Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty four,
Speaker 1: Episode four of Guys Day.
Speaker 2: Production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: This well, this is a podcast where we take a
Speaker 1: deep dave into America share consciousness. And it is Thursday, February.
Speaker 2: Eighth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two eight two four good.
Speaker 2: But it's Giving Hearts Day. It is Giving hearts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is Giving Hearts today. But I guess it's also
Speaker 2: about something about giving charitably. That's what I mean Giving heart.
Speaker 2: So also National Iowa Day, shout out the Iowa's out there,
Speaker 2: Shout out the Quaker Oats factory out there in Iowa,
Speaker 2: I know, near Cedar Rapids.
Speaker 1: Also really into like industries. You're you're really into ascribing
Speaker 1: various geographic locations with industries.
Speaker 2: It's just because like I have, I have just weird
Speaker 2: specific interactions with certain states. Like I dated somebody from Iowa,
Speaker 2: so I have like just weird secondhand knowledge about it, right,
Speaker 2: That's what That's the particularly large what we call out here.
Speaker 2: Also National Kite Flying Day, and hey for all the
Speaker 2: people out there leading the Scouts, so that are boys
Speaker 2: out into the woods and doing right. National Boy Scouts
Speaker 2: Day too, Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a scout meeting this afternoon.
Speaker 2: Well, now you got something to tell him. They're all
Speaker 2: falling asleep.
Speaker 1: Crazy kindergartener's running room. Well my name is Jack O'Brien aka.
Speaker 1: Well the statement you made and you gave they was
Speaker 1: able to make.
Speaker 2: It hot enough your career it died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And every time we hear her name, does she
Speaker 1: know that we know how badly her movie died? Why'd
Speaker 1: you try with the Daily War?
Speaker 3: And we're here to remind you of the shit tea
Speaker 3: reason you went away. It is fair to deny you
Speaker 3: of the job you lost from.
Speaker 1: Dizzy Jeane n Coronto.
Speaker 2: Christy, I'm a Gucci mane Alanis.
Speaker 1: Every every time I think of that that part in
Speaker 1: that song, like she becomes an old Irish like.
Speaker 2: What hey that potato po that gave me that? I
Speaker 2: don't know why, that's how it is in my brain,
Speaker 2: but yeah, someone come through with the Irish brogue version.
Speaker 4: I just can't get over that that song is about
Speaker 4: Uncle Joey. Yeah, I know every time I heard him
Speaker 4: like Uncle Jesse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that Uncle Jesse for sure, But dad, even
Speaker 1: Danny Tanner, Danny Tanner, Yeah, but at.
Speaker 2: Least They're like, yeah, you can toppy in the movie theater.
Speaker 4: Yeah, b cut it out, girl, what ow?
Speaker 2: What is happening? I'm throwing to be joined as always
Speaker 2: by my co host, mister Miles Gray. Great akaa.
Speaker 5: If you lack those hearts, those yucky, chalky hearts, I
Speaker 5: just don't think I understand. Yeah, I don't like those hearts.
Speaker 5: They almost take lack farts. I'm more of a box
Speaker 5: up chocolates man.
Speaker 2: All Right, shout out to Cleo dot universe, because yeah,
Speaker 2: we're talking about those chopped heart candies for we just
Speaker 2: just stopped. Let's just giving hearts day, you know, just stop.
Speaker 2: We're not giving those hearts out. We're not giving those hearts.
Speaker 2: That's not how we're giving hearts. Those hearts are giving farts. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I feel like they don't taste like farts so much.
Speaker 2: But maybe maybe. I mean, I think that's a little
Speaker 2: bit of creative license to be like it doesn't taste great,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: A license well, speaking of poetry. Yet, we are thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined in our third seat by one of
Speaker 1: our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests, a writer, actor,
Speaker 1: one of the funniest stand up comedians, doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She has an.
Speaker 1: Incredible stand up special called Bitch Grow Up that you
Speaker 1: can go watch on Max. And you must go watch
Speaker 1: on Max right now. She recently won Late Night for
Speaker 1: the whole fucking week dude, according to a Vulture with
Speaker 1: her Beyonce impression on After Midnight. Yeah, and you can
Speaker 1: see her performing at Deaf Puppy Comedy Club in Mantica, California,
Speaker 1: February twenty second to the twenty fourth. It's the hilarious,
Speaker 1: the talented Marcella.
Speaker 4: It's me Marcella AKA you got a fast Fard and
Speaker 4: I want to take it to your butt. Ho. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's what I could come up with.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for a fast car AKA.
Speaker 1: So yeah that song that is just like a song
Speaker 1: that it turns out everybody's just it's been quietly their
Speaker 1: favorite song forever.
Speaker 4: Because I'm so glad she was there. That's so beautiful.
Speaker 4: She looks stunning, amazing. You could tell she was holding
Speaker 4: back tears when she looked up and was like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is for me. Yeah, yeah, did you say that
Speaker 4: number one that same night?
Speaker 2: I know that's wild. You love to see it's it's
Speaker 2: I like that we have at least like with these platforms,
Speaker 2: you can instantly be like, yo, that one thing that
Speaker 2: just put money in my pockets. Thank you to everybody
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Did you see all those tweets though, that were doing
Speaker 2: the in brackets Tracy Chapman voice, you know that was
Speaker 2: going around on Twitter. I didn't see stuff like it'll
Speaker 2: be like parenthetical Tracy Chapman voice and be like you
Speaker 2: gotta watch tar then past guests. Uh, Melissa Losada Aliva tweeted,
Speaker 2: she said you gotta fat ass.
Speaker 4: I didn't see that one of her.
Speaker 1: Well ship Marcella. It's been an eventful past couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: You went on After Midnight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was great. That was really fun. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: so happy that show is back. I mean, it's a
Speaker 4: reboot from the original at Midnight with Hardwick on Comedy Central,
Speaker 4: but this new in his longer format. It's so much more.
Speaker 4: It's just wild. It's just yeah, they have their point
Speaker 4: system is different. It's arbitrary, which I always was, but
Speaker 4: now they've done it, We're like they can take away points.
Speaker 4: You get three thousand points out of nowhere, and I
Speaker 4: think it's really fun. I also was hoping to lose,
Speaker 4: and I'm very glad that I lost, because god damn it,
Speaker 4: that was too stressful to be that beautiful and funny
Speaker 4: all the time. Yeah, I was undefeated when I was
Speaker 4: on the original.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I don't want.
Speaker 4: To bring that perfect attitude new ship. I want to lose.
Speaker 4: I was really happy they lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, losing well so much. Yeah, I just and it's
Speaker 2: just dope to see like you on a platform, like
Speaker 2: a much bigger platform and have you killing it right right,
Speaker 2: We knew, we fucking knew. I don't know that.
Speaker 4: Guy knew.
Speaker 2: That's right, all right, Marcella. We're gonna get to know
Speaker 2: you a little bit better in the moment.
Speaker 1: First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the
Speaker 1: things we're talking about today. We got an update onspeech
Speaker 1: Apparently refusing to wear a mask during a global pandemic.
Speaker 2: Does not count as free speech. Fucking bullshit. Got an
Speaker 2: update on bud light from Trump. We're allowed to drink
Speaker 2: it again, boys, What happened? What happened?
Speaker 1: Yea Ella's We got a new character. A new character
Speaker 1: has entered the chat. I don't even know this motherfucker's name,
Speaker 1: but he's.
Speaker 2: This has called him Senator doctor Redmond.
Speaker 1: Senator doctor Redmond from Florida. We're gonna catch up with him.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Valentine's Day because Pizza Hut is
Speaker 1: selling a breakup pizza. All of that, plenty more. But first, Marcela,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 4: Well? I last night, the last thing I googled was
Speaker 4: the forty nine ers because I wanted to give myself
Speaker 4: a forty nine or Valentine's nail, some Valentiners, and I
Speaker 4: did it. Unfortunately, the people at home k oh shit, logo,
Speaker 4: look at the logos. Yeah, and I did a forty
Speaker 4: nine Oh shit, damn lip prints. Yeah. I like doing
Speaker 4: my nails, and I was like, ooh, it's Valentine's Day,
Speaker 4: the Niners going to the Super Bowl. I'm gonna do
Speaker 4: SF Valentiner nails.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You have a family.
Speaker 4: My family. When my parents came to from El Salvador,
Speaker 4: they landed in San Francisco, and so they were just
Speaker 4: hardcore Joe Montana fans immediately because they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's do the American thing. Watch football, and they they
Speaker 4: tried baseball, didn't like it, and they but they loved football.
Speaker 4: And so my parents have always been Niner fans since
Speaker 4: they got to those countries. So we have always been
Speaker 4: Niner fans. And my brother is so excited that they're
Speaker 4: going to the super Bowl. And we always like do
Speaker 4: shit on Super Bowl Sunday, Like we just have food
Speaker 4: and we just hang out. It's just like a reason
Speaker 4: to kick it with the family, which I always like. So, okay,
Speaker 4: I got my nails ready for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Ye did that Christmas? You know, just so many chips,
Speaker 1: so many dips, so many chips.
Speaker 2: So yeah, what's the spread? What's the spread like for
Speaker 2: your families? You never know.
Speaker 4: My mom likes to do different things. Sometimes she'll order everything.
Speaker 4: Sometimes she'll make everything. Sometimes it's pot look style where
Speaker 4: everybody brings some things.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't think she's thought about it yet,
Speaker 4: so I'm excited to find it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as are you partaking this year? I didn't really know.
Speaker 2: I don't have plans, but I mean passively I'll end
Speaker 2: up doing I mean, like maybe have it on in
Speaker 2: the background. Yeah, maybe, I mean I got to catch
Speaker 2: that halftime show. Oh for sure, Yeah, I want to
Speaker 2: see her, sure, But no, I don't really. I mean
Speaker 2: I've as a kid, I was just never that, Like
Speaker 2: I was into the NFL when like everybody was into
Speaker 2: the NFL in the nineties. I'm like, oh yeah, when
Speaker 2: Dion Sanders was playing with the Niners too, and even
Speaker 2: the Cowboys. I was like going back and forth with
Speaker 2: that whole thing. But then I just never I just
Speaker 2: never got fully bit by it.
Speaker 1: So I was just you know, yeah, there's a great
Speaker 1: Joe Montana story that is making the rounds that I
Speaker 1: love wearing. He Yeah, So the phone thing is the
Speaker 1: latest update that he would call his wife from the field,
Speaker 1: like during games and like the field that they.
Speaker 2: On the bench, like with ye, there's a phone on
Speaker 2: the bench.
Speaker 1: Check, Like everyone's like, oh, he must be talking to
Speaker 1: his offensive coordinator. Yeah, calling his wife because he realized
Speaker 1: he could. And like another thing about him that is
Speaker 1: like kind of say similar energy is like that there's
Speaker 1: this famous like drive he like brings the forty nine
Speaker 1: ers down the field in the Super Bowl and like
Speaker 1: the highest stress situation that a quarterback like had been
Speaker 1: in to that point, and one of the players on
Speaker 1: his team like recalled that. Like he came in the
Speaker 1: huddle to talk to them and he was just like
Speaker 1: kind of looking over their heads and then he was like,
Speaker 1: is that John Candy. Then he just like pointed John Candy,
Speaker 1: what's on the side, and then he was like all right,
Speaker 1: let's go out, and you know, it just like chilled
Speaker 1: everyone the fuck out there, just like, man, this guy
Speaker 1: doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh man, you've seen planes, trains and automobiles.
Speaker 1: Oh that shit is so funny.
Speaker 4: I love that. That's how you know someone's really good
Speaker 4: at their job, like they can be distracted and it
Speaker 4: doesn't affect their game.
Speaker 2: Yeahah exactly. And they're like, yeah, all right, we back
Speaker 2: in it. Okay, yeah but that was John Candy, right, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's John Candy. Yeah.
Speaker 4: That motherfucker was huge in the eighties and nineties, so
Speaker 4: that was like probably.
Speaker 1: Like oh shit, yeah right, great taste, you know, great.
Speaker 1: They knew John Candy was like recognized that of all
Speaker 1: the celebrities, all the eighties celebrities, that's the one you point.
Speaker 4: There's a big motherfucker. You can spot them.
Speaker 2: That's true. It's also for practical purposes, he could get
Speaker 2: his linemen to see him. Yeah, funny.
Speaker 4: I do love that that phone story because the wife's
Speaker 4: the first time it happened. She was just like I
Speaker 4: was watching the game and then the phone rings and
Speaker 4: I was like, who's calling me during my you know,
Speaker 4: my game? Husband. Yeah, she picked up the phone. Hey honey,
Speaker 4: she was like, what.
Speaker 2: Are you doing? Oh my god? Yeah, he's crazy. Right,
Speaker 2: the phone works like a real phone, he said.
Speaker 4: He said. He was like, he just was like, you know,
Speaker 4: because I think you like, remember you said dial nine
Speaker 4: to dial outside, right, Yeah. Yeah, he just out of
Speaker 4: no or just decided to try it and it worked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's adorable. It's so cute. I know what a
Speaker 2: what a little like love story. I know, it's I
Speaker 2: love that they're still together. Yeah, okay, good that would
Speaker 2: have been wild. He's like, yeah, I divorced it right after.
Speaker 4: It was a good man right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Joe Montana, what a name to Joe Montana.
Speaker 4: And that's and that's the other thing that was my
Speaker 4: my parents' favorite player. So like, you know, that's the
Speaker 4: other thing with the Niners, the associated oh Joe Montana.
Speaker 4: So like when he came out when the Niners won
Speaker 4: the last game he came out. My mom was like, Joe,
Speaker 4: It's like, he's such a fucking icon. So it's cool.
Speaker 4: It's just cool. It's just kind of nice to see that,
Speaker 4: you know, those associations my parents have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what uh? What is something you think? Is over
Speaker 2: rate it? More so?
Speaker 4: Okay? Always I try to keep over it underrated in
Speaker 4: a similar vein. And I don't know if I've talked
Speaker 4: about this before. Maybe I have. I'm sure maybe someone
Speaker 4: else has. But I'm really tired of people hate sharing stuff.
Speaker 4: Like it's kind of gotten a little out of control.
Speaker 4: How much people like to hate share stuff and then
Speaker 4: they and then they don't share the shit that they
Speaker 4: like or I don't know, I don't know. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: like a vulnerability aspect. People don't like to share what
Speaker 4: they're into. They'd rather share what they hate because it's
Speaker 4: just easier. But please, guys, share share shit you like online,
Speaker 4: you know, promotion shit you like. Tell your people to
Speaker 4: listen to the shit that you like. I'm really fucking
Speaker 4: tired of people hate sharing stuff all the time. And
Speaker 4: then it goes viral and then you get more eyes
Speaker 4: in this person gets more fans right right.
Speaker 2: We were just talking with like in extremism researcher on
Speaker 2: the episode on Tuesday, and you know, we're like, how
Speaker 2: do you like like especially on the internet, like what
Speaker 2: like what what are best practices there? And she was like,
Speaker 2: just don't share the fucking outrage shit because even like
Speaker 2: you know, and that's more specific to like extreme political stuff,
Speaker 2: but they're just like, you know, when you share that,
Speaker 2: you're just seating it further and further into the culture,
Speaker 2: onto the platform. And if you're gonna do it, then
Speaker 2: if the very least, you know, take a screenshot and
Speaker 2: share it if you have to. But I think to
Speaker 2: your point about vulnerability, it's like easy to be like,
Speaker 2: ain't this some bullshit? And most people be like yeah.
Speaker 2: And if you're like I like this, then you open yourself,
Speaker 2: which is some kind of nerd and then people don't
Speaker 2: want to fucking you know, have to answer for whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck they like.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they're a nerd, which is fine as well,
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 2: A fucking nerd is you like, what the fuck you
Speaker 2: like somebody like hinge that ship with their own weird
Speaker 2: fucking vernacular or whatever.
Speaker 4: You like? What the you like?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: What you like yeah.
