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Speaker 2: Yep, Okay, good.

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Speaker 3: Gamsay media, Rory.

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Speaker 4: It's a very special day here at crimes. Okay, we've

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Speaker 4: only had a guest one time. And do you remember

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Speaker 4: who that guest was? Is it right now today?

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Speaker 5: It was the parrot. That's right, that's right, we did.

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Speaker 5: We had a parrot. This is our first human guest.

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Speaker 2: We had Shamrock.

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Speaker 4: The parrot was our first guest.

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Speaker 2: And was that a parrot that spoke back to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: They live streamed in they lay like zoomed with us

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Speaker 4: Shamrock the parrot Amazonian yellow thing.

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Speaker 2: This is quite a leap.

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Speaker 1: It is a big evolutionarily, Well, wait till you're done

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Speaker 5: You want to tell the people at home who's joining us,

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Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, We are joined by none other than

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Speaker 5: the wonderful mister Will Ferrell once again.

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Speaker 2: Though I don't know if I have the same level

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Shamrock the parrot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, doesn't get much bets I don't.

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Speaker 5: You'd be too nervous. And also you're not getting any eyes.

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Speaker 5: They're all going to shame.

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Speaker 2: They're going to Shamrock. Yeah, and I would.

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Speaker 1: I'd be afraid I would cause bodily harm to that

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Speaker 2: Of its level of notoriety. That's right, Let's cut the

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Speaker 2: ship for a second.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this has nothing to do with crimos, but I

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Speaker 1: just want to get I just want these listeners and

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Speaker 1: viewers to know about how funny Rory Scoville's Netflix.

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Speaker 2: Special is going to be.

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Speaker 1: Did I not tell you run, don't walk whenever this thing?

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Speaker 1: Because I saw your last show at Largo.

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Speaker 2: Something.

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Speaker 1: If you're listening, something specials happening.

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Speaker 2: Something special is happening.

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Speaker 1: If you're listening at home, I'm not going to describe

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Speaker 1: what's happening, but uh Rory, it's one of the funniest

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Speaker 1: sets of commedy I've seen in a long time.

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Speaker 5: I told you, I told you, I said, if you

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Speaker 5: my special. That was the whole idea and that's why Rory.

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Speaker 1: Has gone from someone you'd walk out on in the

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Speaker 2: A real master of his craft, a real master.

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Speaker 1: I've watched a lot of your shows without you, No,

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Speaker 1: but that ship was so funny, subversive, funny, and your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is funny. Okay, I love that. Thank you?

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Speaker 4: That was That was my p s A all right,

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Speaker 4: never does to me, I don't It's true.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about like the world

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Speaker 1: of podcasts. They all have to be filmed.

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Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, it's not for you. It's not for me,

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Speaker 2: and it eliminates theater of the mind.

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Speaker 1: If I'm gonna be totally honest, when I did podcasts,

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Speaker 4: So I like where this is going.

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Speaker 2: So if you guys will indulge me, of course, this

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Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what, You're a fool. You're a fool.

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Speaker 5: If you don't think Shamrock did the same thing. It's true.

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Speaker 2: Little Falcon, that little hat.

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Speaker 4: That comes down it the falcon.

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Speaker 4: This is gonna be very helpful. All right, So we're

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Speaker 4: gonna initiate you into the Crimels family. Uh, Which, here's

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Speaker 4: what I do. At the start of every episode with Rory,

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Speaker 5: Go on, there's one question.

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Speaker 4: Will Ferrell? Have you ever committed a crime?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Interesting question? Yeah, I have no. You haven't, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, one of the most famous cold cases in Irvine history.

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Speaker 4: Well, the way this works is every week I find

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Speaker 4: and this week is crimes committed by people named Will Ferrell.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Will's out there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to reveal most of them, but not all,

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Speaker 4: because there are a lot of crime Will fair ow Wow.

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Speaker 4: But first we need to address one rumor. The rumor

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm about to ask you? Do

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Speaker 4: In Franklin County, Washington, a group of people showed up

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Speaker 4: According to the local paper, because I've never heard an

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Speaker 4: So people showed up specifically to be on a juryman

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Speaker 4: In fact, you didn't live in Washington state. You don't

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Speaker 5: It was a total prank, one of the greatest jerry

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Speaker 2: To meet you. They and they probably showed up been costume.

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Speaker 1: Cause about characters from my movie.

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Speaker 2: For this is a serious business. I have served on.

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Speaker 1: No, I've gotten jury. I'd be fascinated to serve on

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Speaker 2: Looks and Washington by the way, I was waiting for you,

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Speaker 4: I got myself transferred to LA.

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Speaker 2: You ruined my weekend. I planned my family trip to Sert.

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Speaker 1: But he just said he wasn't going to dismiss me

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Speaker 2: But sorry, Josh, Yes, I thought what you were going

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Speaker 1: They've seen no entertainment for weeks only they thoughts he

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Speaker 5: Day you were there.

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Speaker 1: L a Channel five local news pot exclusive have you

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Speaker 1: done crime scooted by Rory Scobel.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, many I do wish what about Patches the parrot?

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Speaker 2: What what was by Shamrock? Shamrock squeaky clean? Right by

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Speaker 1: There's such a rival, such friction pers friction because the alliteration,

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Speaker 4: This week the many crimes committed bout people named Will

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Speaker 4: Ferrell's featuring Will Ferrell. Welcome to Crime List.

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Speaker 5: I'm Josh Daine, and I'm Urray Scoobel and our guest

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Speaker 5: today is mister will Ferrell.

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Speaker 4: This week, we're not here to talk about Rory's crimes

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Speaker 1: I mean, I do believe in past lives, and I

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Speaker 2: In eighty eight.

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Speaker 4: What was your shop?

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Speaker 2: What kind of shop? I sold horseshoes? I was a smithy,

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Speaker 2: but I also had a shop. I made horseshoes and

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Speaker 1: But then I sold them, but I also sold other

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Speaker 5: So you're doing horseshoes in the back a little on

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Speaker 4: Here's the start of the New York DAILIY news story

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Speaker 4: about this particular crime eighteen eighty four. Okay, James Titterington

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Speaker 2: After ten o'clock. Titterton.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, these two crooks, also referred to as desperadoes, Will

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Speaker 4: Ferrell and James Tittering. Titterrington had long rap sheets, but

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Speaker 4: the cops were looking for them because of their butcher

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Speaker 2: Oh, the old butcher cart butcher cart trick.

