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Speaker 2: We're taking mud.

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Speaker 3: We have done it. We've resumed Two Cool Moms.

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Speaker 1: I am Joe Gatto, I am Steve Burn and two

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Speaker 1: Cool Moms is back.

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Speaker 2: We are back, baby.

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Speaker 3: Hello, how are you? I'll see you.

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Speaker 2: It's great to be back in the co pilot chair

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Speaker 2: with you.

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Speaker 3: This is fantastic. Yeah, it's been too long.

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Speaker 2: Look at the ambiance. Where are we, Joseph.

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Speaker 3: This is so beautiful. This is Look. You've got this.

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Speaker 2: We've got this. We got here, we got a little

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Speaker 3: This guy's here. These weren't arms. We borrowed these from

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, you told me, hey, Steve, bring some

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Speaker 2: things from yes, to decorate the set, bring something significant,

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Speaker 2: something from home. I toiled with this.

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Speaker 3: Oh I did.

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Speaker 2: I spent quite a bit of time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh, a fancy for to take a look. Okay,

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Speaker 3: let's see.

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Speaker 1: Let's see now that this is authentic, Yeah, authentic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's been a fairly family heirloom. Can you take

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Speaker 2: the tag off? We've had the fair that's a family heirloom.

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Speaker 2: We've had that in the family guards. Yeah. So my

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Speaker 2: mom got that when she first came to the States,

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Speaker 3: Did you want to keep the tag for it then, just.

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Speaker 2: In case, I'll return it. Yeah, and we're just like

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Speaker 3: You know? Oh and this was you told me your

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Speaker 3: grandma that brought this over.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's what she came over from. That's authentic.

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Speaker 3: The price tag. She even get the price tag on it.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you paid twallet for this jail.

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Speaker 2: Keep the receipt please, thank you. And that that's also

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Speaker 3: Good good, You really dove into the duck theme.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: Look, I didn't just go in the store and go

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Speaker 3: Okay, and yeah, I got some tick tacks. Yes, in

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Speaker 2: Oh, and that's we're kicking it off.

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Speaker 3: There's no receipt. Okay, it's no receipt.

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Speaker 2: God damn it. I just want to keep it minty.

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Speaker 3: Fresh, a MINTI fresh set look good, bring a.

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Speaker 2: Good vibe and energy to the room. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I uh, I asked you to do one thing.

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Speaker 1: You don't schedule it, you don't edit it, you don't

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Speaker 2: I ask you.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm speaking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the title of this episode. Hence the ducks

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Speaker 2: you did tell me. And I set aside things in

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Speaker 1: I can't wait till next time when you bring everything

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Speaker 1: I actually got the direct Chris Kirkpatrick in a little

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Speaker 1: I just remember, but it was we were young in

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Speaker 3: I haven't thought of Chris since that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have weird even during Trolls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every every kids movie that comes out. You were

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Speaker 3: Man, I can get you a list.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing to do, hands out, going to

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Speaker 3: A little date with my daughter. Oh that's great. Really,

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Speaker 2: Like this is pretty cool. This is like a lot

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Speaker 3: My hates.

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Speaker 2: Great show biz.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's biz. That's a biz.

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Speaker 3: Did you say anything?

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Speaker 3: No? I was driving and she was walking, so I

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a walking crying thing? I actually

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been in public and just started crying?

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Speaker 1: And I just remembered I had a walking crying thing

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Speaker 3: I just remembered it.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I would I would never do that,

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Speaker 2: Here's what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: I go over.

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Speaker 2: I go, mister, you do you need anything? She goes,

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's your I just put that together.

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Speaker 3: Tickets available, Ticket's always available. We got Jiggy with this.

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Speaker 3: Now we have a jiggycam, which is amazing. Mark your guards.

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Speaker 5: You're always on a mic too. I got so much

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Speaker 2: Yeah yes, but now people can visually see you. And

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Speaker 2: I love it. It's my favorite line. I go ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen. How about it for Jiggy? Keep up with

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Speaker 1: I you know, Marked your Guardian is now officially signed

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Speaker 1: up for my new tour. I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: saw the artwork. It's the let's get into a tour

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Speaker 1: my new tour with Joe Gallice. Well you're there, but

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Speaker 1: then Marked your Guardian, Yeah, Mark, Mark's big deal.

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Speaker 3: Maybe be size eight nine. I pumped up to a

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Speaker 2: Is so long, it's a crazy name. I still don't

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Speaker 2: know how to spell it. Yeah, I've been friends with

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Speaker 3: I don't I know if I know your middle name Edward. Oh, Edward,

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Speaker 3: that's right. Mark.

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Speaker 2: It took me a year to learn to even know

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Speaker 2: It took me forever to put it all together. I

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Speaker 1: He also has forty seven emails that are still active.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you it all so and I type,

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Speaker 2: Coming back, a lot of email.

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Speaker 2: Had the same email forever.

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Speaker 1: thinking that, but I they could easily change it. But

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a big moment, right, So I

445
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Speaker 1: had some fun ones lined up and my wife was like, no,

446
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Speaker 1: we're gonna use the name idiot, not gonna be silly

447
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Speaker 1: Hampster twenty two.

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Speaker 3: Cloud dot crop.

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Speaker 5: You have numbers in your in your email, which is

450
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Speaker 5: like a very Aol move of yeah, like that's very amateur, amateur.

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Speaker 3: Well that's because there's a lot of Steve. There's a

452
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Speaker 3: lot of Steve Burns.

453
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Speaker 2: It's me blues clothes.

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Speaker 3: Mark your guardian. I guess that's fair.

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Speaker 2: But I marked your guardian one and no one would

456
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Speaker 2: be like there's no two?

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Speaker 3: Why yeah, why.

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Speaker 5: Why stop giving away my emails? There's Mark Georgent one,

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Speaker 5: two three. I have seven of.

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Speaker 2: Them, seven emails and still tickets available. That's how pathetic

461
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Speaker 2: it is. My son, by the way, is tapped into something.

462
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Speaker 2: He you know when you got timing, right, you get timing.

463
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Speaker 2: My son the other day, he uh, he leaves his

464
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Speaker 2: cereal milk on the table all the time. I go,

465
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Speaker 2: can't grab your milk, put in the sink and pour

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Speaker 2: the milk out. I've told you a thousand times, go

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Speaker 2: do it now. And he picks up his bowl milk

468
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Speaker 2: and he looks at me and just goes.

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Speaker 3: I've been up bed boy.

470
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Speaker 2: And I fucking lost it, dude. I just bent over

471
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Speaker 2: and I just kept crying laughing. And now he knows,

472
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Speaker 2: he knows that's the thing. So I heard my wife

473
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Speaker 2: yelling at it.

474
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Speaker 3: Cat, I told you stop putting the towels on the ground.

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Speaker 2: It's got to dry.

476
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Speaker 3: Poke it on the hook.

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Speaker 2: And I just hear I've been up be Oh my god,

478
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Speaker 2: it is just brilliant to pull that out of the

479
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Speaker 2: eighth after seeing it on a Looney Tunes cartoon. Oh

480
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Speaker 2: my god, it's so funny. The best being a dad

481
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Speaker 2: is best, So the best.

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Speaker 3: That's great, man.

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Speaker 2: But we are two cool moms and we're here to help.

484
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Speaker 2: We're here to help. I want to ask you a

485
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Speaker 2: quick question. Okay, do you remember that Kansas City chiefs kicker.

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Speaker 3: He was Frank Dogado.

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Speaker 2: Oh I forget. He was in the news like a

488
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Speaker 2: month ago, and this made like the rounds, and there

489
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Speaker 2: were people that are furious at him. But he was

490
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Speaker 2: basically saying, you know, he was He was speaking at

491
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Speaker 2: a Catholic university. He's Catholic, obviously, and he was saying,

492
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Speaker 2: the greatest job a woman can to have is being

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Speaker 2: a mother and a wife. And he was explaining that

494
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Speaker 2: and then he said, you know, I'm here with the Chiefs.

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Speaker 2: You know, I won a super Bowl, but the greatest

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Speaker 2: job I've ever had is being a father and a husband.

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking, and when you hear it in context,

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Speaker 2: I was like, absolutely, you know, I've I'm a comedian,

499
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Speaker 2: I've done fun things most people would.

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Speaker 3: Be countless films, television shows, countless can take it, still

501
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Speaker 3: ail ticket, still a al punch up live.

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Speaker 2: But I was listening to him and I'm like, this

503
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Speaker 2: guy professionally has has hit the crescendo.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: He's on an air defining team, he's a kicker, he's

506
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Speaker 2: got a Super Bowl ring maybe one or I think two,

507
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Speaker 2: maybe the peak of his profession. And he's still saying,

508
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Speaker 2: take us out all that being a father and a

509
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Speaker 2: husband is the greatest job in the world. And I

510
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Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that I agree with that, and I

511
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Speaker 2: think my wife would agree with her greatest role as

512
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Speaker 2: being a wife and a mother. And it got taken

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Speaker 2: out of count and just it turned into a news story,

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Speaker 2: you know, And I was just curious if you had

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Speaker 2: come across or anything just as a parent. I think

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Speaker 2: anybody who's a parent could could hear that and hear

517
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Speaker 2: it and go yeah, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know that the the title of that

519
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Speaker 1: probably didn't say all that. You just said that's why.

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Speaker 1: So that's why people get in feared, right. The title

521
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Speaker 1: of the news story wasn't yeah, explained to that one.

522
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Speaker 2: It was his picture and he's blown off on Twitter,

523
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 2: like he tells he's basically telling women to get in

524
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Speaker 2: a to make a sandwich. And it was like, I

525
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Speaker 2: thought it was actually a really sweet sentiment.

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Speaker 1: I think it's insightful if you're if you are, especially

527
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Speaker 1: if you've concentrated a lot on your career like I had,

528
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Speaker 1: and then shift your focus back to fatherhood and then

529
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Speaker 1: realize the benefits of both. And I was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: so I think that's that's a valid point. I would say,

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Speaker 1: you know, fatherhood is probably the most rewarding thing.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, even more than you know.

533
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Speaker 1: It's hard because like you think about everything that you've

534
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Speaker 1: done and all that you've achieved, and I think that

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Speaker 1: even if I can't eve imagine because we do like

536
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Speaker 1: our jobs.

