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Speaker 1: Hi guys. Hi dude, this episode is bat shit hilarious.

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Speaker 1: This episode is batshit crazy. Casey could not understand. She

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Speaker 1: was like, wait a second, you're telling me you wore

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Speaker 1: that hat just for that ending, just for that one.

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Speaker 1: It's like yeah, yeah. She's like, what the hell are

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Speaker 1: this is one of the funniest episodes. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you like the silly ones, this is one of the

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Speaker 1: best episodes, the silliest, funniest episodes in five seasons. This

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Speaker 1: is probably, first of all, I'm not gonna say it's

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Speaker 1: the silliest one up there. Yeah, yes, yes, it has Uh,

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Speaker 1: it has some really really really out there moments. I

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Speaker 1: was there's a robot, there's a robot. There's a Jewish robot. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: and then and then the joke, why did I make

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Speaker 1: him jewish? My parents to kill me? But dude, I laugh.

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Speaker 1: I had to pause to laugh because I was missing shit,

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Speaker 1: that's how funny. So if you're listening to this show guys,

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Speaker 1: and you're not always going back and watching them, or

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Speaker 1: you're not watching along, you have to go back and

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Speaker 1: watch this one because it is really, really, really funny.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, these last two episodes, I don't I

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Speaker 1: remember shooting these last two episodes, and I remembered watching

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Speaker 1: these last two episodes for some reason. These are two

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Speaker 1: episodes that I've seen quite a bit. It's My Big

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Speaker 1: Bird by the way, five oh eight, right, Joel. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's written by deb Fordham and Rob Greenberg, who's become

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Speaker 1: it was always a big showrunner and he was married

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Speaker 1: to Gabby Alan Greenberg, one of our main writers, and

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Speaker 1: now he's become a big filmmaker. But he did a

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Speaker 1: really good job. It's also really well directed. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I want to catch up with you, but

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Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't be on the zoom and not

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Speaker 1: be like, how fucking college an episode I was? I

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Speaker 1: took like, we're not gonna get to everything I wrote down.

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Speaker 1: I'll fill the page of notes with just the cold open.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, you went hard laughing. I was sitting here

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Speaker 1: like this, like with my head in my hands, laughing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember making this episode. There were so many great

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Speaker 1: moments in it. Anyway, how are you how great? Life

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Speaker 1: is good? You know I'm still a bit under the weather, right,

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Speaker 1: But you don't have the delta. I do not have

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Speaker 1: the delta. People are getting that delta left and right. Bro. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but listen, it's not okay. So here's where the misinformation

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Speaker 1: is coming in. Yes, there are breakthroughs, but the number

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Speaker 1: of breakthroughs compared to the number of people not vaccinated

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Speaker 1: is fractional. Let's put it that way. The people that

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Speaker 1: and re shut down. LA County was yeah, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: thought we you know, when they said one hundred million

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Speaker 1: people in America that wasn't enough to reach hard immunity.

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Speaker 1: Did we even make it to one hundred million? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. But listen here in New York City, we're

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Speaker 1: in much better shape. He pantomimes smoking a cigarette. I

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Speaker 1: know you guys are doing well. There. A lot of

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Speaker 1: people got well, not good. I mean, I mean I

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Speaker 1: it's not you know, the vax makes it not bad.

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Speaker 1: They have like a bad cold. But then I know

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Speaker 1: in bad shape. Right. The thing is, that's the crazy

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Speaker 1: You can't force anyone into it. But the reason this

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Speaker 1: get into one day or shoon what you're trying to do?

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Speaker 1: Fried Chicken. Now listen. Casey's theme song we Have to

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Speaker 1: Say was written. I think it premiered in the previous

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Speaker 1: episode that it's good, but we didn't we didn't ever

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Speaker 1: Our friend who is blowing up. She's Carrie Brothers wife

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Speaker 1: right now, she's on how about that? Yes, Carrie Brothers

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Speaker 1: is her husband. Carrie Brothers played instruments on the hit

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Speaker 1: Casey jingle track. But we want to thank jess who

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Speaker 1: right now. She did that new uh cama cabeo Cinderella,

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Speaker 1: Casey things on im. We're gonna make it a ring tone, right, Joel,

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Speaker 1: you're on that yeause a lot of you Casey Casey came.

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Speaker 1: I get it as my ring tone? Kase, come down here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about ray fos, tell me what

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Speaker 1: And that's what it is. Yeah. Um, Cinderella comes out

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Speaker 1: Five six stories about show. We made a lot of stories,

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Speaker 1: so get around you here, yatoo around here. I just

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Speaker 1: can't believe how much is packed into this episode. Like

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Speaker 1: every every ten seconds there's a huge funny bit, dude.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I wanted just to say it opens

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Speaker 1: up with you pulling into the parking lot of this

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Speaker 1: Uh quickie, mart I guess they would be would right, Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And uh, look smooth on the scooter, Dude, You look

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Speaker 1: Look kind of cool on this, You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like I always, that's always something I know you, and

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Speaker 1: I know how much you ride motor You ride motorcycles,

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Speaker 1: you ride scooters. I ride my bikele around Manhattan, which

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Speaker 1: double black diamond. Like you. Every everyone wants to kill you.

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Speaker 1: Everyone wants to kill you. And now, not to digress,

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Speaker 1: not to dike, bro, not to digress from your point.

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Speaker 1: But what's happened since I've been here in Manhattan is

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Speaker 1: don't have the manpower to like fucking regulate any of this.

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Speaker 1: So these dudes are on the sidewalks, They're going the

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Speaker 1: it's like Frogger but death, it's like Corson. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what Corressan is. Let's really do the racing speed

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Speaker 1: no no. Corson is the capital of the universe in

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Speaker 1: Star Wars. That's what Joel. You just got Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I meant to hit the boost my boot

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Speaker 1: but he exiled himself there. Thank you both for responding

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Speaker 1: when I saw there's a giant new Star Wars Lego ship,

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Speaker 1: it's huge. Donald. What wait? What was it, Joel? What

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Speaker 1: we pulled Daniel off this one chat for Star Wars

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Speaker 1: related things. Ah, I was gonna say I missed this one. No, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: That's not true. You said you said I'm not a

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Speaker 1: Star Wars there it is. Y'all know that you can't

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Speaker 1: be on it, then you can't be on a text bro.

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Speaker 1: That's not what happened. That's not what happened, Daniel, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: what happened. I'm the one who started the Joel Donald

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Speaker 1: text chain, which is solely Star Wars fan geek shit

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Speaker 1: because they have their own podcast that they're going to

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Speaker 1: lego ship about Star Wars. Have all of the have

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Speaker 1: all of the group chats you want. I just thought

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Speaker 1: in the jeez, no, no, behind the curtain. For everybody

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Speaker 1: having my own internet issues and it gets me heated.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Okay, but that's that's all. That

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Speaker 1: dais with Cox and and Kelso on it with just

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Speaker 1: a blue curtain. We were all like, couldn't it's so late,

420
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Speaker 1: couldn't you guys just set this blue curtain up in

421
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: this dais in urgent care? And remember Randall, theroducer, was like,

422
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: maybe maybe, maybe we'll talk about that later, but come on,

423
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep shooting. And we were all so tired,

424
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 1: and we all started chanting turn around and urging care,

425
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: turn around. Care. We got in trouble for that. Yeah,

426
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: they didn't like that, but I bet but uh but

427
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: it was so fucking funny that we remember that this

428
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: many years later, that that night yelling turn around, and

429
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: you don't care because the crew got into it too.

430
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: They were tired too. They were like, turn it around late.

431
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: It was late. Oh my god, I laughed out loud.

432
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: Dude at me crawling to Carlo's microphone at the at

433
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: the at the conference, I can't find a hot mic,

434
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: so I just keep crawling and then I just go

435
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: back and sit down and he goes asked me another question,

436
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: and I started crawling out, and he goes, doctor Dorian,

437
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: I'm eight feet from you. I can hear you. Well,

438
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 1: I don't know, okay, So we'll get to it at

439
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: the end of the show. Also, but Cox is the

440
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: one that blames everybody for this person's death. He's like, yeah,

441
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm betting it's one of you guys as fault. Yeah,

442
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: he thinks we fucked up, right, And we'll get to

443
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: what happens at the end. Okay, But we also learned

444
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: that JD has a hug schedule okay for Turk and others. No,

445
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: is it just I think it's others. Two. All I

446
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: know is he gives Turka hug in the morning, and well,

447
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: you were scheduled for two, and you know, you piss

448
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: me off. I cross you off. Then you expressed that

449
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: you're upset about it, and you hear the voice that

450
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: we're going he's hurting hugging now, and then you go

451
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: to hug me, and obviously I was hurting because I

452
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: go to hug you too, and then we get interrupted.

453
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: Was that the waffle foot thing or is that a

454
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 1: different section? I think it's waffle foot thing. Yeah, that's

455
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: the waffle foot thing. Dude, did you laugh at waffle foot?

456
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: I cracked up at waffle foot. I laughed so hard

457
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: at waffle How could that's Do you remember doing? Do

458
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: you remember having to put on the gag for waffle foot? No?

459
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: I don't remember it, but I'm sure it was difficult

460
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: because I'm very ticklish on the bottom of my feet,

461
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: Like if I get a massage, they can't like they can't.

462
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: I don't like my feet touched, like I get so ticklish.

463
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: So I can't imagine how I survived them putting a

464
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: waffle presstead, I cut my foot, but it looked great.

465
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: They did a good job. Okay, do you even call?

466
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 1: Do you even called? The reason why he got waffle footed? Um? Yeah,

467
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: I think I pissed off the cafeteria staff, I wrote

468
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: this time. Yeah, the calf workers. I accused them of

469
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: giving me smaller waffles than others. Yes, yes, yes, and

470
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: they I'm assuming this was Troy had something to do

471
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: with this, and crazy eyes and crazy eyes of Margo. Right,

472
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: they got together and they waffled my foot. They waffled

473
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: your foot, which is like really, like, that's brutal. That's

474
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: brut that's brutal. That's brutal. That's brutal. You gotta complained

475
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: about the wall. Then this is what happened. This is

476
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: this is what this means. One of them was like,

477
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: complain about a waffle one more time to me, yea,

478
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: just do it one more time. I'm a waffle your foot,

479
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: ye And j D with pride and with all of

480
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: his pride, like I'm just saying, yep, his waffle seems

481
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: a little bit bigger than if you look at the scale.

482
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: If you look at the scale, my waffles do appear smaller.

483
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: And at that moment they grabbed you, took you in back,

484
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: and then waffled your foot. I like to think that

485
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: crazy eyes. Margo tackled me and held me down until

486
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: Troy could come get me, right, until Troy, until Troy subdued.

487
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so bizarre. God, this episode has so much.

488
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,959
Speaker 1: We introduced first of all, Oh my god, the fucking

489
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: janitor's fantasy of what he would do with one hundred million. Yeah,

490
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: would train a shark, right, Casey was like, what the

491
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: fuck is this? Well, this is at least a fantasy.

492
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, at least this is a fantasy. The ostrages

493
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: are in the real world. That's the real world. That's

494
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: the real world. So the janitor in his fantasy has

495
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: trained a shark, and long as he trained the shark.

496
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: But the shark is able to communicate through walkie talkies. Yeah,

497
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,239
Speaker 1: that's how that's he spent all of that money. That's

498
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: what he spent the money on. Right, But the shark

499
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: isn't is trained to kill. The shark can will respond

500
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: to wakie talkie communication. Yeah, not only respond to walkie

501
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: talkie communication can understand it, and and and there's a

502
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: bunch of commands. There was at least two. Yeah, what

503
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: was the first one? Stand down? He goes wait for him,

504
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: wait for him, and then he goes the lobsters in

505
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: the pool. So he trained the lobsters in the pot,

506
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: the lobster pot. So he trained the shark to understand

507
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: code words. Also, yes, the shark is very smart, very smart,

508
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars smart. Yeah, but also like, does

509
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: the shark wear a headset or is he's Yeah, because

510
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: when I when I saw it, I pictured the shark

511
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: head like a walkie talkie headset. The sharks Jabba jar

512
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: Do you remember Jabba Jaw? They call him Jabba Jabba

513
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: Jaba jab Jabba Jaba Jabba Jaw. No, but this is

514
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: the most students shock you. Who ever saw he's a

515
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: shark that could talk? I would walk on land named

516
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: Jabba Jaw. I never saw that, but this was It

517
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: was very reminiscent of Jaws. I think the stuntman had

518
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: lines tied to my waist. You had to be on

519
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: some type of No. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't without help,

520
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: you couldn't have done that, but I think, as I recall,

521
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: the stuntman had like they were like one on either

522
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: side of the pool, and they had lines tied to

523
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: my waist. I probably had like a stunt waist belty

524
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: thing on, and then they were just ripping me around

525
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: the pool crazy. I remember thinking like this is probably

526
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: gonna hurt tomorrow. Yeah, okay. Then we also introduced the

527
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: legendary floating head doctor in this episode. What a fuck

528
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: listen what was going on in the writer's room. But

529
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: they're like, we're got to shoot the whole thing. I

530
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: want we gotta redo this episode with Bill because this

531
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: is like this is like such a tipping point, like

532
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: crescendo of silliness in the spl Where did who was like,

533
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: we should do a bit where a floating head has

534
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: to freaking uh? I know, I always think they were

535
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: They weren't really stoner's. Yeah they had to be. Come on, bro,

536
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: think think of them, we know them all. They weren't

537
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: big pot heads. It's like some of this is such

538
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: silly stoner humor. That's what I said to my wife.

539
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: I was like, Babe, this is like the epitome of

540
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: what it means. In fact, deb who's the main writer

541
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: on it. It was probably the most straight laced writer

542
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: of them all from it right, she was, she was,

543
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: she was, and I'm sure it is religious, and she

544
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: was very funny obviously, but she was like the least

545
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: stonery silly. Yeah. Anyway, we'll be right back with more

546
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: floating head doctor after these words, and we are bad Kczy.

547
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: It's a bob, right, it's good, Joel. Don't you think

548
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: it's a bob? No, I really start. I'm just signing

549
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: my head and not giving vocal confirmation that it is

550
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: fun as hell. It's really fun. Daniel the DJ says

551
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: it's a bob. It's a bob and a half. And

552
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: the new version is like really clean. Yeah, justin phone

553
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: it in. She really produced the funk out of it.

554
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: It's like to sing it when I'm cooking hooky. It's hooky.

555
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: I walk around my apartment singing it. Yeah, totally earworm.

556
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: Do you think I should write jingles as my side career? Guys, man,

557
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: we got we got two hit songs because we got

558
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: three hit songs. I know what you're trying to get into.

559
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into one day, that's what

560
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: you're trying to do, trying to get into. I feel

561
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: like I could be the new John tesh Oh. I

562
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: will be at your red Rock. That's an old reference

563
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: that um, young people that listen won't get. We've spoken

564
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: about on the podcast. He was Entertainment Tonight hosts who

565
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: wrote Jingles. All right, so floating head doctor, I yell, body,

566
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: come now. My body is down in the gym working

567
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: out next to Richard Wells. Did you notice Richard well Yes,

568
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: I did notice, very handsome African American man next to

569
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: my body working out is our best first assistant director

570
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: of the whole run, Yes, and our and he became

571
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: the upm. He became the UNI production manager and he's

572
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: a really really amazing guy. Um and so he had

573
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: a little cameo there. I think he has like a

574
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: few cameos throughout this. Also, he's directed a few episodes.

575
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: He'll soon direct a few episodes. Yes, he did direct some.

576
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: We love Richard and um, body wipes out into a

577
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: post wall. So I have to do cupr just by

578
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: slamming what's your head? Yeah, that's weed, man, that's gotta

579
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: be wead, It's gotta be wed. I know dev, I

580
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: know listen, it's gotta be some type of narcato that

581
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: has It's not it's you know what it is. It's

582
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: just a lucinogen. It's something that only happens really fun

583
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: comedy writers rooms, where everybody gets so batty and silly

584
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: and they just start pitching the silliest stuff and everyone's

585
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: cracking up and they just you know, it's probably late

586
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: night and you just come up with some silly ass shit.

587
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: It's crazy. The ostriches that we've stumbled across. Now, okay,

588
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: hold on, let's go back. Let's talk about Jason Bateman

589
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: being Yeah Bateman, the Jason Bateman. I know why we

590
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: skipped over it, because what the fuck is Jason Bateman

591
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: doing on the show? Anybody? Anybody? I know the story? UM,

592
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: Jason and I were friends and UM arrested development and

593
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: Scrubs were both doing really, really well, and we were

594
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 1: at some cocktail party. We as the head of Fox

595
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: and the head of NBC and I had a buzz

596
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: and UM and Jason and I were chatting and I

597
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: was like, I want to be on your show, and

598
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: He's like, I want to be on your show. Like, hey,

599
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: the heads and the different networks are here. Let's go

600
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: ask him if if if they'll be okay with us

601
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: being on. You know, it was a party. Everyone was

602
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: having fun and I was and I was like, hey,

603
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: so and so can I be on a Fox show

604
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: just as a guest spot? And he was like sure?

605
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: And then hey, so and so can can I? Jason

606
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: was like can I be on the NBC show? And

607
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: They're like sure, and like literally, that's how it happened.

608
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: And then we told Bill and I did a cameo

609
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: as a never nude on Arrested Development. Fucking never knew. Yeah,

610
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: I was a never nude on Arrested Development. And then this,

611
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: so this was Jason's cameo. I think he I'm assuming

612
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: the only was available for like a day because dude,

613
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: I think he maybe had like four lines in the whole. Yeah,

614
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: he didn't have much to do. We should have given

615
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: him more, but he's you know, he's Jason Bateman. He's

616
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: funny doing anything and yeah, and um, but that that's

617
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: how it came about. Um. So we stumble on the ostriches. Okay,

618
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: we come across the ostrich come across the sign first yes,

619
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: and the sign says beware of and we have to

620
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: wipe it and it says birds and we laugh and

621
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: I've got on this silly red kango. By the way,

622
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: I was with Brett Goldstein and Bill. Brett Goldstein plays

623
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: Roy Kent m Ted Lasso, and I was telling him that.

624
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: I was telling Bill, We're about to get to the

625
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 1: Ostrich episode and it's so funny. And I watched something hilarious,

626
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: which was Bill with the giggles pitch to Brett the

627
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: micro plot of of you and I, and it was hilarious.

628
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: Why because Bill, Bill has an incredible memory, and without

629
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: watching the episode, he was recounting the shots. He's like,

630
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: and then and then Brett, and then Brett. You see

631
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: one of the Ostridge's legs slowly closed the gate. They're organized,

632
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: they're organized. And then I go and then I go

633
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: the century. There's there goes the century every three minutes

634
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: like clockwork. So in the world of Scrubs, everybody not

635
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: in a fantasy. The Ostriches astri Ridges can be trained,

636
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: can be traded. Yes, go ahead, they were trained. First

637
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: of all, they they purposefully trapped us by closing the gate. Yes,

638
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: they treat us, They treat us, yes, which I think

639
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 1: is a verb and um, and then they I fall

640
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: down because I'm I want to give you a hug.

641
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: Of course you had to find a reason why JD

642
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: fill out of the tree because thought it was a

643
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: good time to hug that ostriches that. It's funny to

644
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: me because I remember how they shot that shit. But

645
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: the Ostrich peeking from behind the tree, Yeah, that was

646
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: the That was the fake Ostrich. That that made me

647
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: laugh harder than anything because I remember how to shot

648
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: that shit. I remember this whole thing. Oh my god.

