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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Rip

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Speaker 1: Progoge Trend. Guinny progoge Trend. Ah, poor guy. Uh he

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Speaker 1: gone to quote a baseball announcer. I think we'd say

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Speaker 1: it after somebody struck out. Anyways, Uh, I am Jack

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Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled to be joined by super producer Brian Jeffery.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, it's unmy Yeah, I'm never on Mike, but you

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Speaker 2: know any port in a storm.

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Speaker 1: You're also like always adding commentary in the in the chat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I like to work behind the scenes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, well we'll close our eyes, so

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Speaker 1: so you're still technically behind the scenes. We do have

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Speaker 1: some sad news out of Russia. You have Guinny Pregoson

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Speaker 1: was listed as a passenger on a plane which crashed

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Speaker 1: with no survivors. Russian aviation authorities say, oh, what a shame.

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Speaker 1: It does feel like though the trustworthy outlets like The

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Speaker 1: Guardian and such are couching it in a lot of

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Speaker 1: like listed on a plane which crashed with no survivors.

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Speaker 1: Aviation authority says, so I.

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Speaker 2: Don't found a bag of his teeth somehow in the

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Speaker 2: rubble and.

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Speaker 1: One finger, Yes, and it had a sign attached to

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Speaker 1: it that said four finger printing.

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Speaker 2: The Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's something almost admirable about the shamelessness with

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Speaker 1: which Putin kills his opponents. Not quite admirable, but like

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Speaker 1: approaching it, it's just.

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Speaker 2: Like how you admire Frank Black and King of New

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Speaker 2: York or something like that, where it's like, wow, he's

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Speaker 2: just really like he's just really on his grind.

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Speaker 1: There's a fourth rightness to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's like a secret.

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Speaker 2: But he wants everybody to know that he was involved, basically, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Every time.

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Speaker 1: It's also giving Epstein vibes in the sense of like

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Speaker 1: we were all like, well, that guy's gonna die pretty soon, right, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's no way this guy survives.

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Speaker 2: No, you can't get caught this summer and then still

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Speaker 2: be walking around.

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Speaker 1: I think it was also towards the end of the

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Speaker 1: summer when that happened. It's like August is a bad

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Speaker 1: month for anybody who is under arrest and marked for death.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not long for this world with when powerful

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Speaker 2: people are mad at you, Yeah, especially for trying to

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Speaker 2: cool them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you got you can't.

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Speaker 2: I just I remember specifically that Putin is very very

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Speaker 2: not into that. It rubs him. He's like weird thing.

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Speaker 1: He has this weird thing where he's like, really, he

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Speaker 1: doesn't like it if a hockey player doesn't allow him

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Speaker 1: to score on them. And he also hates it when

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Speaker 1: you try and poo him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those two things.

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Speaker 1: Makes him so mad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, uh a fond farewell. You know, we've all

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Speaker 1: we've all been there. We've all thought that we could

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Speaker 1: coop Russia, coup Putin, but harder than it looks.

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Speaker 2: Folks like to see you try a bit a de

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Speaker 2: to the queue.

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Speaker 1: The queue all right, and good news, uh, India's mission

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Speaker 1: to land a craft, the Victram Lander from chandre On

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Speaker 1: three on the south pole of the moon was a success.

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Speaker 2: Ye brother, Hell yeah brother, we on the moon as

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Speaker 2: hell boy.

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Speaker 1: I'm just proud of my friends in the This is

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Speaker 1: the Rock announcing this on Twitter. I'm just proud of

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Speaker 1: my friends the Indian space program. Hell yeah, brother, the

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Speaker 1: is that real?

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Speaker 2: Is the rock? Really? No?

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Speaker 1: But just he he always is like somehow attached.

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Speaker 2: To anytime any people who are brown do anything, he

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Speaker 2: always chimes in, yaues. He's just that fluid.

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Speaker 1: Or and by do anything have their head shot off

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Speaker 1: by Seal Team six is also another example of that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just forgot about that. Just proud to

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Speaker 1: be an American today, Brother, Holy.

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Speaker 2: Shit, I totally forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: This is a historic and I like the wording on

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Speaker 1: this is a story because only the US, China, and

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Speaker 1: the former Soviet Union have achieved a soft landing on

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Speaker 1: the Moon until now. So it's like a is that

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Speaker 1: to distinguish it from like people who have just like crashed,

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Speaker 1: just like fired people at the Moon and had them

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Speaker 2: That's gonna be a small chunk of my afternoon is

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Speaker 2: looking up. Failed landings on the Moon.

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Speaker 1: Were hard landings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hard because I mean, hey, you only hear about

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Speaker 1: Or stick in the moon's eye. Russia. Russia definitely like

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Speaker 1: when you look back at some of the lesser known

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Speaker 1: stories of their like how they made their space program

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Speaker 1: possible was move fast, a lot of the same things. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: They were the first people to send a woman to

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Speaker 2: space and not for like any sort of good reasons.

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Speaker 2: Let me just put it like that.

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Speaker 1: There's some like Grizzly Man style audio of people who

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Speaker 1: Russia just like fired into space without really a clear

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Speaker 1: plan of how they were going to get them down,

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Speaker 1: and those people like burning up, yeah, and re entry.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I've heard the tape. It's pretty he's cursing

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Speaker 2: them all the way.

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Speaker 1: Down voices of death. But anyways, let's not talk about right,

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Speaker 1: you know. Of course this comes just days after Russia

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Speaker 1: totally shit the bed in their attempt. But we're not

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Speaker 1: here to talk about Russia. We're here to talk about India.

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Speaker 1: The rover that they sent will poke around looking for

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Speaker 1: water based ice and examine the physical characteristics of the

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Speaker 1: surface of the Moon. But the water based ice, it's

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Speaker 1: just funny too. It's funny to me to imagine that,

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Speaker 1: like the thing that determines who will rule the Moon

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Speaker 1: is like who gets there first. It's like a race, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because that that's the thing they you know, Dibbs.

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Speaker 2: In the past decided, hey, we shouldn't probably shouldn't allow

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Speaker 2: governments to have military installations on the Moon. So there's

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Speaker 2: treaties for that but as far as like you know,

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Speaker 2: depleting the Moon of all of its resources and possibly

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Speaker 2: sending large chunks of it flying at us like a

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Speaker 2: Roland Emerick movie, that's all fair game. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 2: can't wait for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no military installations, but mining towns, mining installations which historically.

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Speaker 2: Have to never had any like mishaps or accidents.

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Speaker 1: Now I think I think we're good here. India is

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Speaker 1: like the next you know, they're just demographically, they're that

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Speaker 1: they're in a very good position as other populations around

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Speaker 1: so that when there was the US like baby Boomer

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Speaker 1: at its peak of economic performance. It was doing great.

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Speaker 1: They of course wanted to believe it was because they

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Speaker 1: And China similarly, yeah, child rule, Yeah, the one child

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Speaker 1: is because it's you know, people who can't work so

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Speaker 1: become a drain on the economy and therefore, like the

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Speaker 1: so you want more working age people. China had that

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Speaker 1: The United States entering it, you know, not quite as

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Speaker 1: I feel like, is demographers are like they're really set

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Speaker 2: And a lot of luck and yeah, and a lot

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Speaker 2: of a lot of unscrupulous activities, yeah, totally. And a

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean that is one of the reasons

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Speaker 1: But of course some people don't want that because they're dumb.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,

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Speaker 1: and we're back, and Rudy Giuliani has turned himself in

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Speaker 1: and threatened your children while he's at it. So here

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Speaker 1: a couple of days after claiming in a radio interview

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Speaker 1: won the twenty twenty election, he has turned himself into

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Speaker 1: authorities in Georgia. But not before.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait for that white paper.

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Speaker 1: I know, right, scientists are saying, folks, they're all says.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna put it out on pub med or something like.

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Speaker 1: That, medically incontrovertible evidence. But he did spend a lot

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Speaker 1: of time ranting to the press gathered outside the police

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Speaker 1: he's still the same Rudy, still the same Rudy Giuliani

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Speaker 1: who made New York City the safest city still in

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Speaker 1: America aka brutalized, unhoused New Yorkers. But we should all

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Speaker 1: be on HI side now. He also claimed that he's

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Speaker 1: fighting for justice and for Trump, who has been proven

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Speaker 1: warning that the justice system has been politicized. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: then looked into the camera and threatened that your rights

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Speaker 1: are in jeopardy and your children's so huh guy, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it seems trustworthy of me. I back him now.

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Speaker 2: Look, I love rooting for the little guy. So you no,

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Speaker 2: here's the Rudy.

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Speaker 1: Is he short? There are some pictures of him where

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Speaker 1: he like looks very tiny, but I think that might

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Speaker 2: So is his head. He's one of those guys where

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Speaker 2: his head throws me off. Yeah, And I can't tell

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Speaker 2: how tall he is because his head is so fucking big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, yeah, mostly head head. So seemingly Trump

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Speaker 1: doesn't want Rudy to flip because he is hosting a

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars per plate gala dinner to help

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Speaker 1: pay Giuliani's legal bills, and the invite was written in

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Speaker 1: a very classy cursive writing Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so dare I say, illegible.

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Speaker 1: President Donald Trump, you for quin eyewitness in.

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Speaker 2: America. Yeah, Rudy Giuliani said something like that, But you

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Speaker 2: need I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you needed classy font to let people

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Speaker 1: know this was going to be a classy event for

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Speaker 1: a guy facing conspiracy charges and a ten million dollars

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Speaker 1: sexual harassment suit. So we'll see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, it's it's sponsored by McDonald, So

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Speaker 2: there'll be plenty of fl a of fish and coke

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Speaker 2: to go around for these one hundred thousand dollars per plate.

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Speaker 1: Gallon one hundred thousand dollars per plate.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, I wonder who do you think is gonna

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Speaker 2: pull up to this?

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Speaker 1: That's the thing, Like I have you hear about these

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Speaker 2: But at least you know, you go to one of those,

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, But I don't know about this, like it

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Speaker 2: You're not pulling up for Trump, You're pulling up for Rudy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very curious to see who actually shows up.

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Speaker 1: Well, both the invite and his statement before go turning

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Speaker 1: any of this. Fifteen years. Think about nine to eleven

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Speaker 1: already launched their pumpkin spice flavored products. They launched they

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Speaker 1: And you will start dying soon. Yeah, yeah, get ahead

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Speaker 1: of it. The official reason for the season actually happens tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte will be hitting stores Thursday, August

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Speaker 2: Now, I am a I am a recluse. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what the Starbucks reserve. What is that? Is that

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Speaker 2: So it's been like their flagship Starbucks type store.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's I think it's like their idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're trying to make fancy Starbucks a thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I see wow, So they are thoughtfully deconstructed Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, they also have a pumpkin spice espresso martini,

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Speaker 1: but like only one of them has alcohol in it.

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Speaker 2: They're just they're just getting the peatiness in there. I guess,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, see exactly. The pumpkin spice espresso martini does contain alcohol,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that that espresso martinis really taken off. I keep

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Speaker 2: seeing it everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got to get awake and drunk.

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Speaker 2: For America loves wide awake, drunk, wide awake and drunk.

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Speaker 2: Get an espresso martini and a Red Bull and vodka. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and a buzz ball.

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Speaker 1: Like not technically able to drive, but you will be

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Speaker 2: I'm like they should really there, it's a gap in

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Speaker 2: the market they could really take over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, Brian, it's been such a pleasure

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Speaker 1: having you on. Welcome to the show, where cant Where

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Speaker 1: can people find you?

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Speaker 2: Follow you?

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Speaker 1: Do you do any of that stuff?

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Speaker 2: So I'm not on social media anymore, all right, so

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Speaker 2: you can't find me and don't follow.

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Speaker 1: Me, all right? Hey, leave Brian the fuck alone.

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 1: Any comments you have for him, you come through me,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, any complaints or anything, you send it to Jack

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Speaker 2: O'Brien at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do send it to that, because I hate the

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Speaker 1: motherfucker who got that before me, So just send all your.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all your comments jack O'Brien at gmail.

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Speaker 1: At gmail dot com. And uh yeah, all right, Well

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Speaker 1: thanks for doing it, and we are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: a who last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Fight