Speaker 1: Babies that talk like adults.
Speaker 2: It's one more thing. I'm strong and geddy. Seems to
Speaker 2: be the hottest thing on the internet. Babies that talk
Speaker 2: like adults. More on that in the second. So we
Speaker 2: got a new Trump impersonator. Where did this person come from?
Speaker 3: Katie? I just stumbled across him on X but or Twitter.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to call it anymore. But this
Speaker 3: guy he you know, Austin Nasso, who's the one that
Speaker 3: we usually play. He's just got trumped down to a tee.
Speaker 3: This guy's giving him a run for his money. It's
Speaker 3: pretty funny, okay.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 4: The India Pakistan war, I call it World War seven
Speaker 4: eleven is officially over. We ended it this morning. It
Speaker 4: was a tremendous morning. We did a great job. My
Speaker 4: phone rang. It was a number I didn't recognize. I
Speaker 4: was feeling risky, right, it was feeling risky. So I
Speaker 4: picked it up and they said to me, sir, we
Speaker 4: like to talk to you about your extended war. And
Speaker 4: to I said, we're not going to do that. We
Speaker 4: know who the hell is on the phone. We're not
Speaker 4: going to do that. And then the other phone rang
Speaker 4: and it was another number I didn't know. So I
Speaker 4: picked it up and they said to me, sir, you've
Speaker 4: won the lottery. Now send me a social Security number.
Speaker 4: And I knew at that moment we had a golden opportunity, right,
Speaker 4: we had a big, beautiful golden opportunity. We took both phones,
Speaker 4: we put them together. We said, talk, make a deal.
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Settled the India Pakistan war thing.
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 5: Got two scammers on the phone and had him go
Speaker 5: at it.
Speaker 2: World War seven eleven.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's some meggy stuff. Jack and I don't approve. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's good. It's how ridiculous was it that Alec Baldwin
Speaker 1: his quote unquote Trump imitation? It wasn't on TV.
Speaker 2: The AI craze of having babies doing things is huge,
Speaker 2: and we talked about this a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I love the you know, All Babies, Cast of Friends,
Speaker 2: All Babies movie, Goodfellas, All Babies, you know, pick whatever
Speaker 2: it is. They make the characters into babies, and it's
Speaker 2: just it's amazing how they do it. And I don't
Speaker 2: know why. It's so charming. And then I sent Joe
Speaker 2: one over the weekend. It was a old Monty Python
Speaker 2: bit that they turned into babies awesome.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I watched it for a little while
Speaker 1: and I thought, Okay, I get it.
Speaker 2: So you're not into the baby's talking. John Cleese himself
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't doubt it for a second. He wrote it,
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Katie, I've seen like twenty episodes of
Speaker 3: that show. Now though everybody's making talking babies.
Speaker 2: It's run its course with you, huh. I just I
Speaker 2: wonder what I wonder how maybe it's over. I don't
Speaker 2: know how how.
Speaker 1: About the legs are rounding?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I mean because the babies resemble the adults that
Speaker 1: they are taking the place of in a way. It's
Speaker 1: a little mind ben I.
Speaker 2: Read I treated a little Trump, a little orange Trump
Speaker 2: baby who was talking about I don't remember what he
Speaker 2: was talking about. It was very funny about people not working,
Speaker 2: you know, leeching off the government. Baby. So the thing
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I was just asking, is this
Speaker 2: does that require like, does it require anything more than
Speaker 2: me than getting like an app and saying make all
Speaker 2: the people in the Simpsons babies or something, and then
Speaker 2: that's all there is to it? Or is there more
Speaker 2: skill involved in that.
Speaker 1: It might take a few more prompts than that, but
Speaker 1: in my experience, you know, I was I was trying
Speaker 1: to come up with an image just as a run
Speaker 1: through of my idiot dog Baxter. And I'll explain my
Speaker 1: dispar disparagement of him in a second. But I thought,
Speaker 1: all right, let's just what's the first thing pops in mind?
Speaker 1: All right, a black lab border Collie mix licking an
Speaker 1: ice cream cone on a beach. And I got it
Speaker 1: back and I said, all right, add little gray around
Speaker 1: the muzzle and a little gray on the chest, and okay,
Speaker 1: that's close. Uh, make it a chocolate ice cream cone.
Speaker 1: Have the dog where a ball cap, and I want
Speaker 1: to see beach umbrellas in the background. But so it
Speaker 1: takes a minute or two as you'll refine it, but
Speaker 1: it's probably not hard.
Speaker 2: So then would you guess that we're just going to
Speaker 2: go through a bunch of trends like this, so the
Speaker 2: baby's thing is played in you guys's opinion, So then
Speaker 2: it'll be you make all the everybody from everybody loves
Speaker 2: Raymond's a dog or whatever it is, and we'll do
Speaker 2: that for a while.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like remember the trend where they were doing
Speaker 3: something with all the presidents. Yeah, like all the presidents
Speaker 3: are like Vikings and you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: That was kind of fun. Yeah, I tell you what, though,
Speaker 1: it brings us back to that alleged video of Mcroan
Speaker 1: and Merits and others on a train hiding their cocaine
Speaker 1: that you're kind of anti. Zelensky, right, is saying, is
Speaker 1: proof that something's something? It it's ridiculous, but it's the
Speaker 1: quality of it is very, very good. So we are,
Speaker 1: I think, into the world we'd imagine was coming, and
Speaker 1: that is the completely post truth world in which, you know,
Speaker 1: folks with even the slightest pre inclination to believe something,
Speaker 1: we'll see it and believe it completely and reject the
Speaker 1: notion that it's fake.
Speaker 2: Well, you got that from a new standpoint, and then
Speaker 2: from the entertainment standpoint, other than a few likes from
Speaker 2: your friends, Like, whoever made the money Python skit with babies?
Speaker 2: Did they make a dollar off of that? Even if
Speaker 2: it was seen by millions of people. I don't even
Speaker 2: because it gets it gets retweeted so many different places.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's in one source.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's if it's a monetized account, they get
Speaker 3: some form of credit.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like algorithm algorithms, people are
Speaker 2: just doing it. I guess you just do it for
Speaker 2: your own amusement mostly then.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess, But I don't understand. If I retweet
Speaker 1: say that skit and somebody clicks on it, I'd imagine
Speaker 1: the person who posted it somehow gets quote unquote credit
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: I don't know it through Twitter. Seems like all this
Speaker 2: stuff I see is on so many different platforms. It's so.
Speaker 1: Scattered, disparate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so scattered out there. Yeah, I think you're going
Speaker 2: I do think people are going to have to create
Speaker 2: stuff just for the enjoyment of creating.
Speaker 1: Stuff because yeah, which, well let's be fine honestly, although
Speaker 1: who knows where there's money to be made, people will
Speaker 1: figure out a way to make it, and good for them. Ah.
Speaker 1: So the reason I called my dog an idiot or
Speaker 1: whatever I called him, and I've brought this up before,
Speaker 1: but he somehow he stepped on something or he did
Speaker 1: something and he had a very minor injury to his Paul. Well,
Speaker 1: we discovered when we're not looking at at night and
Speaker 1: all he just licks it and licks it and licks it,
Speaker 1: and now it's become a terrible mess and he's got
Speaker 1: to go get antibiotics and god knows what else, and
Speaker 1: he's wearing the cone of shame, which you deserve if
Speaker 1: you're listening, Baxter. Yeah, a dumb ass. Anyway, How is
Speaker 1: that evolutionarily a thing with dogs? That would they have
Speaker 1: fault to do something that turns a minor and insignificant
Speaker 1: injury into an infected mess.
Speaker 2: That does happen a lot with dogs. They just out
Speaker 2: of boredom, they just start picking at it or whatever
Speaker 2: and turn it into.
Speaker 1: A problem discomfort, yeah, whatever it is. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't get that evolutionarily speaking.
Speaker 2: I would tell you though, because I was at the
Speaker 2: farm yesterday where we got four dogs out there and
Speaker 2: they live outside all almost all the time, or run
Speaker 2: around twenty acres and everything like that. The number of
Speaker 2: town dog problems that just don't seem to crop up
Speaker 2: with country dogs is interesting, and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's because they get so much exercise, sure,
Speaker 2: and maybe they're.
Speaker 1: Just so much mental exercise too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just not as likely to lay there and
Speaker 2: lick at your hurt paw because you've been running around
Speaker 2: chasing squirrels and rabbits all day long and you're exhausted.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but just a lot of that
Speaker 2: stuff just doesn't happen. For whatever.
