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Speaker 2: today's guest. I think he's so funny. It's Sam O Sam.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to. I said no gifts, thank you. I'm so

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Speaker 2: excited to be here. The energy this morning is interesting

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Speaker 3: Now, there are screaming children at school at Recess, and

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Speaker 3: It's just okay, okay, your shirt makes sense. Now have

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Speaker 2: Know, before I got a pair of binoculars or a telescope.

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Speaker 3: Them, and I will ruin Santa for them immediately because

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Speaker 2: Do you go out? Control of this podcast? Do you

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Speaker 2: He's in the house here and we can bring him out.

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Speaker 2: will destroy whatever we're talking about. Oh what's he like?

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Speaker 2: I'm blinking really fast. We're both like, heay, what older brothers?

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Speaker 2: Oh stuff like that. See I would have said the opposite.

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Speaker 2: your own research before you take the bait, I think

435
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 2: you just have.

436
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 3: To repeat the word processor again and again and people

437
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 3: would be like, yeah, you know what you're talking about

438
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 3: exactly exactly. Well, Tyler and all Advil, we never really

439
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 3: got to the bottom of what which is which?

440
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: But honestly, do you have an idea?

441
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,719
Speaker 4: I mean all I know is that, uh, I mean

442
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 4: for me, Thailand all doesn't work, so wow, So yeah, I.

443
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 5: Need I need the as for in aceda minifin combo

444
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 5: with the caffeine.

445
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 2: And now I'll get rid of the headache like that. Oh,

446
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 2: I need to get a bottle of that.

447
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 4: It is the only thing that'll take care of a

448
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 4: headache for me. So I'm kind of stuck with it.

449
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 2: For treat myself to a bottle of What have I started?

450
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 2: And what's my doll? Oh? Interesting because that's also looked over.

451
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 5: Honestly, I've never taken my doll, so I've always taken

452
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 5: advil for those kinds of pain.

453
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 4: So right, yeah, Tyland Hall's never worked.

454
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 5: If I ever had like, uh, those kinds of menstrual cramps,

455
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 5: I would take an advil and that would.

456
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 2: Do the trick, right. I remember hearing that in middle

457
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 2: school all the time. That was like an insult take

458
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 2: a my doll?

459
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 3: Okay, And now I'm really understanding your background. Wow, Well

460
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 3: I wasn't saying sure.

461
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: I know, we know you said it.

462
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 3: We know we said that that middle school misogynist running fro.

463
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 3: I think mine is one of those like it's the

464
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 3: same product, but they just like sell it to women. Interesting,

465
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 3: like the pink razors that are like actually worse and

466
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 3: more expensive for her for her.

467
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, cut that out, Chiladall. This is a

468
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 2: marketing Yeah no, bad ideas, And no, I don't anyone

469
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 2: that's we're getting at. No one would know that that

470
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 2: was advil. We need to do marketing for like gay

471
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: men specific stuff too. It's like a Thailand all for

472
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: gay men. Yeah, I mean, let's see, are not off

473
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 2: right now? I think, yeah, I don't have anything for

474
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: gay men men. Well, i'd have to say the f slur.

475
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that right now. So later

476
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: in the podcast, the flur segment of the of I said,

477
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: no gifts. We'll both scream it at the same time. Cool. Well,

478
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 2: I do think there's something else we need to talk about. Obviously,

479
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 2: I was happy to have you here today. I was

480
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 2: really excited to have you over. He thought, Sam's wonderful.

481
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 2: How could we not have a bad time together? And

482
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 2: here we are here, we are having the worst possible time,

483
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 2: and I'm just clawing it. How can I make this better? Uh? No,

484
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,719
Speaker 2: I was. I was looking forward to having you here.

485
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: On I said, no gifts a podcast is a very

486
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: clear title, pretty clear directive, and so I was a

487
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: little surprised. I was a little thrown when I walked

488
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: into the backyard here and I saw you chatting away

489
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 2: with an a lease and uh with you a gift

490
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: bag with my first initial on it b b B

491
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: for Bridger. I have a gift Okay, well sorry you

492
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: said no gifts, but I have one. I appreciate the apology,

493
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 2: and it's obviously for me. Should I open it here

494
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 2: on the podcast? Please go for it? Okay, let me

495
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: get into it. It's this gorgeous white gift bag with

496
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: a big block letter B. I'm going to reach in. Okay,

497
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 2: we're pulling it. Oh, oh, this is very interesting. Yes,

498
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: this is very interesting. It's a queer tarot deck. And

499
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: the last time I saw you, I wanted you to

500
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: do my terror and I felt bad about that and

501
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: I never got around left because I was like, Sam's busy,

502
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna bother my god and so and then

503
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 2: my life kind of fell into ruin and it would

504
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: have been nice to have some warning.

505
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 3: Yes, and I'm again I'm sorry, but there were a

506
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 3: lot more important people.

507
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 2: I was reading that night and I was like, I'm

508
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: going to see you anyway. Well, I was really planning

509
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: on being first. But then you you just when people

510
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 2: start doing tarot, I'm sure you're just you're batting people away.

511
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: There were you know, I feel you don't even need

512
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: it because you have a boyfriend. And the number one

513
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: question that night was what's going on with my love life?

514
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 2: Oh?

515
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: Was it?

516
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: Really? Honestly it was because of what sort of answers

517
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: did you give? You're broken, You're I look at your

518
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 2: hair lately? No, No, I'm nice. I'd be an Insult

519
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: Tarot reader, like an insult comic. I'm going to start

520
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 2: that podcast on I'm poaching on Elias for my head

521
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 2: on Insult Tarot podcat. Yeah. No, it was, you know, honestly,

522
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 2: because it was a lot of straight women.

