Speaker 1: There was a problem.
Speaker 2: We're taking mud.
Speaker 3: We have done it. We've resumed Two Cool Moms.
Speaker 1: I am Joe Gatto, I am Steve Burn and two
Speaker 1: Cool Moms is back.
Speaker 2: We are back, baby.
Speaker 3: Hello, how are you? I'll see you.
Speaker 2: It's great to be back in the co pilot chair
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: This is fantastic. Yeah, it's been too long.
Speaker 2: Look at the ambiance. Where are we, Joseph.
Speaker 3: This is so beautiful. This is Look. You've got this.
Speaker 2: We've got this. We got here, we got a little
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: This guy's here. These weren't arms. We borrowed these from
Speaker 3: somebody that.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, you told me, hey, Steve, bring some
Speaker 2: things from yes, to decorate the set, bring something significant,
Speaker 2: something from home. I toiled with this.
Speaker 3: Oh I did.
Speaker 2: I spent quite a bit of time.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, a fancy for to take a look. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's see now that this is authentic, Yeah, authentic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's been a fairly family heirloom. Can you take
Speaker 2: the tag off? We've had the fair that's a family heirloom.
Speaker 2: We've had that in the family guards. Yeah. So my
Speaker 2: mom got that when she first came to the States,
Speaker 2: obviously years ago.
Speaker 3: Did you want to keep the tag for it then, just.
Speaker 2: In case, I'll return it. Yeah, and we're just like
Speaker 2: you know, whatever they see where these go?
Speaker 3: You know? Oh and this was you told me your
Speaker 3: grandma that brought this over.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's what she came over from. That's authentic.
Speaker 3: The price tag. She even get the price tag on it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you paid twallet for this jail.
Speaker 2: Keep the receipt please, thank you. And that that's also
Speaker 2: here on set.
Speaker 3: Good good, You really dove into the duck theme.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Look, I didn't just go in the store and go
Speaker 2: to one section. I went through the whole I went
Speaker 2: through the whole store. So there we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, and yeah, I got some tick tacks. Yes, in
Speaker 3: case you want to stay fresh.
Speaker 2: Oh, and that's we're kicking it off.
Speaker 3: There's no receipt. Okay, it's no receipt.
Speaker 2: God damn it. I just want to keep it minty.
Speaker 3: Fresh, a MINTI fresh set look good, bring a.
Speaker 2: Good vibe and energy to the room. By the way,
Speaker 2: feel free to dig in.
Speaker 1: I uh, I asked you to do one thing.
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't schedule it, you don't edit it, you don't
Speaker 1: even open the emails.
Speaker 2: I ask you.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm speaking.
Speaker 1: I ask you, and I toiled with asking you to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you know what's gonna be a fun set?
Speaker 3: Brings some stuff? Got ya?
Speaker 1: That's what I can open the text. Got ya, that's
Speaker 1: what you said. Okay, got ya. So you went We're
Speaker 1: in Times Square, obviously, and you went to the Times
Speaker 1: Square duck hut.
Speaker 3: I guess the New York duck cut. I'm assuming you
Speaker 3: spend forty seven dollars. Uh.
Speaker 2: By the way, not far off forty five really, And
Speaker 2: when he was ringing up, I was like, motherfucking But
Speaker 2: at the same time, I was thinking, well, this will
Speaker 2: be fun.
Speaker 3: For this would be great. It's worth a joke. You
Speaker 3: didn't want to did you forget to bring something? Yes?
Speaker 3: That was right, right? So okay that's what it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think gotcha. I'm not sure if you know,
Speaker 2: but okay. So the night before I flew here, I
Speaker 2: was doing my show at Zany's. Yeah, and it's a
Speaker 2: CrowdWork show. So I do the series Steve Byrne versus
Speaker 2: New York or Nashville, right, Villa will punch up bluff,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, And so doing the show, and these
Speaker 2: guys read Clinch Red Clay Strays. Their tour manager reached
Speaker 2: out and said, hey, they're gonna come down. And they're
Speaker 2: a phenomenal band, phenomenal country like just root, classic roots,
Speaker 2: no production, huge production, just like bass, guitar, drums, vocals.
Speaker 2: These guys are amazing. So they come and I'm like excited.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, it's pretty cool. They're going to spend
Speaker 2: their off day coming to see me. This is very flattering.
Speaker 2: And then before I got there, and mind you, I
Speaker 2: haven't had a drink in a month. I've been keeping
Speaker 2: it nice and clean. I'm not vegan, but I've been
Speaker 2: keeping it nice and clean and keep it in check.
Speaker 2: And then I get a call from Joe DeRosa who's
Speaker 2: on a tour bus with Bert Kreischer, and they say
Speaker 2: we're coming in tonight, be ready, and be ready means hydrate.
Speaker 2: So anytime Bert's around, it just goes off the rail.
Speaker 2: So the night just kept happening. Surprise a surprise, I
Speaker 2: do my thing. Chris Kirkpatrick from en Sync is there.
Speaker 2: I bring him up with Bert or he just came.
Speaker 2: He came in and we met at a Steeler's function
Speaker 2: well from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: Greg. He comes down.
Speaker 2: We sing a country song together on stage, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun. And then I do
Speaker 2: my set. Chris Kirkpatrick came up for sausage party, and
Speaker 2: then I go over the door. I'm like, you guys
Speaker 2: want to surprise tonight. I open up the door, I
Speaker 2: go des DeRosa comes out, DeRosa introduces Kreischer. Then Kreischer
Speaker 2: in use is Nate Barghetsi and now all of us
Speaker 2: are on stage together. And the night just took right off.
Speaker 2: So we had multiple drinks that evening. I got as
Speaker 2: I'm coming home, my flight got bump back, which I
Speaker 2: told and then I was like, all right, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna I was gonna pack when I got home. I'll
Speaker 2: just pack in the morning. So there's a long story.
Speaker 3: Hence the ducks. Hence the ducks. So the ducks names
Speaker 3: of Bert, Joe, and Nate. Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the title of this episode. Hence the ducks
Speaker 2: hens the ducks. Yeah, So I apologize about that because
Speaker 2: you did tell me. And I set aside things in
Speaker 2: my office to put my suitcase to bring to decorate.
Speaker 1: I can't wait till next time when you bring everything
Speaker 1: or have the excuse story to tell me why you
Speaker 1: didn't bring them, because that's likely what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: But I'm excited about it.
Speaker 1: I actually got the direct Chris Kirkpatrick in a little
Speaker 1: short film written by Brian Q quinn and Savakanda Cold
Speaker 1: Pinky Poketo Bendido is Dead.
Speaker 3: And I did it in two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: Really yeah.
Speaker 1: I flew in because they their director fell off and
Speaker 1: they needed somebody. They had everything lined up in the
Speaker 1: head Kirkpatrick and they said Joey, you know, and so
Speaker 1: I said, off flying home and I did it and
Speaker 1: I directed it for them, and I got to direct
Speaker 1: Chris Kirkpatrick and Sal and Q in this short film
Speaker 1: which we'll never see the light of day. Really, Oh,
Speaker 1: it was horrendous. I think it came. I think it's
Speaker 1: one of those things that didn't you know, just age weird.
Speaker 1: I forgot even what the storyline was. It was on
Speaker 1: about like no, it was Q and Sal's and I
Speaker 1: think they've put it in the vault somewhere. Q might
Speaker 1: have it somewhere. I should talk to him to see
Speaker 1: if I'll release it. But it was like they were
Speaker 1: on a date and booths together with separate girls, and
Speaker 1: something happens when somebody goes to the the girls go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and then they start fighting with each other.
Speaker 3: A full feud. Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 1: I just remember, but it was we were young in
Speaker 1: our careers and we weren't very savvy seasoned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, it was fun. I remember. I remember that.
Speaker 3: I haven't thought of Chris since that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have weird even during Trolls.
Speaker 3: The trolls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every every kids movie that comes out. You were
Speaker 2: at the premiere of it, and I'm like, me and
Speaker 2: my kids are just going to go to a normal
Speaker 2: movie theater and rubbed shoulders with the stars, all of them.
Speaker 3: Man, I can get you a list.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing to do, hands out, going to
Speaker 1: movie premiere is my favorite thing.
Speaker 3: And my daughter's got the bug.
Speaker 2: Now, best movie premiere you've ever been to? Excluding jokers,
Speaker 2: because I'm sure that there's some that was mentality to
Speaker 2: serious hated wait that's your your movie is coming out.
Speaker 1: But it was so like the network put us like
Speaker 1: in the lobby of an AFC all. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: it was just everybody's crammed. We were allowed twelve people each,
Speaker 1: like it was so stupid, and my son had COVID,
Speaker 1: Like it was just it was like a thing and
Speaker 1: this is just yeah, just star pandemic.
Speaker 3: We didn't know it was COVID.
Speaker 2: Then you were you were one of the last.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my son was the outbreak.
Speaker 1: Monkett started the lockdown Nation zero.
Speaker 3: You were you were at the premiere? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you didn't come.
Speaker 2: Wasn't invited people. I never I never get invited any premieres.
Speaker 1: But premiers are great, I said, I would say my first,
Speaker 1: like big one was Wonder Woman, right and what a
Speaker 1: which was such a cool one because it was such
Speaker 1: a big deal.
Speaker 3: But I remember I've probably had gone.
Speaker 1: To some before that, but I remember Wonder Woman being
Speaker 1: one and for my plus one, actually I think I
Speaker 1: brought Justin.
Speaker 3: I think Justin was my plus one.
Speaker 1: The kid was our Hey DJ, Hey DJ came out
Speaker 1: and he and it was such a really, really cool premiere.
Speaker 1: But I had been able to visit that set. I
Speaker 1: saw the movie, and then I hung out and met
Speaker 1: Patty Jenkins after I had met her before, and then
Speaker 1: just met and hung out and had so much fun
Speaker 1: at that premiere.
Speaker 3: That was a big one for me.
Speaker 1: I know you guys are friends, yes, yes, great. And
Speaker 1: then the other one was Spider Man was unbelievable. Tom
Speaker 1: Hollands first Spider Man Wow, which was And those Marvel
Speaker 1: ones are are crazy. But I did get to steal
Speaker 1: my daughter to go to see Boss Baby two. And
Speaker 1: it took her like a date. And she was only
Speaker 1: like four, I think when it came out and we
Speaker 1: had time to kill right, and so we went and
Speaker 1: we got there and because we got into the city earlier,
Speaker 1: and we went and had sushi across the street and
Speaker 1: I went on like.
Speaker 3: A little date with my daughter. Oh that's great. Really,
Speaker 3: Now me and her to do all this sort of
Speaker 3: stuff together, which is so fun.
Speaker 2: Is she finally or she's obviously old er. Is she
Speaker 2: at the age now where she's starting to put it together?
Speaker 2: Like this is pretty cool. This is like a lot
Speaker 2: of kids don't.
Speaker 3: Get to do it.
Speaker 1: He takes the experience and I don't even know if
Speaker 1: she's comparing herselves with other kids, but she takes the
Speaker 1: experiences in which is great. Like we're going to Columbus,
Speaker 1: Ohio in two days ago see AJR the AJR brother
Speaker 1: Concert Oh that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was supposed to.
Speaker 1: Go here in Connecticut and I had to have hernia
Speaker 1: surgery and I wasn't up to par to travel just
Speaker 1: me and her.
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna be jumping around this
Speaker 1: concert three days after getting stitched up in the bellies
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm fresh. I still got this,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess still got the stitch in. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do it. So we're going
Speaker 1: and I'm actually flying with her. We're gonna go stay
Speaker 1: over in Columbus and then go to the concert.
Speaker 2: And do you remember the last show we did together?
Speaker 3: Oh so funny.
Speaker 2: You were wrap old Joe Gaddle comedy tour. I couldn't
Speaker 2: believe you even did these shows. People don't understand you
Speaker 2: were in serious pain prior to and as soon as
Speaker 2: you were done with the show. You're the most jovial
Speaker 2: human being. Nobody hides. You're so good at compartmentalizing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you could have a devastating personal thing happened to you
Speaker 2: and nobody would ever know. And you know, every show
Speaker 2: we'd ever do, you'd walk in. You're gracious to security,
Speaker 2: You're gracious to the people, run in the house, the
Speaker 2: sound guy, whatever. You're so kind and sweet. That was
Speaker 2: the only time I ever saw you where you were
Speaker 2: like as soon as the show was over, you got back,
Speaker 2: you pulled your pants down, get an ice bag. You
Speaker 2: look miserable. And I took a picture of you into
Speaker 2: the scale. One of my favorite pictures I've ever had
Speaker 2: of you, because it's because you're looking dead at me,
Speaker 2: but you're so honest. It's just like, I've never seen
Speaker 2: him like this.
Speaker 3: You know what, the worst you have, the show you have,
Speaker 3: the you have.
Speaker 1: That's so funny because you sent me we should put
Speaker 1: up aside by side of the picture. After my first
Speaker 1: set ever, Oh yeah, dad was not a comedy, right,
Speaker 1: I did it And.
Speaker 3: It's from Appleton, Wisconsin, because you're with me.
Speaker 1: And then the last show, Yeah, and I look withered.
Speaker 1: I look I was at the first one. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I did it, and the seconde like I did it.
Speaker 3: I just got out.
Speaker 2: But it's interesting because you know, you take a picture
Speaker 2: some of you, Oh you just you know, most people
Speaker 2: just smile. You put on a smile in that picture. Though,
Speaker 2: backstage in Wisconsin, that picture I did capture it's not
Speaker 2: just you smiling. You can see there's some resonance of
Speaker 2: like pride in it. Yeah, you took forty five minutes
Speaker 2: on stage for the first time ever going solo. And
Speaker 2: there's a different smile in that picture. Because we've got
Speaker 2: thousands of pictures together on tour.
Speaker 3: That but the crown in the other.
Speaker 2: My god, but to be there for the first and
Speaker 2: then the last, I got to put those side. I'll
Speaker 2: send them to you. Ye oh, my god, they're great.
Speaker 3: It's so bad. So you can see it on me. No,
Speaker 3: theres no hide in it.
Speaker 1: It was so funny because we didn't even have if
Speaker 1: you I don't know if you remember, we didn't have
Speaker 1: an ice pack.
