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Speaker 1: Imagine you come home from work one day, you open

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Speaker 1: the cabinet under your kitchen sink and find the cutest

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Speaker 1: little nest of cockroaches, Oh, having the time of their lives. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, your natural instinct is to legally adopt them

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Speaker 1: and knit them tiny little onesies so they don't get

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Speaker 1: cold under there.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is kind of cute.

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Speaker 1: But some lady when she saw hers, freaked out and

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Speaker 1: decided to call up an exterminator. Yeah, it's extreme. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Now the city is going to have to get involved

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Speaker 1: for a reason that she never saw coming. It's your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right.

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Speaker 3: Now, working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this carrot?

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Speaker 3: This is she Ma asked.

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Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Dirk Kurdle. Dirk, you recently reported a

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Speaker 2: cockroach infestation at your home? Correct?

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes, Sorry, I just didn't recognize the number.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, sorry, I'm calling from the city. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to update you on the situation. If

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Speaker 2: that's okay. Do you have a second I.

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Speaker 3: Guess I didn't realize the city got involved just because

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Speaker 3: I called the exterminator.

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Speaker 2: Well, we kind of had to get involved.

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Speaker 3: Why.

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Speaker 2: Apparently the exterminators found that the breed of cockroach in

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Speaker 2: your home is the red speckled dancing cockroach.

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Speaker 1: What I know, amazing?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I would use the word amazing

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Speaker 3: and think the word scary is more like it.

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Speaker 2: Now they're on the endangered species list, which is what

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Speaker 2: makes it a city matter. Now, uh uh, because they're endangered,

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Speaker 2: stop it. We're actually not allowed to come in and

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Speaker 2: exterminate them.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you can't exterminate them?

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Speaker 2: Well, they're endangered, so they need our help rather than

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Speaker 2: us to you know, to kill them.

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Speaker 3: This has got to be like some kind of joke, right,

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's no way this is real.

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Speaker 2: I wish I understand and it was a joke. That

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Speaker 2: would be a hilarious joke. Honestly, that's brilliant. But no,

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately they are protected by laws.

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Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to

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Speaker 3: just live with these cockroaches? It's gonna be out of

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Speaker 3: your mind?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say with, I would say adjacent.

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Speaker 3: No, No, Well, what we can.

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Speaker 2: Do is set up a fully functioning cockroach apartment.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, just on.

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Speaker 2: The east side of your home.

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Speaker 3: This is ridiculous. I'm going to call somebody else because

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Speaker 3: it can't possibly have a roach apartment.

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Speaker 2: I get what you're saying completely, but according to the law,

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Speaker 2: we need to provide housing for these.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying, this is the cockroaches. You can spray it

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Speaker 3: with a cann of raid and they'll still crawl up

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Speaker 3: your walls.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna pretend that you didn't say that, because

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Speaker 2: if the authorities found out what you just said, you

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Speaker 2: would get arrested.

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Speaker 3: I would be arrested for killing a bug that has

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Speaker 3: invaded my home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you have to remember we're not just talking

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Speaker 2: about bugs here. It's the red speckled dancing cockroach. And

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Speaker 2: think about it. Once we get these cockroach condos installed,

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Speaker 2: your problem will go away.

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Speaker 3: You have a name for this cockroach condo.

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Speaker 1: Pretty cute.

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Speaker 2: It's a pretty smart name. I actually came up with. Well,

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Speaker 2: I helped. I helped come up with the name of it.

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Speaker 3: You are a moron.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that.

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Speaker 3: I would. You're building condos for insects. They were interesting

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Speaker 3: my whole there's susy creatures giving the down my house.

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Speaker 2: Picture them as any animal, like when you'd see at

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Speaker 2: the zoo. If it was an elephant, you wouldn't mind

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Speaker 2: an elephant condo by your house, would you?

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Speaker 3: You know what I think. I think you hit your

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Speaker 3: head when you were a kid, when you were a teenager,

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Speaker 3: when you were an adult. Must of the time.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that I called into a psychic.

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Speaker 3: How did you know that I'm not a psychic, dummy?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense. If you were psychic, you would

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Speaker 2: know that this was a prank phone call, and then

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't even be this upset. No. Uh, your nephew

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Speaker 2: Evan set you up. He said that you recently called

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Speaker 2: an exterminator because you have a big cockroach problem. Kill him.

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Speaker 3: So pleasefully that you aren't really with the city, right.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not with the city. I'm on a show

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Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a morning

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Speaker 2: radio show. And yes, this is a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Just gave me a heart attack. I think my blood

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Speaker 3: pressure is like twenty degrees about where it's supposed to be.

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Speaker 2: Well when I make it rich on cockroach condos. Guess

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Speaker 2: who I'm calling back to bragg.

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Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are psychic. Oh you're psychic. Hang on,

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Speaker 2: I gotta hang up the phone man oh broke in

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties