1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: the subject is get this guy's he's never ever pleased ever. No, uh, 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about in just a minute. 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank 6 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now, I don't 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: know yet. I'm trying to go through my archives here, Charlene. 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: Find something. Uh, still dealing with that whole school roller decks, 9 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: aren't you? Yeah? Yeah, that's all my stuff written day 10 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: today and nothing online, nothing, Junior, Right, this is all filed. 11 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: This is like library. These pranks all a file. You 12 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. This is when you when you 13 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: go to the what's that thing you used to go 14 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: to in the library and they, oh my god, what 15 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: is that call? Yeah called catalog? Yeah, pull it up 16 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: and it's a screen. That first time we was really 17 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: looking at the screen right there. That's that right there. 18 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: But anyway, it's those kind of our chives. Okay, okay, 19 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: it's those kind of our gives. But anyway, that's right 20 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: here is church parking lot, Church parking lot. I'm looking 21 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: at it right here in the files church parking lot. Okay, 22 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: it's written in pencil with a number two pencils Church. 23 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: They represents from Trump. Understand he got a prank in here? 24 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: What is he doing with a prank in now? Church 25 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: parking lot? Let's go cat do. Oh yeah, Brendan, Hey, 26 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. How you doing? Uh, Brent, 27 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: I don't wanna make sure I got the right person. 28 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: You're the person that you work at. The First of all, 29 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: I go to uh my name, my name, Calvin Brother, 30 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: Calvin Brother. I go to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church 31 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: where yeah, yeah, so everything already, everything's fine. That well, 32 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: I got a little issue and I'm trying to get 33 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. Now. You work in the 34 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: full service start. You work in the parking lot on yeah, yeah, 35 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 1: and you tell people what the park and stuff? Right 36 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: right right? What are you looking for? Some employment? You 37 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: want to you want to join us? No? No, no, 38 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,119 Speaker 1: to see the issue I got, man, I've been dealing 39 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: with this probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay, 40 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,679 Speaker 1: hold on, I'm trying to tea So the problem is 41 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: when I come to the church. Last couple of months, man, 42 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: I've been I've been coming like my my my my 43 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: regular card and broke down on me. So I had 44 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: I got an old van. I've been here about that. Yeah, yeah, 45 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: you know, I got ovand and I've been using to 46 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: get around in so now for the last two months, 47 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 1: I've been riding in it when I come into the church. 48 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,119 Speaker 1: You know you and I find out who you were, 49 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: But you keep sending me to the back of the 50 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: parking lot. And then but you know I noticed, now, 51 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: no bro, not on the reel. So you're sending me 52 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 1: to the back, and I'm noticing when I see cars. 53 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: That's like two thousand teen, two thousand fifteen. We'll listen. 54 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 1: We don't have new uh set place where we put 55 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: model car. You know, I just I just direct the traffic. Brother, Okay, 56 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: So so you're trying to tell me for the last 57 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: two months you just direct traffic, but you got but 58 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: you directed me to the back every time. But a 59 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: car behind me or car in front of me, it'll 60 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: be going to the front. Where you getting this information 61 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: from me? I just I didn't seen you man or 62 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: send people to the front to park. I haven't seen 63 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: you do no. I just I just put you know, 64 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: the bigger vehicles in the in the back and uh certain, 65 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: you know, it's really no scatter. If you come in, 66 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: I just I just direct you to the right of 67 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: the left. It's really nothing to it. Really, So you're 68 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: not trying to say, so my my van being a 69 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: raggedy ain't the reason why I'm being Oh bro, no, bro, no, no, no, 70 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: I know that's not what we're about. Now. I'm sorry 71 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,840 Speaker 1: you feel that way. I mean, so I guess this Sunday. Yeah, 72 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 1: let me tell me. I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday, 73 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: Michael makes no. No, let me tell you right now 74 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: when my van pulled up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell 75 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: you right now, if I get sent to the back, 76 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be gonna no, 77 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to 78 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: the back. Now, you don't have to cut for it. 79 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 1: Just just calm down. It's it's not it's not that serious. No, 80 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: it is that serious, because see what's I don't know. 81 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: I know I got a ragget ass, and I know that. 82 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: I know that, but I see that's the reason why 83 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: I'm getting sent to the back. And I know it 84 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: because the car I had before y'all were sending me 85 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: up front, so already. No, I'm just saying. I'm telling 86 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: you right now, Brendon, I'm telling you right now, it's 87 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: gonna be a problem if I get sent to the back. Brother. 