Speaker 3: So Shae was with us and I said, Shay, she goes,
Speaker 3: what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I say, I say, need ice, And she just went
Speaker 1: we had done the shopping right whether she went and
Speaker 1: got like the snacks of the green room and she
Speaker 1: had a plastic bag and she went and asked him
Speaker 1: that had ice, And she cracked ice trays into the
Speaker 1: plastic bag from like shop right or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: And I just saw a plastic bag of house ice inside.
Speaker 3: My hates.
Speaker 2: Great show biz.
Speaker 3: Oh that's biz. That's a biz.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 1: I was driving here and I thought of something and
Speaker 1: that it was interesting because I was like, I've never
Speaker 1: seen this, I've never done this, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: ask you. I saw a girl crossing the stree where
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in traffic in New York City, right. I
Speaker 1: saw a girl across the street and she was just
Speaker 1: full blown crying in public, crossing the street by herself,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, that woman's going through a lot.
Speaker 1: I was like, but also like, I don't know anything's
Speaker 1: ever happened to me that I would just continue my
Speaker 1: day and be.
Speaker 3: Crying, like in my commute and just walking.
Speaker 1: She wasn't even on the phone riding, she was just
Speaker 1: crying walking yeah, and pardon me. Wanted to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should ask her if she needs anything. So my
Speaker 1: question for you is, if you're that person that's crying
Speaker 1: in the street, do you want a stranger to.
Speaker 3: Come up to you and be like, Hey, what's the matter,
Speaker 3: or are you like, leave me the hell alone.
Speaker 2: I would assume that person's like leave me, leave me
Speaker 2: the hell alone, because obviously, if it's tapping into something
Speaker 2: that's resonant within your soul. That's that's bringing up that emotion.
Speaker 2: It's so personal, right, and you don't want somebody you
Speaker 2: have a complete stranger. And here's the thing about like
Speaker 2: in New York City, if she's hot, like every guy
Speaker 2: in the city's gonna be like, hey, you need some
Speaker 2: you know, And if you're not, it's just like she's
Speaker 2: just crying, which is which is sad because it's still
Speaker 2: just a human being that's going through something. But I
Speaker 2: think that's the instant natural thought that a guy would
Speaker 2: have in a joking kind of way. But have you
Speaker 2: ever I wouldn't want to bother someone, but you have
Speaker 2: such a you break barriers immediately. So I think that
Speaker 2: full shot a shop. First off, a complete stranger coming
Speaker 2: up to you and you're crying and going, hey are
Speaker 2: you okay? You'd be like wait what, But then you
Speaker 2: add the second layer, which you're so used to they
Speaker 2: put it together. It's Joe Gatto, What the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on here? Right?
Speaker 3: Did you say anything?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 3: No? I was driving and she was walking, so I
Speaker 3: was made things.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: ever had and I've been through some stuff, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever had a walking crying thing?
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a walking crying thing? I actually
Speaker 3: just remembered it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in public and just started crying?
Speaker 1: And I just remembered I had a walking crying thing
Speaker 1: in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: I just remembered it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I would I would never do that,
Speaker 3: but I did.
Speaker 1: I was seeing a girl and I had just moved
Speaker 1: back from la This is two thousand and five, and
Speaker 1: we had gotten together and I put together this whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I had gotten a hotel room and we went
Speaker 1: to see a play or whatever, and I went to
Speaker 1: Tiffany's and I had bought like the standard do you remember,
Speaker 1: like back in the day, there was that heart right
Speaker 1: that everybody you got, verybody I bought and then I
Speaker 1: you know, we we spent the night together in the
Speaker 1: hotel and then I gave it to her and she
Speaker 1: just was like, I can't accept this.
Speaker 3: It's I don't think we could be together. And I
Speaker 3: was like, and I.
Speaker 2: Sing, you guys hung out the night?
Speaker 3: Did yeah?
Speaker 1: And I started crying. She had just started seeing somebody.
Speaker 1: I think it was something and I had start because
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Moved back from laure and she and I.
Speaker 3: Had started crying and I was singing, Oh God, I
Speaker 3: was singing my.
Speaker 2: Girl, Oh my God, thank you. I quit. I don't
Speaker 2: know this person. I don't know this person. This is
Speaker 2: a stranger. Show me your identification. I don't know you.
Speaker 2: You were singing my girl in the.
Speaker 1: And then I had to walk to get my car,
Speaker 1: and I was crying still waiting in the vallet.
Speaker 3: I'm just remembering. I was this woman.
Speaker 2: Here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Nobody asked me if I was okay.
Speaker 2: As soon as we're done taping, you can see a
Speaker 2: half Asian crying walking to DeRosa's apartment going I can't
Speaker 2: believe in Prontal with that. I did see. I did
Speaker 2: see a woman cry one time in the street walking
Speaker 2: and I did. I did approach because great, I see
Speaker 2: that appening. You have you have therapist vibes. Well, I
Speaker 2: was in my young twenty you know, you don't know
Speaker 2: any better. So I was just like, oh, that's somebody's
Speaker 2: in need.
Speaker 3: I go over.
Speaker 2: I go, mister, you do you need anything? She goes,
Speaker 2: I'm okay. I'm like, okay, if you need anything, just
Speaker 2: I'm right here. She's like I just came from a
Speaker 2: show called Fresh Towels.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's your I just put that together.
Speaker 3: Tickets available, Ticket's always available. We got Jiggy with this.
Speaker 3: Now we have a jiggycam, which is amazing. Mark your guards.
Speaker 5: You're always on a mic too. I got so much
Speaker 5: flak on tour, like get a mic for the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah yes, but now people can visually see you. And
Speaker 2: my favorite line, my favorite line when I go on
Speaker 2: tour with you guys is my opening line. You know,
Speaker 2: I love it. It's my favorite line. I go ladies
Speaker 2: and gentlemen. How about it for Jiggy? Keep up with
Speaker 2: him on social media and that's Jiggy spell with an N.
Speaker 3: And my fit part is that normally there's two people
Speaker 3: like that in the audience at LAM and he goes ah,
Speaker 3: they get it.
Speaker 1: I you know, Marked your Guardian is now officially signed
Speaker 1: up for my new tour. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw the artwork. It's the let's get into a tour
Speaker 1: my new tour with Joe Gallice. Well you're there, but
Speaker 1: then Marked your Guardian, Yeah, Mark, Mark's big deal.
Speaker 3: Maybe be size eight nine. I pumped up to a
Speaker 3: nine because your name.
Speaker 2: Is so long, it's a crazy name. I still don't
Speaker 2: know how to spell it. Yeah, I've been friends with
Speaker 2: you for quite a few years now, and I still
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 3: I don't I know if I know your middle name Edward. Oh, Edward,
Speaker 3: that's right. Mark.
Speaker 2: It took me a year to learn to even know
Speaker 2: how to say it Edward. I mean, uh Ji, Guardian.
Speaker 2: It took me forever to put it all together. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know how to say it, so
Speaker 2: I just said, fuck it, I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna learn it.
Speaker 1: He also has forty seven emails that are still active.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you it all so and I type,
Speaker 1: I just type J I g in my like to say,
Speaker 1: like emails.
Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding. There's like nine emails.
Speaker 2: Coming back, a lot of email.
Speaker 5: I am very consistent with keeping Gmail, but I have
Speaker 5: like five different Gmail against you know, over the years.
Speaker 5: You're like, but they're dating by I've.
Speaker 2: Had the same email forever.
Speaker 3: I just had.
Speaker 1: I just did this thing where I signed the emails
Speaker 1: for my children because we got an Apple Watches and
Speaker 1: you had to send their iCloud. And I was like
Speaker 1: this is going to be their email for life, like
Speaker 1: thinking that, but I they could easily change it. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a big moment, right, So I
Speaker 1: had some fun ones lined up and my wife was like, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna use the name idiot, not gonna be silly
Speaker 1: Hampster twenty two.
Speaker 3: Cloud dot crop.
Speaker 5: You have numbers in your in your email, which is
Speaker 5: like a very Aol move of yeah, like that's very amateur, amateur.
Speaker 3: Well that's because there's a lot of Steve. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of Steve Burns.
Speaker 2: It's me blues clothes.
Speaker 3: Mark your guardian. I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2: But I marked your guardian one and no one would
Speaker 2: be like there's no two?
Speaker 3: Why yeah, why.
Speaker 5: Why stop giving away my emails? There's Mark Georgent one,
Speaker 5: two three. I have seven of.
Speaker 2: Them, seven emails and still tickets available. That's how pathetic
Speaker 2: it is. My son, by the way, is tapped into something.
Speaker 2: He you know when you got timing, right, you get timing.
Speaker 2: My son the other day, he uh, he leaves his
Speaker 2: cereal milk on the table all the time. I go,
Speaker 2: can't grab your milk, put in the sink and pour
Speaker 2: the milk out. I've told you a thousand times, go
Speaker 2: do it now. And he picks up his bowl milk
Speaker 2: and he looks at me and just goes.
Speaker 3: I've been up bed boy.
Speaker 2: And I fucking lost it, dude. I just bent over
Speaker 2: and I just kept crying laughing. And now he knows,
Speaker 2: he knows that's the thing. So I heard my wife
Speaker 2: yelling at it.
Speaker 3: Cat, I told you stop putting the towels on the ground.
Speaker 2: It's got to dry.
Speaker 3: Poke it on the hook.
Speaker 2: And I just hear I've been up be Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it is just brilliant to pull that out of the
Speaker 2: eighth after seeing it on a Looney Tunes cartoon. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's so funny. The best being a dad
Speaker 2: is best, So the best.
Speaker 3: That's great, man.
Speaker 2: But we are two cool moms and we're here to help.
Speaker 2: We're here to help. I want to ask you a
Speaker 2: quick question. Okay, do you remember that Kansas City chiefs kicker.
Speaker 3: He was Frank Dogado.
Speaker 2: Oh I forget. He was in the news like a
Speaker 2: month ago, and this made like the rounds, and there
Speaker 2: were people that are furious at him. But he was
Speaker 2: basically saying, you know, he was He was speaking at
Speaker 2: a Catholic university. He's Catholic, obviously, and he was saying,
Speaker 2: the greatest job a woman can to have is being
Speaker 2: a mother and a wife. And he was explaining that
Speaker 2: and then he said, you know, I'm here with the Chiefs.
Speaker 2: You know, I won a super Bowl, but the greatest
Speaker 2: job I've ever had is being a father and a husband.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, and when you hear it in context,
Speaker 2: I was like, absolutely, you know, I've I'm a comedian,
Speaker 2: I've done fun things most people would.
Speaker 3: Be countless films, television shows, countless can take it, still
Speaker 3: ail ticket, still a al punch up live.
Speaker 2: But I was listening to him and I'm like, this
Speaker 2: guy professionally has has hit the crescendo.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: He's on an air defining team, he's a kicker, he's
Speaker 2: got a Super Bowl ring maybe one or I think two,
Speaker 2: maybe the peak of his profession. And he's still saying,
Speaker 2: take us out all that being a father and a
Speaker 2: husband is the greatest job in the world. And I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that I agree with that, and I
Speaker 2: think my wife would agree with her greatest role as
Speaker 2: being a wife and a mother. And it got taken
Speaker 2: out of count and just it turned into a news story,
Speaker 2: you know, And I was just curious if you had
Speaker 2: come across or anything just as a parent. I think
Speaker 2: anybody who's a parent could could hear that and hear
Speaker 2: it and go yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know that the the title of that
Speaker 1: probably didn't say all that. You just said that's why.
Speaker 1: So that's why people get in feared, right. The title
Speaker 1: of the news story wasn't yeah, explained to that one.
Speaker 2: It was his picture and he's blown off on Twitter,
Speaker 2: like he tells he's basically telling women to get in
Speaker 2: a to make a sandwich. And it was like, I
Speaker 2: thought it was actually a really sweet sentiment.
Speaker 1: I think it's insightful if you're if you are, especially
Speaker 1: if you've concentrated a lot on your career like I had,
Speaker 1: and then shift your focus back to fatherhood and then
Speaker 1: realize the benefits of both. And I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: so I think that's that's a valid point. I would say,
Speaker 1: you know, fatherhood is probably the most rewarding thing.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, even more than you know.
Speaker 1: It's hard because like you think about everything that you've
Speaker 1: done and all that you've achieved, and I think that
Speaker 1: even if I can't eve imagine because we do like
Speaker 1: our jobs.
Speaker 3: But I can't even imagine people like that hate their jobs. Right,
Speaker 3: and then they're like.
Speaker 1: But at least I get to be a father, right,
Speaker 1: because there's that side of the coin too.
Speaker 3: Of course, people like that's the only enjoyment they get.
Speaker 3: You know, imagine if you if you go for two
Speaker 3: I mention if you hate kids and you're a real
Speaker 3: dumb fuck kid, just and like, daddy, I want to
Speaker 3: eat chalk. You're like, shut up.
Speaker 1: Just banging his head and he's like, you know, he's like,
Speaker 1: I've been a ben boy.
Speaker 2: I really had.
Speaker 3: He's not doing he's not doing it with he's not
Speaker 3: doing it with comedic timing. He's just been like I've
Speaker 3: been whoa, whoa she has a bow and arrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it could be that could be like a
Speaker 1: they're over to this.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's in existence. Nobody wants.
Speaker 2: No, those people end up on dateline, yeah for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's always the hut.
Speaker 3: And then they become famous.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well we're here to help, right, We're here to help,
Speaker 2: and that's as as two fathers, we once again have
Speaker 2: given been given great maternal advice from our moms, and
Speaker 2: we're here to help you guys. So before we kick
Speaker 2: it off, two cool moms. Pod at Gmail is where
Speaker 2: you send all of your queries, an your dilemmas. You
Speaker 2: can even send us a video.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to video submissions, video submission, say, you
Speaker 1: can send us a video as well.
Speaker 3: We're really updating everything here.
Speaker 2: It's we're pumped. We weren't coach before. I wouldn't even
Speaker 2: say that. When we first started, we were with Spirit Yeah,
Speaker 2: and now we're Delta in the executive lounge.
Speaker 3: Comfort plus comfortless. Yeah. Okta.
Speaker 2: Here we.
Speaker 5: Head to the first question. All right, this one comes from.
Speaker 3: Also Yes, I'm sorry, who's speaking this is?
Speaker 5: This is Jiggy kadd.
Speaker 3: Pat and bending.
Speaker 5: All right, so this one comes from Alex who hit
Speaker 5: us on the Instagram. Good evening, Cool Mommy's my name
Speaker 5: is Alex. I'm in the Air Force, so he's in the.
