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Speaker 1: Guys, I think it is so cool that so many

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Speaker 1: people around the world are.

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Speaker 2: Listening to our podcast.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see where they're from, and there's people

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Speaker 4: from Australia, yes, Highland, Germany, Japan, everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know what.

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Speaker 4: I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So if you're listening and you're from there and you have.

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Speaker 2: A nice place, you know, I'm not very picky.

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Speaker 4: Just my own bedroom, a nice bathroom, if you have

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Speaker 4: a pool. Oh, if you're willing to take pictures of

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Speaker 4: me out at the pool, okay, maybe a personal chef.

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Speaker 2: Again, I'm not picky. We could tell hit me up

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Speaker 2: after the full show and it's listening. It's starting right now.

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Speaker 5: For a lot of women, their nineties childhood dreams are

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Speaker 5: about to come true. What jeff it's a brooken Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning. Because you know how Airbnb does those

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Speaker 5: like themed promotions where they say, oh, you can stay

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so fun.

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Speaker 5: Well, now they're letting guests stay in a supersized version

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Speaker 5: of poly Pocket. Oh my god, Alexis, do you know

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Speaker 5: what that is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had polyox.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Polly Pockets have been around it, dude, They're so amazing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anything really tiny.

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Speaker 5: It's so fun because I know they still make them,

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Speaker 5: but if you don't know, Polly Pocket is a toy

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Speaker 5: that came out in nineteen eighty nine, and each one

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Speaker 5: was a mini dollhouse that folded up like a compact

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Speaker 2: And it was maybe about the size of your hands, and.

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Speaker 1: You'd open it up and then it would fold up

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Speaker 1: into you'd see a little tiny room, tiny bed, and

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Speaker 5: Just nice, easy to swallow pieces and it's really great.

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Speaker 5: My sister had a seashell one would never let me

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Speaker 5: Polly's thirty fifth birthday, Airbnb built a real sized version

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Speaker 5: of her slumber party fun tollh my gosh. So there's

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Speaker 5: the picture of it. I'm we're gonna put it on

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Speaker 5: her Instant stories at Brooke and Jeffrey Brook. Can you

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Speaker 5: describe it?

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Speaker 1: It literally looks exactly like a polypocket, like that house

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how this is even possible.

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Speaker 5: It's got like multiple levels in it. The kitchen's on

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Speaker 5: the top floor, which makes total sense. Yeah, so starting

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Speaker 5: August twenty first, you can book a one night's day

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Speaker 5: for you and four friends and it's supposed to be

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Speaker 5: fully stock with like nineties themed snacks, nineties movies on vhs.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a great part is the coloring is

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Speaker 1: on point. I mean poly Pocket is purple pink, turquoise,

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Speaker 6: With Barbie and now poly Pocket coming to life. Can

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Speaker 6: us dudes get Gi Joe? Can I get my he

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Speaker 6: Man underwear?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: He Man's got a new show on. Let's go.

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Speaker 5: Well, there is one catch to this Polypocket house thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: only one person actually gets to sleep inside the compact part.

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Speaker 5: I go to say, because they have a pullout couch

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Speaker 5: that's the only bed in the entire structure. The other

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an I'm sorry, Yeah, Jose, I mean we

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Speaker 5: I think the possibilities are there now, amazing. Let's move on,

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Speaker 5: we got to get into the show collar question of

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Speaker 5: the day, Send it over to the show's pocket princess. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: his name is Jay all with a mustache.

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Speaker 9: If you've looked at our celebrity birthday calendar, stop doing that.

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Speaker 9: It's from my eyes only.

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Speaker 9: Date freely features the letter M because it's the birthday

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Speaker 9: of Macaulay Culkin, John Mulaney, mother Teresa, and yes, Joseph Mongolfier,

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Speaker 9: That's why today, to honor them their names, we're gonna

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Speaker 9: I have a list of famous people whose first and

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Speaker 9: about one. You just have to correctly name them to

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Speaker 5: That's on axis.

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Speaker 9: Here's your hint, Alexis, here's to you, Joe DiMaggio. You

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Speaker 10: Who is she?

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Speaker 2: Marilyn Monroe?

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Speaker 5: Good, Jamaican way of saying Marilyn Monroe.

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Speaker 9: Marilyn Monroe is correct.

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Speaker 9: We're over to Brook. Speaking of Joe DiMaggio, this MM

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Speaker 9: was his teammate and racked up more than five hundred

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Speaker 2: Who is he? Mickey Manle Mantle.

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Speaker 9: That's correct, Lucky.

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Speaker 1: it's Mickey Mantle. And anyway, record.

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Speaker 5: Was broken already, so no one cares.

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Speaker 1: She was juicing though, Mickey Mantle. Mickey Mandele didn't even

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Speaker 9: Moving on, Jose, how's this for a resume? This MM

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Speaker 9: has been a ghost hunter and a spy, and The

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Speaker 9: New York Times ranked her as the twenty second greatest

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Speaker 5: Who is she?

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Speaker 11: My god?

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Speaker 2: So easy?

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Speaker 5: First thing was Margaret Well, what are the hints that

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Speaker 5: he said? He said, a ghost hunter and a spy?

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Speaker 1: Oh Molesly Jones, Melissa McCarthy.

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Speaker 9: Melissa McCarthy is correct, you, Jeb we're over to Jeffrey now.

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Speaker 9: According to her bio online, she's technically ninety three years old. Wow,

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Speaker 9: and there have been rumors for years if she's been

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Speaker 1: It's not me, jeff even Okay, now there's rumors that

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Speaker 5: But I can't prove that. But here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Has gotten a lot of crap for single missus meadows

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Speaker 5: Now Margaret would make more sense. Yeah, give me good

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Speaker 5: old Mama Margaret.

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Speaker 9: Mama Margaret incorrect. I was looking for Minnie Mouse married

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Speaker 9: just a girl friend's situationship eLink. We don't know. No

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Speaker 9: one's ever written it down.

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Speaker 2: Do you That makes sense?

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Speaker 10: Why we wouldn't know she's married.

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Speaker 5: It looks great for a ninety three years wow.

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Speaker 9: And she's still fashion or over to Alexis now Alexis

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Speaker 9: This MM first popped out on the music scene, but

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Speaker 9: later she got tangled up in a bunch of Hollywood

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Speaker 11: Who is she?

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Speaker 2: Mms? Are there? It's kind of crazy. Wh you guys

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Speaker 5: There's a sneaky hint in there.

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Speaker 4: It's probably time Madonne.

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Speaker 2: I don't know her name, Mamma Madonna.

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Speaker 9: Mama Madonna's Mama Marker too, Mama Madonna. It's incorrect. MM

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Speaker 9: I was looking for was Mandy Moore?

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Speaker 5: She got tangled up in the movie. Yeah, she's the

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Speaker 9: We're over to Brook, now, Brook. This MM can be

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Speaker 9: found on the sidelines of Texas Longhorns football games or

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Speaker 9: on a beach on a six pack. Who is it?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, give me Matthew McConaughey.

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Speaker 9: Matthew McConaughey is correct. We're over to Jose Now. Someone

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Speaker 9: checked the thermostat this m M is one of the

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Speaker 9: biggest documentarians ever. And it's not because of the bowling

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Speaker 9: Alley nachos.

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Speaker 10: Who is it famous documentarians?

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Speaker 2: Michael don't get too big.

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Speaker 9: Millhouse, Michael Millhouse is incorrect. Looking for Michael Moore, Farenheit

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Speaker 9: nine eleven, bowling for combine. That means Brook has won

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Speaker 9: today's edition.

