WEBVTT - Introducing: Finally! A Show

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand what the big fat ones are. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't put those inside of you, do you? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is a show about women.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I just reapply my lip gloss. After eating

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<v Speaker 3>a delicious lunch. We are headed back now to European

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<v Speaker 3>political systems class at Barot College.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoo, finally a show about women that isn't just a

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<v Speaker 2>thinly veiled aspirational nightmare. That's it. That's actually the name

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<v Speaker 2>of the show. It's not hosted, not narrated. We're just

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<v Speaker 2>dropping into a woman's world. It's like reality TV on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>So, since numbers are very important here, I sing the

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<v Speaker 4>person's cremation number, so I make sure it's snatching on

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<v Speaker 4>all the paperwork. Nine seventy three two four.

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<v Speaker 5>But I can. I was like, you need to hire me.

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<v Speaker 5>You will be happy that you hired me, Like I

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<v Speaker 5>don't even have a place to sleep tonight, but I

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<v Speaker 5>will be here every day on time. And I worked

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<v Speaker 5>there for a year and a half and then I

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<v Speaker 5>got fired.

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<v Speaker 6>I might put this as one of my special powers,

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<v Speaker 6>convincing teenagers to try different colors. That's it. I'm putting

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<v Speaker 6>it on my resume as one of my special powers.

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<v Speaker 7>Magic is real. It's hard. Dreams are hard because you fail.

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<v Speaker 7>Everying day. I fail, but you gotta learn how to

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<v Speaker 7>fail and be okay with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to Finally, a show coming March thirteenth, on the

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<v Speaker 2>iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.