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Speaker 1: What's up. This is Michael Rapp Report. You are now

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Speaker 1: listening to a brand new best of I Am Rapp

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Speaker 1: Reports Stereo podcast. This is a ship talkers delight. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is the best of the Willie Hutches. Okay. Willie

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Speaker 1: Hutch is a soul singer from the seventies that me

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Speaker 1: and G Mooe grew up loving. Okay, you should check

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Speaker 1: them out for yourself. Okay. And when we put on

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Speaker 1: that good, sweet Willie Hutch music, you know we are

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Speaker 1: going to tear into somebody. So this is the best

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Speaker 1: of Willie Hutch. Ship Talking Willie Hutch rants from the

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Speaker 1: I Am Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast Volume one, Sit Back, Listen, reimagine,

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Speaker 1: re edited the I Am Wrapp Reports Stereo Podcast Best

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Speaker 1: of the Hudge. This piece of ship that ran over

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Speaker 1: the people in Charlottesville twenty years old. Some woman said, oh,

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Speaker 1: a young man without father is more susceptible the radicalization.

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Speaker 1: What the come on, man, you know what, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: have a father name. You're gonna have a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: his ass. Let me get that Willie Hudge. No, don't no,

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Speaker 1: I don't know your name. I don't want to know

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Speaker 1: your name. Dude. I'm gonna tell you something. You think

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Speaker 1: those those white fucking Arian motherfucker's in there, they don't

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Speaker 1: like the fuck you you didn't have a father. Fuck you, dude,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have all kind of They're gonna pass you

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Speaker 1: around real nice. At first, they're gonna make you feel

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Speaker 1: like you're a hero. And then one day Billy Joe

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Speaker 1: is gonna say, yo, grab that know, I want the

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Speaker 1: bread bag over there. He's gonna here you all you

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Speaker 1: want some slice, and said, now go get the bag.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be confused. That's a favorite. Bring that bag

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Speaker 1: over here. Kids. He just said, oh, why you're over there?

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Speaker 1: Give me that a hollar. Boy. You don't have a father,

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Speaker 1: so I'm a bad I'm gonna run into motherfucker's on

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna run. We're gonna run into you. Were

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Speaker 1: running into you. And when I'm done with you, all

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Speaker 1: the boys gonna get something, all those little Arian nation

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Speaker 1: they're gonna have it real nice. When you pass out

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Speaker 1: in your cell and you wake up with a wonder

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Speaker 1: bread bag hanging out your ass, you should just thank

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Speaker 1: them for practicing safe sex. Man, that was well put broadcast.

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Speaker 1: Vince Scully, the ninety year old former retired Dodgers broadcaster,

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, matter of fact, let me get that Willie

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Speaker 1: for this old motherfucker. Yeah, tell him, man, let me

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Speaker 1: get that Willie Miles. Queue it up. You hear it? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Vince Gully said, Uh, I'm really sad and disappointed. I

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Speaker 1: used to love during the fall and winter to watch

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Speaker 1: the NFL on Sunday. And that's not that I'm some

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Speaker 1: great patriot. I was in the navy for a year.

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Speaker 1: Why was you only in the navy for a year, Duke.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a funk that you're ninety old piece

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Speaker 1: of ship. Now you don't want to watch any more

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Speaker 1: NFL games because of the social issues and the kneeling

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Speaker 1: and all that. Ship. But you're sitting here holding Jackie

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Speaker 1: Robinson's loaf. You're Mr Dodgers. Fuck you, nobody wants you

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Speaker 1: to watch the games anymore. Duke, you out of touch,

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Speaker 1: Duke Jackie Robinson said himself. See it's easy to sentimentalize

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Speaker 1: these dudes. And this time, forty years later, Jackie Robinson

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Speaker 1: said himself, kick it about the flag. He doesn't rock

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Speaker 1: with the flag. He doesn't feel comfortable with the flag