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Speaker 11: Plenty.

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Speaker 5: Brook gets to choose who gets shocked. They're going to

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Speaker 5: be singing lose yourself by speaking of Ms Eminem going.

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Speaker 2: To be Jeffrey, because you didn't get yours.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 5: Here comes his palm's a sweaty his week alms are heavy.

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Speaker 5: This vomit sweat already, Mom spaghetti, He's not. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: Have you ever done that song for one of your

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Speaker 5: I did do that one.

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Speaker 2: I remember. I was so good.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean. But I totally remember you.

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Speaker 5: Y'all shut up. That's a shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: We got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 3: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I know we're still in August and it's technically summer, yes,

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Speaker 5: but it's already too late. Pumpkin spice is coming. It's

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Speaker 5: broken in the morning, And even though we recently reported

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Speaker 5: that it's only the fourth most popular flavor of fall,

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Speaker 5: all the stores are rolling out their pumpkin spice menus,

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Speaker 5: and there is nothing we can do to get in

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Speaker 5: the way. Okay, Chrispy Cream already launched their pumpkin spice

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Speaker 5: cake doughnuts, and pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: People are eating them already.

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Speaker 5: They are in stomachs and coming out the other Then

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Speaker 5: September one, I hop is joining the party with pumpkin

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Speaker 5: spiced pancakes, Maple Pumpkin cheesecake flavored pancakes, and pumpkin spice

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Speaker 5: cold foam fall iced cold Bruce. Your drink is twenty

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Speaker 5: syllables long. Take it off the damn menu. Yeah, and

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Speaker 5: you know three M, the company that makes household consumer goods,

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Speaker 5: They're releasing a pumpkin spice power toilet brush.

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Speaker 10: What is that?

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Speaker 2: What joke did?

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Speaker 5: Okay I made that one up, but you could totally

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Speaker 5: see them doing it really though. Duncan is launching spiked

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Speaker 5: pumpkin spice ice lattes alcohol in them.

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Speaker 2: Wait, day, you can't waiting to hear bad news. I

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Speaker 2: don't understand what we're completing alcoholic Duncan.

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Speaker 5: Duncan's going all?

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Speaker 2: Is that what happened when Ben Affleck joined teams?

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Speaker 5: And finally Raid is launching a pumpkin spice roach killer

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Speaker 5: spray so cockroaches can enjoy the best sweet flavor of

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Speaker 5: fall as the life drains from their sorrow the dying.

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Speaker 5: It hurts so bad, it smells so good. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 5: that's not real either, But somebody who definitely should hire

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Speaker 2: Yeah, between that, the toilet brush.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey Falk themed pumpkin spice, Laser Stories, Write down your Throat.

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Speaker 5: If you want it, you should invest in Laser Stories,

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Speaker 5: a segment where we read weird news stories around the glove,

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Speaker 5: Those other snoozer newsers just don't. Okay, I've probably just

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Speaker 5: And if you're wondering, the paramedic handled the whole situation

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Speaker 5: for a very very long time. This next laser stories

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Speaker 5: you ask that quick, none other than the coin boys.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, guys and gals.

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Speaker 5: That's what they do. The teens have their entire personality

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Speaker 5: Just don't give him access this next the story is

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Speaker 5: We're dumb enough to keep covering these. This time the

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Speaker 5: Coco Bodu Hitthi resort in the Maldives in South Asia.

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Speaker 5: They're looking to hire a ken So what's the job

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, god, I think that's amazing movie.

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Speaker 5: Whoever gets chosen is going to be flown out for

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Speaker 5: There are some requirements for the gig. The winning applicant

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Speaker 5: I was in here.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of different kens, just like there's a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, full time. Apparently it's only for residents of the UK, though,

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Speaker 2: You can't have a British Ken?

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Speaker 5: Yeah you can?

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Speaker 3: I don't think that.

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Speaker 5: On to t this next Linger stories out of Relationship HQ.

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Speaker 5: There's a new survey on when people hit different milestones

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Speaker 5: in their relationships, and the first one is surprisingly or

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Speaker 5: not surprisingly physical intimacy. Oh say, on average?

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Speaker 2: I hate these surveys.

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Speaker 5: On average, They say it happens after just five dates.

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Speaker 6: Oh oh wait, five dates forever should be happen more

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Speaker 6: than five hours.

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Speaker 2: Of the day. Jose, get down a little bit.

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Speaker 5: Here's the other major moments in a new relationship talking

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, then so see you hit five dates, you

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Speaker 10: To the dark stone.

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Speaker 5: You go to your girlfriends and you're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: we talked about Congress last night. Everybody also use the

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Speaker 5: weeks while bringing up your ex two months and three

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Speaker 4: Not after you already A couples.

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Speaker 1: Had to be people who are sober and dating.

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Speaker 2: You know, this is can't be for people who drink alcoholic.

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Speaker 5: Wearing unattractive underwear three months and twenty four dates. O, dude,

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Speaker 5: you need to set the expectations low seriously, else.

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Speaker 1: We're going to have to keep that up the rest

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Speaker 5: Own hot underwear. Yeah, so that's that's what you mean.

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Speaker 5: You just set the bar and that's where it's just

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Speaker 5: It happens around four months.

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Speaker 12: Who is your daddy?

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Speaker 7: And what does she.

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Speaker 5: Do passing gas in front of them?

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Speaker 2: That happens by accident.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, it's always like in the middle. So

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Speaker 5: let's call this purposely passing gas and being okay with

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Speaker 5: it five months and twenty one days on average.

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Speaker 2: I'm still not okay with it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't purposely do that in front of my

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Speaker 5: And finally considering getting engaged twenty three months.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Again, that's the average timeline for adults in our country.

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Speaker 5: But I know some people like to move a lot faster.

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Speaker 5: This is the sound of a turtle meeting a k

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Speaker 5: Swiss just two minutes in slow down and talk about

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Speaker 5: politics for a second. Why don't you That sound means

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Speaker 5: the Laser stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 5: We'll do it again the same time.

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Speaker 3: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: A drunk plumber falling asleep in a toilet, a senior

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Speaker 2: What a talent.

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Speaker 5: You might be thinking, Wait, aren't you just listing off

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Speaker 5: all of Brook's ex boyfriends? And that may be true,

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Speaker 5: But also.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that toothless one was hot. It was.

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Speaker 5: But these are the exact type of love struck winners

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Speaker 5: that we constantly hear leaving voicemails on our station answering machine.

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Speaker 5: Which one of Brooks past loves will be shooting his

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Speaker 5: shot today. Find out in a brand new loser line

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Speaker 5: coming up right after this.

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Speaker 7: With you.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's a

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Speaker 3: laser line. Good by, Just call me.

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Speaker 5: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 5: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 13: Excuse me, miss, did you happen to drop your pennies

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Speaker 13: back there? Because I know I dropped mine when I

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Speaker 13: saw you. Maybe we can go look for him together,

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Speaker 13: your little panny hunt.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, resist the urge to take off one

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Speaker 5: of your high heels and wedge it into his mobility scooter.

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Speaker 5: Give him the number of the loser line, so hopefully

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Speaker 5: he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 5: on the air. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 14: One, Cassandra's again from Youth car Lot. I know we

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Speaker 9: Trying, all right.

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Speaker 14: You were interested in a certified pre owned Tesla. Now

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Speaker 14: I've got a ton of them here, inventory up to

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Speaker 7: So, like you know, I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 14: I'm probably gonna get.

