WEBVTT - Sam Oh Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>to me empty, and I said, no guests. Your presences

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<v Speaker 1>presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you dare to surbey me? Welcome to? I said,

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<v Speaker 2>no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineker. We're in the backyard. Absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>nothing is happening in my life. I'm I'm in an

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<v Speaker 2>absolute free fall spiral and it's somehow very boring. Nothing

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<v Speaker 2>going on. I mean, the event this week was about

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<v Speaker 2>a half hour ago. I went and bought some new

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<v Speaker 2>Cottage cheese, so that will be kind of a snack

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<v Speaker 2>coming up from me. And then that's it. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>little picture of my world. We do have the live

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<v Speaker 2>listened to this podcast at this point, but if you

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<v Speaker 2>buy the live stream, or stop listening to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Get lost. Okay, let's get into the show. I love

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<v Speaker 2>today's guest. I think he's so funny. It's Sam O Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to. I said no gifts, thank you. I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>excited to be here. The energy this morning is interesting

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<v Speaker 2>for me and I apolog joints.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, there are screaming children at school at Recess, and

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it provides a beautiful ambiance conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of like a bed of joy kind of, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>an audio bed. You know, remember joy? Remember that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I do. It's been a long time since I

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<v Speaker 2>was at Recess. Sure, sure, what were you doing at Recess? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't very athletic, so I's probably sitting maybe reading

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<v Speaker 3>or doing like characters with my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Like, there was one game.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to have a very weird friend who wore

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<v Speaker 3>all black in elementary schools, very early goth. She was

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<v Speaker 3>scary actually, and we were best friends, and she would

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<v Speaker 3>make us play this game called Dragons, and we would

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<v Speaker 3>just sort of like hunch over and like at each

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<v Speaker 3>other for the whole time. Yeah, yeah, that's what I

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<v Speaker 3>was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like communicate through hiss hiss it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't know dragons hissed, but I guess that's

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<v Speaker 3>how they talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably like conversationally. I feel like they're known for roaring,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like, just like over dinner or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably more Yeah, yeah, you can't be roaring all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. Yeah, what sort of home life is that? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're asking about my friend's home life, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>probably what's happening with her parents?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope she's still alive. I mess her, reach out,

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<v Speaker 3>I will reach out. I'll get back on Facebook. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>find her.

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<v Speaker 2>When was the last time you saw her? Maybe? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>high school?

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<v Speaker 3>I think we you know, when you like know somebody

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<v Speaker 3>in elementary or middle and then you get too high

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<v Speaker 3>school and then you act like you've never met them.

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<v Speaker 2>The drifting is so interesting. I think that that happened, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because most people have as elementary schoolers kind of the

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<v Speaker 2>same interest, right, we're all basically watching the same cartoon

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<v Speaker 2>or what better in Jelli and Yeah, and then as

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<v Speaker 2>sixth grade rolls around, that's when the ruptures happened.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, That's when I think some people get like

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<v Speaker 3>get their puberty early, Like, oh, mine came more.

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<v Speaker 2>Like eighth grade. I was like twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean the part yeah, parts of it I'm still

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<v Speaker 3>waiting for. But but some people developed like earlier. So

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<v Speaker 3>then I feel like what happened, Yeah, you get to

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<v Speaker 3>middle school and then it's like there's sluts and not sluts,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like the not sluts are just people

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<v Speaker 2>who haven't gone through puberty yet, right right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't date or anything, but people become like

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<v Speaker 3>boy crazy or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you take like the high road? We were like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just in control. I'm just not a slut, and

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are you're in trouble. Yeah. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>watch me not master Bay for four more years? Easy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, let me just do my geometry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. In elementary school, did you have to go to

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<v Speaker 2>them like a maturation program? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>What it was like they for us, they would split

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<v Speaker 2>up the boys and girls. You would go with the

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<v Speaker 2>parent and they would like run you through everything over

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<v Speaker 2>the course of like a half hour. That sounds really violent.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very strange. And we left with a trial

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<v Speaker 2>sized deodorant and a baseball card.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, that parents when I involved in my school,

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<v Speaker 3>actually they just had to sign off on the assembly

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever, but yes they would. In fifth grade, they

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<v Speaker 3>there was like it was co ed. They showed us

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<v Speaker 3>like a nineteen fifties like informational video about changing bodies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like very pre war vibe or whatever. And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they would separate us, give us pads or

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<v Speaker 3>write old spice. Was it old spices?

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<v Speaker 2>Old spice and old spice burns my armpits. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's intoxic. Yeah, it is a poison. To give

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<v Speaker 2>that to ten year old is wow? Wow, that probably

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<v Speaker 2>like delayed my puberty. The topsins in that probably did

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<v Speaker 2>something to me hormonally.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you can trace all your problems back to

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<v Speaker 3>the old Spice to a trial old Yeah. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>arctic blue always.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, yours ours was red, oh, you know, like very classic,

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<v Speaker 2>like this is for someone over seventy. Oh, we're giving

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<v Speaker 2>it to nine year olds. We got some new flavors,

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<v Speaker 2>new flavors. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>It did feel like Old Spice had like a with

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<v Speaker 2>all those commercials and like the mid oughts to like

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<v Speaker 2>tens where they were doing the yeah commercials, they were

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be young. What was that the famous one

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<v Speaker 2>on the horse and they were like, was it this

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<v Speaker 2>guy that was in all of them? Yeah? I think

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<v Speaker 2>his name was Isaiah something.

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<v Speaker 3>He was really hot, shirtless and he would always be

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<v Speaker 3>on a horse And what's their slogan it's like go big,

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<v Speaker 3>oh spicy, and no, that's not it. I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to say the best a man can get, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's jillette.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, the best men can get. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>you're settling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the best you you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all you could get. Well, that's interesting that

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<v Speaker 2>you would start co ed. That's very progressive. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>from La.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I'm yeah, I'm from the valley.

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<v Speaker 2>So you had a little more forward thinking elementary school mate, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>where are you from Utah? Which you know it was

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<v Speaker 2>really is, you know, pounding down gender roles and this

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<v Speaker 2>is what you are? Then did you grow up Mormon?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh okay, And so now i'm piecing together

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<v Speaker 2>where everything starting is extremely clear.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just okay, okay, your shirt makes sense. Now have

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<v Speaker 3>your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener. I'm wearing an incredible shirt. It looks great. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks fantastic. I love it. No, I was I'm

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<v Speaker 2>from Utah. I hope that the programs there have developed

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit since I was in elementary school. But like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember even in high school, like our health class,

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<v Speaker 2>our sex education, like our teacher just said, don't have

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<v Speaker 2>sex until you get married, and then you can have

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<v Speaker 2>as much sex as you want. And that was the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the conversation. Wow, So which doesn't really set

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<v Speaker 2>you up for anything. No, no, except for maybe getting pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Abstinence education, yeah yeah, and I mean like even the

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<v Speaker 2>briefest of abstence, it was like, we're just not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>even talk about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't yeah, I don't remember sex being really discussed.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was just like you're gonna get stinky,

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<v Speaker 3>and like.

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<v Speaker 2>It was ready to get it's a game show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we all a fortune music? Yeah, well, who's ready? I

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<v Speaker 2>think you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>The only time I really something from health class, like

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<v Speaker 3>really stayed with me was my uh middle school health

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<v Speaker 3>class where the teacher was like, don't do anal it's

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<v Speaker 3>not natural. Things are only supposed to go out, not

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<v Speaker 3>go in. And I remember revealing, Oh, and that stayed

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<v Speaker 3>with me and that's why I haven't done it to

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<v Speaker 3>this day.

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<v Speaker 2>So if the listeners would like, all that shuts down

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<v Speaker 2>all sex, that philosophy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you can't have any fun, you can't do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>The teacher was confused. They had probably like wandered in from.

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<v Speaker 3>She had a gay husband and she was mad about it.

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<v Speaker 3>All you do in bed is read and go to sleep,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right, and then you rub your bits and a

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<v Speaker 3>baby happens. I've never clearly don't know what I'm talking about, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>come to think about I was that middle school teacher

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<v Speaker 3>that would you would you ever teach as a like,

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<v Speaker 3>could you ever see yourself doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>I I've had a couple of close encounters with teaching

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<v Speaker 2>in college. I was a lunch lady at an elementary

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<v Speaker 2>school and I was like the same size as all

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<v Speaker 2>of the elementary schoolers, which was intimidating. Yeah. Then I

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<v Speaker 2>was a an after school teacher for second graders at

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<v Speaker 2>a private school, which was absolute hell. Oh yeah. Second

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<v Speaker 2>graders are like the sort of person that like they've

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<v Speaker 2>gotten to a point where they have enough personality that

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<v Speaker 2>they can really start thinking about being horrible. Sure, and

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<v Speaker 2>so they were all mean, evil and they're rich. They

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<v Speaker 2>were rich, right, so like they already were starting in

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<v Speaker 2>a bad place. For me, was like, I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>like any of you. Yeah, and then they all had

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<v Speaker 2>different awful personalities. So yeah, and when you can't kick

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<v Speaker 2>them part of the job, you can't. That's how I

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<v Speaker 2>lost my job. Okay. That job was weird because after

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<v Speaker 2>they were supposed to be picked up at a specific time,

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<v Speaker 2>and this was the one good thing. If they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get picked up, their parents got charged a dollar a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got all of that money. So after five

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock you're kind of just like, well, I hope the

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<v Speaker 2>parent doesn't show up for two hours because I will

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<v Speaker 2>just be rich.

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<v Speaker 3>Lock them in a closet and then and rack up

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<v Speaker 3>all that money. Wait, can you give me the name

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<v Speaker 3>of the school?