Speaker 3: He's thank you for I have to say that, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Out of all of them, they get to fly around,
Speaker 2: did the best, they get treated the best, but thank
Speaker 2: you for your service.
Speaker 5: My wife is afraid when I get out of the
Speaker 5: Air Force and become an airline pilot that I'm going
Speaker 5: to be gone for long stretches of time. How do
Speaker 5: I calm her nerves for being gone for about fifteen
Speaker 5: to twenty days a month. Thanks for the help and
Speaker 5: love you both.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's going to be shooting at you, honey, like
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna be trying to take my plane down and
Speaker 1: will active war.
Speaker 3: So that's the plus. I guess you start with the
Speaker 3: pluses pluses.
Speaker 2: Here's the negatives. I would just start sending pictures of
Speaker 2: hot stewardesses. Don't worry, I'll be well to take care
Speaker 2: of Jetty gets hungry on the road.
Speaker 3: All right, it's seriousness, let's see.
Speaker 1: So well, the biggest thing is a career change, right,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna you have to deal with that, which
Speaker 1: is what we've been through.
Speaker 3: I'm sure stretches the time apart is tough.
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna have to make sure that the
Speaker 1: time together is spent together, or that you're in the
Speaker 1: moment while you're there. I think that was a pitfall
Speaker 1: I had had at one point, was when you were present,
Speaker 1: you were there, but you weren't you know, there physically,
Speaker 1: and you're not there emotionally or mentally, or you know,
Speaker 1: just be there in the moment.
Speaker 3: That's going to be the most important thing. I think.
Speaker 2: Yes, two guys that travel a lot, we've had discussions
Speaker 2: about this as well. And you've lost a lot of weight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you normally would like push that. You can't even push
Speaker 2: it out to be funny. No, not. You look fantastic,
Speaker 2: Thank you, But I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: What the hell is that has to do with day
Speaker 3: for Sorry?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I was just looking at it. I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: you look great.
Speaker 3: You don't look like an airline carrier anymore.
Speaker 2: But no, I agree with you. That was something you
Speaker 2: had said. And Billy Gardell, a good friend of mine,
Speaker 2: told me years ago. He's like, because you had mentioned it,
Speaker 2: you know about everything whatever. You've been pretty public about things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know to a degree. But but like when you're home,
Speaker 2: be home, and like I make sure to spend as
Speaker 2: much time as I can with my children, but I
Speaker 2: also do everything I can to be like, all right,
Speaker 2: just why don't you and I go to lunch today,
Speaker 2: or let's let you and I take a walk and
Speaker 2: just you know, feed the security for her because those
Speaker 2: days that I am gone, you know, she's by herself.
Speaker 2: She's spinning so many plates. And also you know, there's
Speaker 2: I'm working in Vegas all the time, I'm boozing it up.
Speaker 2: I'm out till three or four in the morning, so
Speaker 2: I'm still checking in with her, But I want to
Speaker 2: do everything I can to provide her with a sense
Speaker 2: of security. That's this relationship that you're attacked.
Speaker 1: I think you neverled it on the head because insecurity
Speaker 1: definitely creeps into when time's apart on both sides of it,
Speaker 1: Like when I'm away and like if I call and
Speaker 1: she doesn't pick up the phone, like I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 3: What's going on? Or I'm like, you know, what is
Speaker 3: everybody okay? It's like, you know that's addiblely you go
Speaker 3: through the houses on fire, the dogs bright and everybody right,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: But I think that's that's a part of it too.
Speaker 1: So to help blanket all that and bubb will wrap
Speaker 1: those moments. It's like to make sure the time spent
Speaker 1: together is reassuring there's love there and and you feel
Speaker 1: like you have a partner in the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, security, I think is the insecurity is what is
Speaker 2: where I think trouble stem from. Right the minute, it's
Speaker 2: just like there's question there's whatever. I don't know why
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about. Billy Gardell one time told me a
Speaker 2: plumber came to his house one time and he and
Speaker 2: it's during the day and he's like, oh, we've got
Speaker 2: a plumber. I didn't know we have a plumber. I
Speaker 2: guess there's some issue. There was an issue, and it
Speaker 2: was like five grand with the plumbing stuff. Okay and
Speaker 2: uh and and he said the guy was kind of
Speaker 2: good looking, you know. He comes in, it's a good
Speaker 2: looking plumber. He writes a check for five grand, and
Speaker 2: his wife is kind of like a little twinkle in
Speaker 2: the eye. He's like, Okay, that was weird. And they're
Speaker 2: like three weeks later, he's coming home and he sees
Speaker 2: the plumber and he goes, five grand. Please tell me
Speaker 2: my wife that's great. Rather but to the to the
Speaker 2: to Alex, I believe the Air Force pilot a thank
Speaker 2: you so much for for what you do. And then
Speaker 2: as two frequent flyers, thank you very much for keeping
Speaker 2: us safe in the skies, especially with all these crazy
Speaker 2: videos you see. Sure of everybody on the airlines, I've
Speaker 2: never seen an incident like that happen, but I'm sure
Speaker 2: it must be a common occurrence because it's always in
Speaker 2: the new stuff.
Speaker 3: For as much as we fly, I've never seen it back.
Speaker 3: I never had one.
Speaker 2: Hup, Yeah, never seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh we said it out loud though. Now watching Forget
Speaker 1: it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And you're
Speaker 1: flying next, so let me know, get back to Nashville.
Speaker 1: How that goes. Yeah, I would just say, spend time
Speaker 1: together and uh, you know, re sure. And also be
Speaker 1: in touch when you're on the road. Yes, be in
Speaker 1: touch on when you're on the road, that's very important.
Speaker 3: Be able well out.
Speaker 1: Don't answer while you're flying, put it on the do
Speaker 1: not to stare it while you're in the air. But
Speaker 1: because you don't want to, you don't want to come
Speaker 1: over yell you about the life.
Speaker 2: But don't they just flip in an autopilot. That's what
Speaker 2: I hear they do now because the computers are so good,
Speaker 2: they're there to help ascend problem. But once you're up there,
Speaker 2: you just kind of flip a switch and you're just
Speaker 2: kind of yeah, but what do you think they're doing?
Speaker 1: End I'm playing angry birds like they look at beat
Speaker 1: boops and things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they gotta make sure you get it. The beatpoops
Speaker 3: and all right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: Next question comes from Celeste. She says she believes that
Speaker 5: honesty is always the best policy, but I'm not sure
Speaker 5: people always want to hear the truth. If you ask
Speaker 5: me a question, I'm going to give you a totally answered,
Speaker 5: honest answer. Is there any time when honesty is not
Speaker 5: the best policy?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you this right now, there is not
Speaker 2: a human being on the planet that is better at
Speaker 2: being honest than you. You are, so you cut to
Speaker 2: the bone so quick, there's no bs and around you.
Speaker 2: I and there's another good friend, a mutual friend of
Speaker 2: Vince Vaughn. He's the same way. He just let's get
Speaker 2: to the truth right now, what is the truth? And
Speaker 2: I will tell you the truth, so we're not sugarcoat
Speaker 2: in this and bullshit. And those friends I feel are
Speaker 2: better to have than the one that kind of pussy
Speaker 2: foots around it and is going to be sweet and kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And then it takes you like four weeks
Speaker 2: or even four years later to go, why didn't you
Speaker 2: ever say anything? You know, I think those of the situation,
Speaker 2: the paradigm of that relationship. I'd prefer to have the
Speaker 2: blunt force instrument as opposed to the sugar coated you
Speaker 2: know friend what is That's that's what I really appreciate
Speaker 2: about your friendship. So you are as honest as the
Speaker 2: day is long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know how how you took to
Speaker 3: it in the beginning.
Speaker 1: And I love the freesture for you too, because you
Speaker 1: and I, you know, we established a friendship for real
Speaker 1: after like we were just we were friendly and whatever.
Speaker 1: But you and I we're righty to die now. But
Speaker 1: you in the beginning, I don't know if you knew
Speaker 1: how to take I like it though, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: think I think you got there because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's just how he Oh, that's how he is. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's It's interesting, right, I think it's interesting.
Speaker 1: You have to you know, there are levels of honesty
Speaker 1: with you are with different people, Like I'm very honest
Speaker 1: with you, very honest with the boys.
Speaker 3: You know. I'm honest with you.
Speaker 1: You know, I have other friends that I'm honest with,
Speaker 1: but maybe like I won't say as much sure or
Speaker 1: as quickly, you know, right, I think there are But
Speaker 1: I do think always honesty is is pretty it is important,
Speaker 1: but also not at the expense of people's feelings, and
Speaker 1: I think that's where the blawings get blurred.
Speaker 2: You're you're a very emotional, intelligent person, Like there have
Speaker 2: been one or two times where I may have said
Speaker 2: something on stage or went went the wrong way. And
Speaker 2: you're you're a leader. You're smart enough. You've been in
Speaker 2: situations where you're leading where you you just say, hey,
Speaker 2: can I talk to you for a second, and you
Speaker 2: you're you're smart enough to go, let's not do this
Speaker 2: in front of everybody. Yeah, no, need to Let's do
Speaker 2: it here. You know, some people want a grandstand. Some
Speaker 2: people want to like, hey, I'm going to go around
Speaker 2: and stuff. It's just like it's ridiculous. So I you know,
Speaker 2: something is easy, Hey, where do you want to go eat?
Speaker 2: I don't care, let's go. You're like, you know, if
Speaker 2: I say, hey, let's go at sushi, I don't want sushi,
Speaker 2: It's like okay, we know, because you could end up
Speaker 2: with somebody who didn't really want sushi, but they're gonna
Speaker 2: sit there and they go along with it. It's like I
Speaker 2: didn't really want to go. Well, why didn't you say anything?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: And I think that's that's why I prefer to have
Speaker 2: somebody who's right there so you understand the dynamic and
Speaker 2: now there's no there's no hard feelings one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I think there's certain things where the number one thing
Speaker 1: if your feelings get hurt, say something, because no one
Speaker 1: knows how you're feeling unless you say it. You could
Speaker 1: and then you get yourself upset because like, well they
Speaker 1: should know I'm upset. They don't, So let them know
Speaker 1: the way that they're definitely gonna know you're upset and
Speaker 1: have a chance to correct something.
Speaker 3: Right, And we've had this conversation a bunch.
Speaker 1: Is like, if you say it to them, they know
Speaker 1: you're taking out off the table.
Speaker 3: The people not knowing because you drive yourself crazy.
Speaker 1: Right You're like, oh, I wish they you know, I
Speaker 1: wish they knew, Well why don't Why don't they know?
Speaker 3: Because they just they don't know, right, you know?
Speaker 1: So I think that's a big when when honesty comes
Speaker 1: into play, Be honest about how you're feeling to people.
Speaker 3: I think that's number one.
Speaker 1: And people can't handle it, then they just maybe it's
Speaker 1: not supposed maybe it's not for you, But.
Speaker 2: I've come to you for advice. You recently I called
Speaker 2: you about a situation where a friend of mine and
Speaker 2: you know, again, it's just like that person thinks differently
Speaker 2: than you. Isn't that amazing? It's like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course they operate differently. So it was, you know,
Speaker 2: it's good to get those reminders of a different perspective
Speaker 2: at times. But but I believe you are one hundred
Speaker 2: percent correct. Honestly, is the best policy. And it's something
Speaker 2: even with my wife, I think we're I.
Speaker 3: Was just gonna ask you, would you tell jess Youdan
Speaker 3: like her outfit?
Speaker 2: There have been occasions without her prompting it. She always asked, though,
Speaker 2: She's like, do you like this or this? I'm like,
Speaker 2: I like that? God, you know, because I just know,
Speaker 2: you know, but half the time I don't care.
Speaker 3: Me and Bessie just.
Speaker 1: Went to a gala, uh two nights ago, I think
Speaker 1: it was, and and she was like, and she just
Speaker 1: had and I went, oh, no, not for you, and
Speaker 1: she started laughing. She goes and then she goes, yeah
Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't sure. Oh I'm sure this is
Speaker 1: not a good dress.
Speaker 3: We gotta try someone else. We got, I said, what else?
Speaker 3: We got in the hopper and that was what she.
Speaker 1: I mean, because we've been together so long, she gets it.
Speaker 1: But the same thing with me, Like she'll be like
Speaker 1: those shoes. But I think I bring that out in
Speaker 1: her because we allow it, Like we allow the honesty
Speaker 1: in her house.
Speaker 3: And even my daughter and son. I see them now.
Speaker 1: My daughter, like she'll get dressed and she'll like, you
Speaker 1: know how everybody's like, look how perfect my little princess
Speaker 1: and whatever? You know, my doos got great style. She
Speaker 1: just loves it. And she'll be like that and I'll
Speaker 1: be like, I was like, is that the jacket we're
Speaker 1: gonna go with? And she's like, I have another one?
Speaker 1: Should wear that one?
Speaker 3: Like she like talking about it, like look how pretty
Speaker 3: my princess is. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, you want to show them that
Speaker 1: there's options and different things.
Speaker 3: It's not like you're not going to hit home run
Speaker 3: every time.
Speaker 2: But it's great again to go back to security. Your
Speaker 2: daughter has security. She's cure in herself, and I think
Speaker 2: that's so important. The other day, I was walk up
Speaker 2: with my son somewhere and I was ribbing him. I
Speaker 2: was just giving it to him, you know, in like
Speaker 2: a funny way, like I was saying something about something
Speaker 2: he'd like his appearance, and he just laughed it off,
Speaker 2: and he laughed along with the joke instead of being like,
Speaker 2: do you really not like that? And I was like
Speaker 2: in that moment, I was like, I didn't realize until
Speaker 2: he was laughing, but I was like, am I being
Speaker 2: a little hard on him? But then I was like,
Speaker 2: he's rolling with it. He's so confident in himself. He's
Speaker 2: laughing at it. He's not saying, Daddy, you hurt my
Speaker 2: feelings or something like that. And I just thought, boy,
Speaker 2: that's a great what a great trait that is, and
Speaker 2: something I wouldn't have even thought about or put together
Speaker 2: unless I had that moment, you know.
Speaker 3: The best thing to do is like, like, I'll get that.
Speaker 1: Like with the jacket thing, she was like, she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like, should I wear this jacket?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 3: Check? I said, what, Jack, do you think you were right?