Speaker 1: Algorithmically too, Like the social media companies are all like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's what gets the most clicks, and so just somebody
Speaker 1: is gonna share it because it is lazily the easiest
Speaker 1: way to get people to look at your ship.
Speaker 4: Algorithm doesn't know the difference between you hating something and
Speaker 4: you liking something. If all you're doing is commenting on
Speaker 4: the shit that you hate, like it's so weird. Yeah, comics. Actually,
Speaker 4: there's comedians that know that the ship that is going
Speaker 4: to get the more controversy on on the algorithm, so
Speaker 4: they'll post, they'll purposely post like stupid, ignorant shit just
Speaker 4: to get people talking, and it works. It's how people
Speaker 4: go viral. It's insane to me that people like feed
Speaker 4: In willingly feed into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, because I think it's because it's at a
Speaker 2: certain point. You know, it used to be able to
Speaker 2: be like, well, if I just keep my head down
Speaker 2: and work these clubs and do X, Y and Z,
Speaker 2: maybe I can get a shot. And now there's like
Speaker 2: just a proven methodology for people to like, Oh, if
Speaker 2: I say some off the wall offensive shit, that's the
Speaker 2: way exactly, and we and now it's just being incentivized.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is, so don't contribute to that, guys.
Speaker 4: It's also if you're still on X or any of
Speaker 4: Really the social media is when you interact with other
Speaker 4: accounts that are very obviously not real. That's the other
Speaker 4: thing that I'm like, the person that's rolling on purpose
Speaker 4: and you guys are making it go viral. And then
Speaker 4: if they're one of these people that's paying eight dollars,
Speaker 4: they're actually putting money in their pocket.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, right exactly. Yeah, it's bizarre. Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 1: Weird when we get like we have another show that
Speaker 1: is attached to like a major sports organization. I'm not
Speaker 1: naming names, but whenever they tweet about our show, Okay,
Speaker 1: you might have heard of them, the NBA, but whenever
Speaker 1: they tweet about our show, like it goes through some
Speaker 1: like troll farm and like all of these trolls and
Speaker 1: all of these like bots like retweet it, and the
Speaker 1: tweets are like n uh and like they don't they're
Speaker 1: not saying anything, but they're just like that they're like
Speaker 1: this show is stupid, or you know, like they just
Speaker 1: have these automated responses or like love it w Come
Speaker 1: On was one of them recently, and it's just like.
Speaker 2: Or it'll be like pro mody propaganda from here or something,
Speaker 2: and you're like, nothing to do with the NBA. But
Speaker 2: I guess you know the way these like troll farms, like, well,
Speaker 2: that account probably has a lot of eyes on it,
Speaker 2: so you might just put some shit and that replies
Speaker 2: to get on wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's gross, it's gross.
Speaker 2: It is gross, Marcella. What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: Sharing shit that you think is great? Being vulnerable, open up,
Speaker 4: tell people like, oh my god, just share shit you like,
Speaker 4: I don't understand. We're in this weird really in this
Speaker 4: weird time where you know, sharing being mad is is
Speaker 4: profitable and I just find it stupid as fuck as
Speaker 4: I as I'm upset about it, Like, for.
Speaker 1: Instance, look at this one, this tweet that I hate,
Speaker 1: Like it's just.
Speaker 4: This fucked up shit out wait, mean, that's why I
Speaker 4: like that, you guys were One of the questions of
Speaker 4: getting SNOW people is like, do you have a tweet
Speaker 4: that you like? Like, it's so nice that you know
Speaker 4: you can actually share something that is bringing you joys,
Speaker 4: bring you entertainment, it's bringing you something good and you
Speaker 4: get to cause like who is coming on here and
Speaker 4: be like, oh, tweet that. I like, oh yeah, this
Speaker 4: sweet where this fucking racist was Like, you know you're not.
Speaker 2: You don't do that.
Speaker 4: So it's like, why do people like do that online?
Speaker 2: Just share shit?
Speaker 4: Like that's what I think is underrated, just being more
Speaker 4: more more on the side of engaging with shit that
Speaker 4: you enjoy and sharing it and making sure it's known.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's tough or just like that, or like we
Speaker 2: kind of we're sort of culturally like everyone is just
Speaker 2: idling while in anger gear, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like rather than idle in happiness, idle in something that's
Speaker 2: a little more optimistic, like just default to me, like
Speaker 2: oh I like that. How about this? You like this? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead, Like I can't believe this shit so weird? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I think also too, like we just there's
Speaker 2: so much to be dissatisfied with in our day to
Speaker 2: day lives that it's just like the momentum is just
Speaker 2: carrying a lot of us too to just be like
Speaker 2: fuck that fuck fu fuck at all, right, you know,
Speaker 2: and like it's it is hard to kind of like
Speaker 2: take a second, slam the brakes and just be like,
Speaker 2: what if I use my energy to at least not
Speaker 2: do that. I don't even to go the opposite way.
Speaker 2: What if I just don't energize that part of my Yeah.
Speaker 1: In small ways, because yeah, we are all like in
Speaker 1: a system. Them that is just cramming this shit down
Speaker 1: our throat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had a funny situation happened where somebody they must
Speaker 4: hate follow me, or maybe there's someone I know and
Speaker 4: they and they follow me and then they have this
Speaker 4: anonymous account but they disagree with something I said, which again, fine,
Speaker 4: I don't care if people disagree with me on some shit,
Speaker 4: but it's just funny to me that people go and
Speaker 4: use an anonymous account like, bitch, I want to know
Speaker 4: who the fuck does Like if you want to get
Speaker 4: into argument, bitch, I want to know who it is.
Speaker 4: So one time or recently, I had an account I
Speaker 4: forget what, I do not even care about the exchange
Speaker 4: because it doesn't even matter, but they disagree with something
Speaker 4: I said, and but it it was one of those
Speaker 4: things where I was like, I feel like this person knows.
Speaker 4: I just have a feeling sometimes with trolls, like you
Speaker 4: can tell when they know you when they don't know you.
Speaker 4: You can tell when it's like a comedian, like a
Speaker 4: loser comedian who like, you know, this is what they
Speaker 4: do to pass the time and because they're depressed. You know,
Speaker 4: I get it. But I go so I go to
Speaker 4: reply to this person and I just said okay and
Speaker 4: then quote stranger, but okay, stranger and quote and they
Speaker 4: deleted their whole account.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I was right. I had my
Speaker 4: insurance on the money. Yeah, because just because of the
Speaker 4: tone in which they talked to me, I was like, no,
Speaker 4: you know me, I can tell I can tell you
Speaker 4: patrols know me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That it was so But it was like also good,
Speaker 4: like I should I should make you feel stupid, like
Speaker 4: I should make you feel like I do know who
Speaker 4: you are, because it's like, what are you doing with
Speaker 4: your life? Like this is what you're doing with your life?
Speaker 4: Like this is such a stupid waste of time. It's
Speaker 4: so silly.
Speaker 2: Go share some shit you like to share some shit
Speaker 2: you like guys.
Speaker 4: Go share the daily like geist. If you like it,
Speaker 4: go and share it.
Speaker 1: On your care about it us above all things, share
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: And that is the lesson today. Ye all right, should
Speaker 2: we take a break, come back. I feel like you
Speaker 2: were going to say something myself.
Speaker 4: I'm always going to say something.
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna take a break and then we'll
Speaker 2: be right back.
Speaker 4: She always been loved to come back, and we're fucking
Speaker 4: bike y'all. Here we are with the boys and the
Speaker 4: one girl.
Speaker 2: Questionably some pretty cool stuff, man, we got talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, damn man, sure do federal appeals court goddamn
Speaker 1: just rejected arguments to refuse to wear a mask during
Speaker 1: the first COVID outbreak was legally protected free speech.
Speaker 2: That's so wild that, like, it was hard to take
Speaker 2: that as a real statement or hard.
Speaker 4: I had to reread it because it was actually I
Speaker 4: was kind of confused. I was like, wait, what, yeah,
Speaker 4: is this so.
