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Speaker 1: New Year, New embarrassing story from alexis yeahy, so we.

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Speaker 2: Got a full show for you with a brand new

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: And I'll just say that you went to a work

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Speaker 1: conference and embarrassed yourself.

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Speaker 2: Not our work conference.

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Speaker 1: You aren't even really supposed to be there, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna sign.

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Speaker 3: Up business conference crash.

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Speaker 2: I definitely want to hear this story.

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Speaker 1: And I can't get over Jose's story of his mom's

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Speaker 1: cooking over the Okay, you just hear it.

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Speaker 4: Can't get over?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, that's coming up my first comments.

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Speaker 2: What do you got? Okay? Alex commented about your New

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Speaker 2: Year's resolution Brook.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm trying to disconnect from my phone. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and by doing that, I'm gonna plug it in every

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Speaker 1: day and leave it on the charging station at home.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, Alex said, Brick needs to get the cell to jack.

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Speaker 6: It would allow her to have her cell phone connected

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Speaker 6: to a landline phone at home to make her corded

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Speaker 6: phone for twenty twenty six come true.

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Speaker 2: You know I already have a corded landline. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: you have? Okay, nobody calls me on it very often.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's there, So I'm well my way, I'll keep

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Speaker 7: you updated, all right.

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Speaker 2: It's a full hour that starts right now.

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Speaker 8: How many people in this room watched the Stranger Things

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Speaker 8: series finale? Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, watch less season.

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Speaker 1: My niece said that it was her favorite favorite thing

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Speaker 1: that she's ever seen.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was just okay, but she's a huge fan.

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Speaker 8: Is the TV expert that we always refer to whether

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Speaker 8: shows are good or not. But we were all kind

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Speaker 8: of talking about it in studio yesterday. So the series

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Speaker 8: finale aired on New Year's Eve? Or did it? Because

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Speaker 8: there's a theory that's going viral right now that episode

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Speaker 8: eight was just a fake out and the real finale

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Speaker 8: actually airs tonight.

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Speaker 9: Have you seen sense?

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Speaker 8: And they call it conformity Gait and basically it suggests

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Speaker 8: that Vekna actually won the final battle and the flash

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Speaker 8: forward happy ending to finish episode eight was all just

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Speaker 8: an illusion.

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Speaker 1: I mean that pretty stranger, right. But the thing is,

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Speaker 1: I would be so mad if I hosted a watch

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Speaker 1: party for the finale and then it wasn't the finale.

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Speaker 8: I'd be like, wait, what double loss party?

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Speaker 10: Now jeff has a watch party tonight and it's more popular.

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Speaker 1: Than like during the week that everybody hates the most,

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Speaker 8: Everything anyway, Look, it's just the theory, but many fans

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Speaker 8: thought that they spotted enough Easter eggs to support it,

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Speaker 8: and I won't go into details about what those are.

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Speaker 8: Does seem like a bit of a stretch and maybe

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Speaker 8: it's just wishful thinking for the fans. But the good

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Speaker 8: news is there is a confirmed documentary out on the way.

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Speaker 8: Documentary sounds way cool.

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Speaker 2: It's so cute. It's them doing a table read. I've

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Speaker 2: seen clips. It's so cute. Guys.

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Speaker 8: Yes, table reads hit hard.

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Speaker 2: This Stranger Things Cassie do.

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Speaker 8: It's called One Last Adventure, The Making of Stranger Things

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Speaker 8: five that premieeres on Monday, or just.

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Speaker 3: Season five the making up.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually excited about the documentary about the making of

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Speaker 1: the documentary stranger because that's the word.

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Speaker 2: And then there's a Nancy spinoff and who knows what

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Speaker 2: we're going to get.

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Speaker 8: It never ends. We'll see what happens. But now we

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Speaker 8: got to get into the Shotgollar question of the day,

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Speaker 8: which has no finale in sight. It's keep going on

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Speaker 8: into eternity. So Jake, let Infinity begin.

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Speaker 11: This is the soundtrack to one of the greatest movies

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Speaker 11: ever made, starring a man who went rogue on this

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Speaker 11: country to save this country by stealing the Declaration of Independence.

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Speaker 11: That man was none other than Nicholas Came.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't figure out what the theme was that you were.

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Speaker 8: This is the theme to the documentary.

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Speaker 11: It was a movie so poignant, so iconic. Yeah, I

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Speaker 11: remember the exact place where Brook's mom and I watched this,

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Speaker 11: room after Why am I bringing this up because that

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Speaker 11: actor Nicholas Cage. It's his birthday, he turned sixty two

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Speaker 11: years old, and he's made a lot more movies than

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Speaker 11: And that's why today the Burden will be on you.

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Speaker 11: During a special rage in the Cage Edition of twenty

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Speaker 11: of twenty, I'll readew three movie plots starring Nicholas Cage.

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Speaker 11: You just have to pick the one that's actually real

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Speaker 11: to stay.

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Speaker 4: In the game. Oh wild crazy.

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Speaker 11: It's a lot of weird stuff over the years, so

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Speaker 11: it's gonna be harder than you think you'll begin with

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Speaker 11: the woman who would date Nick Cage, But he's a

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Speaker 11: little too young for it. That's his problem.

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Speaker 11: Eight, which Nicholas Cage movie plot is real. A. He

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Speaker 11: plays a man who can hears people's thoughts, but only

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Speaker 11: when it's raining.

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Speaker 2: Oh. B.

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Speaker 11: He plays a Las Vegas magician who predicts crimes before

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Speaker 11: He plays a man who must steal a famous historical

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Speaker 6: Wow, Well, as much as I love the rain one

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Speaker 6: in the Casino one, I'm gonna take a risk and say.

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Speaker 2: See all risky. Yep.

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Speaker 11: Treasure came out in two thousand and four was a

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Speaker 11: surprise hit. Nicholas Cage played Benjamin Franklin. Ga. It's a

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Speaker 11: historian slash thief. Racis Steeler Decoration of Independence.

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Speaker 10: Really cool man making historians look bad at.

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Speaker 11: The only time ever. Yeah, Brook, it's your turn. Eight

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Speaker 2: Okay, gimme eleven Brook, which.

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Speaker 11: Nicholas Cage movie plot is real. A. He plays a

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Speaker 11: man cloned six times to solve his own murder. What

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Speaker 11: B He plays a man who swaps faces with another criminal.

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Speaker 11: He plays a detective who ages backwards during a murder investigation.

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Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, I know the face swap one because that's

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Speaker 8: I don't believe in the Benjamin Button police one. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: that sounds pretty cool.

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Speaker 11: Brook thinks she knows it, and she does that. Nineteen

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Speaker 11: ninety seven movie was called face Off, and Nick Cage

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Speaker 11: and John Travolta swapped face.

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Speaker 8: How are we pulling these off?

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Speaker 2: I wish they would have swapped something else in that movie.

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Speaker 8: You know what?

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Speaker 3: Get armed?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what are you gays talking about?

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Speaker 8: You're disgusting, jose You.

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Speaker 11: Eight and eleven are off the board. Number five, which

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Speaker 11: Nicholas Cage movie plot is real? Jose A. He plays

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Speaker 11: a man who refuses to speak for an entire movie

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Speaker 11: while fighting animatronic mascots. Oh who sent mascot fighter?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: He plays a hit man who could only kill people

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Speaker 11: He plays a man who can pause time by holding

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm really lost on this one.

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Speaker 8: I treasure fan would watch all of these.

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna say hitman, birthday killer lock it in.

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Speaker 11: Jake Jose said The hit Man Birthday Killer is a

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Speaker 11: real Nicholas Cage movie that was beat. A. The title

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Speaker 11: of the movie is Willy's Wonderland, and it came out

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Speaker 11: in twenty twenty one. Came an instant cold hit because

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Speaker 11: Nicholas Cage fights animatronic monsters for the entire film and.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't say a word.

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Speaker 2: So new he knows.

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Speaker 11: How to work.

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Speaker 3: Who green lights these movies?

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Speaker 11: Jeffrey were over to you off the board.

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Speaker 8: I will take number four please?

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Speaker 11: Which Nicholas Cage movie plot is real? A. He plays

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Speaker 11: a man who must protect a trump pig that's been

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Speaker 2: I think that actually happened in the news.

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Speaker 8: Has that sentence ever happened before? B.