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Speaker 4: So what that could be? Ummm no, well, we'll obviously knows.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna ask him. Yeah, past the shopkeeper. I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So, Luther Church has a very old timy job. He's

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Speaker 2: This is our victim.

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Speaker 4: Pays his employees every two weeks. To do this. He

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Speaker 4: gets out at one hundred eleven street. As he's exiting

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Speaker 4: Butcheritterington and Ferrell. Yeah, Ry, I want you to read

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Speaker 4: a nineteenth century voice this first passage, as long as you.

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Speaker 2: Don't put me on the spot.

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Speaker 4: Do any accent.

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Speaker 6: As he was about to pass the second workman, the

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Speaker 6: Mister Church was staggered, but it was not so badly stunned,

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Speaker 6: but that he felt the bundle of green back snatched

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Speaker 6: from under his arm. He instantly recovered and grasped his

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Speaker 4: So Luther Church puts up quite a fight, but those

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Speaker 4: they hit him with a lead pipe, just like clue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, So Luther.

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Speaker 4: Runs upstairs and sees the two attackers, along with the

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Speaker 4: third man, escape in a butcher's cart, which is kind

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Speaker 4: of what it sounds like a cart for carrying meat.

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Speaker 4: So I guess the butcher's car trick is just getting away.

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Speaker 2: It's just it's just a car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you're talking about eighteen eighty four like we're

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wait, we're going to get to that. Luthor

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Speaker 4: wasn't having it. He goes Jason Vourn. If Jason Varn

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Speaker 4: wore a monocle and wore uncomfortable other.

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Speaker 2: Shoes, I would watch that.

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Speaker 4: He secures a sleigh at a neighboring stable and starts

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Speaker 2: So it must be wintertime. He's on a sleigh.

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Speaker 4: I guess the slaves have wheels in the summer. I

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Speaker 5: Slaves have wheels in the winter.

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Speaker 4: This thrilling horse chase Aid from thirty blocks. He reports

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Speaker 4: the theft. He loses them eventually, and then Rory will

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Speaker 6: Special Slater, who was a man of powerful build, grappled

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Speaker 6: Sergeant Mangen Mangen Manen. Sergeant Manngen seize the second Desperado

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Speaker 6: and although there is a difference of about two feet

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Speaker 6: The little officer succeeded in forcing him against the barn,

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Speaker 6: holding him for a moment while he called to his

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Speaker 6: fellow officer for the nippers.

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Speaker 2: What are the nippers? Very good question, no idea? Oh

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Speaker 2: maybe handcuffs that would be.

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Speaker 4: Yes, incredible visual of this, Like short king officer, They

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Speaker 4: say two feet shorter. So you the towering Will Ferrell

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Speaker 4: and this tiny detective.

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Speaker 2: And I'm in nippers now not nippers.

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Speaker 4: Just when you think you are one, one more section rory.

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Speaker 6: At this instant, the corner burglar succeeded in drawing the

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Speaker 6: revolver simultaneously, and for an instant the two weapons gleamed

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Speaker 2: Air over the officers.

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Speaker 6: The hammer of one clicked, but before descended a stung

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Speaker 6: blow from Adams Blackjack staggered. The would be homicide, and

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Speaker 6: an instant later the handcuffs were on his wrists. A

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Speaker 6: similar treatment with his companion was equally effective, and the

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Speaker 6: two men were disarmed and marched off to police head corners.

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Speaker 6: They were searched and considerable minad was found on that.

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Speaker 4: In your defense, will mister Titterington sounds like the ringleader.

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Speaker 2: He was described as fine.

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Speaker 4: Looking and well dressed. Will Ferrell, on the other hand,

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Speaker 2: So so Will Ferrell. It was just like the muscle

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Speaker 2: I think. So the dumb guy pulled.

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Speaker 4: A revolver on the wrong cop ended up in nippers.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Farrell was sobbing in his cell soon after being locked up,

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Speaker 4: but whether from pain or fear or anger, he refused

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Speaker 4: to say. They were both rather severely thumped by the

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Speaker 4: officer's blackjack.

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Speaker 2: What's an officer? What does a blackjack?

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Speaker 4: I think it may be that little club.

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Speaker 2: Club Short Club of New York. I guess really know

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Speaker 2: your weapons?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I collect blackjacks and nippers.

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Speaker 2: That's he sold them in the store.

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Speaker 4: Was making horseshoes in the mac interview.

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Speaker 5: So it's like, mister Farrell, what do you do with

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Speaker 5: all the money I collect.

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Speaker 2: Old knippers and blackjacks.

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Speaker 1: Would I like to show them off? I have over

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Speaker 1: a thousand. Now, this one's a Henderson black jacket.

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Speaker 4: There's one final detail that I was amused by that

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Speaker 4: Luther Church. The victim said that he had always held

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Speaker 4: had warned him against them and had always wanted for them,

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Speaker 4: went on his way to the factory on paydays. That

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's where that old old saying comes from.

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Speaker 2: Watch out for the butcher cart. The butcher cart you can.

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Speaker 1: Avoid on a Tuesday will lead to your salvation on

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Speaker 1: a Wednesday's day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about that. I grew up. My grandmother

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Speaker 4: It was macromide, or we always read it. Okay, For

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Speaker 4: our next crime counted by will Ferrell, we're gonna jump

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Speaker 4: ahead to September tenth, nineteen twenty five. This article begins

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Speaker 4: when William Ferrell of Newkirk Abb Jamaica, Queens in this case,

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Speaker 4: was baptized. His parents could not foresee that his name

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Speaker 4: would have saved him from a sentence as a speeder

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Speaker 4: in Manhattan traffic cork, But it did. How did will

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Speaker 4: Ferrell's name save him from a sentence.

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Speaker 5: As a speeder in nineteen twenty five?

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Speaker 3: Theory?

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Speaker 2: I do not? Were you looking for one?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I was looking for one.

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Speaker 4: The judge's name was Wilso William Ferrell.

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Speaker 1: Oh who the guy was like, Hey, I'm gonna let

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Speaker 1: you go because we got the same name.

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Speaker 4: He said. Quote there was a virtue in the name

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Speaker 4: he possessed as he spared him from jail and gave him.

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Speaker 2: Horrible like you are special because we are the same,

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Speaker 2: because I am special special. Therefore, therefore I like the

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Speaker 2: cut of your jib. We are free to go, case dismiss.

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Speaker 4: On the cover of that I was like a I

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Speaker 4: right next to the story that was called Hands of Death,

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Speaker 4: the biggest hand pointing to the number three forty seven,

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Speaker 4: which was the number of deaths measured that year by Moonshine,

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Speaker 4: Guns and Autos and all Burroughs of New York City.

