Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 3: Alyssa is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 3: She's been with her boyfriend for five years. His name
Speaker 3: is Hector, but now she thinks that something might be
Speaker 3: going on, so we'll see if we can help her out. Alyssa,
Speaker 3: Sorry you're going through it, but what's up. Why do
Speaker 3: you think Hector might be cheating on you?
Speaker 4: Well, last night his phone rang in the middle of
Speaker 4: the night a couple of times.
Speaker 1: He's also just been kind of working.
Speaker 4: Later than usual, and I didn't want to wake him up,
Speaker 4: you know, because of the falling thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to wake him up by checking it.
Speaker 4: But I was hoping that, you know, when he saw
Speaker 4: these two missed calls late the night, he might mention
Speaker 4: it the next day and kind of be like, oh,
Speaker 4: that was, you know, whatever it was. And I kind
Speaker 4: of feel like maybe I'm overthinking things now. But just
Speaker 4: in the last month or so, when I've tried to
Speaker 4: like initiate getting intimate.
Speaker 1: He's he just says he's really tired and that he's
Speaker 1: really stressed.
Speaker 4: Out from work, and you know, and then the one
Speaker 4: time when we did kind of start to like start things.
Speaker 1: He he couldn't.
Speaker 5: Okay, so that wouldn't work, right. Was he drinking or anything?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, he just said it's just stress.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's possible.
Speaker 4: I'm but then I, you know, I start to get
Speaker 4: in my head that maybe he's minched contracted to me anymore.
Speaker 1: I could go off on a whole spiraling tangent about it,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: And and then the other day I borrowed his car
Speaker 4: to run an errand, and I opened up the trunk
Speaker 4: and there was a woman's white top tucked in in
Speaker 4: the corner of his trunk. And for me, yeah, for me,
Speaker 4: that was like, okay.
Speaker 3: So you found you found it woman's top in the
Speaker 3: back of his car, in the trunk of his car.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Does he hang out with any other women other than you? Like,
Speaker 5: does he have friends, sister, cousins, anything like that.
Speaker 1: Nobody who lives close by, Nobody who you know?
Speaker 3: Did you confront him about it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Has his phone ever rang in the middle of the
Speaker 5: night before, like for work related purposes?
Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't make sense. I mean, like almost midnight there.
Speaker 3: Are pretty is it not? Like a doctor.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm trying to think that, you.
Speaker 3: Know, and you would hear like multiple times versus that's true,
Speaker 3: that's true. Is there anybody you suspect it could be?
Speaker 7: I don't know, he's shy, you know, so, I I
Speaker 7: this was the last thing that I would think he'd
Speaker 7: be capable of. But these are just a couple of
Speaker 7: two coincidental things that are just making me feel really weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, so he doesn't get calls on his
Speaker 3: phone late at night usually, No, not usually. And he
Speaker 3: probably doesn't have other women's clothes in his car.
Speaker 1: Usually No, definitely, definitely not usually so.
Speaker 5: And then one last question kind of in that department.
Speaker 5: Have you guys had problems with stress and intimacy before?
Speaker 4: I mean we've you know, we've gone through about the
Speaker 4: stress and you know, with family, with work, but it's
Speaker 4: never gotten to that point where it's just a complete shutdown.
Speaker 4: You know, We've both been able to compartmentalize if anything.
Speaker 3: Get helped, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3: Then you already told us about grocery store. He's a
Speaker 3: rewards of Rats. So we'll play a song come back
Speaker 3: and then pretend to be from the grocery store and
Speaker 3: say that he's this month's big winner of free flowers
Speaker 3: from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends
Speaker 3: those cu or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: Well plays song come back get here to catch Cheeter. Next.