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Speaker 11: He plays a washed up pop star who can only

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Speaker 2: That'd be kind of fun.

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Speaker 8: I don't think that I could see Nick Cage singing.

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Speaker 8: He doesn't seem like somebody who would be like a

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Speaker 8: But yeah, that's why I think Truffle Pig, hipster guy.

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Speaker 11: a movie titled Pig came out in twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 11: essentially John Wick, but for pigs, it's a pig.

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Speaker 4: It sounds that means.

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Speaker 11: Unfortunately, Jose, the only one who got one wrong, lost

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Speaker 8: Because Jose does not know his Nick Cage movies. He's

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Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe, but he's going to be singing don't Stop

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Speaker 2: See, this would be a song that Nick Cage would

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Speaker 4: Which is why I was singing in him.

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Speaker 10: The greatest Nicholas Cage impression that I have.

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Speaker 8: Go for it, Just a small town girl.

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Speaker 12: I'm wondering in a holy world, taking the midnight, trying

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Speaker 12: to steal the declaration.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to shock you, but I didn't think

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Speaker 8: More lyrics after that the music, Nick Cage, make that movie. Please,

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Speaker 8: that's your shot Collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 8: your phone tap coming up right after this. The Greek

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Speaker 8: philosopher Plato once asked, what does it mean to live.

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Aristotle ask does anyone really have free will? And every

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Speaker 8: day your Facebook asks what's on your mind? I noticed

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Speaker 2: Is Zuckerberg like Aristotle?

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Speaker 8: The next one that's right today? We're gonna steal one

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Speaker 8: of those questions from a great mind and finally answer

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Speaker 8: what Socrates and Niche couldn't. It's a brand new What's

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Speaker 8: on your Mind Zuckerberg style. Right now it's Brook and

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning. And just know your future self

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Speaker 8: I know all of our future selves are cringing at

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Speaker 8: what we're about to share during What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 8: Starting with Brooke in her rental cargo pants, Brook, what's

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Speaker 10: I come back thirty minutes later to get some more coffee,

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Speaker 12: It's not gray cream of mushroom asparagus anyway. Then I

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Speaker 2: There wasn't any leftovers. I'm sure I had.

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Speaker 11: A bite, just because I have to.

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Speaker 3: It's my mother.

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Speaker 10: But I have never looked more adamantly for a recipe.

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Speaker 8: I want Gordon Ramsay to do a TikTok food review

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Speaker 8: on your mom's unbaked cassero. That's amazing, alexis what's on

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Speaker 6: So my best friend got to visit from Munich, Germany

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Speaker 8: That sounds totally up your ally.

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Speaker 2: European men at the.

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Speaker 11: It's a conference.

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Speaker 2: I've already stuck out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't work here. I just live in the city.

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Speaker 6: There's like a free dinner and my friends here.

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Speaker 6: In your free time to join us for dinner, and

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Speaker 6: I had to explain yes, and then I would switch

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Speaker 2: It didn't get better.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend at that point, I need no friends.

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Speaker 2: I met, no popa a lot of noise.

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Speaker 8: Though walking around in your all leather out.

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Speaker 2: That's impossible, all right, Jeffreys.

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Speaker 8: For those of you who don't know, I live away

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Speaker 2: Parents have a generator at their house.

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Speaker 8: This isn't a competition, but I'm just saying I need

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Speaker 8: So the day comes, crew arrives. It's six workers, six

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Speaker 8: They clear the area within forty five minutes, and then

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Speaker 2: Jeff did you not well?

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Speaker 4: I asked?

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Speaker 8: I was like, I was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 8: I just thought you hire them for the job. But no,

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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, you do whatever whatever you want. So

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Speaker 8: they're all staring at me and I'm just looking around

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's so much landscaping to do in the winter.

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Speaker 8: the lead guy was like, well, since we have all

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Speaker 8: this extra time, how about we teach you some of.

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Speaker 2: The stuff like that you can give a man a fish,

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Speaker 2: but if you teach him to fish.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. So I was like, okay, next thing I know,

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Speaker 4: Do the work that I had paid them to do.

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Speaker 2: This guy is a genius, you know what.

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Speaker 8: I did learn a lot though, Yeah, and it was

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Speaker 8: all in all worth it. Wow, that's what's been on

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Speaker 8: our minds. You could text in seven eight five nine

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Speaker 8: what's on their minds. Yeah, until it's not. This text

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Speaker 8: says I've got a second date update. We are both

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, they must be public defenders if they're going

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Speaker 8: I mean, if it's a first date at Olive Garden,

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Speaker 8: he probably feels pressure that he can't do any better

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Speaker 3: Oh that's gotta be.

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Speaker 8: It's like proposing underneath the Eiffel Tower. How do you

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Speaker 1: No so, or he's still at the Olive Garden and

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Speaker 8: You know, well, smart right into our show and we

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Speaker 8: does your station accept misconnection style posts from listeners. I'm

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be some other detail that you're putting in

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Speaker 8: I love that we're one step below christ the heck.

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Speaker 8: Another text says, thanks been watching y'all on YouTube?

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Speaker 4: Hilarious?

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much for finding our YouTube.

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Speaker 8: Yes, we do have a YouTube. What is it?

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Speaker 2: Brooke Brook and Jeffrey's true Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Well I knew this day would come. Management sent me

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Speaker 8: When I'm talking, implement younger and.

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Speaker 1: That's not why you put young at the beginning of

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Speaker 8: It's not enough, Jeffrey, it's not doing the g Z,

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Speaker 8: Here we go.

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Speaker 15: Su fam, it's your boy Avocado toast daddy. We about

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Speaker 15: to smash up a choogy segment where if your crushes

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Speaker 15: like big yikes, it's time for a glow up.

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Speaker 8: That's when we show up from the.

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Speaker 4: Flow of.

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Speaker 8: It is so buff you gotta be.

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Speaker 8: It's b O T D Battle of the Tinder Dates

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Speaker 8: because acronyms are m f M f AF.

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Speaker 2: Did you just say the same leutterers over and over again.

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Speaker 8: Yes, that's how young people talk. Brooke on the young train.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, y why young talk, young talk, young talk?

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Speaker 8: We did it now everybody else. It's a Battle of

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Speaker 8: the Tinder dates coming up.

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Speaker 13: Two hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to

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Speaker 13: swipe right. The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 13: Case Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 8: It's the dating game show that sold out of Vibrating pens.

457
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:23,439
Speaker 8: Apparently they were all sent to a B foxes.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's got to find some way to smile.

459
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 8: I guess it's better than vibrating forks. It's days where

460
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 8: two of our listeners go head to head to find

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00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,639
Speaker 8: out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll explain

462
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Speaker 8: the rules in just a second. First, let's meet today's

463
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 8: contestants in this corner. He's spent hours watching National Geographic

464
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,239
Speaker 8: so he could perfectly imitate the mating call of an

465
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 8: African honey badger. Wow, that's why the ladies.

466
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 16: Know him, orin Warrin Wow, Hello.

467
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,760
Speaker 2: Honey Badger high on the list.

468
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,159
Speaker 8: And in the other corner, he says there's only one

469
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 8: musical group that he trusts to put on his bedroom playlist,

470
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 8: and they set the mood every time meet Bone Thug does.

471
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: We meet you at the crossroads?

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Speaker 17: Hey, guys, one contestant is gonna start by telling one

473
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 17: of their worst dating stories, and then the other will

474
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Speaker 17: try and counter with the nightmare story of their own.

475
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Speaker 8: We're going back and forth with three rounds till we

476
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Speaker 8: declaire a winner. We're gonna start things off with Orin Warren.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So this date was in a jiu jitsu class day.

479
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Speaker 2: Is that something you and her did already?

480
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,959
Speaker 5: Well, she definitely had. We hadn't done it together, and

481
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 5: I'm not a big jiu jitsu guy.

482
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 8: All right, Okay, how'd that go?

483
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 9: It was a little intimidated at first, Like she's a

484
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 9: brown belt in so that was interesting.

485
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 2: So she just beat you up.

486
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, well I'm bigger than her, and so like she

487
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 9: kept yelling like attack me.

488
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 5: Attack me.

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Speaker 2: You think I'm aggressive on the first day.

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00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 8: You haven't said that on a first day, So what

491
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 8: would you do.

492
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 5: I wasn't doing anything at first. They didn't want to

493
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 5: hurt her. And then her teacher or her sense or whatever.