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Speaker 1: because he knows what he went through. Imagine what he

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Speaker 1: went through. And you Dick Rod and Jackie like that.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know Jackie like that. But when it's happening

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, Vinnie. Yeah, Jackie said the same thing. Jackie

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Speaker 1: Robinson said this same thing in two. They cheated Jackie

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Speaker 1: Robinson like an animal, and now he's a he's a

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Speaker 1: National treasurer, national hero and all that stuff. So these

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't have Jackie Robinson, you wouldn't have Joe Louis

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Speaker 1: versus Max Smelling. You wouldn't have Bill Russell, Kareem Abdul Jabbar,

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Speaker 1: Jim Brown, Sandy Kofax, and the great Mohammed Ali. Mohammed

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Speaker 1: Ali would be just another talented fighter if it wasn't

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Speaker 1: for sports and politics. Change is hard, vin you old

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Speaker 1: piece of ship. You ye like when they got to

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Speaker 1: change your diapers, duke, You think the lady doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a problem doing that, ship, You think your nurse doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a problem changing your diapers, Duke? Change is hard.

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Speaker 1: Whether you're changing cars, changing schools, changing flights at the airport,

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Speaker 1: davis Um hit me up and they said that Dan

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Speaker 1: Lebotard's little flunky, his fuck boy flunky, Stu gots Um.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he coaches his daughter, his eighth grade daughter's lacrosse

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Speaker 1: girls lacrosse. But he went on there and he was

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Speaker 1: talking about this incident, laughing about making an eighth grade

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Speaker 1: the while Dan Lebotard was giggling and laughing and egging

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Speaker 1: him on. Let me get that Willie hutch Ship. Oh Man,

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Speaker 1: tell you something, John, we corny, motherfucker laughing. We'll make

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Speaker 1: your motherfucking lips come back, dou laughing. Don't make what

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Speaker 1: you're saying funny at all, Duke, you're laughing at your

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Speaker 1: own ship. You're not fooling me, and you're not fooling

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Speaker 1: shacked diesel, and nobody is laughing with you. I ain't

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Speaker 1: laughing with you, Gimo, Nettie ain't laughing with you, and

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Speaker 1: Willie Hutch ain't laughing with you. Corny asked, motherfucker, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. My niece and my nephew play lacrosse.

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Speaker 1: If I find out you ever talked sideways to them

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Speaker 1: scaring him with your funked up face and the fact

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Speaker 1: that you got no lips. I'm flying down to Florida.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show up at the studio. I'm an unfold

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Speaker 1: that good wonder bread bag. I'm gonna bring down some

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Speaker 1: virgin olive oil straight from Tuscany m hm. And I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna lay you down real proper. I'm gonna put the

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Speaker 1: whole thing up on the Graham bitch ass, motherfucker, you're

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Speaker 1: shit about that on the radio. Funk point, that's the joke.

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Speaker 1: That's the joke. And Chubby asked, Dan Lebotardi is in

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Speaker 1: the back egging you on and laughing with you. Cut

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Speaker 1: that with. There was a screening that fans paid money

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Speaker 1: for of a film I like, I didn't love it

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Speaker 1: wagged the dog people considered a classic, was definitely a

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Speaker 1: political satire starring Mr Robert de Niro, Mr. Dustin Hoffman,

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Speaker 1: directed by Mr Barry Levinson amongst others. Tribeca Film Festival

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Speaker 1: and then after the screening, the Great DeNiro, the Great

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Speaker 1: We're gonna come out on stage and have a discussion

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Speaker 1: about the film. People paid for this. The discussion was

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Speaker 1: gonna be moderated by that Harry Potter looking motherfucker, John Oliver,

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Speaker 1: who I like. I like his his commentary on the

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Speaker 1: world and on Trump and all that ship. But you

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Speaker 1: pulled some sucker ship. Now. I talked about this online.

