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We had a 34 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: football game that was supposed to suck that didn't suck, 35 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: that was actually a decent game, and so we'll get 36 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 1: to that at some point throughout the night. Obviously the 37 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: American League, which wasn't much of a game. So we're 38 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: gonna start in the National League, which also wasn't much 39 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: of a game. But we got to start somewhere, and 40 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: we have a blank audio canvas, four hours of talk 41 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: radio to take us through the. 42 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 3: Overnight hours here. 43 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: So our lead is in La a sun soaked There's 44 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: nothing like getting people into Dodgers Stadium in the middle 45 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: of downtown Los Angeles. 46 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 3: Hit rush hour. 47 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: Great scheduling, great scheduling, they do it for television. So 48 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,839 Speaker 1: sun soaked late afternoon there in the middle of rush 49 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: hour traffic. The Miz Now he didn't start because the 50 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: Brewers are idiots, but they he was the guy leading 51 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: the Brewers traveling circus in due Chavez Ravine in a 52 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: gotta have it And this really was a gotta have 53 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: it game for the Brewers, a matchup with the Dodgers. 54 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: Game three. You blew the first two games at home, 55 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: you gotta win. Milwaukee looking to dig out of a hole. 56 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: How did that go? 57 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: Uh? 58 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: Well, if you watched it, you know what happened. But 59 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 1: maybe you were busy doing something. I don't know what 60 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: you're up to. Tommy Tanks delivered Tommy Edmund, the hero 61 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: from last year's playoffs in the NLCS. Tom Tommy Edmund 62 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: here the tie breaking single off the rookie flamethrower Jacob Mazeroski, 63 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: the mizz in their two run, two run. 64 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 3: Sixth inning, and the Dodgers able to out maneuver the 65 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 3: brew crew three to one. 66 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: And so there's a very fat woman who's warming up 67 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: her vocal cords right now as the Doyers have a 68 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: three games to none lead in the best of seven 69 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: National League Championship Series. That tells me that the Dodgers 70 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: need to win one more game if my malor math 71 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: is correct. And so the Dodgers, who underachieved during the 72 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: regular season, used load management, left starting pitchers out months 73 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: at a time, was a rag tag lineup much of 74 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: the regular season. They needed so much to win a 75 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: wild card series against the lowly Cincinnati Reds to start 76 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 1: out the postseason marathon. And here we are, the Dodgers 77 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: have played nine playoff games. And all those really sexy 78 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: stories that were written before the baseball season about how 79 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 1: great the Dodgers were, well they're looking like it now. 80 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 1: They didn't look like it in the regular season for 81 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: much of it. With the Dodgers are now in position. 82 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: They're in the pole position to become the first defending 83 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: champion to reach the World Series in sixteen years. I 84 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: was barely alive the last time this happened. No defending 85 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: champion has gotten back to the Fall Classic since the 86 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: Ryan Howard Jimmy Rollins Philadelphia Phillies back in nine and 87 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: no team's won consecutive You get all the way back 88 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: to the nineties, Holy crap on a cracker, Batman. You 89 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: got to go back to the nineties, the Tory Jeter 90 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,919 Speaker 1: Bernie Williams Yankees. From ninety eight to two thousand, the 91 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: Yankees took three championships in a row. Now, the better story, though, 92 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: is in the losing locker room, although barely the better 93 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: story at this point, barely the better story. So Brewers 94 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: manager Pat Murphy, who I kind of like this guy, right, 95 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: it seems like my kind of guy. He seems like 96 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: the kind of guy you want to hang out with. 97 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: Seems like it seems like a good dude. He's saying 98 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: a lot of crap, a lot of backlash. If you 99 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 1: saw the game, you know what I'm talking about. He 100 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: made the decision, and I'm sure this wasn't his decision. 101 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,039 Speaker 1: It was somebody ahead of him. But they made the 102 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: decision collectively to start Aaron Ashby as the opener. And 103 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: that's pretty good jumping off points. I think we'll start 104 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: with that, so let us discuss the question. Was the oapener, 105 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: if you will, a tactical error by Pat Murphy and 106 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 1: the brew crew in game number three of the NLCS. 107 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 1: So my thoughts it was like about that's right, I've 108 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 1: got I've got Warner Brothers, Doogie Houser MD and refurbished iPhone, 109 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and 110 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: we are going to make fireballs, because it's going to 111 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: take fireballs for the brew crew to come back to 112 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 1: answer the question. Was this strategy of going with the 113 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: oapener meaning Aaron Ashby a tactical error. Now you could 114 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: say this is after the fact, but I'm nodding my head. Yes, 115 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: I have long died on the mountain of despising these openers. 116 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 3: Well, you're such a boomer. Well I'm not a boomer. 117 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: However, back in my day we call this a spring 118 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: training game. Now they came up with a term for us. 119 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: Well it's an opener. Yeah, because we're smarter than everyone. 120 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: We're the smartest people in the room. Okay, So Pat 121 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: Murphy and the Brewers Nerds got cute. They started as 122 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 1: cat Aaron Ashby as the opener, and it went exactly 123 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: how you would expect things to go when you let 124 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: the analytical department cosplay and do the strategy. Here, he 125 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: got how many outs? One out, one out, one more 126 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: out than you got one more out than. 127 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 3: I got one out? 128 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: Before all of a sudden, Pat Murphy's oh you know what, 129 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get this guy out of the game. 130 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, one out, and then they brought the miz 131 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: in Jacob Mazaraski, who was thrown. 132 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 3: Really pretty much into a blender. U. Here you go. 133 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 1: The whole point of the opener is like, Okay, we're 134 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: gonna get you in. There be a soft landing. 135 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 2: No. 136 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 3: Uh. 137 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: Now, the Brewers are averaging if my math is correct, 138 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: one run of game in the league Championship series. They 139 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: were one of the top offensive teams in baseball this year. 140 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: And starting Aaron Ashby not the greatest solution, not the 141 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: way to solve the Rubik's QB here for the Brewers. 