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Speaker 3: But I can't even imagine people like that hate their jobs. Right,

538
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Speaker 3: and then they're like.

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Speaker 1: But at least I get to be a father, right,

540
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Speaker 1: because there's that side of the coin too.

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Speaker 3: Of course, people like that's the only enjoyment they get.

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Speaker 3: You know, imagine if you if you go for two

543
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Speaker 3: I mention if you hate kids and you're a real

544
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Speaker 3: dumb fuck kid, just and like, daddy, I want to

545
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Speaker 3: eat chalk. You're like, shut up.

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Speaker 1: Just banging his head and he's like, you know, he's like,

547
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Speaker 1: I've been a ben boy.

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Speaker 2: I really had.

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Speaker 3: He's not doing he's not doing it with he's not

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Speaker 3: doing it with comedic timing. He's just been like I've

551
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Speaker 3: been whoa, whoa she has a bow and arrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like it could be that could be like a

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Speaker 1: they're over to this.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, that's in existence. Nobody wants.

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Speaker 2: No, those people end up on dateline, yeah for sure. Yeah,

556
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Speaker 2: it's always the hut.

557
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Speaker 3: And then they become famous.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well we're here to help, right, We're here to help,

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Speaker 2: and that's as as two fathers, we once again have

562
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Speaker 2: given been given great maternal advice from our moms, and

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Speaker 2: we're here to help you guys. So before we kick

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Speaker 2: it off, two cool moms. Pod at Gmail is where

565
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Speaker 2: you send all of your queries, an your dilemmas. You

566
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 2: can even send us a video.

567
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Speaker 1: Now we're going to video submissions, video submission, say, you

568
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Speaker 1: can send us a video as well.

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Speaker 3: We're really updating everything here.

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Speaker 2: It's we're pumped. We weren't coach before. I wouldn't even

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Speaker 2: say that. When we first started, we were with Spirit Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and now we're Delta in the executive lounge.

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Speaker 3: Comfort plus comfortless. Yeah. Okta.

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Speaker 2: Here we.

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Speaker 5: Head to the first question. All right, this one comes from.

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Speaker 3: Also Yes, I'm sorry, who's speaking this is?

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Speaker 5: This is Jiggy kadd.

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Speaker 3: Pat and bending.

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Speaker 5: All right, so this one comes from Alex who hit

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Speaker 5: us on the Instagram. Good evening, Cool Mommy's my name

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Speaker 5: is Alex. I'm in the Air Force, so he's in the.

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Speaker 3: He's thank you for I have to say that, right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Out of all of them, they get to fly around,

585
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Speaker 2: did the best, they get treated the best, but thank

586
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Speaker 2: you for your service.

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Speaker 5: My wife is afraid when I get out of the

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Speaker 5: Air Force and become an airline pilot that I'm going

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Speaker 5: to be gone for long stretches of time. How do

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Speaker 5: I calm her nerves for being gone for about fifteen

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Speaker 5: to twenty days a month. Thanks for the help and

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Speaker 5: love you both.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's going to be shooting at you, honey, like

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Speaker 1: nobody's gonna be trying to take my plane down and

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Speaker 1: will active war.

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Speaker 3: So that's the plus. I guess you start with the

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Speaker 3: pluses pluses.

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Speaker 2: Here's the negatives. I would just start sending pictures of

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Speaker 2: hot stewardesses. Don't worry, I'll be well to take care

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Speaker 2: of Jetty gets hungry on the road.

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Speaker 3: All right, it's seriousness, let's see.

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Speaker 1: So well, the biggest thing is a career change, right,

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Speaker 1: so you're gonna you have to deal with that, which

604
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Speaker 1: is what we've been through.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure stretches the time apart is tough.

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Speaker 1: So you're just gonna have to make sure that the

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Speaker 1: time together is spent together, or that you're in the

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Speaker 1: moment while you're there. I think that was a pitfall

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Speaker 1: I had had at one point, was when you were present,

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Speaker 1: you were there, but you weren't you know, there physically,

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Speaker 1: and you're not there emotionally or mentally, or you know,

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Speaker 1: just be there in the moment.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be the most important thing. I think.

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Speaker 2: Yes, two guys that travel a lot, we've had discussions

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Speaker 2: about this as well. And you've lost a lot of weight. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you normally would like push that. You can't even push

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Speaker 2: it out to be funny. No, not. You look fantastic,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, But I appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: What the hell is that has to do with day

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Speaker 3: for Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I was just looking at it. I was like, wow,

622
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Speaker 2: you look great.

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Speaker 3: You don't look like an airline carrier anymore.

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Speaker 2: But no, I agree with you. That was something you

625
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Speaker 2: had said. And Billy Gardell, a good friend of mine,

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Speaker 2: told me years ago. He's like, because you had mentioned it,

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Speaker 2: you know about everything whatever. You've been pretty public about things. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know to a degree. But but like when you're home,

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Speaker 2: be home, and like I make sure to spend as

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Speaker 2: much time as I can with my children, but I

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Speaker 2: also do everything I can to be like, all right,

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Speaker 2: just why don't you and I go to lunch today,

633
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Speaker 2: or let's let you and I take a walk and

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Speaker 2: just you know, feed the security for her because those

635
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Speaker 2: days that I am gone, you know, she's by herself.