88 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: You just singled me out. And no, no, you know 89 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: I didn't single you out. You You are the person 90 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: that has been sending me to the back, dude, No, No, 91 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: I haven't. Hey, man, why do you keep why why 92 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: are you sending Why are you accusing me? I ain't 93 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: got because I didn't seen it. No you are. You're 94 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: calling me. You're calling me out of the blue, and 95 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: you're accused me of something that I'm not doing it. No, no, 96 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: you just sent my ragged ass may into the back. 97 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,479 Speaker 1: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan, 98 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 1: you have done it. Yes, yes you have. You sent 99 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: all the pretty cards up front, that's what you're doing. 100 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: But I tell you what comes suddenly gonna be a 101 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: problem threatening me. I mean now, now, listen, we we 102 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: can meet up at it. We can meet up there 103 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: before any cards get there. How about that. I don't 104 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: care how you want to do it, Brandon, you actually 105 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: do know how you want to do, so bring it then. Okay, 106 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: I'm letting you know my card, yea, my van, gonna 107 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: build front give given it's me and you. How about 108 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: that you want you want? You want to talk tough 109 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: tony stuff? Oh okay, so you are you swatting at up? Now? 110 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: You're all right? So now like you already did so, 111 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: I guess I'm matching. Okay, well, no problem, I'm gonna 112 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,040 Speaker 1: call listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my 113 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: phone and threaten me and tell me what you what 114 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: you think I did? When I didn't do it. I 115 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,159 Speaker 1: told you, man, you've been sending me to the damn 116 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,960 Speaker 1: back man, passed what you thought? Okay, what it is? No, 117 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan, it's 118 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't see you 119 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: right now? Okay, you know you know what you got working? 120 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you come Sunday. That's that's damn 121 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: brend No, no, no, no, no, no, no. How about 122 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: what you're doing right now? What you mean what I'm 123 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,040 Speaker 1: doing right now? I'm at work right now? Oh so 124 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,359 Speaker 1: you at work calling me about some Bulls parking spot. 125 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh look at the custom Christian. Now look 126 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,280 Speaker 1: at you know, look at the customer. You know, no, no, 127 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: a matter of fact. You Okay, if you want to 128 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 1: do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't 129 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 1: I don't care. We'll be yet. Okay. That's one thing 130 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: you're not gonna do is disrespect me. I'm telling you 131 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: that right now. Brother Calvin, you bring him, fold you 132 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: like a wet piece of paper. You don't know who 133 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: you finding with. Okay, I didn't been locked up six 134 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: seven years. I'm just being a chick, try and get 135 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: my life together. And you think you're just gonna talk 136 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: to me. You got another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna 137 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: tell you that right now. So if you want to 138 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: get it on, meet me in the parking lot right now. 139 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: I give you an hour to get there tonight. Now 140 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: you're trying to scare me with your with your background, 141 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 1: I'm not you're trying to scare me with your background 142 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: or something like ever. Then you I ain't know you 143 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: have been in jail. What's the wrong one. I'm just 144 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: gonna say this is do you know Lester that that 145 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,160 Speaker 1: also let he also had the cars parking. Would you 146 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 1: try to buy yourself out of this now you're talking 147 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: about I know Lester? Okay, okay, Lester is the person 148 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: to tell me to call you. This is nephew Timmy 149 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Brenda. Your boy Lester in the 150 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: parking lot got me the frank call. I brought the 151 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: lockdown out of you? Man? Did I bring the lockdown 152 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 1: out of strangle? Lester? Y'all got me out here to 153 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: talk directless? I should pass it over here this hanging there, bro, 154 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: and then do this for me. Man, tell me this. 155 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 156 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 1: show in the land. Man, it's Steve Harvey Radio. Hey, man, 157 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: if you see somebody Sunday pull up in a van, 158 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,439 Speaker 1: show him some love, Baby, show him some love. I 159 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,960 Speaker 1: might have to call out this week, but my heart 160 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 1: can take it. I think I did that thing right now. 161 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,439 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You know I preached to 162 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 1: say they preached that thing this morning. I pranked that 163 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: thing this morning. You hear me praising worship time, guys, 164 00:08:54,720 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: Come on here, sar pranking worship. Franking, pranking worship boy. 165 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: I might have some if passes around the globe. Let 166 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: me come and do Frank and worship that right there, right, nephew, 167 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter. 168 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,079 Speaker 1: The subject for today is He's never ever please. We'll 169 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,559 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the 170 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,080 Speaker 1: same morning show.