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Speaker 4: Only three categories mentioned. Huh, three hundred and forty seven

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Speaker 4: by September. It seemed like good numbers. It does seem

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what yearteen twenty five seems great.

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Speaker 4: Moonshine, guns and autos. I don't know why those are

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Speaker 5: How fast are these cars going? In nineteen twenty five?

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Speaker 5: Very fast, and yet it's killing enough people.

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Speaker 4: Could have been the guns in moonshine, though.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be more guns.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be the guns.

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Speaker 1: Maybe people's reaction times were much slower back then.

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Speaker 2: Is that? What? No, I don't think. Do I have

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Speaker 2: time to is it? Is it? Do you have time

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Speaker 2: to look at my pocket? Well? You know what's about me? Brain?

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Speaker 1: Do you know that at the turn of the century

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Speaker 1: there were something like two million people in Lower Manhattan

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Speaker 1: and today, with the size of Manhattan right now, there's only.

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Speaker 2: One point eight what? Oh? Yes, it was so dense,

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Speaker 4: The buildings are gone taller, you would think there would

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my job is done. Will's wisdom you're listening to.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say anything more. I'm not gonna say

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Speaker 2: any better than that.

446
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 5: I did another podcast with you and you said that

447
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 5: same fact.

448
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 2: I repeat my fact.

449
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 6: You're always doing that one time, but you gotta get

450
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 6: other facts.

451
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:51,440
Speaker 2: And you got it from Snapple. I knew this would

452
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 2: catch up to me. It usually works. Well. I've heard

453
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 2: it before.

454
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Speaker 4: I mean the context was perfect this time.

455
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 2: Did I already tell you though? Seriously about how populated

456
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 2: Lower Manhattan was when not the turn when already to

457
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 2: say the fact, okay.

458
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 5: Just did oh my god, we when Will and I

459
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 5: have shot things together day one, he always gets on

460
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 5: the mic and says that fact. It doesn't relate to

461
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 5: the movie. It doesn't relate to any of the characters.

462
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 2: But it's a great icebreaker.

463
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 5: It does get the extras dropping their shoulders and going like,

464
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Speaker 5: just be here.

465
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 1: Because you're not you're not thinking, you're not thinking about

466
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 1: the movie or the project, or like, oh, you're saying, oh,

467
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,239
Speaker 1: I didn't know.

468
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, action and Will always calls action.

469
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Speaker 4: After the break more triumphs. Committed by Will Ferrell.

470
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Speaker 5: This is cos you're good for three hundred crimes.

471
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Speaker 2: I'm ready to go right up to present day. Here

472
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Speaker 2: we go, six, here we ago, Manhattan still two million.

473
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Speaker 1: By the way, it gives me so many other times

474
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Speaker 1: I mentioned my Manhattan fact.

475
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Speaker 4: We're definitely gonna run out of time before we run

476
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Speaker 4: out of crimes. Committed by Will Ferrell. In fact, I

477
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 4: think we only have time for a few more. Okay,

478
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 4: we're gonna we're gonna.

479
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Speaker 2: Leap ahead fourteen fourteen in Kentucky. So this could be

480
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Speaker 2: this is back to the things could be originally.

481
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Speaker 4: Have you lived in Kentucky?

482
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Speaker 2: Well, I have. I went to the University of Kentucky,

483
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 2: and I know I have basketball. I played, I played basketball.

484
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 2: I went three national Championshipatino.

485
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Speaker 1: For Patino, also Calipari again in Calipari both.

486
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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I've never lived in Kentucky. Okay, I've always

487
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 2: wanted to the that's my bucket list. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

488
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 1: When I finally just like call it, call it, I'm

489
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Speaker 1: gonna move to Lexington.

490
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever been to a derby? I haven't. Yeah,

491
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: have you I've never been. I don't know.

492
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 1: If I'd like it, I would be intrigued. I'd go,

493
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: I'd go, but I have to I'd go with someone

494
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah, you got to dress, and I think

495
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: you have to go with some people where you can

496
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: have a good time and then turn to each other

497
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: and go what.

498
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 2: Do we do? What do we do?

499
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Speaker 5: And then cheers your men, Julie, Yep, you know what.

500
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: If I went, I would wear a fancy woman's hat.

501
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, naturally.

502
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do you have a fact about Kentucky?

504
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Speaker 1: Uh, let me see. Do you know that there are

505
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: more horses than people in Kentucky?

506
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: No, this is I'm doing serious. I believe in I believe.

507
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 4: Only in the lower part of Kentucky, right, the lower Kentucky.

508
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 2: There's more horses now there are and then there were back.

509
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 5: Then, yes, but then there were now triple the number.

510
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 4: Our headline for this story is Winchester man accused of

511
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Speaker 4: hiding future horses by.

512
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Speaker 1: The way, horses in Kentucky. I'm sorry, Josh, No, it's

513
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: okay to ruin your flow. But the way in India,

514
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 1: cows are sacred. Yes, horses get to roam wherever.

515
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 2: They want in spirits, free spirits. They are on the roads, freeways, overpapped,

516
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 2: through airports and you leave them alone, you'll do their thing.

517
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: They if they shut down the tarmac, they shut down

518
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 2: the tarmac, and that's the day. They roam everywhere. Yeah, thoroughbreds,

519
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: all right, Winchester Man.

520
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 4: What was the accused accused of hiding fugitive and bunker

521
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Speaker 4: William Farrell forty in this case forty in twenty fourteen,

522
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Speaker 4: indicted on one count of unlawfully harboring or concealing April

523
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Speaker 4: Hunts Piller, who was wanted on a charge of fleeing

524
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Speaker 4: to avoid prosecution and a child custody case, April was

525
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 4: Will's girlfriends and according to the FBI, someone reported that

526
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 4: she might beat her boyfriend's mobile home.

527
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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait, I'm confused. April is Will's girlfriend.

528
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: Yep, he's accused of hiding her yep from who from

529
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Speaker 1: the authority authorities?

530
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Speaker 4: Because she was she did apparently no, she'd up the kids.

531
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 4: She obviously got an X who takes off the kid.

532
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 4: She goes to a boyfriend's house, Will Will's house. She

533
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 4: goes to Will's house. When cop arrived to investigate Will,

534
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 4: Ferrell ran out of the woods carrying two guns, which

535
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 4: seems like one too many.

536
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Speaker 2: We ran out of the woods, ran into the out

537
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 2: of the woods.

