WEBVTT - Episode 16: Atlantic City Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hey Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Dan. How are you You sound all banged up? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a little scratchy throat. I'm just took a

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<v Speaker 1>COVID test and it was inconclusive, so I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>another one after the show. Are you gonna be able

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<v Speaker 1>to perform today? Thank god? I did my picks yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, you got roughed up over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You sound rough now, but you got roughed up. I

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<v Speaker 1>got your losing seven units. So you're now at plus fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>and you promised this audience that you would get to

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<v Speaker 1>plus thirty. Well, Moses said Fox Foe, I'm gonna go five,

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<v Speaker 1>five and five. Wait, you're comparing yourself to Moses Malone.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dylan, by the way, how about a round

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<v Speaker 1>of applause for Dylan fight again? Yes, alright, buddy, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>professional UFC handicapper. Now, Dylan plus thirteen from last week.

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<v Speaker 1>He's up four and a half units on the year.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of the great comebacks of all time. Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>get going. The best team's peak at the right time. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're peeking at the right time. I think so based

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<v Speaker 1>on my previous work. Well, you're super Bowl team in

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<v Speaker 1>Seattle is not gonna show. I'm gonna pretend that one

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<v Speaker 1>didn't happen. But well, Buffalo is still They're still that.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even look so great that Larry was oh

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<v Speaker 1>and three on teasers. Um, the bucks and the cards

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<v Speaker 1>cost you a total of units. Correct, Yes, you'll you'll

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<v Speaker 1>notice I don't have any teasers this week. Damn. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan stays undefeated with UFC on the year. They plus

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<v Speaker 1>eight units in both of those matches. Here, alright, let's

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<v Speaker 1>turn our attention to this week, and I'll start with you, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>College football. So for college this week, tonight, we got

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<v Speaker 1>UCF in Florida. I'm taking UCF plus seven two units

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<v Speaker 1>there then to one unit games Georgia State minus five

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<v Speaker 1>and a first ball state. I've been wrong by Georgia

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<v Speaker 1>State a couple of times this year, so I'm hopping

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<v Speaker 1>on that train. Okay, Georgia State eight and four versus

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<v Speaker 1>the spread this year, I've been on the losing end

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<v Speaker 1>of a few of those. And then West Virginia Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>over forty five. I think everybody who's with you, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the public is no, they're on the under. You're going over. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's good news. All right, Minnesota's got a

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<v Speaker 1>good defense. Uh, bad Larry, You've got college football just

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<v Speaker 1>two even I'm really happy to hear. I'm going against

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan in the first one. I have Florida minus to

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<v Speaker 1>seven against you, UCF. Okay, Dylan is nine and six

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<v Speaker 1>head to head with Bad Larry this year. Okay, Although

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized that UCF kind of like that what

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<v Speaker 1>he knows, right, that's that fighting machine stuff, one one

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<v Speaker 1>letter switch. And then I got Boston College minus three

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<v Speaker 1>against East Carolina. Oy uh, and they're both they're both

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<v Speaker 1>one unit there. Are you sure you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>head to head with me on my hot streak right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do? UCF is the only thing that scared me. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>just because you thought it was the UFC instead of UCU.

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<v Speaker 1>He might know something I don't know. Boston College lost

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<v Speaker 1>to Florida State and lost Syracuse. Those are bad football teams,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I might take them over East Carolina though. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>minus three all right, NFL Dylan, what do you have

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<v Speaker 1>for me? Yep? So after my primetime dog teaser last

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<v Speaker 1>week being success, I'm doing the same thing again. Three

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<v Speaker 1>units teasing Titans plus thirteen, Dolphins plus thirteen in the

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<v Speaker 1>Washington football team plus twenty and a half. Uh two

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<v Speaker 1>unit games Bills plus two and a half against the Patriots.

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<v Speaker 1>I love to bet against the Patriots and Giants money

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<v Speaker 1>line plus three fifty against the Eagles. They gave the

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles some problems in November, so I'm hoping it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>happen again, and I'm, for whatever reason, weirdly better at

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<v Speaker 1>money line picks than like traditional against the spread picks.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. Giants have lost three in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're one of the worst scoring teams in the NFL,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're not even They're not really in line for

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<v Speaker 1>the first pick, so I feel like they'll still try

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<v Speaker 1>anything else. Yep. A couple one unit bets Brown's Packers

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<v Speaker 1>under forty six Colts plus one against the Cardinals, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Browns are averaging fifteen points a game the last

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<v Speaker 1>four games there in my list of teams that are

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<v Speaker 1>hard to watch. And then I've got Chargers minus ten

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<v Speaker 1>against the Texans Chers, okay, minus ten, Okay, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more bet. Then the game everyone's looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to tonight Australian cricket. The Hobart Hurricanes plus one oh

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<v Speaker 1>five against the Melbourne Stars. The You know that the

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<v Speaker 1>Hurricanes have lost three of their last four matches. I

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<v Speaker 1>found that out today. Actually, okay, all right, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the like Big Bash League? Is that? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>it is? They're known as the Big Bash League? Yeah, okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're betting on cricket now to Larry uh Me

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. You know, he's desperate. I still have

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<v Speaker 1>some ground to make up. Okay, bad Layer. Your NFL

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<v Speaker 1>picks are okay to you. With each straight bats Packers

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<v Speaker 1>minus seven against the Browns, killing and Iron alignment, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Colts plus one against the Cards. Packers are minus

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half, lair, Okay, Okay, I'll still keep it, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I don't know why I'm doing this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bet the Jets No. Given two and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the Jets at home. Okay? Is uh do

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<v Speaker 1>you have the Jets at two and a half or

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<v Speaker 1>pick them? Ray? Right now, the Jets are pick them larious,

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<v Speaker 1>So we gave you some points there. Yeah, Merry Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>rank you guys pick them okay? And Robert sala is

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<v Speaker 1>still out with COVID, so the Jets will be without

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<v Speaker 1>their head coach. What else you have, Lair? And then

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<v Speaker 1>I have to one unit bets the chief mindus seven

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<v Speaker 1>against the Steelers and the Washington Football Club plus ten

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<v Speaker 1>and a half against the Cowboys. I've got so Kansas City.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine is seven and a half. Kansas City could be

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<v Speaker 1>without Kelsey Tyree Hill and Chris Jones does let's go

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<v Speaker 1>in to seven and a half. It's right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>got it at seven and a half. I'll keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Washington Football team is plus ten and a

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<v Speaker 1>half versus the Cowboys. Right, that's what I have it

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<v Speaker 1>at perfect okay? All right? Uh, well, good luck with

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<v Speaker 1>your next COVID test there, Larry. That's right. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>problem better come back negative. My kids won't come down.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do over already home. That's probably where I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>But Matt's coming down from me. Tonight and I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>called hi yet. I hope he doesn't listen to the show. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's four plus five fins like five hours and a

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<v Speaker 1>half hours, right, Um, all right, well, Dylan, I'm happy

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<v Speaker 1>road on the plus column. Welcome aboard. It feels good.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels good. Turn it into a match. Maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a nice Budweiser would suthe that throat layer. So my

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<v Speaker 1>wife says, uh, you might have to isolate. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just said, you know what I'm not saying at Christmas anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>said I might just go to way in my hotel

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<v Speaker 1>room in Washingame, take all my gifts back on. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the Christmas dream of as a kid. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit in a hotel room in Atlantic City. Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>to me? Yes, uh, and Happy New Year, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>lair and feel feel better Okay, I feel fine. We

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<v Speaker 1>will chat later. Good luck, Dylan, Christmas, Mary, Christmas you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and damn, by the way, damn, Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice sweater you out on today on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Home. Yeah we could watch on the TV

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<v Speaker 1>in the living room. Yeah, that's just you know best too,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do. I bring cheer laer ten I

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<v Speaker 1>was rooting for you to win the back room Guy thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was pretty confident I didn't stand much of

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<v Speaker 1>a chance. Yeah, you really have to contribute to the show, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>to get to win that award. Alright, but on the

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<v Speaker 1>list of best gamblers in the studio, my stock's gone

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit. Everyone's at everyone's happy with you

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<v Speaker 1>this week, no question. Yeah, yeah, you're a winner. Fruit change.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh feels good. Thank you, lair Hi. Guys, we'll talk later.

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<v Speaker 1>By wife m m hm