Speaker 2: A federal appeals court just rejected arguments that refusing to
Speaker 2: wear masks during the first COVID outbreak was legally protected
Speaker 2: free speech? That's what the fuck? I said?
Speaker 4: Man, what the say.
Speaker 2: For the anti mask crowd? Yeah, big L, big super
Speaker 2: L super L.
Speaker 1: I mean too late, probably, I get I guess that'll
Speaker 1: be valuable for our next global pandemic. But there are
Speaker 1: these two related cases of all the people who claimed
Speaker 1: that they had been retaliated against by the New Jersey
Speaker 1: school boards for refusing to wear masks during the health emergency,
Speaker 1: and what one of them was just dismissed out of
Speaker 1: hand because they're like, like, your definition of retaliated against
Speaker 1: right like borders on the nonsensical, so like we don't, like,
Speaker 1: you have not proved that you were retaliated against the
Speaker 1: other one was kicked back to a lower court. They
Speaker 1: took it serious of the legal argument and were like,
Speaker 1: you know, refusing to wear a mask during a public
Speaker 1: health emergency didn't amount to free speech protected by the Constitution.
Speaker 1: They pointed out that this makes as much sense as
Speaker 1: refusing to pay taxes or wear a motorcycle helmet as
Speaker 1: a symbolic protest, which I don't know why they had
Speaker 1: to come for, like the ones that I'm actually down with,
Speaker 1: Ye not wearing a motorcycle helmet or not, I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't not wearing not wearing no Connie Crew over here,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 4: February No Condom Day and pinge on my freedom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what was that song you made like
Speaker 2: ten years ago? You're like, oh, no condom style. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had a whole music video and everything okay, back
Speaker 2: to life, No pun intended.
Speaker 4: That's funny. I used to do parody songs too, until
Speaker 4: one of my friends made fun of me and I
Speaker 4: believed him. Oh man, I'm so pissed I let him
Speaker 4: hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2: Wait really, yeah, I used to.
Speaker 4: There was a I did a rude boy parody the
Speaker 4: Rihanna and I did like h like if I was
Speaker 4: from the version of Snooky Snooky's perspective, and it was
Speaker 4: just basically like fuck me without a condom and fucking
Speaker 4: in the hot tub, and it was just gross.
Speaker 1: It was funny, man, And you're a great singers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it when it was still rough, but
Speaker 4: it was fun. Yeah, I love I love it.
Speaker 2: Go back in the lab, go back in the lab.
Speaker 4: And you know what, My partner makes music, and so
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I don't know if I told you guys,
Speaker 4: I'm I'm moving to Chicago and I'm excited. Yeah, And
Speaker 4: I'm excited because he makes music. So we're going to
Speaker 4: make music together, like literally and figuratively. And I'm excited
Speaker 4: because I was like, I want to do like five
Speaker 4: songs of every genre right right because he can and
Speaker 4: we just don't take it serious. Anyways, back to the news, guys,
Speaker 4: what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Nothing as I want to do like, oh yeah, everything.
Speaker 4: I want to do, I want to do. Like remember
Speaker 4: in the like the late nineties and early two thousands,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of male rapper, female singer, a lot
Speaker 4: of those dams. We want to do it like like
Speaker 4: a fight, just that doing that style. Yeah, yeah, exactly
Speaker 4: like that, that type of ship. Very hyper specific ship.
Speaker 4: But we're gonna do all kinds of shit, very fun.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun. I'll be on here promoting that
Speaker 4: ship too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Please, we'll ride out on it. All right.
Speaker 1: We do need to catch up on other more important
Speaker 1: stories masks.
Speaker 4: But you don't want to talk about masks.
Speaker 1: Was important but not important anymore whatever, who cares. On
Speaker 1: the other hand, we we got to hear what Donald
Speaker 1: Trump thinks about bud Light.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is a big one, a full.
Speaker 2: This is just wild for some reason, let's call it cash.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump has declared on Booth Social that bud Light
Speaker 2: is no longer on the MAGA ship list. And you
Speaker 2: like this this like post, you know, like when somebody
Speaker 2: else writes his ship because it's like a little too coherent.
Speaker 2: And it follows a bit of structure, even though like
Speaker 2: chat gpt right stylistically it like reads like his. He
Speaker 2: just said the bud Light ad was a mistake of
Speaker 2: epic proportions and for that a very big price was paid.
Speaker 2: But Anheuser Busch is not a wol company. But I
Speaker 2: can give you plenty that are and building a list
Speaker 2: and might just release it for the world to see.
Speaker 2: Why not. The radical left does it viciously to well
Speaker 2: run conservative companies and people very nasty, but it's the
Speaker 2: way they play the game. On the other hand, Anheiser
Speaker 2: Busch spends seven hundred million dollars a year with our
Speaker 2: great farmers employee sixty five thousand. It's like starts running
Speaker 2: down all this shit that Anheuser bush this ring by him.
Speaker 4: He just.
Speaker 1: Like three hundred gram adderalls and then banged this out.
Speaker 4: Just wait, can we give Miles props for that? You've
Speaker 4: been working on that impression.
Speaker 2: It's great, Yeah, so cute. Look you know that's coming
Speaker 2: for somebody who's killing it on national televisional impressions that
Speaker 2: actually means a lot. Marcello start bro I.
Speaker 4: Love an impression. I love it from from an Asian guy.
Speaker 4: We don't get enough of that.
Speaker 2: No, no, exactly, you don't have you know, we're the
Speaker 2: biracial like I could be leaning into every race right now,
Speaker 2: and I get to because I'm black and Asian. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 2: hate to use that excuse again like the one from
Speaker 2: the nineties. But anyway, it's like interesting to see or
Speaker 2: figure out what caused this whole thing. Maybe the donation
Speaker 2: stop from Anheuser Busch. Is it because he's BFFs with
Speaker 2: Dana White and the UFC and bud Light, like that's
Speaker 2: like their main one of their main sponsors. Is it
Speaker 2: because he saw some polling that made him realize that
Speaker 2: being a piece of ship to people all the time
Speaker 2: is bad? Others point out, is it because he has
Speaker 2: between one and five million dollars in Anheuser Busch in
Speaker 2: bev stock?
Speaker 4: Isn't that.
Speaker 2: Knows? But I love how he was just talking about
Speaker 2: call it an American company. They're owned by a like
Speaker 2: their own it's a Belichick company. American companies. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 2: great American brand.
Speaker 4: Good news is his supporters don't look at facts, So
Speaker 4: now I'm an American company, so right.
Speaker 2: And also a lot of people pointed out when they
Speaker 2: were boycotting bud Light. They're like, they were probably just
Speaker 2: buying another beer owned by the same company. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: called a bev aneuch In bev In bev Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: And I think also to be clear too, like when
Speaker 2: he's like that the advertisement was a big mistake, they're
Speaker 2: talking about the Dylan mulvaney thing where they sent out
Speaker 2: like bud Light sent out a bunch of personalized cans
Speaker 2: to influencers with their face on it, and Dylan mulvaney
Speaker 2: happened to be on that group of influencers that got
Speaker 2: a can, so she posted the fact that she got
Speaker 2: a bud Light can and everyone's like they're doing a
Speaker 2: fucking whole ad campaign. That's like where like just all
Speaker 2: of that is where all of this shit started. But
Speaker 2: who knows. There's other people like on Twitter who are
Speaker 2: like being like, yo, this is just a conspiracy. Like
Speaker 2: Republicans like to tank a brand that they own stocking
Speaker 2: and then they buy the dip and then like.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's a great idea. Start doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like yo. They're like, hey, if you're in
Speaker 2: the stock market, like just see what company they're going after,
Speaker 2: and if the stock price is going down by the dip. Yeah,
Speaker 2: same advice I give you ahead of Super Bowl, son, Wow.
Speaker 4: That's great financial advices. Dip Christmas into stocks.