523
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 3: Who were do like very had their work lives together,

524
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 3: very small, art and confident women. And that's sort of

525
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 3: actually bad for men, is what great men are do

526
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 3: the worst species on the planet. And I feel bad

527
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 3: for every woman who dates men.

528
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean you la, there's I know,

529
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: so many wonderful women who are like everything about their

530
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: lives is incredible. They've got to start together, And I'm like, oh,

531
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 2: I can't. I can think of maybe a quarter of

532
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 2: a man I would like to set you up with. Yeah,

533
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I can't think of any Yeah, I would

534
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: never do that to you. Yeah, I would love to

535
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 2: find one decent man for one of my many straight

536
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 2: women friends, but it's not happening.

537
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 3: There's just yeah, they're all so wonderful and gorgeous and amazing,

538
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: and then the men that they have to deal with,

539
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 3: it's just like slime there. If they're smart, then they're

540
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 3: not funny. If they're funny, then they don't have a job.

541
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 3: If they're like, they have one hundred other problems, or

542
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: they have a second secret family. If someone seems amazing

543
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 3: in all these ways, they probably have bodies under the floorboard.

544
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: Or yeah, I mean every man has at least one flaw.

545
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: But that's like, if you find one with a single flaw,

546
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: you what a catch? And what's yours? Let me get

547
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 2: into my Google docs. We can ever guards what floor

548
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 2: That's why I brought Yeah, I mean I would be

549
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: thrilled do it? Okay, where did you learn to do tarot?

550
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: I found a gay shaman on Instagram who was teaching

551
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: a class.

552
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so I did a three week course like

553
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: six years ago. That's how I started. And yeah, and

554
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 2: did you feel like you like at the end of

555
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 2: the course, did you feel like, I know, I'm an

556
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: expert at this now, I did not know. I did

557
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 2: not did you know anything about it going in?

558
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 3: Actually no, I like I knew what the tarot cards were,

559
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 3: but I was kind of honest, sort of spiritual journey

560
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: of like seeing psychics and stuff.

561
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 2: Right right now, Remind me, do I have to cut

562
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: the deck? You have to shuffle because this is a

563
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: brand new deck, brandow and they're kind of I'm all

564
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 2: in order. I hate when people see me shuffle. Oh

565
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: you close your eyes. Okay, never learned to shuffle. It's

566
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: more of a just making a mess, although I've heard

567
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 2: Vegas dealers make it a mess. I mean you can.

568
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 3: I tell people they can shove however they want. They

569
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: can throw all the cards on the floor and pick

570
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:26,479
Speaker 3: them back.

571
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: They're brand new cards. I'm not throwing these on the ground.

572
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just gonna they belong to you. You

573
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: can do whatever you want. I'm letting the universe guide

574
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: my hands, letting the planets put these where they may go.

575
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm not even looking at this point. That embarrassed. When's

576
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 2: your birthday? Whence you're signed on October ninth? I'm a libra.

577
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: I thought there was that weird period. Do you remember

578
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: this period when everyone was like, uh, now you're no

579
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: longer that sign I do. Then we all said no,

580
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: but my I'm a tourist and that that like new classification.

581
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: I was still a Taurus. Oh interesting, Really, where would

582
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 2: I have shifted? I can't remember libra. What's libra between?

583
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 2: It's between scorpio. That sounds right. You would have been

584
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 2: a virgo, a virgo. Maybe I don't have to look

585
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: at the Okay, interesting, what's a virgo? What happens within

586
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 2: a virgos?

587
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 3: A lot of my best friends are virgos because we're

588
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: like virgos also an Earth sign.

589
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: Okay, virgos.

590
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: Every virgo I know has done like they like to

591
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 3: have three jobs at once or they're like they they're

592
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 3: like straight a students, okay, and they love to like

593
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: spread themselves thin and they're just very like diligent.

594
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: I like to spread myself then without any jobs. That's

595
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: kind of my current way to behave. So maybe I

596
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: don't fall into that category. I'm the same.

597
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 3: Like to me, spreading yourself then is like you do

598
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: pilates and then you go to erewuan and it's like

599
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 3: what a busy day, and then you make like a

600
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 3: buckwhee pancake. Like, that's hard work too, and no one's

601
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: talking about that.

602
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's more my speed. But that's even too

603
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 2: busy for me. I'm spreading myself then by just sitting

604
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 2: at my kitchen count or wondering about what I should do,

605
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: and then I'm exhausted, maybe like going from room to room.

606
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea, is sad running around there,

607
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: you know, having to take one solid dump a day.

608
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 2: That's really difficult work too. I was just watching the

609
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: show alone and there was a character a person. Have

610
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 2: you watched the show? No, it's a reality suareness. Yeah,

611
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: they're in the wilderness alone eating mice and we won't

612
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 2: get into that. We talked about that in the last episode,

613
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: and I'm sure the listener was mad. But one character

614
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: was I think constipated for like two weeks, and I

615
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: that's right. How do you not die? Yeah, that's really

616
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: that's actually very scary. Yeah, I would be absolutely mortified.

617
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 2: You know, I think there was you know what Bachelor

618
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: in Paradise is. I've never seen it, but I'm familiar.

619
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: Okay, there, I would didn't watch this latest season, but

620
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 3: apparently there was a girl who literally had to leave

621
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 3: the island because she was so constipated. She couldn't find

622
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 3: love because she had to like she had to go

623
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: to the hospital and they had to like push make

624
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: her have.

625
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 2: A bowel movement, and there she met a very handsome

626
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: talk shot.

627
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 3: That would be the ideal situation, because everyone else on

628
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: that on that island, they're they're like like songwriters and yeah,

629
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 3: they have no Joe quote unquote, so yeah, and.

