Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email that was kind
Speaker 1: of vague from a guy named Adam who says he
Speaker 1: went on a Sunday patio date. It lasted a little
Speaker 1: over an hour, they did not leave at the same time,
Speaker 1: and she ran out.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not a good sign.
Speaker 1: Again, I'm not sure what that all means. That's all
Speaker 1: I know, but it leads me to conclude that he
Speaker 1: probably flashed her at the end of the meal and
Speaker 1: that's what caused her to run.
Speaker 2: I was thinking she had food poisoning.
Speaker 1: Well, I only say that because that's what happened to
Speaker 1: me three.
Speaker 2: Times someone flashed you know.
Speaker 1: I sorry, I mean I did that to other people
Speaker 1: three times and ran out of you.
Speaker 2: So you were arrested yet, No.
Speaker 1: I'm very fast, so Adam, Am, I close with my
Speaker 1: guests there.
Speaker 3: No, that is the right answer, Adam.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're direct with that.
Speaker 4: Adam.
Speaker 1: Well, if you tell me the story, then let's start
Speaker 1: at the be getting what's this girl's name.
Speaker 3: Her name's Jessica.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys met on a dating app. I'm just assuming, yes,
Speaker 2: we met on Tinder.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what else do you assume, Brooke?
Speaker 5: I don't know that it was his idea to go
Speaker 5: on a patio date. By patio, I'm guessing you mean
Speaker 5: like at a restaurant, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we met at a restaurant. It was a Sunday.
Speaker 3: It was like close to noon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, on the Lord's Day.
Speaker 3: No, we didn't goot brunch. We did beer and pizza.
Speaker 5: Actually, oh that's early early right, Yeah that's not really okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell us all about it. How did it go?
Speaker 3: Well, that's I'm not quite sure because well that's not good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if I need your guys opinion on this, because I
Speaker 3: was talking with my roommate about it. He thinks it
Speaker 3: was a scam.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, you were scamming her. She was scamming you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was scamming me.
Speaker 5: Okay, wait, so start from the beginning. Did everything seem
Speaker 5: normal when you showed up to the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, everything seemed fine. I showed up. I was
Speaker 3: there first, and then she came in and I recognized
Speaker 3: her immediately.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she looks like your picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she actually looked better than her picture. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: So when she walked in, I noticed she was carrying
Speaker 3: a laptop back.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, maybe she was going later to work or something.
Speaker 3: Well, hang on to that because it comes back in
Speaker 3: a little bit later. So I give her a hug,
Speaker 3: and we sit down and order our food and our beer,
Speaker 3: and we're having sort of like normal small talk conversation,
Speaker 3: like the getting to know you out.
Speaker 1: Of the way, What do you do for work? What's
Speaker 1: your Social Security number? A?
Speaker 3: Well, on my profile it says I work in it.
Speaker 3: And she brought that up. She goes, well, you work
Speaker 3: in it, right, And I'm like yeah, she goes, well,
Speaker 3: I have my laptop here. No, I've been having problems.
Speaker 5: No, She's like finding dates on tender to fix things.
Speaker 2: Do you think that that's what she was doing.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, I don't. I don't think so no,
Speaker 3: because like we're sitting there talking the entire time, and
Speaker 3: we're still getting to know each other.
Speaker 2: While you're working on her computer at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for basically like the next hour, I was
Speaker 3: working on her computer while we were okay.
Speaker 2: So you yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean it'd be one thing if during the date
Speaker 5: he said it, they talk about it and she's like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, my computer at home.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it next time.
Speaker 5: Totally this is she shows up expecting him to do something.
Speaker 1: Brook. I'm not going to jump to any conclusions here
Speaker 1: until I hear the very end of this.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes things just work out in the way you told us.
Speaker 2: She ran away right at the beginning. So and your
Speaker 2: friend's the scams.
Speaker 5: How did that happen?
Speaker 1: Did she leave her computer when she ran away? We
Speaker 1: don't know all the details.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well you go. Well, no, So I finished
Speaker 3: working on her computer and I got it to work
Speaker 3: like a little bit. But I told her, I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's not quite six percent. You can probably
Speaker 3: do some things on it, but you should go get
Speaker 3: it looked at by somebody else, Okay. And so I
Speaker 3: gave it back to her, and then she put it
Speaker 3: back in her bag, and then she just that she
Speaker 3: had to leave. And the way I'm looking at it
Speaker 3: is just maybe she didn't plan on spending the entire
Speaker 3: hour there. Maybe she had other plans going on.
Speaker 2: Well, like you held her up staying on her computer
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the way that I feel is that
Speaker 3: I was I was keeping her occupied.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: He sounds super kind and nice.
Speaker 1: I will say that absolutely, But there's some unanswered questions here,
Speaker 1: like who ate the pizza and we drank the beer?
Speaker 3: I got like one piece, okay?
Speaker 2: And who paid for it?
Speaker 3: I did? I didn't drink any.
Speaker 1: A sober pizza day that you paid for.
Speaker 2: Do you want to pull her back? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: good question. Is why why would you want to get
Speaker 2: a hold of her again?
Speaker 3: Well? I talked to my roommate about this, and he
Speaker 3: sort of put this bug in my ear that it's
Speaker 3: a scam, and I don't think it is, but I
Speaker 3: need confirmation.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe it's not a scam. Maybe we're being cynical.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you're just really ugly.
Speaker 1: Well I'm giving other.
Speaker 2: Reasons, yeah, like she's just not interested.
Speaker 1: No, something else kinder hopefully.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not ugly. I'm a decent looking dude.
Speaker 1: Eliminated the bottom of it. That is what un attractive
Speaker 1: people do say. But I believe it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: You know, I've seen your pictures online and I really
Speaker 3: can't say the same thing.
Speaker 1: At least we agree on that absolute. How about we
Speaker 1: take a quick break and then when we come back
Speaker 1: this whole room full of ugos, we'll call your guests
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get you another or at least
Speaker 1: a concrete answer on what's really going on when we
Speaker 1: do your second ate update, next second date update.
Speaker 5: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 5: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 5: right after you here.
Speaker 2: Part two?
Speaker 1: Would a woman ever try to purposefully take advantage of
Speaker 1: a man's kindness to be interested in him, just to
Speaker 1: use him for something that sounds awful?
Speaker 2: It sounds great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not very nice.
Speaker 2: It's very nice.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 6: Where everybody stands in this room, because Alexis it sounds
Speaker 6: like you're pretty sure this was a scam from the
Speaker 6: very begun. Obviously, obviously you seem pretty convinced too, Broke,
Speaker 6: Why is it?
Speaker 1: Why do you think you're so sure that this is
Speaker 1: all like a setup?
Speaker 5: Because she called and found out how much it was
Speaker 5: going to cost to get it fixed at a shop,
Speaker 5: and so she's like, I got a better idea. I mean,
Speaker 5: he advertised that he was it on his dating profile.
Speaker 1: Well, the whole, the whole thing that happened, if you
Speaker 1: missed it is our listener. Adam met Jessica on Tinder
Speaker 1: and they had a patio, beer and pizza date thing
Speaker 1: planned where ultimately he ended up just fixing her laptop
Speaker 1: the entire time because she brought it along with her.
Speaker 5: He didn't even get a beer, Like, she didn't even
Speaker 5: buy him a beer, fixing her laptop slice of pizza
Speaker 5: he paid for.
Speaker 1: And got the laptop working. Then she grabbed it and
Speaker 1: said how sweet he was really quick before running off.
Speaker 1: Oh man, we're gonna find out what's really going on here, Adam.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling, man, I'm feeling okay.
Speaker 3: I just I just want to make sure if it
Speaker 3: was a scam, like, why did she do this?
Speaker 2: Well, and it'd be good for you to know so
Speaker 2: you could prevent it in the future, right.
Speaker 3: Right, But but but if she does like me, I
Speaker 3: would like to see her again and not have to
Speaker 3: fix her laptop.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean that was an hour race. You
Speaker 1: guys could have been talking.
Speaker 5: Maybe I can set up her st speakers and go
Speaker 5: to others.
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful for you, even if nobody else in the
Speaker 1: room is. It's okay, I'm.
Speaker 2: Hopeful, bro.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, let's put some positive vibes out.
Speaker 1: Let's give you a call. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking for Jessica.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Jessica.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jessica, You're on a morning radio show right now
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Hey,
Speaker 1: this whole room full of us here, and we're really
Speaker 1: hoping that you can help us solve kind of a
Speaker 1: little mystery that's going on. Okay, because the other day
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with one of our
Speaker 1: listeners named Adam.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh god, oh god?
Speaker 7: Did he tell you about it?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 1: He did tell us? This is called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: So the details that we heard were that you met
Speaker 1: up for some pizza and beer at this patio thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that you asked him to fix your laptop.
Speaker 5: And he was so earnest, like he just is real
Speaker 5: hopeful that you really were interested in him. He sounds
Speaker 5: really nice and kind, so.
Speaker 1: It really help him get some closure because he's been
Speaker 1: really bothered by what happened. He hasn't heard from you
Speaker 1: at all since then, right, and.
Speaker 2: You just like left.
Speaker 4: I don't really want to say, but if I'm being
Speaker 4: one hundred honest, I got food poisoning?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 6: God, come on, you predict you're saying, literally within two
Speaker 6: bites of a food, do you get food poisoning?
Speaker 1: She ate the whole pizza.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm serious. Actually, we just went out two days ago,
Speaker 4: so I literally have been in bed since then. And yeah,
Speaker 4: I kind of ate a lot of pizza, so I
Speaker 4: was feeling sick from that.
Speaker 2: And hold on, are.
Speaker 5: You just saying this because Jeffrey said, I mean like
Speaker 5: you opened it up. Jeffrey said, well, what happens sounded
Speaker 5: kind of sketchy, Like I understand if you're defensive right now,
Speaker 5: but were you just looking for somebody to fix your laptop?
Speaker 4: I know it sounds like I'm lying, And honestly, if
Speaker 4: I heard him describe the date, I'm sure it would
Speaker 4: sound like I scammed him or something. But I'm not lying.
Speaker 5: But here's here's here's the thing. Like you didn't even
Speaker 5: thank him for fixing your laptop.
Speaker 2: You didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bringing the laptop to the date was the
Speaker 1: part that was a little bit strange. It's weird. I
Speaker 1: don't think my laptop a lot of places.
Speaker 4: I was coming home from work, so I had my
Speaker 4: laptop with on Sunday morning. Yeah, I work on weekends.
Speaker 2: Okay, she works overnight on her laptop.
Speaker 6: People have different work schedules, yeah, j okay, what else?
Speaker 4: Just well, so, yeah, I was coming from work. I
Speaker 4: had my laptop with me. We were chatting. I told
Speaker 4: him that I lost a bunch of work materials suddenly
Speaker 4: and I didn't know what was up, and he offered
Speaker 4: to help. He was very nice, he was very selfless,
Speaker 4: and I actually would like to see him again.
Speaker 1: So this is a big relief to us, but it's
Speaker 1: probably especially a huge relief to Adam, who I need
Speaker 1: to tell you, Jessica has been listening on the other
Speaker 1: line this entire time.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I just I just want everybody to know
Speaker 3: that I told you I didn't think it was a scam,
Speaker 3: and I'm just glad that it's not a scam.
Speaker 1: You got it, bro You were right.
Speaker 3: Brooke. You need to let up on her.
Speaker 8: Brook.
Speaker 6: Don't you feel bad, don't you You don't feel guilty
Speaker 6: of Jessica.
Speaker 2: It's just still hard to believe.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Hang oh well, Brooke, hang on there, all right. Just
Speaker 3: take it easy. You're steeling a lot of negativity over there,
Speaker 3: and we don't need that kind of negativity over the air.
Speaker 1: That's pretty for the course and laughing.
Speaker 5: You know what, if you like it, Adam, and that's
Speaker 5: the excuse that you like justice, that's.
Speaker 1: Great if you like it, you're into that. It's very patronizing, Brook, I.
Speaker 2: Mean someone's going to fall for the scam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jessica, I don't normally throw my co host under
Speaker 1: the bus on this show. That she was one hundred
Speaker 1: percent certain that you were a terrible person looking to
Speaker 1: take advantage of a nice man for his kindness kind
Speaker 1: of It takes one to know one sort of situation.
Speaker 1: She recognized the evil right away. That was Jessica.
Speaker 4: You know what, it's people like you actually who make
Speaker 4: rush judgments like that that make the world the worst place.
Speaker 5: Jessica, where so like does that check out for you?
Speaker 2: Adam? That she works till Sunday around.
Speaker 6: Did you hear her laughing at you while she talks
Speaker 6: to seven am?
Speaker 5: And right hecktop does it have a work it to
Speaker 5: help fix her work laptop?
Speaker 2: Adam?
Speaker 1: Can you believe that you called into this group of
Speaker 1: people for help and now they're bashing you and your potential.
Speaker 2: Future and Adam, Adam, I'm asking if that all checks
Speaker 2: out for you.
Speaker 3: You know what doesn't check out for me is the
Speaker 3: shame that you're bringing to the show.
Speaker 5: Right This is why I can't stand up for men
Speaker 5: I'm trying to protect you, Adam, to shield you.
Speaker 1: Calling his woman a terrible person.
Speaker 4: I am a good person and he's a good person.
Speaker 4: And I don't know who made you like this, but
Speaker 4: you cannot stop.
Speaker 3: Us from.
Speaker 2: Is that that means you're so excited for the next date?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: She said that, Yeah, you know what. I am excited
Speaker 4: about it as long as you're not involved in it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that case, let's really rub it in Brook's
Speaker 1: face and send the two of you out on a
Speaker 1: second date. You guys can take a photo together and
Speaker 1: we'll post it on the Brook and Jeffrey website over
Speaker 1: Brooks face on the website. She hates love notoriously not
Speaker 1: a fan of couples getting together, talking about and honestly, apparently,
Speaker 1: what do you say, Jessica, let's stick it to Brooks
Speaker 1: say yes.
Speaker 5: Yes, I feel like you guys are going to end
Speaker 5: up in a thirty year marriage just to spite me.
Speaker 1: As long as Adam also agrees to go on this date.
Speaker 3: Adam is still in absolutely.
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes all it takes is a common enemy.
Speaker 2: And if that's what I need to be brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: That was quite the contentious phone call from months ago.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe they actually want to be on the
Speaker 2: show again. Yeah, like, I'm still here.
Speaker 1: Do they know it's true? Adam Jessica are both back
Speaker 1: to give us an update. How you guys doing.
Speaker 7: Hi, We're good. We're good. It's going honestly, very well.
Speaker 1: Smile, don't say it so skeptically.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just wondering if she was talking about her
Speaker 5: computer issues or her relationship.
Speaker 1: Okay, Adam, are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here, Okay, good. I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure is Brooke right? Is she happy because her computer
Speaker 1: runs well?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: I know Brooke is not going to like to hear this,
Speaker 7: but we are still going very strong.
Speaker 2: I actually love it. I think it's darly.
Speaker 1: You don't have to roll your eyes when you say
Speaker 1: that you can't see that.
Speaker 2: You don't need to call me out.
Speaker 1: Jessica, you sound really happy, Adam. How are you feeling
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 3: Honestly, it's been great. This relationship is awesome. I feel
Speaker 3: like I finally found the right person for me.
Speaker 8: And I feel super appreciated. All of her friends and
Speaker 8: family come to me with all their tech issues. I
Speaker 8: help everybody out, and I feel like I am, I
Speaker 8: am doing the best.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 6: That's people worried about you on the text where they
Speaker 6: wonder if you feel like taking advantage of everyone.
Speaker 2: That's his love language. His love language is.
Speaker 3: I T.
Speaker 1: That's a new one, the secret six love language.
Speaker 7: I mean it's true. No, it's true, Like you can
Speaker 7: joke all you want, but he's my best boyfriend and
Speaker 7: haters are gonna hate, but we know the truth.
Speaker 2: It's talked specifically to me. Are okay, I just worried
Speaker 2: about him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that sounds like you guys are getting pretty serious.
Speaker 7: Then yeah, I will say next month we are launching
Speaker 7: a computer repair company together.
Speaker 2: Is it called love Bites?
Speaker 3: But like b y t E.
Speaker 8: That's a.
Speaker 1: Brook wants to invest now in your company. Actually she's
Speaker 1: going to buy you out. It's crazy. That's awesome.
Speaker 7: You too, Thank you, thank you, and thank you Brooke,
Speaker 7: because sometimes it just takes a little pressure for the
Speaker 7: best parts of our relationship to shine through.
Speaker 3: So thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Pressure makes diamonds. We'll keep us updated. Congratulations. It's Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.