Speaker 2: Bitch Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also like I do just want to acknowledge
Speaker 1: that that whole backlash campaign has been wildly successful. Like
Speaker 1: the mainstream news story about that has been like a
Speaker 1: b L like fucked up big time and like had
Speaker 1: a terrible year, and like people in the business community like,
Speaker 1: I think this is one of the stories that is
Speaker 1: driving that whole backlash to having any sort of moral
Speaker 1: compass as a corporation, you know that like they're just now,
Speaker 1: you know, saying that we're going to invest in like
Speaker 1: ESG or you know, any any sort of diversity equity initiative.
Speaker 1: Like all of that is a bad word in when
Speaker 1: when you're doing your earnings calls because yeah, because they's
Speaker 1: ship like this and yeah it's a ship.
Speaker 2: It's it's very frustrated. Well, you know they've got there doing.
Speaker 2: You know, Shane Gillis is the new face of bud
Speaker 2: Light and ship they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, he's killing it SNL this weekend.
Speaker 2: I think they're trying to be like, hey man, look
Speaker 2: we kind of fuck with shitty people too, who have
Speaker 2: like some questionable past and.
Speaker 4: Things like that, like don't what the fuck you know,
Speaker 4: you know, But the reason that works is because most
Speaker 4: people are shitty, and Republicans aren't afraid to accept their
Speaker 4: their shitty past and their shitty present and their shitty future.
Speaker 2: It's the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we just don't get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't care, all right.
Speaker 1: I do want to get to what's happened in the
Speaker 1: state legislature of that.
Speaker 4: You get to that, huh, I might find out.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I must bro working on it right now. But
Speaker 2: to pull your card, homie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's a bill currently making its way through the
Speaker 1: chambers that would essentially prevent live performance venues from canceling
Speaker 1: a performer for exercising their free speech rights and not
Speaker 1: just their ability to not wear a mask when they
Speaker 1: don't want to exactly. But you know, you can't cancel
Speaker 1: a show if the performer says like racist or homophobic shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay. Now, So this bill is, you know,
Speaker 2: it's being debated. It says, like the text of it says, quote,
Speaker 2: the owner or operator of a public venue may not
Speaker 2: cancel a live performance of an artist or performer musical
Speaker 2: group because the artists, performers, or musical groups lawful exercise
Speaker 2: of freedom of speech or their personal beliefs for the purpose.
Speaker 2: So basically what they're saying is if that happens, then
Speaker 2: they have to pay damages or like you know, execute
Speaker 2: whatever financials or in the in the contract between the
Speaker 2: two and be like, okay, well then you owe them
Speaker 2: that kind of shit. And every people were like, what
Speaker 2: the what's the point? Like, there's real shit happening all
Speaker 2: over the fucking place, and we have this bill. Notably,
Speaker 2: the author of the bill couldn't really even point to
Speaker 2: one example where this has happened, except wait, the one
Speaker 2: time the libs messed up my midlife Crisis Bands statewide tour.
Speaker 2: So this is what Senator fucking Sky, what's his name?
Speaker 2: Make sure I want to make sure I have his
Speaker 2: full name out there. Joel Rudman, Senator Joel Rudman. He
Speaker 2: posted this shit on Facebook. Shout out to Robin panank
Speaker 2: on Wandkat for putting this piece together because it's so
Speaker 2: eye opening. He posted this shit on Facebook about his
Speaker 2: own fucking band. This is a elected official in Florida.
Speaker 2: Quote this is what liberals do. When I announced my
Speaker 2: concert tour, I used event bright to process free tickets
Speaker 2: so I could get a rough headcount for each gig.
Speaker 2: The woke mob liberals flooded my system with fake emails
Speaker 2: and bogus names. So now we have no way of
Speaker 2: knowing how many do expect show these radical was what
Speaker 2: happens when you try to cancel Conservatives come out and
Speaker 2: force tomorrow night to Horsepower Pavilion at seven pm. These
Speaker 2: liberals tried to cancel my voice. I became Navari's Business
Speaker 2: of the Year. Then they tried to cancel my medical career.
Speaker 2: I became state representative. Now they are trying to cancel
Speaker 2: my concert. Fuck wow, Yeah, he's not a business man.
Speaker 2: He's a business business man. Became Business of the year. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So this guy basically couldn't accept the fact that no
Speaker 2: one wanted to see his shitty band and decided to
Speaker 2: waste time by using his office to create a bill
Speaker 2: that will most likely fail because, like, let's be real,
Speaker 2: Florida isn't someplace where they're canceling acts for being hit.
Speaker 4: That's why that shit doesn't make sense because to me,
Speaker 4: I hear it as like, oh, that's actually good for
Speaker 4: people that are like pro Palestine, because they're getting shit
Speaker 4: ripped out from under that exactly. And it's like, but
Speaker 4: in Florida, you know, like no one's getting upset that
Speaker 4: you're homophobic or racist or whatever. The fuck that's actually
Speaker 4: gonna cell tickets, I think. But because he was giving
Speaker 4: away free tickets, that's your problem, sir.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And again it's just like it's like half. I
Speaker 2: think it's probably ninety five percent this guy's fragile, fucking ego,
Speaker 2: and then five percent like obviously this is like the
Speaker 2: culture war playbook one oh one. It's like, act as
Speaker 2: if this woke threat exists in your state, when actually
Speaker 2: your state is like the antithesis of that, and that's
Speaker 2: pretty much what he's doing. But dude, this guy's fucking banned.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling this guy's band was gonna suck,
Speaker 1: and then he got to that paragraph where he was like,
Speaker 1: then they tried to cancel my medical career. Yeah, like, wait,
Speaker 1: so you're not even a musician, you're just Horsepower Pavilion.
Speaker 2: I couldn't make that. Sounds like a made up venue
Speaker 2: name and like a viral tweet that someone would write.
Speaker 4: It sounds like Deaf Puppy Comedy Club in Mantica, California.
Speaker 2: Deaf Puppy Comedy club, but in actual place in Mantica, California.
Speaker 2: Get your tickets this month. So yeah, his band is
Speaker 2: called Doctor Rudman and the Freedom Fighters.
Speaker 3: And the like.
Speaker 2: I think their was called, uh the Let me just
Speaker 2: get this right, it was called the God Guns and
Speaker 2: Less Government Tour.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: So I just want to give y'all a quick taste
Speaker 2: of this of his band, God Guns and Less Government.
Speaker 2: How cool? How rock and roll is that? The wild
Speaker 2: Thing is like a group of like middle aged dudes
Speaker 2: are opening I like, are clearly the band, but they
Speaker 2: wait for him to go on stage. Is like the
Speaker 2: lead guitar player. Okay, sorry that was that was him howling.
Speaker 2: Let me just show you. This is him coming on
Speaker 2: stage for everybody to see. And he's wearing his white
Speaker 2: doctor's coat just so you know, this guy is a
Speaker 2: fucking doctor. The band's singing now, he's coming up on stage,
Speaker 2: grabbing the guitar, got his doctor coat on. Somebody get
Speaker 2: me a shot. Somebody got me a shot. That's his catchphrase.
Speaker 2: I also love before, I love when I love when
Speaker 2: like performers be like, yo, let me get a shot,
Speaker 2: and then nobody gets so much shot.
Speaker 4: It's one of the worst feelings. I got to say.
Speaker 2: That's definitely happened to me before. It's I'm going to
Speaker 2: drink up here. I've done that some of our live shows.
Speaker 2: And then I just go to bang. I'm like, hey, please, man,
Speaker 2: I'll give you cash. Man, would you mind just getting
Speaker 2: something really quickly?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, but here he goes. He's going to just let
Speaker 2: everybody know. He picked up the guitar as if he
Speaker 2: was gonna he realized I got to take my coat.
Speaker 6: Off, stripping well back to the fish house, taking off
Speaker 6: his white coat for a gill a bad jean jacket
Speaker 6: under here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, appear to be in an equipment shed on the
Speaker 1: roof of a condo in like a marina somewhere.
Speaker 4: This is where you watch live perform mints.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we goes. He's got interesting two tone bell
Speaker 2: bottoms on black and red leather.
Speaker 4: He's so he looks like he drinks but.
Speaker 2: Light hiss like he doesn't.
Speaker 7: Even his guitar isn't even turned up. Oh oh, there
Speaker 7: you go, well cow bell.