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Speaker 2: She's spinning so many plates. And also you know, there's

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Speaker 2: I'm working in Vegas all the time, I'm boozing it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm out till three or four in the morning, so

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Speaker 2: I'm still checking in with her, But I want to

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Speaker 2: do everything I can to provide her with a sense

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Speaker 2: of security. That's this relationship that you're attacked.

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Speaker 1: I think you neverled it on the head because insecurity

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Speaker 1: definitely creeps into when time's apart on both sides of it,

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Speaker 1: Like when I'm away and like if I call and

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Speaker 1: she doesn't pick up the phone, like I'm like, what's

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Speaker 1: what's happening?

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Or I'm like, you know, what is

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Speaker 3: everybody okay? It's like, you know that's addiblely you go

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Speaker 3: through the houses on fire, the dogs bright and everybody right,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 1: But I think that's that's a part of it too.

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Speaker 1: So to help blanket all that and bubb will wrap

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Speaker 1: those moments. It's like to make sure the time spent

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Speaker 1: together is reassuring there's love there and and you feel

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Speaker 1: like you have a partner in the moment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, security, I think is the insecurity is what is

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Speaker 2: where I think trouble stem from. Right the minute, it's

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Speaker 2: just like there's question there's whatever. I don't know why

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about. Billy Gardell one time told me a

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Speaker 2: plumber came to his house one time and he and

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Speaker 2: it's during the day and he's like, oh, we've got

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Speaker 2: a plumber. I didn't know we have a plumber. I

663
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 2: guess there's some issue. There was an issue, and it

664
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: was like five grand with the plumbing stuff. Okay and

665
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: uh and and he said the guy was kind of

666
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: good looking, you know. He comes in, it's a good

667
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: looking plumber. He writes a check for five grand, and

668
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 2: his wife is kind of like a little twinkle in

669
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 2: the eye. He's like, Okay, that was weird. And they're

670
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 2: like three weeks later, he's coming home and he sees

671
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 2: the plumber and he goes, five grand. Please tell me

672
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: my wife that's great. Rather but to the to the

673
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: to Alex, I believe the Air Force pilot a thank

674
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: you so much for for what you do. And then

675
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 2: as two frequent flyers, thank you very much for keeping

676
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 2: us safe in the skies, especially with all these crazy

677
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: videos you see. Sure of everybody on the airlines, I've

678
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: never seen an incident like that happen, but I'm sure

679
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 2: it must be a common occurrence because it's always in

680
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: the new stuff.

681
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: For as much as we fly, I've never seen it back.

682
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 3: I never had one.

683
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: Hup, Yeah, never seen it.

684
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh we said it out loud though. Now watching Forget

685
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And you're

686
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: flying next, so let me know, get back to Nashville.

687
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: How that goes. Yeah, I would just say, spend time

688
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: together and uh, you know, re sure. And also be

689
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: in touch when you're on the road. Yes, be in

690
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: touch on when you're on the road, that's very important.

691
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: Be able well out.

692
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: Don't answer while you're flying, put it on the do

693
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: not to stare it while you're in the air. But

694
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: because you don't want to, you don't want to come

695
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: over yell you about the life.

696
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: But don't they just flip in an autopilot. That's what

697
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 2: I hear they do now because the computers are so good,

698
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 2: they're there to help ascend problem. But once you're up there,

699
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 2: you just kind of flip a switch and you're just

700
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: kind of yeah, but what do you think they're doing?

701
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: End I'm playing angry birds like they look at beat

702
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: boops and things.

703
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they gotta make sure you get it. The beatpoops

704
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 3: and all right, yeah, all right.

705
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 5: Next question comes from Celeste. She says she believes that

706
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 5: honesty is always the best policy, but I'm not sure

707
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 5: people always want to hear the truth. If you ask

708
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 5: me a question, I'm going to give you a totally answered,

709
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 5: honest answer. Is there any time when honesty is not

710
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 5: the best policy?

711
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you this right now, there is not

712
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: a human being on the planet that is better at

713
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: being honest than you. You are, so you cut to

714
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: the bone so quick, there's no bs and around you.

715
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 2: I and there's another good friend, a mutual friend of

716
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 2: Vince Vaughn. He's the same way. He just let's get

717
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 2: to the truth right now, what is the truth? And

718
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: I will tell you the truth, so we're not sugarcoat

719
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: in this and bullshit. And those friends I feel are

720
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: better to have than the one that kind of pussy

721
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: foots around it and is going to be sweet and kind.

722
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And then it takes you like four weeks

723
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 2: or even four years later to go, why didn't you

724
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 2: ever say anything? You know, I think those of the situation,

725
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: the paradigm of that relationship. I'd prefer to have the

726
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 2: blunt force instrument as opposed to the sugar coated you

727
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: know friend what is That's that's what I really appreciate

728
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 2: about your friendship. So you are as honest as the

729
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: day is long.

730
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know how how you took to

731
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 3: it in the beginning.

732
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: And I love the freesture for you too, because you

733
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: and I, you know, we established a friendship for real

734
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: after like we were just we were friendly and whatever.

735
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: But you and I we're righty to die now. But

736
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: you in the beginning, I don't know if you knew

737
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: how to take I like it though, yeah, because I

738
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: think I think you got there because they're like, oh,

739
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: that's just how he Oh, that's how he is. Like yeah,

740
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: I think it's It's interesting, right, I think it's interesting.