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Speaker 7: In trouble for this, but I can throw in free.

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Speaker 14: Formats for you, and that's not something I do for anybody.

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Speaker 7: Okay. You're very special to me and I hope you

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Speaker 7: feel that. So if that's not I'll throw a cherry

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Speaker 14: I'll even toss in a day with me, and that

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Speaker 14: one's on the house, okay, So I'll pay for everything.

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Speaker 7: So you know you'll be driving.

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Speaker 5: Away with a battery powered monster, all right.

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Speaker 8: Now that's the Tesla.

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Speaker 14: You'll be driving away with your little battery powered love machine.

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Speaker 9: That's yours, truly, all right, So listen, two for one deal.

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Speaker 5: You can't turn that down.

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Speaker 1: Uh, she probably already has a little battery powered love

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Speaker 15: Tell me you're five to three without telling me that

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Speaker 6: The stereotypical sales line ever, like I'm probably gonna get

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Speaker 1: This floor, mats, I mean, come on, actually looked great

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Speaker 1: compared to his second.

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Speaker 5: Offer next message.

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Speaker 3: Hey Rock, it's Ca.

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Speaker 12: So I know I told you that it's cool if

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Speaker 12: we hang out again, and I think that's still okay,

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Speaker 12: But could you just text me like a picture of yourself.

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Speaker 12: It's just the when we met it was like prelasic.

450
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Speaker 12: So I just had my eyes fre done recently, and

451
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Speaker 12: even my mom looks different now, and let's.

452
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Speaker 16: Just say I was surprised.

453
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Speaker 12: Uh yeah, it wasn't good. So, I mean, I just

454
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Speaker 12: I want to be transparent because it's not all about looks,

455
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Speaker 12: but they do matter. So could you, yeah, just text

456
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Speaker 12: me just a current photo of your face, just your face.

457
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Speaker 12: It's not like your shirt off for anything, because that

458
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Speaker 12: would just make it awkward. I'm sure I'll love it.

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Speaker 1: She's smartly be very specific when requesting a photo from

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Speaker 1: a man. Oh yeah, yeah, She's like, WHOA, that looks

461
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Speaker 1: different too.

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Speaker 5: I know we're we're joking right now, but if you

463
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Speaker 5: really do have bad eyesight and want to get a

464
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Speaker 5: free check up without insurance, head on over to the

465
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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and stick your eyeball right up

466
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Speaker 5: to that screen. If you can read the captions on

467
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Speaker 5: the screen, then you are good. And that's coming from me,

468
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Speaker 5: doctor debout.

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Speaker 2: Are you supposed to be wearing glasses and you don't?

470
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Speaker 5: That's right because I checked my TikTok page and I

471
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Speaker 5: could read it just fine. I'll admit I'm not a

472
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 5: real doctor, but I do play in highway rest stops

473
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 5: all around the nation. Now I'm going to take off

474
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Speaker 5: my latex gloves so that we can get back to

475
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Speaker 5: these clips. Here we go.

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Speaker 17: Next message, Hey, Mike, this is Tina. I have been

477
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Speaker 17: so excited about the question if I were a ride

478
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Speaker 17: at Disneyland, what would I be? I thought that was

479
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Speaker 17: so creative of you to come up with that question,

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Speaker 17: and it's had me thinking for the past three days

481
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Speaker 17: of what my answer is, because I don't think there's

482
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Speaker 17: one ride that defines me. Because a boss the shoulders,

483
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Speaker 17: I'm kind of like Peter Pan's light. I am believing

484
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Speaker 17: wonder and fun and believing magic and then like next

485
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Speaker 17: to waste a more like.

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Speaker 16: Big thunder Mountain Railroad. And that's a good thing for

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Speaker 16: you to me.

488
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Speaker 5: And then from the waist down.

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Speaker 16: Obviously, I'm a teacup because I get around a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 16: oh wow, I just realized how that sounded. No, I

491
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Speaker 16: meant like, I just I'm always busy. I'm not easy.

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Speaker 16: It's not wow.

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Speaker 1: She walks around a lot, she's a runner, yeats around.

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Speaker 6: And I'm trying to think of one too. They're all

495
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Speaker 6: pretty sexual, like think about getting matter horny.

496
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Speaker 1: I know I went immediately for Dumbo with any man.

497
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Speaker 15: You know, we shouldn't stay below the waist on mister

498
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Speaker 15: Toad's wild Ride.

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Speaker 8: Next message, High Medicine.

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Speaker 11: I just wanted to let you know I'm to go

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Speaker 11: out with you. I do have a forty three dollars

502
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 11: gift card to Dairy Queen, not just ice cream.

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Speaker 7: They do have a full grill.

504
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Speaker 11: Or as another option. I do have fifty three dollars

505
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Speaker 11: left at the cheesecake factory. I would have had more,

506
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 11: but my mom just had a hysterectomy surgery and I

507
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 11: wanted to figure out and she's like CEO lot.

508
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Speaker 7: So I do the funny.

509
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Speaker 11: Thing where I can stick my tongue between the beef patties.

510
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 7: And it kind of makes it look like it's talking.

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Speaker 11: You'll see it I'm sure you're gonna love it.

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Speaker 5: That's great, Brook, that's comedy. I kind of like it.

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Speaker 5: See yeah on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. Next, watch

514
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Speaker 5: Alexus do the talking Hamburger tracks.

515
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Speaker 2: Not make a little voice while you make hamb.

516
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Speaker 5: We're about to hit a million followers after that, alexis

517
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 5: you gotta do it. Make sure you listen to the

518
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 5: Loser Line regularly at this time every week and go

519
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 5: subscribe to that Brook and Jeffrey TikTok so you can

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00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 5: hear your favorite loser lines and see the Hamburger trick.

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00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 2: Master Haberger told you to.

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00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 5: Phone. Tab's coming up right after.

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Speaker 3: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today, we call a woman who just went out on

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Speaker 5: a first date with a guide to the movies fun.

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00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 5: She came home from it feeling really good. Ah, such

527
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 5: crazy over the moon, like this could actually go somewhere. Well,

528
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 5: she's about to find out maybe things weren't quite as

529
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Speaker 5: perfect as she thought that thanks, and who's going to

530
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Speaker 5: reveal the ugly truth none other than the manager of

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Speaker 5: that theater and self appointed community hero, Steady Eddie. Oh no,

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Speaker 5: it's happening in your phone. Tap right now another.

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Speaker 8: Hello, Illoha.

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Speaker 10: My name is Daddy and I work at the Regal

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Speaker 10: Late Cinema. Is this Ariana?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: This is Ariana.

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00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 10: Oh Hi, it's nice talking to a lady. Unfortunately, I'm

539
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 10: reaching out for not so much of a positive reason.

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Speaker 10: We had an incident and it happened while you were

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Speaker 10: at the theater on Saturday. Oh I don't think you're

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Speaker 10: aware of it on Saturday.

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Speaker 16: Okay, then what happened?

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Speaker 7: What do you mean?

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00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 10: Just give me one second?

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00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 7: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Much better?

548
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 5: My airwater?

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Speaker 11: Are you okay?

550
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Speaker 10: Everything your care and I'm fine. It's just my time

551
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 10: to take a puff of my inhaler. Doctor's orders. You

552
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 10: have to hit your.

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Speaker 16: No, I don't have another, Okay, then.

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Speaker 10: We can proceed. First off, we have cameras all throughout

555
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 10: the building, and we noticed that you were with like

556
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 10: a medium science guy, maybe brown hair, not very attractive.

557
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 10: It doesn't really work out much.

