WEBVTT - Maller Militia Concerto 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:20.240 pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.879 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. We are 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.640 back at it. The weekend has begun, The Fifth Hour 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:44.120 with Ben Maller in Danny g Radio. But it's all 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.360 me today, It's all Big Ben today. Danny'll be back 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:54.200 on Saturday and Sunday. And this is a musical Mallard podcast. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.360 We do this because four hours a night or not 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:01.280 enough on the overnight, eight days a week in the 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:06.720 Magic Podcast studio at a secret location somewhere in the 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:12.199 north Woods. And so normally on Friday we schmooze with 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:17.760 someone typically from the world of sports, sometimes politics, occasionally 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:22.399 will dabble in pop culture. But somebody that's interesting, that 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:26.840 has stories to tell. But why is this day different 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:32.600 than all other days? We have an amazing gift to 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:39.160 give you to close out. It is a special Mallard Concerto. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:44.200 Back on Thanksgiving night, I was sitting in my normal 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.840 position in the catbird seat doing the show, talking about 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:54.440 Thanksgiving football, and my engineer Chris, who was in for Roberto, said, hey, 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.960 we gotta start playing holiday music in our number two 0:01:58.200 --> 0:01:59.840 and I said, wait a minute. For the rest of 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.280 the year, we're gonna have to play holiday music. And 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:06.200 so as a way to get back at management, I said, 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:09.040 you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna ask the 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:16.840 Mallard Militia two come up with the original songs, lyrics, parodies, songs, 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:20.520 whatever holiday music you can come up with as a 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:25.160 way to poke back at management. And boy did the 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:30.239 Mallard Militia ever respond. We did not expect this kind 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:35.320 of contribution of content, and we thought maybe we'd get 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.240 a few songs. Instead, we got an entire box set. 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.360 I know it's an outdated reference, but we have a lot. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.680 We have a lot turning music into memories. Uh, And 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.359 I really want to thank everyone that submitted a song. 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.239 I think we have everything. Maybe we're missing one or two, 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:54.360 but I'm pretty sure we have every song that was 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.600 submitted that got played on the air. We're even going 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.640 to play a song that I don't believe has been 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.720 played on the air. And so thank you to the 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:07.400 hard working men and women, and you know who you are, 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:12.120 who have insomnia and a musical gift. And I am 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:17.120 jealous because there are some very talented musicians that happened 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.160 to be up late at night listening to us. And 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.680 some of you are better than others. Not all songs 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:27.000 are equal, but the effort was there and you went 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:31.480 beyond the call of duty and for that we thank you. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:39.480 So going into recording studios, garages, man caves, basements to 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:45.320 provide audio gold And as the late, great iconic DJ 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.560 Casey Caseum said back in the day, keep your feet 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:52.040 on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. I'm 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.600 glad I didn't run over Casey and kill him the 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:58.600 time I almost did. So without further ado, let's get 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.840 to the music. You don't want to hear what I 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:02.320 have to say. You want to get to the music. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:06.560 So these are all holiday songs that were submitted by 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:10.680 listeners to the Ben Mallard radio show here in the year. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:16.360 Late in the year, and this is a Mallard Militia 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:22.240 concerto and the face the music situation We start with 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:28.039 He'll Billy Mike and this is an unentitled record. It's 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:32.880 Frosty the Snowman with a Mallard show twist to kick 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:37.800 off this Mallard militia concerto. Here is hill Billy Mike 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:50.200 Benjaman Mallard should be on your radio. He's got a 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.800 bad time slot. Buddy, don't get hot because he likes it, 0:04:53.920 --> 0:05:00.800 don't you know? He Garcie uh is been Mallers may sidekick. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:05.000 He's a Steeler fan. Hard to understand. He plays with 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:09.960 charger thundersticks. There's got to be some kind of magic 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:14.960 rolled up in Coop's great big blunts because hook Lyne 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:21.080 and Sinker. He believes all the Democrats dump stunts, Busness 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:25.599 the menace, cooking Mama gun new Shed at night, talk 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:29.320 a little smack about Denverse crap, and Cooper Loop is 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:34.520 ready to fight. Tumpity thump thump tumpedy thump, the mad 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:40.360 Hatter of Scorch Chatter, tumpity thump tump tumpy thump dump, 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:46.320 the bannering Broadcaster. We have the great Sambony. We've got 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:51.200 the liar liar. Oh Roberto is the chef. He's got 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:56.000 the hat he's not the tender Rhney pro Ben's callers 0:05:56.120 --> 0:06:01.480 are freak show. Some might be on LSD. We love 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.839 some calls and we hate some calls. Geniu med Third 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:08.640 rest in pees. There's got to be some kind of 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:13.640 magic in Coope's favorite Bongy smokes because he has to 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:17.960 screen a ton of calls from a lot of crazy folks. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:25.279 Money Bam Maller is the mughul mischief. If his boss 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.280 says ever listened to the show, We're gonna miss him 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.960 on the late night shift. Dumpity thump thump thump ofy 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:37.800 thump thump, a chasm of sarcas um, dumped e thump 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:43.760 thump tumpuy thump thump bny the Brazen Wow. Good job, 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:48.599 Thank you, Mike outstanding. The songs continue. Next up we 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:54.400 have the Mallard Town Philharmonic Chamber Choir. That's a mouthful, 0:06:54.960 --> 0:07:00.560 but what a talented ensemble effort this song is. And 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:05.000 give it up now to Jay Scoop, Just Josh, the 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:10.560 Ozzy Guy, Tammy and Montana, Robbie the Mariner fan Inca Terror, 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:17.240 Justin in Cincinnati and Rob in Vegas. They collaborated all 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:22.200 over the United States and internationally with the Ozzy guy 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:27.320 to provide. Mallard got rear ended by a John Deere 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:32.080 and here it is the Mallard Town Philharmonic Chamber choir. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:43.280 Lollard got related by John Dear, Joving, Lex and alexandris La. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:50.320 You can say there's no one like line that's for 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:57.320 shall we believe? She'd been drinking whiskey and white cloud 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:04.040 you're drinking and said up to dry. But when she 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:09.240 put the key, ignition ain't tiny ring dude did not 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:17.400 survive When they found her Christmas morning, passed out next 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:22.720 to the accident, it was empty beer canzy in her 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:27.400 cooler and her breath was freaking heavy of pepper Man. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:34.960 Mallard I re ended on Deer driving back to maur 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:40.880 to Chrissy. You can say it really wasn't his fault. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:48.360 He never took ahead. Just since we now the hand 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:56.599 is on the table and some banana Creepie Blair with 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:04.080 the turkey and some stuffy Gena brought the tudgean dons wine. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:12.920 It's about Christmas without drama, healthy game of balder dash. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:20.439 You see Eddie Gus Sarah's lifeline tuning passive facos into cash. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:27.840 Mallard got rehended by John Dear driving back to Miletown 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:33.360 Christmas Eve. You can see he's picking up the orders 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:40.800 and they're offering supermarket. See can change. Mallard got relinded 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:46.160 by a John Deer driving back to Millardown Christmas Eve. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:52.319 You can see he's in the air and everywhere. And 0:09:52.520 --> 0:10:04.800 as for the issue, we believe wonderful, wonderful. I love 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.800 that and my favorite part of that song is trying 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.319 to figure out who's who, Like the Ozzy guy, I 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.880 got the Ozzy guy, I have their uh Tammy and 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.560 Montana I kind of recognize her. I'm trying to figure 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.439 out where Robbie the Mariner fan is an Inca terror 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.600 and Robin Vegas and all these guys. But tremendous job 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:26.480 by all. Thank you so much guys for submitting that 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.480 song and the effort that went into that. All right, 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:36.480 Next up on this Mallard Militia Concerto Radio Active. Ryan, 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:42.240 our buddy Ryan submitted a song and it's titled flexis 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.520 the Seven Toad drag Queen. I believe this one was 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:50.360 my request from Eddie Garcia. But without further ado, here's 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:54.760 our little tribute. Ryan's tribute to the Drag queen caller 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:59.480 from Buffalo seven toes or is it eight toes? Flexis 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:16.920 here is the tune Malicia will tune into Listen will 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:22.520 be popular, Polish it, tell it g listened? What do 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:30.079 you even know? The best? He she on the bed mellashow. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:40.520 Alexis the seventh oil track. Queen only has seven toes. Actually, 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:45.160 I think it's a if you count the one that grows. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:51.120 One of alexis rivals challenged him to not take gun, 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:59.320 but he decided to flee. Now Roxanne's a royalty thanking 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.880 the bell and meet and greet. The blind Scott came 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:08.400 to see Alexis since I've got no sight? Will you 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:12.160 sit on my plunge of tonight now that the song 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:17.760 is over and it's time to go to sleep. Alexis 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.400 the seven to trag Queen. I think you're all right? 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:30.800 Bind me. Hey, little buddy, this sounds really again. Will 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.400 you say we are living on a little bit more answer? 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:42.439 Flexus is Heaven, don't trag. Queen only has seven toes. Actually, 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:47.079 I think it's a if you count the one that grows. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:53.080 When a Flexus rivals tell us to do not ta gun, 0:12:54.440 --> 0:13:01.000 but he decided to flee. Now Roxanne's a royalty, didn't 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:04.800 kill the nurther met and greet and blunch God came 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:10.080 to see Alexus and so I've got no site. Will 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:14.080 you sit on my plunry tonight now that the song 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.920 is whole thing and it's kid to go to sleep, 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:23.319 Alexis to seven coach track, Queen, I think you're right 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:32.480 by me. Well, next up, good job Ryan, that was 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.920 I enjoyed that. Always fun to have a good time 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:40.320 with flexis on the radio. And next up, a whole 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:46.960 bag full of amazing music from an unbelievably talented musician. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:51.400 Mr pc is his name. He lives in the great 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:55.880 State of Michigan, resides in Flint, Michigan. And this is 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.920 a man that has the gift. He has the gift 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.319 of mu music. And he actually went in from what 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.760 Cooper was telling me, into a recording studio and had 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:08.920 this back and forth with one of the other people 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.040 the recording studio who are upset that he was sending 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.199 these songs to our show for free. And so this 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.000 became a competition. And I don't know all the details, 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.320 but from what I understand, we were the beneficiary of 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:25.400 many more songs than originally we're planned, so let's give 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:30.040 it up now. Mr PC from Flint, Michigan. The first 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:35.480 song he submitted a blue Mallard, and the holiday hits 0:14:35.520 --> 0:15:00.760 continue on this Mallard militia concerto. It would be Mallord 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:17.160 without Bend. I contain Christmas brigny sad, my friend, no tree, 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:24.680 no stockings, no Christmas cards too sad. It would be 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:35.800 a blue Christmas blout Ben Balloon. It would be a 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:48.200 blue miss means without Ben Mallord. Gentle Bend so kind 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:56.640 and friendly peas, don't give us prime falling sat a. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:16:12.840 Please give us Bend back for Christmas. Outstanding, wonderful prival. 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.320 Good job by you, Mr PC, and we have a 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:19.200 whole bunch more Mr PC songs. Next up, the hits 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:30.760 continue with let it Mallard from Mr PC. Oh, the 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:38.680 weather outside is brightful, but Mallard is so delightful, So 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:44.880 turn on your radio. Listen to the Ben Mallard Show. 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:51.800 While Roberto finds drops forward dropping whoop, the loop always 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:58.760 keeps things hopping, and Eddie's a total throw. Listen to 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:04.000 the bend Man Allers Show. But they only come on 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:08.520 that night. F s R won't allow it during the 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:14.680 day and the call screeners filled with fright. You never 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:20.160 know what the colors will say. Oh flexis and gay 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:27.720 upperil is decked out for Christmas carols, belt buckles made 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:40.040 of missile toad. Listen to the Ben mad Show. Oh 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:49.359 oh well, as you know that that one of my 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:53.320 favorite tunes. Well maybe not that version it's all about me, 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:57.320 but the original version that you played off of. Great job, 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:02.080 Mr PC. Here's Mr PCs and ex hit the Twelve 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:12.520 Days of Mallard wonderful. Here we go on the twelfth 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:22.360 Day of Christmas, My true twelve Hetty Garcia's Justin Cook Burst, 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:33.000 Comerto Flores, Chris from Houston, Dick from Dayton from Brooklyn's, 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:47.399 Tammy's from Montana for Angry Bills, three half Drinking Brian 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.920 from one classic to another again all these songs, these 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.879 next few songs from Mr pc from Flint, Michigan. And 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:14.560 this next tune is a family favorite, Mother the Reindeer 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:22.240 from Mr PC. Here it is you know, Eddie Garcia 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:29.240 and Coop da Loope Cooper Roberto Flores is simply super. 0:19:30.640 --> 0:20:17.639 But recall the most blov eighteen of M M B 0:20:18.800 --> 0:21:06.800 B L L. Yeah, I gotta tell you Mother the 0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:10.480 reindeer much better than Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. I 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:13.359 think you'll agree all right. Next up another tune from 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:18.800 Mr pc very talented musician out of Flint, Michigan, and 0:21:19.119 --> 0:21:23.000 here it is the most wonderful time of the year. 0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:39.879 It's the most wonderful time when the Bendalas Show wishes 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:47.520 all of it's listeners joyt good. It's the most wonderful time. 0:21:51.880 --> 0:22:00.359 Certain dumbnotes outti the reindeer time Santo long neat his 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.800 slay when he heads half, that's way he'll be onions. 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:18.159 It's the most wonderful time from any to blest to 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:24.199 shuffle and Jolly Dick then gathers all of his friends 0:22:24.320 --> 0:22:37.200 under time. Raise your glass, here's to have. If Doc 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:40.280 Knight gives a toast, you can bet that he's most 0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:53.119 likely not drinking beer. He's the most wonderful time, a marvelous, 0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:59.600 absolutely marvelous, as our Mallard Militia concerto continues and Mr 0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:06.400 p see back with another tune, Felice Navidad, a classical 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:12.720 Christmas holiday tune, And here is Mr PCs spin on 0:23:12.960 --> 0:23:27.879 that Felice Navida from carc Felice Navi, Felis Navi, The 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:38.480 Little Show Felice Nay, Felice not die in bat belease 0:23:38.600 --> 0:23:45.080 not die Little Show. I want to wish you a 0:23:45.200 --> 0:23:49.400 ball of Christmas. I wanna wish you a mall of Christmas. 0:23:49.960 --> 0:23:52.800 I wanna wish you a mett of Christmas. From the 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:57.800 bottom for my heart, I wanna wish you a mall 0:23:57.880 --> 0:24:01.720 of Christmas. I want to win as you a mallor Christmas. 0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:08.480 I wanna wish you at Christmas. From the bottom. We 0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:12.399 want to wish you all Chris. You want to wish 0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:17.800 you allam We want to wish you all Christmas. Proble motto. 0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:24.200 We want to wish you a ball of I want 0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:29.320 to wish you allasatom. We want to wish you all Christmas. 0:24:29.400 --> 0:24:37.160 Problem bottom love hearing it. Mr PCs Felice Navi did 0:24:37.640 --> 0:24:41.680 next up our final submission. What a wonderful group of 0:24:41.800 --> 0:24:46.240 songs this has been from Mr PC and the last 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:51.000 song we have that he sent us is called Flexis Nuts. 0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:53.679 That's the name of the song, so let's get right 0:24:53.720 --> 0:24:57.479 to it. Here. It is Mr PC with another hit, 0:25:02.040 --> 0:25:12.800 Alexis Nuts roasting on an open fire. Doc Mike sipping 0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:20.320 on some peace, Angry Bill. It's a cheap little thrill 0:25:21.280 --> 0:25:28.359 from Tammy in Montana. Don't you know everybody knows the 0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:34.600 colors to the Mallar Show. Will it help to make 0:25:34.720 --> 0:25:42.600 this season right? Each and everyone are a bundle of fun. 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:49.520 You'll find it hard to sleep tonight. You know that 0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:56.840 ha Pin went away beer drinking Cryin's on his own, 0:25:57.119 --> 0:26:03.320 but that's okay. He's got the Mallarty to be his 0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:09.800 friends with Eddie Coope, De Luke, Roberto and Big Bend 0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:18.480 and so we'd man hippies just a memory and others 0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:25.920 I simply shall not name. The Mallar Militia would just 0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:47.800 like to wish you merry Christmas. Two you Bravo, bravo, 0:26:48.160 --> 0:26:51.879 thank you. I love the lyrics, the amount of time 0:26:51.960 --> 0:26:54.399 that you put into that. You even brought in for 0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:57.159 one of the songs there you had a female with you. 0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:02.720 Thank you. Tremendous job, Mr PC. And I wish I 0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.040 knew more about you. I wish I could promote you somehow. 0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:08.040 If there's any way I can do that, please let 0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:11.480 me know email me. But you're a very talented musician 0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:13.639 and I do thank you for sending all these songs 0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:17.399 in and giving a lot of smiles to people that 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:20.680 listen to our little radio show. Moving on from mr PC, 0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:25.280 Next up we have Brian listener, Brian, He's in Bowling Green. 0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:31.400 He also has the gift of music. And the submission 0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:35.640 from Brian and Bowling Green is Here comes Mallard Claus 0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:39.920 and here it is next up on the fifth hour 0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:54.359 with Ben Maller. Here comes Malaclaus. Here comes Mali Blaws 0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:59.640 right now Mala Claus Lane. He's got hot takes. He's 0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:05.800 own here again. Eddie Garcia justin Cooper Raider roperter to 0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:10.200 to eight basic meat compas coming to you because Mana 0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:14.200 Claus comes to nine. If you're dumps Mali class here 0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:18.119 dumps Mami Clause right down Malaclause Lane. He's got the 0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:21.960 best call ex for John hours holding on the line 0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:26.160 names story. Cristal loves to his Arro and Blair shot 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:30.560 at coming again. So let's get face to Channi and Montana. 0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:45.200 Because Mala Claus comes stand nine to her comes Mala Claus. 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:49.440 Here comes Mala Clause right down Malaclause Lane. He loves 0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:54.640 the Claspers Rams and Jersey bashing Lebron again Mona Laus 0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:59.560 Town where Rado game goos the instant advice line and 0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:26.400 down from the podcast is that's a catchy little tune. 0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:30.400 I like that, all right? Moving on from here comes 0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:35.520 Mallard Claus. A couple of our favorites, say, very decorated 0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:40.360 group of listeners. Jay Scoop, multiple winner in previous Mallard 0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:45.440 talent shows, and Just Josh in Cincinnati, a collaboration. Jay 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:48.880 Scoop is in Seattle, and we mentioned Just Josh in Ohio. 0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:53.040 And these guys have become friends via the radio show 0:29:53.760 --> 0:29:57.240 and they teamed up for this next song. Have yourself 0:29:57.520 --> 0:30:04.480 a Mallard little c is miss, Have yourself a Mollard 0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:14.800 little Christmas. Let your heart take shine. From now on, 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:28.320 your shutting Freuda will be mine. Have yourself a Mollard 0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:38.280 little Christmas. Make a game show plays from now on. 0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:50.400 It its's golden tickets all the way you We are 0:30:51.200 --> 0:31:03.280 swollen lexicons, verbal octagons and snows. Fox Sports friends. Have 0:31:03.560 --> 0:31:14.160 a drink to us. The Militia bass is yours. Through 0:31:14.280 --> 0:31:22.560 the years, we all listen together as the Grimlas cross 0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:39.080 hang a shining Marconi upon your walls. So have yourself 0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:53.880 a mother little Christmas now, and have yourself a mother, 0:31:54.720 --> 0:32:16.840 little Christmas Now wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, Ja Scoop and just Josh. 0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:24.000 You guys always provide a level material, nothing shabby, no 0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:28.160 cutting corners, and I enjoyed that a lot. Have yourself 0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:32.360 a mallard little Christmas. Well. Next up we go to 0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:37.320 Ohio Owl and my man Ohio Al who wrote the 0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:40.600 song that we play on the mail bag on the 0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:43.520 Sunday edition of The Fifth Hour. That's a little jingle, 0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:47.920 just a small little jingle, Ohio giving us this latest tune. 0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:50.520 He sent two songs in the first song we're gonna 0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:55.320 play is half pint got run over by her? John Dear. 0:32:56.320 --> 0:33:00.160 Sounds good to me. Let's enjoy the work of Ohio out. 0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:09.920 Half might got run over by her Charney going back 0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:15.560 to prison Christmas Eve, you can see there's no such things, 0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:23.840 is promer bear drinky Bryan you believe she's been snorting 0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:31.880 too much better Brian's bay, do not to go put 0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:36.280 her curlough. It was over. So she stumbled out of 0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:42.000 the door into the soul. When they found her Christmas 0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:49.560 small and at the scene of the attack, there would 0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:54.400 be a cans on her. John Deal and long moramards 0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:59.160 on going back calf might got run over by the 0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:06.080 John Dee is going back to prison Christmas Eve. You 0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:11.240 can say there's no such thing. It's calmer bear drinking 0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:19.919 Bryan believe. Now we're all so proud of crying. He's 0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:26.320 been taking this so well. He's sitting there watching his biking, 0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:33.880 drinking beery whiskey as is a swell. It's not Christmas 0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:41.520 without hand fine. All the family screams a shout and 0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:46.160 we just can't help. But wonder why did the prison 0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:51.640 ever let him out? I find got run over by her? 0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:58.719 John didn't going back to prison Christmas Eve. You can 0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:09.120 say there's no such it's calm, be a drinking Bryan believe. Wow, well, 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.360 just wait until half point gets out of the slammer. 0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:14.640 She leaves the Gray Bar Hotel, Ohio All, and she's 0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:17.440 gonna hear your song and she's gonna be so happy. 0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:19.719 What an amazing gift to her when she gets out 0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:22.399 of the the jail that she's in in Missouri. Well, 0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:28.719 next up from Ohio awl the untitled Silent Night parody. 