Speaker 2: So this guy's band is wild. He's got some kind
Speaker 2: of face paint on it's he looks like he's like,
Speaker 2: you know, a five year old who did their own
Speaker 2: makeup as a zombie. Look at like, look at this
Speaker 2: woman who came up to do a devil horns.
Speaker 4: Right in the way.
Speaker 2: Did he say there's no where's all the people see what?
Speaker 4: We want to know too? Okay, we all want to
Speaker 4: know the venue.
Speaker 2: Wants to know that exactly you're a good partner for
Speaker 2: supporting him and his fool's errand of you know, narse
Speaker 2: but wow. So yeah, anyway, this is the pace we're
Speaker 2: at with the people entering public office, you know, just people.
Speaker 2: It's either like you got an ax to grind, or
Speaker 2: you got followers to gain, or a shitty band to promote,
Speaker 2: or maybe fucking all three. So what better place to
Speaker 2: do that than you know, beautiful.
Speaker 1: The right is getting good at rock and roll, and
Speaker 1: the liberals are scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah I am.
Speaker 4: I was really scared watching that.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's scary. Sheer those pants too,
Speaker 2: I love. It's just like you can tell when people
Speaker 2: they have this like fantasy image of like this alter
Speaker 2: ego they may have and it has zero swag either yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like some people you'll be surprised. You're like, damn,
Speaker 2: I didn't know you had that in you. Like shit
Speaker 2: was kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah about an All three ego, Yeah.
Speaker 2: A few of them, like you know you got that
Speaker 2: doc oc in you. But like this guy purely is
Speaker 2: like was raised on like hair metal videos, but also
Speaker 2: like he his hate filled heart, does it no like
Speaker 2: to open it to be like other I don't know,
Speaker 2: to like more creative pursuits. There's like I'll wear leather,
Speaker 2: red pants, a jean jacket, and I'll smear makeup on
Speaker 2: my cheeks.
Speaker 1: Put my doctor's white jacket a white coat on top
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: Teen Fantasy Yeah, yeah yeah, and yeah, like he got up.
Speaker 1: There during the band, like as the band was playing
Speaker 1: a different song and just like interrupted them and held
Speaker 1: up his guitar and was like, somebody get me a shot,
Speaker 1: like which is like you can tell it was like
Speaker 1: in his teenage rock star Fantasy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then like there's two minutes of awkward like tuning
Speaker 1: his guitar after like cuts off ruins the other people's song,
Speaker 1: and then is just like complete end of any momentum
Speaker 1: that was being.
Speaker 4: Built I'm also now realizing it was probably his wife
Speaker 4: that came up, like okay, Gottle's tickets, Like she's like,
Speaker 4: I just don't I'm tired of this. It's got to end,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like I can't do this
Speaker 4: any And it wasn't the liberals that were getting him
Speaker 4: in counseled with his wife, like you need to come home.
Speaker 1: White woman comes up in the middle of a show
Speaker 1: of the show, stands directly in front of the camera
Speaker 1: by herself, completely empty, no signs of a crowd like
Speaker 1: in the sound or any like energy, and then she
Speaker 1: just goes up and starts doing like devil horns, and it's.
Speaker 4: Where's the crowd?
Speaker 2: Where's the crowd? Nobody knows it so hard the liberals
Speaker 2: stopped my crowd from coming right exactly, But it's why
Speaker 2: did you hear it from the ambient noise? Like there's
Speaker 2: five people there? Yeah, Like that's it, there's five people there.
Speaker 2: I can that, I can hear it.
Speaker 4: Victor said he wished he was there, And I gotta say,
Speaker 4: that is the type of show I like to see live.
Speaker 4: That is my family thing about like going to a bar,
Speaker 4: like like a local bar and they're like there's live music.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'm standing for this. I gotta know
Speaker 4: what's going on here to that's my favorite ship because
Speaker 4: that's exactly what you see, is that show.
Speaker 2: Just like wander in there, like yeah, I always.
Speaker 4: Got a great deal on drinks fries. Just whenever you
Speaker 4: had an opportunity to see live music in like a
Speaker 4: small local bar, especially if you're like traveling, please watch
Speaker 4: you get You will be entertained. It's not what they
Speaker 4: want you to entertain you with. It's just that you
Speaker 4: will be like this is a character. This is some
Speaker 4: shit that they make characters on TV with. These people
Speaker 4: are insane.
Speaker 2: These people they give us the joy, like these are
Speaker 2: things that we like to share. It's go check out
Speaker 2: some local music and just bask in the authenticity of
Speaker 2: some of these people.
Speaker 4: I love a fifty year old band just grown ass
Speaker 4: men just won't give up on their dreams and the
Speaker 4: politics getting in there and you're just like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is good.
Speaker 1: Like usually I will encourage this to give them a
Speaker 1: different vent, like a different outlet than politics, you know,
Speaker 1: like when old like didn't Stephen King, like all those
Speaker 1: like famous authors when they hit their fifties were like,
Speaker 1: and we're starting a rock band. Yeah, it's like we're
Speaker 1: starting the most mid rock band in the state of Maine,
Speaker 1: which is saying a lot, but that's how.
Speaker 4: Most of these people are. Like it's like, I'm I'm
Speaker 4: I'm not ashamed that I pursued comedy, you know, like
Speaker 4: because I'm good at it and I you know, you
Speaker 4: just gotta work hard. Like Ben Shapiro wanted to be
Speaker 4: a writer, comedian or some shit and then he failed,
Speaker 4: so he was like, I'm just gonna talk shit online.
Speaker 4: It's like his next step is what being a band?
Speaker 4: He already put out a rap song. Yeah, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean Like this, it's these people are just
Speaker 4: unsatisfied egos and then they just rehab it because they're
Speaker 4: just not satisfied.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We feel like he became a doctor because he had
Speaker 2: that vision in his mind of going up on stage
Speaker 2: and saying, somebody get me a shot at a bar. Wow,
Speaker 2: like that. It's all been building up to that.
Speaker 4: You think he's jealous of Ken Jong for actually being
Speaker 4: a successful.
Speaker 2: Hat ken Jong because you know what he was probably
Speaker 2: doing ship as the stand up comedian doctor Joel, And
Speaker 2: he's like there's a guy named doctor Ken. Who the
Speaker 2: fuck this guy. They're like, dude, he's killing it, man,
Speaker 2: he's fucking killing it. He's like, fuck gar woke. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, well I'm glad I saw that. I think
Speaker 2: let's uh, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: It's yeah. So I'm here to lecture you. Thank you
Speaker 2: for attending my lecture.
Speaker 1: I'm here to lecture you guys about Pizza Hut.
Speaker 2: So a lot of fast food restaurants are offering up
Speaker 2: found Time's Day promotions.
Speaker 1: We got Popeyes heart shaped biscuits, we've got cream heart
Speaker 1: shaped donuts, and we got Pizza Hut, who seemingly have
Speaker 1: con needed that they will never be a restaurant of romance,
Speaker 1: so that they're making a move to become the official
Speaker 1: restaurant of doomed relationships. They're selling a goodbye pizza which
Speaker 1: is drizzled in honey, and you send it to someone
Speaker 1: and that's how you let them know that you're breaking
Speaker 1: up with them.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the ultimate show of healthy no no healthy communications.
Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Use our product to let us let someone know that
Speaker 2: you never want to see them again. Yeah, they've got
Speaker 2: all kinds of different ones, like, Hey, trying to get
Speaker 2: rid of a toxic friend.
Speaker 4: We got a pizza for that too, that you can
Speaker 4: send them with, Like they just sit on it to
Speaker 4: the employees, shit on the pizza. I don't understand. It's
Speaker 4: still pizza, right.
Speaker 2: I think that's the thing. It's a consolation prize. I
Speaker 2: think it probably just softens the blow, okay, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry that sorry that I just told you
Speaker 2: that you were actually the affair I'm having I'm going
Speaker 2: back with originally, but here's going back to my wife.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what will ever do? Good?
Speaker 1: Thing?