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell with the way, what do
Speaker 3: you want? Which one do you think you like better? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then she'll put that one on and she's she's like,
Speaker 1: how does it look? I said, do you like it?
Speaker 3: Like? That's it? Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, good, let's go what makes you feel better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. I would have put the other jacket.
Speaker 3: She looked like shit, but I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, you picked that jacket,
Speaker 1: you picked the wrong one. We're going to go out
Speaker 1: in public with it this.
Speaker 2: I'm We've been to so many restaurants, right, so many restaurants.
Speaker 2: The water's like, how's the food? Jes like, that's okay,
Speaker 2: I know, don't ask me. It's I've never seen anything
Speaker 2: like it, like like and then they go okay. But
Speaker 2: like most people I think would just be playing, go
Speaker 2: it's great, thank you so much, and you go back
Speaker 2: to it. It's like it kind of sucks, but you
Speaker 2: will always always always be honest.
Speaker 3: Well I'm not in polite.
Speaker 1: You're never like, hey, listen, this was great, but the
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes they were a mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. You know, there's been desserts that have come
Speaker 2: to our table, like, hey, how was the cheesecake and
Speaker 2: they're so proud of which I was like, it was okay, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was okay, you know, but you know what, the sherbet
Speaker 3: was fantastic or.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Yeah, one bite into a meal,
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Give me something else to take this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean most people picture this. I just I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna put myself.
Speaker 3: Through eating this. Give me the penny, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and be like, oh I
Speaker 1: should have got the penne No, I'll get the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Why life's too short. I got honoies to clog get
Speaker 3: into it.
Speaker 2: But it is one hundred percent the way to live
Speaker 2: if you can. I can't bring myself to be as
Speaker 2: confident as you are to be that honest. But but
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, you just you you shortcut so many
Speaker 2: other things. People know from the jump this this is
Speaker 2: gonna be what he wants to get this done. Otherwise
Speaker 2: you know, you're just wasting time.
Speaker 1: I will say honesty is a great policy, but also
Speaker 1: be mindful of people's feelings. Yes, don't be mean about it,
Speaker 1: like if you know it's like you know.
Speaker 3: These people like, I'm just honest. If you can't take it,
Speaker 3: you can't take it. That's not my approach.
Speaker 1: I'm not like right right right, because I don't put
Speaker 1: myself in situations where I'm just like, oh, you look,
Speaker 1: you're so stupid.
Speaker 3: Like I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1: You're stupid, right, Like, that's not for something that doesn't
Speaker 1: help anybody.
Speaker 3: That's not right, right. You know, I could think you're
Speaker 3: stupid and you wouldn't even know it ever, But I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I was just looking to you for the next question.
Speaker 3: Don't be so stupid. I love you.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll have to we'll do a fun question.
Speaker 2: This one's a fun one.
Speaker 5: This one's from Yeah, these are all This one's from Grace,
Speaker 5: which is particularly fun. I don't know if this is
Speaker 5: a question from the internet, but I loved it. Uh
Speaker 5: Is the kool aid man the jar or the juice?
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 4: Night.
Speaker 2: He's got to be the jar.
Speaker 3: He's gotta be the jar. So you're just saying, if
Speaker 3: you pour out the kool aid, is he dead? Is
Speaker 3: he got empty? Is he an empty boss?
Speaker 5: Is he talking from within the jar? Or is he
Speaker 5: the jar himself?
Speaker 2: He's like he's like Frosty. He's like frost Frosty.
Speaker 3: Melts right, There's no, he's a puddle. The puddle's not
Speaker 3: talking to you, so he's not.
Speaker 2: This is a quest.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's a great that's the right way to
Speaker 3: go down it.
Speaker 1: So if the frosty the snowman melts, the puddle's not
Speaker 1: talking to you.
Speaker 3: The snowman is gone.
Speaker 2: He's gone.
Speaker 3: Got it. So now if the juice gets poured out,
Speaker 3: he's gone. He's gone.
Speaker 2: That's what I would. So he's the jew And then
Speaker 2: I thought that the jar is him because he's got
Speaker 2: hands and legs. Right, he's got it. Does he have
Speaker 2: a little spoon, Well.
Speaker 5: Here's that when he comes when he blasts the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but when he blasts through the wall, his face doesn't
Speaker 5: juggle in the in the juice. Yeah, if he was
Speaker 5: the juice, he with his face would juggle a round.
Speaker 2: Wait, all that all that mortar and brickshit was that
Speaker 2: would get in there too. I'd be like, you gotta
Speaker 2: clean it. You can't drink that cool Yeah, you can't
Speaker 2: drink it. Nobody's drinking that cool aid.
Speaker 1: I don't care how big the cult is you if
Speaker 1: you're if you take the kool aid man and you
Speaker 1: grab him by his grabbed by the scuff of his neck,
Speaker 1: and you tilt him over like a teapot and pour
Speaker 1: everything out, is a kool aid man and you stand
Speaker 1: it back up?
Speaker 3: Does the jaw go? Why do you do that, does
Speaker 3: the puddle go? Why am I out here? That's that's
Speaker 3: the conundrum.
Speaker 5: It's a real conundrum.
Speaker 2: I think it's gotta I think I'm going I'm going
Speaker 2: with my Frosty thesis.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think if Frosty meltz, there's no Frosty. And I
Speaker 2: think if the kool Aid is drunk, he's kool Aid,
Speaker 2: he's kool Aid.
Speaker 3: It's kool Aid man.
Speaker 2: It's the it's it's the product. Right, he is the
Speaker 2: kool Aid. He's not there to sell you a jar.
Speaker 2: He's there to sell you the powdery.
Speaker 3: So you are equating the vase to the magic hat, right,
Speaker 3: because if he's in the vase, he becomes alive to
Speaker 3: become this person.
Speaker 1: So once to put a Frosty the cap on a snowman,
Speaker 1: he becomes Frosty the snowman. So if you take the
Speaker 1: hat off, Frosty unfrostified. And if you break the vase,
Speaker 1: cool Aid's dead. So I would say, I think we're
Speaker 1: all We're all on team.
Speaker 3: It's the kool Aid.
Speaker 5: What do you think I always thought it was a jar.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you're on the opposite side of the fence here.
Speaker 5: I think it's the jar because the face does he move?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're dumb.
Speaker 5: The face doesn't move, like every time he walks, his
Speaker 5: face doesn't.
Speaker 3: I see. I get the nou sloshing thing.
Speaker 5: I think that the kool Aid creates the man within
Speaker 5: the jar.
Speaker 3: The kool Aid is the man in the jar. It
Speaker 3: needs to be in the jar though, so there won
Speaker 3: the symbiotic.
Speaker 5: I think biotic thing. Okay, I think the jar comes alive.
Speaker 2: Get out.
Speaker 5: It comes alive with the Jews.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean there's there's a part of that frosty element. Then, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the analogy. But you're on the other side of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you went you went left?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you know, we don't want to be devisive
Speaker 1: here on two cool moms and Jiggy.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's cool.
Speaker 2: You're also mega you want the pizza hat on instead
Speaker 2: Pizza Gate.
Speaker 5: We had time for one more.
Speaker 2: By the way, Jiggy is the only comic I know
Speaker 2: that always wears his own merch. It's a cool hat though,
Speaker 2: that's the Well, that's why, that's why I like that hat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I really do like that hat, and I still have mine.
