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Speaker 1: Back on Thanksgiving night, I was sitting in my normal

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Speaker 1: without Bend. I contain Christmas brigny sad, my friend, no tree,

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Speaker 1: While Roberto finds drops forward dropping whoop, the loop always

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Speaker 1: The song titled Drink all Your urine. Okay, then here

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Speaker 1: Drink oh you're your and that will be your cure.

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Speaker 1: well you can't help but smile. You can't help but

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Speaker 1: this special edition of the Mallard Militia Concerto, and this

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Speaker 1: Hey Mona, Cathy is back with another hit and it's

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Speaker 1: titled Twas a few weeks before Christmas. This song never

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Speaker 1: And this is the tune Kathy from Madison twas a

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Speaker 1: a few weeks before Christmas. The creature was stirring, thank god,

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Speaker 1: The militia was sitting awake on our beds, the visions

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Speaker 1: an instant it must be Ben Mallard. His eyes pony twiggled,

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Speaker 1: his dimples, how merry. His cheeks are like roses, but

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Speaker 1: of the talented people that sent these songs in that

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Speaker 1: us with some entertainment. Boy, do we think I wish

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Speaker 1: I could send you guys all something. I got no budget,

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Speaker 1: I got nothing, but trust me, it does mean a lot.

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Speaker 1: And you're making a lot of people happy who have

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Speaker 1: Radio show. Have a great rest of your day today.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back over the weekend and we'll have original

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Speaker 1: There were a lot of moving parts to get all

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Speaker 1: this podcast. So thank you guys, Danny Gee for doing

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Speaker 1: And thanks to Coope and Roberto again, you guys were

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Speaker 1: great helping us out. Have a wonderful rest of your day,

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Speaker 1: and we'll catch you next time.