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Speaker 16: Probably I'm not sure about that last part, but yeah,

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Speaker 16: I was with the guy.

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Speaker 10: So according to the timestamp, you two are watching the

561
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Speaker 10: previews and then there is a video of him going

562
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Speaker 10: out to the lobby. Does this sound familiar.

563
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 17: During the previous he went to get us some snacks

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Speaker 17: that's what you thought.

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Speaker 10: But our video showed him looking at the confession stand

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Speaker 10: and instead of buying anything, he goes back to the

567
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Speaker 10: hallway and starts digging through the trash.

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Speaker 16: What wait, what are you talking?

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Speaker 10: You digging in there? And then he pulled out a big,

570
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Speaker 10: old You've bag of popcorn.

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Speaker 16: No, oh my god, that's close.

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00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 10: There's no growth, it gets even growther. He also pulled

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00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 10: out a you soft drink and im bring it back

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Speaker 10: into the theater.

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Speaker 16: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 10: Well I have the video. That's why I'm calling you.

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00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 10: And your tickets were purchased on your rewards card, which

578
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Speaker 10: is how I was able to get your phone number. Oh,

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Speaker 10: I just thought you should be notified in case you

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Speaker 10: ate or drank any of that stuff.

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Speaker 17: Yes, we ate it all and drink it all.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, you know that's unfortunate, But I don't want you

583
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Speaker 10: to worry about it, because after I saw the video,

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00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 10: I tracked down his discarded bag by your feet and

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Speaker 10: I tried some myself.

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Speaker 16: You ate what was left in there?

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00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 10: I had to.

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00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 10: Then I use the same straw to drink from the cup.

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Speaker 16: And what the heck?

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00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 14: Why would you do?

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Speaker 10: Actually, kind of liked it. I like a little bit

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Speaker 10: of watery fhota. Sometimes it's got too much bite to it,

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00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 10: you know, never has sprank and it's got too much bite.

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Speaker 16: This is really gross.

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Speaker 8: This is discussing.

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Speaker 10: Hey, you drank it.

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Speaker 16: I didn't know about it. You obviously had watched it noted.

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Speaker 7: That's so gross.

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Speaker 10: Look, I am the manager of this theater. I ended

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Speaker 10: my job to be thorough it's possible, and check all

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00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 10: of the safety procedures, not only for you, not only

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Speaker 10: for me, before this entire commune.

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Speaker 16: I don't really, I don't know what to say right now.

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00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 10: I can help. Just tell your brother or whoever that.

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Speaker 7: You with my da not my brother.

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00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 10: Well, in my opinion, you know he doesn't deserve you.

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Speaker 16: Okay, okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 10: Well, actually, I know a guy who works at a

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Speaker 10: theater is actually in upper management link wink, hint, hint.

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Speaker 6: I hold on, hold on, hold on, hold.

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Speaker 10: On, wink wink. Wait a minute, Yes, my queen.

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Speaker 16: Did you make this whole thing up just to ask

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Speaker 16: me out?

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Speaker 10: Maybe?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, he got me.

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Speaker 11: You are disgusting.

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Speaker 10: No, I'm not disgusting. I'm just dealing what your dave

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Speaker 10: Baker told me to do. He told me to give

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Speaker 10: you a prank phone call in Confusia and you laugh.

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Speaker 5: Wait, how do you know? His name?

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00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 10: Mean Cove? He the big listener on our show Brick

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00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 10: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Wait, Ni, actually, huh wait,

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00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 10: I'm still doing the boys. This is actually Jose from

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

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Speaker 10: tap on you.

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Speaker 17: Wait, I'm like shaking over here.

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Speaker 16: Was that you Was that your voice?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? That was my voice. Actually that's the Internet. Now

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Speaker 5: that's childhood Jose.

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Speaker 10: Hey, by the way, before I forget because I'm bad

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00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 10: at my job, Baker said he needs to tell you

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00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 10: he would love to go on another date with you.

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00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 10: And know he did not steal any bob corn from

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Speaker 10: the garbage. Yay, I mean name and Baker.

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Speaker 3: I did not.

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00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 10: I'm third wheeling it.

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Speaker 3: Yay.

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Speaker 10: I'll bring the popcorn and I'll sit in the middle.

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00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 10: I get double kiffish.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up Every morning was foon taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenty Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Man, if only dating could be as easy as ordering

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Speaker 5: your favorite Starbucks drink.

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00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 6: Oh that's kind of complicated.

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Speaker 18: I'll take a grande tall duck and handsome with added sugar,

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Speaker 18: four pumps of loyalty and a drizzle of trust fund

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00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 18: extrat please.

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Speaker 1: The same order she wants a cup of drizzle.

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Speaker 5: Well corn Man, according to one of our listeners, as

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Speaker 5: a place that isn't too far off from that. He

654
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 5: says his date was literally served to him on a

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Speaker 5: silver platter after he plugged in his romantic preferences. And

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Speaker 5: it's all part of a new dating event that people

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00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 5: are doing right now. After hearing how it works, Alexis

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Speaker 5: might even want an invite to the next party You're

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Speaker 5: gonna hear it and how it works in your brand

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Speaker 5: new second date updates, Next second date update. If I've

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00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 5: learned anything from reading countless dating blogs, they all say

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Speaker 5: the absolute worst thing you can do is be open

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Speaker 5: to trying new things.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't. That's the opposite of what they all say.

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Speaker 5: New experiences should scare you and you need to avoid

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Speaker 5: them at all costs. Instead of reading.

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Speaker 2: The anti therapy blogs.

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00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 5: Again, you know, you need to stick to the places

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Speaker 5: that you've already been and people you already know, and

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Speaker 5: nothing bad can ever happen but new people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff, how you end up in like my hometown

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Speaker 1: dating okay.

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Speaker 5: Supports it as one of our listeners didn't take that advice,

674
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 5: thank god. And he's some sort of modern renaissance man

675
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,720
Speaker 5: decided to try something new and look where it landed

676
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 5: him right here on our show, which I'm guessing is

677
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,280
Speaker 5: another new experience for him that he's never done before.

678
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: So, yikes, we're the low point.

679
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,479
Speaker 5: We are, Alvin, welcome to your new life.

680
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 7: Low Oh, glad year. This is my first time ever

681
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 7: doing that.

682
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: Now, are you feeling shame or excitement?

683
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 7: No, definitely excitement. I don't I'm not feeling shame.

684
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 5: Okay, we're going to change that by the end of

685
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 5: the segment. But you said that you tried something new

686
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 5: for your dating life. What was that?

687
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 7: Have you ever heard of a red envelope party?

688
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 5: What is that?

689
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 2: What's a red envelope party?

690
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 7: Well, it's like a like a dating event that people

691
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 7: put on.

692
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 3: And there was at this fancy house and you went

693
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 3: by yourself.

694
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: You didn't bring a friend.

695
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, this was a friend hooked me up with this,

696
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,720
Speaker 7: but I went by myself.

697
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

698
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 7: And then you scan like a QR code and you

699
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 7: fill out a questionnaire that's like about your interests and

700
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 7: your values.

701
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: You know what kind of person you are a dating profile, right.

702
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, just a brief little thing like that, and

703
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 7: then once you did the questionnairey. I went the house

704
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 7: and it was had the vibe of like a slanky

705
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 7: private members club. It was fancy furniture and well stocked bar, chandeliers,

706
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 7: the whole you know, chandelier that is rich.

707
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 4: No, no, people, you get a house full of single

708
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 4: people and you're only allowed to talk to one person

709
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 4: that they give you a motive?