Speaker 1: I think that's a great theory. I think you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: My dog has a boring life. I admit it. We
Speaker 1: walk him a lot, but I mean he's he's kind
Speaker 1: of old, and there's only so much he can do.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've recommended a number of books to him, fiction,
Speaker 1: non fiction, history, some fairly racy stuff, and he just
Speaker 1: doesn't he's not interested.
Speaker 2: I do watch the dogs at the farm, and I
Speaker 2: think I can. I can watch him for like fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes and think you just got more exercise than a
Speaker 2: town dog got in a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, way to hell over there.
Speaker 2: Chasing a rabbit and then all the way back chasing
Speaker 2: something else. Have Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ought to just turn him loose, run around the neighborhood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the neighbors would love that.
Speaker 2: The ConA shame. Yeah, what's that gonna cost you? Any idea?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're taking him to the vet this afternoon.
Speaker 1: It'll four figures. No, do you don't think No?
Speaker 2: No, way, will charge one hundred and fifty bucks for
Speaker 2: the cone.
Speaker 1: We have a cone. He's been an idiot for many,
Speaker 1: many years. We keep the cone, and we've got a
Speaker 1: nice velcrow cloth cone. Yeah, fairly stiff structured thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This this is not a you use it and throw
Speaker 1: it away dog, super luxury cone. Yeah, it's famulous.
Speaker 3: I'm debating on telling you guys a story and I can't.
Speaker 3: It's pretty, it's pretty brutal. But it has to do
Speaker 3: with my my friend. My friend has a farm and
Speaker 3: she's got farm dogs, and one of those farm dogs
Speaker 3: decided to bang the other farm dog.
Speaker 5: And the male farm dogs let's use.
Speaker 1: The term make love.
Speaker 2: They were deeply emotionally connected here, right, Yeah, that is in.
Speaker 3: Love loving relationship. Yes, many hobbies that they share.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Male dogs unit got stuck in female dog oh, and
Speaker 3: ended up inverted.
Speaker 5: So she had to deal with that.
Speaker 1: WHOA.
Speaker 3: She sent me a picture and it was like anything
Speaker 3: I've ever seen before.
Speaker 5: The entire thing was inside out.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could send me a picture of
Speaker 2: that with no context and I couldn't guess in ten
Speaker 2: thousand guesses what I was looking.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I get it. The female dog prolapsed.
Speaker 3: No, no, the male dog what yeah, like came all
Speaker 3: the way out and is stuck out, so they had
Speaker 3: to go to the vet.
Speaker 5: Oh, figure out how to fix I told you this
Speaker 5: was gruesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, you're not gonna show us, are you?
Speaker 5: Oh you know, I will. We're friends like that.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see dog whang mishaps. All right,
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: She's a popular Instagram account.
Speaker 1: Oh you make the dog look like a baby and
Speaker 1: then mishap.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, poor little guy. He was really having
Speaker 3: a good time though. At least he was doing something
Speaker 3: he enjoyed exactly.
Speaker 2: Carma, dog wang mishaps.
Speaker 5: It should be on your phones by now.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of sites for them. All right, I'll look
Speaker 2: at the picture podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready. I'm actually averting my eyes. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dart over there.
Speaker 5: It comes.
Speaker 1: That's about what I expected, honestly. Wow, so he's got
Speaker 1: like a perma.
Speaker 2: I feel like the fact I feel like the fact
Speaker 2: that this picture is on my phone has like alerted
Speaker 2: me to a number of government agencies or probably.
Speaker 1: And well it should.
Speaker 5: Well, if it's on mine, that's got to be on yours.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: I don't like the fact that this was ever on
Speaker 2: my phone. He's going to show up in a courtroom someday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a red light flashing right now.
Speaker 4: We've got a.
Speaker 1: Dog Dick picking Susius here and Rogers seven.
Speaker 2: Sir, I'm deleting this immediately.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Katie, there's something wrong with you. You
Speaker 1: should wear the cone of shame. You can't excess your phone.
Speaker 1: Well I was going to tell a story about making
Speaker 1: asparagus on Mother's Day, but so much for that. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess that's it.