142 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: The again, the point is, you start the opener, you 143 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,679 Speaker 1: give the the bulk guy, because why not a soft 144 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: spot to come in. But instead, as we said Pat Murphy, 145 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,200 Speaker 1: the Brewers lit the match and they dropped it on 146 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: the bullpen there and the dirty little secret when you 147 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: run the openers out, it is unbecoming in the postseason. 148 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: It's just embarrassing, right, And there's not like Dodgers have 149 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: done it, the Yankees have done it. 150 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 3: It's just embarrassing. 151 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: It's usually because you have a roster that is devoid 152 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: of elite talent. Right, you don't have the horses. You 153 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: just don't have the horsepower. And the Brewers don't. They 154 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: don't lost Brandon Woodrif to injury, and so that's fine. 155 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: But the Openers, I don't like them anything outside of 156 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,439 Speaker 1: the Cactus League, of the grape Fruit League. 157 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 3: If you want to make an argument. They work in 158 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 3: April and May. 159 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: Okay, not in the National League Championship Series, not against 160 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 1: a real lineup. And the I don't think the Dodgers 161 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: did anything special. People are like, oh, I told you, mahlord, 162 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,680 Speaker 1: the Dodgers are gonna gonna. 163 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 3: Flip the switch. And they flipped the switcher. 164 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think the offense is all that good. Actually, 165 00:08:54,240 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: through sixteen pitches. Sixteen pitches, what a bleeping joke. Got 166 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: one out, as we said. And the Milwaukee plan, well, 167 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: that was in the toilet, that was in the crapper 168 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: before most of the people had gotten through the traffic 169 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: into the ballpark. 170 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 3: And it's the classic move. 171 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,959 Speaker 1: I'm smarter than you, and I'm smarter than everyone else 172 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,679 Speaker 1: who's in this little room we're in, and all I 173 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 1: now even more embarrassing, though, the brew crew had the 174 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,200 Speaker 1: dream set up, so he said, well, it didn't work 175 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,440 Speaker 1: out with Ashby, and the miz came in and he 176 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: actually did a pretty good job for a while. The 177 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: thing that blows you away about this, though, is you 178 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 1: figure the Brewers offense hadn't been very good, and here's 179 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: an opportunity because Glass now did not make it deep, 180 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 1: deep into the game, and so you were given a 181 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,559 Speaker 1: lot of time against the Dodger's bullpen, and the brew 182 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 1: crew had an atomic elbow dropped on them by the 183 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,959 Speaker 1: Dodger bullpen. Who saw that coming. You wouldn't trust those 184 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: guys to guard a hot dog stand. And they went 185 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,800 Speaker 1: out there and did fine. They twisted the Brewers lineup 186 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: into pretzels, and so three games into the National League 187 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:16,319 Speaker 1: Championship Series and everything the Brewers had been pesky, determined, annoying, 188 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: all that good stuff, now it's like a Warner Brothers cartoon, 189 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: Pepe the pew pu what stinks Milwaukee? Three runs, nine hits, 190 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:30,280 Speaker 1: twenty seven innings of baseball. William Contreras hitless in Game 191 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: three for Milwaukee, part of a two for thirty three 192 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: combined performance for the likes of Christian Yelich and Bryce Terrang, 193 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,560 Speaker 1: who's still pogo sticking out of the way of a 194 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 1: pitch in Game one that would have tied the game 195 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: and would have allowed the Brewers to go win the 196 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 1: game in xt ra innings, but alas he decided not 197 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: to get hit by the pitch and so just two 198 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,360 Speaker 1: for thirty three a couple of singles. 199 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 3: Andrew Vaughn went zero. 200 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,199 Speaker 1: For four with the strikeout and left some runners in 201 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: scoring position there. So I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 202 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,200 Speaker 1: he does not have a hit in the NLCS. So 203 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 1: the Brewers right now are drowning. They're not drowning in 204 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 1: the Pacific Ocean. They're drowning in flop sweat. The lack 205 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:17,839 Speaker 1: of discipline at the plate and the fact that they've 206 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,319 Speaker 1: got guys chasing pitches out of the zone outside the 207 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: strike zone a stark contrast when you juxtapose what they 208 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: had been in the regular season with plate discipline, and 209 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 1: again the word is unbecoming now turning the page on that. 210 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,960 Speaker 1: From the LA side of things, the question is there 211 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: anything anything at all? The Dodgers are eight and one 212 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 1: in the playoffs, They're three to zero in the NLCS 213 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: is anything we can nitpick about the Dodgers' performance. So 214 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 1: after a thorough deliberation, I have made the editorial decision 215 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 1: that there is there's one thing that is not right 216 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 1: about the Dodgers, and here it is. You know what 217 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:57,960 Speaker 1: I'm about to say. 218 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,319 Speaker 3: Do you know? 219 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: No, you don't, Okay, the Dodgers are playing such dominant 220 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: baseball right now. 221 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 3: It's bad television. It's just bad TV. It just is. 222 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: You've got Blake Snell, bro I'm risking my live braw 223 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 1: Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Tyler Glasner, who wasn't as good as 224 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: those guys, but collectively they have gone doogie howser MD 225 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: and they have put the people watching the NLCS into 226 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: a medically induced coma. Watching the Milwaukee Brewers attempt to 227 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,080 Speaker 1: hitting Dodgers' er now from starters is under two. 228 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,520 Speaker 3: It's barely a run and a half. 229 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:37,439 Speaker 1: It has been a master class, an absolute master class 230 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,160 Speaker 1: on starting pitching, the Dodgers' rotation, and the bullpen. In 231 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,440 Speaker 1: the bullpen, I can't believe I'm saying that the bullpen 232 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,679 Speaker 1: if it lights out. The Brewers collectively have a one 233 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 1: forty three batting average I didn't play Major League baseball. 234 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 1: I don't think that's good. I don't think that's good. 235 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: Their op on base plus slugging is two to three, 236 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 1: which I also think is not good. The slugging percentage 237 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 1: alone is at a buck ninety, at a buck ninety 238 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,560 Speaker 1: and the three runs, So the Dodgers are hitting on 239 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 1: all cylinders. And it's not a great product to watch 240 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,600 Speaker 1: right now. And it's just a matter of when. It's 241 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,959 Speaker 1: not a matter of if they get back to the 242 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,560 Speaker 1: World Series. And while Toronto and Seattle appear to be 243 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 1: in a catfight, the Dodgers can soon sneak in a 244 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: nice vacation, go to Hawaii if they want, for a 245 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,680 Speaker 1: couple of days before the Fall Classic. Now, teams take 246 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 1: a three to nothing lead in any best of seven 247 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: postseason series have gone on to win forty out of 248 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: forty one times. That is a ninety seven point six 249 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: percent success rate. Thirty one sweeps out of the forty one. 250 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 1: Now the one time that didn't happen. If you're old 251 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: enough to have remembered way back, I can't believe it's 252 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 1: been twenty one years. 253 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:48,720 Speaker 3: Holy crap. 254 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: But the four American League Championship Series there was this 255 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: team called the Boston Red Sox, and they had this 256 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: thing called the Curse of the Bambino, and they did 257 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 1: the thing they weren't supposed to do at the time, 258 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 1: they weren't supposed to do it. 259 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 3: They came all the way back and they got it done. 260 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,120 Speaker 1: Red Sox against the Yankees that year, there was this 261 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 1: little pesky guy the Red Sox picked up in a 262 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,199 Speaker 1: cash deal from the Dodgers who was a pinch runner 263 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 1: named Dave Roberts, who sparked the Red Sox comeback with 264 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: a steal off Mariano Rivera. I don't know what happened 265 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: to Dave Roberts. I don't know what he's doing now. 266 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,800 Speaker 1: I think he turned into a sock puppet. All right, 267 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 1: last word, So we're gonna move away from the NLCS 268 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: because there's not much more to dissect. Interesting story out 269 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: at Detroit where the Tigers have been excommunicated from the playoffs. 270 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: They lost to Seattle, and now there's some chatter that 271 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: the Tigers are in financial peril as they have to 272 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: close the gap, and oh what a gap. It is 273 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: the largest gap in negotiation history. That is, if they 274 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: plan on retaining long term, long term these services of dominating, 275 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: dominating starting pitcher Terrek School. So I saw this, I 276 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 1: thought this is interesting. Now, the story bouncing around the 277 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: pinball machine is that Detroit offered Schooble less than the 278 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy million that the Red Sox signed 279 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,360 Speaker 1: Garrett Crochet two. So they wanted to pay him less 280 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 1: than one hundred and seventy which seems like a lot 281 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: of money to me. I don't know, I know. And 282 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: the Schooble now, the starting point for Schooble is four 283 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. Now that means, if you do the calculation, 284 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: the Tigers and the player are two hundred million dollars 285 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: off in the negotiation. So the question you make the call, 286 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: if you were the Tigers, would you pay one starting pitcher, 287 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: in this case Derek Scougle four hundred million dollars plus. 288 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: Now we always preface these things by saying that it's 289 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,280 Speaker 1: not my money. It's not And you can crunch the 290 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: numbers and figure out how many how many advertising dollars 291 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 1: do you have to make from TV? 292 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 3: How much money do you have to make from radio? 293 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 3: How much money do you have to make selling hot 294 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 3: thaltus to make it work. 295 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 1: I look at it and my eyes get really large 296 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: and I just say, well, that's a boondoggle, is what 297 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 1: that is. 298 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 3: That's just a financial boondoggle. And I wouldn't do it. 299 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 3: And here's why. 300 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: Schoogle to me has a pre existing condition and the 301 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: fact that he's got he's got already had elbow issues 302 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 1: and arm issues. He's fun to watch, he's great to watch. 303 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 1: He's got the gas and the breaking pitches and all that. 304 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 1: Has got nasty stuff, as the kids say. But he 305 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 1: will turn twenty nine next month, which is not old 306 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: in the real world, but in sports it's kind of 307 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: middle aged. He's already had the TJ, the Tommy John 308 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: surgery and been through the operating room. So that's not 309 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: just a blank piece of paper situation. This is a 310 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 1: refurbished iPhone. It's like, oh right, he had the Tommy 311 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: John schooble. He's pitching very well. So think about like 312 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: a refurbished iPhone. You wouldn't pay full price for a 313 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,520 Speaker 1: herbris iPhone. The iPhone has a crack screen, and that 314 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 1: does say certified pre owned. It says that now the 315 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: Komodo Dragon in the room, the Komodo Dragon room. 316 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 3: Scooble is not a whatever it takes warhorse. 317 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,399 Speaker 1: And there's nothing nobody liked that in baseball. But like, 318 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 1: if I could justify it, here's how I would justify it. So, Okay, 319 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay this guy four hundred million because I 320 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,480 Speaker 1: know if I need him to go one hundred and 321 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: twenty one hundred and thirty hundred and forty pitches, he 322 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 1: will do that. And he'll throw one hundred and thirty 323 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: pitches into that cold Michigan night sky like a modern 324 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:41,399 Speaker 1: day Jack Morris going out there, big balls and all that, 325 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: but no Tigers. In the American League Divisional round. He 326 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 1: started two games and the Tigers lost both. They lost 327 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: both in large part because he was a ninety nine 328 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,959 Speaker 1: one hundred pitch guy and ninety nine hundred and one 329 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,680 Speaker 1: pitches that's it and has to come out of the game. 330 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,679 Speaker 3: He's very delicate, And. 331 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,640 Speaker 1: For four hundred million dollars, you better give me Shakespeare 332 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,840 Speaker 1: on the mound and go above and beyond, go the 333 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,639 Speaker 1: extra mile and the monster contract. I know the monster 334 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,920 Speaker 1: contracts are always lost leaders. You're not gonna make money 335 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: on it, you know, just not. You're not paying for 336 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 1: the whole ride. You're paying for the front seat at 337 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,399 Speaker 1: the amusement park, and you're hoping the thing doesn't break 338 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 1: down halfway through the loop de Loob on the roller coaster. Somebody, 339 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,679 Speaker 1: we know, somebody's gonna do it. As I sit here 340 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 1: and say, oh, I'm. 341 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,159 Speaker 3: Not gonna pay him. Yeah, it's not my money. I 342 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 3: wouldn't pay him, And. 343 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,359 Speaker 1: I'm skeptical whether the Tigers are gonna pay him, which 344 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:44,080 Speaker 1: means if they're not gonna pay him, then all of 345 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: a sudden, the trade thing becomes a possibility. You never 346 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,400 Speaker 1: get fair return on investment with those kind of things, 347 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,160 Speaker 1: so that's a problem. But there's some owner who's going 348 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,679 Speaker 1: to light that match and toss it on the pile 349 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,159 Speaker 1: of money and make sure gasoline is all over it 350 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 1: and hope the baseball gods don't turn the schooble elbow 351 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 1: into or agami by year four of the contract. 352 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 3: So again, we love the player, it's not my deal. 353 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 1: I just think any starting pitchure the way baseball's played today, 354 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,919 Speaker 1: where the value is placed on the bullpen, I just I. 355 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 3: Wouldn't do it. What about the Dodgers. 356 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: Okay, the Dodgers have had a good run here in 357 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: the NLCS, and it's a little different for them because 358 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: they've got money to burn because of how they gouge 359 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,159 Speaker 1: their fans with tickets and all that and parking at 360 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium. 361 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,199 Speaker 3: But it's a little different situation. 362 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,680 Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler 363 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 364 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 365 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 3: Hi, this is Jay. 366 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 5: I'm the producer of the Paula and Tony Fusco Show. 367 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 5: Usually in these promos they asked you to listen to 368 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 5: the show. 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We'll get back to 396 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 1: baseball later, but we move over to the Queen City 397 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: in Island, Game in Island game, and that is the 398 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,640 Speaker 1: NFL Card. Week seven Underway kicked off on Thursday night 399 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,639 Speaker 1: as Al Michaels and Kirk Kirk Street had the call, 400 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,360 Speaker 1: did you watch this? Were you engaged in a matchup 401 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 1: that did not have a lot of it factor leading 402 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 1: into it? They're not a lot of excitement for it. 403 00:21:55,440 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: The Steelers' sizeable favorite, sizeable favorite in the road and 404 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 1: Rogers leading the party bus into Cincinnati against Joe Flacco 405 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,439 Speaker 1: and the Bengals, a game so exciting that it was 406 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: dubbed the Icy Hot Bowl leading into it an AFC 407 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:18,239 Speaker 1: North slopper knocker, which was an eye opener. So if 408 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 1: you did not watch the game, maybe you're watching the 409 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 1: baseball game and you missed this, you might have missed it. 410 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:28,679 Speaker 1: Joe Flacco, Yes, I know. Joe Flacco had three hundred 411 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:33,480 Speaker 1: and forty two yards passing not one, not two, but 412 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:38,240 Speaker 1: three touchdowns and matriculated the ball down the field, setting 413 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: up Evan McPherson for a thirty six yard field goal 414 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: with seven seconds left as the beat e. 415 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,440 Speaker 3: And g ay Ls. 416 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,639 Speaker 1: Bengals snapped a four game losing streak. They win thirty 417 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,399 Speaker 1: three thirty one on the last second field goal to 418 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,760 Speaker 1: win over the Steelers on Thursday night. The forty year 419 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 1: old Joe Flacco out deal duel forty one year old 420 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers as they went back and forth. The better story, though, 421 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 1: is in the losing locker room, there's a lot of angst, 422 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: a lot of angst on the Steelers defense and the 423 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: fact that a couple of guys just had ridiculous performances. Now, 424 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 1: we mentioned Joe Flacco and what he was able to 425 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 1: do as he was slinging the ball all over the place, 426 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: and another Cincinnati player, Jamar Chase, was wh open. 427 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 3: He was w open. 428 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: It's like being out over the Pacific and you just 429 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: throw something out of a plane. 430 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 3: It's gonna hit water. It's gonna hit water at some 431 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 3: point there. 432 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,920 Speaker 1: And it was like, are the Steelers even trying defensively? 433 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 3: Like what are they doing? It makes no sense. Here's 434 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 3: Mike Tomlin, the. 435 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 1: Longtime Steeler coach, discussing how Jamar Chase absolutely embarrassed his defense. 436 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,120 Speaker 3: Take a list. 437 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 6: You know, we played these guys a bunch. We double 438 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,320 Speaker 6: teamed them some, we double teamed five some. It's a 439 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 6: mix of mixes required. They got depth and talent. Just 440 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,879 Speaker 6: like the one play eighty made down the middle. We 441 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,040 Speaker 6: were doubling them both and they were one on one 442 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,200 Speaker 6: in that circumstance, And so you know, as many way 443 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 6: as you can analyze it. But the bottom line is 444 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 6: they made more plays than we did. 445 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,360 Speaker 1: Okay, So that's the default answer, and it's a good 446 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,159 Speaker 1: jumping off point. So let us discuss who gets to 447 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:27,199 Speaker 1: wear the Dunce cap for Mike Tomblins, Petsberg. 448 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 3: Steelers, they Insers. 449 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: So on this, I've got rebranding, Ben Stiller and glazed Donut, 450 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,680 Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and 451 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,880 Speaker 1: we will spill. 452 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,359 Speaker 3: The tea all over the radio, all over the radio. 453 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,120 Speaker 3: So all right, I know, So first of all, let's 454 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 3: start with TJ. Watt. All right, let's start with TJ. Watt. 455 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: He is the brand ambassador of that Steeler defense and 456 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,640 Speaker 1: they gave him the one hundred and twenty three million 457 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: dollar deal. They pay him plausibly to make game changing plays, 458 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,680 Speaker 1: to make impact plays for the Steelers defense. 459 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,199 Speaker 3: How did that go? 460 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 1: Well, he was putting around out there, and if you 461 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,159 Speaker 1: want to know how he did, don't ask what had 462 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 1: as many tackles as many tackles as you had. 463 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 3: That's it. He had half a sack. 464 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: There was like one half of a tackle, like a 465 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: half combined thing, but no individual tackles and half. 466 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,520 Speaker 3: A sack, which was really like a charity thing. Yikes. 467 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 3: It's not all bad. Though. It's not all bad for TJ. 468 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: Watt because I'll be betting bright side Wat had he 469 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,440 Speaker 1: had no numbers of any of note. However, he got 470 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 1: a good cardio game in, he had work out, good workout. 471 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,919 Speaker 1: In fact, I saw more plays being made by Steely mcbeam, 472 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,880 Speaker 1: the mascot than from what the Bengals offense, led by 473 00:25:55,119 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: Joe Flacco had four hundred and seventy yards of offense, 474 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: four hundred and seventy yards of offense, three hundred and 475 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,919 Speaker 1: forty two passing yards, one hundred and forty two rushing yards. 