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to maybe on this podcast, because

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<v Speaker 2>I think they've taken a far right turn in recent years,

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<v Speaker 2>have slowly become more conservative and like Liberty Universe, like

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<v Speaker 2>Patriot Kids or whatever. Wow, would you teach?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, because I would kick the kids. I would

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<v Speaker 3>I hate I It's not that I hate children. I

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<v Speaker 3>actually do love children from Afar. Actually that sounded for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, before I got a pair of binoculars or a telescope.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, before I got here, I was just sort of

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<v Speaker 3>watching the children at Recess from Afar for an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>I yeah, I think I can't be involved because I

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<v Speaker 3>will scream or or I'll be like this is what

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<v Speaker 3>you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Your features gotta look like and kind of scare.

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<v Speaker 3>Them, and I will ruin Santa for them immediately because

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<v Speaker 3>it was ruined for me.

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<v Speaker 2>When was a ruined for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Like like I never believed to stand it, Like probably

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<v Speaker 3>five years old, I was just like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Who ruined it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think my parents, okay, because I was just like

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<v Speaker 3>when they were not like sentimental and so they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>like get me presents, and I'd be like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>What? I was so good this year? What the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>And then they'd be like, yeah, sorry, he's not real,

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<v Speaker 3>So that's why you didn't get any. They were just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to make me feel better, right right, They're just

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<v Speaker 3>telling you what the real world was. Yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>why I'm here today. I'm real as hell, real, pure true.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned and I think I was third grade. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember a kid named Christopher ruined it for almost all

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<v Speaker 2>of us. It was like kids. I think the kids

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<v Speaker 2>who have much older siblings are usually the ones that

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<v Speaker 2>ruin it for other kids. Yeah, because like they're they

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<v Speaker 2>have a sister in high school or whatever, and death

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<v Speaker 2>and spoils, they'll ruin. They'll ruin Santa. Then they'll show

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<v Speaker 2>you porns, yes, and then they'll make you grnk. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the same person, always the same person, and that's the

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<v Speaker 2>person who usually ends up in jail. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 2>have much older siblings.

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately, the science the science statistic show hit right for

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<v Speaker 3>and did you know know? Also statistics show that if

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<v Speaker 3>you have more older brothers, then as a if you

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<v Speaker 3>are a boy, you are more likely to be gay.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard this, Is this completely true? I mean I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I have two older brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, this is another story, but I didn't know about

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<v Speaker 3>them until I was ten. Oh okay, Wow, my mom

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<v Speaker 3>had two kids before me, uh and my sister, but

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<v Speaker 3>we did not know.

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<v Speaker 2>About them until later. Wow. Can we get into that?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we can. I'm curious. I mean, she there southern.

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<v Speaker 3>They live in Arkansas, and she because she came from

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<v Speaker 3>Korea in the seventies, okay, and married this crazy man,

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<v Speaker 3>crazy man, American man.

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<v Speaker 2>This actually sat kind of sad story. And then she

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<v Speaker 2>had she had to he died, okay, and she had

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<v Speaker 2>to give them up for adoption because she doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>any you know, skills or language.

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<v Speaker 3>Or this is a bad, bad time. The seventies in

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<v Speaker 3>Arkansas rough for a Korean lady. Nah, A good time,

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot imagine. And then so they yeah, they were adopted,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they grew up separately from me, and then

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<v Speaker 3>she met my dad had me and my sister, and

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<v Speaker 3>then when I was ten, they they like found her

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<v Speaker 3>social Security number somewhere and reached out and then I

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<v Speaker 3>learned about them then. And then I've you know, known

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<v Speaker 3>them since.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, And do you have is there like a good relationship? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, actually I don't know. They're just doing their own thing.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just very different. But we still, like I saw

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<v Speaker 3>them most recently, like last year, so we continued.

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<v Speaker 2>And they have a decent relationship with your mom at

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<v Speaker 2>this point.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sure, I think, as good as you can for

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<v Speaker 3>your mom being sort of a stranger to you and

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<v Speaker 3>like later on in life. But she's also she's she's

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<v Speaker 3>a funky late she's very Christian. I grew up really

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<v Speaker 3>really religious, and I think they're a little like.

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<v Speaker 2>What what the fuck? Call back? What the fuck? She's

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<v Speaker 2>very Yeah. I think maybe they weren't expecting her to

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<v Speaker 2>be like so religious. Okay, so the like the friction

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<v Speaker 2>is coming from her.

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<v Speaker 3>It's we're not gonna blame this. I mean, she's she's

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<v Speaker 3>just a menace. She's just causing. Yeah, she needs to

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<v Speaker 3>get it together. Yeah, read the room girl, That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always saying to her. Read the room. But she's

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<v Speaker 3>the drama.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're back to I mean the fact that you

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<v Speaker 2>have two older brothers did make you gay?

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<v Speaker 3>Because before I probably, Yeah, I thought I didn't. Why

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<v Speaker 3>am I stuttering like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go clearly very nervous. We'll move on, We'll

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<v Speaker 2>move on. Not gay. I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 3>You're Yeah, I think if I hadn't, because if I

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<v Speaker 3>hadn't known about them, then I'd be like that study

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<v Speaker 3>has no weight.

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<v Speaker 2>But not knowing, right, that does make a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just like genetics just says, Okay, we've done,

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<v Speaker 2>we've done two straights, let's try to make it up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like later Madonna album where she's like, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to do something new. I'm bored. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>be relevant. Yeah, let's let's do hip hop. Let's experiment

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<v Speaker 2>with the European producer. That's right, Yeah, let's start. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's put M I A on the track. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember that you're really getting into deep? I'm gonna into

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<v Speaker 2>later where she where she starts to like work with

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<v Speaker 2>every younger woman artist to like kind of stay the blond,

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<v Speaker 2>drink the blood, drink the blood. The m I A

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<v Speaker 2>thing that was was that one? Is that the song

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<v Speaker 2>where it's kind of like cheerleading?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was am I a Nicki Minaj and they

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<v Speaker 3>performed at the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that produced by Sophie? I don't think so, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>some Sophie. Did Sophie come in at some point? She did?

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<v Speaker 2>She did come in somewhere at some point that Madonna tends. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, we'd have to that. I hope I'm

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<v Speaker 2>right about that. But there was there was a period

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<v Speaker 2>where Madonna seemed to just be, you know, firing at

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<v Speaker 2>every target. Yes, I mean, god bless, she could have

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<v Speaker 2>been doing the same thing for years, have gotten boring,

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<v Speaker 2>and she decided to just be a mess. And she's

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<v Speaker 2>still killing it. She's still killing Every song is better

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<v Speaker 2>than the last.

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<v Speaker 3>The transition from I have two older brothers, I'm gay

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<v Speaker 3>to it's just like Madonna.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very kind of proving the point. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And also yeah, and my older sister is bye too,

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, we're both queer and so I think, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's the the two straight brothers really sucked

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<v Speaker 3>it up for us.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been straight, I had a good life. You could

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<v Speaker 2>think of the things you could be doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, I'm at a high tops on a Friday night, begging,

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<v Speaker 3>begging him for attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you go out? Control of this podcast? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>go out? I don't go out. Last night, I we

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<v Speaker 2>went to dinner, my boyfriend and I and then after

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I feel like doing something fun.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I thought, what is fun? What? What do

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<v Speaker 2>people do?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's it's because you have a boyfriend, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you become happy and well that's I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that isn't true. Okay, deeply unhappy person. Where where is he?

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<v Speaker 2>He's in the house here and we can bring him out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's bring We can't bring him onto the podcast. He

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<v Speaker 2>will destroy whatever we're talking about. Oh what's he like?

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<v Speaker 2>He's a wild animal? Oh okay, okay, he'll dominate what

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<v Speaker 2>ever we're saying. Now. The listeners like, bring him out.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a top. It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a domb. Okay, I see that. That's what I need.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you need someone to get you in line.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's yeah, because I'm I'm crazy. I'm crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm mentally ill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like you're a very sedate, very you

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<v Speaker 2>have like a pleasant presence. Oh that's really.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, that's really nice. You are really wrong about

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<v Speaker 3>that now. I think that's it's like a quiet storm

0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:33.720
<v Speaker 3>where like other people think, I'm calm and grounded, and

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<v Speaker 3>inside there's a whirl with things that makes I can

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<v Speaker 3>relate to that in some ways stormy.

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<v Speaker 2>I see it in your eyes, there's a storm of ruin.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm blinking really fast. We're both like, heay, what older brothers?

0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:51.359
<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah, I've got to find something fun to do.

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<v Speaker 2>What I just feel like that's not even a thing

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<v Speaker 2>that can happen anymore. Yeah, it is that bad to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I just describing my depression? What's our version of recess?

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<v Speaker 2>Our old? Our old people? We're old? Yeah, we're old people.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what do you do? And then like things that

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<v Speaker 2>are like outright fun where it's like physical activities like

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<v Speaker 2>that's trying too hard? Sure, and then I just ended

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<v Speaker 2>up watching TV?

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<v Speaker 3>What about like making your own pottery? See that's not

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<v Speaker 3>a bad idea, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Or even painting it. One of those painting play paints.

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<v Speaker 2>What they're like, paint me, color me mine, color me

0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:32.840
<v Speaker 2>paints paints mine. There's one of those feelings. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the last fun activity I did before the pandemic. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>what is that called glazefire? It's on Hillhurst there. I

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<v Speaker 2>went and painted a hideous mug and you have it,

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<v Speaker 2>I do. It's just tail and all on the side.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's still my favorite word. For a long time,

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<v Speaker 2>it was my favorite word. I'm a Thailand all girl,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm but I love the word tilan a.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, why are you? What's I just I like it?