0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:37.520 So here's another hit from our guy Ohio al side 0:35:40.800 --> 0:36:14.160 God grown strung Jo will know this breathing to cool 0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:33.239 this creeding cold shine and no well dener sticks to 0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:44.719 FRANKI wor si fils the bad more feelings sound, it's 0:36:44.960 --> 0:37:03.040 fall the food by should hear by please eating pours 0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:23.920 in at a point she die without grown strong one 0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:40.200 chick and bridles all put you know, listen sad of yo, 0:37:43.760 --> 0:38:01.160 don't need don't cle love it, love it, love it, 0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:04.120 love it. Good job, Thank you, ohio all. I hope 0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:08.040 you have a wonderful holiday, wonderful end of the year. 0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:13.960 Next up on this Mallard Militia Concerto, we go to Richmond, 0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:18.759 Virginia the r v A and listener Joe with a 0:38:19.440 --> 0:38:24.920 very catchy Mallar theme song that will have you tap 0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:29.239 in your toes. It's right now on the fifth hour. 0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:37.280 I don't need presents underneath the Christmas tree so bright, 0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:41.320 no gaming consoles, TVs. I don't even need a bike. 0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:44.920 I don't need a brand new phone. All I needs 0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:50.200 radio so that I can listen to the Band Maller Show. 0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:55.560 All I need is the Band Maller Show. I saw 0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:58.080 little swear that I will support and defend the Ben 0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:02.000 Maller Show against all enemies. Born in domestic and I'm 0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:05.279 a little bay the orders to Loopie's belief fight back 0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:10.759 against odd stylet tax from rival sports, gas bags and 0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:16.480 blow herds. So help me God, Happy Holiday. Thank you Joe. 0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:20.480 That was outstanding. I appreciated good job by you. And 0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:23.600 you are also one of the very talented people that 0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:26.680 has submitted music over the last couple of years. And 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.160 we do thank you, Joe for all the work that 0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:33.280 you put in to give back to a marginal overnight 0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:38.840 radio show. This next song likely sums up the Mallard 0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:42.719 militia more than any other song and what the show 0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:47.719 is all about. In a previous talent show, we discovered 0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:51.360 a man that has a gift. It's not really a 0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:54.640 gift that you can monetize, but it is a gift. 0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:59.480 God gives gifts in all forms. And we present now 0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:06.520 the Boston Burper. That's right, the Boston Burper, our friend 0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:10.200 from Bean Town. He called up and he gave us 0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:15.879 an amazing song. Ben Mallard is coming to town, all 0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:20.640 through the art of the burp. And here's how that sounded. 0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:25.880 Dad who want Joe? Dad are not grind, Dad are 0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:31.960 not bound? Damn Dela Ua dead. Mallory is go back 0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:40.760 to town. Ben Mallor is Goban to down Burpitty Burp 0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.560 Burp for the Boston Burper. Good job by you. Next 0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:48.719 up we stay in the Northeast. We go from Boston, 0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:55.279 we drive up to Maine and Harry Violin, Harry, this 0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:59.680 guy rocks it. Everything this man has sent has been wonderful. 0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:05.000 And he is a professional musician. I'm not sure exactly 0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:07.680 what he does, but I know a little bit about him, 0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:10.440 but not much. All I know is I like the 0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:12.759 music that he has sent into our show, and we're 0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:16.279 lucky to have him as a listener. So Harry in 0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:23.000 May now with let It Snow, the Mallard themed edition. 0:41:31.040 --> 0:41:36.560 Oh the weather Maine is frightful. Both the boys are 0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:43.000 so delightful. If you got no place to go, you 0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:47.520 can go to the Ben mall the show. Oh the 0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:53.880 phone are always hopping with those calling cooks that popping. 0:41:55.480 --> 0:42:01.240 Whenever you feeling boom, you can go to Ben Malli 0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:08.480 show cooping Itty up all night so food can called 0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:13.160 up on the phone. And if Riverto does things you 0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:19.920 just right, they're gonna be called until dune. So if 0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:25.960 your night is dragon and you're tired of all that bragging, 0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:31.960 there's no need to feel low. You can go to 0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:35.359 the Ben. You can go to the Ben. You can 0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:47.160 go to Ben Mai show outstanding job by you, Harry, 0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:50.200 thank you for that. The hits continue here. The next 0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:53.719 couple of tunes are little mini songs sent in by 0:42:53.800 --> 0:42:58.560