649
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: And so yeah, so then the Ostrich kicks me through

650
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman's with the right because we find out that

651
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: because you're you've you you've googled it on your phone.

652
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: They're usually docile creatures, but their kick can kill someone. Yes,

653
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: And then you hear you go flying through right, and

654
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: I get kicked into mister Sutton's living room, where um,

655
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: Jason says, um, aren't they so majestic? I make belts

656
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: with their necks, right, and he pulls out off his

657
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: belt right, and then I get kicked in through the window.

658
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The funniest dude is when you go

659
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: he go, I go, why didn't you escape? And you

660
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: go I did escape. They were waiting in the car.

661
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: So the Ostriches have gotten into the car, you guys, Yeah, yeah, okay.

662
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: And then Jason says, that's Leon loves a car ride.

663
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: And then I go that ostri stole my hat, right,

664
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: my cano? Now, now, I took a picture of it

665
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: because I had to. I just wanted to send it

666
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: to Bill to just let them know where we're at.

667
00:38:53,719 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: But look at this, it's an Ostrich wearing a can though,

668
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: don Donald, I don't know if Peter would be down

669
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: with however they strapped that kango to that Ostriche's head.

670
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was done the

671
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: right way. Yeah, well, I'm kidding. There's always an animal

672
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: safety person on set. But that's the Ostrich was indeed

673
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: wearing a cano. It might be the first. Do you

674
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: think it's the only Ostrich who's ever worn a kango?

675
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: Hidden History of Earth? I doubt that. Why? Why why

676
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: can't we be so bold? Because you thought of it,

677
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: and so therefore it's a possibility that it's happened before.

678
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: I you know that thing I do in Garden State

679
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: where my characters like, um, you know, I'd like to

680
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: do something I've never thought of it before. And I

681
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: make Natalie make like random noises because I used to

682
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: really do that as a kid. I would be like,

683
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: I had this little weird game I made up as

684
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: as a young kid where I would be like, I

685
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: want to be original. No one has ever stood on

686
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: this spot, put their head like this, put their hand

687
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: like this, and be like yeah, like I'd make like

688
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: some weird long noise, and I'm like, no one's ever

689
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: done that in the history of our no one has

690
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: ever done that, right, And that's why I be wrong,

691
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: and that's why I put in the garden state. Right.

692
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: So I'm just sitting here thinking, I think in the

693
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: history of mankind, no one has ever strapped to an

694
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 1: ostra set. You're absolutely Joel your thoughts. Uh. I believe

695
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: that because it looks so cute and sweet when he

696
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: walked in. I don't even like birds. Terrify me. This

697
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: is honestly my worst nightmare. But if you look book,

698
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't like birds. They're either like rats with wings

699
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: and disgusting or horrifying birds of prey that will keep

700
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: me up at night. Uh, they're very ravens outside my

701
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: window calling all morning. I don't like it. I close.

702
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: I like birds singing. Sure, that's pretty as long as

703
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: it's very far away from me. I don't like the

704
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: flapping and in my face. They like beaks of death.

705
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: I have a weird thing with birds and cages. I

706
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: always feel so bad for them because you're supposed to

707
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: be how they're flying in the sky far aways. Sorry,

708
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you listeners who love birds, including my mom,

709
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: who has little parakeets in cages. I's just I always

710
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: feel like, oh, let them fly. I agree, but it's cute.

711
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: So yes, probably other ostriches have worn kangos before. I

712
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: don't know if any of them have had red k

713
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: I don't agree, Joe, I think that, Daniel, what are

714
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: your thoughts? Has an ostrich ever worn a kango in

715
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: the history of mankind? Yes? I don't think so. I

716
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: think you're original on this one. You honor me, you

717
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you? All right, all right, So there's

718
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: the ostriches. Somebody out there's like, fuck y'all, man, I

719
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: came up with that shit, right. It's like Eddie Murphy

720
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: when he was a black member of the Beatles. She

721
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: loves you, she loves you, man, She's got a ticket

722
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: to Rod. But she's got a ticket to Rod. But

723
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: the bitch don't care. Man, I forgot that sketch. That's

724
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: so funny. He was a whole bit about him being

725
00:41:54,840 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: the fifth Beatle and being kicked out. Yeah, yeah, I

726
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: suggest you take that. That's a casting tone out your boys,

727
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: all right. So we learned that, uh Cox, it would

728
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 1: spend his one hundred million putting Jordan in a glass box. Right,

729
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: So Christa takes her booby out and it puts on

730
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: the glass. It's glorious. It was sexy, glorious. I don't

731
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: I don't mean any disrespect to Bill Lawrence, but his

732
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: wife's booby in that bra on the glass was glorious.

733
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: It was glorious. And she's licking the glass too. Yep,

734
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't yep, you shifted. I'm not going to say that, man.

735
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to listen. Man, I

736
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: think Krista, who doesn't listen to the show, I'm sure

737
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: would be honored that you shifted. Well, then if that's

738
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: the case, yes, I did have a wait. Oh, Sarah's

739
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: would spend one hundred million dollars building a husband robot, Yeah,

740
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: a robot husband but and then the husband goes miles

741
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: all the time, and she goes, oh, why did I

742
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: make him Jewish? My parents killing? Yeah, I didn't realize that,

743
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: you know, marrying a Jewish man was still considered. I

744
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: guess back in there, you don't. Of course, there's people

745
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: that don't want. They didn't know the Semitic they don't want.

746
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. My point is I didn't think.

747
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: I didn't know that Elliott's parents were one of those

748
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: people as well. They're you know, if you remember them,

749
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: they're like cartoonishly waspy Connecticut. You know, they're not They're

750
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: probably not down with the well made, but they probably

751
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: they would probably would prefer a Protestant robot or Episcopalian robot.

752
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: Where's loafers? And it was really good at squash. Squash

753
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: is the whitest sport ever. Squash. Yeah, you'd probably be

754
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: great at donald I do love hit. I want to

755
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 1: play pickleball with you. That's squash, dude, pretty much, isn't it. No,

756
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: squash is like racquetball vibes, whereas pickle ball is Um,

757
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't I can't see how squash could be considered

758
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean, like handball hitting the ball against the wall

759
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: can't be considered like white sports because white sports it

760
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: seems like what the expensive sports. And I feel like

761
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: all you need is a wall to play. No, it's

762
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: just like I mean, it's just a synonymous. I mean

763
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but I I equated with like

764
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: the country club and like, do you want like those

765
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: guys in trading places? Should we play squash? You know

766
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: it's like rich guy racquetball. Yep, got it, White danel, Yeah,

767
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: I agree with that. If you see a squash court,

768
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: it's always like a really like fancy thing and everybody's

769
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: got there, you know, they're nice white song. It's like croquet.

770
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: It's kind of like croquet. I always should we play croquet?

771
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: After squash? Poll? And then stoked on the ball? Best

772
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: part of another Eddie Murphy movie. And she stepped on

773
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: the ball. Elliot is duct taped to the wall with

774
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: the with the phrase I'm horror yes, which was another

775
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: funny little side piece side story she gets. She gets

776
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: tricked by a man. He convinces her that he's not

777
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: married by just telling her his wife's not around, so

778
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: she automatically thinks what his wife has passed away? They kiss.

779
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: Turns out he still has a wife. She just wasn't

780
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: around in the room at the time. Then Elliot convinces

781
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: him to be because she thinks he's scum to go

782
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, and that's up to his wife what

783
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: he's done. Yeah. And then after she's done it, she realizes, wait,

784
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 1: this could backfire against me. And it's so funny. Sarah

785
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: is so funny in that, in that in that scene

786
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: where he's headed in there to look like wait, wait

787
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: wait wait no no no no no no no no

788
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: no no no, no no no no. That woman was

789
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: good too, She did a good job. Yeah, she screamed

790
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: that she's a horror. And then Elliott runs into Elliott

791
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: runs into the room where we're all in and she

792
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: goes She's like, where is that horror she's hiding? And

793
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 1: then Elliott finally, you know, gets the cohonas to step

794
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: up and say, look, we've both been wronged here. It's

795
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: not my fault, it's not your fault, it's his fault.

796
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 1: But she doesn't want to hear it. The wife doesn't

797
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: one here, and a woman, I mean, do you know

798
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: what I do to horse? Yeah? But how did that woman?

799
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: How did that woman do that. I mean she had

800
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: to incapacitate Elliott, yes, and then maybe Troy, maybe Troy

801
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: and crazy Eyes Margot helped, but someone had to help

802
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: her duct tape Elliott to the wall. Yeah. Never never

803
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: really explained. Yeah. And then one of the last most

804
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: bizarre things in this fucking episode is that I Jason

805
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: Bateman's character makes me feel bad for not appreciating garbage man.

806
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: So I wait by the garbage for my garbage man,

807
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: whose name is Jabari Jabari. Yeah. I definitely made that

808
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: up because there was a Jabari in my high school

809
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: and Jabari grabs my ass. Yeah, yes, no, yes, yes,

810
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: Jar you go to hug Jabari and then he grabbed

811
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: your ass. Yes, I can't imagine how awkward it is.

812
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: That was definitely made up on the day. But Bill

813
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: or someone was like, wouldn't it be funny if he

814
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: grabbed your ass and like saying to that guy like, hey, sir,

815
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: how are you nice to meet you? So we're gonna

816
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: hug and then if you wouldn't mind, would you squeeze

817
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: my ass? Okay? So I have one beef about this

818
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: whole thing, this whole episode. So Cox is there the

819
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: whole time the whole time. Cox is there in the hospital,

820
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: in the hospital, right, he's there talking about the lotto stuff.

821
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: He talks to uh, he talks to Sarah's character, he

822
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: talks to you and I. I see you're saying there's

823
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: a plot hole. Yeah, how can he sit here and

824
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 1: talk about there being uh, you know, nobody did nothing

825
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: being covered when he's there the whole time. Well that's

826
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: a good point, um, but he can't. You know, he's

827
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: no superman Donald. He can't cover the entire hospital. Totally

828
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: understand that. Um, he can't cover the entire point. And

829
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: I think in honesty, in all honesty, someone died who

830
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: shouldn't have died, and Cox is pissed. He's like, you

831
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: guys fucked up, like you but you left it to

832
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: the interns. No, but that's not what happened. He died

833
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: from a pulmonary right. We learned that reveal in the

834
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: end from from Johnny Castle running in. But I don't

835
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: I think at the time Cox, you know, he's kind

836
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: of bringing down the hammer. He's like, it's you know,

837
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: fuck ups are going to happen, but you guys fucked up,

838
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: and now we need to talk about accountability. I can't

839
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: fucking I can't be the only doctor in this hospital.

840
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,959
Speaker 1: Where the fuck were you guys? You you told because

841
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: of all your fucking michigas, you left this to the interns.

842
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: And he's dead. You know, I understand that he was

843
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: genuinely pissed off and wanted wanted them to be held accountable.

844
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: But then once they're once they're off the hook, he's

845
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: still upset. Yeah, well they're off the hook because they

846
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,479
Speaker 1: got lucky that it was that it was actually something

847
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: they had no control over. But they shouldn't be out

848
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: chasing ostriches and fucking hooking up with patients parents and

849
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: we're obsessing about the lottery, like there's lives to be saved.

850
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: They can't be fucking around. The whole hospital was obsessing

851
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: about the lottery too. So and then that was really

852
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: beautiful that you know, of course classic Bill Lawrence. Uh,

853
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: you know, this is the silliest fucking episode so far.

854
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: And then it ends with that the ghost following us

855
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: all around. That was beautiful, Casey said, started crying. She's like,

856
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: that's oh my god. I mean, that's the magic of scrubs, man.

857
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: And we can say that because we didn't write it.

858
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: But the fact that this dude and his posse Bill

859
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: and his entourage can can have you looking at an

860
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 1: Ostrich with the canggo hat and then the next scene

861
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: of tears in your eyes because because something is so beautiful?

862
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: Is that that was? That was really good? Yeah? Great episode. Laugh, great,

863
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: great episode. I'm telling you, if you just listen to

864
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: this show and you don't go watch them, watch that

865
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: one again. It is. It is so funny. And if

866
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: you do enjoy jazz cabbage um, you should enjoy jazz great.

867
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: It will pair nicely with jazz cabbage um. Do well,

868
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 1: do we have a guest? We do, all right, So

869
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break, We're gonna empty our bladders. Yes,

870
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: and we will be right back with a really fun guest.

871
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: And where forever do or do not? There is no trying,

872
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: all right, We are trying, Yoda, I am trying. How's

873
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: your no weed thing going? It's good, you know, it's

874
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: not no weed. It's just a lot less weed, a

875
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: lot lot less weed, Dude, like a lot lot less weed.

876
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: I went from it's good smoking a crap ton of

877
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: weed a day to smoking very little weed a day.

878
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: And it's actually it actually feels better than smoking a

879
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: crap ton of weed. I think when you get to

880
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: the crap ton of weed, you get that addicted shit,

881
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: and when you smoke just a lot. I don't know.

882
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 1: I know if too many people that are addicted to weeds,

883
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: Like anyone who says weed is an addictive is bullshit

884
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: out of their mind. They're lying. I know people that

885
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: are like a different person now because it's all they

886
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: do is smoke weed. Yeah, and I think that's a

887
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: damn shame, damn shame. Listen, Joel, who do you have

888
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: for us today? You know, like a bottle? Maybe talk

889
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: about the episode? So come on, give it up. No

890
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: I Knowell, don't act so surprised you noll are you?

891
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: Noel has a shocked face on it is you knew

892
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: you were gonna be. You knew you were gonna be.

893
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: But when you see when he's fanning herself like they

894
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: do in the movies, like they do in church, fanning

895
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: her eyes to stop him from crying. Noel, nice to

896
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: meet you. Welcome, Thank you for having me. Oh yeah,

897
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: you're very welcome. Where are you calling us from? Oh

898
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a pedunk town Ralla, Missouri. Though, really

899
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: from Saint Louis, Rolla, Missouri. Even though you're from Saint Louis.

900
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: What do you do in Rolla, Missouri? Noel? Oh, I'm

901
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 1: working from home. Yeah, like a lot of people are. Yeah,

902
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: you've done a lot of decorating in your in your

903
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: in your beautiful home there, Noel. You audience would get

904
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: that joke if you saw that. Noel has just a

905
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: blank white wall behind her and a lamp. What do

906
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: you do, Noel? What is your work that you do

907
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: from home? Oh? I processed payroll for an international company

908
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: called Premium Retail Services. Okay, are you able to skim

909
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: a little something something off the top without them knowing? Okay?

910
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: Because there was that movie what what movie was that Donald?

911
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: Where they where they realized that the percentage of tiny

912
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: scents they steal the little space office space, Oh, office space,

913
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: that masterpiece of a movie. Yeah, you could pull an

914
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: office space Noel and um and just see what happens.

915
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: Caught at the end of it. Caught at the end.

916
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna recommend you don't do that. Don't do that.

917
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: But Noel, I'm just saying, since you know this and

918
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: you're in charge of payroll, you should look at Office

919
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: Space and just see if it's viable for you. I

920
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 1: recommend watching Office Space because it's very funny. I do

921
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: not think you should watch it for research on how

922
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: you should pull a high stick. I'm just saying I've

923
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: never spoken to someone who's actually in payroll, and I

924
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: just wanted to know if she's considered embezzling like they

925
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: did an Office Space. Right. I don't think that's the

926
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: movie to watch, right. We don't promote an inbrezzlement on

927
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: this show, Noel, I don't know why you brought it up. Um, Noel, welcome.

928
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: Do you have a question for you? So? What is

929
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: the most obscure life advice you've been given to date?

930
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: The most obscure life life advice I've been given to

931
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 1: what's the advice that the mom gives Steve Martin in

932
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: the Jerk? Or is the dad? It's the dad? I'm sure.

933
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: Don't trust Whitey is one of them? You laugh, because true,

934
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: the Lord loves the working man. Yet why Lord loves

935
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: the working man? Don't trust Whitey? And what else? See

936
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: a doctor and get rid of it. That might be

937
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: the best advice ever. See a doctor and get rid

938
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 1: of it. Oh my God, if you haven't seen the jerk,

939
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: you can't be our friend. It's just a masterpiece. I

940
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: don't know obscure life advice to any of you guys,

941
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: have any good, obscure, weird life advice someone's giving you.

942
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's how obscure it is, but like,

943
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: get a morning routine is something that's absolutely changing my

944
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: professional life. You know. I used to just get up

945
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: and hop on my computer and start working because I

946
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: have a lot to do and I have my brain

947
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: is clearer in the morning than it is at the

948
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: end of the day, so it's like I just gotta

949
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: rush it and get as much done as possible. But

950
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: then my therapist was like, what if you just, you know,

951
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: took a minute to like really get yourself together and

952
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: grounded and see if that would work for you? You know,

953
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: try doing the same thing every morning, um, and see

954
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: if you're not as stressed out by the time you

955
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: actually approach you work and it's working and I really

956
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: enjoy it, So get a morning routine. That's good? Does

957
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: yoda count as obscure life advice? Do not or do not?

958
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,439
Speaker 1: There is no try? Yeah? I mean I love it. Yeah,

959
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: there you go write that down. Um. I don't know

960
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 1: how obscurre it is, but I think that one of

961
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: the most beneficial thing my father told me was just

962
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 1: to not be intimidated by asking bold questions and bold

963
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: making bold requests of people. Um. That's something that throughout

964
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: my life has really paid off because ninety eight percent

965
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: of the time people go sure you know, and you know,

966
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: and you're like nervous to do it. You're like, oh

967
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: my god, I'm not going to ask. Like there's this

968
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: filmmaker I really really look up to and I admire

969
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: and I and my agent represents him, and I was

970
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: this is just a recent example, and I was like,

971
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask my agent to ask him if he'll

972
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: read the script, my lead of script, because like, I

973
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: really love this guy. I'd love his thoughts on it.

974
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, I'm kind of nervous,

975
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: Like what if he's like, I'm not gonna read something.

976
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: And then he's like, sure, I'll read it. He read it,

977
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: gave me amazing notes. And that's just a recent example,

978
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: but it goes back my whole life, Like I like

979
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: just having there's like a Jewish Yiddish expression chutzpah, which

980
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: basically means having balls, but like having the chutzpah to

981
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: just ask bold questions and people ask big requests of

982
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: people not getting your head about oh they're gonna think this,

983
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: they're gonna think that, and like no, step up to

984
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: the mic and go, hey, person that I admire or

985
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: look up to anyway, that's my pep talk. That's a

986
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: piece of advice my lad father gave me that I

987
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: always think about. It works for you too, because sometimes

988
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: you do it and you don't even know that you're

989
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: doing it. Like you remember when Dick Van Dyke was

990
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: on this show, it was you that asked him to

991
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: sing while I played and it was something that I

992
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: was having a hard time doing and you did it.

993
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: It was so I want to say, cavalier or how

994
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: you did it was like off the cup like and

995
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: then he was like he's like he plays Jolly Holiday.

996
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: And Dick was like, oh does he? And and and

997
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: Zach goes, yeah, he's got to play it for you later.

998
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: And when he plays it, you should sing along with him.

999
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: Why don't you sing along with him? That's how you

1000
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: asked him, and he was like, hey, okay, sure, all right,

1001
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: that's how it came about, of course. But in that example, Donald,

1002
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: I was totally fucking nervous to do that, but I

1003
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: but I stepped up. What I'm saying is the advice

1004
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm passing forward to Noel and anyone who cares, is

1005
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: you step up to the fearful moment and then cross it.

1006
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm nervous to ask Dick Vandyke if you'll sing

1007
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: with my best friend. But I think of my father

1008
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: and I summoned my chitzpah, and I go, Dick, you

1009
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: should sing with Donald. And then and then, you know

1010
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 1: what's what's the worst that's gonna happen. He's gonna be like,

1011
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: oh no, I don't sing anymore. But I'd love to

1012
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: hear Donald sing. And that's the best that could happen.

1013
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: One of the fucking greatest moments of your life. Do

1014
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: or do not? There is no try same thing. You

1015
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: know what? My favorite expression is that I've been thinking

1016
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: about a lot lately. I don't know who said this.

1017
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: Y'all can google it. If you care, your life begins

1018
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: at the edge of your comfort zone. Yes, yoda Joel's

1019
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: preach Joel, Yeah, your life begins at the edge of

1020
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: your comfort zone. Uh No, Tom from Fast and the

1021
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: Furious said that. Shit, No he didn't. That's exactly he

1022
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: says a version of it in the movie. He didn't

1023
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: write that. It's a famous quote. I don't know, but

1024
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: I think about that a lot. When when you when

1025
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: you have Yeah, when it comes to family, your life begins. Right, Noel, Um,

1026
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: what's your next question? If you don't have a second question,

1027
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: it's fine, Donald can beat box. I mean, I will

1028
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: punch you right in your dick. Do your little dick

1029
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: in front of Noel asked, fuck ass fuck, I'm an ass. Fuck. Really,

1030
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: you're the fucking ass baby that Schwarzenegger tried to have

1031
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: in that movie. Oh no, okay, sorry, no little Oh

1032
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: meet lamar. Noel, go ahead. Well, I really liked the

1033
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: advice one because someone had told me, you know, if

1034
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: you start dating in a bar, you break up. You

1035
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: break up in a bar, and I was like, that's

1036
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: not true, and like, legit it happened to me. Oh no,

1037
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: that's really interesting. But let me oh, well, let's go

1038
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: to that. Well, Marge, marriage could end because no, you're

1039
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: starting at the club. Donald, that means your marriage you're

1040
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: gonna end. At the club. I don't think in case

1041
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: you're going to the club to break up. No, I

1042
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: think we do. But no, well we can you go

1043
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 1: right to fix your life, which is what we do.

1044
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: It's time for Missouri's Robins favorite segment. It's time too

1045
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: fix your lie. Okay. No, well you got broken up

1046
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: within a bar. We are here to help you. How

1047
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: can we help? I'm currently looking for a house in

1048
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: a new car. So well, Joelle, Joelle, do we have

1049
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: one of those free houses to give away? I really

1050
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 1: wish we did. Know, we won't just give the houses?

1051
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: So wait, what's going on? What's going on? No? Well, okay,

1052
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna put the drama aside. But I'm just

1053
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: looking for um. I just got out of a contract

1054
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: for a house, and so I'm looking for another house. Okay.

1055
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: I would love a house with my dreams. Okay, but

1056
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to look for enough space for me. Okay.

1057
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: How long were you in this relationship for the house

1058
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 1: with the man or the woman whoever it was? Oh no, no,

1059
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: it was it. It was just I got out of

1060
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: a relationship for in a contract for the house and

1061
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: it just fell through. I see. Okay, we thought it

1062
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: was romantic relationship. You you were you were gonna have

1063
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: a house, and it all fell through, and now your

1064
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: dream is, Hey, I have a good job, I'm not

1065
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: skimming off the top, and I would like a home.

1066
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: So I will say this right now is the best

1067
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: time to buy a home because the interest rates are

1068
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: very very very very low. And that doesn't mean buy

1069
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: and get an interest mortgage, but interest rates are really low,

1070
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: so your mortgage will be low for however long you

1071
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: want to. We don't know about what's happening in Missouri.

1072
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: We don't at least in California. In California, um, do

1073
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: you do what I do and obsessively look on all

1074
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: the apps for what you're looking for? Because I love

1075
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: real estate. I'm always even when I I just I'm

1076
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 1: always like looking. Whenever I visit a place, I get

1077
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: like so into it and then I go look obsessively

1078
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: and look at real estate in that area. Zillo. I

1079
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: like Realtor dot Com. By the way, they should be

1080
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 1: our sponsor. That's a really good one. Okay, you know

1081
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: why they have this thing. And Joel, you need to

1082
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 1: tell Realtor dot Com to be our advertiser. Become about

1083
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: to get that. I'm about to give them a big

1084
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: plug right now. They have this thing that I like.

1085
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: It's a feature where you can draw on the screen

1086
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: the area that you're looking for, and it'll just bring

1087
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 1: up right. You know what I'm saying. This is the

1088
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: best free out I've ever given these mofos. Now. But

1089
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: you can draw on the screen, like let's say you're like, oh,

1090
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: I know, I want to be in rolla somewhere, and

1091
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: then you can go, yeah, but I want to be

1092
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: in this neighborhood Ralla. You can just draw on the

1093
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 1: map with your finger and then it only brings up

1094
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: houses in that neighborhood. Come on, so what now? What's

1095
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: your next plan? So what's the move? What's the move? While?

1096
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: Why did the last one fall apart? What can we

1097
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: do to rectify it? Honestly, there were a lot of

1098
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: issues going on with that house. Okay, good, Well, then

1099
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 1: you dodged a bullet. You don't want to be in

1100
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: a You ever watch a money pit? You don't want

1101
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: to money pit? After you watch the jerk watch money pit? Okay,

1102
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: you don't want to be in a money pit. You know. Sometimes, um,

1103
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: the best thing that can happen is that a door

1104
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: closes and a door closed for you. And it sounds

1105
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: like you're really bummed out about it, and I get it,

1106
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: but I guarantee you, Um, if there were problems and

1107
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: there were red flags, it was a blessing in disguise,

1108
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: right Donald? Oh no, I totally agree. You know. Well,

1109
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: then can you say mm hmmm or something? Not the fuck? Listen, man,

1110
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't know which button for fuck's sake to stop

1111
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: talking about your WILLI is Daniel. I need this labeled.

1112
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: I hate that pad. Now, No, you don't you know

1113
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: why you hate the pad because the pad. First of all,

1114
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: the pad is amazing. Um, you hate the pad because

1115
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: Daniel refuses to update my sound effects and you're you're

1116
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: tired of the old one. That's exactly what it is.

1117
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: That's exactly what little only la mom class. Uh. Noel, Um,

1118
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: I don't know how to I don't know how to

1119
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 1: fix this, but I'm gonna be honest with you. I can't.

1120
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: She needs to find another house that that's not a disaster.

1121
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: My specialty is not real estate, Well mine is. Noel.

1122
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 1: You have a good job and you have a paycheck,

1123
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 1: and that's what a bank wants to see that you

1124
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 1: have that you have a good job, and then you

1125
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 1: have money coming in and that you're reliable and you

1126
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: pay your bills on time, and it seems to me

1127
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: you'd be a great candidate for to get a mortgage. Um,

1128
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: you just got to find a place that's not going

1129
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: to be a frigging disaster. And I think that if

1130
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 1: this place fell through for whatever reason, it wasn't meant

1131
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 1: to be. Thank you, You're welcome. You're welcome, Donald, Yeah,

1132
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: you know you're welcome. Girl. I'd wish you the best

1133
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: of luck. Everybody's looking right now for a home. It

1134
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 1: seems like it seems like everybody's either buying or selling nowadays. Yeah,

1135
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: lots of lots happen. Well, people, I think after COVID

1136
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: are moving, they're going you know what COVID made me

1137
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: realize this town. I'm getting outbid a lot um. Folks

1138
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: are bidding, you know, fifty thousand above asking. Right, Yeah,

1139
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 1: that happens good, That's well, that just means you got

1140
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: to adjust you're you're what you're looking for a bit

1141
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: no while, because you're right, people when it gets competitive,

1142
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: they just they you'll get out bid. But that just

1143
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: means you got to you gotta go a little lower

1144
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: than what you got to calculate that into your into

1145
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 1: your process. Yeah right, Donald, No, yeah, no, you're right

1146
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: about no, because in certain areas is crazy. It's like

1147
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 1: it's like there's bidding wars. Yeah, they're well, like I said,

1148
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: this is the best time. If you're selling a home

1149
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: in California, this is the best time for you. Right now.

1150
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 1: Everybody wants something. Even if you're selling homes in Texas,

1151
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: people are buying homes for a hundred to two hundred

1152
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: thousand dollars more than asking price. And that's ridiculous. But hey,

1153
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 1: well it's supplying to man, my friend, if everybody wants

1154
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 1: that house, they're gonna fucking drive it up. But you

1155
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: don't want to get in a situation where you where

1156
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 1: you push yourself. No, well, and you really stretched and

1157
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: and you paid too much, and then you're like, oh

1158
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: now I'm fucked. I I have to like eat Ramen

1159
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: because I bought this house. You know, don't over extend

1160
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:21,479
Speaker 1: yourself so that you don't have room to enjoy life

1161
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 1: and eat really nice food food. Well, I was thinking,

1162
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: like the college Ramen in the styrofoam cup top. Rob

1163
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 1: got it. Isn't that a stereotypical thing that like poor

1164
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: college kids eat. Do you know what I used to

1165
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 1: do in college? I would I would take frozen peas,

1166
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 1: I put them in the microwave, and then I'd pour

1167
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: ranch dressing and I'd mix it all up and have

1168
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: like a ranch dressing pea soup. Wow. Oh no, I

1169
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 1: respect that you knock it, but it's fucking delicious. At

1170
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:58,200
Speaker 1: least I haven't imagine it. I don't like peas or ranch,

1171
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: which is really the problem. Oh, then it's not the

1172
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: meal for you. Um, all right, Noel, You're welcome. You're welcome.

1173
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: Good luck. Please email Joelle, give us, give us some

1174
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: some update dates when you find the home. Well, I'm

1175
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 1: really excited. I'd love to, you know, ask questions when

1176
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,839
Speaker 1: you go over six h six that means my musical episode.

1177
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, Well, thank you so much. Yeah,

1178
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: we gotta we have we have some time before we

1179
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: get to six h six, but we're a season away

1180
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: from that. Yes, But in the meantime, I think by

1181
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: the time we get to six h six, you're gonna

1182
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 1: have the house your dreams, Noel, So please, please please,

1183
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 1: That's what I fives are going out there all right. Well,

1184
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,799
Speaker 1: that was great. That was fun. That's the show, everybody.

1185
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: This was a lot of fun. And um, Daniel, I

1186
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: hope you get your internet fixed. God I do too.

1187
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: And uh, is there a wait? Let me just ask

1188
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,719
Speaker 1: a question, Daniel, Is there another choice? Is there something

1189
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: you can do? Is there in contract? Like in his monopoly?

1190
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,720
Speaker 1: Spectrum's got a monopoly? Um, I mean I could, I

1191
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: could switch Espens, but it's more going to be if

1192
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: this is a consistent problem. But this is the first

1193
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: time it's happened in the four months we've lived here.

1194
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: It's intermittently coming in and out right now, and um,

1195
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: you know, I think it'll be okay by the end

1196
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: of the day. So Daniel, don't don't punch a hole

1197
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 1: in your wall. Oh never, never going okay. That was

1198
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: the day Daniel burnt down his house. Yeah, Daniel, you

1199
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck this. That's that's That's the curse

1200
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,600
Speaker 1: of being nice all the time, is that anytime I

1201
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: get upset, people are like, WHOA, Daniel's upset. Daniel's Daniel's

1202
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 1: big man. You were giving me, you were giving me

1203
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: Bruce Banner vibes. I seriously saw your neck, your next

1204
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: started to turn your green. I you look like Louf Rigno.

1205
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 1: You know what's funny about whatever his name was, it

1206
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: turned into Loufrigno. Like he looked nothing like least at

1207
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: least in the Marvel universe. He looks a little like

1208
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: Mark Ruffalo. Yeah, whatever the actor's name was who turned

1209
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,519
Speaker 1: into Lou for Rigno. It's like he didn't look anything

1210
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: like Louf Rigno, wasn't it, Bill Bixby? Is that what

1211
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: it was? Joel? All right, were supposed to end the show,

1212
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: but give me a quick I don't want to get

1213
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 1: this thespian's name wrong. If Donald's right with Bill Bixby, Yes,

1214
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 1: Bill Bixby on the Hulk, right, yeah, yeah TV show?

1215
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 1: Yeah grew up? Yeah, yeah, yes, Bill Bixby. If you

1216
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,040
Speaker 1: look at Bill Bixby, um next to Louf Rigno, there's

1217
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 1: not a lot of resemblance. No, so he doesn't just

1218
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 1: turn into the Hulk. He turns into a different human being. Yes, yes,

1219
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: all right, anybody, we love you stay safe out there,

1220
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: and he's a story nephew should know. So gather around you.

1221
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: Here are gather around you, Here are scretch me while

1222
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: your WISA mm hmmmm