538
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 4: So he was hiding in the woods. She's hiding somewhere

539
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 4: in the mobile home. Okay, this is the scene. He's

540
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Speaker 4: in the woods, stayed in the woods.

541
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Speaker 2: He could have stayed in the clear.

542
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Speaker 4: Arguably a better decision than running at the police with

543
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Speaker 4: two guns.

544
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: Okay, lock what kind of guns?

545
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 5: I don't know, but it seems hope wildly cumbersome, like

546
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 5: like we're running muskets.

547
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 4: Two fliplocks, carrying just straight up like god, he stopped

548
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 4: and the stuffed the musket ball old gatling gun.

549
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, two of them. Two of them.

550
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 4: He put it on the ground and he stuffed the

551
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 4: ball and there he put the powder and the cops

552
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 4: quickly confiscate those guns. No shots fired.

553
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

554
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 4: They told Will they were looking for April, and he said,

555
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 4: she's definitely not in the trailer. When cops asked who.

556
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: That You're trying to throw the scent off the trail.

557
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 4: It could be worse.

558
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.

559
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 4: The police then said, than who's making noise in the trailer?

560
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 4: He said no, one said a girlfriend's definitely not in there.

561
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 4: Here's the twist. When the cops searched, there was no

562
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Speaker 4: one in the trailer. Whoa This did not amuse the cops.

563
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: By the way, normally the cops are amused, but this

564
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: did not amuse the cops.

565
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 2: This time not amused.

566
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 4: Yes, they find a trap door in the floor of

567
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 4: the bedroom which leads under the trailer, but they don't

568
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 4: see the woman there either.

569
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 2: Sneaky dog.

570
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 4: Then the officers moved some pieces of siding on the

571
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 4: ground under the trailer and they found his underground bunker.

572
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 4: April and her daughter were hiding inside all along.

573
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, having the best time.

574
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 4: He goes to jail. She goes to jail.

575
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 5: Now, what's fun to think about is that if Will

576
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 5: doesn't run out of the woods with the guns there,

577
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 5: they never find Everyone's fine.

578
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: That isstake in the debrief.

579
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 4: Later when he's thinking about what went wrong, Will's hang on.

580
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 2: The forest, just going they're not going to catch me.

581
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: They're not gonna catch me.

582
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 5: And then the last thing that is like in his

583
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 5: head was like.

584
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 2: Was like, no one in there.

585
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 5: Ye best place in the best place to hide out

586
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 5: in the open.

587
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 2: He just remember that. Lad for god, I really want

588
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: to talk to them, though. I just want to meet

589
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 2: I just want to meet these cops. I want to

590
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: be one. I just want to I just want to

591
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: try to fool them. I want to I want to

592
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 2: show them the bunker. Actually, I really want to show

593
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: up the bunker, very proud. I'm gonna love my bunk.

594
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: They're gonna be amused. If I know these guys, they

595
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 2: love my bunker. I can get them in the house.

596
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: They're gonna be amused. Probably gone by now, yeah, definitely

597
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 2: not in there by the way. Yeah, you guys want

598
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: to see the bunker.

599
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I forgot as soon as they saw No, that's right.

600
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 4: That's right.

601
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 2: You're in here, Yeah, you're right, and he just chilled out. Yeah,

602
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: and she kept quiet. Yeah. Gosh, but they heard noise

603
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: she was rattling around.

604
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, or maybe it was the kid, Yeah, probably a kid.

605
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: Didn't get it.

606
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 4: Anyway, no injuries going shot.

607
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 2: Both went to jail.

608
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 4: Both went to jail. Presumably that the dad gets custody

609
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 4: after that.

610
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 5: Oh sure, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

611
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, next one, Well, is it possible you were

612
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 4: in Nashua, New Hampshire on May third, twenty.

613
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: Thirteen, and it would be who view to tell the truth?

614
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: It is possible, yes, Okay.

615
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 4: That's the day with someone named William Farrell's arrested in

616
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 4: a road rage incident.

617
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: I was in Nashua for the what what does you say?

618
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 4: What what time?

619
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: Third? Yeah, that's when the clam festival is. Yeah, that's right,

620
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: the National Clambake. I think it's on the Celebrity Judge

621
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: every May.

622
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 4: Third, right, hold on any other celebrities.

623
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: Just you were a panel of It was a panel

624
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: of local dignitaries.

625
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 5: So you had the like news anchor, local news anchor,

626
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 5: like the coach.

627
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 4: Of like the high school team they won the single

628
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 4: a volleyball mayor and me.

629
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, judging a clam bait.

630
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

631
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: The Nashua Year thirteen always takes place in Mike, It's

632
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: the entire month of May. And you were there on

633
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: the third I was there, right, they got you in

634
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: right out of the gate.

635
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

636
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 4: Before I go on, Roy should tell you remember our

637
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 4: other road ray story, the one in Delco.

638
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: Was that the shitting on the cars? Of course I

639
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 2: remember it. There was a woman who would shoop on cars.

640
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 2: I know, you can't believe it.

641
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 4: There was a woman who got so upset.

642
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 5: She would she got so upset she would go up

643
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 5: to a car. That's just like, they're like, what are

644
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 5: you doing? And then she just shipped on the hood

645
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 5: of the car.

646
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: So that means actually climbing up, pulling your pants down.

647
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: She would just go to the front of the car.

648
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 2: We talk about bowel control. That's the most impressive. Impressive

649
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 2: She guys, didn't climb on.

650
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 4: She projects it on.

651
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she projects it on.

652
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can so she can adjust her pelvis in

653
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: such a way and then project.

654
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: Down and just push launch launch.

655
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 4: And she went to jail and we found out later

656
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 4: opened it only fans believe, right, Yeah, which is.

657
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: The national should. I mean, there's a good chance she's

658
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: going to be listening. If NASA listens to this. She

659
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: was like thirteen years ago. They got her, they got

660
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: her on her short list, So.

661
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 4: This one pales a bit in comparison, but still pretty good.

662
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: Do you know how I deal with road rage?

663
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: Because I live in an area where the streets are

664
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: really narrow and the speed limits.

665
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 2: You just gotta go slow.

666
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: It's got to go slow, and inevitably someone's on my tail,

667
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: and whenever they get to the point to pass me,

668
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: they are ready to give me the finger, and I

669
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: time it just when they look at me and they

670
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: are about to give me Holy hell, and I just

671
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: go Hi, just wave at them, and they're like.

672
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: I was there that year, were right, Garrel's.

673
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: That little bit of pepper jack cheese it.

674
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at you for driving slow.