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<v Speaker 3>I like, yeah, I'm I'm eating I mean them a

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<v Speaker 3>lot every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because there is I think that's a

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<v Speaker 2>fun word too. Well, what how do you spell that? Said? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Ace all right, that's the generic of

0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:26.719
<v Speaker 2>it or whatever the yeah, the chemical name or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And advil is an aspirin is that's ibuprofe. Ibuprofen. That's

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<v Speaker 2>is not as fun to say, no, but more interesting

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<v Speaker 2>because it's ibu and we've all decided it's ib profin

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<v Speaker 2>either than ib profin, iboo profi boo I boo profan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well so I will alternate. When I'm really sick, I

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<v Speaker 2>think every four hours, I'll just do maximum dose of whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But for me, you're going to catch me taking an

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<v Speaker 2>advil first. I don't know if it's just mentally, I

0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:05.720
<v Speaker 2>think that does something better. Yeah, imagine they should do

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<v Speaker 2>their own special thing I from what is this fun?

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<v Speaker 2>I think the listeners, like a listener right now is like,

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<v Speaker 2>please get to the bottom of this. Why would I

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<v Speaker 2>kick Advilla in one scenario, Tail and all another and

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<v Speaker 2>you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Even getting We're not sponsored by either, well not only

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<v Speaker 3>giving them so much airtime.

0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:26.720
<v Speaker 2>This is kind of a bake off between til and Advil,

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<v Speaker 2>which will be the sponsor for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what my understanding of the difference is. Tilan

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<v Speaker 3>alls for fevers and Advil is for like muscle aches

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<v Speaker 3>and pains.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh stuff like that. See I would have said the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>So these companies are doing a bad job of kind

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<v Speaker 2>of signaling what they should be used for. Yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 2>hoping hoping you'll just buy one bottle and hope that

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<v Speaker 2>it takes care of everything.

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<v Speaker 3>They'll they're looking for brand loyalty from us, like how

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<v Speaker 3>we like how I get Apple stuff right?

0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Android stuff? Right? Are you an Android person? Not at all? Okay,

0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:07.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel like a Mac girl. Yeah. I worked at

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<v Speaker 2>the Apples store when you're like last week ago, this

0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:15.400
<v Speaker 2>is before, this is during college. This was during college,

0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:20.399
<v Speaker 2>and I was a bad employee. No, no, no, I

0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 2>was just on the floor line to people. Oh, because

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know anything about any of the products at

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<v Speaker 2>the time. I only owned an iPod. I didn't own

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<v Speaker 2>a Mac computer or anything. So when people would have questions,

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<v Speaker 2>I would just make things up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's just something to keep in mind if you're

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<v Speaker 2>shopping at the Apple store, if someone's really confident to

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<v Speaker 2>your own research before you take the bait, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you just have.

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<v Speaker 3>To repeat the word processor again and again and people

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<v Speaker 3>would be like, yeah, you know what you're talking about

0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:53.760
<v Speaker 3>exactly exactly. Well, Tyler and all Advil, we never really

0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:55.680
<v Speaker 3>got to the bottom of what which is which?

0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:57.520
<v Speaker 2>But honestly, do you have an idea?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean all I know is that, uh, I mean

0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:04.800
<v Speaker 4>for me, Thailand all doesn't work, so wow, So yeah, I.

0:24:04.840 --> 0:24:09.680
<v Speaker 5>Need I need the as for in aceda minifin combo

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<v Speaker 5>with the caffeine.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I'll get rid of the headache like that. Oh,

0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I need to get a bottle of that.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the only thing that'll take care of a

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:18.480
<v Speaker 4>headache for me. So I'm kind of stuck with it.

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<v Speaker 2>For treat myself to a bottle of What have I started?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's my doll? Oh? Interesting because that's also looked over.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, I've never taken my doll, so I've always taken

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:34.360
<v Speaker 5>advil for those kinds of pain.

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<v Speaker 4>So right, yeah, Tyland Hall's never worked.

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<v Speaker 5>If I ever had like, uh, those kinds of menstrual cramps,

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<v Speaker 5>I would take an advil and that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the trick, right. I remember hearing that in middle

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<v Speaker 2>school all the time. That was like an insult take

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<v Speaker 2>a my doll?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, And now I'm really understanding your background. Wow, Well

0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:52.440
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't saying sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, we know you said it.

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<v Speaker 3>We know we said that that middle school misogynist running fro.

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<v Speaker 3>I think mine is one of those like it's the

0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 3>same product, but they just like sell it to women. Interesting,

0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:10.879
<v Speaker 3>like the pink razors that are like actually worse and

0:25:11.240 --> 0:25:14.199
<v Speaker 3>more expensive for her for her.

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, no, cut that out, Chiladall. This is a

0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:34.879
<v Speaker 2>marketing Yeah no, bad ideas, And no, I don't anyone

0:25:35.840 --> 0:25:39.399
<v Speaker 2>that's we're getting at. No one would know that that

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.600
<v Speaker 2>was advil. We need to do marketing for like gay

0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 2>men specific stuff too. It's like a Thailand all for

0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:54.000
<v Speaker 2>gay men. Yeah, I mean, let's see, are not off

0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:57.159
<v Speaker 2>right now? I think, yeah, I don't have anything for

0:25:57.480 --> 0:25:59.920
<v Speaker 2>gay men men. Well, i'd have to say the f slur.

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do that right now. So later

0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:07.000
<v Speaker 2>in the podcast, the flur segment of the of I said,

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:12.600
<v Speaker 2>no gifts. We'll both scream it at the same time. Cool. Well,

0:26:12.720 --> 0:26:17.119
<v Speaker 2>I do think there's something else we need to talk about. Obviously,

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 2>I was happy to have you here today. I was

0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:21.880
<v Speaker 2>really excited to have you over. He thought, Sam's wonderful.

0:26:22.200 --> 0:26:25.040
<v Speaker 2>How could we not have a bad time together? And

0:26:25.400 --> 0:26:27.919
<v Speaker 2>here we are here, we are having the worst possible time,

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:31.680
<v Speaker 2>and I'm just clawing it. How can I make this better? Uh? No,

0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:33.719
<v Speaker 2>I was. I was looking forward to having you here.

0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 2>On I said, no gifts a podcast is a very

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 2>clear title, pretty clear directive, and so I was a

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 2>little surprised. I was a little thrown when I walked

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:49.880
<v Speaker 2>into the backyard here and I saw you chatting away

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:54.080
<v Speaker 2>with an a lease and uh with you a gift

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:58.760
<v Speaker 2>bag with my first initial on it b b B

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 2>for Bridger. I have a gift Okay, well sorry you

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 2>said no gifts, but I have one. I appreciate the apology,

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 2>and it's obviously for me. Should I open it here

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:21.960
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast? Please go for it? Okay, let me

0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 2>get into it. It's this gorgeous white gift bag with

0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 2>a big block letter B. I'm going to reach in. Okay,

0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:32.720
<v Speaker 2>we're pulling it. Oh, oh, this is very interesting. Yes,

0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 2>this is very interesting. It's a queer tarot deck. And

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 2>the last time I saw you, I wanted you to

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 2>do my terror and I felt bad about that and

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I never got around left because I was like, Sam's busy,

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:47.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna bother my god and so and then

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:50.480
<v Speaker 2>my life kind of fell into ruin and it would

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:51.760
<v Speaker 2>have been nice to have some warning.

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and I'm again I'm sorry, but there were a

0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 3>lot more important people.

0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:00.200
<v Speaker 2>I was reading that night and I was like, I'm

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:02.879
<v Speaker 2>going to see you anyway. Well, I was really planning

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:05.920
<v Speaker 2>on being first. But then you you just when people

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 2>start doing tarot, I'm sure you're just you're batting people away.

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:13.440
<v Speaker 3>There were you know, I feel you don't even need

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 3>it because you have a boyfriend. And the number one

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 3>question that night was what's going on with my love life?

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:20.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Was it?

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Really? Honestly it was because of what sort of answers

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 2>did you give? You're broken, You're I look at your

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:34.879
<v Speaker 2>hair lately? No, No, I'm nice. I'd be an Insult

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Tarot reader, like an insult comic. I'm going to start

0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 2>that podcast on I'm poaching on Elias for my head

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:49.719
<v Speaker 2>on Insult Tarot podcat. Yeah. No, it was, you know, honestly,

0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 2>because it was a lot of straight women.

0:28:53.480 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Who were do like very had their work lives together,

0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 3>very small, art and confident women. And that's sort of

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 3>actually bad for men, is what great men are do

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 3>the worst species on the planet. And I feel bad

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 3>for every woman who dates men.

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I mean you la, there's I know,

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 2>so many wonderful women who are like everything about their

0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 2>lives is incredible. They've got to start together, And I'm like, oh,

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can think of maybe a quarter of

0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 2>a man I would like to set you up with. Yeah,

0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, I can't think of any Yeah, I would

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 2>never do that to you. Yeah, I would love to

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:38.760
<v Speaker 2>find one decent man for one of my many straight

0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 2>women friends, but it's not happening.

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 3>There's just yeah, they're all so wonderful and gorgeous and amazing,

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 3>and then the men that they have to deal with,

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 3>it's just like slime there. If they're smart, then they're

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 3>not funny. If they're funny, then they don't have a job.

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:57.200
<v Speaker 3>If they're like, they have one hundred other problems, or

0:29:57.360 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 3>they have a second secret family. If someone seems amazing

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:05.880
<v Speaker 3>in all these ways, they probably have bodies under the floorboard.

0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Or yeah, I mean every man has at least one flaw.

0:30:11.560 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 2>But that's like, if you find one with a single flaw,

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>you what a catch? And what's yours? Let me get

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 2>into my Google docs. We can ever guards what floor

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 2>That's why I brought Yeah, I mean I would be

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 2>thrilled do it? Okay, where did you learn to do tarot?

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 3>I found a gay shaman on Instagram who was teaching

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 3>a class.

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, so I did a three week course like

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 2>six years ago. That's how I started. And yeah, and

0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>did you feel like you like at the end of

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 2>the course, did you feel like, I know, I'm an

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 2>expert at this now, I did not know. I did

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:51.200
<v Speaker 2>not did you know anything about it going in?

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Actually no, I like I knew what the tarot cards were,

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:58.120
<v Speaker 3>but I was kind of honest, sort of spiritual journey

0:30:58.120 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 3>of like seeing psychics and stuff.

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Right right now, Remind me, do I have to cut

0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 2>the deck? You have to shuffle because this is a

0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 2>brand new deck, brandow and they're kind of I'm all

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 2>in order. I hate when people see me shuffle. Oh

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 2>you close your eyes. Okay, never learned to shuffle. It's

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 2>more of a just making a mess, although I've heard

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Vegas dealers make it a mess. I mean you can.

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.719
<v Speaker 3>I tell people they can shove however they want. They

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 3>can throw all the cards on the floor and pick

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:26.479
<v Speaker 3>them back.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 2>They're brand new cards. I'm not throwing these on the ground.

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm just gonna they belong to you. You

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 2>can do whatever you want. I'm letting the universe guide

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:39.080
<v Speaker 2>my hands, letting the planets put these where they may go.

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even looking at this point. That embarrassed. When's

0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>your birthday? Whence you're signed on October ninth? I'm a libra.

0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I thought there was that weird period. Do you remember

0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 2>this period when everyone was like, uh, now you're no

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>longer that sign I do. Then we all said no,

0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 2>but my I'm a tourist and that that like new classification.

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I was still a Taurus. Oh interesting, Really, where would

0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I have shifted? I can't remember libra. What's libra between?

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:11.240
<v Speaker 2>It's between scorpio. That sounds right. You would have been

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 2>a virgo, a virgo. Maybe I don't have to look

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 2>at the Okay, interesting, what's a virgo? What happens within

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 2>a virgos?

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 3>A lot of my best friends are virgos because we're

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:26.160
<v Speaker 3>like virgos also an Earth sign.

0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, virgos.

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 3>Every virgo I know has done like they like to

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 3>have three jobs at once or they're like they they're

0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 3>like straight a students, okay, and they love to like

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 3>spread themselves thin and they're just very like diligent.

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I like to spread myself then without any jobs. That's

0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 2>kind of my current way to behave. So maybe I

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 2>don't fall into that category. I'm the same.

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Like to me, spreading yourself then is like you do

0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 3>pilates and then you go to erewuan and it's like

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 3>what a busy day, and then you make like a

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:07.320
<v Speaker 3>buckwhee pancake. Like, that's hard work too, and no one's

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 3>talking about that.

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's more my speed. But that's even too

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 2>busy for me. I'm spreading myself then by just sitting

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 2>at my kitchen count or wondering about what I should do,

0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 2>and then I'm exhausted, maybe like going from room to room.

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>That's not a bad idea, is sad running around there,

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:29.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, having to take one solid dump a day.

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 2>That's really difficult work too. I was just watching the

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 2>show alone and there was a character a person. Have

0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 2>you watched the show? No, it's a reality suareness. Yeah,

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 2>they're in the wilderness alone eating mice and we won't

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:43.880
<v Speaker 2>get into that. We talked about that in the last episode,

0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 2>and I'm sure the listener was mad. But one character

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:49.360
<v Speaker 2>was I think constipated for like two weeks, and I

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 2>that's right. How do you not die? Yeah, that's really

0:33:54.400 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 2>that's actually very scary. Yeah, I would be absolutely mortified.

0:33:58.480 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think there was you know what Bachelor

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 2>in Paradise is. I've never seen it, but I'm familiar.

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, there, I would didn't watch this latest season, but

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 3>apparently there was a girl who literally had to leave

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 3>the island because she was so constipated. She couldn't find

0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 3>love because she had to like she had to go

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 3>to the hospital and they had to like push make

0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 3>her have.

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 2>A bowel movement, and there she met a very handsome

0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:22.960
<v Speaker 2>talk shot.

0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:26.719
<v Speaker 3>That would be the ideal situation, because everyone else on

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 3>that on that island, they're they're like like songwriters and yeah,

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.719
<v Speaker 3>they have no Joe quote unquote, so yeah, and.

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 2>They're probably all constipated too, they're just too ashamed to

0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 2>admit it. That's right. Okay, I've shuffled the deck. Okay,

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:42.239
<v Speaker 2>I want you to cut it into three, kind of

0:34:42.320 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 2>put it back in a different way. And what are

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:49.920
<v Speaker 2>we pulling for? Do you have a like what do

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I need to know right now?

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:51.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a specific question or an area in

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 2>your life or a situation? Yeah, I would like to

0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:58.880
<v Speaker 2>know if anything is if I'm ever going to have

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:00.480
<v Speaker 2>a job in the entertainment industry.

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:05.799
<v Speaker 3>Again, you're really asking the wrong person because I asked

0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:10.480
<v Speaker 3>myself my cards that every day and inconclusive, inconclusive.

0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 2>How about just uh, I would like to have some

0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:15.719
<v Speaker 2>general picture of the next six months to see if

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four is going to be a complete ball

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 2>and we're kind of more in the career space where they, yeah,

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 2>something that where my days are occupied by something where

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I'm not just watching time go down

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.880
<v Speaker 2>the drain. You're not just watching alone. I'm not just

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:36.360
<v Speaker 2>watching alone. Okay, Well, I guess I'll do.

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.880
<v Speaker 3>You want to want me pick six cards for the

0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 3>rest of the year, Okay, and you can pick them

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 3>randomly or off the top however you feel.

0:35:45.239 --> 0:35:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, these are thick cards. Do I turn them over? No,

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 2>and just happen to me and I'll turn them over.

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, these are The feel of these cards is

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:58.319
<v Speaker 2>absolutely gorgeous. Let's see here. Take that one, Hey, take

0:35:58.840 --> 0:36:01.840
<v Speaker 2>that one. Can I cut it a little bit to test?

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:02.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely, I'm obviously really just trying putting as much

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:11.359
<v Speaker 2>effort to get a good future as possible. Okay, I've

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 2>got six cards on the table. Shout out the deck.

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:19.880
<v Speaker 3>It's the Queer Tarot, an inclusive deck by Ashley Molesso

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:20.879
<v Speaker 3>and Chess need Hum.

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Interesting there there, every I mean, every tarot is a

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>queer tarot. That's not true. That's not true. Some of

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:29.880
<v Speaker 2>them are very hetero.

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:34.240
<v Speaker 3>Actually, I feel like the original tarot is hetero because

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:36.240
<v Speaker 3>there's like queens and kings.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 2>And I mean the user the end.

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:42.800
<v Speaker 3>If you find yourself with a tarot deck, you probably

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 3>have two older brothers, is what.

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Probably, how do we get straight men into tarot? Dude

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:51.480
<v Speaker 2>wipes present tarot?

0:36:52.880 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 3>Probably like Hymns needs to start selling a tarot Rogan

0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Joe Rogan's Baro deck.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Joe, reach out. Okay, they're getting turned over here.

0:37:06.080 --> 0:37:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Illustrations have kind of neon and d glow. Is that

0:37:12.080 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 2>what we would say?

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 3>I would yeah, I would say it's yeah, yes, I agree, yes,

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:21.919
<v Speaker 3>all right.

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Each of these is where was June? And also it's

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 2>like this is more of a the rest of the

0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 2>year overall vibe, but we can go month to month. Okay,

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:35.640
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this could end with me and just sobbing,

0:37:36.520 --> 0:37:39.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, and that would be a good thing. There's

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 2>no video for this podcast. It's just the listeners. Just

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:49.400
<v Speaker 2>here a quiet sniffle. How do you cry? Oh? Are

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:50.120
<v Speaker 2>you a sober?

0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:37:50.560 --> 0:37:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about you? I think I'm like like open

0:37:58.920 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 2>open mouth and yeah and like no noise. Oh interesting,

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:05.800
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm I probably have There's like a variety

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 2>for me like I kind of touch every base when

0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm crying. Okay, climb deep sobs until my eyes are no,

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 2>there's no moisture left. It's not a good scene. And

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 2>you know there are people out there. I hope they're listening,

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:31.840
<v Speaker 2>and I hope you're you've done this to me listeners, Hollywood,

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 2>you've done this June June.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have a judgment judgment here, And if you

0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:45.279
<v Speaker 3>look at this image, it's like all these queers, all

0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:50.160
<v Speaker 3>these baristas standing up and this uh, this person has

0:38:50.239 --> 0:38:53.719
<v Speaker 3>like a trumpet. And so I always associate judgment with

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:56.160
<v Speaker 3>like it's like a call to action or a call

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:59.400
<v Speaker 3>to adventure or some sort of feeling of like rising up.

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:02.200
<v Speaker 3>So if you have felt like you have just sort

0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:05.279
<v Speaker 3>of been sitting around watching alone, interesting, maybe there is

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:07.760
<v Speaker 3>actually a shift you Like, it could be a literal

0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:11.440
<v Speaker 3>get the call. Maybe it could be a job or

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 3>some kind of some sort of new direction.

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this feels like exactly what we need right now. Yeah,

0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:21.319
<v Speaker 2>we're waking up, shaking.

0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:21.400
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and also I mean we've got the upcoming

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 2>live show and this looks that the person with the

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:28.920
<v Speaker 2>trumpet is kind of me in that situation and that's

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:35.239
<v Speaker 2>the audience Yewriter dot Com, June twenty six. So maybe

0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 2>that's interesting. I think that that will bring more.