710
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 5: Is that the rule?

711
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 7: No, No, You're you're supposed to mingle and drink and

712
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 7: have a good time. That's what I've been doing. About

713
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 7: like an hour into it, maybe a little more, a

714
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 7: waiter came around with a silver tray and on the

715
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 7: tray were red envelopes and you find the one that

716
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 7: had your name on it, and that has inside the

717
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 7: person that you are supposed to meet once. But we'd

718
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 7: already hung out from that.

719
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the whole point is so that you go

720
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: around the room and actually try to find the other person.

721
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it's more about talking to other person.

722
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: I mean my guess anyway, and.

723
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 5: The fact that it's on a silver tray makes me

724
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 5: believe whatever is on it is like and so, who

725
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 5: was the person whose name was in your envelope?

726
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 7: My envelope had the name Natalie in it.

727
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: Okay, had you already met Why are you laughing?

728
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 5: I thought he said he had his own name in

729
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 5: his envelope.

730
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: That had you already met Natalie? Or do you have

731
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: to go find her?

732
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 7: I had actually met her and she was like obviously

733
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 7: on there to date. So I'm looking around, you know,

734
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 7: looking at all the ladies, and she was like top

735
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 7: of my list.

736
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: Oh you're like yes, like he read envelope, that's nice.

737
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 7: There was a total yes, just bump.

738
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So you went and tracked her down. How

739
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 5: did that go?

740
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 7: It was great. We were having a really good time

741
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 7: and she was laughing a lot, and I was laughing, Oh,

742
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 7: that's a.

743
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: Good sign because she could have been disappointed when she

744
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: saw your name.

745
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 7: No, no, she seemed cool and she was kept encouraging

746
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 7: us to go back to the bar. And so, yeah,

747
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 7: we did drink a bit. I admit it. I definitely

748
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 7: was feeling a buzz.

749
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 5: Nice.

750
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're you know, you're doing it together and

751
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: it's a party scene, like it seems appropriate.

752
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was appropriate amount and I was not alone,

753
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 7: you know, it was everybody was having a good time,

754
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 7: and she was having a good time. You know, like

755
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 7: I said, we were laughing a lot.

756
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 5: These are all positive reviews. Is there anything in your

757
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 5: mind that like was like a low moment of the

758
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 5: night or something that could have gone wrong? Yes, yes,

759
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 5: there was.

760
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 8: Oh laughing now, I mean it's not the worst.

761
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 7: But like we had been sitting for a while and

762
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 7: we stood up and we walked outside and it was

763
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 7: pretty warm, and I definitely had like a head rush

764
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 7: and I kind of fell into a bush.

765
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 5: Oh and this was in front of Natalie.

766
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I was walking with her.

767
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: May have but he may have looked a little sloppy.

768
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, yeah I looked sloppy. I didn't like

769
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 7: fall over. Like I was just so hammered that I

770
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 7: was just like passing out. But you know, I definitely

771
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 7: leaned into it hard, let's put it that way.

772
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 5: Lean into a bush.

773
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 7: But she helped me out of it. But like I'm

774
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 7: a pretty big guy, so she couldn't really do it.

775
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 7: So this guy like kind of stepped over and kind

776
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 7: of helped me.

777
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 5: Too, gave you a hand. Not your proudest moment, but

778
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 5: it's probably not like a total deal break for you.

779
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 5: So how did it end that night? But with you

780
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 5: and Natalie?

781
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 7: Well, at the end of the party, I asked her

782
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 7: if she wanted to go up to have some food,

783
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 7: you know, soak up the alcohol, right, and she said

784
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 7: she wanted to hang back and find this friend that

785
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 7: she came with. And I don't know that's it. Then,

786
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 7: I haven't heard back from her. I mean I got

787
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 7: her her her number, Yeah, exactly.

788
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 2: Have you called her or nothing?

789
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 7: I texted her once. I don't want to be the

790
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 7: dude who's spending multiple texts what definitely like damn, I

791
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 7: went to all that trouble and thought it was a

792
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 7: good connection, and then just seem weird that nothing has

793
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 7: come since then.

794
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 5: Maybe she confidently leaned on the same bush and is

795
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 5: trapped inside of it right now waiting for somebody to

796
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 5: come pick her out. So we're gonna call, We'll see

797
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 5: if she answers, and try and get you your second

798
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 5: date update fancy edition coming up right after this. In

799
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 5: date update, I'm gonna need to set the scene here

800
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 5: for any listeners just joining us. We picture well dressed

801
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 5: men and women sitting on ornate couches, sitting on gimlets,

802
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 5: mingling together. Red envelope party, old people.

803
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: It's fancy.

804
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: It does feel like something that happened in Jeff's neighborhood.

805
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 3: Girls.

806
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, a lot.

807
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 5: Of ask on gimlets and mint julips. What's a red

808
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 5: envelope party. I'm still not one hundred percent sure I

809
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 5: get the idea. But one of our listeners, Alvin, attended

810
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 5: one the other night where he went to a house

811
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 5: in an upscale neighborhood. They have you fill out a

812
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 5: dating survey and then later, based on the answers to

813
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 5: your questionnaire, they bring you a red envelope on a

814
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 5: silver platter with the name of the person that you

815
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 5: matched with and are supposed to meet that night. And

816
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 5: the name of Alvin's person was Natalie. So they met up,

817
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 5: had a great time there until he fell into a

818
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 5: bush outside.

819
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: I didn't ruin the night, It was just a memory.

820
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: The thing is he remembers it, so he wasn't too dry.

821
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 5: The problem is now Natalie is ghosting. So Brooke, take

822
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 5: a break from putting your reservation and at the red envelope.

823
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 5: Hoalse and what how do you feel about it?

824
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: My hometown was more like bush Light and you'd wrestle

825
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: a pig, you know.

826
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 5: They started.

827
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: The problem is is it's a singles party, so she

828
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: could have easily just.

829
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: Met somebody else that night.

830
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's the whole point in the red envelope.

831
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: So you go around and.

832
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 5: Oh, you're talking about before the envelopes were handed out.

833
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and like the friend that she had to

834
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: find at the end of the party air quotes was

835
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 1: probably the person she was talking to before him.

836
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 5: Alvin, did you notice Natalie speaking with any other guys?

837
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 7: I mean I did notice her speaking with other guys.

838
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: But not, like, you know, I'm sure what the point is.

839
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 5: That's like ask you.

840
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: It's not like they signed a contract that you could

841
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: only go out with this person in the red envelope.

842
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 7: You don't know.

843
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 6: Who's in the red envelope for the first hour.

844
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 5: Jet it's a red envelope with a red flag attached

845
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 5: to I'm worried, but let's call Natalie here and see

846
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 5: what she has to say.

847
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 8: Here we go, Hello, Hey.

848
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 5: Is this Natalie?

849
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 8: Yes, this is Natalie.

850
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 5: Who is this My name is jeff and I'm part

851
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 5: of a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

852
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 5: We're all here eager to talk to you. Yeah, we

853
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 5: actually were given your phone number by one of our

854
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 5: listeners that went out. It was kind of on a

855
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 5: sort of a date.

856
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: Met you at a dating party. Yeah, singles sing.

857
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 5: And this segment is called second Date Update. But because

858
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 5: we're trying to get you two back together and figure

859
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 5: out if there's maybe chemistry or if if you feel

860
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 5: the same way. Thank you, Brooke. But this guy's name

861
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 5: is Alvin.

862
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 8: Oh okay, oh my god?

863
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 5: Remember him from the red Ondo party?