630
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: They're probably all constipated too, they're just too ashamed to

631
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: admit it. That's right. Okay, I've shuffled the deck. Okay,

632
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 2: I want you to cut it into three, kind of

633
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: put it back in a different way. And what are

634
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: we pulling for? Do you have a like what do

635
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: I need to know right now?

636
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: Yeah?

637
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: Do you have a specific question or an area in

638
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 2: your life or a situation? Yeah, I would like to

639
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 2: know if anything is if I'm ever going to have

640
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: a job in the entertainment industry.

641
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 3: Again, you're really asking the wrong person because I asked

642
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 3: myself my cards that every day and inconclusive, inconclusive.

643
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: How about just uh, I would like to have some

644
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 2: general picture of the next six months to see if

645
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four is going to be a complete ball

646
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: and we're kind of more in the career space where they, yeah,

647
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 2: something that where my days are occupied by something where

648
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: I you know, I'm not just watching time go down

649
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 2: the drain. You're not just watching alone. I'm not just

650
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: watching alone. Okay, Well, I guess I'll do.

651
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Speaker 3: You want to want me pick six cards for the

652
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: rest of the year, Okay, and you can pick them

653
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 3: randomly or off the top however you feel.

654
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: Okay, these are thick cards. Do I turn them over? No,

655
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: and just happen to me and I'll turn them over.

656
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 2: I mean, these are The feel of these cards is

657
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 2: absolutely gorgeous. Let's see here. Take that one, Hey, take

658
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 2: that one. Can I cut it a little bit to test?

659
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: Oh?

660
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, I'm obviously really just trying putting as much

661
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 2: effort to get a good future as possible. Okay, I've

662
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 2: got six cards on the table. Shout out the deck.

663
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 3: It's the Queer Tarot, an inclusive deck by Ashley Molesso

664
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 3: and Chess need Hum.

665
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 2: Interesting there there, every I mean, every tarot is a

666
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: queer tarot. That's not true. That's not true. Some of

667
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 2: them are very hetero.

668
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 3: Actually, I feel like the original tarot is hetero because

669
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 3: there's like queens and kings.

670
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 2: And I mean the user the end.

671
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 3: If you find yourself with a tarot deck, you probably

672
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 3: have two older brothers, is what.

673
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: Probably, how do we get straight men into tarot? Dude

674
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: wipes present tarot?

675
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 3: Probably like Hymns needs to start selling a tarot Rogan

676
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan's Baro deck.

677
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe, reach out. Okay, they're getting turned over here.

678
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 2: Illustrations have kind of neon and d glow. Is that

679
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: what we would say?

680
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 3: I would yeah, I would say it's yeah, yes, I agree, yes,

681
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 3: all right.

682
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: Each of these is where was June? And also it's

683
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: like this is more of a the rest of the

684
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: year overall vibe, but we can go month to month. Okay,

685
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 2: oh my god, this could end with me and just sobbing,

686
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: you know, and that would be a good thing. There's

687
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 2: no video for this podcast. It's just the listeners. Just

688
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 2: here a quiet sniffle. How do you cry? Oh? Are

689
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: you a sober?

690
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: Oh?

691
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you? I think I'm like like open

692
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: open mouth and yeah and like no noise. Oh interesting,

693
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 2: I think I'm I probably have There's like a variety

694
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: for me like I kind of touch every base when

695
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm crying. Okay, climb deep sobs until my eyes are no,

696
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: there's no moisture left. It's not a good scene. And

697
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: you know there are people out there. I hope they're listening,

698
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 2: and I hope you're you've done this to me listeners, Hollywood,

699
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: you've done this June June.

700
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 3: So we have a judgment judgment here, And if you

701
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 3: look at this image, it's like all these queers, all

702
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 3: these baristas standing up and this uh, this person has

703
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: like a trumpet. And so I always associate judgment with

704
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: like it's like a call to action or a call

705
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 3: to adventure or some sort of feeling of like rising up.

706
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 3: So if you have felt like you have just sort

707
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: of been sitting around watching alone, interesting, maybe there is

708
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 3: actually a shift you Like, it could be a literal

709
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 3: get the call. Maybe it could be a job or

710
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 3: some kind of some sort of new direction.

711
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: Okay, this feels like exactly what we need right now. Yeah,

712
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 2: we're waking up, shaking.

713
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: You know.

714
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: I mean, and also I mean we've got the upcoming

715
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: live show and this looks that the person with the

716
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: trumpet is kind of me in that situation and that's

717
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 2: the audience Yewriter dot Com, June twenty six. So maybe

718
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: that's interesting. I think that that will bring more.

719
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 3: Attention and maybe I don't know, maybe Hollywood will be there,

720
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 3: Hollywood will be in the audience.

721
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's there's a chance of a turn.

722
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 3: Why don't Okay, July and then we have the sun

723
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 3: Ano fun fun, I mean July fourth. I know how

724
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 3: patriotic you are.

725
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 2: Fourth of July, historically, for me, is the most oppressing

726
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: day of the year. Every year, I find myself emotionally

727
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: beneath I mean record low, beneath rock bot because you

728
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 2: hate hot dogs or are you at an event? Usually,

729
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 2: even if I'm at an event, I'm usually there's something

730
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: about It's like kind of the middle of the year.

731
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: You're like, what's going on? Everyone else? It's I don't

732
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: It's not a fun holiday to me. I don't care

733
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 2: about fireworks or hot dogs. So I think there's a

734
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: lot of things coming together and like most of my

735
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: friends aren't the sort of people who have Fourth of

736
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: July parties, so there's really nothing going on that's that fun.

737
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, your friends are all Antifa, Well, I think you

738
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 3: might and you know what you're describing as summertime sadness?

739
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: Is that a real thing?

740
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 3: I talked, I gave yes. The scholar Lana del Rey

741
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 3: documented this phenomenon.

742
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: I have it too.

743
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 3: I get actually sad in this when it's too sunny.

744
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, weirdly or like there's some time in the

745
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: summer that I get my summer depression.

746
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: Okay, but I love I love the summer. I love

747
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: the sun, but sometimes in the middle of the summer

748
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: it can feel a little oppressive. Is that a song?

749
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 2: There ain't no cure for the summertime blues? There we go.

750
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is, buta del Rey, I

751
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 3: don't know, but I mean the sun if just the

752
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 3: meaning of that, we have this like rainbow tapestry. We have,

753
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: the sun's out, it's very everything's sort of like harmonious,

754
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 3: and things are going well and there's a joy to it. Okay,

755
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 3: Just so I feel like going off if we're moving

756
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 3: from this card that was a call to adventure, and

757
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 3: I feel like we're just keeping the good times going.

758
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: Okay, an evolution of the change. You're really getting my

759
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 2: hopes up here.

760
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 3: Right now, and then I'm about to drop you like

761
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 3: the Tower of Terror Riot. I love the Tell of

762
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 3: Towers Gone.

763
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 2: They turned it into another marvel I love. I loved

764
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: the Tower of Tower. Oh, the feeling there was perfect. Absolutely,

765
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 2: it was actually creepy. Yeah it was. It made sense

766
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: as a ride and now my virginity on the Tower

767
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: of I'm just kidding. It was perfect. I feel like

768
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: we both would have been good like Disneyland employees at

769
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: that ride. I can picture us both in the uniform.

770
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 2: We'd commit to the character you could, you could.

771
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 3: I would play a ghost, and I think you would

772
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: play it like the the person who checks you in.

773
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 2: Like the bellboy or whatever. Yes, yeah, you know it

774
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, Disney dropping at all. Speaking of

775
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 2: dropping the ball, the third card we have August.

776
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 3: So we have the moon, and so that is not

777
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: a negative card at all, but it is a card

778
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 3: of like a little It can be confused because whereas

779
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 3: the sun it's like the light of the sun the daytime,

780
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 3: the moon it's like kind of like stumbling in the

781
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: dark a little bit, or you having to trust your

782
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 3: intuition when you don't know exactly where the next move is.

783
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 2: Or the next step. Not something someone like me needs

784
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: to hear.

785
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 3: But it's it's an exercise in trusting yourself, letting go

786
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 3: of control, and just having faith and patience and kind

787
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 3: and self kindness and gentleness with yourself.

788
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: But and we all love the moon. I mean I

789
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 2: love the moon. I think everyone's on board with the moon.

790
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: I mean the moon controls so much. Yes, the tides

791
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: the moon. We could let's get rid of the sun.

792
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: We don't need it. The moon's also kind of worthless.

793
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 2: I think we get rid of all of it. We couldn't,

794
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: I mean, we none of us could live on the sun,

795
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: but we could live on the moon. Probably. Yeah, that's true.

796
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos can't get the sun, but he can get

797
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: the moon. He can't get the moon. So okay, so

798
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: I'm going to go wild in August.

799
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 3: You're going to turn into a werewolf in August. There

800
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 3: is something about like, yeah, maybe not being not being

801
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 3: so analytical and logical, but being more primal and.

802
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 2: Right and just more like yeah, okay, yeah, okay. I

803
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 2: I've got a couple of months to prepare for that

804
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 2: sort of behavior, because that's really not my usual thing.

805
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 2: But if maybe I can start letting go of control

806
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: right now by August, you're going to control, letting go

807
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: of control? Yes, okay, really planned to let go. Well,

808
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: then we move into September. September, the beginning of you know,

809
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 2: Prestige movie season. Oh, I was taking nine to eleven,

810
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 2: but you forgot about that. Don't you hate July? Wor

811
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 2: it and you forget nine to eleven? Interesting? September we

812
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: have strength. Strength.

813
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 3: Strength can mean a lot of the things. There's like

814
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 3: an infinity sign on top of this person's head, and

815
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 3: strength is always a person like petting a lion, So

816
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 3: it's sort of getting in control of your demons or like,

817
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 3: instead of getting control of this lion by force, they're

818
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 3: using like gentleness to hit the lions.

819
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: It's not so much your domination.

820
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 3: It's not a yeah, strength, it's not like a traditional

821
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 3: idea of strength. It's more through kindness, gentleness, mind games,

822
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 3: absolute manipulation. If coming from the moon, there is a

823
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 3: little bit more. We're like, Okay, we kind of went

824
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 3: through that, and now you're feeling stronger about yourself.

825
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: And because I've learned new things and learned to trust myself. Yeah,

826
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 2: maybe you've overcome a little bit of that obstacle or

827
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 2: learned a little bit. I don't know a bit more

828
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: about the process. Right, tried something new with my hair

829
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 2: and what would you? I don't know anything. Got a

830
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: couple of months to find bond. I go blonde.

831
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that that means August was really rough for you.

832
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: If you go blonde.

833
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: If I went blonde, I would be the sickest looking

834
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 2: person on the planet. People would be like, oh no,

835
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: I think you could pull it off. There was no

836
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 2: I am pro I mean it would happen. The way

837
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 2: I would pull it off is people would be like, well,

838
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 2: that's the most shocking thing he could have possibly done.

839
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 2: So it must have been intentional, you know.

840
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 3: Sometimes like when again, not to bring it back to Madonna,

841
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 3: but pop stars they go they do a new era

842
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 3: and they like completely change their look, and that could

843
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 3: be my sickly era.

844
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 2: That's right, kind of like someone who's contained to a

845
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 2: hospital bed and that's like COVID COVID covidra.