741
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: You have to you know, there are levels of honesty

742
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: with you are with different people, Like I'm very honest

743
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: with you, very honest with the boys.

744
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 3: You know. I'm honest with you.

745
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: You know, I have other friends that I'm honest with,

746
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: but maybe like I won't say as much sure or

747
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: as quickly, you know, right, I think there are But

748
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: I do think always honesty is is pretty it is important,

749
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: but also not at the expense of people's feelings, and

750
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: I think that's where the blawings get blurred.

751
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 2: You're you're a very emotional, intelligent person, Like there have

752
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: been one or two times where I may have said

753
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 2: something on stage or went went the wrong way. And

754
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: you're you're a leader. You're smart enough. You've been in

755
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: situations where you're leading where you you just say, hey,

756
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: can I talk to you for a second, and you

757
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: you're you're smart enough to go, let's not do this

758
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: in front of everybody. Yeah, no, need to Let's do

759
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 2: it here. You know, some people want a grandstand. Some

760
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: people want to like, hey, I'm going to go around

761
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: and stuff. It's just like it's ridiculous. So I you know,

762
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 2: something is easy, Hey, where do you want to go eat?

763
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: I don't care, let's go. You're like, you know, if

764
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: I say, hey, let's go at sushi, I don't want sushi,

765
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: It's like okay, we know, because you could end up

766
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 2: with somebody who didn't really want sushi, but they're gonna

767
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: sit there and they go along with it. It's like I

768
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: didn't really want to go. Well, why didn't you say anything?

769
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: You know?

770
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 2: And I think that's that's why I prefer to have

771
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: somebody who's right there so you understand the dynamic and

772
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: now there's no there's no hard feelings one hundred percent.

773
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: I think there's certain things where the number one thing

774
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: if your feelings get hurt, say something, because no one

775
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: knows how you're feeling unless you say it. You could

776
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: and then you get yourself upset because like, well they

777
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: should know I'm upset. They don't, So let them know

778
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: the way that they're definitely gonna know you're upset and

779
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: have a chance to correct something.

780
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 3: Right, And we've had this conversation a bunch.

781
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: Is like, if you say it to them, they know

782
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: you're taking out off the table.

783
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 3: The people not knowing because you drive yourself crazy.

784
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: Right You're like, oh, I wish they you know, I

785
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: wish they knew, Well why don't Why don't they know?

786
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 3: Because they just they don't know, right, you know?

787
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: So I think that's a big when when honesty comes

788
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: into play, Be honest about how you're feeling to people.

789
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 3: I think that's number one.

790
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: And people can't handle it, then they just maybe it's

791
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: not supposed maybe it's not for you, But.

792
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: I've come to you for advice. You recently I called

793
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: you about a situation where a friend of mine and

794
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 2: you know, again, it's just like that person thinks differently

795
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: than you. Isn't that amazing? It's like, oh yeah, yeah,

796
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: of course they operate differently. So it was, you know,

797
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: it's good to get those reminders of a different perspective

798
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 2: at times. But but I believe you are one hundred

799
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: percent correct. Honestly, is the best policy. And it's something

800
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: even with my wife, I think we're I.

801
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: Was just gonna ask you, would you tell jess Youdan

802
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 3: like her outfit?

803
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: There have been occasions without her prompting it. She always asked, though,

804
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 2: She's like, do you like this or this? I'm like,

805
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 2: I like that? God, you know, because I just know,

806
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: you know, but half the time I don't care.

807
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 3: Me and Bessie just.

808
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: Went to a gala, uh two nights ago, I think

809
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: it was, and and she was like, and she just

810
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: had and I went, oh, no, not for you, and

811
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: she started laughing. She goes and then she goes, yeah

812
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't sure. Oh I'm sure this is

813
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: not a good dress.

814
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 3: We gotta try someone else. We got, I said, what else?

815
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 3: We got in the hopper and that was what she.

816
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: I mean, because we've been together so long, she gets it.

817
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: But the same thing with me, Like she'll be like

818
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: those shoes. But I think I bring that out in

819
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: her because we allow it, Like we allow the honesty

820
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: in her house.

821
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 3: And even my daughter and son. I see them now.

822
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: My daughter, like she'll get dressed and she'll like, you

823
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: know how everybody's like, look how perfect my little princess

824
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: and whatever? You know, my doos got great style. She

825
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: just loves it. And she'll be like that and I'll

826
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: be like, I was like, is that the jacket we're

827
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: gonna go with? And she's like, I have another one?

828
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: Should wear that one?

829
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 3: Like she like talking about it, like look how pretty

830
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 3: my princess is. You know.

831
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, you want to show them that

832
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: there's options and different things.

833
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: It's not like you're not going to hit home run

834
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 3: every time.

