Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
Speaker 1: the subject is get this guy's he's never ever pleased ever. No, uh,
Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about in just a minute.
Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now, I don't
Speaker 1: know yet. I'm trying to go through my archives here, Charlene.
Speaker 1: Find something. Uh, still dealing with that whole school roller decks,
Speaker 1: aren't you? Yeah? Yeah, that's all my stuff written day
Speaker 1: today and nothing online, nothing, Junior, Right, this is all filed.
Speaker 1: This is like library. These pranks all a file. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. This is when you when you
Speaker 1: go to the what's that thing you used to go
Speaker 1: to in the library and they, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: is that call? Yeah called catalog? Yeah, pull it up
Speaker 1: and it's a screen. That first time we was really
Speaker 1: looking at the screen right there. That's that right there.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's those kind of our chives. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's those kind of our gives. But anyway, that's right
Speaker 1: here is church parking lot, Church parking lot. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at it right here in the files church parking lot. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's written in pencil with a number two pencils Church.
Speaker 1: They represents from Trump. Understand he got a prank in here?
Speaker 1: What is he doing with a prank in now? Church
Speaker 1: parking lot? Let's go cat do. Oh yeah, Brendan, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. How you doing? Uh, Brent,
Speaker 1: I don't wanna make sure I got the right person.
Speaker 1: You're the person that you work at. The First of all,
Speaker 1: I go to uh my name, my name, Calvin Brother,
Speaker 1: Calvin Brother. I go to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church
Speaker 1: where yeah, yeah, so everything already, everything's fine. That well,
Speaker 1: I got a little issue and I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. Now. You work in the
Speaker 1: full service start. You work in the parking lot on yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you tell people what the park and stuff? Right
Speaker 1: right right? What are you looking for? Some employment? You
Speaker 1: want to you want to join us? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: to see the issue I got, man, I've been dealing
Speaker 1: with this probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm trying to tea So the problem is
Speaker 1: when I come to the church. Last couple of months, man,
Speaker 1: I've been I've been coming like my my my my
Speaker 1: regular card and broke down on me. So I had
Speaker 1: I got an old van. I've been here about that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I got ovand and I've been using to
Speaker 1: get around in so now for the last two months,
Speaker 1: I've been riding in it when I come into the church.
Speaker 1: You know you and I find out who you were,
Speaker 1: But you keep sending me to the back of the
Speaker 1: parking lot. And then but you know I noticed, now,
Speaker 1: no bro, not on the reel. So you're sending me
Speaker 1: to the back, and I'm noticing when I see cars.
Speaker 1: That's like two thousand teen, two thousand fifteen. We'll listen.
Speaker 1: We don't have new uh set place where we put
Speaker 1: model car. You know, I just I just direct the traffic. Brother, Okay,
Speaker 1: So so you're trying to tell me for the last
Speaker 1: two months you just direct traffic, but you got but
Speaker 1: you directed me to the back every time. But a
Speaker 1: car behind me or car in front of me, it'll
Speaker 1: be going to the front. Where you getting this information
Speaker 1: from me? I just I didn't seen you man or
Speaker 1: send people to the front to park. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: you do no. I just I just put you know,
Speaker 1: the bigger vehicles in the in the back and uh certain,
Speaker 1: you know, it's really no scatter. If you come in,
Speaker 1: I just I just direct you to the right of
Speaker 1: the left. It's really nothing to it. Really, So you're
Speaker 1: not trying to say, so my my van being a
Speaker 1: raggedy ain't the reason why I'm being Oh bro, no, bro, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know that's not what we're about. Now. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you feel that way. I mean, so I guess this Sunday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me tell me. I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,
Speaker 1: Michael makes no. No, let me tell you right now
Speaker 1: when my van pulled up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you right now, if I get sent to the back,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be gonna no,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
Speaker 1: the back. Now, you don't have to cut for it.
Speaker 1: Just just calm down. It's it's not it's not that serious. No,
Speaker 1: it is that serious, because see what's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know I got a ragget ass, and I know that.
Speaker 1: I know that, but I see that's the reason why
Speaker 1: I'm getting sent to the back. And I know it
Speaker 1: because the car I had before y'all were sending me
Speaker 1: up front, so already. No, I'm just saying. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, Brendon, I'm telling you right now, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a problem if I get sent to the back. Brother.
Speaker 1: You just singled me out. And no, no, you know
Speaker 1: I didn't single you out. You You are the person
Speaker 1: that has been sending me to the back, dude, No, No,
Speaker 1: I haven't. Hey, man, why do you keep why why
Speaker 1: are you sending Why are you accusing me? I ain't
Speaker 1: got because I didn't seen it. No you are. You're
Speaker 1: calling me. You're calling me out of the blue, and
Speaker 1: you're accused me of something that I'm not doing it. No, no,
Speaker 1: you just sent my ragged ass may into the back.
Speaker 1: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
Speaker 1: you have done it. Yes, yes you have. You sent
Speaker 1: all the pretty cards up front, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: But I tell you what comes suddenly gonna be a
Speaker 1: problem threatening me. I mean now, now, listen, we we
Speaker 1: can meet up at it. We can meet up there
Speaker 1: before any cards get there. How about that. I don't
Speaker 1: care how you want to do it, Brandon, you actually
Speaker 1: do know how you want to do, so bring it then. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know my card, yea, my van, gonna
Speaker 1: build front give given it's me and you. How about
Speaker 1: that you want you want? You want to talk tough
Speaker 1: tony stuff? Oh okay, so you are you swatting at up? Now?
Speaker 1: You're all right? So now like you already did so,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm matching. Okay, well, no problem, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my
Speaker 1: phone and threaten me and tell me what you what
Speaker 1: you think I did? When I didn't do it. I
Speaker 1: told you, man, you've been sending me to the damn
Speaker 1: back man, passed what you thought? Okay, what it is? No,
Speaker 1: it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan, it's
Speaker 1: what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't see you
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, you know you know what you got working?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you come Sunday. That's that's damn
Speaker 1: brend No, no, no, no, no, no, no. How about
Speaker 1: what you're doing right now? What you mean what I'm
Speaker 1: doing right now? I'm at work right now? Oh so
Speaker 1: you at work calling me about some Bulls parking spot.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh look at the custom Christian. Now look
Speaker 1: at you know, look at the customer. You know, no, no,
Speaker 1: a matter of fact. You Okay, if you want to
Speaker 1: do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't care. We'll be yet. Okay. That's one thing
Speaker 1: you're not gonna do is disrespect me. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: that right now. Brother Calvin, you bring him, fold you
Speaker 1: like a wet piece of paper. You don't know who
Speaker 1: you finding with. Okay, I didn't been locked up six
Speaker 1: seven years. I'm just being a chick, try and get
Speaker 1: my life together. And you think you're just gonna talk
Speaker 1: to me. You got another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. So if you want to
Speaker 1: get it on, meet me in the parking lot right now.
Speaker 1: I give you an hour to get there tonight. Now
Speaker 1: you're trying to scare me with your with your background,
Speaker 1: I'm not you're trying to scare me with your background
Speaker 1: or something like ever. Then you I ain't know you
Speaker 1: have been in jail. What's the wrong one. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say this is do you know Lester that that
Speaker 1: also let he also had the cars parking. Would you
Speaker 1: try to buy yourself out of this now you're talking
Speaker 1: about I know Lester? Okay, okay, Lester is the person
Speaker 1: to tell me to call you. This is nephew Timmy
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Brenda. Your boy Lester in the
Speaker 1: parking lot got me the frank call. I brought the
Speaker 1: lockdown out of you? Man? Did I bring the lockdown
Speaker 1: out of strangle? Lester? Y'all got me out here to
Speaker 1: talk directless? I should pass it over here this hanging there, bro,
Speaker 1: and then do this for me. Man, tell me this.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land. Man, it's Steve Harvey Radio. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: if you see somebody Sunday pull up in a van,
Speaker 1: show him some love, Baby, show him some love. I
Speaker 1: might have to call out this week, but my heart
Speaker 1: can take it. I think I did that thing right now.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You know I preached to
Speaker 1: say they preached that thing this morning. I pranked that
Speaker 1: thing this morning. You hear me praising worship time, guys,
Speaker 1: Come on here, sar pranking worship. Franking, pranking worship boy.
Speaker 1: I might have some if passes around the globe. Let
Speaker 1: me come and do Frank and worship that right there, right, nephew,
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: The subject for today is He's never ever please. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
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