476 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: This is not twenty twelve, all right, This is not 477 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: the twenty twelve. Now, they didn't lose a few yards 478 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,879 Speaker 1: on sacks. That's why the numbers don't completely add up. 479 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 1: But insane, This is Joe pretty much off the couch, Flacco, 480 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: who was benched, demoted by the Factory of Sadness, carving up, 481 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 1: absolutely carving up the once proud Pittsburgh defense like they 482 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,880 Speaker 1: were a Halloween pumpkin. 483 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 3: You talk about a. 484 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: Rebrand this is a time for a rebranding in Pittsburgh. 485 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,919 Speaker 1: What an embarrassment. The Steel Curtain, my fat ass, the 486 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:53,040 Speaker 1: steel curtain that's rebranded to the steel turnstile. And my god, 487 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 1: that is a cultural loss, is what that is? The 488 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,919 Speaker 1: old Steelers defense. If you add those old Steeler defensive 489 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,159 Speaker 1: teams matched up against forty year old Joe Flacco, all right, 490 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: the fossilized body of Joe Flacco, they would. 491 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 3: Have dragged that through the mud, all right through the mud. 492 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: This group handed him Joe Flacco, a mint julip and 493 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: a lawn chair. 494 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,440 Speaker 3: Holy Canoley, how bad was it? It was so bad? 495 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 3: Mike Tomlin, now he was diplomatic. We played the little 496 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 3: sound by from Tom. 497 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 1: Mike Tomlin is gonna have that secondary, including the likes 498 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: of Jalen Ramsey, Darius Slay, Joey Porter Jr. They're all 499 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,640 Speaker 1: gonna have to give him ten burpies, run at least 500 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,240 Speaker 1: twenty hill sprints and several laps around the outfield because 501 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,679 Speaker 1: and also some updowns, do some updowns as punishment. 502 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 3: And then we had Joey Porter Jr. 503 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: The defensive back of the Steelers, who had the hutzba 504 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:56,399 Speaker 1: to deflect some of the blame for the absolute gutless performance. 505 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,959 Speaker 3: By the defense. You know who he blamed? What did 506 00:27:59,000 --> 00:27:59,359 Speaker 3: he blame? 507 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,560 Speaker 1: The schedule because it was on Thursday night? Who did 508 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,399 Speaker 1: he But you think he blamed to travel because you 509 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 1: know it's so. 510 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,199 Speaker 3: Far from Pittsburgh to Cincinnati. My god, No, he blamed 511 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 3: the officials. 512 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 1: He blamed the Zebras porter In third, that Pittsburgh's defense 513 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,640 Speaker 1: absolutely could have held the Bengals offense with Joe Flacco 514 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:22,440 Speaker 1: in check, but bd it was the officials. They were 515 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 1: too stingy. They would not let them play. And that 516 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: is a special kind of wacker doodle. That is a 517 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,360 Speaker 1: special kind of wackerdoodle. 518 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:31,840 Speaker 3: All right. 519 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,680 Speaker 1: Now, secondly to the winning side, which is not as 520 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,480 Speaker 1: good as side all right, to the winning side. So 521 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 1: the question here is there a movie? Let's play the 522 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 1: movie game. Is there a movie to describe the Joe 523 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: Flacco Bengals offensive performance, the unexpected performance? 524 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 3: You make the call? What movie is it? All right? 525 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go first. 526 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: Now the movie I'm picking to describe Joe Flacco's performance 527 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 1: for the Cincinnati football team. 528 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 3: Here's what I have. 529 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 1: I wrote down on my scorecard, A Ben Stiller classic 530 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: Night at the Museum, who says no, come on? Right? 531 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: Is that not the perfect movie to describe Joe Flacco. 532 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 1: The security guard discovers that the museum exhibits come to 533 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: life after Sunset jump Ball. 534 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 3: Joe Flacco an artifact in the NFL. 535 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 1: And yet that museum piece, Joe Flacco painted a masterpiece 536 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaker 1: for the Cincinnati offense man. And he did it like 537 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: if I was the offensive coordinator, assume you as well, 538 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 1: you would do the same thing. So we were advising 539 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 1: the quarterback of the Cincinnati. 540 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 3: Bengals, right, and you just to go over. You say, Okay, 541 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 3: what are you gonna do? 542 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,800 Speaker 1: How about I would say, use the kiss method, right, 543 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:51,440 Speaker 1: keep it simple, stupid, And that's what Flaco did. He 544 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,440 Speaker 1: had tunnel vision. He targeted Jamar Chase twenty three times. 545 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: Twenty three times, essentially a third of the offensive plays. 546 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: I don't have the numbers in front of it, about 547 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,200 Speaker 1: a third of the offensive plays the Bengals ran. He 548 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,080 Speaker 1: threw the ball to Jamar Chase. Jamar Chase rewarded him 549 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 1: with a game for the ages, sixteen catches, one hundred 550 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 1: and sixty one yards, and a touchdown. And Flaco also 551 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: got help from Chase Brown, the nonexistent Cincinnati running game. 552 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: He had one hundred and eight yards. The huge issue 553 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 1: for Flaco for years has been the hiccup. He's had 554 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: a lot of hiccups, a lot of hiccups, turned the 555 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: ball over quite a bit in recent years. Flacco in 556 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,400 Speaker 1: this game was mister clean. No picks, no fumbles, no 557 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 1: obvious mistakes. Cincinnati was fifty percent on third down. It 558 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: could have been worse for Pittsburgh's defense. They only converted 559 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: the Bengals forty percent in the red zone in this game. 560 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: This performance was just what the doctor ordered. And now 561 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 1: the Bengals, I believe they have the Jets upcoming, which 562 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: is like a bye week. The Jets are on a 563 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 1: real NFL team, and so you can add another. 564 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 3: Win and all of a sudden, all of us boomerang up. 565 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 1: And now after a four game losing streak, you've now 566 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 1: won those early wins. 567 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 3: You're three and four. 568 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 1: And all you have to be is around five hundred, 569 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,880 Speaker 1: and you're a playoff contender in the American Football Conference. Now, 570 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: final fun, let's go back, we'll hit and we'll jump 571 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: and jump. 572 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 3: Over the other side. Let's go to the Steelers side 573 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,400 Speaker 3: of things. So mister Rogers' neighborhood. 574 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: A close game Pittsburgh did take the lead late, the 575 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,400 Speaker 1: Bengals got the ball and ran the clock essentially out 576 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 1: for the game winning field goal. Here's Aaron Rodgers on 577 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,600 Speaker 1: the nail biting loss. How upset is Aaron Rodgers, Let's 578 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,040 Speaker 1: find out. 579 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 7: I think you got to realize. Listen, we want to 580 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 7: win every game. There needs to be an expectation of winning. 