Speaker 3: Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if
Speaker 3: you're just joining us, Alyssa is on the phone and
Speaker 3: she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named Hector
Speaker 3: might be messing around. So in a minute, we're gonna
Speaker 3: call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
Speaker 3: that he's a rewards card remember at and say that
Speaker 3: every month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
Speaker 3: free flowers delivered from a floral department, and we'll see
Speaker 3: if he sends those to his girlfriend Melissa or to
Speaker 3: somebody else, and then we'll know if he's cheating or not. Alyssa,
Speaker 3: Before we do that, why don't you catch us up
Speaker 3: on your situation?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Hector has been working very lately lately, much
Speaker 4: later than usual, and then about a week ago his
Speaker 4: phone ring in the middle of the night a couple
Speaker 4: times and he was asleep.
Speaker 1: Didn't want to.
Speaker 4: Make a thing of it. And want to wake him
Speaker 4: up by checking it. But then I was borrowing his
Speaker 4: car and there was a woman's shirt in his car
Speaker 4: in his trunk, and so yeah, basically all of these things.
Speaker 4: Oh and also just kind of some intimacy issues that
Speaker 4: he's kind of not wanting to be intimate lately, saying
Speaker 4: he's too stressed out. And so my mind is running
Speaker 4: the gamut of what all of this could mean, if
Speaker 4: he cheating, if he just not attracted to me anymore?
Speaker 1: Right, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Hey, this is horrible calling from
Speaker 3: I was looking for our Rewards card member named Hector.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hi Hector.
Speaker 3: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 3: I'm actually calling to say thank you very much for
Speaker 3: shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations cool.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single
Speaker 3: month we choose one Lucky Rewards card member that gets
Speaker 3: free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. You've actually won
Speaker 3: thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
Speaker 3: and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
Speaker 3: want within the fifty United States of America's.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's just our little way of saying thank you for
Speaker 3: shopping with us.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I can take the information down over the phone in
Speaker 3: just a matter of minut and if you know you
Speaker 3: want to send them to right now, I can do that. Now.
Speaker 6: I know who could really use some flowers right now?
Speaker 3: Okay, great? First thing I will need would be the
Speaker 3: first and last name of the person you'd like to
Speaker 3: send the flowers to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, send them to a Gracie.
Speaker 3: Gracie, yes, before I get the address of where you
Speaker 3: want them delivered. Is there anything you'd like to put
Speaker 3: on a card to Gracie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure, Wayne put down who knew you'd be the perfect fit.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much for going the extra mile. Hopefully
Speaker 6: I didn't stretch it out too much and throw on
Speaker 6: like winkie face or something to be fun.
Speaker 3: I can definitely not do that for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, you kidding me, Hector.
Speaker 3: This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we do a segment called to Sketch a Cheater
Speaker 3: where we see if you're cheating by who your significant
Speaker 3: other sends flowers to, and that's your girlfriend Alyssa on
Speaker 3: the phone, probably wondering what all that meant.
Speaker 1: Hopefully I didn't stretch it out too much. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not cheating. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What am I talking about?
Speaker 4: You just sent a massive display of roses to some
Speaker 4: named Gracie with some flirty, weird sexual note.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: And then you're like surprised that I'm freaking out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm freaking out. I feel like my heart's.
Speaker 3: Gonna explode a perfect fit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I completely understand. Wait, notice this makes sense.
Speaker 6: Just to hear me out. I think I think you're
Speaker 6: the most beautiful woman on the planet. Okay, it's that's
Speaker 6: that's not the case here.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need.
Speaker 6: I would I would be happy to you. I would
Speaker 6: be happy to Gracie is a coworker of mine.
Speaker 3: Why are you sending your flowers? And that's a good question, though,
Speaker 3: that's a great question, good questions.
Speaker 2: No, I I get this, this, this, this makes sense.
Speaker 2: Just hear me out on this, okay, yeah.
Speaker 8: Make it makes sense that you're you're sending roses to
Speaker 8: a coworker that I've never heard of before, and you're
Speaker 8: getting weird phone calls in the middle of the night,
Speaker 8: and suddenly you're staying out later and you.
Speaker 1: Won't sleep with me.
Speaker 4: And then I find a woman's shirt in your trunk.