864
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 3: To remember him?

865
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 7: Right?

866
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: I do?

867
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 8: I do remember him. I'm just surprised, Oh my god.

868
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: Describe like what that party was like for you.

869
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 6: Also, if it's one of those parties, you don't have.

870
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 5: To describe too much.

871
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 8: So I just I had never been to one, So

872
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 8: I don't know what to tell you about it. Because

873
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 8: I didn't stay.

874
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: You didn't say, well, I don't say he stayed very

875
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: long either. Did you meet somebody else?

876
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: Is that what it? Which is totally fine.

877
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: That's the whole point of the party, right, success for you?

878
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 8: Well, I've had friends who have done these parties, Like,

879
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 8: I was really just trying to experience it and and

880
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 8: leave because my friends who've done his parties, they say

881
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 8: that you should leave by midnight if you don't want to.

882
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 8: You know that it can get pretty crazy, let's put

883
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 8: it that way. And I was just trying to get

884
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 8: out of there.

885
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 2: Is it really actually one of those? I think?

886
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 5: Can you elaborate? What do you know what happens at midnight?

887
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 8: I heard that they open up these like other rooms

888
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 8: for activities after midnight, and I just that's not really

889
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 8: my damn, Like each one apparently has a theme.

890
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, are you not calling Alvin back because

891
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: you think he stayed, or are you not calling him

892
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: like I don't understand why you still or the fact

893
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: that he was.

894
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 5: At that party.

895
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I think I made the assumption that

896
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 8: he's been to more than one, maybe a bunch of these.

897
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 5: And that's not.

898
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 8: Really my thing. I'm not into that after midnight.

899
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 5: Well, if you think that you're making an assum there,

900
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's fair to jump to a

901
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 5: full conclusion until we actually talked to Alvin himself.

902
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: Because he seems like such an innocent guy him.

903
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 5: And you don't even have to wait because Alvin is

904
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 5: on the other line right now, listening to this conversation

905
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 5: from a secret room in your studio. Don't say that, yes,

906
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 5: I'm here.

907
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, what is happening?

908
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 7: Natalie?

909
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 5: Did I die?

910
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: Did you stay after midnight? Alvin?

911
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 5: Do you know what she's talking about with the extra

912
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 5: rooms that open up?

913
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 7: Yes? I do?

914
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 5: You you and you're laughing?

915
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 2: Okay, bro?

916
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 7: Well yeah, I mean she left, and like I said,

917
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 7: I was kind of feeling it, you know, and I

918
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 7: was like, all here, well.

919
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 5: I'm afraid to go into any more details of what

920
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 5: actually happens.

921
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 9: Did you partake or are you just enjoying the view?

922
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 5: Brother?

923
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 7: I was just enjoying the view.

924
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: But why in the world would you contact a radio

925
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: show if this is the type of event that you

926
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: want to.

927
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 5: Why did you You didn't mention any of this to us?

928
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 7: True, you guys asked me to talk about the date part.

929
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 7: That's the part that I was interested in talking with

930
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 7: you guys about it. The rest of the party in

931
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 7: the event and stuff is like another story.

932
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 5: Okay, well sure, but it's a pretty important detail I

933
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 5: think to bring up.

934
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 7: I mean, like the story end when Natalie left like

935
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 7: afterwards that was just on.

936
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 2: This, you know, Okay, we don't need to.

937
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: I mean, is this making you feel better or worse?

938
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: Natalie?

939
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 8: I mean I don't like the idea of him watching

940
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 8: other people. Yeah, I don't like why does he want

941
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 8: to contact me?

942
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 7: Because you were the worst not interested in Like I

943
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 7: was thinking about you the whole rest of the night,

944
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 7: Like that's all I.

945
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 8: Want other people thinking of me.

946
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 4: That's so well, why do you the party if you're

947
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 4: not into that type of people like.

948
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 7: You?

949
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: That's actually but sometimes you don't know until you try it.

950
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 8: Right now, Yeah, I was trying to just do something

951
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 8: outside of the box because I'm not super adventurous, but

952
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 8: I definitely have boundaries as far as not wanting to

953
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 8: participate in the late night activities.

954
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 7: Okay, you guys are making to sound like I'm some

955
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 7: kind of total freaker's into like wild This is the

956
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 7: first time, just like Natalie, the first time I ever

957
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 7: went to one of these things.

958
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 5: We're not some of us are jealous, like.

959
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 4: A podcast about these crazy How long were you there?

960
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 7: So like like three a little after a tree like

961
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 7: three thirty something?

962
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 5: You watched for three hours?

963
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 7: I mean I'll only really actually watched like this one

964
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 7: room called the ascot room.

965
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 5: That's the only one that I the ascot room.

966
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 7: You know what ascots are like those ties like scarves.

967
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 5: It's actually a smart idea, really silted vapor, pretty creative.

968
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, that's so gross. I don't what does he.

969
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 16: Say to that.

970
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 5: Well, look, he didn't use one of the ascots. He

971
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 5: just watched people with the ascots. Oh no, But I.

972
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 8: Like, oh no, I don't.

973
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: I don't.

974
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 8: I don't know why I shouldn't have pulled you out

975
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 8: of that bush, and I don't.

976
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: Know different meanings.

977
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 5: Before I ask officially, Alvin, is there anything else that

978
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 5: you want to say to Natalie, like a like a

979
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 5: final plea.

980
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 7: Maybe I just want to say, like I thought we

981
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 7: had a good turn before, and it's not like like

982
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 7: I said, I'm not like into that scene. That's not

983
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 7: like my place and my people or something. And you

984
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 7: got to admit we were having a good time at

985
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 7: least I think we were.

986
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: It's a good point.

987
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and he obviously his intentions was to

988
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: meet one person.

989
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, I just need to know are you going

990
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,479
Speaker 8: to go to the next one?

991
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 7: I mean, if you wanted to go with me to

992
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 7: one of those, that would be cool. But I'm not

993
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 7: going to be going about myself.

994
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: Well I was a little soon to say that.

995
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friend, but it's not too soon to ask

996
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 5: if we can facilitate another meet up between the two

997
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 5: of you. We have a red envelope party over at Chili.

998
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 2: I'm going to see you in the baby bedroom.

999
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 8: That's what I was gonna say, as long as there

1000
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 8: aren't extra rooms being opened up after.

1001
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 5: Okay, you're open to.

1002
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,479
Speaker 8: It, you know what I am, Because, like I said,

1003
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 8: I'm kind to the adventurous. And it sounds like he

1004
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 8: went and he committed to the experience, but it doesn't

1005
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 8: sound like it's something that he does all the time.

1006
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 10: Oh my.

1007
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 5: Janitor's class gradus. You got yourself another day?

1008
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 7: Yes, but I really am.

1009
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be so sweet when you guys tell

1010
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: this story.

1011
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 5: When you met Yeah, everybody has red ascots in the

1012
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 5: wedding party.

1013
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 7: No, just on honeymoon night is ascots. No, the bell boy.

1014
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 3: Can watch Breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1015
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 5: That's weird. Just opened my email and got an invite

1016
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 5: to a black envelope party. They say they provide you

1017
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 5: with a free wheelchair if you attend. Does anybody know

1018
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 5: what this is?

1019
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, dude, Jeff, you know what, I'm.

1020
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 5: Just gonna accept it that night. I'm gonna stay after

1021
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 5: hours and just see what happens.

1022
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 9: I think you'll be fine more than a yeah.

1023
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 5: Is anybody else shocked that Natalie said yes to the

1024
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 5: second date offer.