494
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 5: He started calling me like a coward and things like that.

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00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 2: Hello, they do that.

496
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 3: I think that's the way of martial arts.

497
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 18: What did you do?

498
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 5: Basically, I went for it.

499
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,199
Speaker 9: I closed my eyes and I hit her and I

500
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 9: pumped her in the throat.

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00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 7: I don't think that's what you're supposed to do, man,

502
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 7: I'm supposed to defend it.

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00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 4: You're a black belt.

504
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 8: You didn't even know it.

505
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was to say that the date was over

506
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 5: when the ambulance came.

507
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 4: Oh you didn't kiss her after that?

508
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 7: Oh the ambulance had to get called you from zero

509
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 7: to one hundred.

510
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Speaker 8: We're going over to Doug.

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Speaker 3: I popped a vocal cord.

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Speaker 8: Doug, can you hit back?

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Speaker 3: No pun inttendant?

514
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 5: All right.

515
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Speaker 19: So I'm having a chill night with a girl in

516
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Speaker 19: my apartment and we ordered some Uber eat. So the

517
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 19: driver gets there, she goes to the door and she

518
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 19: started flirting with him. So at first I said, you know,

519
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 19: maybe she'd just be a nice But then she invites

520
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 19: him in to hang.

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00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 9: Outa it's getting weird.

522
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 2: Did he come in?

523
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 19: Yeah, and he was a better looking guy than I am.

524
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 19: They end up sitting on the couch talking together all night.

525
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 19: I ended up being a third wheel.

526
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 5: In my own fate.

527
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 19: And he ate my fries.

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00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: That's probably all after you added the tip to four.

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00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 8: Star rating on that around two, Warren, what do you got?

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00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 9: So my date shows up to the restaurants and I

531
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 9: know she had like a file folder with her.

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00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 5: No big deal. I thought she had just had papers

533
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 5: from work or something like that. No, it's a bit

534
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 5: more shocking than that.

535
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 9: She proceeds to pull out all this background information on

536
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 9: me and basically grilled me about some things.

537
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 5: And she said she needs to ask me a bunch

538
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 5: of questions.

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00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Alexis, you went out with Warren.

540
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 11: She just keeps it in her hand.

541
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 8: My car, you got a counter?

542
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 19: So this one girl bites me over and when I

543
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 19: get there, I see that she made those dinosaur chicken nuggets.

544
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 2: Also, Alexis, Alexis, you know I'm not a snob.

545
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 19: I thought that was fine, but then she took my

546
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 19: shirt off and she put ketchup on me and started

547
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 19: pretending that the dinosaurs were eating me.

548
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 2: I'm fell into a geyser.

549
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 11: It's my belly, butter.

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00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 4: We could call the game right there, but we got

551
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Speaker 4: to go on the round three Roaring Warren.

552
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Speaker 8: Last chance, let's go.

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00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 9: So I'm on another inner date and everything's going fine,

554
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 9: and then she gets up to go to the restroom,

555
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 9: and then I noticed my phone was gone, so I'm

556
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 9: looking everywhere for dead drop it.

557
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 5: And she comes back, and now my phone's back, and so.

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00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 9: I'm thinking that maybe she transferred some money or some

559
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 9: money on my accounts or something like that.

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00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 8: That is kind of a classic move lately.

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00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: Did she No?

562
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 9: Turns out she actually unfollowed every girl on my Instagram

563
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 9: and changed on screen to like my junk pick whoa.

564
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 4: To see yourself?

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00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 8: That's a good picture.

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00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 5: Jokes on you guys. I married her?

567
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 4: Oh wait, what what the heck?

568
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: Uh?

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00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 8: Someone passed there? For everyone but bones, Dug Doug, this

570
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 8: is the last shot, let's hear it.

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00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 18: So I'm Adine for the girl.

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00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 19: We're both in the cars. She tells me on the day,

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00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 19: I want to show one I'm working on. So I

574
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 19: met her outside this junk yard and I'm expecting to see,

575
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 19: you know, like a classic, like a Mustang or you.

576
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 18: Know, charges something.

577
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 19: But she has this old Honda accord. If he tells

578
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 19: me we're gonna play a game, we could climb over

579
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 19: the gate first and steal the most parts that she needs.

580
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, she literally just needs someone to help her with

581
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 4: a heavy car.

582
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: Him.

583
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: It's not her accord either.

584
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 4: Who won that?

585
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's the final bell that means the match is over.

586
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 8: We need to score this, Judges, Alexis, who are you gonna.

587
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 5: Give it to?

588
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Doug having the third wheel in his

589
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 2: own house, Brook, Dude, for sure, Doug, I was going

590
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: with the car theft girl.

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00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 8: Congratulations bone Thug Doug of the week.

592
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm not sure I want to win, but thank.

593
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 2: You, Laura doesn't count. He married one of his bad dates.

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00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 8: Congratulations. So all that's the battle of the tender dates.

595
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 8: We got phone tap coming.

596
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 13: Up next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

597
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 8: Today, we're talking to a guy who's majorly stressed out

598
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 8: because he gave his bank information to a scammer Brooks

599
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 8: husband this time. But they tried to wire money out

600
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 8: of his account and the bank was able to stop

601
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 8: most of it. Still he lost two grands. At this point,

602
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 8: it's up to the bank on whether they refund him

603
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 8: the two thousand dollars or just say sorry, you're out

604
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 8: of luck and we're going to man. Well, this very

605
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 8: important decision comes down to one person. Oh no, the

606
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 8: branch manager and our own math wizard, Jose Blagna. Hopefully

607
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 8: he can stay focused and listen to this man's story

608
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 8: without getting distracted by anything bright and colorful around him.

609
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 8: We'll see in your phone tap right now, brooking.

610
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 13: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

611
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 10: Hello, good morning, This is Tom Morrow from I'm looking

612
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 10: for a mister Charles.

613
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 20: This is him.

614
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: I'm calling about some fraudulent charges that were reported on

615
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 3: your account.

616
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you.

617
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I see you've been talking with a.

618
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 10: Few people and there was a disagreement about who's responsible.

619
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 18: Well, yes and no, there's not really a disagreement. I

620
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 18: know who's responsible. It's you, guys, sir.

621
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 3: I understand you're frustrated.

622
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 8: Okay.

623
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 10: I'm the supervising branch manager, so I make the final decisions,

624
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 10: and I would I would love to hear your side.

625
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 3: That's why I'm calling.

626
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 18: Okay, finally I'm speaking to somebody who actually make a

627
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 18: freaking decision.

628
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 3: So correct, I'm gonna take some notes.

629
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 18: I got a phone call from someone saying it was

630
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 18: bank and saying that there were some things going on

631
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 18: they needed to validate a count number.

632
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 3: So I'm sorry, can you hold on one second?

633
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 20: What?

634
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: Hey?

635
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 5: Excuse me over here?

636
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 18: What is going on?

637
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 4: He's coming?

638
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 10: Yay?

639
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 8: Yah?

640
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 18: Are you therely stopping for.

641
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 11: I want a fuggy pop?

642
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 14: I want one.

643
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 11: A child?

644
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 8: No, where are you going?

645
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 18: Are you even at the bank? You're hitting you ice cleans?

646
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 11: Yeah?

647
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 10: No, I'm I'm just working from home today, so I'm

648
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 10: on my porch taking calls, and you know, the ice.

649
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 14: Cream guy came by, and are you kidding me? Right now?

650
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: I apologize, I'm now. I'm one hundred percent though, So

651
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 3: you go ahead and I will listen.

652
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 18: It doesn't sound like you want to listen to me

653
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 18: and my important complaints because you're sitting there trying to

654
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 18: get ice cream.

655
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 5: Right.

656
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm listening.

657
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 18: I can hear the music.

658
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 10: Hey, listen, I'm going up with the phone down for

659
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 10: like a half a second, okay, just in case he

660
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 10: sees me.

661
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 8: Hold on one second.

662
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 2: No, no, hey ice.

663
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 4: Cream guy, do you have any strawberry shortcakes?

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00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 8: Hey, hey, straw.

665
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 18: Like please, no slipping taking two thousand dollars away from me,

666
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 18: and you're trying to get some freaking strawberry ice cream?

667
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 12: Are you out?

668
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 3: Sorry? For some reason, I just have ice cream on

669
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: the brain right now.

