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Speaker 1: All right, Jay, it is time for one of our

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Speaker 1: favorite segments, comedy roulette.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, please do. Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is

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Speaker 2: a comedian, I'm a comedian, and Steve is a comedian.

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Speaker 2: Because we're all four comedians. Since you have four comedians

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Speaker 2: on the show, we take full steps to put them

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Speaker 2: on a wheel wherever the land. We'll make it funny.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Why do we do that, Jay?

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Speaker 2: Because because Junior is comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian. You

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Speaker 2: who are they?

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Speaker 1: Now? It's you Jay, Tommy and let's go no, because

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Speaker 1: you're taking fun out of it.

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Speaker 3: Here we go. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Number one things people say who've been in jail a

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Speaker 1: long time? Okay, get this one, guys. Directions that black

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Speaker 1: people give you all right, okay, okay. Excuses men say

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Speaker 1: when they're not getting a lot of sex all day.

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Speaker 1: Some people say, who don't have cable? That's another good one.

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Speaker 3: All right, it's funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is unusual.

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Speaker 2: It's stopped.

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Speaker 3: One.

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Speaker 1: Directions that black people give you.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, black people give different directions.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Jay, Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Okay. What you want to do is do you know

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Speaker 2: where the Baptist church used to be?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: You don't know where it used to be. Well, you're

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Speaker 2: not gonna find it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I

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Speaker 4: am black, so I do have a I do know

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Speaker 4: some directions that black people here. This is also a

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Speaker 4: direction when you back it up.

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come

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Speaker 3: on back, Oh, come on, you come on, union.

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Speaker 2: You got it on this side. Yeah you got it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, Hold what you.

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Speaker 3: Got that's what you're looking for right there, that's the

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Speaker 3: whole what you got. Direction people give Now, look, this

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Speaker 3: is what you want to do. Now you want to

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Speaker 3: go down here to the second stop time, you're gonna

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Speaker 3: mend the left right there. Go down to the next block.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what street that is, but go down

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Speaker 3: to the next block. It's a store there. Go in

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Speaker 3: that store and ask for and Lucky know how to

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Speaker 3: get h come one all right is right out there

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Speaker 3: across from ear O'Neill.

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Speaker 1: That's what the.

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Speaker 4: Black people say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, directions and black people give you jay.

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Speaker 1: We're different with Okay.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna

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Speaker 2: see an old man sitting on the porch. If he

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Speaker 2: ain't on the porch, you just keep driving, or wait

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Speaker 2: till he come out and then you make the left.

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Speaker 2: Right there. You can't miss it.

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Speaker 4: Right that there is a direction that black people give you.

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Speaker 4: What you mean, you don't know where we're at. We

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Speaker 4: at the same place where Lyddy was shot. Right there

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Speaker 4: coming home with me.

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Speaker 3: You've been when Liddy got shot.

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Speaker 4: I was there, Keith was down was there with the

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Speaker 4: exact same spot with when Liddy got shot.

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Speaker 3: This is what you want to do. Take this road,

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Speaker 3: this row it take this road, this row it, take

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Speaker 3: this road. It you go down that road. Now this

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Speaker 3: hire is is uh asphalt. Now, wait till you see

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Speaker 3: a dirt road. You see a dirt road, that way,

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Speaker 3: you make your right. You ought to see the house

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Speaker 3: coming up on the right side. If you go further

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Speaker 3: than that, you might see a klan rounder.

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Speaker 2: That means you went too far.

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Speaker 3: You might want to back it up. You might want

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Speaker 3: to back it up. Steve directions and black people get

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Speaker 3: make enough when you get down there and see the

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Speaker 3: big black tree that got the squirrels in it.

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Speaker 2: And you got to be looking, yes, he go here,

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Speaker 2: go right here, y'all. How much gas you got in

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Speaker 2: your car because you ain't gonna make it on half

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Speaker 2: a tank. You're gonna need to have a whole full

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Speaker 3: Get what I got it.

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Speaker 4: All right, these are directions that black people give you. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you're coming.

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Speaker 3: To the fan reunion. Okay, follow the.

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Speaker 4: North Star till they're running the Cheryl House. What just

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Speaker 4: follow the north Star to the run into Shryff House.

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Speaker 2: The direction that black people yeah, all right.

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Speaker 3: All right, you're trying to get to the convention center.

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Speaker 3: That's where you're trying to go. Let me tell you

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Speaker 3: what you need to do. I can't get you down,

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Speaker 3: but I can get you there. But let me do

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Speaker 3: what I need you to do. Take Maine, get your Maine.

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Speaker 3: If you go down Maine, uh uh, Bacon Street, I

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Speaker 3: think commerce, Commerce and name. It's a girl named Glitter.

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Speaker 3: That's the prostitute right there on the car. Glittas. Get

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Speaker 3: Glitter in that car and glitda know how to get

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Speaker 3: you to that convention.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Glitter?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Direction?

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Speaker 3: All right, you go all the way down now to

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Speaker 3: you'll see black people no more. Then come back two blocks.

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Speaker 2: Black people getting here?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show,