Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hey Dylan,
Speaker 1: Hey Dan. How are you You sound all banged up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have a little scratchy throat. I'm just took a
Speaker 1: COVID test and it was inconclusive, so I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: another one after the show. Are you gonna be able
Speaker 1: to perform today? Thank god? I did my picks yesterday.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you got roughed up over the weekend.
Speaker 1: You sound rough now, but you got roughed up. I
Speaker 1: got your losing seven units. So you're now at plus fifteen,
Speaker 1: and you promised this audience that you would get to
Speaker 1: plus thirty. Well, Moses said Fox Foe, I'm gonna go five,
Speaker 1: five and five. Wait, you're comparing yourself to Moses Malone.
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, by the way, how about a round
Speaker 1: of applause for Dylan fight again? Yes, alright, buddy, I'm
Speaker 1: professional UFC handicapper. Now, Dylan plus thirteen from last week.
Speaker 1: He's up four and a half units on the year.
Speaker 1: This is one of the great comebacks of all time. Damn,
Speaker 1: get going. The best team's peak at the right time. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're peeking at the right time. I think so based
Speaker 1: on my previous work. Well, you're super Bowl team in
Speaker 1: Seattle is not gonna show. I'm gonna pretend that one
Speaker 1: didn't happen. But well, Buffalo is still They're still that.
Speaker 1: They don't even look so great that Larry was oh
Speaker 1: and three on teasers. Um, the bucks and the cards
Speaker 1: cost you a total of units. Correct, Yes, you'll you'll
Speaker 1: notice I don't have any teasers this week. Damn. Okay,
Speaker 1: Dylan stays undefeated with UFC on the year. They plus
Speaker 1: eight units in both of those matches. Here, alright, let's
Speaker 1: turn our attention to this week, and I'll start with you, Dylan.
Speaker 1: College football. So for college this week, tonight, we got
Speaker 1: UCF in Florida. I'm taking UCF plus seven two units
Speaker 1: there then to one unit games Georgia State minus five
Speaker 1: and a first ball state. I've been wrong by Georgia
Speaker 1: State a couple of times this year, so I'm hopping
Speaker 1: on that train. Okay, Georgia State eight and four versus
Speaker 1: the spread this year, I've been on the losing end
Speaker 1: of a few of those. And then West Virginia Minnesota
Speaker 1: over forty five. I think everybody who's with you, it's
Speaker 1: the public is no, they're on the under. You're going over. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's good news. All right, Minnesota's got a
Speaker 1: good defense. Uh, bad Larry, You've got college football just
Speaker 1: two even I'm really happy to hear. I'm going against
Speaker 1: Dylan in the first one. I have Florida minus to
Speaker 1: seven against you, UCF. Okay, Dylan is nine and six
Speaker 1: head to head with Bad Larry this year. Okay, Although
Speaker 1: I just realized that UCF kind of like that what
Speaker 1: he knows, right, that's that fighting machine stuff, one one
Speaker 1: letter switch. And then I got Boston College minus three
Speaker 1: against East Carolina. Oy uh, and they're both they're both
Speaker 1: one unit there. Are you sure you want to go
Speaker 1: head to head with me on my hot streak right now?
Speaker 1: Do you do? UCF is the only thing that scared me. Oh,
Speaker 1: just because you thought it was the UFC instead of UCU.
Speaker 1: He might know something I don't know. Boston College lost
Speaker 1: to Florida State and lost Syracuse. Those are bad football teams,
Speaker 1: but I think I might take them over East Carolina though. Okay,
Speaker 1: minus three all right, NFL Dylan, what do you have
Speaker 1: for me? Yep? So after my primetime dog teaser last
Speaker 1: week being success, I'm doing the same thing again. Three
Speaker 1: units teasing Titans plus thirteen, Dolphins plus thirteen in the
Speaker 1: Washington football team plus twenty and a half. Uh two
Speaker 1: unit games Bills plus two and a half against the Patriots.
Speaker 1: I love to bet against the Patriots and Giants money
Speaker 1: line plus three fifty against the Eagles. They gave the
Speaker 1: Eagles some problems in November, so I'm hoping it's gonna
Speaker 1: happen again, and I'm, for whatever reason, weirdly better at
Speaker 1: money line picks than like traditional against the spread picks.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Giants have lost three in a row,
Speaker 1: and they're one of the worst scoring teams in the NFL,
Speaker 1: but they're not even They're not really in line for
Speaker 1: the first pick, so I feel like they'll still try
Speaker 1: anything else. Yep. A couple one unit bets Brown's Packers
Speaker 1: under forty six Colts plus one against the Cardinals, and
Speaker 1: the Browns are averaging fifteen points a game the last
Speaker 1: four games there in my list of teams that are
Speaker 1: hard to watch. And then I've got Chargers minus ten
Speaker 1: against the Texans Chers, okay, minus ten, Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got one more bet. Then the game everyone's looking forward
Speaker 1: to tonight Australian cricket. The Hobart Hurricanes plus one oh
Speaker 1: five against the Melbourne Stars. The You know that the
Speaker 1: Hurricanes have lost three of their last four matches. I
Speaker 1: found that out today. Actually, okay, all right, this is
Speaker 1: the like Big Bash League? Is that? Is that what
Speaker 1: it is? They're known as the Big Bash League? Yeah, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: So we're betting on cricket now to Larry uh Me
Speaker 1: a little bit. You know, he's desperate. I still have
Speaker 1: some ground to make up. Okay, bad Layer. Your NFL
Speaker 1: picks are okay to you. With each straight bats Packers
Speaker 1: minus seven against the Browns, killing and Iron alignment, and
Speaker 1: the Colts plus one against the Cards. Packers are minus
Speaker 1: seven and a half, lair, Okay, Okay, I'll still keep it, Okay.
Speaker 1: And then I don't know why I'm doing this, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bet the Jets No. Given two and a half,
Speaker 1: I'll take the Jets at home. Okay? Is uh do
Speaker 1: you have the Jets at two and a half or
Speaker 1: pick them? Ray? Right now, the Jets are pick them larious,
Speaker 1: So we gave you some points there. Yeah, Merry Christmas,
Speaker 1: rank you guys pick them okay? And Robert sala is
Speaker 1: still out with COVID, so the Jets will be without
Speaker 1: their head coach. What else you have, Lair? And then
Speaker 1: I have to one unit bets the chief mindus seven
Speaker 1: against the Steelers and the Washington Football Club plus ten
Speaker 1: and a half against the Cowboys. I've got so Kansas City.
Speaker 1: Mine is seven and a half. Kansas City could be
Speaker 1: without Kelsey Tyree Hill and Chris Jones does let's go
Speaker 1: in to seven and a half. It's right now. I
Speaker 1: got it at seven and a half. I'll keep it.
Speaker 1: And then Washington Football team is plus ten and a
Speaker 1: half versus the Cowboys. Right, that's what I have it
Speaker 1: at perfect okay? All right? Uh, well, good luck with
Speaker 1: your next COVID test there, Larry. That's right. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: problem better come back negative. My kids won't come down.
Speaker 1: We'll do over already home. That's probably where I got it.
Speaker 1: But Matt's coming down from me. Tonight and I haven't
Speaker 1: called hi yet. I hope he doesn't listen to the show. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's four plus five fins like five hours and a
Speaker 1: half hours, right, Um, all right, well, Dylan, I'm happy
Speaker 1: road on the plus column. Welcome aboard. It feels good.
Speaker 1: It feels good. Turn it into a match. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: a nice Budweiser would suthe that throat layer. So my
Speaker 1: wife says, uh, you might have to isolate. So I
Speaker 1: just said, you know what I'm not saying at Christmas anyway,
Speaker 1: said I might just go to way in my hotel
Speaker 1: room in Washingame, take all my gifts back on. It's
Speaker 1: kind of the Christmas dream of as a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sit in a hotel room in Atlantic City. Christmas
Speaker 1: to me? Yes, uh, and Happy New Year, Thank you
Speaker 1: lair and feel feel better Okay, I feel fine. We
Speaker 1: will chat later. Good luck, Dylan, Christmas, Mary, Christmas you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh and damn, by the way, damn, Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a nice sweater you out on today on the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you Home. Yeah we could watch on the TV
Speaker 1: in the living room. Yeah, that's just you know best too,
Speaker 1: That's what I do. I bring cheer laer ten I
Speaker 1: was rooting for you to win the back room Guy thing,
Speaker 1: but I was pretty confident I didn't stand much of
Speaker 1: a chance. Yeah, you really have to contribute to the show, Larry,
Speaker 1: to get to win that award. Alright, but on the
Speaker 1: list of best gamblers in the studio, my stock's gone
Speaker 1: up a little bit. Everyone's at everyone's happy with you
Speaker 1: this week, no question. Yeah, yeah, you're a winner. Fruit change.
Speaker 1: Uh feels good. Thank you, lair Hi. Guys, we'll talk later.
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