670
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 18: It's just it's because you're outside on the porch. Go inside,

671
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 18: shut the door, close the windows, and you won't hear

672
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 18: it anymore.

673
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 10: Well, it's a very warm day, so I was hoping

674
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 10: to get some you know, relaxing. I was hoping to

675
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 10: get some ice cream. Actually, hey, oh my god, what

676
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 10: is your problem?

677
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 15: Come on, I'm standing on my porch waiting with my

678
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 15: shirt off and you're not stopping.

679
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 18: How do you run a bank? Oh don't believe Hey, hey, hey,

680
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 18: I was talking to you.

681
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 14: Hello, I'm back.

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00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 3: I'm back. Sorry. You were saying you're having an issue

683
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 3: with with money or something.

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Speaker 18: You don't even remember what the hell when you were

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Speaker 18: talking about.

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Speaker 10: I remember something about strawberry shortcake ice cream.

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Speaker 5: I'm in.

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Speaker 4: Is that what the scammers bought with the money?

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Speaker 2: That was?

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Speaker 11: You know what you need to do?

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Speaker 18: Transfer me? Please transfer me to somebody inside their own house,

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Speaker 18: not craving ice cream.

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Speaker 12: Hello, Budgie Bob, Budgieboddy, I'm gonna catch you.

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Speaker 4: No, you come back here. Don't use me up.

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Speaker 18: It's a freaking circus. I'm done. I'm done.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Man, I can't refund your money. I don't

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Speaker 3: work for the bank. I work for a radio station.

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Speaker 3: Why this is all prank call from your business partner, Jason?

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Speaker 18: Oh, have to do with this?

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Speaker 4: Oh, he's the one who set you up for this

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Speaker 4: prank phone call? Man, Jason, you just got phone tap.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 3: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 18: Jason, if you're listening to this right now, I am

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Speaker 18: going to drive an ice cream truck and park it

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Speaker 18: in front of your house. And twenty fourth subject.

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't get mad at Jason.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 10: He was just trying to make you laugh. He told

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Speaker 10: us you've been super stressed out about these fraud charges. Man,

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Speaker 10: he just wants you to laugh, he said, you can

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Speaker 10: really upset.

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Speaker 18: I was wondering why Bank Energy was acting like a

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Speaker 18: six year old.

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Speaker 4: I wish I was acting like a six year old.

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Speaker 4: They got the ice cream and.

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Speaker 9: I did it.

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Speaker 18: That's why you got to trip them.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 8: There comes a time during any good first date when

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Speaker 8: you have to make an impossible decision. Do we call

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Speaker 8: it a night right now and end this thing on

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Speaker 8: a high note, or do we keep it rolling, go

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Speaker 8: for one more drink maybe and even higher?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, the music has me inspired, jeff I mean

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Speaker 1: it is a big dramatic moment.

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Speaker 8: One of our listeners reached that defining moment in the

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Speaker 8: night and says he almost definitely made the wrong choice.

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Speaker 8: You don't gonna understand why when you hear what went

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Speaker 8: down in your second date update.

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Speaker 2: Right after this brooking Jeffrey in the morning Second date Update.

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Speaker 8: Here's a dilemma you might face in the dating world.

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Speaker 8: Let's say you have a hot date scheduled, but the

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Speaker 8: day of you are just out of it. And whether

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Speaker 8: you're sick, or you're jet lag, or just depressed because

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Speaker 8: of what happened on Love Island earlier, whatever it is,

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Speaker 8: you know you're not in the best shape. Do you

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Speaker 8: cancel your reschedule? Do you ask a friend to sub

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Speaker 8: in that night for you? A lot of things you

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Speaker 8: could do, but yeah, I wasn't But I bring it

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Speaker 8: up because one of our listeners knew he wasn't in

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Speaker 8: peak form for date night, and now he needs our help.

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Speaker 8: His name is Lawrence, So Lawrence, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 14: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, zero to one hundred. Where are you at

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Speaker 2: right now?

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Speaker 14: I'm like, twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're still on wo Wow.

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Speaker 8: Most people don't. Brook doesn't normally ask people to rate

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Speaker 8: themselves on attractiveness on a scale of white.

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Speaker 3: But you.

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Speaker 2: It was like how he was fe oh, okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: Before we move on a scale of one to ten thousand.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, alright, enough with the rating scales. Tell us you

755
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 8: said in your email that you knew you weren't in

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Speaker 8: the best form the night of your day. Why did

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Speaker 8: you say that?

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Speaker 14: So the day before I had gotten back from this

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Speaker 14: bachelor party in Vegas. It was crazy, No, you were

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00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 14: you were hungover.

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Speaker 2: I feel wayless bad. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is different.

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Speaker 1: Why would you schedule a date the day after a

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Speaker 1: bachelor party?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: I really thought this girl was cute and I thought

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Speaker 14: it was my only shot. I really just wanted to

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Speaker 14: meet her where she was at, and you were.

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Speaker 1: Going to be a responsible guy at that bachelor party

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Speaker 1: in Vegas.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I was a plan, but obviously I didn't follow through.

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Speaker 2: This seems like when you have a pilates class in

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Speaker 2: the morning after a night out. You know, you're like,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it so there's more at steak when

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Speaker 2: it comes to a day expensive.

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Speaker 8: But at the same time, if you feel like this

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Speaker 8: is my one chance to actually go out with this

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Speaker 8: really cool person, you're not going to skip or like

778
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Speaker 8: pass on it. You're gonna do whatever it takes. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: so I get why you would go out with her,

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Speaker 8: but the Vegas thing from the night before, you were

781
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Speaker 8: sleep deprived, that's what you were trying to tell him on.

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Speaker 9: Top of ye over.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, took forever to get a ride home from the airport.

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Speaker 14: When I finally get home, I ended up staying up

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Speaker 14: editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which is not a good choice.

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Speaker 8: Hey, dude, you know I just got one too, so

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Speaker 8: I don't blame him at all.

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Speaker 4: Guys, half an hour to edit your lineup.

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Speaker 2: The sympathy I had is gone now.

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Speaker 6: Jeff set it up like you were gonna get really

791
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Speaker 6: sick or something out of your control happened.

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Speaker 4: Poisoning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we stayed up all night.

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Speaker 8: Do we know maybe he was sick on top of

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Speaker 8: all of this.

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Speaker 14: Look, I came in last place last year. That can't be.

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Speaker 8: Okay, girls, you can understand this is so dumb.

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Speaker 14: And then I finally get to sleep and my dog

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Speaker 14: woke me up in the middle of the night for

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Speaker 14: no reason.

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Speaker 8: So tell us what did you do with April? What

802
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Speaker 8: was your date idea?

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Speaker 14: I ended up taking her to do a bowling alley.

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Speaker 14: I did it on purpose because it was annoisy, and

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Speaker 14: you know, I wanted to get some of my energy

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Speaker 14: up and I took some of the focus off of me.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, you can have a couple

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Speaker 2: of beers feel a little bit better, you.

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Speaker 1: Thought, you know, like you don't have to be the

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Speaker 1: entertainment because you're not up for that right exactly.

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Speaker 2: You know, as soon as she turns around to throw

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Speaker 2: a strike, you could just take a little nap.

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Speaker 8: So tell us how how was the vibe between you

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Speaker 8: and April?

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Speaker 5: It was good?

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Speaker 14: If I remembered anything that she said, or like anything,

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Speaker 14: betimes inside of my eyeld.

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Speaker 2: Okay, anytime someone says it was good. But I don't

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Speaker 2: remember anything she said.

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Speaker 14: I'm exaggerating a little bit. I remember some of it,

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Speaker 14: but I remember being really tired of not being best.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what do you remember?

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Speaker 18: I remember we.

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Speaker 14: Ended up having some greasy food, had some laugh and

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Speaker 14: then after that we left and I was walking out

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Speaker 14: of the bowling alley and as she was leaving, I

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Speaker 14: guess she thought I was funny or something, so she

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Speaker 14: was like, do you want to get another drink somewhere else?

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Speaker 2: Okay, sign, that's a great sign.

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Speaker 14: And my mouth said yes, but my body was like

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Speaker 14: hell no.