Speaker 4: I have this pizza?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 1: Their website also is offering an excuse generator for breakups,
Speaker 1: Oh God, such as I'm the heir to a throne
Speaker 1: of a far away land and I must go save
Speaker 1: my kingdom from impending evil. Or you ate all my
Speaker 1: cheese sticks and didn't offer to replace them, or we
Speaker 1: can't see each other anymore because I have violent diarrhea
Speaker 1: from eating at Pizza hunt.
Speaker 2: I think they told on themselves of that one. They have.
Speaker 2: This whole thing is so wid like number nine, I'm
Speaker 2: moving to the forest to start a new family amongst
Speaker 2: the squirrels. Really, Yeah, I know you're just using me
Speaker 2: to reach high stuff in your apartment. These aren't real
Speaker 2: reasons to break up with Yeah.
Speaker 4: This, this doesn't make sense. Sending someone food is like
Speaker 4: the most like you still got a crush on me?
Speaker 4: Ass move like right right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like you send me food, that's basically a proposal, Like
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Like food is it ultimate? I don't want
Speaker 4: to say afrodisia because it's not that, but it's like
Speaker 4: the ultimate, Like that's how you show someone you care
Speaker 4: about them. It's a lovely Yeah, it's a love language.
Speaker 4: You give them food, you feed them. So this makes
Speaker 4: no fucking sense.
Speaker 1: I can see it in the kind of like fuck
Speaker 1: boy breaking up with someone being like god, I still
Speaker 1: love you, babe, but we just can't be together for
Speaker 1: reasons that aren't clear, but basically boiled down to me
Speaker 1: just wanting to fuck multiple people.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I do agree.
Speaker 4: Drake would definitely use that. Drake would absolutely be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I want to send like twenty bitches pizza Hut pizzas
Speaker 4: on valent.
Speaker 2: He reflex and be like I actually sent out fifteen
Speaker 2: thousand of these pizzas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like They're like, wow, single handly keeping Pizza Hud
Speaker 4: in business.
Speaker 2: You're so alone, Aubrey, You're so alone, so alone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Pizza Hud, this is this is a wild move
Speaker 4: from Pizza Hud.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, have you ever been broken up with
Speaker 2: at a restaurant?
Speaker 4: No? Have you?
Speaker 2: I have been? Yeah. And I was like, well, like
Speaker 2: I was dating somebody, like, oh yo, let's grab lunch.
Speaker 2: And they're like they worked by like this Chipotle I
Speaker 2: lived at and there ear near and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, we're like okay Chipota. I was like okay, cool,
Speaker 2: and we go there. I order my ship, she got
Speaker 2: her ship. We sit down.
Speaker 4: Did you pay for a ship?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I didn't pay. I didn't pay because
Speaker 2: I got there early. So I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: just get my ship. And then they got there like
Speaker 2: hold on, let me get I'm gonna get there. Like
Speaker 2: I was sitting down and they're like, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: ge mine. I'm gonna get mine. I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 2: Like they're like mouthing it from the distance, the mouth
Speaker 2: the breakup, we're breaking up with it anymore. We were
Speaker 2: moving a little too fast, I think, but like then
Speaker 2: sat down. I'm like eating my ship and then she
Speaker 2: was like, okay, so you know, I gotta be honest, like,
Speaker 2: I think we kind of headged our bets too soon.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just I'm just getting into another thing
Speaker 2: very quickly. And I know you kept asking. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: because I was old enough to be like, you know,
Speaker 2: you date somebody who's like, you know, you're a rebound
Speaker 2: and You're like, I know this is a rebound, so
Speaker 2: like I'm not going to get too involved here, but
Speaker 2: I'm also like, but are you sure you're good with this, like,
Speaker 2: because like I'm kind of the reason why you left
Speaker 2: your man's You're like, who you were doing? Long distance?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Quit talking yourself up here.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter because it ain't. It ends in a
Speaker 2: sad way. Thank you. Yeah exactly, you know.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: So they's just like she just hit me with the
Speaker 2: like yeah, so you know, so I just I just
Speaker 2: think it's better that, you know, we just stopped dating.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, so she didn't she didn't open her
Speaker 2: food either. She got a burrito to go. Yes, did
Speaker 2: you know? Did you like was it like the Joe
Speaker 2: pasty fu? When she walked up with. I was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: you're about to whack me. No, you're about to shoot
Speaker 2: me mano to go, Yeah, yours. Why did you take
Speaker 2: him by your burrito? Because she took hungry You're a.
Speaker 4: Homegirls, like somebody else's dick motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I'm out there for real, not jill shit. And she left.
Speaker 2: She's like, all right, I go to meet my homegirl
Speaker 2: left with the burrito. Yeah, so yeah she is. You
Speaker 2: just pieced out like we had a hug, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I mean, it wasn't like that deep. But
Speaker 2: at the same time, I was like, you shouldn't have
Speaker 2: like humiliating this, Like you could have just you could
Speaker 2: have said, hey, can we talk? Can we meet somewhere?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 2: You did this ship where you're yeah, keeping your shit,
Speaker 2: keeping your ship, gonna get my burrito?
Speaker 4: Yeah. I gotta say how old is? She let me
Speaker 4: ask how old were you both?
Speaker 2: I was like three years older, no, but how old
Speaker 2: was she?
Speaker 4: Like? What was her age? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like twenty four. They were twenty one.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, she's an idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, meet and me too, Like, but I felt I
Speaker 2: had that zen shit going on because I was like
Speaker 2: twenty four, and I was like, oh, look, I know
Speaker 2: these relationships don't work out, like they don't work out,
Speaker 2: like oh no, no's that gonna work out? But yeah,
Speaker 2: I got the way I got hit with that stealth
Speaker 2: burrito and funny was so wild, and I just remember
Speaker 2: my my appetite was just ruined. So I just like,
Speaker 2: of course, I wonder there can I get a thing
Speaker 2: from That's.
Speaker 4: Why she lets you keep eating, because she was like,
Speaker 4: he ain't gonna eat for the rest of after I
Speaker 4: do this ship to him.
Speaker 2: That's another reason that pizza makes no sense. You're sending
Speaker 2: it to the person who's getting dumped, and you expect them.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess sometimes people like talk about eating
Speaker 2: their emotions. But yeah, yeah, stomach, your stomach, stomach music,
Speaker 2: like yeah, you know wild it is this. I was
Speaker 2: also dumped at Oyster Damn full Yeah in Eagle Rock
Speaker 2: the Burger Place, Okay, oh yeah. L a staple for
Speaker 2: people on the East Side. I mean like that feels
Speaker 2: like a destination, Like that feels like you went there together.
Speaker 2: That's a long drive, right that they lived by there
Speaker 2: and they knew I liked it. I don't know why
Speaker 2: I get. I get I've been whacked at my favorite restaurants.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're too nice.
Speaker 2: You are a foodie.
Speaker 1: You've never made any about the fact that you're a foodie.
Speaker 4: I'm just picturing her also being at Chipotle and she's like, yes,
Speaker 4: so no, no, you sit there, I'm gonna order something
Speaker 4: that she ordered something for you, and it's like fucking
Speaker 4: rice and bean saying we need to break up, right,
Speaker 4: She's like, hold.
Speaker 2: I gotta get something from my car.
Speaker 5: Leaves it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, what's this sake?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just skirt it off.
Speaker 4: What a move?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's ballard it is. You know, that's a baller move.
Speaker 2: I think it's also called being young because in the
Speaker 2: same way, my whole my whole technique for breaking up
Speaker 2: with people was to ghost like I was not mature
Speaker 2: enough or had communications. Cause I was like, what if
Speaker 2: I just act like I vanished and then me that
Speaker 2: will do the heavy lifting?
Speaker 4: Yeah on the planet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll own that. I was immature as fun, but like,
Speaker 2: and I know, after working on myself and like realizing
Speaker 2: like communication, like voicing your needs is like a skill
Speaker 2: you have to develop, I was just like I was
Speaker 2: just not able to do that shit. It was like
Speaker 2: more uncomfortable for me to tell somebody I don't want
Speaker 2: to be with you then to just be like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: watch me send you to voicemail every time.
