the show. Oh the
Speaker 1: phone are always hopping with those calling cooks that popping.
Speaker 1: Whenever you feeling boom, you can go to Ben Malli
Speaker 1: show cooping Itty up all night so food can called
Speaker 1: up on the phone. And if Riverto does things you
Speaker 1: just right, they're gonna be called until dune. So if
Speaker 1: your night is dragon and you're tired of all that bragging,
Speaker 1: there's no need to feel low. You can go to
Speaker 1: the Ben. You can go to the Ben. You can
Speaker 1: go to Ben Mai show outstanding job by you, Harry,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. The hits continue here. The next
Speaker 1: couple of tunes are little mini songs sent in by
Speaker 1: the Real Dale from Rosedale, in the real Deal in
Speaker 1: the Baltimore area. And he called us up and had
Speaker 1: a couple of little ditties that he wanted us to share.
Speaker 1: And the first couple are about Brian Finley. The first
Speaker 1: song from the Real Dale from Rosedale is a tribute song.
Speaker 1: It's titled Finley Blows. And here's that tune. Oh, the
Speaker 1: Finley updates are frightful. They're too long to be delightful.
Speaker 1: And if you really want to know the true Finlay's
Speaker 1: updates are long. In the two well, he tries to
Speaker 1: be better than Eddie, but he sounds like ugly Betty.
Speaker 1: Every Mather Militia remember knows Finley blows. Finley Blows. Finley Blows.
Speaker 1: Next up from the Real Dale from Rosedale, another song
Speaker 1: goofing on Brian Finley. It's Finley's Girl and here it
Speaker 1: is Finley's Girl, Finley's Girl. We will never meet man'
Speaker 1: TEUs so his girlfriend wepter offer beet Finley Girl, Finley's girl.
Speaker 1: We will never meet manteus, though his girlfriend wept their
Speaker 1: offer feet. Well, if that wasn't good enough, the Real
Speaker 1: Dale from Rosedale has another song, his final submission, and
Speaker 1: this self explanatory. A little tip of the cap to
Speaker 1: Doc Mike from Chicago who was on the podcast not
Speaker 1: that long ago. But here's the Real Dale from Rosedale.
Speaker 1: The song titled Drink all Your urine. Okay, then here
Speaker 1: it is. Oh come drink your yours, that will be
Speaker 1: your cureing es, drink up your youran, says Doc Mike.
Speaker 1: Drink oh you're your and that will be your cure.
Speaker 1: Oh drink a love your your and oh keep your
Speaker 1: yellow pooring oh yellow fans a door and Doctor Mike,
Speaker 1: well you can't help but smile. You can't help but
Speaker 1: smile at that. Next up, the final song. Yes you
Speaker 1: have made it all the way to the end of
Speaker 1: this special edition of the Mallard Militia Concerto, and this
Speaker 1: next song comes to us from Madison, Wisconsin. Cathy from
Speaker 1: Madison huge fan. You might know her from her previous work.
Speaker 1: Hey Mona, Cathy is back with another hit and it's
Speaker 1: titled Twas a few weeks before Christmas. This song never
Speaker 1: played before unless I missed it, never played before on
Speaker 1: the radio. We're gonna debut it on this podcast. You're
Speaker 1: going to get to hear it before anybody else hears it.
Speaker 1: And this is the tune Kathy from Madison twas a
Speaker 1: few weeks before Christmas. And here it is. It was
Speaker 1: a few weeks before Christmas. The creature was stirring, thank god,
Speaker 1: not even a mouse. The stations were tuned on my
Speaker 1: radios with chairs in hopes that Ben Mallard will be there.
Speaker 1: The militia was sitting awake on our beds, the visions
Speaker 1: of theater against in our lines. They can date in
Speaker 1: an un banjo and I on mandolin. We're frying on
Speaker 1: reins with a four hour all night when on the
Speaker 1: radio there arose such a clatter, and I who in
Speaker 1: an instant it must be Ben Mallard. His eyes pony twiggled,
Speaker 1: his dimples, how merry. His cheeks are like roses, but
Speaker 1: his nose isn't like a sherry, because that would be
Speaker 1: really weird, even for this show. And we heard him
Speaker 1: below being in the middle of the night in there everywhere. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, Kathie. I appreciate that. You know that came
Speaker 1: from the heart and all of these songs, every one
Speaker 1: of the talented people that sent these songs in that
Speaker 1: spent some of the time they have focused on providing
Speaker 1: us with some entertainment. Boy, do we think I wish
Speaker 1: I could send you guys all something. I got no budget,
Speaker 1: I got nothing, but trust me, it does mean a lot.
Speaker 1: And you're making a lot of people happy who have
Speaker 1: heard this podcast and have been listening to the Terrestrial
Speaker 1: Radio show. Have a great rest of your day today.
Speaker 1: We'll be back over the weekend and we'll have original
Speaker 1: podcast all weekend long. I really want to thank Danny
Speaker 1: G Radio. I want to thank the Cooper Loop and Roberto.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of moving parts to get all
Speaker 1: these songs together, and everyone joined forces and spent some
Speaker 1: of their valuable time making sure everything sounded good on
Speaker 1: this podcast. So thank you guys, Danny Gee for doing
Speaker 1: the technical stuff on this podcast. He'll be back with
Speaker 1: me over the next couple of days yapping into microphones
Speaker 1: And thanks to Coope and Roberto again, you guys were
Speaker 1: great helping us out. Have a wonderful rest of your day,
Speaker 1: and we'll catch you next time.