835
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: But it's great again to go back to security. Your

836
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: daughter has security. She's cure in herself, and I think

837
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 2: that's so important. The other day, I was walk up

838
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: with my son somewhere and I was ribbing him. I

839
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 2: was just giving it to him, you know, in like

840
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: a funny way, like I was saying something about something

841
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: he'd like his appearance, and he just laughed it off,

842
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 2: and he laughed along with the joke instead of being like,

843
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 2: do you really not like that? And I was like

844
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 2: in that moment, I was like, I didn't realize until

845
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 2: he was laughing, but I was like, am I being

846
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: a little hard on him? But then I was like,

847
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: he's rolling with it. He's so confident in himself. He's

848
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 2: laughing at it. He's not saying, Daddy, you hurt my

849
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: feelings or something like that. And I just thought, boy,

850
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 2: that's a great what a great trait that is, and

851
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 2: something I wouldn't have even thought about or put together

852
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 2: unless I had that moment, you know.

853
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 3: The best thing to do is like, like, I'll get that.

854
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Like with the jacket thing, she was like, she's like,

855
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: she's like, should I wear this jacket?

856
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 4: This?

857
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 3: Check? I said, what, Jack, do you think you were right?

858
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell with the way, what do

859
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 3: you want? Which one do you think you like better? Yeah?

860
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: And then she'll put that one on and she's she's like,

861
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: how does it look? I said, do you like it?

862
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: Like? That's it? Like?

863
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, good, let's go what makes you feel better.

864
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. I would have put the other jacket.

865
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 3: She looked like shit, but I'm not going to say that.

866
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, you picked that jacket,

867
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: you picked the wrong one. We're going to go out

868
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: in public with it this.

869
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 2: I'm We've been to so many restaurants, right, so many restaurants.

870
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 2: The water's like, how's the food? Jes like, that's okay,

871
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: I know, don't ask me. It's I've never seen anything

872
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 2: like it, like like and then they go okay. But

873
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 2: like most people I think would just be playing, go

874
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: it's great, thank you so much, and you go back

875
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 2: to it. It's like it kind of sucks, but you

876
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 2: will always always always be honest.

877
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 3: Well I'm not in polite.

878
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: You're never like, hey, listen, this was great, but the

879
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes they were a mess.

880
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. You know, there's been desserts that have come

881
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: to our table, like, hey, how was the cheesecake and

882
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 2: they're so proud of which I was like, it was okay, Yeah, it.

883
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 3: Was okay, you know, but you know what, the sherbet

884
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 3: was fantastic or.

885
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Yeah, one bite into a meal,

886
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Give me something else to take this. Yeah,

887
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: I mean most people picture this. I just I'm not

888
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: gonna put myself.

889
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: Through eating this. Give me the penny, you know.

890
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and be like, oh I

891
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: should have got the penne No, I'll get the Yeah,

892
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it.

893
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 3: Why life's too short. I got honoies to clog get

894
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 3: into it.

895
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: But it is one hundred percent the way to live

896
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: if you can. I can't bring myself to be as

897
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 2: confident as you are to be that honest. But but

898
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, you just you you shortcut so many

899
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: other things. People know from the jump this this is

900
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: gonna be what he wants to get this done. Otherwise

901
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: you know, you're just wasting time.

902
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: I will say honesty is a great policy, but also

903
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: be mindful of people's feelings. Yes, don't be mean about it,

904
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: like if you know it's like you know.

905
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 3: These people like, I'm just honest. If you can't take it,

906
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 3: you can't take it. That's not my approach.

907
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm not like right right right, because I don't put

908
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: myself in situations where I'm just like, oh, you look,

909
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: you're so stupid.

910
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 3: Like I'm just being honest.

911
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: You're stupid, right, Like, that's not for something that doesn't

912
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 1: help anybody.

913
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 3: That's not right, right. You know, I could think you're

914
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 3: stupid and you wouldn't even know it ever, But I wasn't.

915
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: I was just looking to you for the next question.

916
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 3: Don't be so stupid. I love you.

917
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 5: All right, we'll have to we'll do a fun question.

918
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: This one's a fun one.

919
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 5: This one's from Yeah, these are all This one's from Grace,

920
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 5: which is particularly fun. I don't know if this is

921
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 5: a question from the internet, but I loved it. Uh

922
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 5: Is the kool aid man the jar or the juice?

923
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh yeah, that's a great question.

924
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 4: Night.

925
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: He's got to be the jar.

926
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 3: He's gotta be the jar. So you're just saying, if

927
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 3: you pour out the kool aid, is he dead? Is

928
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 3: he got empty? Is he an empty boss?

929
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 5: Is he talking from within the jar? Or is he

930
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 5: the jar himself?

931
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: He's like he's like Frosty. He's like frost Frosty.

932
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 3: Melts right, There's no, he's a puddle. The puddle's not

933
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 3: talking to you, so he's not.

934
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: This is a quest.

935
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's a great that's the right way to

936
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 3: go down it.

937
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: So if the frosty the snowman melts, the puddle's not

938
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: talking to you.

939
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 3: The snowman is gone.

940
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 2: He's gone.

941
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: Got it. So now if the juice gets poured out,

942
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: he's gone. He's gone.

943
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 2: That's what I would. So he's the jew And then

944
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: I thought that the jar is him because he's got

945
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: hands and legs. Right, he's got it. Does he have

946
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: a little spoon, Well.

947
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 5: Here's that when he comes when he blasts the wall. Yeah,

948
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 5: but when he blasts through the wall, his face doesn't

949
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 5: juggle in the in the juice. Yeah, if he was

950
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 5: the juice, he with his face would juggle a round.

951
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 2: Wait, all that all that mortar and brickshit was that

952
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: would get in there too. I'd be like, you gotta

953
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 2: clean it. You can't drink that cool Yeah, you can't

954
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: drink it. Nobody's drinking that cool aid.

955
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: I don't care how big the cult is you if

956
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: you're if you take the kool aid man and you

957
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: grab him by his grabbed by the scuff of his neck,

958
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: and you tilt him over like a teapot and pour

959
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: everything out, is a kool aid man and you stand

960
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: it back up?

961
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 3: Does the jaw go? Why do you do that, does

962
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 3: the puddle go? Why am I out here? That's that's

963
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 3: the conundrum.

964
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: It's a real conundrum.

965
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 2: I think it's gotta I think I'm going I'm going

966
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: with my Frosty thesis.

967
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 3: Okay.

968
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 2: I think if Frosty meltz, there's no Frosty. And I

969
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 2: think if the kool Aid is drunk, he's kool Aid,

970
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 2: he's kool Aid.

971
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 3: It's kool Aid man.

972
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: It's the it's it's the product. Right, he is the

973
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 2: kool Aid. He's not there to sell you a jar.

974
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 2: He's there to sell you the powdery.

975
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 3: So you are equating the vase to the magic hat, right,

976
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 3: because if he's in the vase, he becomes alive to

977
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: become this person.

978
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: So once to put a Frosty the cap on a snowman,

979
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: he becomes Frosty the snowman. So if you take the

980
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 1: hat off, Frosty unfrostified. And if you break the vase,

981
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: cool Aid's dead. So I would say, I think we're

982
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: all We're all on team.

983
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 3: It's the kool Aid.

984
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 5: What do you think I always thought it was a jar.

985
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: Oh, so you're on the opposite side of the fence here.

986
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 5: I think it's the jar because the face does he move?

987
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're dumb.

988
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 5: The face doesn't move, like every time he walks, his

989
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 5: face doesn't.

990
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: I see. I get the nou sloshing thing.

991
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 5: I think that the kool Aid creates the man within

992
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 5: the jar.

993
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 3: The kool Aid is the man in the jar. It

994
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 3: needs to be in the jar though, so there won

995
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 3: the symbiotic.

996
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 5: I think biotic thing. Okay, I think the jar comes alive.

997
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: Get out.

998
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 5: It comes alive with the Jews.

999
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean there's there's a part of that frosty element. Then, yeah,

1000
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 2: that's the analogy. But you're on the other side of it.

1001
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you went you went left?

1002
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you know, we don't want to be devisive

1003
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: here on two cool moms and Jiggy.

1004
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 3: Apparently it's cool.

1005
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 2: You're also mega you want the pizza hat on instead

1006
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: Pizza Gate.

1007
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 5: We had time for one more.

1008
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 2: By the way, Jiggy is the only comic I know

1009
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 2: that always wears his own merch. It's a cool hat though,

1010
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 2: that's the Well, that's why, that's why I like that hat. Yeah,

1011
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: I really do like that hat, and I still have mine.

1012
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: But it's the white with the it's the white with

1013
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: the black mesh and the I wear other.

1014
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: I wear other people's march all the time. Do you

1015
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 3: I love that? Yeah?

1016
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: I do that. You and sal do that a lot.

1017
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I like I like to promote other

1018
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: people's stuff, and I also like to be comfy.

1019
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,720
Speaker 2: Well, I'm I'm promoting this uh little known band called Oasis.

1020
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were talking about you promote you

1021
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 3: promote the desert. You're like, I love the Sahara.

1022
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 2: We're these guys pretty awesome.

1023
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 3: Okay, well more.

1024
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 5: Final question comes from Brandon from the Instagram says, my

1025
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 5: brother is dating a girl that's clearly manipulating him, and

1026
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 5: my parents won't do anything about it. What should I do?

1027
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 3: Oh? That's tough.

1028
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: Uh So he's got his brother's got a girl and

1029
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: he doesn't like it, basically doesn't like it, doesn't like

1030
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: the way that's going into you know, other people's business

1031
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: is tough, though.

1032
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 3: Manipulating the parents though, that's how.

1033
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 5: I think I read it with the wrong emphasis. Girl

1034
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 5: the girl dating girl is clearly manipulating him, and my

1035
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 5: parents won't do anything about it.

1036
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: Oh, gotcha?

1037
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 3: So that changes the whole question. You want to try again? Yes,

1038
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 3: try it again, jig Hey.

1039
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 2: Dumb, dumb.

1040
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 5: My brother's dating girl that's clearly manipulating him, period, and

1041
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 5: my parents won't do anything about it.

1042
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: Oh, inflection changes the question.

1043
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: He's waiting for the parents to do something about it,

1044
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: got it. He should be waiting for the brother to

1045
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: do something. Hey, dude, what's his name again?

1046
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 3: Brandon?

1047
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 2: Hey Brandon? Why don't you get laid and not worry

1048
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: about it? Dude, whyn't you stop being jealous of your

1049
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: brother because he's crushing ass? Oh? Yeah, you want a

1050
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: fresh one from your older brother or from uncle Stevie.

1051
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 2: Hit the streets, find a girl, go to Dave and

1052
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 2: Buster's at Happy hour, make it happen.