Speaker 2: But it's the white with the it's the white with
Speaker 2: the black mesh and the I wear other.
Speaker 3: I wear other people's march all the time. Do you
Speaker 3: I love that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do that. You and sal do that a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I like I like to promote other
Speaker 1: people's stuff, and I also like to be comfy.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm I'm promoting this uh little known band called Oasis.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were talking about you promote you
Speaker 3: promote the desert. You're like, I love the Sahara.
Speaker 2: We're these guys pretty awesome.
Speaker 3: Okay, well more.
Speaker 5: Final question comes from Brandon from the Instagram says, my
Speaker 5: brother is dating a girl that's clearly manipulating him, and
Speaker 5: my parents won't do anything about it. What should I do?
Speaker 3: Oh? That's tough.
Speaker 1: Uh So he's got his brother's got a girl and
Speaker 1: he doesn't like it, basically doesn't like it, doesn't like
Speaker 1: the way that's going into you know, other people's business
Speaker 1: is tough, though.
Speaker 3: Manipulating the parents though, that's how.
Speaker 5: I think I read it with the wrong emphasis. Girl
Speaker 5: the girl dating girl is clearly manipulating him, and my
Speaker 5: parents won't do anything about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, gotcha?
Speaker 3: So that changes the whole question. You want to try again? Yes,
Speaker 3: try it again, jig Hey.
Speaker 2: Dumb, dumb.
Speaker 5: My brother's dating girl that's clearly manipulating him, period, and
Speaker 5: my parents won't do anything about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, inflection changes the question.
Speaker 1: He's waiting for the parents to do something about it,
Speaker 1: got it. He should be waiting for the brother to
Speaker 1: do something. Hey, dude, what's his name again?
Speaker 3: Brandon?
Speaker 2: Hey Brandon? Why don't you get laid and not worry
Speaker 2: about it? Dude, whyn't you stop being jealous of your
Speaker 2: brother because he's crushing ass? Oh? Yeah, you want a
Speaker 2: fresh one from your older brother or from uncle Stevie.
Speaker 2: Hit the streets, find a girl, go to Dave and
Speaker 2: Buster's at Happy hour, make it happen.
Speaker 3: Christ lose to for one ski Bols.
Speaker 2: No, he's looking up for his bro. That's really sweet.
Speaker 3: That is sweet. But I mean that's the to your pointers.
Speaker 3: You can't do it. You can't do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't you know, if you don't like somebody,
Speaker 1: they end up, you know, getting married, having kids. You're
Speaker 1: the godfather of this kid that you hate, this hateful child.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know you know that's it. I mean,
Speaker 3: it could be it could be a very nasty road. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what you know.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, you know, he gets sick,
Speaker 1: passes away, and now you got take care of the
Speaker 1: wife because she's got an injury from the big accident
Speaker 1: they were in.
Speaker 3: Her legs don't work, and now you're pushing the wheelchair.
Speaker 1: And now you're stuck with this woman that you were like,
Speaker 1: I didn't like you back in the you know, twenty
Speaker 1: year five years ago.
Speaker 3: That could be tough. You don't want to put yourself
Speaker 3: in that situation.
Speaker 1: Why on your business you really paint a picture? I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, because that's the thing that can happen. Let's
Speaker 1: say HM and a girl, they get together, they get married, Okay,
Speaker 1: and now that's the end of life. All this is
Speaker 1: the in law. You go and you spend the holidays
Speaker 1: and you want to Thanksgiving passed me the turkey. We
Speaker 1: don't eat turkey. We need toe furkey. We're trying to
Speaker 1: say the turkey. So fuck you, bitch, I want turkey.
Speaker 1: You can't have turkey. You ruin in my life. You
Speaker 1: say all this at Thanksgiving, you walk out, you don't
Speaker 1: talk for twelve years. Your brother has a devastating accident,
Speaker 1: he ends up passing away, and now that. She's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I, if you ever want to see your
Speaker 1: nephew again, you're gonna come and have te furkey. And
Speaker 1: he's like, ah, fine, I have t Ferky. You go
Speaker 1: there and have toll ferk. You get locked in the house,
Speaker 1: it gets taken over by strangers, and now you're in
Speaker 1: a hostage situation.
Speaker 3: The only way to save our life is to kill
Speaker 3: the nephew.
Speaker 1: Now you kill the nephew, and now you have to
Speaker 1: marry the wife.
Speaker 3: And now she's your wife. And now if you said
Speaker 3: something twenty five years ago, she would hold that against you.
Speaker 1: Dadda, Yeah, wow, you really I think about these things.
Speaker 2: That is absolutely part of the multi verse. Is you
Speaker 2: you you doctor stranged it for us?
Speaker 3: I did? I did? Or you could just you know,
Speaker 3: say I don't like your girlfriends like me. Neither got.
Speaker 1: God you said something to get it. Get in people's
Speaker 1: relationships is tough. I always try to step back. I
Speaker 1: made the mistake once of telling one of my very
Speaker 1: good friends that I didn't like the woman he was with,
Speaker 1: and uh, they were still together for multiple years after that,
Speaker 1: and it was very awkward. Oh man, Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: didn't he didn't appreciate that, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I think that open my eyes to be like some
Speaker 1: things you just don't need to make your business even
Speaker 1: though if you feel like you were doing the right
Speaker 1: thing for your friend, which I did feel like I
Speaker 1: was doing. I was just telling him I don't think
Speaker 1: this is the right one for you. And he did
Speaker 1: not receive that.
Speaker 2: Well, right, but there they are still together.
Speaker 3: And no, okay, I was right, but I don't put
Speaker 3: in his face.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, you were right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, at the end of the day, I was right,
Speaker 3: but I don't like to rob it in his face.
Speaker 3: But he knows.
Speaker 2: Is he sitting in this room, No, he's not.
Speaker 3: I was looking at the camera because he watches and
Speaker 3: you know so.
Speaker 2: Also so this just the little clues we get in
Speaker 2: the emails. It's like he's reaching out to his parents
Speaker 2: to do something about it. He seems young. The brother's
Speaker 2: obviously young. It's a fresh relationship. So what's his name again, Brandon?
Speaker 3: Just know this.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a thousand girls that are going to
Speaker 2: be interested and dating and maybe not and all this
Speaker 2: there's only one one. They would say, Oh, I'm looking
Speaker 2: for the one. There's only one one. Sometimes there's two ones,
Speaker 2: sometimes there's three ones in a lifetime. So odds are
Speaker 2: if this young relationship is going to ride it out,
Speaker 2: they're going to learn experiences from it and make the
Speaker 2: next relationship even better. So just I know you care
Speaker 2: about your brother, just shut your mouth, write it out.
Speaker 2: You can't do anything about it. Mommy and Daddy can't
Speaker 2: do anything about it. And mom and dad are a
Speaker 2: little more experienced than you are, and if they ain't
Speaker 2: doing shit, then you shouldn't either. But it's great that
Speaker 2: you care about your brother. That's the win.
Speaker 1: Eventually, your brother is going to be walking the streets
Speaker 1: holding a Tiffany necklace.
Speaker 3: In his hand that she gave back and crying, and
Speaker 3: somebody's gonna.
Speaker 4: Say, my bro, well, that's been too cool obs.
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