675
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 4: Funny you should tell that story, because what William Ferrell

676
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: was a woman was stuck behind you at a light

677
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 4: in Nashua. She honked her horn. He got a little

678
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 4: pissed when he started moving. He then stops abruptly, and

679
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 4: for the next few blocks he goes a little bit

680
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 4: and stops abruptly. Can imagine this scene, she's getting hotter

681
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 4: and hotter. He's getting madder and matter. Finally, he stops

682
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 4: at one light, gets out of his car, storms to

683
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 4: her window, and squirts suntan lotion onto her hair and

684
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 4: face through the open window.

685
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: Hmm, I'm a fan of that move. I like that.

686
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 4: It could have been a lot worse.

687
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: It could have been a lot worse.

688
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't know where I was gonna go with that.

689
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 5: Now sunscreen is like, you need that, You need that

690
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 5: no matter what, ma'am.

691
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 4: You have fair skin.

692
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have some moles that need to be checked.

693
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 4: I hope that's the case his lawyer made in course, right, Yeah,

694
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 4: Will Ferrel, he turned himself in to face charges of

695
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 4: simple assault, released on bail. But I feel like the

696
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: lawyer had a case.

697
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 2: Simple as it's not. I don't how mad could you

698
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: be about I'm gonna grab this bottle of sun Tam

699
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: lotion show this lady.

700
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 5: Besides, it's only simple assault. We haven't all committed a

701
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 5: little simple assault here.

702
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: No, I was singing, would that be a good name

703
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: for like a salad dressing? Simple assault? And it's a

704
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: play on words salt?

705
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 2: Maybe not?

706
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 4: I say we invest in we see one way to

707
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,479
Speaker 4: know you pronounce it with an Italian accident. It's simple assault.

708
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 5: I'd like to be series A. You know I could

709
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 5: if we go all in.

710
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 4: Our next story takes us to Benton, Missouri.

711
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: How stories do you have? What you this is?

712
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 4: Actually is?

713
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 5: The last story is closing on Benton, Missouri.

714
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 4: Well there's there. There are a few Bonus Bonville, not Bentonvill, Arkansas, Missouri, Benton, Missouri.

715
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: Okay, Bill Arkansas?

716
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 4: Where William Farrell?

717
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: I get your code in this case? Bill? Okay?

718
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 4: Bill? Bill Merrill made waves after an arrest.

719
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 2: Were you ever a Bill? Did you ever get Bill?

720
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes the very funny actor David Keckner would always call

721
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 1: me Bill.

722
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: Bill. Yeah, hey Bill, that's about it, right.

723
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 4: Well, this Bill makes waves after an arrest because of

724
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 4: who he used to be. Local TV station said. A

725
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 4: former sheriff finds himself spending time in the very jail

726
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 4: he helped build. On Friday, Scott County grand jury indicted

727
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 4: Bill Ferrell on one count of felony stealing following a

728
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 4: state audit. Investigators found missing money from a county dare fund. Okay,

729
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 4: which is the anti drug Yeah?

730
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I dare you to keep kids off drugs. I

731
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 5: dare you to take drugs reverse psychology exactly, Yeah, and

732
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 5: kids are like, no way, Hey, I dare you.

733
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 4: He was charged with a classy felony which covers theft

734
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 4: of more than five hundred but less than twenty five thousand,

735
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 4: which feels like quite a broaden.

736
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 2: That is such a gap. Yeah, big gap, all right,

737
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: big big bill.

738
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to guess what his excuse was for

739
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 4: why he stole the money from the dair fund.

740
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: He needed the drugs. Oh that's a good one.

741
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 4: Oh, that would have been a good one. He put

742
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 4: the money there himself, he said, so it's quote my

743
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 4: personal money, which if I'm understanding correctly means he personally

744
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 4: donated to dare which gives him the right to take

745
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 4: it back. I guess is that true? I mean apparently not,

746
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 4: because he's charged with a crime.

747
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 2: Right. He also may have.

748
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 4: Just lied and said that that's what he had done.

749
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 4: I think s Coockham's razor. That seems I put my

750
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 4: own money. Yeah, so yeah, he's charged. He was the

751
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: former sheriff. He wasn't the active share stole from the kids.

752
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe he thought the kids out enough, kid's got enough? Money.

753
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 5: How much do the kids need? Yeah, why did the

754
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 5: kids need any money?

755
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 4: Actually, it's just for the commercials. It's not even for

756
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 4: the kids.

757
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 2: For the commercial.

758
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 5: I'm actually on Billy Ferrell's team.

759
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: I bet you Bill saw the production costs. We're like,

760
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 2: they don't need that much money for these commercials.

761
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 5: Because he before he was sure if he was a

762
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 5: line is a language very effective, and he knew he

763
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 5: knew how to cut corners.

764
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 4: I'm going to take somewhere between and twenty four nine dollars.

765
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: Yes, really, Gate.

766
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 5: This shoots done all in for nine k. Yes, we

767
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 5: don't need five hundred grand. I'm Bill hatering catering. Hey,

768
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 5: I'm Bill Ferrell. Crafty.

769
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 2: It's a one hour shoot, so crafty. By the way,

770
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 2: on a Bill Ferrell shoot, no craft service. There's no snack.

771
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no, that's one of their same moves.

772
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 2: There's a thermos of Folgers coffee and that's it.

773
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, no cups. Even there was one day they were

774
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 5: there on mug. They go before we start safety meeting,

775
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 5: he goes, time is money?

776
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: Skip it? And they skipped it. They immediately skipped it.

777
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: Here's a safety meeting. You stay out of Bill Ferrell's way.

778
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 5: You'll be safe, stay out of my way, have a

779
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 5: good day, get the shot, have fun, have.

780
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 2: Fun, get the shot, stay out of my way. Safety

781
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 2: meeting time. Hit the shot. Because if you're in.

782
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 5: Stay loose, stay loose, do a fun run, do a

783
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 5: fun run.

784
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 2: At the end, get descripted. Get get descripted. Then then

785
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 2: do one for yourself. Have fun with it, have one.

786
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 5: Don't lock up, don't don't up, stay out of my

787
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 5: fucking way, but.

788
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: Stay out of my fucking way. But let's have fun

789
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 2: with it. God, Bill, he ran.

790
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: He ruled with an iron face, ruled it. He shot

791
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: a lot of commercials.

792
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 2: Into the in Benton, Missouri.

793
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, he shot most of the commercials before we move

794
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: on to our game.

795
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 5: Gets to hear this, I would love, I writes you

796
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 5: back Bill.