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Speaker 1: I got the hipster fuck boys coming at me, political

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Speaker 1: correct police saying, how could you say this? You're defending

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Speaker 1: Before the screening started, John Oliver was backstage with Mr

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Speaker 1: de Niro, Mr Hoffman, Mr Levison. There was exchanges made. Oh,

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Speaker 1: just like hob nobbing around fan of yours. Who knows.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they said, but I know that

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Speaker 1: they were in front of each other and nothing was

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Speaker 1: brought up about uh, sexual harassment allegations. None of that

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Speaker 1: say as soon as they get on stage, when people

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Speaker 1: paid money to come and see a conversation about the movie, Yo,

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Speaker 1: get that motherfucking Willy huts shit. You know, Willy hutch

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Speaker 1: You're not Willian John Oliver, Harry Potter. Glasses looking. I

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Speaker 1: think them glasses are propped, Duke. I don't think you

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Speaker 1: need them glass. I think they go good with the

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Speaker 1: whole British nerve thing. Duke, when your papers at you

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Speaker 1: ain't even from here. You're getting too motherfucking comfortable, Duke.

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Speaker 1: You're up there with the great Dustin Hoffman and Bob

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Speaker 1: d Dustin Hoffman is eight. First of all, when you

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Speaker 1: see him, you speak to him, you say, Mr Hoffman, Duke,

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Speaker 1: and the elder that's how you try. I don't know

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Speaker 1: where you're from. I don't know where where you're from.

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Speaker 1: Where I come from. Elders. You treat them without respect,

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Speaker 1: and you let the elders say, please call me Dustin.

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Speaker 1: You ain't know the first name. Basis with this motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: You're getting too comfortable, dude. And then John Oliver kept going,

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Speaker 1: and then John Oliver said, why I need to ask

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Speaker 1: you this. I have to ask money what what? What?

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Speaker 1: Are you a cop? Fucking cop? And you you somebody

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Speaker 1: anointed you to be the cop, to be the fucking

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Speaker 1: what is you a cop? Be your motherfucking cop? Dude,

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Speaker 1: that's not your place. I smell him as you a

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Speaker 1: motherfucking cock. That's that's your place. You want stage asking

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you ask Mr Hoffman these questions face to

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Speaker 1: out from doing it? Since you're so bothered and disturbed

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Speaker 1: by once you knew he was down, Why you won't

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Speaker 1: pull out since you're so morally correct? Funk out of here,

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Speaker 1: You funk out of here, John Oliver, You try to

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Speaker 1: play that sucker ship. Damn. So then this online site,

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Speaker 1: I made comments about the queen Janet Jackson, who hasn't

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Speaker 1: been popping musically in years. Oh well, she did a

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Speaker 1: selling out arena. She's Janet Jackson. She's an icon, she's

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Speaker 1: nothing but love. They wrote a whole long thing. This

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Speaker 1: it this and Michael Rappaport culture appropriation and this that

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Miles Jordan's cue that motherfucking Willie Hutch

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Speaker 1: Yes you didn't notice is coming movie, but it's here

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Speaker 1: the rule. Who blocked me on Twitter? You're talking ship,

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Speaker 1: you're writing expose s. I think this is your third

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Speaker 1: expose about me, Mr white folks, me white Mike, he

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Speaker 1: what kind of paying job that is, but they're real

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Speaker 1: proud that they work at the motherfucking rout coming for

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Speaker 1: How dare you come for the Queen? This, that and

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Speaker 1: the other time. And I say this to you, every

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Speaker 1: talk greasy to me. You wasted all your time and

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Speaker 1: money on college loans and you're working at the motherfucking Route,

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Speaker 1: a motherfucking TMZ rag that veils itself. It's a revolutionary publication.

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Speaker 1: The ship's whack, all right. You got people writing about

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Speaker 1: Janet Jackson tweets and you call yourself a real online publication.