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Attention and maybe I don't know, maybe Hollywood will be there,

0:39:46.120 --> 0:39:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Hollywood will be in the audience.

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so there's there's a chance of a turn.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't Okay, July and then we have the sun

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Ano fun fun, I mean July fourth. I know how

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 3>patriotic you are.

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Fourth of July, historically, for me, is the most oppressing

0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 2>day of the year. Every year, I find myself emotionally

0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:16.239
<v Speaker 2>beneath I mean record low, beneath rock bot because you

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 2>hate hot dogs or are you at an event? Usually,

0:40:20.200 --> 0:40:22.399
<v Speaker 2>even if I'm at an event, I'm usually there's something

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:25.120
<v Speaker 2>about It's like kind of the middle of the year.

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:28.239
<v Speaker 2>You're like, what's going on? Everyone else? It's I don't

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not a fun holiday to me. I don't care

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:32.840
<v Speaker 2>about fireworks or hot dogs. So I think there's a

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 2>lot of things coming together and like most of my

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:37.719
<v Speaker 2>friends aren't the sort of people who have Fourth of

0:40:37.800 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>July parties, so there's really nothing going on that's that fun.

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:48.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, your friends are all Antifa, Well, I think you

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.720
<v Speaker 3>might and you know what you're describing as summertime sadness?

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Is that a real thing?

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 3>I talked, I gave yes. The scholar Lana del Rey

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.040
<v Speaker 3>documented this phenomenon.

0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I have it too.

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 3>I get actually sad in this when it's too sunny.

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, weirdly or like there's some time in the

0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 3>summer that I get my summer depression.

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:12.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I love I love the summer. I love

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 2>the sun, but sometimes in the middle of the summer

0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:17.680
<v Speaker 2>it can feel a little oppressive. Is that a song?

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:20.560
<v Speaker 2>There ain't no cure for the summertime blues? There we go.

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't know who that is, buta del Rey, I

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:27.680
<v Speaker 3>don't know, but I mean the sun if just the

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:31.840
<v Speaker 3>meaning of that, we have this like rainbow tapestry. We have,

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:36.799
<v Speaker 3>the sun's out, it's very everything's sort of like harmonious,

0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:40.640
<v Speaker 3>and things are going well and there's a joy to it. Okay,

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:43.600
<v Speaker 3>Just so I feel like going off if we're moving

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 3>from this card that was a call to adventure, and

0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:49.400
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're just keeping the good times going.

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, an evolution of the change. You're really getting my

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:54.839
<v Speaker 2>hopes up here.

0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:56.840
<v Speaker 3>Right now, and then I'm about to drop you like

0:41:57.160 --> 0:42:00.160
<v Speaker 3>the Tower of Terror Riot. I love the Tell of

0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:00.919
<v Speaker 3>Towers Gone.

0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:06.080
<v Speaker 2>They turned it into another marvel I love. I loved

0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:11.239
<v Speaker 2>the Tower of Tower. Oh, the feeling there was perfect. Absolutely,

0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 2>it was actually creepy. Yeah it was. It made sense

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 2>as a ride and now my virginity on the Tower

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 2>of I'm just kidding. It was perfect. I feel like

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 2>we both would have been good like Disneyland employees at

0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:29.960
<v Speaker 2>that ride. I can picture us both in the uniform.

0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:34.439
<v Speaker 2>We'd commit to the character you could, you could.

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:36.560
<v Speaker 3>I would play a ghost, and I think you would

0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:39.640
<v Speaker 3>play it like the the person who checks you in.

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:43.279
<v Speaker 2>Like the bellboy or whatever. Yes, yeah, you know it

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:48.080
<v Speaker 2>doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, Disney dropping at all. Speaking of

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:51.720
<v Speaker 2>dropping the ball, the third card we have August.

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:54.400
<v Speaker 3>So we have the moon, and so that is not

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 3>a negative card at all, but it is a card

0:42:56.800 --> 0:43:01.440
<v Speaker 3>of like a little It can be confused because whereas

0:43:01.560 --> 0:43:04.600
<v Speaker 3>the sun it's like the light of the sun the daytime,

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.080
<v Speaker 3>the moon it's like kind of like stumbling in the

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 3>dark a little bit, or you having to trust your

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:14.440
<v Speaker 3>intuition when you don't know exactly where the next move is.

0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:16.919
<v Speaker 2>Or the next step. Not something someone like me needs

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:17.239
<v Speaker 2>to hear.

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:22.000
<v Speaker 3>But it's it's an exercise in trusting yourself, letting go

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 3>of control, and just having faith and patience and kind

0:43:27.239 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 3>and self kindness and gentleness with yourself.

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:33.239
<v Speaker 2>But and we all love the moon. I mean I

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 2>love the moon. I think everyone's on board with the moon.

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean the moon controls so much. Yes, the tides

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 2>the moon. We could let's get rid of the sun.

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 2>We don't need it. The moon's also kind of worthless.

0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I think we get rid of all of it. We couldn't,

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:51.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we none of us could live on the sun,

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 2>but we could live on the moon. Probably. Yeah, that's true.

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Bezos can't get the sun, but he can get

0:43:58.440 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 2>the moon. He can't get the moon. So okay, so

0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go wild in August.

0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 3>You're going to turn into a werewolf in August. There

0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 3>is something about like, yeah, maybe not being not being

0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 3>so analytical and logical, but being more primal and.

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Right and just more like yeah, okay, yeah, okay. I

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I've got a couple of months to prepare for that

0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:31.439
<v Speaker 2>sort of behavior, because that's really not my usual thing.

0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 2>But if maybe I can start letting go of control

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:38.040
<v Speaker 2>right now by August, you're going to control, letting go

0:44:38.120 --> 0:44:41.640
<v Speaker 2>of control? Yes, okay, really planned to let go. Well,

0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 2>then we move into September. September, the beginning of you know,

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Prestige movie season. Oh, I was taking nine to eleven,

0:44:52.360 --> 0:44:58.040
<v Speaker 2>but you forgot about that. Don't you hate July? Wor

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:03.600
<v Speaker 2>it and you forget nine to eleven? Interesting? September we

0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 2>have strength. Strength.

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 3>Strength can mean a lot of the things. There's like

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 3>an infinity sign on top of this person's head, and

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:14.680
<v Speaker 3>strength is always a person like petting a lion, So

0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 3>it's sort of getting in control of your demons or like,

0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:22.719
<v Speaker 3>instead of getting control of this lion by force, they're

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:25.800
<v Speaker 3>using like gentleness to hit the lions.

0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:27.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not so much your domination.

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 3>It's not a yeah, strength, it's not like a traditional

0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:34.800
<v Speaker 3>idea of strength. It's more through kindness, gentleness, mind games,

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:43.279
<v Speaker 3>absolute manipulation. If coming from the moon, there is a

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:45.880
<v Speaker 3>little bit more. We're like, Okay, we kind of went

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:49.359
<v Speaker 3>through that, and now you're feeling stronger about yourself.

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 2>And because I've learned new things and learned to trust myself. Yeah,

0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:55.880
<v Speaker 2>maybe you've overcome a little bit of that obstacle or

0:45:56.000 --> 0:45:58.759
<v Speaker 2>learned a little bit. I don't know a bit more

0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:02.560
<v Speaker 2>about the process. Right, tried something new with my hair

0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 2>and what would you? I don't know anything. Got a

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 2>couple of months to find bond. I go blonde.

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well that that means August was really rough for you.

0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:12.320
<v Speaker 3>If you go blonde.

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:15.200
<v Speaker 2>If I went blonde, I would be the sickest looking

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.640
<v Speaker 2>person on the planet. People would be like, oh no,

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:20.719
<v Speaker 2>I think you could pull it off. There was no

0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 2>I am pro I mean it would happen. The way

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:26.399
<v Speaker 2>I would pull it off is people would be like, well,

0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:28.879
<v Speaker 2>that's the most shocking thing he could have possibly done.

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:30.400
<v Speaker 2>So it must have been intentional, you know.

0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:34.240
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes like when again, not to bring it back to Madonna,

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.319
<v Speaker 3>but pop stars they go they do a new era

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 3>and they like completely change their look, and that could

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 3>be my sickly era.

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 2>That's right, kind of like someone who's contained to a

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 2>hospital bed and that's like COVID COVID covidra.

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like throw. It's like throw, you know, how

0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:57.319
<v Speaker 3>like why two K's back? Like maybe COVID aesthetics will

0:46:57.360 --> 0:47:00.839
<v Speaker 3>be back at some point. Oh absolutely, yeah, there's a question, right,

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:01.760
<v Speaker 3>I think.

0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:04.280
<v Speaker 2>So it'll be people that give themselves, their own haircuts,

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:08.480
<v Speaker 2>more mask wearing a mass The gloves will probably come

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 2>back to It'll be like a really COVID. I'm ready.

0:47:11.719 --> 0:47:14.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm ready for that. You're already ready for licking

0:47:14.680 --> 0:47:16.800
<v Speaker 3>toilets licked toilet challenge.

0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I think if we're talking about career, because obviously this

0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:26.279
<v Speaker 2>career is so up and down. No one go into

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:28.200
<v Speaker 2>entertainment if you're listening.

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:30.560
<v Speaker 3>If you're listening, you probably aren't entertainment. Let's be real

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:34.759
<v Speaker 3>or want to be leave the business, get out of here. Unsubscribed,

0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:41.360
<v Speaker 3>subscribe from other podcasts and follow my podcast Bad Tarot,

0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 3>produced by Honor Lisa, dropping June sixth. So I think

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:52.399
<v Speaker 3>I think it's like a renewed hope here. I can't

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:54.960
<v Speaker 3>like because because I feel like for most people in

0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:57.319
<v Speaker 3>the entertainment industry, every three months it's like should I leave.

0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:01.120
<v Speaker 3>It's like a mental breakdown, and then you get over

0:48:01.160 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 3>it and then you're like, I can do this.

0:48:02.320 --> 0:48:05.479
<v Speaker 2>I keep doing this. Wow, I'm on top again. Yeah,

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 2>so maybe you're on top again in September. September, okay,

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:12.440
<v Speaker 2>well let's move on to October. Okay, October is my birthday.

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:17.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's right, Libra season, we have King of Pentacles.

0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:19.880
<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's a good time for your career

0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:24.560
<v Speaker 3>as well, because the Kings are very authoritative and the

0:48:24.640 --> 0:48:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Pentacles are regarding like money and career and practical things.

0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:34.400
<v Speaker 3>So it's it's it feels like you're in control of

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 3>your career or your money.

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 2>And and look at that. I mean, the pants this

0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:42.760
<v Speaker 2>person is wearing are great, just kind of a pants.

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 2>It's a little.

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Like being your own boss or maybe your own projects

0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:53.680
<v Speaker 3>are what's bringing you that stability versus waiting for someone

0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:56.799
<v Speaker 3>to hire you or wait for an outside person would

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.600
<v Speaker 3>be the one to give you that opportunity.

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Art at my auto shop or bakery, hair salon.

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know, but there's something about it, like

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:09.120
<v Speaker 3>you are your own boss, and I think I think

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 3>that that's something to remember.

0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Everybody. Watch out. I don't need you anymore, You don't

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:17.239
<v Speaker 2>need Bridgard doesn't need you and your shitty little sitcom

0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:22.960
<v Speaker 2>and your ship. Start your own room. Start for your

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 2>own room. Don't get me started. Then we move on.

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:31.680
<v Speaker 2>What is November? November? Oh, and then we have so

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:34.319
<v Speaker 2>we have back to back pentacles. Now we have Queen

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:37.719
<v Speaker 2>of Pentacles, right right, Oh, so happy couple, husband and

0:49:37.800 --> 0:49:41.480
<v Speaker 2>wife team. I mean, maybe you become a third oh

0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:46.440
<v Speaker 2>in someone else's swinging relationship. I don't know these two women.

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:50.000
<v Speaker 2>What does the Queen of Pentacles do for me? What

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 2>does it mean?

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:54.320
<v Speaker 3>It's a little bit of the genderness like kings represent

0:49:54.800 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 3>more control and like leadership, whereas queen's are more nurturing

0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:05.360
<v Speaker 3>or internal. It's more of the emotional versus the mental.

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 3>So the queen's feel very secure, and they feel fulfilled,

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:14.080
<v Speaker 3>and they feel purposeful. Okay, so maybe this is this

0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:16.880
<v Speaker 3>is a little bit more like money, status, work, and

0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 3>this is a little bit more my purpose, my creativity,

0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:23.720
<v Speaker 3>my feeling good about what I'm doing okay.

0:50:24.160 --> 0:50:26.759
<v Speaker 2>And the holidays are just around the corner, so and

0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 2>they're both to me. Secure at your stable, so I

0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:35.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like you'll be feeling all right. I mean, I

0:50:35.920 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 2>feel what universe could that possibly be? You might this,

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 2>you never know.

0:50:40.719 --> 0:50:43.239
<v Speaker 3>This could be a good year for you, you don't

0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:46.080
<v Speaker 3>even know. And then and we're ending, and then look

0:50:46.120 --> 0:50:49.640
<v Speaker 3>at this, we have the star wrapping it up. And

0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:51.200
<v Speaker 3>this is one of my favorite cards.

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:56.000
<v Speaker 2>What does this mean? The star usually represents like inspiration,

0:50:56.840 --> 0:51:00.640
<v Speaker 2>but sometimes it's very literal like I've gotten this readings.

0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:02.719
<v Speaker 2>It was just like, yeah, you're a star.

0:51:03.040 --> 0:51:06.920
<v Speaker 3>You're things are you're shining, things that you're pursuing are

0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:08.479
<v Speaker 3>working out for you, or you're being seen.

0:51:09.400 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 2>So I want everyone listening to be aware of what's

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:16.520
<v Speaker 2>being said. And by December, I'm going to be a star.

0:51:16.760 --> 0:51:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm earnestly telling you that you got this. You got this,

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Sam, And this is exactly what I needed today.

0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 2>I want you to get your revenge, so you know

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I want to. I mean, ultimately, I just want to

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:31.840
<v Speaker 2>go on a mission of revenge. Yeah, kind of a

0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:36.840
<v Speaker 2>kill Bill's style. Yeah, there's a list of people who've

0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 2>got to watch out. You know, gay people are on

0:51:39.640 --> 0:51:41.279
<v Speaker 2>the rise. I don't.

0:51:41.280 --> 0:51:43.880
<v Speaker 3>I always want to let you know we've been blocked

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:47.480
<v Speaker 3>from the industry in many ways and now we're I

0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:48.399
<v Speaker 3>feel like we're hot.

0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Shit.

0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, you know, you know how many gay best

0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 3>friends I've auditioned for in the last month. There's a

0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:57.840
<v Speaker 3>lot our voices are needed.

0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:01.440
<v Speaker 2>And that is the only position a gay person should

0:52:01.440 --> 0:52:04.479
<v Speaker 2>ever be in a television show, just the best. Everyone

0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:09.239
<v Speaker 2>else in the show should be straight. Girl. Have you

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 2>gone shopping lately? I don't think so.

0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:17.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm not getting these parts, clearly I have. I am

0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:20.839
<v Speaker 3>just too depressed to play. I feel like there's there's

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:23.360
<v Speaker 3>like fun gay people, and then there's suppressed gayeither.

0:52:23.760 --> 0:52:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Right, that's sort of right. I follow probably into the

0:52:26.760 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 2>latter category. That's why I'm not getting called in for

0:52:29.280 --> 0:52:31.719
<v Speaker 2>any of these things. No one would ever believe me

0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 2>as a happy gay person.

0:52:33.800 --> 0:52:35.800
<v Speaker 3>And that's and you say you need to write the

0:52:36.120 --> 0:52:40.480
<v Speaker 3>story of the sad, most miserable man. Yeah, yeah, Carol,

0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:42.359
<v Speaker 3>we need a Carol, but for gay men.

0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think, is there one of those? I

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:50.759
<v Speaker 2>mean again, Carol kind of is for gay men, but yeah,

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 2>what would that possibly be? And it'll be played by

0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 2>two straight men? Yeah, directed by Luca Guadagnio. Yeah, she's

0:52:57.400 --> 0:53:01.280
<v Speaker 2>kind of the kind of go to that sort of film,

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 2>you know what. I'm not mad at it anyway. Okay, Well,

0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:07.560
<v Speaker 2>at speed, I think we should play a game. Okay,

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna play We're gonna you know, last

0:53:10.239 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 2>week I said that we're not playing this game anymore

0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:13.839
<v Speaker 2>for a while, but we're gonna play a game called

0:53:13.880 --> 0:53:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Gift Master. Anyway. Oh, I needed number between one and

0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:20.800
<v Speaker 2>ten from you. Seven, Okay, I need to do some

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:24.200
<v Speaker 2>light calculating right now to get our game pieces. So

0:53:24.360 --> 0:53:27.239
<v Speaker 2>right now, you can promote something, recommend something, do whatever

0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 2>you want with the microphone. I'll be right back.

0:53:30.760 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 3>I actually have my debut single that I'm dropping the

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 3>first week of June, probably when this podcast comes out,

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:44.520
<v Speaker 3>actually June sixth. I have a song called Foreskin. It's

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:48.439
<v Speaker 3>spelled number four ski N and I am my pop

0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:51.879
<v Speaker 3>starname is gay Virgin, so and you can you can

0:53:52.160 --> 0:53:55.520
<v Speaker 3>follow me at gay Virgin Official for updates on the

0:53:55.640 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 3>single and subsequent EP that I will be dropping later

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:04.560
<v Speaker 3>this year. But yeah, look out for Foreskin on all

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:09.040
<v Speaker 3>music platforms. It's a banger. It's a song of the summer.

0:54:09.080 --> 0:54:13.280
<v Speaker 2>I think that's a great recommendation. Do you play any instruments?

0:54:14.000 --> 0:54:17.320
<v Speaker 3>Not really, I mean I taught myself Shadow by Ashley

0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Simpson on the guitar, like in two thousand and five,

0:54:21.480 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 3>and that song really it's really sad actually because it's

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:28.880
<v Speaker 3>about Ashley Simpson living in the shadow of Jessica Simpson,

0:54:29.120 --> 0:54:32.439
<v Speaker 3>of course, and that was probably really harder for her. Yeah,

0:54:33.280 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 3>it's really hard for her shadow of Jessica, who is

0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:40.280
<v Speaker 3>now a billionaire.

0:54:40.280 --> 0:54:44.080
<v Speaker 2>I have shoe entrepreneur. Yeah, yeah, I remember when I

0:54:44.120 --> 0:54:46.160
<v Speaker 2>worked at overstock dot com. We would have to write

0:54:46.160 --> 0:54:48.960
<v Speaker 2>descriptions of her shoes. How many jobs have you had?

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Truly before I got before I moved to LA I

0:54:54.000 --> 0:54:56.960
<v Speaker 2>think I had like twenty five jobs. Wow. I've done

0:54:57.000 --> 0:54:58.359
<v Speaker 2>a lot of different types of work.

0:54:58.800 --> 0:54:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I've been a sec shopper for cigarettes. I've worked in

0:55:03.880 --> 0:55:07.720
<v Speaker 2>a factory putting frames together, work for the postal service.

0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's all all over the map. I'm not

0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:13.279
<v Speaker 2>someone and maybe this is the problem. I'm not someone

0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:16.520
<v Speaker 2>you should hire, but you should be your own boss. Yeah,

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:18.759
<v Speaker 2>that's true, that's right. And I've got all kinds of

0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 2>skills I've developed. This is how we play gift Master.

0:55:23.160 --> 0:55:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to name three things, three gifts you can

0:55:25.440 --> 0:55:28.560
<v Speaker 2>give away, and then I'm going to name three celebrities.

0:55:29.000 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna tell me which celebrity you would give which

0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:35.480
<v Speaker 2>gift and why. Okay does that make perfect sense? Yes? Okay,

0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:41.120
<v Speaker 2>be perfect? Okay, let me continue clarify. These are the

0:55:41.160 --> 0:55:44.880
<v Speaker 2>gifts you're giving away. Number one is a career ending scandal.

0:55:46.239 --> 0:55:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Number two is a g wagon. Do you know what

0:55:49.640 --> 0:55:52.320
<v Speaker 2>a g wagon is? That's a car? It's maybe the

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:56.160
<v Speaker 2>worst car. It's one of the cars driven by bad people.

0:55:56.400 --> 0:55:59.680
<v Speaker 2>So I think it's a Mercedes. Are very boxing you, No,

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 2>it's it's not the car a nice person drives. But

0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:05.960
<v Speaker 2>they're very expensive. But they're yeah, and they're hot, they're sexy.

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:11.640
<v Speaker 2>And number three is fangs, Tita. Yes, you'll be giving

0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:15.640
<v Speaker 2>them to the following celebrities. Number one Rachel Ray, Number

0:56:15.760 --> 0:56:22.520
<v Speaker 2>two Faith Hill. Faith Hill who sings those songs.

0:56:22.200 --> 0:56:22.719
<v Speaker 1>That I know?

0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Is Faith Hill Garth Brook's wife? Or is that another

0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 2>country singer? Tricia Yearwood is Garth Brooks's wife. I think

0:56:32.719 --> 0:56:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Faith Hill, I don't know. It's her famous picture her, Oh,

0:56:38.960 --> 0:56:42.320
<v Speaker 2>still married to Tim McGraw. Wedding bells are ringing. No

0:56:42.480 --> 0:56:46.640
<v Speaker 2>trouble in paradise, Okay. I imagine Tim McGraw, Faith Hill,

0:56:47.040 --> 0:56:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Tricia Yearwood and Garth Brooks probably going double dates. They're

0:56:50.640 --> 0:56:54.720
<v Speaker 2>probably switching off. They're swinging. Yeah, there's got to be swinging,

0:56:54.840 --> 0:57:00.600
<v Speaker 2>swinging happening within that community. All of them are cute, cute.

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:06.360
<v Speaker 2>And number three is Solange. Where is she? I don't know,

0:57:07.160 --> 0:57:11.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll call her, I mean, where is she? She needs?

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:13.880
<v Speaker 2>She need? We need a new album. I feel like

0:57:13.960 --> 0:57:16.200
<v Speaker 2>she needs to remember what fun is. I think she

0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 2>got a little. She hasn't had a bowel movement in years. Probably,

0:57:22.600 --> 0:57:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I think she needs to she needs to put out

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 2>a fun album.

0:57:25.680 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 3>I want, I want, Yes, I want new music from her.

0:57:28.160 --> 0:57:31.280
<v Speaker 3>She's great, right, but just you know, something with a

0:57:31.320 --> 0:57:35.240
<v Speaker 3>little more lively like E d M.

0:57:35.720 --> 0:57:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I think she needs to go pure d M.

0:57:37.880 --> 0:57:42.640
<v Speaker 3>She needs to work with Skrillics. Yes, a Squillics salons.

0:57:42.880 --> 0:57:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I see it. Okay, So what are you? Can

0:57:46.640 --> 0:57:48.120
<v Speaker 2>you even remember the gift? Okay?

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:52.040
<v Speaker 3>So there is a career ending, scale ending scandal, a

0:57:52.160 --> 0:57:55.280
<v Speaker 3>g wagon ee wagon and fangs and fang and we

0:57:55.400 --> 0:57:59.000
<v Speaker 3>have Rachel Ray, faith Hill and Solange.

0:57:59.320 --> 0:58:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, wow, this is really hard. Actually, I don't even

0:58:03.000 --> 0:58:06.360
<v Speaker 2>know where to begin. Well, I think I like.

0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:12.800
<v Speaker 3>I think I like Solange the most, like just she

0:58:12.960 --> 0:58:16.840
<v Speaker 3>seems chill and cool, So I don't I want to

0:58:16.840 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 3>give her the best one, which I actually don't know

0:58:19.360 --> 0:58:19.680
<v Speaker 3>how to make.

0:58:22.360 --> 0:58:24.960
<v Speaker 2>This is which one of those is the best gift?

0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:28.680
<v Speaker 3>I guess like a car, even if it's like not

0:58:29.640 --> 0:58:32.000
<v Speaker 3>a car that like a car would make fun. It's

0:58:32.040 --> 0:58:32.760
<v Speaker 3>all a brand new car.

0:58:32.880 --> 0:58:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Now it is a brand new car. It's probably like

0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:37.600
<v Speaker 2>a ninety seven accord at this point.

0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's this the sister of Beyonce. But Beyonce

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:45.200
<v Speaker 3>doesn't Let's be clear, Beyonce doesn't.

0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Help her person, you know. But Beyonce is a penny pincher.

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:52.240
<v Speaker 2>She's not a NEPO sister. No, no, no, She's just

0:58:52.360 --> 0:58:53.120
<v Speaker 2>do it on your own.

0:58:53.400 --> 0:58:55.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I would give I think I would give

0:58:55.160 --> 0:58:57.560
<v Speaker 3>her the g wagon and she could like sell it

0:58:58.000 --> 0:59:01.120
<v Speaker 3>or you know, or give it away or something.

0:59:01.160 --> 0:59:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I feel like that's like the best probably

0:59:03.120 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 2>of the three, right in my opinion, I mean my opinion. Fangs.

0:59:10.160 --> 0:59:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I feel like Solange could pull off fangs. But what

0:59:13.320 --> 0:59:17.080
<v Speaker 2>did what did they do like give her? She's on

0:59:17.120 --> 0:59:19.920
<v Speaker 2>the front page of every magazine. People want to see

0:59:19.960 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 2>this new set of chumpers. I don't know that Vogue

0:59:23.160 --> 0:59:27.080
<v Speaker 2>is picking up fangs this season. I don't know until

0:59:27.160 --> 0:59:28.120
<v Speaker 2>she's got them. You know what.

0:59:28.360 --> 0:59:31.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give Rachel Ray the fangs actually, because

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:35.560
<v Speaker 3>I think as a chef, she it would probably help

0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:40.240
<v Speaker 3>her chew her food better, or she could like cut

0:59:40.360 --> 0:59:42.440
<v Speaker 3>steaks with her fing, Like, she doesn't even need to

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:43.480
<v Speaker 3>use knives anymore.

0:59:43.800 --> 0:59:46.440
<v Speaker 2>To see her just biting into a steak and use

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:52.840
<v Speaker 2>her hands. Rach. Yeah, Rachel raised to meat and a

0:59:52.920 --> 0:59:56.960
<v Speaker 2>line of dog food? Does she that makes at some point? So?

0:59:57.160 --> 1:00:00.320
<v Speaker 2>And you know who else said Ellen? Ellen also dog

1:00:00.400 --> 1:00:02.000
<v Speaker 2>food for her whole career.

1:00:02.080 --> 1:00:05.800
<v Speaker 3>She was like an investor or whatever of Halo dog

1:00:05.880 --> 1:00:07.920
<v Speaker 3>food and she was talking about it like every episode.

1:00:08.680 --> 1:00:11.840
<v Speaker 3>That was like a religious Ellen watcher. Okay, yeah, I

1:00:11.840 --> 1:00:13.959
<v Speaker 3>would watch it every day after school and she would

1:00:14.000 --> 1:00:19.560
<v Speaker 3>be like speaking of career ending scandals. So, yeah, she's good,

1:00:19.760 --> 1:00:22.840
<v Speaker 3>she has one already. Who she Yeah, she's been gifted that.

1:00:23.800 --> 1:00:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I was left. Faith Hill was getting the career ending scandal.

1:00:28.360 --> 1:00:33.320
<v Speaker 3>I just haven't heard much about Faith lately, and I

1:00:33.360 --> 1:00:35.680
<v Speaker 3>think I'm biased just because, like I don't have a

1:00:35.760 --> 1:00:40.160
<v Speaker 3>personal connection to her do the other two. So I

1:00:40.240 --> 1:00:43.320
<v Speaker 3>guess I wouldn't miss her if her career went away

1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:46.480
<v Speaker 3>because to apologies to Faith, I'm sorry Faith.

1:00:47.440 --> 1:00:50.919
<v Speaker 2>And also I think she wouldn't mind. I think she'd

1:00:50.960 --> 1:00:53.800
<v Speaker 2>be like, yeah, I'm done. I can imagine her like, oh,

1:00:53.920 --> 1:00:59.040
<v Speaker 2>what career do I have to exactly that? She just

1:00:59.120 --> 1:01:04.600
<v Speaker 2>sounds like us too. Faith Hills starting to be a comedy, right.

1:01:04.560 --> 1:01:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yeah, I think she's fine. I think she's fine

1:01:08.480 --> 1:01:10.880
<v Speaker 3>and she she does. It's like there are people who

1:01:10.920 --> 1:01:13.080
<v Speaker 3>would lose more by having their career end.

1:01:13.120 --> 1:01:16.280
<v Speaker 2>But I think she's like good. She squeezed all the

1:01:16.360 --> 1:01:17.440
<v Speaker 2>juice out of it that she can.

1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:20.320
<v Speaker 3>She's I don't think she has any new music coming out,

1:01:20.680 --> 1:01:22.880
<v Speaker 3>or a line of cookware or anything like.

1:01:22.960 --> 1:01:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I think she's okay. She's probably just kind of tooling

1:01:25.480 --> 1:01:26.680
<v Speaker 2>around the house at this point.

1:01:27.280 --> 1:01:31.480
<v Speaker 3>She's probably eating Tricia Yearwood out as we speak.

1:01:34.040 --> 1:01:39.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who that is either Tricia Year, would

1:01:40.680 --> 1:01:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Faith Hill, Who's oh Shania twainas I think that's kind

1:01:44.120 --> 1:01:47.640
<v Speaker 2>of the Yah of the three. Hunia definitely has the

1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:51.800
<v Speaker 2>songs that people can remember. Yeah, the other two crossovers

1:01:51.800 --> 1:01:56.080
<v Speaker 2>since it would struggle to name one of their songs. Yeah, okay,

1:01:56.120 --> 1:01:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Well you played it perfectly. Thank you, you played it

1:01:58.880 --> 1:02:02.720
<v Speaker 2>absolutely perfectly. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1:02:02.800 --> 1:02:05.880
<v Speaker 2>It's called I said no emails. People write in two

1:02:06.000 --> 1:02:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I said no gifts at gmail dot com okay, and

1:02:08.640 --> 1:02:10.640
<v Speaker 2>every one of them needs an answer to something or other,

1:02:11.320 --> 1:02:14.600
<v Speaker 2>And so I've kind of started a service on my

1:02:14.720 --> 1:02:18.960
<v Speaker 2>own time, my own dollar, helping people. Would you help

1:02:19.000 --> 1:02:19.720
<v Speaker 2>me answer a question?

1:02:20.240 --> 1:02:20.439
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

1:02:20.680 --> 1:02:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay? This is host and guest, I come to you

1:02:24.160 --> 1:02:26.480
<v Speaker 2>on this day on my hands and knees and beg

1:02:26.640 --> 1:02:30.000
<v Speaker 2>for your help. How do I start my own psychotherapy

1:02:30.120 --> 1:02:33.280
<v Speaker 2>business without going bankrupt? I no longer to wish my

1:02:33.360 --> 1:02:35.840
<v Speaker 2>boss's wealth as she takes a hefty percentage of my

1:02:36.040 --> 1:02:41.800
<v Speaker 2>income and claims there's no budget for a raise. Love Anonymous. Wait,

1:02:42.240 --> 1:02:45.439
<v Speaker 2>why don't we pull cards for these questions? Oh, that's

1:02:45.480 --> 1:02:49.600
<v Speaker 2>a good idea. Let me pull a pull this top one. Yes, okay,

1:02:49.760 --> 1:02:53.040
<v Speaker 2>this is a good start to this person's answer, and

1:02:53.080 --> 1:02:56.040
<v Speaker 2>hopefully this okay? Oh do you turn it over? Yeah?

1:02:56.080 --> 1:03:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Let's oh okay, we have the tower, okay Anonymous. Anonymous

1:03:01.800 --> 1:03:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Anonymous wants to start a psycho therapy business with outgoing bankrupt.

1:03:07.080 --> 1:03:11.400
<v Speaker 3>You know what it's got. You can You're fully capable

1:03:11.760 --> 1:03:14.400
<v Speaker 3>of doing that. But it is going to be a

1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:19.120
<v Speaker 3>scary change for you. But you have to embrace the fear.

1:03:19.720 --> 1:03:23.280
<v Speaker 3>And because the tower represents a shake up, a change,

1:03:24.440 --> 1:03:28.200
<v Speaker 3>there's anxiety there. I think that the anxiety of the

1:03:28.280 --> 1:03:31.640
<v Speaker 3>bankruptcy is holding you back from making the leave to

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<v Speaker 3>start your own business. Interesting, I don't know that you

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<v Speaker 3>and I can say this is how you prevent any

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<v Speaker 3>like bankruptcies from happening or something negative from happening.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't. I feel like though your own therapy businesses

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<v Speaker 2>are pretty easy. There's not a lot of overhead there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what like, what are you spending You're not buying snacks

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<v Speaker 2>we have? Yeah, like what are you spending money on?

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<v Speaker 2>New outfits? A zoom proco zoom pro account?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, maybe some pillows, pillows and a lot of Kleenex

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<v Speaker 3>and that's right, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean there are a lot of options here.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this person is within this psychotherapy clinic

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<v Speaker 2>or what is it a practice? Yeah, there are all

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<v Speaker 2>of these vulnerable people. The boss obviously has a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of clients. You have a lot of clients. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>way that you can kind of just poach all of

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<v Speaker 2>those people, oh kind of st you know, in each session,

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<v Speaker 2>just let them know I'm not going to be practicing

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<v Speaker 2>here anymore. Actually, the owner of the business is leaving town.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's the client therapist privacy, so none of this

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<v Speaker 2>will ever be shared outside of it. So you're can

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<v Speaker 2>secretly kind of just off board as many clients as

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<v Speaker 2>you want you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, if you don't come with me to my

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<v Speaker 3>private practice, I'm going to break Hippa and I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you have everyone what you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's I think. Yeah, you know what, I changed

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<v Speaker 3>my mind. My advice is threatening of the skate and

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<v Speaker 3>deny any wrongdoing.

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<v Speaker 2>The amount of blackmailing that there's, I mean, the power

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<v Speaker 2>this person has. Yeah, and also you can start spreading

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<v Speaker 2>rumors about the owner of the business and run them

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<v Speaker 2>out of business. So career ending scandal. If the career

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<v Speaker 2>ending scandal's right, there's no end to this person's options.

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<v Speaker 2>And then like, find a cheap little spot you can

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<v Speaker 2>do outdoors, meet people in the park. Initially, absolutely, that's free.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I'm thinking the in and out near

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<v Speaker 3>UCLA always has a lot of seating out inside of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I just think you just got to go for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be afraid of the consequences. Just do it, Nike,

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<v Speaker 3>there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's a perfect answer, and the Tower

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<v Speaker 2>has kind of given the go ahead. Just embrace the shakeup.

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<v Speaker 2>Embrace the shakeup, destroy your boss's business, break the chains,

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<v Speaker 2>steal the Declaration of Independence, steel the Declaration of Independence. Ultimately, ultimately, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of a national treasure. Just do it. Just

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Well, Anonymous, good luck on your new business.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't have the guts to give us your name,

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<v Speaker 2>so you should probably start there, you know, quit being

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<v Speaker 2>such a wilting person. I don't know. There's only so

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<v Speaker 2>much I can know. Anonymous sounds annoying, extremely annoying. I

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<v Speaker 2>think Anonymous needs to look at themselves first before they

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<v Speaker 2>start blaming their boss. You go get therapy, how about that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just kidding. I wish you the best. I wish you

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<v Speaker 2>the best. Well, we answered the question better than we

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<v Speaker 2>could have possibly ever imagined. And oh that we have

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<v Speaker 2>no more questions. I mean we could answer another if

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like. We know, we don't have to know, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have We used to answer multiple but then it

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<v Speaker 2>was like it's starting to get long. Yeah. I think

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<v Speaker 2>people are like, I'm you know, I only have so

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<v Speaker 2>much time in the day. Let me go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we stayed this long, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you should have something crazy at the

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<v Speaker 3>end of every episode to honor the people who have listened.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a secret, a personal thing about myself or yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just like, yeah, a little nugget that just for them.

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<v Speaker 2>What would that possibly be? You sobbing just the sound

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<v Speaker 2>of you down. Yeah, I held it. I held it

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<v Speaker 2>together for an hour and a half and now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>ready to just ball. Maybe like a fight with your

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend or something like field recordings of me fighting? Yeah recorded?

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<v Speaker 2>Where where is the dish? I put it back at

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<v Speaker 2>the same spot and you move it like you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I always come across bad in these, always the aggressor

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<v Speaker 2>in the fight looking for dishes. That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>And then yeah, because that's how I am. I'm like

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<v Speaker 3>mouthy and I just need a dominant man to like

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<v Speaker 3>shut me in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listener, Sam is looking, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Looking, And if you want a tear reading, just dear me.

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<v Speaker 3>Reach out reach out to like twenty five dollars to

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<v Speaker 3>it seven years. Do you do tarots online?

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<v Speaker 2>I can. I don't. It's like it's something I want

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<v Speaker 2>to do. Yeah, more of listener, reach out. I am

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<v Speaker 2>very experienced reach out. I love having my taro red

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm really excited for you. I'm excited for me too.

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<v Speaker 2>Things are turning around. Things are turning around. Mark today,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone marks Sam's words. Well, thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had it's been very enlightening. I feel comfort moving

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<v Speaker 2>into the future. Wow, God Bless America, God Bless America.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was the theme today. Listener, the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>is over. You have to move on. Release me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>releasing you. Move on with your day. I love you, goodbye,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

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<v Speaker 2>produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully

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<v Speaker 2>mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

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<v Speaker 2>our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>could only come from miracle worker Amy Man. You must

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<v Speaker 2>follow the show on Instagram at I said no gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

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<v Speaker 2>get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts? Livy?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear Funa man myself fickly clear, But you're

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<v Speaker 1>a guess to my home. You gotta come to me

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<v Speaker 1>empty And I said, no guest, you're a presences presents

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<v Speaker 1>enough I already had too much stuff, So how do

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<v Speaker 1>you dare to surbey me