581 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,400 Speaker 7: But this is a short week division opponent. Anything can happen. Obviously, 582 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 7: Joe played really well for them, and Chase and t 583 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,320 Speaker 7: you got going for him. So this is the NFL. 584 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 7: You know, we had a chance to really open up 585 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,800 Speaker 7: some space, but we're four and two, still first in 586 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 7: the division. Got a couple you know, home games coming 587 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 7: up back to back, another Sunday night opportunity against my 588 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,640 Speaker 7: former team. So I'm not going to ride the roller coaster, 589 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 7: and I know Mike isn't and hopefully you guys follow suit. 590 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 3: All right, So that was very robotic, That was very 591 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,280 Speaker 3: level headed. That was right off sportscliche dot com. 592 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 1: Okay, so the question as we go into mister Rogers neighborhood, 593 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,040 Speaker 1: what grade? What grade did you give Rogers in the 594 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 1: Icy Hot Bowl for Pittsburgh. 595 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 3: So if you didn't see the game. 596 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,200 Speaker 1: Rogers finished with two hundred and forty three yards passing 597 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,720 Speaker 1: and four touchdowns. Sounds pretty good, right, sounds sexy. Four touchdowns, 598 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: that's a lot. When you peel back the ayahuasca infused 599 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,920 Speaker 1: onion on the Malor report card. Now this is a 600 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,200 Speaker 1: pass failed grade. This is not ABC one two three. 601 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,720 Speaker 1: This is a past fail grade. And unfortunately Rogers gets 602 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 1: what not a passing grade, as League Corso would say, 603 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 1: not so fast, my friends. If you think it's a 604 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: passing grade, this was like a glazed donut. It looked good, 605 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 1: kind of smelled good, but you bite into it and boom, it's. 606 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,320 Speaker 3: Kind of a hollow, the middle parts hollowing. You're like, 607 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 3: I want the full. 608 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,959 Speaker 1: Rogers had the numbers. There wasn't enough substance here. And 609 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,800 Speaker 1: you do the side by side comparison. Joe Flacco outplayed 610 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,480 Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers, so Aaron gets a failing grade. Cincinnati. You 611 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,600 Speaker 1: gotta understand how bad the Bengals are. I don't think 612 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 1: we can put into words how much they blow or 613 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: how much they had been terrible. It's hard to believe 614 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: they could be this bad with all the blood, sweat 615 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 1: and tears they put into these NFL practices are so 616 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,959 Speaker 1: we're told. And the Bengals had the NFL's thirty first 617 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: ranked defense. They played without Trey Hendrickson, their top defensive player, 618 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:55,680 Speaker 1: their star Hendrickson, and Rogers, Yeah. 619 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 3: He almost almost pulled. 620 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: A rabbit out of his hat anyway, and so it's 621 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,800 Speaker 1: no hard feelings. The good thing is Rogers can now 622 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,520 Speaker 1: go home to his fake wife and she can cuddle 623 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,719 Speaker 1: him and they'll be good together, and they can he 624 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,920 Speaker 1: can talk to his imaginary wife and they'll have a 625 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: good times. 626 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 3: But most games are lost, not one. 627 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,319 Speaker 1: And that's the bugaboo on why we give Rogers a 628 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,200 Speaker 1: failing grade. Not only did he fail in terms of 629 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 1: the yardage and the offensive power of the Bengals compared 630 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh, but it's the little thing stupid, or in 631 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,759 Speaker 1: this case, a couple of big things. 632 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,000 Speaker 3: Rogers tossed a pair of interceptions. Well they weren't all 633 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,759 Speaker 3: he's full, all right. 634 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,440 Speaker 1: Well, let's do some mal of maths. So Cincinnati on 635 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:43,800 Speaker 1: those two possessions. On those two possessions, the Bengals scored 636 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:50,640 Speaker 1: ten points off those turnovers, ten points off Rogers interceptions. 637 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,360 Speaker 1: Pittsburgh lost by two points. You can do the math, 638 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,759 Speaker 1: whether it's Malard math or whatever. You can't unring the 639 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: bell on those interceptions. You cannot unring the be well 640 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: on those intercepts. 641 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,920 Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller 642 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,120 Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 643 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,319 Speaker 1: Here We're going, Here, We're going. 644 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 3: He gets grilled Coop oh Loop. 645 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,279 Speaker 8: Daniel Jones was asked on Wednesday what it means to 646 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 8: him that people are talking about him as a potential MVP, 647 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 8: and Jones said, not much after six weeks. Ben, do 648 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,319 Speaker 8: you think he'll still be talked about as an MVB 649 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 8: candidate at the end of the season. 650 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,839 Speaker 1: No, the Colts will come back down to earth, and 651 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 1: no one's the MVP right now. The names that are 652 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,640 Speaker 1: being tossed out are Drake may Maholmes is being mentioned. 653 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,799 Speaker 1: The Chiefs don't have a great record, Baker Mayfield by 654 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,759 Speaker 1: default is the favorite. And it doesn't matter. 655 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,480 Speaker 3: I mean, it's nice to. 656 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 1: Talk about for a segment on a radio show, it 657 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I don't believe Daniel Jones will keep this 658 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:51,800 Speaker 1: up next. 659 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,520 Speaker 8: An anonymous Eagles player told an NFL and insider that 660 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,440 Speaker 8: this season is starting to feel like the twenty twenty 661 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,720 Speaker 8: three meltdown all over again. 662 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,080 Speaker 9: Ben, Do you think things will go that badly for Philly? 663 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,319 Speaker 1: Well, this is a pivot point this weekend. If they 664 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,840 Speaker 1: beat the Vikings, they're fine. If not, panic at the 665 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,120 Speaker 1: disco next. 666 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 8: Matt Rule is the clear favorite to become the next 667 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,120 Speaker 8: head coach of Penn States. Some analysts think this would 668 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,040 Speaker 8: be a mistake, as he would be a lateral move. 669 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 1: Do you agree, Yeah, you know, it doesn't excite the 670 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,880 Speaker 1: fan base. If he wins, it doesn't matter. 671 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,359 Speaker 3: But he doesn't. 672 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,520 Speaker 1: You don't win the news conference with Matt Rule. He's 673 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,240 Speaker 1: just kind of a blog. 674 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,600 Speaker 3: How do we do? How do we do it? Come on? 675 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,000 Speaker 3: I passed with an A, not a c an A. 676 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,960 Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in 677 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,360 Speaker 2: the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio 678 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,600 Speaker 2: dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to 679 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 2: listen live. Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame week, Blame we too. 680 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,799 Speaker 3: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the Week, Big Ben's 681 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,520 Speaker 3: Lane Jokes and Week. 682 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,640 Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners from. 683 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,080 Speaker 3: All over North America and the world that have sent jokes. 684 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,799 Speaker 1: In and a reminder a reminder if you would like 685 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,240 Speaker 1: to send a joke in send it care of Ben 686 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,400 Speaker 1: Malorshow at gmail dot com. 687 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,560 Speaker 3: That's Ben Malors Show at gmail dot com. Now weed 688 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,359 Speaker 3: Man is. 689 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,600 Speaker 1: Such a big star. He's got two segments a week. 690 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,040 Speaker 1: We had Ask a weed Man, which I thought was 691 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,920 Speaker 1: going to be a disaster. 692 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,839 Speaker 3: People loved it. And then now he's such a big star. 693 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: We had to call him to wake him up, to 694 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,120 Speaker 1: call in Hello, weed Man, are you there? 695 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,760 Speaker 6: No, that's. 696 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:32,160 Speaker 1: Me Early, I'm downed man at it. People loved it, 697 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: Weed Man. They can't wait till next week's episode Ask 698 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,040 Speaker 1: a weed Man. We'll see if it continues. But you 699 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:37,680 Speaker 1: did very well. 700 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,840 Speaker 9: We have advertisers asking about it already. 701 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,239 Speaker 3: Calm down, all right, all right, come on, that's the 702 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,839 Speaker 3: first lamb joke. Okay, no, that's not we've been please 703 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,120 Speaker 3: come on. 704 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,919 Speaker 1: You've had a great life. You ran a toy store 705 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: in Manhattan. How many people have done that? 706 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,040 Speaker 3: Not many? 707 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: Of course, you ran it. You ran it so well 708 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,520 Speaker 1: it went out of business. But that's fine. All right, Uh, 709 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,200 Speaker 1: let's do it. 710 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,560 Speaker 3: Here we go. Big Ben's Lamb. 711 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 1: Jokes of the Week actual jokes by Actually, what does 712 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,680 Speaker 1: weed Man and a fresh Thanksgiving turkey have in common. 713 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,800 Speaker 3: What they both have cavities with no teeth. 714 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,560 Speaker 1: All right, that's uh Andy, Andy sent that one in. 715 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:16,920 Speaker 3: All right. 716 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,480 Speaker 1: Why doesn't weed Man have any teeth? Why his dentist 717 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,000 Speaker 1: is named doctor Pepper? 718 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:30,440 Speaker 3: That's the pen. That's Eeke in Roseville, Minnesota. 719 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,719 Speaker 1: What's the difference between James Franklin, the former Penn State coach, 720 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 1: and weed Man. 721 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,120 Speaker 3: What's the difference? 722 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,800 Speaker 1: Well, James Franklin gets paid millions of dollars for doing nothing. 723 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:48,080 Speaker 3: That's the difference. We had some intercer chances. Drew in Minnesota. 724 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,960 Speaker 1: Trew in Minnesota rights and says, what was the best 725 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,719 Speaker 1: and worst seller at weed Man's toy. 726 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,640 Speaker 3: Store in New York? 727 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 8: What does it tell me? 728 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,840 Speaker 3: It was a spin off toy. It was called mister Pothead. 729 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,440 Speaker 3: It was. 730 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 9: You can Leaves? 731 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,800 Speaker 1: What does what does Lisa hide around the house for Christmas? 732 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,880 Speaker 3: Of course Lisa weed Man's famous lady friend there. She 733 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,720 Speaker 3: lives in New York. He's in Miami. What does Lisa 734 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,920 Speaker 3: hide around the house for Christmas? What tell me? Dope 735 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 3: on a couch is what it's a spin off of? 736 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,480 Speaker 3: All right? 737 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,960 Speaker 1: What did weed Man say when his multi functioning printer, 738 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:33,800 Speaker 1: stop working? 739 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,160 Speaker 3: What I give no facts? Uh? 740 00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 1: Noah in Austin sent that one in what should be 741 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,439 Speaker 1: the name of weed Man Hippie's news segment? If it's 742 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:51,840 Speaker 1: on Wednesdays? What over the hemp with weed Man Hippie? 743 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. It's George. 744 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,960 Speaker 1: Now, George is a longtime listener to Fox Sports rad 745 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,160 Speaker 1: He's a great teacher, weed Man and you've all the 746 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,200 Speaker 1: Texas George, So he's a listener and he loves loves 747 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,239 Speaker 1: the show. All right, George and Rochester. We go from 748 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,719 Speaker 1: that George to a different George. George and Rochester, Minnesota 749 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,880 Speaker 1: says an eighty year old grandmother is now the oldest 750 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,560 Speaker 1: to complete the iron Man triath triathlon. 751 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,640 Speaker 3: You're about that wee Man? 752 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:21,319 Speaker 1: Wow? No, yes, weed Man Hippie is also a triathlete 753 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 1: begging for cash, crypto or credit. 754 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440 Speaker 3: That's from George. 755 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,840 Speaker 2: How How will. 756 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,160 Speaker 3: Weed Man son scare weed Man on Halloween? 757 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,239 Speaker 1: How how will he do it? He will dress up 758 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,799 Speaker 1: as Mary Povich and tell weed Man you are not 759 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 1: my father? 760 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 3: Oh my, that's not right. 761 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,080 Speaker 8: That's Eric. 762 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,640 Speaker 3: How's your kid doing, weed Man? Your kid doing? All right? 763 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,600 Speaker 3: Last we heard he was it like Georgetown or something 764 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,480 Speaker 3: like that, right, big school. Yeah, no, he graduated from Harvard. 765 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,720 Speaker 3: Oh my god, we graduated from Harvard. Holy crap. 766 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,920 Speaker 1: I guess the apple. 767 00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 3: Does fall far from the tree. All right, here we go. 768 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,400 Speaker 1: Did you hear that hollering James went to Vegas at 769 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:07,320 Speaker 1: a seventeen thousand dollars Honda and he left Vegas in 770 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,440 Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars vehicle. 771 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,960 Speaker 3: Wow? You kidding? Yeah? It was a Greyhound, that was 772 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,160 Speaker 3: what it was. Yeah, all right. 773 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,080 Speaker 1: Why is Andrea in Berkeley such a proficient witch? 774 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:26,600 Speaker 3: Andrea in Berkeley? She's a hex burt is what she is? 775 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,040 Speaker 5: There? 776 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,520 Speaker 3: I was from Steve who sent that one in? 777 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,280 Speaker 1: What do Andrew and Bakersfield and referees have in common? 778 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,640 Speaker 3: Tell me what? People hate their calls? People hate their calls? 779 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,440 Speaker 3: Scan stand him? 780 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 1: What does hollering James use more than his Obama phone? 781 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:52,759 Speaker 3: What his right hand is? What he uses? 782 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,960 Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin fagaweed man. There he is, weed man. 783 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,600 Speaker 1: Ask a weed man next week? 784 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 2: Why direct from. 785 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,479 Speaker 1: The outside of the glass or inside? That is your 786 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 1: coop scoop On Entertainment Fox Sports Radios Friday segment tradition 787 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,000 Speaker 1: starts right now. 788 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,920 Speaker 3: And here's your home shot the Cooper at pam Rocco 789 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,920 Speaker 3: fan on X Fix. 790 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,280 Speaker 2: You follow him, everybody here, he is right now. 791 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,080 Speaker 9: Bring it away. 792 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 8: Thank you, Marcel, great toss. As always, all right, we 793 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,640 Speaker 8: are going to start in the theaters, as we always 794 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,439 Speaker 8: do here on Coopscoop on Entertainment. And there's a couple 795 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,719 Speaker 8: of movies that I want to point out that come 796 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,560 Speaker 8: out this weekend that I'm interested in. And they're both 797 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,319 Speaker 8: horror movies, which makes sense for October. The first one 798 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 8: is a sequel Black Phone two. Yes, the movie from 799 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,600 Speaker 8: four years ago. If you well spoiler alert, it's a 800 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,960 Speaker 8: four year old movie. He kills his abductor in the 801 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,400 Speaker 8: first movie, and now he is back from the grave 802 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,160 Speaker 8: to get his revenge. 803 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,359 Speaker 3: That's cool. How do you come back from the grave. 804 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,440 Speaker 3: I'd like to do that some day. 805 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,399 Speaker 8: Oh, you know horror movies they do that. Okay, But yes, 806 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,840 Speaker 8: Ethan Hawk reap prizes his role as the grabber. 807 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 3: Ooh, the Gray. 808 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:11,120 Speaker 9: Watched out for him on the stairs. Okay, also out 809 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,480 Speaker 9: in theaters. I moved him into his cage. I think 810 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,560 Speaker 9: I almost made him die, kept him in the coffee cup. 811 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,480 Speaker 9: Too long, all right. 812 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,920 Speaker 8: Also this weekend is Frankenstein Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. 813 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,680 Speaker 3: Yes, this special. 814 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,080 Speaker 1: I was that a blue Frankenstein or like red Frankenstein 815 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:33,560 Speaker 1: or a gold Frankenstein. 816 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,360 Speaker 9: I don't think there's anything weird about it. 817 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:43,480 Speaker 8: Yeah, but this adaptation stars Oscar Isaac as Doctor Frankenstein 818 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 8: and Mia Goth, the scream Queen, is in this movie, 819 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 8: as well as Christoph Waltz. 820 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,080 Speaker 9: So for them, Yeah, check that one out. 821 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,319 Speaker 8: This one's getting rave reviews in theaters and moving over 822 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,399 Speaker 8: to television. You know how in TV when this one 823 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,319 Speaker 8: production company does something and then you just you tend 824 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,520 Speaker 8: to see like all the other production companies coming out 825 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,839 Speaker 8: with their version of the same thing. 826 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure, Topcat. 827 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you go to you go to everyone's 828 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,200 Speaker 1: got like chicken, like chicken sandwiches at all the fast 829 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:15,800 Speaker 1: food restaurants. 830 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,080 Speaker 9: Because that's yes, yes, exactly exactly what we. 831 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,960 Speaker 3: Talked about it last week in my podcast. Did you 832 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,520 Speaker 3: know that what's that chicken place? The fast food place? 833 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,040 Speaker 9: You know what I'm talking about, Popeye, Zaxby's. 834 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,960 Speaker 3: It's it's it's a fish place. 835 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,680 Speaker 9: Oh long, John Silvers, how they rebranded the Chicken. 836 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: Yes, their logo to a chicken. 837 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,040 Speaker 3: I know, so good. 838 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:38,919 Speaker 9: Yes. 839 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,880 Speaker 8: Well, so the the hot thing right now in TV 840 00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,200 Speaker 8: is serial Killer John Wyn Gaizy. 841 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,040 Speaker 3: Oh big, people love this guy. Yeah. 842 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,920 Speaker 8: So I talked about how the The Monsters series on 843 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,839 Speaker 8: Netflix that debuted last week got terrible reviews. I've heard 844 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,120 Speaker 8: it's like comically bad, like one of those so bad 845 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,680 Speaker 8: it's like you actually want to watch it because it's ridiculous. 846 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 9: But this what. 847 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:07,440 Speaker 8: Premiered today on Peacock is Devil in Disguise John Wayne Gacy, 848 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,319 Speaker 8: and so this one's actually getting good reviews. So if 849 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 8: you want, I guess an actually good adaptation of the 850 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,879 Speaker 8: clown serial Killer, check that out on Peacock right now. 851 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,520 Speaker 3: Don't go to the basement, whatever you do. 852 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,279 Speaker 9: Yes, that's right. 853 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,759 Speaker 8: Also available right now is the third season of the 854 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,480 Speaker 8: Emmy nominated show The Diplomat on Netflix, starring Kerrie Russell. 855 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,240 Speaker 8: It's a great show. I've watched the first two seasons. 856 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:38,200 Speaker 8: I am excited about that. If you like spy political dramas, that's, 857 00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,520 Speaker 8: you know, right right up your alley. 858 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 9: And then moving on, I'm gonna skip ahead to this 859 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:43,919 Speaker 9: last thing here. 860 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,160 Speaker 3: Ben. 861 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,279 Speaker 8: We have a documentary series. Okay, good, where we got 862 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,239 Speaker 8: That is available right now on Apple TV Plus. And 863 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,040 Speaker 8: I don't know if you would like this, Ben, because 864 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,240 Speaker 8: it's you hate the hero worship stuff. 865 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,960 Speaker 3: I do not like hero worship. I don't do that. 866 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,480 Speaker 8: But this is a limited documentary series called Mister Scorsese, 867 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,840 Speaker 8: and of course it is. 868 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,800 Speaker 3: Uh so it's toes. 869 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,319 Speaker 8: It is a five part look at one of the 870 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:15,479 Speaker 8: planet's most famous directors, Martin Scorsese, and uh it has 871 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,240 Speaker 8: interviews with him as well as his collaborators and colleagues, 872 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,360 Speaker 8: including Robert de Niro, Leonardo DiCaprio, Spielberg, Daniel Dave Lewis, 873 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,080 Speaker 8: Kate Blanchette, et cetera, et cetera. And it's got pretty 874 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,640 Speaker 8: good reviews. So that is available right now on Apple TV. 875 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,680 Speaker 8: But oh, actually. 876 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,520 Speaker 3: They are there. There's more. 877 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,319 Speaker 8: It's not another thing. But I was about to say 878 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,440 Speaker 8: it's available right now on Apple TV Plus. Apparently they 879 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,440 Speaker 8: are rebranding. They're getting rid of the Plus. It's just 880 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,600 Speaker 8: going to be Apple TV now. 881 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,640 Speaker 1: Oh well, yeah, because it's remember when HBO started their 882 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,560 Speaker 1: other thing, but then they went back to the HBO 883 00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:48,760 Speaker 1: because it was so stupid. 884 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,480 Speaker 9: Yeah, everybody's simplifying. 885 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,160 Speaker 3: Now you got to be keep it stupid man. People don't. Yeah, 886 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,719 Speaker 3: I'm not going to sit there and worry about your 887 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,480 Speaker 3: stupid channel. 888 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,040 Speaker 9: You know, Sick Stop, not a Scoops Go entertainment