1025
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 2: I am a little bit and shot.

1026
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: He called into a radio station after attending.

1027
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 2: Something like that. I know that is like, it's beyond me.

1028
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 10: Here's my theory, and it's a total theory.

1029
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 5: She is still.

1030
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 10: Slightly in the back of her head in the weirdest way.

1031
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 5: Interested.

1032
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 6: She showed up to the party, looked around, she left me.

1033
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 6: She knows what happened, and she knows what happened after.

1034
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 6: And she still said yes.

1035
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 5: Well, she's looking for somebody to be her shirpu, to

1036
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 5: help like guide her to be to the post midnight activity.

1037
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 5: The guy that could just be the help. Why, he's honest.

1038
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 5: He said he just watched Yees for four hours. I

1039
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 5: don't know if that's good.

1040
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: When do you become an expert? How many hours do

1041
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: you have to get in?

1042
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1043
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: Is that how that works?

1044
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 9: You're an expert, they kick you out.

1045
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 5: I don't know you would think if you're a first

1046
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 5: timer at one of these you'd leave after ten minutes.

1047
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 5: But yeah, soaked it up.

1048
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 1: Nothing shakes this guy.

1049
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, we need to go, but make sure to

1050
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 5: listen to any of our second dates. Wherever you get

1051
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 5: your podcasts. They're available at Brook and Jeffrey. You can

1052
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 5: always email the show to We'll try and call that

1053
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 5: person who's not calling you.

1054
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 3: Back Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1055
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 5: Does anything set the mood better than a big, thick,

1056
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 5: piping hot scented candle.

1057
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 10: Oh okay, Wed.

1058
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 5: I'm not just talking about for a romantic evening at home.

1059
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 5: I'd like to set the mood and everywhere I go.

1060
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 2: Just bring a burning candle.

1061
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 5: With you, or yeah, bring him into the movie theater

1062
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 5: with me.

1063
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: I don't think that's sure.

1064
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 6: There's any job interview I've ever.

1065
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: Had a long burning wick.

1066
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 5: Of course, whenever I'm donating blood. Oh go ahead, doctor

1067
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 5: drain me already.

1068
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 2: Would you like a donut?

1069
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 3: Sir?

1070
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 5: I'm saying a candle always gets the vibe just right,

1071
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 5: So I suggest right now, get out a candle and

1072
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 5: light that wick wherever you are, especially if you're listening

1073
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 5: in your car, right that candle, because I want the

1074
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 5: mood to be just right while I read some steamy

1075
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 5: stories of people looking for love in a brand new

1076
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 5: Craigslist misconnections.

1077
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 18: That's coming up right after this cty misconnections.

1078
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 3: That was me staring there's only.

1079
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 5: Two places to find true love in this world. One

1080
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 5: is at red Lobster during seafood buffet night. Yes, I'll

1081
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 5: see you behind the dumpster where they discard all the

1082
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 5: uneaten shrimp tails at the stroke of dump a clock.

1083
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 2: They don't ever want that to strike.

1084
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 5: The other places on pages of craigslist dot org.

1085
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 2: How does that suddenly feel better?

1086
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,439
Speaker 5: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1087
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 5: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled.

1088
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 19: If I'm allowed, I Would destroy a million trolls in

1089
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 19: your honor.

1090
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 5: WHOA, that's man for woman twenty five mal game stop.

1091
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's a perfect place, let's go there.

1092
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 5: They're right, Oh, fairest game girl.

1093
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 19: When I charged into your store that fateful Thursday night,

1094
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 19: I was only expecting to rent a first player shooter

1095
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 19: game for some total late night New denihilation. Yeah, but

1096
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 19: when I stepped across the abyss into your store from

1097
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 19: the hot topic next door's boy. There you were a gorgeous,

1098
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 19: fair haired maiden with blue eyes and acne scar as

1099
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 19: far as the eye could see. Yeah, I thou not

1100
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 19: had the courage to speak to you, but please know

1101
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 19: and remember this for as long as you live. If

1102
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 19: you were being held captive in a mountain ice fortress

1103
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 19: by your ruthless mutant warlord with no futility points, I

1104
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 19: would happily fight my way through sixteen levels of fire breathing,

1105
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 19: undead ninja zombies to attempt to.

1106
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 5: Win your heart. Dude, that was a lie, and.

1107
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 19: I would do it just for the small, slight whisper

1108
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 19: of a chance that someday, somehow you and I could

1109
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 19: possibly live happily.

1110
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 2: Ever after who said romance was dead?

1111
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 19: Alexis after we boink in one of them all redrooms.

1112
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 19: If for some reason, this seasoned elf lord has crossed

1113
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 19: too many boundaries, Yeah, just forget what I wrote above

1114
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 19: and thend.

1115
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 5: Me the picks one good guy only then forever. That's

1116
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 5: signed Norman, who gives his user name Cloak and Dagger

1117
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 5: ninety seven on PF five. Yeah, make sure your friend

1118
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 5: him this next misconnection is titled Recycle, Reduce, and reuse me.

1119
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 1: Oh, y'all's been saying it isn't sexy, but it is.

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00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 2: Recycling is sexy. I haven't heard it yet.

1121
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 5: The woman for Man forty five my house on trash day. Okay,

1122
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 5: I know you probably get this a lot, but you

1123
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 5: are the hottest garbage guy I have ever laid eyes on.

1124
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 2: Dude.

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00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: Some of them have really big arm muscles all day.

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00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 5: Not the Brooks looking. Every Tuesday morning at eight am,

1127
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 5: I wait by my window wearing my Kendle Jenner sweatpants

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00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 5: and tank top, desperately hoping you'll notice me when you

1129
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 5: empty my discarded waist. You may know my house specifically

1130
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 5: because I always leave you a savory surprise on top

1131
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 5: of my recycling container. No, it's a burger king Croissan Witch, unwrapped, lady,

1132
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 5: it's just out there sitting on the lid as a

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00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 5: thank you for a job.

1134
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, every time.

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00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: She just runs out of her Kendle Jenner jumper and

1136
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: she's like.

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00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 5: Get away. So if you like what you see in

1138
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 5: the window and in my trash, you should stop off

1139
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 5: at my place after your shift is done, and then

1140
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 5: you could really put a dent in my cans.

1141
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 2: I was waiting for something.

1142
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: I thought you was going to go junk in the trunk.

1143
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 5: But here we go trus that signed Magdalena. Oh girl.

1144
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled Why'd you leave man for woman?

1145
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 5: Thirty one?

1146
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 2: I bet there's a lot of reasons.

1147
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 5: Drunken doozy dive bar sounds like fun they right. I

1148
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 5: met you last night when we cling to Mason Jar

1149
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 5: glasses underneath the vintage railroad lights.

1150
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, that's a very I mean it's a

1151
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: classics saying that you'd put in a dimon.

1152
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 5: Totally, he says. I was the guy sporting a long

1153
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 5: corduroy shirt plane down the knees. Yeah, with a trendy

1154
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 5: center part in my hair. You were the blonde who

1155
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 5: had the funky Sherlock Holmes hat that helped slim your face.

1156
00:57:55,840 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, she's wearing like a big old top.

1157
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you got to make fun of her chubby face.

1158
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 5: No, she said it looks slim now with the After

1159
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 5: some quick convo, we sat together one of those tables

1160
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 5: made out of recycled sewer pipes. Then we shared a

1161
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 5: PBR that I paid for with one hundred dollars Bill, Yes, sir,

1162
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 5: you saw it. After ten minutes of hardcore one on

1163
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 5: one connecting mentally, I was wanting to show my appreciation

1164
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 5: for you physically as well.