797
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yes, we have to Bill, bring.

798
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 5: Me back, bring it back for the four of us. Yeah,

799
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 5: And the whole time he's like, I've got really a

800
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 5: live producer, come on, tell us, Okay, so but give

801
00:37:59,400 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 5: us more.

802
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: Story is about your shoots in Benton, all the commercial

803
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: shoots you did, and you did it. I understand you

804
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: did a made for television movie Billy.

805
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 4: Billy f will bring suns green will to Okay, all.

806
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: We'll bring all the Wills who respond Okay, yeah, that'll

807
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: be okay. I'll come back for that. You guys are

808
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: gonna have to come back out to l A.

809
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 5: All right, fine, if Billy's flying in.

810
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: Its gonna be.

811
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 4: He loves the road, he loves road.

812
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

813
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a Lincoln Continental ninety seven.

814
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 2: Cheaper to drive. Yeah.

815
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 4: So before we move on to our game segment, because

816
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 4: Lane probably wants to go to sleep. That's right, she's

817
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 4: in France, our producers in France. Oh well, we will

818
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 4: be meeting her shortly. We unfortunately don't have time for

819
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 4: the story of Willie Ferrell and Connecticut, who was discovered

820
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 4: by state police in a car with a prostitute engaging

821
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 4: in a sex act on state police property. Raisin, what a.

822
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 5: Gear shift in the crimes right there at the end,

823
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 5: I mean, it was just the one we don't have

824
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 5: time for.

825
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 2: It was.

826
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: Called I've been called Willy more than I've ever been

827
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: called Bill. Oh yeah, my parents thought I was going

828
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: to be a Willie. Mom was going to call me.

829
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 2: Willy Willy Ferrell.

830
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 4: Well, this is what've happened. Had had you been yeah,

831
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 4: alternate paths. Uh. And then we also don't have time

832
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 4: for Liam Farrell, which I believe is what the Irish

833
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 4: call Will's.

834
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: Hmmm, pastor pastor stay. I've been told Liam. No, Liam's

835
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 2: its own name. It's not sure for William.

836
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 4: I looked it up. I was really where the internet?

837
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 5: Irish, there's your first mistake using resource.

838
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 4: We all use the dark web.

839
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: I looked it up on the dark web.

840
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 3: Uh.

841
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 4: Liam Ferrell fifty six attacked a priest his church with

842
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 4: a chalice before trying to gouge out the eyes of

843
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 4: a sacristan. I don't know what that is. He also

844
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 4: attacked a man who was sitting with his wife outside

845
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 4: the church. Just so I don't leave you hanging this

846
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 4: Will Ferrell. Liam had said that bad spirits caused him

847
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 4: to do it, which could make goes.

848
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: We had enough time for Were there are rated?

849
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, bat spears could be ghosts or whiskey okay.

850
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 4: And after the break Lanes game, we play.

851
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: A game and I've put my sleep mask back on.

852
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 4: You put your sleep mask back on, all right?

853
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 5: If you want to stay focused? Check one through lane?

854
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 5: Is that you can you hear me lane coming through

855
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 5: you're you're in France.

856
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 7: I am in France today. We ordered just like raw

857
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 7: radishes with a side of butter done.

858
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 4: It's good.

859
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 5: It was really good, the best, a little bit of salt, right, yeah, yeah, simple, simple,

860
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 5: simple assault.

861
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 2: Are you ready, Lane?

862
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 7: I'm ready?

863
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: All right?

864
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 4: Sleep mask down, Hello and welcome back to Crimels. Rory.

865
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 4: What time is it?

866
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: It's time for lanes games?

867
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 4: Can you explain to Will what happens here?

868
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 5: So? Will we play a game that Lane has designed?

869
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 4: Again?

870
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 5: It can be anything? It could be anything. It's just

871
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 5: it is a game. We might three be competing, we

872
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 5: might all be on the same team.

873
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 4: Okay, it wants it was Vice Presidential Trivia once. It

874
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 4: could be it could be maybe anything, Laine, what is

875
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 4: it today?

876
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 7: So we're going to do kind of a revamp of

877
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 7: a game we did.

878
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 2: Before that we really love love a revamp.

879
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,959
Speaker 7: I'm going to give you a title of a movie,

880
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 7: and it's going to be a sports film in honor

881
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 7: of Will being the guests the king of sports comedies.

882
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 7: And you just have to tell me what that movie

883
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 7: is about. Yeah, give me a plot line?

884
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 2: Okay, love this.

885
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 7: If you know the movie, you have to tell me

886
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 7: that's the one rule, because I'll skip the next one, okay.

887
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 4: Well, or if if one of us knows that, we

888
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 4: should pass to someone who doesn't know.

889
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 5: Right, So the three of us, the three of us

890
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 5: are concocting what we think this movie is about together,

891
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 5: all right, So one of us knows it.

892
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Okay, then you can't participate, so.

893
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 4: We're working collectively. Okay, okay, yep, okay, okay.

894
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 7: The first one is called Lady Bugs. It's from nineteen night.

895
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: We all know that one. We all know that one.

896
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to speak for the group. Wait do you

897
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 2: not know it?

898
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 4: I don't know it?

899
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: Oh, then you should guess. I definitely do know it.

900
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: You do, yes, Well do you know it?

901
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 4: Well?

902
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: If I guess, I might give it away?

903
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 3: Though?

904
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 4: Is it an animated you know it? You know it?

905
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 5: Look in your heart? Have you looked there yet? But

906
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 5: my heart's so dark.

907
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: It's got to be a little girls playing soccer. So

908
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 1: I know the Ladybugs and they come from there like

909
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: they come from nowhere, and they go on to win

910
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: the championship.

911
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 4: Not bad?

912
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: Not bad? Do you want a clue?

913
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 4: So she's okay, yeah, col it clue.

914
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 5: The coach is played by Rodney Dangerfield.

915
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 7: M He tells you a lot about the plot that was.

916
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 2: Jugs and he can't deal with the girls. The girls

917
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 2: are dragged, they learned, but they go from annoying him

918
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 2: to by the end of the movie he loves them.

919
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: He loves them and they.

920
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 4: Love him irrepressible. And they win the championship, but one

921
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 4: of them they lose the final game. Oh but he

922
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 4: doesn't get mad. They expected him to throw a fit.

923
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 4: In fact, he says, it's okay. The real lesson here

924
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 4: is learning to play together.

925
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 2: But he's dealing a little bit of cocaine on the side.