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Speaker 8: She could just tell yeah, my mouth does stuff that

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Speaker 8: my brain never agrees to all the time. So I'm

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Speaker 8: I know, but you know, it's life. Okay, so now

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Speaker 8: you're going out for another drink even though you don't

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Speaker 8: really feel up for it?

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Speaker 4: Or did you go?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: No, we went out for another drink. We went to

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Speaker 14: this too little bourbon bar that she's been dying to

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Speaker 14: go to, and we had a couple more drinks.

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Speaker 2: Is this a moment of regret like things had gone well,

843
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 2: you should have just chopped it up to a victory.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, that would have been smart. I just wanted to

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Speaker 14: do anything that she suggested because she was so cute.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did she know you were at a bachelor party

847
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Speaker 2: the night before.

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Speaker 14: No, I didn't tell her that because I didn't want

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Speaker 14: her to get the wrong idea about what we were

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Speaker 14: doing there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why would that be the r I don't

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 14: It was chill.

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Speaker 5: We just played pop golf and dragged.

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Speaker 14: But honestly, that's not what people think of when they

856
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Speaker 14: say bachelor.

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Speaker 8: Party, right, lots of glitter at those top golf places.

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00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 8: It gets on your your he's really tired. Anyway, Let's

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Speaker 8: fast forward to the end when you and April left

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Speaker 8: from each other. How did that go?

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Speaker 14: So we were leaving the little bourbon bar and I

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00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 14: walked her to her car and we had a nice

863
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Speaker 14: hug and that felt good. And then I went home

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Speaker 14: and I slept for fifteen hours.

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Speaker 2: My god, wow, so good.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it really, it felt so good. But then when

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Speaker 14: I woke up and I texted her, she didn't answer.

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Speaker 14: And then she hasn't answered me since. Okay, that's why

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Speaker 14: I contacted you guys, so you can call her and

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Speaker 14: find out what's up.

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Speaker 1: And she hasn't even gotten the full You you know,

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Speaker 1: good night that night when you're on it's gonna be great.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, let's do that for you. We're gonna reach out

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Speaker 8: to April. You get about three minutes to take a

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Speaker 8: quick nap so you're at one hundred.

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Speaker 4: Percent when we come back.

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Speaker 8: Everybody, listeners do Yeah, We'll all do it, and then

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Speaker 8: full energy for our second date update when we continue

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Speaker 8: right after this, hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 13: Second date updates.

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Speaker 8: actually had a sponsor.

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Speaker 1: Like that, you know you should send that to the

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Speaker 1: sales department. I'm sure that they will be on it

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Speaker 1: on the phone with Holy sheets as we see.

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Speaker 4: They really should.

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Speaker 8: Second day update was built for a mattress store sponsor,

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Speaker 8: But if you missed it, our listener, Lawrence was dead

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Speaker 8: tired going into his date night with April after his

895
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 8: bachelor party experience, but he powered through and the hangout

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Speaker 8: at the bowling alley and the bourbon bar was fun

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Speaker 8: at least the parts that he can remember from that.

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Speaker 8: But we're going to try and step up and save

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Speaker 8: it for him.

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Speaker 14: It is the deal, guys. April super cute. I don't

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00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 14: know if I did something wrong or if she got

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00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 14: back together with like an action or something.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think that's it, my man.

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Speaker 1: I mean that I think that maybe a good area

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Speaker 1: of growth for you would be maybe admitting when you

906
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Speaker 1: made a mistake.

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Speaker 8: It's a second date update, not a therapy.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just say you played victim a lot to

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Speaker 1: those fantasy baseball teams, victim to the Bachelor.

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Speaker 6: Nothing is more unattractive than someone playing victim of stuff

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Speaker 6: like that.

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Speaker 2: I am with you there, like, those are your choices,

913
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Speaker 2: and you made bad ones and that's fine.

914
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Speaker 14: And maybe I made a bad decision coming to this.

915
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Speaker 14: I don't need to hear this from my mom.

916
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Speaker 2: Okay, slow it down. You opened my thoughts and that

917
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Speaker 2: was my honest thought.

918
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Speaker 8: Well, maybe you can sugarcoat them a little bit for

919
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 8: our lovely listeners.

920
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Speaker 2: If people want advice, they need to be open to criticism.

921
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Speaker 8: Anyone that comes on.

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Speaker 3: Our show does know?

923
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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 14: You know, bottom line, I don't think she knew I

925
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Speaker 14: was tired. I think it's something else, something else that

926
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Speaker 14: did wrong.

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Speaker 1: Really, Okay, there we go, all right, see, and that's

928
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Speaker 1: being open and I appreciate there's other options.

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Speaker 8: The optimism that we've been waiting for for the first

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Speaker 8: three minutes. Now, let's just dial your date, April. We'll

931
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Speaker 8: see if she answers and hopefully we can get some

932
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Speaker 8: information out of her. Here we go, dialing it right now. Hello,

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Speaker 8: Hey is this April?

934
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Speaker 19: This is she?

935
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Speaker 18: Who's this?

936
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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 8: April? We're actually an entire morning radio show called Brook

938
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Speaker 8: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

939
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Speaker 2: Yay, welcome to the show, April.

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00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 14: Good morning, Hi am I on the air right now.

941
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Speaker 8: You sure are with the most today positive and optimistic,

942
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 8: uplifting show that you will ever talk to.

943
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're known for.

944
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 20: It is Okay, what's going on?

945
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: What is this?

946
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 8: Well, this is a segment that we do called second

947
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Speaker 8: Date Update. I don't know if you've ever heard of

948
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Speaker 8: that before, but basically, it's where we try to help

949
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Speaker 8: our listeners get back in touch with somebody after going

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Speaker 8: on a great first date with them.

951
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean we hope that it's great.

952
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 8: Right, Okay, Sorry I didn't say who we who you

953
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 8: went out with the other night. It's one of our

954
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Speaker 8: our friends named Lawrence. Ah, okay, right, you guys went bowling.

955
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Speaker 8: Oh she means that not sarcastically anyway.

956
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: I didn't actually mean sarcasm. Though it sounded like a

957
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Speaker 2: fun night.

958
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Speaker 8: We're wondering to get your perspective on how the whole

959
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 8: evening went.

960
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 18: That fine, mostly.

961
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Speaker 1: Fine, mostly fine, Okay, okay, like fine, like I'm planning

962
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Speaker 1: on calling him back.

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Speaker 20: I mean, I don't know. I just I'm mostly like

964
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 20: this is kind of strange to be like blasting out

965
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Speaker 20: on the radio, you know what I mean?

966
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 11: Get that.

967
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, And all we're really looking for is to help

968
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Speaker 8: out Lawrence because he is a little bit confused.

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Speaker 20: Okay, Well, I mean, look, most of the date was positive.

970
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Speaker 20: He's a fun guy, he's cute, good Okay, But I

971
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Speaker 20: mean I'm surprised that he doesn't know. Like, I mean,

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Speaker 20: I think there was a point where we kind of

973
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Speaker 20: at least I definitely couldn't Then I thought he probably

974
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Speaker 20: also felt we could not come back from.

975
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Speaker 2: Uh oh, yeah, you can't come back from.

976
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Speaker 8: Could you tell us more about that.

977
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 13: It's pretty bad.

978
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, all right.

979
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 20: Well we went out to you know whatever, we're out

980
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 20: for the whole night, and he walks me to my car.

981
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Speaker 2: This is the very very end of the evening.

982
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Speaker 20: It's the very end of the evening, and like things

983
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 20: had gone well.

984
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Speaker 1: We were certainly flirty and at that point where you're

985
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: like hoping for a kiss or like how well, that's

986
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Speaker 1: the vibe I was getting for sure.

987
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Speaker 20: And then we get to my car and he just

988
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 20: kind of stands there and I'm like, okay, I'll make

989
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Speaker 20: the first move.

990
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Speaker 14: I lean in to kiss him, and he was.

991
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Speaker 20: Very like what I thought was polite, like just like

992
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 20: being very gentle, and he's just kind of like not

993
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Speaker 20: really doing too much with the kissing. And then it's

994
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Speaker 20: kind of just like not much as happening at all.

995
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 20: And my eyes well yeah you could say that, because

996
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 20: when I opened my eyes, I realized that he's sleeping.

997
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 20: He has fallen asleep.

998
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 2: Oh wait, standing up.

999
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 20: I mean he was kind of leaning against my.

1000
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Speaker 5: Cars, but he was out.

1001
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Speaker 8: He fell asleep mid kisses focused a lot.

1002
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 2: When did he wake up?

1003
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 20: When I was like, dude, are you asleep?

1004
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 18: And then he just kind of opened his.

1005
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 20: Eyes and laughed a little bit and.

1006
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Speaker 13: Was like, okay, see ya, Oh god, I know.

1007
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 14: Yeah, this is a little awkward, but sure we kidding.

1008
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Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, wait is that him?

1009
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Speaker 11: Yeah?

1010
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 8: Sorry. The way the segment works is we have the

1011
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 8: other person waiting on hold on the other line to

1012
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 8: talk to you, and normally we call them in. But

1013
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Speaker 8: you had to say something, Laurence, Are you joking me?

1014
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Speaker 18: Right now?

1015
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 20: He's been listening this whole time.

1016
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Speaker 2: He needed to hear it, He really did.

1017
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Speaker 4: He doesn't even remember kissing you, Lawrence.

1018
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 8: You didn't bring up anything about a first kiss when.

1019
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Speaker 14: We talked to you because I thought it was a

1020
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 14: super long hug. I don't know.

1021
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 20: Oh my god, this is exactly This is exactly what

1022
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 20: I'm talking about.

1023
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 13: This is humiliating.

1024
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing to him. Not to you, it's actually impressive. Yeah, Laurence,

1025
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: you've got to explain to her.

1026
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 14: Oh oh, here's what she don't know.

1027
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 18: Okay.

1028
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: Oh god.

1029
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Speaker 14: I went to a bachelor party the night before in Vegas,

1030
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Speaker 14: and then when I got back finally, I was up

1031
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Speaker 14: until like four in the morning editing my fantasy baseball.

1032
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

1033
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Speaker 14: I didn't really get a lot of rest the night before.

1034
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Speaker 14: But I just thought you were so cute and funny

1035
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 14: and I just wanted to power through. I really like you,

1036
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 14: and I'm sorry and.

1037
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, it wasn't my best.

1038
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Speaker 8: Wrap it up, all right, that was a lot. I

1039
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 8: wasn't expecting you to say that much. But April, do

1040
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 8: you hear what he's saying. He was exhausted from a

1041
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 8: long trip before.

1042
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I'm hearing him.

1043
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 20: It sounds like he's super responsible. I mean fantasy baseball priorities.

1044
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 14: No, I get it.

1045
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 13: Well, he showed up.

1046
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true. It was so important for him to

1047
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 8: meet you that, despite how tired he was, he was

1048
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 8: willing to do this anyway.

1049
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 2: That's a good angle, I know, if we can spin

1050
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 2: it that way.

1051
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I think more is that he made a

1052
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: mistake and he would love a redo, right because he

1053
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: knows he screwed it up.

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Speaker 14: Well, I did kiss Thermus is better than I thought,

1055
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Speaker 14: so I didn't really strew that.

1056
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Speaker 8: I mean, ninety percent of the date was awesome.

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Speaker 13: You don't remember the kiss. You definitely don't get to

1058
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 13: count it.

1059
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 20: And no, you're not getting like points.

1060
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 9: For that at all.

1061
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: She said you were a bad kisser, dude, because you're

1062
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: basically like kissing a dead person.

1063
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,720
Speaker 8: Well, she was the one who initiated the kiss.

1064
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 14: I was a dead person. But the next time I

1065
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 14: will be fully a lot.

1066
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Speaker 20: I mean, he did have pretty nice lips, but.

1067
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Speaker 8: He did stick around for a very long time with

1068
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 8: a very tired man. Just imagine how great he's going

1069
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 8: to be when he's fully rested at one hundred percent bowling.

1070
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Speaker 1: I actually, Jeff on that. I mean, like you wanted

1071
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: that kiss at the end of the night. I mean,

1072
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: sure it was the death of the date, but if

1073
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: you could redo it.

1074
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Speaker 2: It may be great.

1075
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Speaker 8: I bet on the next date. He'll even let you

1076
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 8: change his fantasy baseball lineup for him.

1077
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Speaker 4: No, that is not cool.

1078
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: Well don't you want that?

1079
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Speaker 8: Okay, you know, Okay, maybe that's date three material, but

1080
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Speaker 8: we are interested in date number two April. He's not lying.

1081
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 8: We really want you to go out with him again,

1082
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 8: and we'll pay for it if you say yes.

1083
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 20: I mean, can you promise that you're gonna get a

1084
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 20: full night sleep? And like, never ever tell anybody besides

1085
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 20: everybody that's listening to the show that you fell asleep

1086
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 20: during our first kiss.

1087
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: Would be a great story at I will not do

1088
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: that again.

1089
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 3: All right.

1090
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 8: The promise is there April, all.

1091
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 20: Right, but I'm not paying for a single thing, not

1092
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 20: one single thing.

1093
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you're like.

1094
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 8: All the women that we have on this show. Awesome.

1095
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 8: Congratulations you two you're going out again? Day Awesome, Alexis,

1096
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 8: do you approve of this couple ship?

1097
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: You would like a wreck like him?

1098
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 13: Wilk and Jeffrey in the morning.

1099
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 8: Against all odds, it's another successful second date update. They're

1100
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Speaker 8: actually going out again.

1101
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: You can fall sleep mid kiss and it's still cool.

1102
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 8: It's actually pretty impressive. And my wish for them is,

1103
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Speaker 8: I hope it's not just the first kiss. I hope

1104
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Speaker 8: they hit all of the major dating milestones while he's asleep. Yeah,

1105
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 8: like proposal, Yeah, they makes her parents asleep, the first

1106
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 8: I Love you is while he's dozen off. They get

1107
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 8: engaged mid nap, just sign the paperwork their first home you.

1108
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Speaker 1: I'm sure they're gonna go back and listen to this

1109
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: in podcast form and fall asleep.

1110
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Speaker 11: Man.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, mid second day, you are inspirations to all of

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00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 8: us and all of our listeners YouTube. Best of luck

1113
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 8: in the future of your dating life, and if you

1114
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 8: need some help in your personal dating life. You can

1115
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 8: always email our show. We won't fall asleep. We will

1116
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 8: stay awake to call that person who's not calling you back.

1117
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 8: And you go check out all of our second date

1118
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 8: updates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey.

1119
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Speaker 8: Also go check him out on.

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Speaker 13: YouTube Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1121
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Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you

1122
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Speaker 8: missed it, yesterday, Brooke told us what her New Year's

1123
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Speaker 8: resolution is. Yeah, we only cover Brooks because it's just

1124
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 8: ridiculous every single year.

1125
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Speaker 2: It's not ridiculous.

1126
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Speaker 8: Well, the listeners can beat the judge of that, because

1127
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 8: for twenty twenty six we're following it. Hehere for sure.

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Speaker 8: Brooke announced this is her year of corded phones.

1129
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Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. I'm plugging it in when I

1130
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Speaker 2: get home.

1131
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Speaker 8: Brook forgot that this is an entertainment show and the

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00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 8: most boring, outdated choice she could possibly Brook, do you

1133
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 8: want to explain what that is? In just like two sentences?

1134
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 8: Maybe not the manifesto that you wrote on your social media.

1135
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: All I'm trying to say is I'm too attached to

1136
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: my phone. I'm sick of picking it up. I didn't

1137
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: even bring it into the studio today.

1138
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 2: I'm trying to detach, right, and so.

1139
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: One thing I'm doing at home is I'm plugging it

1140
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: into the charger cord and leaving it on the charging

1141
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: station while I'm at home.

1142
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 8: Whoa mind blowing?

1143
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 2: I mean, so I'm not bringing it from room to room.

1144
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.

1145
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 8: Yes, Well, the reason that I brought this entire thing

1146
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 8: up is because you've actually done something correct, Brooke, Thank

1147
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 8: you shockingly enough.

1148
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: That is to say, we record that.

1149
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 8: A popular publication says in order to keep your resolutions

1150
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 8: going strong, you have to do a few things, and

1151
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 8: one of them is be specific. Meaning you can't just

1152
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 8: say I want to get fit this year. You have

1153
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,479
Speaker 8: to say I want to walk for ten minutes after

1154
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 8: work every single day. Yeah, okay, and yours is definitely

1155
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 8: very specific, that's right. Very Maybe it should be even more.