846
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like throw. It's like throw, you know, how

847
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 3: like why two K's back? Like maybe COVID aesthetics will

848
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 3: be back at some point. Oh absolutely, yeah, there's a question, right,

849
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 3: I think.

850
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 2: So it'll be people that give themselves, their own haircuts,

851
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 2: more mask wearing a mass The gloves will probably come

852
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: back to It'll be like a really COVID. I'm ready.

853
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready for that. You're already ready for licking

854
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 3: toilets licked toilet challenge.

855
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 2: I think if we're talking about career, because obviously this

856
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 2: career is so up and down. No one go into

857
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 2: entertainment if you're listening.

858
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 3: If you're listening, you probably aren't entertainment. Let's be real

859
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 3: or want to be leave the business, get out of here. Unsubscribed,

860
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 3: subscribe from other podcasts and follow my podcast Bad Tarot,

861
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 3: produced by Honor Lisa, dropping June sixth. So I think

862
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 3: I think it's like a renewed hope here. I can't

863
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Speaker 3: like because because I feel like for most people in

864
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 3: the entertainment industry, every three months it's like should I leave.

865
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 3: It's like a mental breakdown, and then you get over

866
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 3: it and then you're like, I can do this.

867
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,479
Speaker 2: I keep doing this. Wow, I'm on top again. Yeah,

868
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: so maybe you're on top again in September. September, okay,

869
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: well let's move on to October. Okay, October is my birthday.

870
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, Libra season, we have King of Pentacles.

871
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a good time for your career

872
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 3: as well, because the Kings are very authoritative and the

873
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 3: Pentacles are regarding like money and career and practical things.

874
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 3: So it's it's it feels like you're in control of

875
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 3: your career or your money.

876
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 2: And and look at that. I mean, the pants this

877
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 2: person is wearing are great, just kind of a pants.

878
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 2: It's a little.

879
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: Like being your own boss or maybe your own projects

880
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 3: are what's bringing you that stability versus waiting for someone

881
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: to hire you or wait for an outside person would

882
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 3: be the one to give you that opportunity.

883
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 2: Art at my auto shop or bakery, hair salon.

884
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, but there's something about it, like

885
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: you are your own boss, and I think I think

886
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 3: that that's something to remember.

887
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: Everybody. Watch out. I don't need you anymore, You don't

888
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: need Bridgard doesn't need you and your shitty little sitcom

889
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: and your ship. Start your own room. Start for your

890
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 2: own room. Don't get me started. Then we move on.

891
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: What is November? November? Oh, and then we have so

892
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 2: we have back to back pentacles. Now we have Queen

893
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 2: of Pentacles, right right, Oh, so happy couple, husband and

894
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 2: wife team. I mean, maybe you become a third oh

895
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 2: in someone else's swinging relationship. I don't know these two women.

896
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: What does the Queen of Pentacles do for me? What

897
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 2: does it mean?

898
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 3: It's a little bit of the genderness like kings represent

899
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 3: more control and like leadership, whereas queen's are more nurturing

900
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 3: or internal. It's more of the emotional versus the mental.

901
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 3: So the queen's feel very secure, and they feel fulfilled,

902
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: and they feel purposeful. Okay, so maybe this is this

903
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 3: is a little bit more like money, status, work, and

904
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 3: this is a little bit more my purpose, my creativity,

905
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 3: my feeling good about what I'm doing okay.

906
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: And the holidays are just around the corner, so and

907
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 2: they're both to me. Secure at your stable, so I

908
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 2: feel like you'll be feeling all right. I mean, I

909
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 2: feel what universe could that possibly be? You might this,

910
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: you never know.

911
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 3: This could be a good year for you, you don't

912
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: even know. And then and we're ending, and then look

913
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 3: at this, we have the star wrapping it up. And

914
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 3: this is one of my favorite cards.

915
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 2: What does this mean? The star usually represents like inspiration,

916
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: but sometimes it's very literal like I've gotten this readings.

917
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 2: It was just like, yeah, you're a star.

918
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 3: You're things are you're shining, things that you're pursuing are

919
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 3: working out for you, or you're being seen.

920
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 2: So I want everyone listening to be aware of what's

921
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 2: being said. And by December, I'm going to be a star.

922
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: I'm earnestly telling you that you got this. You got this,

923
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sam, And this is exactly what I needed today.

924
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: I want you to get your revenge, so you know

925
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 2: I want to. I mean, ultimately, I just want to

926
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 2: go on a mission of revenge. Yeah, kind of a

927
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 2: kill Bill's style. Yeah, there's a list of people who've

928
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: got to watch out. You know, gay people are on

929
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 2: the rise. I don't.

930
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 3: I always want to let you know we've been blocked

931
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 3: from the industry in many ways and now we're I

932
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 3: feel like we're hot.

933
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: Shit.

934
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, you know how many gay best

935
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 3: friends I've auditioned for in the last month. There's a

936
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 3: lot our voices are needed.

937
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 2: And that is the only position a gay person should

938
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,479
Speaker 2: ever be in a television show, just the best. Everyone

939
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 2: else in the show should be straight. Girl. Have you

940
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 2: gone shopping lately? I don't think so.

941
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 3: I'm not getting these parts, clearly I have. I am

942
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 3: just too depressed to play. I feel like there's there's

943
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 3: like fun gay people, and then there's suppressed gayeither.

944
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 2: Right, that's sort of right. I follow probably into the

945
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: latter category. That's why I'm not getting called in for

946
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: any of these things. No one would ever believe me

947
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 2: as a happy gay person.

948
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 3: And that's and you say you need to write the

949
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 3: story of the sad, most miserable man. Yeah, yeah, Carol,

950
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 3: we need a Carol, but for gay men.