1053
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 3: Christ lose to for one ski Bols.

1054
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 2: No, he's looking up for his bro. That's really sweet.

1055
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 3: That is sweet. But I mean that's the to your pointers.

1056
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: You can't do it. You can't do it.

1057
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't you know, if you don't like somebody,

1058
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: they end up, you know, getting married, having kids. You're

1059
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 1: the godfather of this kid that you hate, this hateful child.

1060
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 3: I mean, you know you know that's it. I mean,

1061
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,479
Speaker 3: it could be it could be a very nasty road. Yeah,

1062
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 3: you know what you know.

1063
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, you know, he gets sick,

1064
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: passes away, and now you got take care of the

1065
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: wife because she's got an injury from the big accident

1066
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 1: they were in.

1067
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: Her legs don't work, and now you're pushing the wheelchair.

1068
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: And now you're stuck with this woman that you were like,

1069
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: I didn't like you back in the you know, twenty

1070
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: year five years ago.

1071
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 3: That could be tough. You don't want to put yourself

1072
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 3: in that situation.

1073
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: Why on your business you really paint a picture? I'll

1074
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: tell you, because that's the thing that can happen. Let's

1075
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: say HM and a girl, they get together, they get married, Okay,

1076
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: and now that's the end of life. All this is

1077
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: the in law. You go and you spend the holidays

1078
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: and you want to Thanksgiving passed me the turkey. We

1079
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: don't eat turkey. We need toe furkey. We're trying to

1080
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: say the turkey. So fuck you, bitch, I want turkey.

1081
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: You can't have turkey. You ruin in my life. You

1082
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: say all this at Thanksgiving, you walk out, you don't

1083
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: talk for twelve years. Your brother has a devastating accident,

1084
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: he ends up passing away, and now that. She's like,

1085
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: you know, I, if you ever want to see your

1086
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: nephew again, you're gonna come and have te furkey. And

1087
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: he's like, ah, fine, I have t Ferky. You go

1088
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: there and have toll ferk. You get locked in the house,

1089
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: it gets taken over by strangers, and now you're in

1090
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: a hostage situation.

1091
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 3: The only way to save our life is to kill

1092
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: the nephew.

1093
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Speaker 1: Now you kill the nephew, and now you have to

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Speaker 1: marry the wife.

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Speaker 3: And now she's your wife. And now if you said

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00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 3: something twenty five years ago, she would hold that against you.

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Speaker 1: Dadda, Yeah, wow, you really I think about these things.

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Speaker 2: That is absolutely part of the multi verse. Is you

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00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 2: you you doctor stranged it for us?

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Speaker 3: I did? I did? Or you could just you know,

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00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 3: say I don't like your girlfriends like me. Neither got.

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Speaker 1: God you said something to get it. Get in people's

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00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: relationships is tough. I always try to step back. I

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00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: made the mistake once of telling one of my very

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00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: good friends that I didn't like the woman he was with,

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Speaker 1: and uh, they were still together for multiple years after that,

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Speaker 1: and it was very awkward. Oh man, Yeah, and he

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00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: didn't he didn't appreciate that, and then I was like,

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00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: I think that open my eyes to be like some

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00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: things you just don't need to make your business even

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00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: though if you feel like you were doing the right

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00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: thing for your friend, which I did feel like I

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00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: was doing. I was just telling him I don't think

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00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: this is the right one for you. And he did

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Speaker 1: not receive that.

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00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 2: Well, right, but there they are still together.

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00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 3: And no, okay, I was right, but I don't put

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Speaker 3: in his face.

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00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, you were right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, at the end of the day, I was right,

1121
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 3: but I don't like to rob it in his face.

1122
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 3: But he knows.

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Speaker 2: Is he sitting in this room, No, he's not.

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Speaker 3: I was looking at the camera because he watches and

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Speaker 3: you know so.

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Speaker 2: Also so this just the little clues we get in

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00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: the emails. It's like he's reaching out to his parents

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Speaker 2: to do something about it. He seems young. The brother's

1129
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: obviously young. It's a fresh relationship. So what's his name again, Brandon?

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Speaker 3: Just know this.

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00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a thousand girls that are going to

1132
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 2: be interested and dating and maybe not and all this

1133
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 2: there's only one one. They would say, Oh, I'm looking

1134
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: for the one. There's only one one. Sometimes there's two ones,

1135
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 2: sometimes there's three ones in a lifetime. So odds are

1136
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 2: if this young relationship is going to ride it out,

1137
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: they're going to learn experiences from it and make the

1138
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 2: next relationship even better. So just I know you care

1139
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: about your brother, just shut your mouth, write it out.

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00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 2: You can't do anything about it. Mommy and Daddy can't

1141
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 2: do anything about it. And mom and dad are a

1142
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 2: little more experienced than you are, and if they ain't

1143
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 2: doing shit, then you shouldn't either. But it's great that

1144
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: you care about your brother. That's the win.

1145
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: Eventually, your brother is going to be walking the streets

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00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: holding a Tiffany necklace.

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00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: In his hand that she gave back and crying, and

1148
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 3: somebody's gonna.

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00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 4: Say, my bro, well, that's been too cool obs.

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Speaker 2: Great job, great job, buddy, too great to be here

1151
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,040
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1152
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