Speaker 4: But no, but this all just makes sense. It all
Speaker 4: is just a part of your work because.
Speaker 2: Oh you saw the shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, this is funny to you. What why wouldn't
Speaker 1: I tell me?
Speaker 4: Yes, if this is also just innocent misunderstanding, why wouldn't
Speaker 4: you tell me? Because how do you think you would
Speaker 4: feel if the situation were reversed?
Speaker 1: And then you find some men's pair of pants in
Speaker 1: my car?
Speaker 6: No, I get the situation. You hear me out for
Speaker 6: a second. I can make this all makes sense.
Speaker 1: Please make it all make sense.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: The other day, we have this big meeting with our
Speaker 6: clients that are in Japan. They're the ones who've been
Speaker 6: calling me. Japan is seventeen hours ahead of us, and
Speaker 6: they always get the schedules mixed up between us, so
Speaker 6: it never quite lines up at a great time.
Speaker 3: Okay, So those calls are from your clients in Japan exactly.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are a new project. We just started with them.
Speaker 6: They've been calling and our schedules are quite frankly egregious.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be the new like code word for getting
Speaker 5: calls in the middle of the night from I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: this is an interesting coincidence.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm in the meeting.
Speaker 6: I spill coffee all over my shirt. Gracie has an
Speaker 6: extra shirt in her car and we're about the same size,
Speaker 6: so she very kindly let me borrow her shirt. But
Speaker 6: after I borrowed it, I took it home so that
Speaker 6: I could take it to the dry cleaner. And we
Speaker 6: are about the same size, but like, idam a little bigger.
Speaker 6: That's what I meant by stretching it out.
Speaker 4: Perfect stretching it out, Well, I'm in a winkie face.
Speaker 9: That doesn't sound very innocent. If you've been throwing a
Speaker 9: winki f at the end of it, I.
Speaker 2: Don't seem kind of funny.
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you didn't tell me, Like, just
Speaker 4: give me a heads up so I don't misconstrue.
Speaker 1: These late night phone calls.
Speaker 4: Like that's okay, Yeah, I know you work with people
Speaker 4: over sieves, so I'm expensive people in Japan.
Speaker 9: Are calling you, But then like maybe silence, you're calling
Speaker 9: after work hours, You're like I don't know to give
Speaker 9: me a heads up, like the courtesy of Hector.
Speaker 5: Why do you think you didn't share that pretty funny
Speaker 5: antidote about wearing your coworkers shirt that day, like when
Speaker 5: you got home to Alyssa, Like I feel like that
Speaker 5: is something that you would share with your partner.
Speaker 6: Like You're never gonna believe this, honestly, because I was
Speaker 6: a little embarrassed. I'm supposed to have the shirt back
Speaker 6: to Gracie like I was the next day. It's been
Speaker 6: a week. I'm sorry. I'll admit I probably should have
Speaker 6: let you in on the fact that people be calling
Speaker 6: me late at night.
Speaker 1: Are you ever going to get that poor girl her
Speaker 1: shirt back?
Speaker 3: Do you believe him? Jupil sounds legit to me? I mean, listen,
Speaker 3: do you believe him?
Speaker 1: I mean, he's dumb enough for this all to be true.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty elaborate story just to make up.
Speaker 1: Sure, this is such a stupid Hector thing.
Speaker 9: We've been together for five years and this is very
Speaker 9: hector of him. But please don't make me panic like
Speaker 9: this ever again. Just like let me in. That's fair
Speaker 9: on the bit, Okay, I think that is.
Speaker 2: More than fair.
Speaker 6: Of course, I am. I'm so sorry for putting in
Speaker 6: this position. You know there's there's no way I cheat
Speaker 6: on you. I have no problem actually showing you my
Speaker 6: phone log for these calls, and I can even I can.
Speaker 6: You can talk to Gracie if you want to back
Speaker 6: me up. I'm so sorry that you were ever in
Speaker 6: a position where you thought this could be the case.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and maybe you can get me some flowers too.
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