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Speaker 1: Did Jebils show on demand? Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four, one or six

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Speaker 1: one day? Have a dirty little secret? So it's Juil

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Speaker 1: Show and we're calling you back to ask you what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Oh wow, I did not expect

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Speaker 1: you guys have to call me? Well why not? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I never get caught. I always send a text,

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Speaker 1: I never get calls. So this is the first exciting

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Speaker 1: All right, what's your dirty little secret? Okay? So I

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Speaker 1: don't have a dirty little secret per se, because like

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Speaker 1: I'm like an open book. I'm pretty honest in my life.

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Speaker 1: But I hear that. Okay, But I do have a

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Speaker 1: friend secret that I want to share. Okay. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: you're calling us to not tell your dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: but to tell us one of your friend's dirty little secrets.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Correct do they know or would they

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Speaker 1: even hair they're gonna telling their secrets? I don't think

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Speaker 1: their care. But they don't know the only type of

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Speaker 1: secrets I love more than you know people call it

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Speaker 1: in to drop their own thing. Is you know scoring

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Speaker 1: someone else exactly? What's your friend's dirty little secret? Then?

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Speaker 1: So I have a friend and like sliding in my

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Speaker 1: DM and there sliding in my friend's dad DMA. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have two friends and one friend is sliding into

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Speaker 1: the other friend's dad's DMS. You are correct, that is

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent what's happening? Well, what kind of dad

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Speaker 1: are we talking about? How old is the dad? Super older?

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Speaker 1: It's about a fifteen to twenty year age difference. It's

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Speaker 1: not bad. I'm not terrible. What would be terrible if

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Speaker 1: as they're married? Are they married? Is the dad married?

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Speaker 1: I'm not exactly sure. I think they might be on

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Speaker 1: the cusp of divorce, but legally I think they are.

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Speaker 1: He got one foot out the door, one foot out

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Speaker 1: the door, and the other foot on the dance floor

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Speaker 1: at the promise sounds like, yeah, that's my tea. I guess. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest, it's not your tea. It's your friend's tea.

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Speaker 1: But still it was good tea. Thank you for letting

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Speaker 1: us drink it. All right, let's get another one. Was

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Wait? Am I on? Now? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Can you talk? Are you in an area

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Speaker 1: where you can tell us your dirty little secret? Or

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Speaker 1: are you um teaching an elementary school? Class right now

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Speaker 1: or something I know right. Um, No, I'm at my desk,

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Speaker 1: so I'll be a little lowest to my work with

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Speaker 1: my coworkers. Don't here and play okay, all right? So

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Speaker 1: um in college, my roommates and I had an apartment

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Speaker 1: and there was a really hot neighbor next door, and

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Speaker 1: we actually called him hot neighbor. Like hot. We'd be like,

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Speaker 1: it's hot neighbor, and he's in, he's in. So we

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Speaker 1: all made a pack that nobody could hook up with

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Speaker 1: him since we were all, you know, in love with him,

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Speaker 1: so we would we would just we would invite him

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Speaker 1: to our parties and hang out with him. Nobody would

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Speaker 1: touch him. And we all became friends with hot neighbor.

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Speaker 1: And one night before winter break, everybody had left to

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Speaker 1: go home, and I invited him up just to chill

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Speaker 1: because we were the only ones in town, and I

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Speaker 1: hooked up with hot neighbor. For you, I think all

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Speaker 1: of your friends hooked up with hot neighbor. I think

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Speaker 1: hot neighbor has definitely been with every single person that

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Speaker 1: lived there before. Neighbor has strategized perfectly and his bagging

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Speaker 1: you all absolutely. Have you guys ever hooked up with

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Speaker 1: a neighbor I lived in Hollywood. I literally would never

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Speaker 1: sleep with someone that wasn't my neighbors convenience. There was

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Speaker 1: no apartment, it was just one big bedroom pretty much.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you for your dirty little secret. Dang

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