926
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 5: All right, so I already know we lose a point. Okay,

927
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 5: the team isn't any good and uh is it Jonathan

928
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 5: silver what's his name?

929
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 2: Silverback? Jonathan Nicky Silverstone.

930
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 5: Anyways, he he dresses as a girl to join the team.

931
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 5: Then in the championship he.

932
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: I feel like this is not I feel like, well,

933
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 2: because we didn't get it.

934
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 5: And anyways, they they in the championship, they go on

935
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 5: to win it without his cheating.

936
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: They didn't need him, They didn't need him.

937
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: They came to and was this was this Rodney Dangerfield's

938
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: Tom foolery that forced the kid to he made.

939
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 2: Okay, so the kids like his step son.

940
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 5: I okay, I love that movie.

941
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 2: I love it all right.

942
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 4: What's our second movie?

943
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 7: The Fish that Save Pittsburgh?

944
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 5: Okay, now we got this I'm gonna go with I'm

945
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 5: gonna assume it's swimming. Yep, it's swimming, and they put

946
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 5: it on the football team. The dolphin is on the

947
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 5: football team.

948
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 4: They realize that there's a loophole. That's so they it's

949
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 4: the best swimming team of all the Pittsburg high schools,

950
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 4: but there's one team that they can never beat because

951
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 4: there's this girl who's really fast, and they realize there's

952
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 4: a loophole. It never says dolphins can't be on your team,

953
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 4: so they recruit a dolphin.

954
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: Any thoughts, like, I kind of like what we're getting here.

955
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: I actually I actually know the movie. Oh you do

956
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: know it? I'm abstaining.

957
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 4: Are we close?

958
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: So not close? Does it involve swimming? Shit?

959
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 5: So?

960
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: Will?

961
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: What is it?

962
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: It is a movie about basketball? Ith stars Gabe Kaplan

963
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: from Welcome Back Cotter. Oh he is I think the

964
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: coach of and I think it's loosely tied to the

965
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: old ABA and it's about a team in Pittsburg, like

966
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: they have to. The team kind of once again comes

967
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: from nowhere to like either save Pittsburgh or do something

968
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: I don't get.

969
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 4: One of the stakes lies Pittsburgh in trouble.

970
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 7: So the basketball team is called the Pittsburgh Pythons and

971
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 7: they just really suck and the black talent and everyone

972
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 7: hates them. And so the ball boy has an idea.

973
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 7: He brings in an astrologer and they devised the perfect concept.

974
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 7: The whole team is going to be redrafted and be

975
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 7: all pie c's w's and they work. It works, they're

976
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 7: all the same sign.

977
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 4: So an astrologer picks the team.

978
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: By the way.

979
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: Footnote on Gabe Kaplan of Welcome Back Carter Fame if

980
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 1: anyone remembers that show, Yes, it's one of my hardest

981
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: bombing sketches ever. On Satay Night Live that I wrote

982
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: where I was someone who worked at an office hoping

983
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: to meet Gabe. Gabe Kaplin dress who I dress and

984
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: look like Gabe Kaplan because I know he freakings our

985
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: insurance company. He's a client of our insurance company. And

986
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: it's the day in the break room where he came

987
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: and went.

988
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 2: But No one got me. No one told me, and

989
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: I pissed it everywhere. Who plays game?

990
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: No one?

991
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 2: You never see it.

992
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: But I look exactly like him from Welcome Back Carter,

993
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 1: And I'm admonishing my fellow, like you guys. I only

994
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: work here because I want to meet him. And it's

995
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: just tank and you never and it's tanking so hard.

996
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 4: Does it get to air? It makes it?

997
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 5: No?

998
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: It got cut of dress because no, no, it was.

999
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: We used to watch it on repeat because we left.

1000
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: I'd have tears so bad.

1001
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: It was so bad.

1002
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 4: So that's fun, alright.

1003
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 7: Third movie, How about the slugger's wife.

1004
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 5: Mmm, baseball, it's gonna be base It's gonna be baseball.

1005
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 2: It's gonna be baseball.

1006
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 4: So something happens to the slugger he and his wife.

1007
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: Maybe the wife she's tired, she's tired, she's tired of

1008
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: she's tired of too many games every season, and take

1009
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 2: control of my life?

1010
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: What about me? And she goes back to dental school.

1011
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: She wants to be a dental hygiennesis.

1012
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and with her see the slugger yeah, with

1013
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 5: her gone, he can't he got isn't the same as

1014
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 5: he needs her at the games, but she's too busy

1015
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 5: at dental school, so he quits.

1016
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 4: He quits and supports her career as the greatest dental

1017
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 4: hygienist that.

1018
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: Until the team suffers a very significant injury towards the

1019
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: Pennant run. They call him back into action. He's like, honey,

1020
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: is it okay? I'll only go if you want me to.

1021
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,879
Speaker 1: She's like, go do what you were put on earth

1022
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: to do. And she is lost so many patients. She's

1023
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 1: not good, she's not good. So many bodies are piling up.

1024
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 7: Hygienis too like that and she's just doing.

1025
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: She just touch. She's got the opposite, opposite lane.

1026
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 7: How you have like one plot point, so it's which

1027
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 7: one that's it? Which Atlanta braves Outfielder falls in love

1028
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 7: with a debbie. She's a nightclub singer and not a

1029
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 7: hygienis no sorry. He begins hitting home runs whatever. The

1030
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 7: singer is in the stands married, so he needs her there.

1031
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 7: But it scares her, It really scares her, so she

1032
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 7: wants to focus on her own career.

1033
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 4: There we go, yeah, and when she goes away, he slumps, right,

1034
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 4: I think we got it.

1035
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 2: I think that's that.

1036
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 7: Feels like a point that feels like a pretty good point.

1037
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 7: One more amazing Grace and Chuck.

1038
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 2: Amazing Grace and Chuck.

1039
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 4: So it's about Grayce and Chuck. But there's a religious aspect.

1040
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 4: What's the what sport?

1041
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 2: Pigeon shooting?

1042
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 1: Probably, but it's probably ultimate frisbee such a big sport

1043
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: like that.

1044
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not gonna be that bad. That's too, that's

1045
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 4: very big, right, Ultimate frisbee.

1046
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 2: Is not amazing Chuck and Grace. I'm gonna say it's

1047
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 2: basketball again. Okay, is there a private school?

1048
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 4: Is there none?

1049
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 5: There's a nun yep, yep, Yeah, Grace is yep, amazing Chuck.

1050
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:39,439
Speaker 5: Imagine if if when you went to pitch a movie

1051
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 5: they had to guess what they.