951
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, is there one of those? I

952
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 2: mean again, Carol kind of is for gay men, but yeah,

953
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 2: what would that possibly be? And it'll be played by

954
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: two straight men? Yeah, directed by Luca Guadagnio. Yeah, she's

955
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 2: kind of the kind of go to that sort of film,

956
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 2: you know what. I'm not mad at it anyway. Okay, Well,

957
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: at speed, I think we should play a game. Okay,

958
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna play We're gonna you know, last

959
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 2: week I said that we're not playing this game anymore

960
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 2: for a while, but we're gonna play a game called

961
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 2: Gift Master. Anyway. Oh, I needed number between one and

962
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 2: ten from you. Seven, Okay, I need to do some

963
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 2: light calculating right now to get our game pieces. So

964
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 2: right now, you can promote something, recommend something, do whatever

965
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: you want with the microphone. I'll be right back.

966
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 3: I actually have my debut single that I'm dropping the

967
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 3: first week of June, probably when this podcast comes out,

968
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 3: actually June sixth. I have a song called Foreskin. It's

969
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 3: spelled number four ski N and I am my pop

970
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 3: starname is gay Virgin, so and you can you can

971
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 3: follow me at gay Virgin Official for updates on the

972
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 3: single and subsequent EP that I will be dropping later

973
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 3: this year. But yeah, look out for Foreskin on all

974
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 3: music platforms. It's a banger. It's a song of the summer.

975
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 2: I think that's a great recommendation. Do you play any instruments?

976
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 3: Not really, I mean I taught myself Shadow by Ashley

977
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 3: Simpson on the guitar, like in two thousand and five,

978
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 3: and that song really it's really sad actually because it's

979
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 3: about Ashley Simpson living in the shadow of Jessica Simpson,

980
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 3: of course, and that was probably really harder for her. Yeah,

981
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 3: it's really hard for her shadow of Jessica, who is

982
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,280
Speaker 3: now a billionaire.

983
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 2: I have shoe entrepreneur. Yeah, yeah, I remember when I

984
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: worked at overstock dot com. We would have to write

985
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 2: descriptions of her shoes. How many jobs have you had?

986
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 2: Truly before I got before I moved to LA I

987
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 2: think I had like twenty five jobs. Wow. I've done

988
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 2: a lot of different types of work.

989
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

990
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 2: I've been a sec shopper for cigarettes. I've worked in

991
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 2: a factory putting frames together, work for the postal service.

992
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 2: I mean, it's all all over the map. I'm not

993
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 2: someone and maybe this is the problem. I'm not someone

994
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 2: you should hire, but you should be your own boss. Yeah,

995
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 2: that's true, that's right. And I've got all kinds of

996
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 2: skills I've developed. This is how we play gift Master.

997
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three things, three gifts you can

998
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: give away, and then I'm going to name three celebrities.

999
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me which celebrity you would give which

1000
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 2: gift and why. Okay does that make perfect sense? Yes? Okay,

1001
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 2: be perfect? Okay, let me continue clarify. These are the

1002
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 2: gifts you're giving away. Number one is a career ending scandal.

1003
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 2: Number two is a g wagon. Do you know what

1004
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 2: a g wagon is? That's a car? It's maybe the

1005
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 2: worst car. It's one of the cars driven by bad people.

1006
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 2: So I think it's a Mercedes. Are very boxing you, No,

1007
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 2: it's it's not the car a nice person drives. But

1008
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 2: they're very expensive. But they're yeah, and they're hot, they're sexy.

1009
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 2: And number three is fangs, Tita. Yes, you'll be giving

1010
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: them to the following celebrities. Number one Rachel Ray, Number

1011
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: two Faith Hill. Faith Hill who sings those songs.

1012
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: That I know?

1013
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 2: Is Faith Hill Garth Brook's wife? Or is that another

1014
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 2: country singer? Tricia Yearwood is Garth Brooks's wife. I think

1015
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: Faith Hill, I don't know. It's her famous picture her, Oh,

1016
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 2: still married to Tim McGraw. Wedding bells are ringing. No

1017
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 2: trouble in paradise, Okay. I imagine Tim McGraw, Faith Hill,

1018
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 2: Tricia Yearwood and Garth Brooks probably going double dates. They're

1019
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 2: probably switching off. They're swinging. Yeah, there's got to be swinging,

1020
00:56:54,840 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 2: swinging happening within that community. All of them are cute, cute.

1021
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 2: And number three is Solange. Where is she? I don't know,

1022
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 2: I'll call her, I mean, where is she? She needs?

1023
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 2: She need? We need a new album. I feel like

1024
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 2: she needs to remember what fun is. I think she

1025
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 2: got a little. She hasn't had a bowel movement in years. Probably,

1026
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: I think she needs to she needs to put out

1027
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 2: a fun album.

1028
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 3: I want, I want, Yes, I want new music from her.

1029
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 3: She's great, right, but just you know, something with a

1030
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 3: little more lively like E d M.

1031
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: I think she needs to go pure d M.

1032
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 3: She needs to work with Skrillics. Yes, a Squillics salons.

1033
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see it. Okay, So what are you? Can

1034
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 2: you even remember the gift? Okay?

1035
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 3: So there is a career ending, scale ending scandal, a

1036
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 3: g wagon ee wagon and fangs and fang and we

1037
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 3: have Rachel Ray, faith Hill and Solange.

1038
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, this is really hard. Actually, I don't even

1039
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 2: know where to begin. Well, I think I like.

1040
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: I think I like Solange the most, like just she

1041
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 3: seems chill and cool, So I don't I want to

1042
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 3: give her the best one, which I actually don't know

1043
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 3: how to make.

1044
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 2: This is which one of those is the best gift?

1045
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 3: I guess like a car, even if it's like not

1046
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 3: a car that like a car would make fun. It's

1047
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: all a brand new car.