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Speaker 1: Ship's whack. That's what you stayed up for late studying

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Speaker 1: for in college. That's why your neck deep in college

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Speaker 1: loans to work at the motherfucking Route when you know,

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Speaker 1: if you had a better opportunity, you'd walk the fun

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Speaker 1: motherfucking wig. He downplays because his audience, the fucking stoolies,

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Speaker 1: like mother sucking TV dinners. Your podcast is a motherfucking

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Speaker 1: David Rappaport, Michael Rapport, too Onto, Dave Portnoy, and Mike Warning.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it poppy, Let's get it Poppy too on to.

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Speaker 1: My father's eighty four years old with a bad foot.

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Speaker 1: it off like this, Miles Jordan's give me that Willie

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Speaker 1: You're not skeeting. You don't break dance, you don't do graffiti,

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Speaker 1: that you have luke chains that spin around. They have

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Speaker 1: slow jams about taking drugs, about sipping surrup. That's like

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of these dudes like they take pride. Yo.

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Speaker 1: I never listened to a Biggie record. Yo, I never

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Speaker 1: this glass dick pipe smoking motherfucker. Send a tweet out

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Speaker 1: saying that's cool man. You can make fun of a

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Speaker 1: You should try it. Life's better on this side. This side, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: the mental health community. The mental health community doesn't want

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Speaker 1: didn't mention a alcoholics anonymous. You broke the first motherfucking cold.

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Speaker 1: Its supposed to be anonymous, motherfucker when it was the

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Speaker 1: last time you was at a motherfucking meeting. You shouldn't

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Speaker 1: The grenk old man dingo, You corny motherfucker. You're on

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Speaker 1: Good Morning America enunciating all your words that ain't gonna

415
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Speaker 1: get you in the league. That ain't gonna get you

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Speaker 1: in the league, slow poke, you're fucking midget. This ain't

417
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Speaker 1: rudy motherfucker. You ain't getting carried off the field. The

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Speaker 1: next time you're getting carried it'll be out of a

419
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Speaker 1: club in Vegas, motherfucker. In another Blackout episode, Miles Jordan's

420
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Speaker 1: me that Willie Hutch give me that man. Oh, I

421
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: just got started, g I didn't even start the music.

422
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Speaker 1: Drag him into the synagogue. I'm in there with you.

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Speaker 1: You hear that Willie? Let that Willie play you, cluckhead.

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Speaker 1: I'm a share with only the listeners of the Iron

425
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Speaker 1: Rapp Reports stereo podcasts. A lot of people ask me,

426
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Speaker 1: what's the cluckhead? Cluckhead is a motherfucker crackhead. Do you

427
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: ever see jungle fever Samuel Jackson like Gator? That's what

428
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: this motherfucker is. A motherfucker crackhead. Motherfucker loves that meal

429
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: me out them black beauties, them study buddies, that sniff,

430
00:28:54,080 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: that sneeze, that nose, Kim the neighborhood cluck Johnny fuck

431
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: up loves that orange. Crushed that Tina, then beans that

432
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: motherfucking clarity. This is the poster child of all things sports.

433
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: They love a little ship talking white boy with his

434
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: little bullshit, you know, his little money sign. Yeah, that's

435
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: none of that ship is original. I'm gonna tell you

436
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: something right now, Johnny jerk Off, I'm gonna tell you

437
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: something right now. Twelve Step, Johnny, you ain't getting back

438
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: into the NFL. You played yourself. Dude. How about the

439
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: fucking professional ship talker. You're on Twitter talking ship to

440
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: me when you should be doing charity work with no

441
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: motherfucking cameras around. You're talking ship on Saturday and Sunday.

442
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,719
Speaker 1: You know what Saturday or for motherfucker Saturday is for

443
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: the twelve Step meetings, not for Twitter. If you was

444
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: trying to turn your motherfucking life around you cluck had

445
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: asked motherfucker you, you wouldn't even have a Twitter her account.

446
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: Fucking talking to Diane Sawyer. Uh fucking A good morning?