1165
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: It's only been ten minutes, dude, you need to slow

1166
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: it down.

1167
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 2: One drink.

1168
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 5: But when you went to the bathroom, you took too

1169
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 5: damn long, and a different chick got all up on me.

1170
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't help it.

1171
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: It's that corduroy shirt and ladies love it.

1172
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 5: You saw us making out and stormed off. My god,

1173
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 5: but it wasn't what it looked like. Her tongue basically

1174
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 5: attacked my face without warning, and I let it happen

1175
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 5: because I didn't want to be rude.

1176
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, you never knew.

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00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 5: I just want you to know that I really really

1178
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 5: liked you.

1179
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: I bet she's thinking about the one that got away

1180
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: right now.

1181
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 5: And even though this goes against my policy, I'm willing

1182
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 5: to give you a second chance.

1183
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 2: Oh lucky lady.

1184
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 5: That's signed Jasper, he writes. Ps. Even though you told

1185
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 5: me twice I don't remember your name.

1186
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 15: Oh but you ever put that at the end, I didn't.

1187
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 2: Even see one red flag.

1188
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 5: Yes, those are your Craigslist misconnections. I want to go

1189
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,439
Speaker 5: down to this drunk and doocy dive bar.

1190
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 3: Apparently Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1191
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 5: So we've done the math, Brook and on average you

1192
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 5: play around two hundred and thirty of these trivia games

1193
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 5: each year since you started doing in twenty ten. Today

1194
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 5: would make this your two thousand and five hundredth round

1195
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 5: of trivia versus all listeners. Brook, It's an amazing achievement.

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01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 5: The floor is yours to say whatever you want. You

1197
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 5: can thank the people behind the scenes who come up

1198
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 5: with the questions, or the handsome guy who reads you

1199
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 5: the questions, or all the interns you pay to feed

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01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 5: you the answers out in the hallway. It's your time.

1201
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: I was gonna thank my father full passing down the

1202
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: genetics of just knowing really dumb stuff and always being

1203
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: sure that you're right even when you're not. You know,

1204
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: as long as you answer a question with confidence.

1205
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 5: That hard headed stubbornness finally paid it. Dad, shout out

1206
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 5: to your days down. Well, now it's time to meet

1207
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 5: your two thousand and five hundredth contestant. His name is Joe,

1208
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 5: So Joe, welcome to the show.

1209
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 17: Hey, thanks for having me.

1210
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 5: Twenty five hundred's pretty cool. How are you.

1211
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 10: Gonna take her down on this momentous day?

1212
01:00:59,360 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1213
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 2: How any genetics do you have in your family?

1214
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 7: I don't know. That's gonna be pretty tough. I'd be

1215
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 7: more motivated if I were heard.

1216
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: Actually, didn't even think about that.

1217
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Well, the pressure is on the groundwork

1218
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 5: has been laid for this epic battle. Let's send Brook

1219
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 5: out of the studios. We can go over the rules

1220
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 5: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1221
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 5: you don't know, and you could say pass, but you

1222
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 5: have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1223
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1224
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 3: Yes, sir?

1225
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National dog Day.

1226
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 5: Dogs are colorblind? True or false? What sport has a

1227
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 5: term called a gimme golf? The Spanish phrase felice kumbelianos

1228
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 5: means what in English? Happy birthday? Brigham Young was a

1229
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 5: leader in what religious group, the Mormon? How long is

1230
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 5: the lane of a regulation bowling alley more or less

1231
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 5: than one hundred feet? What if you're singing with just

1232
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 5: your voice and no instruments, what's it called acapella? What's

1233
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 5: the Nike logo called.

1234
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 7: I could, Wow, Joe, I think that was real good.

1235
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 5: Wow, it was amazing. This could be epic. Now Brooks's

1236
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 5: gonna come back into the studio here, So let's learn

1237
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 5: a little bit more about Joe, because it says you're

1238
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 5: on my screener. He's a high school boys basketball coach

1239
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 5: and he's been road tripping during the summer trying to

1240
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 5: hit all thirty Major League Baseball parks.

1241
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 1: How many do you have knocked off your list?

1242
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 9: Just eight so far.

1243
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 7: But we have an eight year old son and a

1244
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 7: five year old daughter, so we've been trying to make

1245
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 7: it like a point for the next five to ten years.

1246
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: Because did I just saw the Arizona Stadium came out

1247
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: with like candy burritos where they're like taking cotton candy

1248
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: and rolling candy and ice cream in the center of it.

1249
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: I could, Yes, it is insane.

1250
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 5: And they redid all their journals, so good journals in

1251
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 5: baseball if you ask me, so I spend most of

1252
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 5: the game in there. So all right, here we go

1253
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 5: brook for two thousand, five hundred. Wow, this is history.

1254
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National Dog Day. Dogs

1255
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 5: are colorblind? True or false false? What sport has a

1256
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 5: term called a guinea uh tennis. The Spanish phrase felice

1257
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 5: means what in English happy birthday. Brigham Young was a

1258
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 5: leader in what religious group ld How long is the

1259
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 5: lane of a regulation bowling alley more or less than

1260
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 5: one hundred feet less? If you're singing with just your

1261
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 5: voice and no instrument? What is the Nike logo called name?

1262
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 5: The city that has an NFL team names the Texans Houston.

1263
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 5: We're gonna go to the scoreboard to see how you

1264
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:36,919
Speaker 5: bol did with Jose.

1265
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 10: This is degreeting and humiliating.

1266
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 5: What do you mean working here, Joe?

1267
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 6: You've done something I don't think any listener has done.

1268
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 3: Is zero wrong?

1269
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 2: Seven?

1270
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 10: Brook also seven.

1271
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 5: The one extra question saved Brook on this. Let's go

1272
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 5: over the answers here. It's National Dog Day. Dogs are

1273
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 5: color blind. That is false. They can see in color,

1274
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 5: it's just not as vividly as humans can. Gimme is

1275
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 5: a term from golf when it's so close to the

1276
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 5: hole you're like, ah, that's a gimme. Yeah, you still

1277
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 5: count it as a stroke. The Spanish phrase folice kumbleanos

1278
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 5: means happy birthday in English. Brigham Young was a leader

1279
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 5: of the Mormons. In Utah. The lane of a regulation

1280
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 5: bowling alley is less than one hundred feet about sixty

1281
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 5: feet long from lane to pin. Singing with just your

1282
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 5: voice no instruments is called a cappella. Nike logo is

1283
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 5: the Swoosh, and the Texans are an NFL team located

1284
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 5: in Houston. So Joe. Unfortunately, it just wasn't quite enough

1285
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 5: to beat brook But just for playing you do win

1286
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 5: a pair of tickets to see Billy Bob Thornton and

1287
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 5: the box Masters play their show on September thirteenth. That

1288
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 5: the snow Qualm Casino. Billy Bob very cool?

1289
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 3: Thank you?

1290
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, God, what an epic battle.

1291
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 2: Man. Are you going to go back to.

1292
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: School and tell all of your students that this is

1293
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: what you did this summer?

1294
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna say, hey, I didn't get one wrong.

1295
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 2: Okay, what's your guys' mascot?

1296
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 5: We're the Wildcats.

1297
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 2: Go Wildcats. That's not de eric at all.

1298
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 5: No, you know what's once we're talking about. Hey, Joel,

1299
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 5: thank you so much for playing. We'll be back to

1300
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 5: Windbroos Block same time tomorrow, Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,