1048
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 2: Now it is a brand new car. It's probably like

1049
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 2: a ninety seven accord at this point.

1050
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's this the sister of Beyonce. But Beyonce

1051
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 3: doesn't Let's be clear, Beyonce doesn't.

1052
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 2: Help her person, you know. But Beyonce is a penny pincher.

1053
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 2: She's not a NEPO sister. No, no, no, She's just

1054
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 2: do it on your own.

1055
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I would give I think I would give

1056
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 3: her the g wagon and she could like sell it

1057
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 3: or you know, or give it away or something.

1058
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like that's like the best probably

1059
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 2: of the three, right in my opinion, I mean my opinion. Fangs.

1060
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 2: I feel like Solange could pull off fangs. But what

1061
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 2: did what did they do like give her? She's on

1062
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 2: the front page of every magazine. People want to see

1063
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 2: this new set of chumpers. I don't know that Vogue

1064
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 2: is picking up fangs this season. I don't know until

1065
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 2: she's got them. You know what.

1066
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to give Rachel Ray the fangs actually, because

1067
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 3: I think as a chef, she it would probably help

1068
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 3: her chew her food better, or she could like cut

1069
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 3: steaks with her fing, Like, she doesn't even need to

1070
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 3: use knives anymore.

1071
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 2: To see her just biting into a steak and use

1072
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: her hands. Rach. Yeah, Rachel raised to meat and a

1073
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 2: line of dog food? Does she that makes at some point? So?

1074
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 2: And you know who else said Ellen? Ellen also dog

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Speaker 2: food for her whole career.

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Speaker 3: She was like an investor or whatever of Halo dog

1077
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Speaker 3: food and she was talking about it like every episode.

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Speaker 3: That was like a religious Ellen watcher. Okay, yeah, I

1079
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,959
Speaker 3: would watch it every day after school and she would

1080
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 3: be like speaking of career ending scandals. So, yeah, she's good,

1081
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 3: she has one already. Who she Yeah, she's been gifted that.

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01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 2: I was left. Faith Hill was getting the career ending scandal.

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01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 3: I just haven't heard much about Faith lately, and I

1084
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 3: think I'm biased just because, like I don't have a

1085
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 3: personal connection to her do the other two. So I

1086
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 3: guess I wouldn't miss her if her career went away

1087
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Speaker 3: because to apologies to Faith, I'm sorry Faith.

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Speaker 2: And also I think she wouldn't mind. I think she'd

1089
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'm done. I can imagine her like, oh,

1090
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 2: what career do I have to exactly that? She just

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01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 2: sounds like us too. Faith Hills starting to be a comedy, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I think she's fine. I think she's fine

1093
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 3: and she she does. It's like there are people who

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01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 3: would lose more by having their career end.

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01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 2: But I think she's like good. She squeezed all the

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01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 2: juice out of it that she can.

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Speaker 3: She's I don't think she has any new music coming out,

1098
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 3: or a line of cookware or anything like.

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01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 2: I think she's okay. She's probably just kind of tooling

1100
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 2: around the house at this point.

1101
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 3: She's probably eating Tricia Yearwood out as we speak.

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01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is either Tricia Year, would

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01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 2: Faith Hill, Who's oh Shania twainas I think that's kind

1104
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: of the Yah of the three. Hunia definitely has the

1105
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 2: songs that people can remember. Yeah, the other two crossovers

1106
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 2: since it would struggle to name one of their songs. Yeah, okay,

1107
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 2: Well you played it perfectly. Thank you, you played it

1108
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 2: absolutely perfectly. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1109
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 2: It's called I said no emails. People write in two

1110
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com okay, and

1111
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 2: every one of them needs an answer to something or other,

1112
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 2: And so I've kind of started a service on my

1113
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 2: own time, my own dollar, helping people. Would you help

1114
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 2: me answer a question?

1115
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:20,439
Speaker 1: Yes?

1116
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 2: Okay? This is host and guest, I come to you

1117
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 2: on this day on my hands and knees and beg

1118
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 2: for your help. How do I start my own psychotherapy

1119
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: business without going bankrupt? I no longer to wish my

1120
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 2: boss's wealth as she takes a hefty percentage of my

1121
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 2: income and claims there's no budget for a raise. Love Anonymous. Wait,

1122
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:45,439
Speaker 2: why don't we pull cards for these questions? Oh, that's

1123
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 2: a good idea. Let me pull a pull this top one. Yes, okay,

1124
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 2: this is a good start to this person's answer, and

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01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 2: hopefully this okay? Oh do you turn it over? Yeah?

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01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 2: Let's oh okay, we have the tower, okay Anonymous. Anonymous

1127
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: Anonymous wants to start a psycho therapy business with outgoing bankrupt.

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Speaker 3: You know what it's got. You can You're fully capable

1129
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 3: of doing that. But it is going to be a

1130
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 3: scary change for you. But you have to embrace the fear.

1131
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 3: And because the tower represents a shake up, a change,

1132
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 3: there's anxiety there. I think that the anxiety of the

1133
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 3: bankruptcy is holding you back from making the leave to

1134
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 3: start your own business. Interesting, I don't know that you

1135
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 3: and I can say this is how you prevent any

1136
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 3: like bankruptcies from happening or something negative from happening.

1137
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 2: We can't. I feel like though your own therapy businesses

1138
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 2: are pretty easy. There's not a lot of overhead there. Yeah,

1139
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 2: what like, what are you spending You're not buying snacks

1140
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 2: we have? Yeah, like what are you spending money on?

1141
01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: New outfits? A zoom proco zoom pro account?

1142
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 3: Sure, maybe some pillows, pillows and a lot of Kleenex

1143
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 3: and that's right, right.

1144
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 2: Well, I mean there are a lot of options here.