1052
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 2: The writer's going No, no, no, not even close. Proudly.

1053
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: Imagine if the students are like, don't tell us, don't

1054
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: tell us, don't tell us.

1055
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 2: Is there a none? Is there.

1056
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 3: Is there?

1057
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: Not? No? No?

1058
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: No?

1059
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: Maybe amazing. Chuck is a boxer. He's a fighter, and okay,

1060
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: I like it. Uh and uh he's a single dad.

1061
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 2: And uh, Grace is the kid.

1062
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: Grace is the kid. Oh right, and uh he's in

1063
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: a slump. He doesn't know what to do, just lost

1064
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: his wife. Yeah, and he's just like, he won't give

1065
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: up the dream, and Grace says, come on, dad, let's

1066
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: do for mom. And she becomes his cutman, his his cutman, Grace. Yeah,

1067
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: but she needs a stool, of course. And the stool

1068
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: was carved by his wife.

1069
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 2: Yes, she was an excellent Maybe has powers. I don't know.

1070
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's the kind of movie you're

1071
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 5: trying to.

1072
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 4: I do know, I do know that when the daughter

1073
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 4: stands on the stool, he sees his wife. Yes, I

1074
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 4: don't know if I love that.

1075
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1076
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 4: I don't know if I love it.

1077
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 2: Like a ghost thing, Yeah, like a like ghosts, like

1078
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 2: the movie Ghost.

1079
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 4: You see the super imposed over the store.

1080
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: Ye? Right, I don't think so. I don't think so.

1081
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 4: I'm gonna.

1082
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 3: I'm out.

1083
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 2: Okay, how close were we?

1084
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: Uh?

1085
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: You got?

1086
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 7: There's a kid in it, So that's not.

1087
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 3: Bad.

1088
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 7: Okay. So, so Chuck is just an average kid. He

1089
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 7: goes on a field trip to a nuclear weapons facility,

1090
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 7: and there he learns about the destructive power that sits

1091
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 7: with the military. Sure, so, after he figures this out,

1092
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 7: he decides he's not pitching anymore until the nuclear weapons

1093
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 7: are disarmed.

1094
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 4: You doesn't want to play baseball anymore little until nuclear disarmament. Okay,

1095
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 4: so he rededicates himself from baseball to nuclear disarm and he's.

1096
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 7: Hold middle school.

1097
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like the classic movie War Games, Brodrick,

1098
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: nowhere near as good.

1099
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 2: But baseball but baseball.

1100
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: But Lane, you pitch, it's war Games but baseball, and

1101
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 1: you will mic drop and you walk out.

1102
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 2: At studios, will give them one hundred, And I know, yes,

1103
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: for one hundred, give him up. I don't want to

1104
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: lose him. Who started?

1105
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 4: Who started this movie?

1106
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 2: I want to buy it. I get that script. I

1107
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: think we can get it for one hundred one twenty or.

1108
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 7: I NBA star Alex English plays amazing grace Alex in for.

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00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 2: My Denver nugget. Oh yeah right, oh all right yeah, and.

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Speaker 7: He decides to get in on the boycott too, and

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Speaker 7: it carries this like whole trend.

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Speaker 4: So it's an anti war movie.

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Speaker 2: What year is this movie?

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Speaker 7: Nineteen eighty seven?

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Speaker 2: Oh, such a year for it? For it?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: Well, so we got all of them correct.

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Speaker 7: Right, really successful round?

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Lane, I feel like thank you all right? Enjoy, Enjoy, France.

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Speaker 5: You guys, Lane was joining us from France today.

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Speaker 4: As the wall we can see by the wallpaper.

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Speaker 7: Yes, go topical.

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Speaker 2: Go say hi to the dock workers in Marseille. I

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Speaker 2: know it's a port city.

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, right now go right down there, go now

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Speaker 7: by myself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, eleven pm, just wait till one in the morning. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's fair. That's one of their most active.

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Speaker 5: All right, Lane, all right, Lane, get some sleep, bonuip

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Speaker 5: And to our listeners out there, we want to thank

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Speaker 5: mister William Ferrell for being here today.

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Speaker 4: Our second guest, power down.

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Speaker 5: Our second guest, which, if you're following our pattern, you

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Speaker 5: know our next one will be an animal.

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Speaker 2: Willis AI robot. Will Ferrell is.

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Speaker 1: I sure enjoyed my time with you. What a pleasant experience.

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Speaker 1: I hope to you talk to you soon again. Is

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Speaker 1: there anything I could do better the next time we

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Speaker 1: have a talk.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, you got it. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I do want you to see ladybugs though.

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Speaker 1: I sure enjoyed my time with you. I have Ladybugs

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Speaker 1: on my list. That's first up on my list to

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Speaker 1: watch Ladybugs, followed by Amazing Grace and Chuck.

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Speaker 2: Or is it the other way. I guess I'll have

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Speaker 2: to find out.

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Speaker 5: Amazing Chuck and Grace, Amazing Chuck and Grace.

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Speaker 4: I think you've stuck the soft litter.

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Speaker 2: Amazed Chuck and Grace. I'm sorry, Amazing Chuck and Grace.

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Speaker 2: Let that that'll be our fade out. Amazing Chuck and Grace,

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Speaker 2: Amazing Chuck and Grace, Amazing Chuck and Grace, Amazing Chuck

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Speaker 2: and Grace, Amazed Chuldre and Grace.

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Speaker 4: This is a production of SmartLess Media, Campside Media and

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Speaker 4: Big Money Players in partnership with iHeart Podcasts. It's hosted

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Speaker 4: by Rory Scovel and me Josh Dean. Our senior producer

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Speaker 4: is Lane Rose. Emma Simonov is our associate producer. This

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Speaker 4: episode was written by Lane Rose and me Josh Dean.

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Speaker 4: We're sound designed and engineered by Blake Brook with support

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Speaker 4: from Ewan Letram Ewen. Mark McAdam composed our theme song.

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Speaker 4: The executive producers at Campside Media are Vanessa Gregoriatis, Matt Cher,

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Speaker 4: and me Josh Dean. The executive producers for iHeart Podcasts

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Speaker 4: and Big Money Players are Jack O'Brien, Lindsay Hoffman, and

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Speaker 4: Matt Apbadaka for SmartLess Media. The executive producers are Will Arnette,

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Speaker 4: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Richard Corson. Bernie Kaminski is

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Speaker 4: head of Production. The Associate producer is Mattie McCann. A

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Speaker 4: special thanks to our operations team, Ashley Warren and Sabina Marra.

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