447
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: What the funk man? Stop working with us, man, you're

448
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: talking all kinds of ship to me, the m v

449
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: P of talking trash. Tom Coughlin ain't fucking with you, do.

450
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick ain't fucking with you do. I'm letting you know.

451
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: The Raiders, Grood and they're not fucking with you. The Giants,

452
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: the Jets, none of them are fucking with you. You

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00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: ain't NFL ready to quote the great Tiffany Hattrish, he

454
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: ain't ready, uh huh, and ready, you ain't ready. You

455
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: on Twitter trying to pop shit to me that this

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00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: corny motherfucker. That's right. And the Jets we need a

457
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: quarterback and you ain't fast, dude, Gash, we can't have fast.

458
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: Imagine this pill popping motherfucker in New York City. This

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00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: motherfucker will be under a table somewhere sniffing vacuum cleaner.

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00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: You can't have to be a huts Point, New York.

461
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: He'd be in Hut's Point selling his You have you

462
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: know you'll bring back prostitution to Hunt's point. We're trying

463
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: to gentrify Hunt's point. We don't need former Heisman trophies

464
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: up there selling their ass. Man, this motherfucker talking about

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00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: you could come polish my Heisman. Duke, you ain't got

466
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: the motherfucking Heisman no more. You smoked the motherfucking Heisman

467
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Speaker 1: word podcast To all the the Uber drivers out there, Yeah,

468
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: I love this. Let's do it. I think I might

469
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: have talked about this once before, but it's happened again.

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Speaker 1: Willie Hush, these motherfucker's miles put that record on. Love

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Speaker 1: you know when I get in your Uber, especially at

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Speaker 1: five in the morning. M h. I don't give what

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00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: you've been through work. I don't give a funk how

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00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: your night has been. I don't give a funk what

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00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: you do. I don't give funk what your wife did

476
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: to you. I don't given what your family is doing.

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00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: You know, don't don't speak to me, du don't say

478
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: a motherfucking words. You get in these cars with these

479
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: Uber drivers. They think we're on a blind date. We're

480
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: We're not on a blind date, dude. This is this

481
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: is a business relationship at best, this is a business relationship.

482
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: I gotta get to the airport, Duke. My fight is

483
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: at six fifteen am. I got no sleep. Don't say

484
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: ship to me money and make sure your breath smells

485
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: good when the motherfucker gets in the car. You know,

486
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: if you're a cab driver, if you're in any kind

487
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: of service business, you think when I'm on the sidelines

488
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: for the Big Three doing my Howard Coach cell ship,

489
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't spray my mouth with a little banocker before

490
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: I sit there and talk to Alan iverson Dr J

491
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: and Brian Scalabrini. You don't think I check my mouth. Yeah,

492
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: but not a blast. I got these uber drivers talking

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00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: to me about their life and times. I don't give

494
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: a funk about none of that. Ship and I don't

495
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: give a funk about the life and times you. You

496
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: got your car smelling like straight brute, Yo, just just

497
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: have a neutral smell. They they all this is rarely

498
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: perfume and cologne in the car and all this Yo,

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00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: nobody Yo, Yo, dude, dude, dude, when I get in

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Speaker 1: the car, don't say nothing to me. I'm good. If

501
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: I need something, I'm gonna ask you. If I need

502
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: a charger, I'm gonna ask you. If I got a problem,

503
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something to you other than that. You

504
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: want to need to know basis, duke, don't ask me nothing.

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00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: Why am I going to San Francisco? Yo? Want your business? Dude?

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00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: Where am I flying to? Yo? My man, we're copy

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00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: you're writing a motherfucking book, Duke, We're not getting into

508
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: all that. Don't worry about. Oh, why I don't have

509
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: any bags. I'm on a business trip, dude. Am I

510
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: in first? My man just dropped me off at the

511
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: air put my frot drop me off down the block.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker's I don't even want you to know where the

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00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,439
Speaker 1: funk I'm going. You you're making me uncomfortable. You're writing

514
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: a fucking book. Yeah, I had that same ship, man,

515
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: and I want to be part of this Willie Hut ship. Listen, man, listen,

516
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 1: don't talk to me. Your job is to drive. They

517
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: always try to fucking give you extra conversation. Shut the

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00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: funk up and drive the car. Be always Oh, like

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00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: you said, oh, where are you going? You even see

520
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: where I'm going? Dude, you got the try to keep

521
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 1: your phone, you know where the funk I'm going. Other

522
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: than that, it's it's it's an address. You don't need

523
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: to know why I'm going there. Yeah, you're trying to

524
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: like you're trying to come on to me. You're trying

525
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: to don't you know what, because you're doing Duke and

526
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: you're trying to me. We're not don before podcast Kanye West.

527
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: Everybody's up to speed on on where we're at. This

528
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: motherfucker's talking about Trump is his brother and this, that

529
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: and the other thing. And I really don't care if

530
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: somebody is a Republican, I don't care. I think it's

531
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: extremely detrimental to say, oh, these people. These Republicans they

532
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: all think, uh, and stand for one thing, and and

533
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: these people, uh, these Democrats, they think and stand for

534
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: another thing. I don't care if somebody is a Republican. Okay,

535
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: everybody knows how I feel about Donald Trump. It's it's

536
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: been well documented. Matter of fact, your Miles Jordan's me

537
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: that motherfucking Willie Hudgman. You want to Internet, you want Twitter,

538
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: talking some way out there extra scientific ship like you

539
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: kicking knowledge duke. You're not kicking knowledge, dupe. You're talking

540
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: like you are elevated than the rest of the world.

541
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: You're talking down to motherfucker's like you got some ship

542
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: figured out that we don't. That's what I have a

543
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: problem with you. You're not kicking knowledge, dude. You're just

544
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: some motherfucking weirdo. You're not better than anyone. You don't

545
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: have more ship figured out than anyone. You're not Jesus.

546
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: You're not Jesus homeboy. You're just a nerd motherfucker from Chicago,

547
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: self claimed nerd motherfucker from Chicago with some talent. You

548
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: made a couple of dope records. You ain't Stevie Wonder Dude.

549
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: Stevie play You're not Stevie wonder Dude. You're not Stevie

550
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 1: wonder Dud. You're talking all this ship like you got

551
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: it all figured out and we're supposed to ebb and

552
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: flow on your every word. Get the funk outta here,

553
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: Cornball weirdo. You're fucking weirdo skirt wearing cornball bleached blonde

554
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: head motherfucker. And I haven't been this vicious before. But

555
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: the thing that I was I was thinking of. I went,

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00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: I went back to this one tweet that he tweeted,

557
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 1: and we talked about it on the podcast What Happened,

558
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: and I called Uncle, I called Big the Big Homies

559
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg about this today, and I faced times to

560
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: me and we were talking this ship, and I was like, Yo,

561
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this tweet that this goofball said.

562
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: He said, I was the first one wearing skinny jeans

563
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: before everyone else. And I remember talking about it, and

564
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: I remember thinking, Yod, you're saying that ship like it's

565
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: something to be proud of. Yeah, at the time, but

566
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 1: it's but it's not about the jenes. The skinny jeans

567
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: are just a symbol of where we're at with this

568
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: hip hop. The skinny jeans are just an extension of

569
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: the ego of this motherfucker, so he thinks, Yo, if

570
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: I endorsed Trump and I rock a red make America great, hat,

571
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: I could swear everybody else. You're not swearing everybody else.

572
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: Do all this fame ship, all this Jesus God complex shit, Yo,

573
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: do the math since you're so fucking smart, do the maths.

574
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: It's just so fucking smart. Look at Billie Holiday, look

575
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: at Miles Davis, look at all the the jazz stars

576
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: before you. Look at Jimmy Hendricks, look at Prince, look

577
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: at Michael Jackson, Look at Brittney Spears. You want that

578
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: Britney Spears ship, Dude, you want that motherfucker You're gonna

579
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: go crazy ship. You're gonna have somebody control your whole

580
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: ship when the soul over. If you don't get some help,

581
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: you're not all that before pod, I just want to

582
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: go back for a second, because when Magic Johnson took

583
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: the job, there was a whole bunch of ship talkers

584
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: out there. There was a whole bunch of people, namely

585
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: Dan fucking LeBatard. He was the leader of the pack

586
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 1: saying whether or not Magic Johnson was qualified to run

587
00:38:51,360 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: the Lakers. Magic just Win Johnson, motherfucking Miles Jordan's let

588
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: me get that, Willie Hudge, Dick Stain, Dan Labatary, you

589
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: was talking shit days after the great Magic Johnson. He

590
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: changed basketball, Magic Johnson. Before Magic Johnson played six ft nine,

591
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: dudes were not dribbling the ball up the court. Magic Johnson.

592
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: This is the reason why Lebron James is Lebron James.

593
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson is the same size as Lebron James, stands

594
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: all the muscles and steroids. I didn't say that Magic

595
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: Johnson changed the game. He won rings and things. What

596
00:39:53,239 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: the fuck have you ever done? Is Magic Johnson qualified

597
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: to run the Lakers? You bet against Magic Johnson, You

598
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: dumb fuck you. You hear that, Willie Hugs Let it rock, Molls.

599
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: You got your fault on TV every single day and

600
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: you're still asking whether or not Magic Johnson is qualified.

601
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: Your pop Poppy has never been qualified to be on TV.

602
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: Your show is on at three thirty during the middle

603
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: of the day. Yes, it does good ratings, because no

604
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: fucking body watches TV at three thirty during the middle

605
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: of the day. Your pops ain't ship your hot takes

606
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: ain't ship. Your predictions ain't ship, and Magic Johnson just

607
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: took a ship on your head. And you know who

608
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: got the ship bags to clean it up. You know

609
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,479
Speaker 1: who's gotta bend over, and he's already got a funked

610
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: up back. Your father, Your father Poppy is picking up

611
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: the dog ship. The Magic Johnson just sprinkled around your

612
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: entire studio. Your man still gods ain't ship, and your

613
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: whole crew ain't ship. You question whether or not Magic

614
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: Johnson would pull it off for the Los Angeles Lakers.

615
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: This ain't Miami, you ski head. He runs this fucking town.

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00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: He caught monster in this town. Magic Johnson caught the

617
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: monster in this town, and he beat it in this town.

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00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: Nobody reigns over Magic Johnson in Los Angeles. Don't ever

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Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's Liam Hemsworth. They come and they go.

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Speaker 1: Magic Johnson has buildings in this town. Magic Johnson is

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. He caught the monster and he still reigned supreme.

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Speaker 1: And you ask him whether or not he's qualified to

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Speaker 1: run the Lakers? Are you yourself and fire? Your old

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Speaker 1: asked father you were never qualifying to be on TV.

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Speaker 1: You were never qualified to make hires. Motherfucker. You hired

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Speaker 1: your father. Ask him whether or not Magic Johnson would

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Speaker 1: get it done. He got it done. Cut that good

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Speaker 1: Willie all right yo. I am Rapports Stereo podcast. That

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Speaker 1: was the best of the Willie Hutching beat downs, the

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Speaker 1: verbal bashing, the ship talking of all ship talking. I

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Speaker 1: am rapp Reports Stereo Podcast. Next week we will be

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Speaker 1: back with three bangers, back to back to back. I

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Speaker 1: am Rapports Stereo Podcast. Miles Jordan's take us out of

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Speaker 1: here with something nice, some real proper, some lovely to

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Speaker 1: the people. Too too, too, too