1145
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 2: I feel like this person is within this psychotherapy clinic

1146
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 2: or what is it a practice? Yeah, there are all

1147
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 2: of these vulnerable people. The boss obviously has a lot

1148
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 2: of clients. You have a lot of clients. There's a

1149
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 2: way that you can kind of just poach all of

1150
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 2: those people, oh kind of st you know, in each session,

1151
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 2: just let them know I'm not going to be practicing

1152
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 2: here anymore. Actually, the owner of the business is leaving town.

1153
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 2: And there's the client therapist privacy, so none of this

1154
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 2: will ever be shared outside of it. So you're can

1155
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 2: secretly kind of just off board as many clients as

1156
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 2: you want you can.

1157
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 3: You're like, if you don't come with me to my

1158
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 3: private practice, I'm going to break Hippa and I'm gonna.

1159
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 2: Tell you have everyone what you did.

1160
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I think. Yeah, you know what, I changed

1161
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 3: my mind. My advice is threatening of the skate and

1162
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 3: deny any wrongdoing.

1163
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 2: The amount of blackmailing that there's, I mean, the power

1164
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 2: this person has. Yeah, and also you can start spreading

1165
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 2: rumors about the owner of the business and run them

1166
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,479
Speaker 2: out of business. So career ending scandal. If the career

1167
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 2: ending scandal's right, there's no end to this person's options.

1168
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 2: And then like, find a cheap little spot you can

1169
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 2: do outdoors, meet people in the park. Initially, absolutely, that's free.

1170
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,439
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm thinking the in and out near

1171
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 3: UCLA always has a lot of seating out inside of it. Yeah,

1172
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 3: I just think you just got to go for it.

1173
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 3: Don't be afraid of the consequences. Just do it, Nike,

1174
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:57,480
Speaker 3: there we go.

1175
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a perfect answer, and the Tower

1176
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 2: has kind of given the go ahead. Just embrace the shakeup.

1177
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 2: Embrace the shakeup, destroy your boss's business, break the chains,

1178
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 2: steal the Declaration of Independence, steel the Declaration of Independence. Ultimately, ultimately, yeah,

1179
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 2: it's kind of a national treasure. Just do it. Just

1180
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 2: do it. Well, Anonymous, good luck on your new business.

1181
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 2: You didn't have the guts to give us your name,

1182
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 2: so you should probably start there, you know, quit being

1183
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 2: such a wilting person. I don't know. There's only so

1184
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 2: much I can know. Anonymous sounds annoying, extremely annoying. I

1185
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 2: think Anonymous needs to look at themselves first before they

1186
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 2: start blaming their boss. You go get therapy, how about that? Yeah,

1187
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 2: just kidding. I wish you the best. I wish you

1188
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 2: the best. Well, we answered the question better than we

1189
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 2: could have possibly ever imagined. And oh that we have

1190
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 2: no more questions. I mean we could answer another if

1191
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 2: you'd like. We know, we don't have to know, we

1192
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 2: don't have We used to answer multiple but then it

1193
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 2: was like it's starting to get long. Yeah. I think

1194
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 2: people are like, I'm you know, I only have so

1195
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 2: much time in the day. Let me go.

1196
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we stayed this long, that's true.

1197
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 3: I feel like you should have something crazy at the

1198
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 3: end of every episode to honor the people who have listened.

1199
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 2: Like a secret, a personal thing about myself or yeah,

1200
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, a little nugget that just for them.

1201
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 2: What would that possibly be? You sobbing just the sound

1202
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,960
Speaker 2: of you down. Yeah, I held it. I held it

1203
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 2: together for an hour and a half and now I'm

1204
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 2: ready to just ball. Maybe like a fight with your

1205
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 2: boyfriend or something like field recordings of me fighting? Yeah recorded?

1206
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 2: Where where is the dish? I put it back at

1207
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 2: the same spot and you move it like you know.

1208
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 2: I always come across bad in these, always the aggressor

1209
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 2: in the fight looking for dishes. That's what it is.

1210
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,960
Speaker 3: And then yeah, because that's how I am. I'm like

1211
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 3: mouthy and I just need a dominant man to like

1212
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 3: shut me in the face.

1213
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1214
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 2: Well, listener, Sam is looking, I'm.

1215
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 3: Looking, And if you want a tear reading, just dear me.

1216
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 3: Reach out reach out to like twenty five dollars to

1217
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 3: it seven years. Do you do tarots online?

1218
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 2: I can. I don't. It's like it's something I want

1219
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, more of listener, reach out. I am

1220
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 2: very experienced reach out. I love having my taro red

1221
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 2: and I'm really excited for you. I'm excited for me too.

1222
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 2: Things are turning around. Things are turning around. Mark today,

1223
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 2: everyone marks Sam's words. Well, thank you for being here.

1224
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 2: I've had it's been very enlightening. I feel comfort moving

1225
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 2: into the future. Wow, God Bless America, God Bless America.

1226
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:09,759
Speaker 2: I think that was the theme today. Listener, the podcast

1227
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 2: is over. You have to move on. Release me. I'm

1228
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:18,919
Speaker 2: releasing you. Move on with your day. I love you, goodbye,

1229
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,680
Speaker 2: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1230
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 2: produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully

1231
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 2: mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

1232
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 2: our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

1233
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 2: could only come from miracle worker Amy Man. You must

1234
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram at I said no gifts.

1235
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1236
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1237
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts? Livy?

1238
01:09:54,880 --> 01:10:02,559
Speaker 1: Did you hear Funa man myself fickly clear, But you're

1239
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 1: a guess to my home. You gotta come to me

1240
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: empty And I said, no guest, you're a presences presents

1241
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 1: enough I already had too much stuff, So how do

1242
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: you dare to surbey me