Speaker 4: That's fucked up. Yeah. You know what My worst thing
Speaker 4: I think I ever did was I didn't realize I was,
Speaker 4: I guess, breaking up with this person. And I sent
Speaker 4: him a text and I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: just me being like, hey, can we just like pause
Speaker 4: for a second and like, you know, we'll talk in
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks. But I guess the way he
Speaker 4: interpreted it was, which he's not wrong. I think I
Speaker 4: said you're a chore, like you know when you're so well,
Speaker 4: maybe you guys, I don't know if you relate to this,
Speaker 4: but I'm sometimes so honest I don't realize what I'm
Speaker 4: saying is not kind, Like I just it doesn't register.
Speaker 4: I think my partner got diagnosed with autism last year,
Speaker 4: and ever since then, I've been like reading about autism.
Speaker 4: I'm like, maybe I'm autistic because there's just some shit
Speaker 4: that just I don't understand why it hurts someone's feelings,
Speaker 4: and which is like my whole fucking career and lifestyle.
Speaker 4: But that was really funny because well not funny back
Speaker 4: but I told him he was a chore and I
Speaker 4: showed it to my friends. I was like, hey, I
Speaker 4: think this guy's like man, I mean he won't talk
Speaker 4: to me. Can you read the text? I said him?
Speaker 4: And she was like, Marcella, this is a breakup text.
Speaker 4: Like it is. And then he wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't talk to you, broke ago. Yeah exactly. I
Speaker 2: really I felt, actually felt bad.
Speaker 4: I wanted to apologize and be like, hey, I did
Speaker 4: not mean it to be that, but he wouldn't even
Speaker 4: pick up my calls. He was he reacted really crazy.
Speaker 2: But what yeah you say it. I mean it's like, Marcella,
Speaker 2: you said I sucked the joy out of your life?
Speaker 4: Yeah, joy out of your soul?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What the fuck? How did you want me to
Speaker 2: take that? I just meant like and because of that,
Speaker 2: I was need a couple of weeks to get my
Speaker 2: joy tank filled back up. That's all.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was but whatever, he was a
Speaker 4: pizza of shit anyway.
Speaker 1: So well, Marcela Aguayo, what a pleasure having you the days?
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Follow you? All that good stuff?
Speaker 4: At Marcella comedy across all social media. I also have
Speaker 4: a new comedy podcast called Comedy is Dead that's only
Speaker 4: on YouTube. I talked about if you like comedy, if
Speaker 4: you're a comedy fan, if you're an aspiring artist or performer,
Speaker 4: please check it out. I give a lot of cool
Speaker 4: advice and I give a lot of stories. A comedian
Speaker 4: I know, Kenny DeForest. He passed away, like last year
Speaker 4: was a really tragic car accident. He got hit by
Speaker 4: He was on a bicycle, he got hit by a car.
Speaker 4: It was really fucking sad, and it really fucked with
Speaker 4: my head. And I was like, I'm going to fucking
Speaker 4: do a comedy podcast. I want to like spill the
Speaker 4: beans on stories I don't think I ever would have
Speaker 4: shared because I know Kenny had so many amazing stories.
Speaker 4: Share that well we'll never know, Well, we won't know them.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't want to like die
Speaker 4: tomorrow and not have all my knowledge be gone. So
Speaker 4: if you're a comedy nerd, an up and coming comic,
Speaker 4: or if you're a performer that needs a little inspiration,
Speaker 4: I encourage you to listen to my Comedy is Dead podcasts.
Speaker 4: It's short it's cool. I think could enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's I mean, like from the clips I've
Speaker 2: seen you share, like it's dope because you're you're, like
Speaker 2: you say, like you're coming from a place of experience
Speaker 2: and you're you're like you're talking about these topics in
Speaker 2: a way that like you're engaging with them sincerely from
Speaker 2: your point of view as a Yeah, and it's not like.
Speaker 4: Your podcast where I'm like, hey, where'd you do this
Speaker 4: week with it? Guess it's me just talking with some
Speaker 4: ship and like kind of reviewing my week and reviewing
Speaker 4: comedy and talking about what's going on in the comedy world.
Speaker 4: So it's cool.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 4: I enjoy doing it, So please tune into that.
Speaker 2: M I loved your impression of our podcast. By the way,
Speaker 2: he would you do this weekday? Guys? You're broken up with?
Speaker 4: I mean you're talking, okay, You guys are a news podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes. Is there a work of media or a tweet
Speaker 2: that you've been Well, there's.
Speaker 4: A gentleman I just started following. He's a comedian. He's
Speaker 4: really funny, and I guess he's been following me. I
Speaker 4: did not realize. Oh shit, I lot, Oh it's Charles J. Moore.
Speaker 4: He's at Charles two seventy. He is based in Kentucky.
Speaker 4: He's really funny. His tweets have been cracking me up
Speaker 4: and everything he tweets is enjoyable. And I don't know
Speaker 4: if I have one to share, but there was just
Speaker 4: he's just like concise and he's just funny. I just
Speaker 4: follow him. He's great.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah files. Where can people find you? Is there
Speaker 1: a work of media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: You can find me on you know, the app based
Speaker 2: platforms at Miles of Gray. You can also find Jack
Speaker 2: and I on our NBA basketball podcast, Miles and Jack
Speaker 2: Got map Boost. Yes, followed me on my ninety podcast
Speaker 2: for twenty Day Fiance with Sofia Alexandra. Some tweets that
Speaker 2: I like, honestly, just search all like the Tracy Chapman
Speaker 2: voice tweets because there's just some funny ones. There's some
Speaker 2: really funny ones that just I just like with something
Speaker 2: so simple, you know, as in parentheses, Tracy Chapman voice,
Speaker 2: and you get all kinds of hilarious stuff. Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2: That's where you can find me.
Speaker 1: Can find me on Twitter at Jack UNDERSCOREL Brian tweet
Speaker 1: I've been enjoying is actually I've just been enjoying mister
Speaker 1: and missus Smith Miles, you recommended that. I started watching
Speaker 1: it last night with my wife, and it is a
Speaker 1: lot of fun, really well done, really cool.
Speaker 2: It just feels like, yeah, it's it's it. Really it's
Speaker 2: weird to have something that honors like the romantic comedy
Speaker 2: kind of vibe while also being like spy shit too.
Speaker 2: It's good. It's a good melting yeah, but it's good.
Speaker 2: It's directed by at least the first two episodes are.
Speaker 1: Directed by the guy who made Atlanta with Donald Glover,
Speaker 1: and like, it's just like really well directed, really like
Speaker 1: it feels like you're watching a really well made film.
Speaker 2: So I highly recommend checking that out. And it's on
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime, so it might as well not exist like culturally,
Speaker 2: although it feels like it's like, you know, people are
Speaker 2: it's getting good reviews, but just when shit comes out
Speaker 2: on Amazon Prime, I just feel like it just goes like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's also one of those platforms people maybe don't know
Speaker 2: they have, or that wait what is it again? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's That's how hard it is out here in
Speaker 2: the streets for Amazon, you know. Yeah, So prayers up,
Speaker 2: Prayers Up.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O Brian.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's a song that we think you might enjoy, Miles,
Speaker 2: what song do you think people might enjoy? I heard
Speaker 2: this little Brazilian track this morning on the radio on
Speaker 2: KCRW by this artist called Bruno Berle b E r
Speaker 2: l E, and it's called Dido li role t I
Speaker 2: r l I r O l E and it's got
Speaker 2: like it's just sort of you know it, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to describe it. It's just like a vibe
Speaker 2: sort of Brazilian track, but also feels like that with
Speaker 2: the recording quality, it feels like it's kind of like
Speaker 2: slapped together with samples and just has like I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's really good track and the vocals are really dope.
Speaker 2: I don't speak Portuguese, but I think the lyrics are
Speaker 2: probably cool too, So This is Bruno Barley with tro Lirole.
Speaker 2: All right, we will look off to that in the footnotes.
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Speaker 2: That is going to do it for us this morning.
Speaker 2: We are back this afternoon to tell you what is trending,
Speaker 2: and we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye