WEBVTT - Church Parking Lot

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is get this guy's he's never ever pleased ever. No, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll find out what that's all about in just a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now the nephew is here with today's prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call. What you got for us? Now, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know yet. I'm trying to go through my archives here, Charlene.

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<v Speaker 1>Find something. Uh, still dealing with that whole school roller decks,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you? Yeah? Yeah, that's all my stuff written day

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<v Speaker 1>today and nothing online, nothing, Junior, Right, this is all filed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like library. These pranks all a file. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. This is when you when you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the what's that thing you used to go

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<v Speaker 1>to in the library and they, oh my god, what

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<v Speaker 1>is that call? Yeah called catalog? Yeah, pull it up

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a screen. That first time we was really

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the screen right there. That's that right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, it's those kind of our chives. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's those kind of our gives. But anyway, that's right

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<v Speaker 1>here is church parking lot, Church parking lot. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at it right here in the files church parking lot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's written in pencil with a number two pencils Church.

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<v Speaker 1>They represents from Trump. Understand he got a prank in here?

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<v Speaker 1>What is he doing with a prank in now? Church

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot? Let's go cat do. Oh yeah, Brendan, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach you. How you doing? Uh, Brent,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wanna make sure I got the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the person that you work at. The First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I go to uh my name, my name, Calvin Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>Calvin Brother. I go to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church

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<v Speaker 1>where yeah, yeah, so everything already, everything's fine. That well,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little issue and I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of it. Now. You work in the

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<v Speaker 1>full service start. You work in the parking lot on yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you tell people what the park and stuff? Right

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<v Speaker 1>right right? What are you looking for? Some employment? You

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<v Speaker 1>want to you want to join us? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>to see the issue I got, man, I've been dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with this probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I'm trying to tea So the problem is

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<v Speaker 1>when I come to the church. Last couple of months, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been I've been coming like my my my my

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<v Speaker 1>regular card and broke down on me. So I had

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<v Speaker 1>I got an old van. I've been here about that. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got ovand and I've been using to

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<v Speaker 1>get around in so now for the last two months,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been riding in it when I come into the church.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you and I find out who you were,

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<v Speaker 1>But you keep sending me to the back of the

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot. And then but you know I noticed, now,

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<v Speaker 1>no bro, not on the reel. So you're sending me

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<v Speaker 1>to the back, and I'm noticing when I see cars.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like two thousand teen, two thousand fifteen. We'll listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have new uh set place where we put

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<v Speaker 1>model car. You know, I just I just direct the traffic. Brother, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So so you're trying to tell me for the last

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<v Speaker 1>two months you just direct traffic, but you got but

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<v Speaker 1>you directed me to the back every time. But a

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<v Speaker 1>car behind me or car in front of me, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be going to the front. Where you getting this information

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<v Speaker 1>from me? I just I didn't seen you man or

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<v Speaker 1>send people to the front to park. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>you do no. I just I just put you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the bigger vehicles in the in the back and uh certain,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's really no scatter. If you come in,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just direct you to the right of

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<v Speaker 1>the left. It's really nothing to it. Really, So you're

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to say, so my my van being a

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<v Speaker 1>raggedy ain't the reason why I'm being Oh bro, no, bro, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's not what we're about. Now. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you feel that way. I mean, so I guess this Sunday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell me. I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael makes no. No, let me tell you right now

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<v Speaker 1>when my van pulled up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, if I get sent to the back,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be gonna no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to

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<v Speaker 1>the back. Now, you don't have to cut for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just calm down. It's it's not it's not that serious. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it is that serious, because see what's I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I got a ragget ass, and I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that, but I see that's the reason why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting sent to the back. And I know it

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<v Speaker 1>because the car I had before y'all were sending me

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<v Speaker 1>up front, so already. No, I'm just saying. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, Brendon, I'm telling you right now, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a problem if I get sent to the back. Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>You just singled me out. And no, no, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't single you out. You You are the person

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<v Speaker 1>that has been sending me to the back, dude, No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. Hey, man, why do you keep why why

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<v Speaker 1>are you sending Why are you accusing me? I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got because I didn't seen it. No you are. You're

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<v Speaker 1>calling me. You're calling me out of the blue, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're accused me of something that I'm not doing it. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you just sent my ragged ass may into the back.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,

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<v Speaker 1>you have done it. Yes, yes you have. You sent

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<v Speaker 1>all the pretty cards up front, that's what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I tell you what comes suddenly gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>problem threatening me. I mean now, now, listen, we we

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<v Speaker 1>can meet up at it. We can meet up there

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<v Speaker 1>before any cards get there. How about that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care how you want to do it, Brandon, you actually

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<v Speaker 1>do know how you want to do, so bring it then. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm letting you know my card, yea, my van, gonna

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<v Speaker 1>build front give given it's me and you. How about

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<v Speaker 1>that you want you want? You want to talk tough

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<v Speaker 1>tony stuff? Oh okay, so you are you swatting at up? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You're all right? So now like you already did so,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm matching. Okay, well, no problem, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my

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<v Speaker 1>phone and threaten me and tell me what you what

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<v Speaker 1>you think I did? When I didn't do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you, man, you've been sending me to the damn

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<v Speaker 1>back man, passed what you thought? Okay, what it is? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan, it's

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<v Speaker 1>what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't see you

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Okay, you know you know what you got working?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what you come Sunday. That's that's damn

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<v Speaker 1>brend No, no, no, no, no, no, no. How about

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing right now? What you mean what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing right now? I'm at work right now? Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>you at work calling me about some Bulls parking spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, oh look at the custom Christian. Now look

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<v Speaker 1>at you know, look at the customer. You know, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact. You Okay, if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. We'll be yet. Okay. That's one thing

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna do is disrespect me. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>that right now. Brother Calvin, you bring him, fold you

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<v Speaker 1>like a wet piece of paper. You don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>you finding with. Okay, I didn't been locked up six

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<v Speaker 1>seven years. I'm just being a chick, try and get

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<v Speaker 1>my life together. And you think you're just gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me. You got another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that right now. So if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get it on, meet me in the parking lot right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I give you an hour to get there tonight. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to scare me with your with your background,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not you're trying to scare me with your background

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<v Speaker 1>or something like ever. Then you I ain't know you

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<v Speaker 1>have been in jail. What's the wrong one. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say this is do you know Lester that that

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<v Speaker 1>also let he also had the cars parking. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>try to buy yourself out of this now you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about I know Lester? Okay, okay, Lester is the person

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me to call you. This is nephew Timmy

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<v Speaker 1>from the Steve Harby Brenda. Your boy Lester in the

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot got me the frank call. I brought the

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<v Speaker 1>lockdown out of you? Man? Did I bring the lockdown

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<v Speaker 1>out of strangle? Lester? Y'all got me out here to

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<v Speaker 1>talk directless? I should pass it over here this hanging there, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>and then do this for me. Man, tell me this.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Man, it's Steve Harvey Radio. Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>if you see somebody Sunday pull up in a van,

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<v Speaker 1>show him some love, Baby, show him some love. I

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<v Speaker 1>might have to call out this week, but my heart

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<v Speaker 1>can take it. I think I did that thing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. You know I preached to

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<v Speaker 1>say they preached that thing this morning. I pranked that

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<v Speaker 1>thing this morning. You hear me praising worship time, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Come on here, sar pranking worship. Franking, pranking worship boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I might have some if passes around the globe. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me come and do Frank and worship that right there, right, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject for today is He's never ever please. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it right after this. You're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>same morning show.