1156
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 8: Oh like, maybe you should say I'm not going to

1157
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 8: look at my phone for twelve hours a day. Experts

1158
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 8: say that would be very hard.

1159
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 2: I don't know that I could do that. I literally

1160
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: would be lost all over the city. I can't I

1161
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 2: can't navigate to my home from work. I don't fay

1162
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 2: without using navigation.

1163
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 10: So you see how often her husband and kids call

1164
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 10: her here, so I mean every.

1165
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 8: Day, but they can't find them in the And my

1166
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 8: suggestion is, and I've talked with producer Boyd and our

1167
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 8: general manager Nick about this. They're willing to buy a

1168
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 8: small safe that your phone goes in at the start

1169
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 8: of the day, you lock it up and you won't

1170
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 8: get it back until the end of the day. If

1171
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 8: jose can remember the comedy phone again, and that's exactly

1172
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 8: what you wanted for your year of corded phone.

1173
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 2: No, I just want some restriction, Jeff. I don't want

1174
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,479
Speaker 2: to like not have my family be able to shop

1175
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 2: at work.

1176
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 8: There needs to be consequences. Then, if you want to

1177
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 8: do this, there has to be consequences. If you see

1178
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 8: Brook on her cell phone during the day, feel free

1179
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 8: to throw one of her rented shoes that she puts

1180
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 8: underneath her desk at her head. You need consequences, Brooke.

1181
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 2: Hit me with shoes.

1182
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 8: It's going to be a good year. Laser Stories. Next,

1183
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 8: it's the radio segment that's promoting hygiene on the go

1184
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 8: with a brand new line of armpit the days. What

1185
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,240
Speaker 8: looks like a normal drinking fountain, but it shoots fresh

1186
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 8: cleansing H two to oh straight into your sweat trench. A.

1187
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 8: You got a mock up image for you so you

1188
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 8: can get a visual of what it was working like.

1189
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 2: You are having too much fun with AI. That is

1190
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 2: an arm pit the day with anaked man?

1191
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 8: Wow, what he's going to be clothed? You can't clean

1192
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 8: your pits if you've got your clothes on.

1193
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 2: You could have a tank top on.

1194
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 8: But okay, don't hold me back, broke. Just sanitize yourself

1195
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 8: with laser stories. Their segment where we read weird news

1196
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 8: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1197
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 8: we've got a laser and those other pit tea parties

1198
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 8: just don't. This first laser story is out of Italy,

1199
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 8: and even though Christmas was a few weeks ago, this

1200
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 8: international crime news just made its way over to the US.

1201
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 8: Oh really, because a thirty eight year old resident had

1202
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 8: just stolen a television from a local electronics shop and

1203
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 8: was running away from police. As cops chased him, the

1204
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 8: man tried to lose them by getting creative and hopping

1205
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,439
Speaker 8: into a life size nativity scene outside of church.

1206
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 2: And then tell me he acted like the baby.

1207
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 8: He froze in place like a mannequin and acted like

1208
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 8: he was one of the wise men bearing gifts.

1209
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 2: Jesus would have loved an LEDTV instead of right.

1210
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 8: The crazy part is it almost worked. They didn't see

1211
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 8: him until the town's mayor noticed movement out of the

1212
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 8: corner of his eye, then took a closer look, and

1213
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 8: along with the gifts of gold frankensnse andr the crook

1214
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 8: was holding a thirty six inch flat screen as a

1215
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 8: gift to Baby Jesus.

1216
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 2: That's who he can watch, you know, his favorite show

1217
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 2: on that.

1218
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 8: Of course, after being arrested, a judge gave him nine

1219
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 8: months in jail for the crime and evating officers.

1220
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: Not very wise man.

1221
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,760
Speaker 8: He's now behind bars serving out that sentence.

1222
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 14: Fuck dang.

1223
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 8: Let's go to your next laser story out of Florida,

1224
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 8: First Florida story of the year. It better be good.

1225
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 8: Forty one year olds William White Junior was delivering mail

1226
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 8: and Pensacola recently when he saw a kid ride by

1227
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 8: on a scooter with a box that he had just

1228
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 8: dropped off. Immediately, William thought that little porch pirate is

1229
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 8: stealing packages and he's not gonna get away with it.

1230
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 8: As long as I'm on the block.

1231
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 2: Here we go a postman that cares.

1232
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 14: Huh.

1233
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 8: So what did he do? Cops say, William jumped back

1234
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 8: in his mail truck, punched it and tried to hit

1235
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 8: the kid to get the package back. Salt, anybody just

1236
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 8: talk sternly to him, Yes, but they say it through rain, sleet,

1237
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 8: snow or tiny porch pirates, they will get your package

1238
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 8: to you.

1239
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:51,280
Speaker 19: Okay.

1240
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 8: So luckily the boy was able to bail at the

1241
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 8: last second, but he did end up in the hospital

1242
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 8: with an ankle injury, as for his scooter that ended

1243
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 8: up under William's truck. But here's the worst part. It

1244
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 8: turned out the kid wasn't actually stealing the package at all.

1245
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 8: Oh No, William had dropped it off at the wrong

1246
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 8: address and the boy was being nice, just trying to

1247
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 8: bring it over to his neighbor.

1248
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: Get it. We just got a letter to a different

1249
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: for a wrong address and my daughter was like, let

1250
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: me go run it over there.

1251
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, we'll just put it back in the

1252
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 2: I'm glad I.

1253
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 8: Did toss it in the fire. It's too dangerous. William's

1254
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 8: now facing charges for criminal mischief and aggravated assault. It's

1255
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 8: probably watching a little too many vigilante movies in his tire.

1256
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 8: Taking matters into his own hands. Let's go to your

1257
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 8: next laser story out of the snack factory. You ever

1258
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 8: heard the long standing rumor that Twinkies will last forever? Yeah,

1259
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 8: well still believe it. The correct answer is they do

1260
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 8: and they don't. I know that because the world's oldest

1261
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 8: known twinkie is turning fifty this year.

1262
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 2: Year, I feel like it should be older.

1263
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 8: A chemistry teacher in Blue Hill, Maine named Roger Benati

1264
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 8: opened it as an experiment for his class back in

1265
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 8: nineteen seventy six. Wow, and it's lived at that school

1266
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 8: ever since.

1267
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 2: Dude, that's pretty epic that that's what your school is

1268
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: known for.

1269
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1270
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 8: This all started because his class was talking about food

1271
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 8: additives when one kid asked how long a twinkie would last,

1272
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 8: and Roger said he didn't know, so they tested it,

1273
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 8: and that testing continues to this day.

1274
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 2: They need to change the mascot to the Twinkies Twiggys.

1275
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 6: Never say that it's pay The tweaky is gonna outlive

1276
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 6: everyone at the school.

1277
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 8: Roger retired back in two thousand and four. He handed

1278
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 8: it off to a student from that class who is

1279
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 8: now the dean of the same schools down so she's

1280
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 8: had it in a glass case on her shelf for

1281
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 8: the last twenty two years. Oh, it's a good question,

1282
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 8: bro What does it look like? It still does have

1283
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 8: that basic Twinkie shape, but doesn't really look like something

1284
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 8: you'd want to eat. It is fully dried out and

1285
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 8: looks more like a tiny, very stale loaf of bread.

1286
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 3: A picture.

1287
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 8: I have a photo of it for you.

1288
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 11: That's nasty.

1289
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 4: That looks like powder if you just touched it.

1290
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like crumbs inside the glass too. It does

1291
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: look like someone sucked all the moisture out of a Twinkie.

1292
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 2: And then.

1293
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 8: Roger just did an interview about it recently and joked

1294
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 8: that he and the Twinkie are a lot alike. Now

1295
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 8: we're both old, gray and flaky. For the record, the

1296
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 8: official shelf life of a Twinkie back then was just

1297
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 8: twenty six days. The hostess says it's up to forty

1298
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 8: five days now, mostly thanks to better packaging, new preservatives.

1299
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 8: They say it's better plastic. But who got Let's go

1300
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 8: to your final laser story out of the palace. Brooke

1301
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 8: probably knows this if you leave your dog for a

1302
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 8: week and come back, they'll remember you and go nuts

1303
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 8: when you return.

1304
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, to them, it feels like a year.

1305
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 8: I know.

1306
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 2: I love that moment.

1307
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 8: But what about cats? They are a lot harder to read.

1308
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 8: So researchers dug in and studied how long would it

1309
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 8: take for your cat to forget you?

1310
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 2: Need to forget you?

1311
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 8: I really forget.

1312
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 2: My mom's cat literally comes to her car when she

1313
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 2: pulls into the driveway every day. Yes, and like greets

1314
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 2: her like a puppy.

1315
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 11: Okay, well, hold on to your thing.

1316
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 8: I just saw a video the other day.

1317
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 10: Have a girl who posted her childhood cat old video

1318
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 10: how close they were.

1319
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 2: She went to college, came back, the cat hisses at her.

1320
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 11: Now, oh really, and it doesn't like her.

1321
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 2: Maybe that's because she knows what she did at college

1322
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 2: more than we know.

1323
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 8: I don't know about that. But the study was trying

1324
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 8: to determine I wonder. So they found if you leave

1325
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 8: for a month, do they just think you're a random

1326
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 8: human again? Or how about a year? Will turns out?

1327
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 8: After a day decade of studies, scientists found your cat

1328
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 8: would never forget you.

1329
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 2: I told you, it's what she did in school.

1330
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 8: They're just like dogs in that way. But the downside

1331
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 8: is they will like you a lot less.

1332
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1333
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 8: Cats were found to hold a grudge if the owners

1334
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 8: leave them for more than five days. If it's more

1335
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 8: than two weeks, the cat will demonstrate coldness on purpose

1336
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 8: to get the owner to show it more affections.

1337
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 2: So they're actually more emotionally intelligent.

1338
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, they are.

1339
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 8: It's kind of like dating. It's like, oh, you want

1340
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 8: to flake me for two.

1341
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 4: Weeks forget about you?

1342
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1343
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, So in the end, they won't forget you,

1344
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 8: but they could resent you. As for amorous turtles, it's

1345
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 8: a different story.

1346
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 18: Now, he might.

1347
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 8: Forget you, but he will never forget those dreamy Chuck

1348
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 8: taylors that you wore the night you let him hit it.

1349
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 8: That's a memory that's burned in directly. That's just what

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Speaker 8: the studies say. Broke in the study say, we're that

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01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 8: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 8: We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 8: As I mentioned yesterday, I declared my New Year's resolution

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01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 8: is to try and focus more on myself or stick

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01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 8: with it.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't just one day.

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01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 8: A little self care Brook, if you will by making

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01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 8: everything around me about me, that is caring only about myself.

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Speaker 8: So we're gonna start with our digital producer Jake. Jake,

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01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 8: please give me a compliment. It could be physical, emotional, psychological.

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01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 8: And keep in mind I am wearing a hip brace

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01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 8: because of what happened last night, so please be gentle

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01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 8: with me, Jake.

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01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 11: Go ahead, Jeffery, your curls in your hair today look delicious.

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01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 11: I want to wrap my tongue around them and slabber

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01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 11: them down.

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01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 2: I hate hair in my mouth.

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01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 8: Oh wow, No, I'm with him.

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01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 3: It's like cotton candy.

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01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you're making the metal joints around my pelvis

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01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 8: tingle in the best possible way. Who else is tingling?

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01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 8: To play some trivia with us? Our return player Valerie

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01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 8: back on the show, and last time Valerie played Brook,

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01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 8: they tied, So val welcome back. How are your holidays?

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01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 5: My holidays were wonderful.

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01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 2: But how are your curls?

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01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 14: Oh?

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01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 5: Straightener?

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01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 19: Yeah?

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01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 2: Okay?

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01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 8: Oh Jake does not approve of that anyway. Enough small talk, Vowl.

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01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 8: Let's get to the game. Huh you got thirty seconds

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01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 8: on the clocked answer as many questions as possible. If

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01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 8: you don't know when you can say past. But you

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01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 8: have to beat brook outright if you want to win.

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01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

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01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 20: Oh?

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01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 14: I hope?

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01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 8: So you got this? Your time starts now. On this day.

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01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 8: In twenty twelve, jay Z and Beyonce welcome their first daughter,

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01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 8: named what What is the only vowel that's not on

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01:03:55,200 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 8: the top row of a standard keyboard? In which nineteen

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01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 8: sixties novel would you find the character Atticus Finch? Mockingbirds

1395
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 8: The currency of euros were first introduced in what decade?

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01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 14: Eighties?

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01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 8: A blackout happens during a power outage. A whiteout happens

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01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 8: during what weather related event like.

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Speaker 5: Snow?

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Speaker 8: Okay, well, well we'll accept your changed answers.

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01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 19: I love that.

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01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 5: It's definitely.

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01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 8: Valerie knows now Brooks coming back into the studio here.

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01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 8: And so Valerie earlier, you heard about my resolution to

1405
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 8: make life more about myself. What about your resolution this year?

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01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 8: Are you doing the same?

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01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 18: I am focusing on being more present with my kids

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01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 18: and my family is spending more quality times together.

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01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 4: Oh that's a great goal.

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01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 8: Oh where were you last year?

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01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 3: She was absent?

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01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 18: Well, she's a busy mom.

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01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 3: They've got activities.

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01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was looking at our calendar for

1415
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 2: the next two months. I don't think there's a night

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01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 2: that I'm not driving child to supple.

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01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh my.

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01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 8: Well, you don't have to enrich your kids' lives. That's

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01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 8: always an option. Oh you don't.

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01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 4: You know, your don't.

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01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 2: That's no activities.

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01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a burden that you're putting on yourself. Yeah,

1424
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 8: so if you want to enrich your own children's lives,

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01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 8: that's on you.

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01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 13: Don't come baame on me.

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01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 2: You know we're not doing enough selfish care.

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01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 8: Yes, no, anyway, good mom's aside. We have to keep

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01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 8: playing this game. Brook You ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Your

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01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 8: time starts now. On this day. In twenty twelve, jay

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01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 8: Z and Beyonce welcome their first daughter, named what Blue Ivy?

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01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 8: What's the only vow that's not on the top row

1433
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 8: of a standard keyboard? Why? In which nineteen sixties novel

1434
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 8: would you find the character Atticus Finch?

1435
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 2: Oh, to kill a Luckybird.

1436
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 8: The currency of euros were first introduced in what decade eighties?

1437
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 8: A blackout happens during a power outage? A whiteout happens

1438
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 8: during what weather related event?

1439
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 13: Tonado and She even did the sound.

1440
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,600
Speaker 8: Effect of a tornado, which was kind of nice to throw.

1441
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 2: In there in the middle of one of those things.

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01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 2: Feels like it'd be pretty white.

1443
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 8: Oh exactly. Now, let's go on to the scoreboard to

1444
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 8: see how you both did with Jose.

1445
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 5: I'm done.

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01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 2: No more babies for me.

1447
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 11: We didn't know that baby.

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01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 4: You got four?

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01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 11: Correct?

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01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: What I'm game?

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01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 16: Really well done, Valery, congratulations get yes, that.

1452
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 8: Is well done.

1453
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: We see it seems like you're doing this instead of

1454
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:39,919
Speaker 1: spending quality time with your kids.

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01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 2: So whatever, Valerie, let's.

1456
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 8: Go over the answers for everybody.

1457
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 18: On this day.

1458
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 8: In twenty twelve, jay Z and Beyonce welcome their first daughter,

1459
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 8: Blue Ivy Carter. The only vowel not on the top

1460
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 8: row of a standard keyboard is a hy is on

1461
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 8: the top You and I and all the others.

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01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that quest, correct.

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01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 8: That's nothing new for you on this show, Brooke, It's okay.

1464
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 8: The nineteen sixties novel where you'd find Atticus Finch as

1465
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 8: a character is To Kill a Mockingbird. The currency of

1466
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 8: euros were introduced in the nineteen nineties, and blackout happens

1467
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 8: during a power outage or a frat party. A whiteout

1468
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 8: happens during a snowstorm. Valorie, congratulations, you took brook down,

1469
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 8: so you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.

1470
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 8: We're gonna give you a pair of tickets to see

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01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 8: Ed Sheeran perform.

1472
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, holy really yeah.

1473
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 8: August first at lumen Field.

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01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:36,439
Speaker 11: Wow.

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01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 14: Thank you.

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01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1477
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so fun. Well, you did your call for

1478
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 2: the year, so you don't need to call back.

1479
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 5: I will definitely be calling back there.

1480
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 8: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow,